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>>714849178
Wherever I am, I must also mig.
Rate Uncharted 3: Elena's Deception
>>714857062 (OP)Why aren't you at work, anon?
>>714857142A
Good & fun run and commentary.
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WHATS GOD MIGGAS!
>>714857142I liked it. Explained well, couch and host were not annoying, and had some funny segments. Clearly all you need from a run. B+, would be higher if not for easiest diff.
>>714857062 (OP)>get to workbut I already am
was nervous and messed up a bit and a lot of things could've gone better so it was okay I guess
>2 minute PB
huh?
>>714857142S
Very solid run and commentary, no troons, based runner not letting the dono reader speak for most of the run
Took a shit. Any interesting runs in the last 3 hours?
>>714857172Need this but plum tapping an overestimate sign
>>714857142B for Boring But Bearable
>>714857261People respond better to humble personalities than braggadocious assholes.
>>714857142A. Honestly decent. So much better a night shift than yesterday.
>>714857273you need to eat more fiber anon
no
>>714857142S.
Solid run, great commentary from Adef, and PB. S tier.
>>714857142D+. Good slop game. Clearly uninspired. Runner was boring, but in a good way. Very "mid" sorta run.
>>714857328SSS
Didn't watch but I see a sony game, I rank it high
>>714857261Probably not a highly competitive game. Almost all the leaderboard positions are from 1-5 years ago.
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>>714857142B
boring but kind of comfy and it stood head and shoulders above most of the other runs i've endured this time round
>>714857380cool zeruda shirt
>>714857380GDQ is finally dead. Thank god.
>>714857142A+
Runner and Adef were pretty good explaining things and not being obnoxious. Also PB from runner
>Pop sound
>Announcer not heard anymore
Finally.
Someone did the right thing.
>stay hydrated and get a snack
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only time this whole event the air quality in this room could be considered normal
>>714857472I wish I was him rn
>>714857472phwoah lad, could murder a munchie box and a bru right now
>>714857142C
Kinda long and boring and the game just isn't interesting. But compared to most runs this event it was harmless with no tranny mention afaik
>>714857472Irn Bru was really underwhelming.
>>714857472this looks grim, only the onion rings look nice
>>714857472that's not pizza...
>ad for something that kills flies
>ad for some type of makeup
>ad showing some dude hitting balls
wow twitch really knows their audience huh
How many of these autists will actually die if they're not reminded to hydrate regularly?
>>714857472corr nice scran lah
it's 4 am where they are what is this music. wheres my aquatic ambience
>>714857539ive heard they substituted real sugar for some artificial sweetener bec of a sugar tax and its not the same anymore
100% guaranteed kino incoming
>muh capitalism is le bad
How original
>>714857547there is a pizza crunch in there
>>714857539What does it taste like? Sugar?
>>714857142A, finally some fucking good run.
what is this phenotype? shared with boogie
>>714857547there is deep fried pizza in there
>frogsoftfag mitch and whiny bitch maxy
I'm out
>>714857639corporate culture =/= capitalism
>>714857665sekiro runner and it's just a fast-paced challenging game with little downtime
how did they convince asmon to leave his house to be on the couch
>We actually put these in for speedrunners
What's the point of the run then?
>we put these in for speedrunners
Sign of a shit speedgayme
>>714857734meh I don't use twitch enough to give a shit about installing anything beyond ubo
havent watched gdq in years, is it still troonfest '25?
No wonder they put this one in the dead of night. The name would turn the average trans-speedrun viewer and FFXIV player suicidal.
why aren't you working, anon
>>714857720Promised him a new dead rat alarm clock
>>714857803it's so funny had a makeup crew put fake dirt on him
>>714857782make an educated guess
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>game released 7 months ago
>dev on couch
You guessed it - it's another ad "run"!
lol dude look at the bezos go. so funny game
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>ad
>dev commentary
>"built for speedrunners"
how is the guy on the couch speaking telepathically???
>>714857854This is what I imagine when anyone online claims they're a game dev.
>and you can tell we put this trans representation in for speedrunners as well!
Looks like an absolute dogshit game just cobbled together using Unreal Marketplace blueprints
> We put this in for the speedrunners
Yeah, I'm out.
>>714857854Dev is not on the couch, dev is participating remotely
>>714857854of course it is, it's a streamer bait game and all the streamers have moved on, gotta sell more copies somehow
>>714857834he sneezed while he was making cocoa
AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN
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What this means?
>>714857562TTV Pro Lol on the 2nd slider setting + Ublock Origin for Firefox and Chrome.
>>714857803Kek wagies be like
>>714857734You're watching one as we speak.
They already made a game of the crawler?
>>714857937means they're a heckin bigot, ban incoming
>using the F word
CANCELLED
>>714857803I'm working right now from home while watching GDQ and earning fat stacks. Think I'll order a maccas later and might drop some wonga on a game before the steam sale ends. BOSH!
Ah yes, the fart-huffing satirical "dogshit on purpose" genre. My favorite.
>>714858017Female at birth?
>>714857803is he in blackface?
>>714858041same
i loved drakengard 3
>>714858041I was really hoping this was going to be like that Golf With Friends run from a couple years back, but I should have known better.
what does the capitalism theme add to the game anons?
>>714857641>>714857601I don't remember, found one in my neck of the woods two or so years ago, all I remember that it was wack. Almost sure it still had sugar in it, but not 100%.
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>>714857924we call it the virtual couch in GDQ chud, virtual couch is just as valid as real couch. stop being so couchphobic.
>>714858089Relatable for 95% of the population.
>>714858135and the screen tearing?
>>714857803i live in a country with big enough neetgibs for my lifestyle
>>714858157probably made in unity
why do they always run games with the music completely disabled
big troon here, lets kick cancer's butt! greetings from Malmo.
Game is fucking dogshit holy fuck how are ads allowed
>>714858157Symbolizes people tearing up when they fail the interview.
>ouch he missed that one!
>he would have saved 5 million minutes compared to the average player because we coded it that way though!
>>714858179this game doesn't have music it just has ai voiceovers saying stuff about finance bro podcasts
>>714858179considerate towards the audience members with sensory issues
>>714858193i'm gonna kick your butt
>>714858193bro this is msf
reminder if you dont gatekeep this is what happens: gdq wasnt always a collective of crazy men in dresses
>>714858179yeah wierd they disabled the sfx too, thats 80% the fun of this game
>>714858274how else are you supposed to hear the dev shilling
So is it dogshit or what? Anything funny happen?
I remember last year that really annoying tranny speedrunning undertale got fucking mogged by this quiet guy who beat him which was funny. Anything? Anything at all?
yup that's gonna go overestimate
>missed the one cool major skip
The BSG run of this was better
>>714858349Last night had a decent block, despite everything.
>Massive DLC coming up!
Who would've guessed
>>714858313C H O K E
H
O
K
E
>I'm gonna promote the game just a little bit, we have a dlc...
very subtle
You guys need to learn to let people have fun. This is a charity event first and foremost and a speed running event second. The purpose is to raise money, not to entertain a bunch of chuds and incels. Yeesh.
These "skips" never feel impressive to me when the game was obviously made by one guy with minimal effort put in to try and prevent skips and glitches in this large area with random geometry plopped down and a loose idea of how you're "intended" to progress.
>intentionally gay estimate to account for shittery
This is just an ad for the game and DLC...
:S
Are we allowed to discuss gender this year?
>>714858408Credits list quite a lot of people though
I'd rather watch someone playing random TF2 jump maps.
>>714858445D for DLC shilling
>>714858445B-
it was just painfully ok
>>714858380So any funny moments from last night?
Cool runs?
Someone missgendered?
I'm looking for anything here bro
>>714858445B it was pretty good.
>>714858445D. Obnoxious ad, but Trackmania is always satisfying to watch
>>714858445F for fuck ads
>DLC on Monday
Fucking ad run
>>714858456has there ever been a tf2 jump map showcase on one of these?
>>714858445B
Short run that was well-explained
>>714858445F
I hate ads and "intentionally bad" meme games so fucking much.
>>714858445Regretably, F, I fear.
>>714858445B, love Mitch, love Get to Work, but inviting the actual developer is a dog move.
where are all the good runners like siglemic dram feasel blechy skeletonbill cyghfer or zoast
>>714858445B for not being cringe.
>>714858445C
not much to explain/watch but the big skips and he flubbed em
Anybody got the latest version of the chart
>>714858448You're telling me it took multiple people to make that?
I don't believe it. Those are his discord friends getting shoutouts.
>>714858445F
For Fuck this pile of shit game.
>>714858501>i dont love small time developers make a dollarmisery loves company I see
>>714858179I hate it so much. If I was a runner, I'd tell them to up the music, since I "need" it for sound queues.
>>714858485Halo 4, Crash Twinsanity and MGS3 are probably the best this GDQ's gonna get. Just nice runs.
If you wanted cringe, you needed yesterday's block from this time onward
>>714858445F
fun but more of an ad than anything else
Where are the fucking games?
>>714858596>>714858596hello newfriend
posting has a minute time limit
>>714858596I'm grading on a curve of the runs today/the day before.
>>714858637>he doesnt knowits okay, you came here from a tiktok iceberg.
>>714858637>he doesn't know
>>714858445Z
this gdq sucks fucking ASS
>>714858596fuckin summer fags
>>714858637>he doesn't know
>all that duplicate rate spam
guys it's a popular game it was going to be run anyways, scheduling your DLC drop to go with gdq is just smart
F
if i dont make it in life neither should anyone else
>>714858712>twitter urlgo back
yo that was fast
this gonna be good
>doesn't give the crew a moment to react
Lmao
>was expecting painful mediocrity for this gdq
>it's actually just straight up terrible
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time to fap and go to bed, have fun daytime bros.
No fucking around, no tranny pronouns, no hair on his head, no consideration for the crew.
This could be alright.
Could.
It just ocurred to me that I've never tried flipping an egg like that
is this the meme games block?
This run gives me ESA energy, talking non-stop to make donation reader be shut up, latenight crowd is propably drunk and/or high, should be good
>>714858784>can recognize where a twitter url on sighttake the cock out of your mouth when you talk boy, its impolite.
>>714858832Goodnight, American!
>>714858485Nothing funny to talk about here.
If you want a car crash type of laugh, see the Wolfenstein run. There's literally no explanation on how this run actually works and you get bombarded with FIVE DOLLARS TO SMASH FASCISM donations. I was having breakfast to that one and I actually had to switch it off from how fucking bad it was.
this game looks like it was made by exclusively watching youtube algo tutorials about ps1 horror aesthetics
I'm surprised this isn't part of silly block.
Imagine having paid to attend this GDQ.
>>714858986how much does it cost anyway
>>714858910Try being less of a tourist in future anon, come back next thread
This is actually a pretty nice aesthetic despite trying to ape on the PS1 aesthetic fad
>>714858862I did it a few times when yolk was with blood.
>>714858854Teddy is pretty cool.
Bacon is overrated as fuck
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>hear someone being obnoxious and faggy
>tab in
>fat dude on couch
>see this
>start laughing
every time
>>714858937You need to understand. Zoomkeks love this shit. Scary old aesthetic from a time before they were conscious is scary. Also memes.
Fucken fire!!!
>>714859005oh yes m'lord, of course m'lord, shall I warm your formula before I go? I know drinking it cold gives you a tummy ache.
>that cheeky reference to the cancer foundation when he was cooking cigarettes
this guy is alright
>>714859051Huh? Thats mr shasta he's a guy you dumb goon
>>714859051That's the host you retard
god hates forced meme games
Eggs have been coopted by the trannies, they will meme soon
EGGS
GET YER EGGS HERE!
FRESH 'N WHITE EGGS ARE HEEERE!
>>714859082>defaulting to redditor babyspeakJust cut your losses Anon
>>714859017the dev is making a new game that I think looks beautiful
>>714859091And Santa Claus does too? Maybe the power of prayer will make it go away
someone post the egg fort webm with the egg king
>>714859017>a pretty nice aesthetic despite trying to ape on the PS1 aesthetic fadgames like this should be free
>mitch's 4 player all bosses elden ring run was denied
>all this other garbage was a-ok
>>714859034>>714859084He seems like any moment hes going to say something wildly inappropriate and get banned from the event
>game where you kill and cook a bunch of "eggs"
isnt this a tad transphobic...?
>>714859051retard doesn't know what C and H stand for
>>714859191Elden ring has been done to death
>>714859002No idea. Probably a lot.
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>>714859017Akshually, this is primitive collaging. A lot of it is pulled from archaeological finds, museum galleries and old paintings.
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>>714859017All style, no substance. Appeals to the lower percentile.
>>714859271>he says confidently while waiting for a deltarune run
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why is this even considered a speedrun?
>>714859191You should've watched ESA
>>714859306>waiting for tennisGet it right
>>7148591914 player elden ring run sounds like complete trash too tbqh
>>714859216You're not allowed to Soren post on here.
>>714859271eggs IS substance
>>714859203It's just a bit. He's very normie friendly, just pleasant to listen to and usually runs shit games like that.
>>714859316its playing the game, often with certain objectives, as fast as possible. hope this helps
>>714859316anon you have to learn to read on your own, you're old enough now
>>714859316I know right, I want a generic 2D castlevania copy
>>714859356Yes, they opened SGDQ with it and we're waiting on it ending.
>>714859356i think so, why doesn't the schedule show blocks anymore
>>714859318>American GDQ>Fat trannies in drag, homo polycules, cringe and corporatism>European BRITISH ESA>Men being men, cute women and cute heterosexual couples
This game is masterful slavjank, but something about this run is really obnoxious
>>714858432what else is there to discuss anyway
>>714859191Rollsloppa should get auto declined
>>714859318no one should be watching either marathon. shilling esa in the gdq threads is aggressively stupid
>this is the only skip of this run
Then why speedrun this?
>>714859154*tips fedora*
Inorganic matter randomly formed into functioning DNA, protein, a cell, etc. capable of reproducing itself, despite this not being possible even in a lab, and then through random genetic mutation turned into all life on Earth, despite the fact we know what mutation is capable of, e.g. turning a grey wolf into more retarded dogs like chihuahuas, and that mutations remove information over time not gain it
This is ACTUALLY what retarded baasedence believers think
>>714859438>slavjankIs watermuseum slav?
>>714859560>choking in a egg flipping game
>>714858432Actually yes. There haven't been any ban waves regarding it this year at least that I've seen
wow it's like I'm actually a hungover line cook in Belarus
This is pretty cringe. How is this also a speedrun?
This really is very tedious
>>714859491>shillingEvent is long over, there's a chance it was the last one for a good while. Maybe you should get some fresh air, seems like huffing tranny stench in the run room didn't do you any good.
>i share a board with anons who legitimately think this game / runner is funny
>choking on this game
I want to die
>>714859649Whoa pump your brakes speedo, not all of us do.
>>714859649They self insert any male runner who isn't a dysgenic overweight freak
>>714859649I don't see anyone laughing, which means that then but if why maybe possible huh could
>I just want to watch bros having fun playing games
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!
>>714859568his name is kevin so idk
>>714859649I wouldn't have minded if it ended at 10 minutes but now it needs to end
>>714859713Ah yes, the most Slavic name out there.
>25,000 viewers
>$360,000 donated
GDQ is cooked, its actually over
>>714859710GDQ is your friend simulator, that's quite sad
>>714859698I only self-insert as based /fit/ speedrunners
>>714859769they will make more than AGDQ
I see the hate watching faggot and his discord butt buddies are back
>>714859769viewership DOWN
donations UP
please explain how is it possible this keeps happening every year
>>714859017If you like it you'll probably like every game by chilla's art
>>714859149I don't understand what's going on in that picture but I like it
that manta ray is being cooked alive wtf
>>714859826its a word you all know! it starts with an M!!
>>714859713He's from Tampa, Fl. Kevin Brown (not actually brown).
>>714859834aging viewers with more disposable income. are you retarded?
>choking on the venomous fishes
lul
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man this event fucking sucks
bored
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either i am getting old or these kind of shitgames aren't fun anymore
>>714859826uhhh....inflation......
>>714859789no lifting is going to fix that dork ahh face lmao
Can't believe they gave Jake the Muss his own game
>>714859959Nah it's definitely dogshit.
respect these games for outing /v/ as cryptoredditors
>power out
KEK now this is why I watch this
>Just talking with pure black screens
Lmao, actually the funniest part of the run.
>>714859959They were always shit and now you're depressed and jaded enough to realise it.
>>714859959they're trying too hard to be bad and funny, so it's just a shit game and the novelty wears off after 2 minutes
>>714860009I've seen clips of this anime before. Why isn't the mermaid wearing a shirt?
Heard Blechy gnawed through a kettle cord
So how are there so many of them in the audience at 5am? Are they all staying at a hotel right next door or what?
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Tech here. Forgot to postpone the updates, capture PC cut off. Not an actual power outage, everyone is fine. Worry not, be back in a few.
??? technogs can't do shit
>run was so bad they had to switch it off
>>714860084Mermaids dont wear clothes silly
ESA tech crew seems competent in comparison.
>>714860073S
Minimun donations, runner and the couch didn't give a shit, cheeky cancer joke, production cut the run because it went off the rails
>>714860130ok I was really worried the runner actually died cause he said he died on stage irl, ty tech much love
>>714860124cool hand luke btfo
>>714860121Are... are you actually this new?
What venue do you think the event is at?
To complete the bit they should've brought a portable heater and couple eggs during the run
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>look forward to the arctic eggs run
>it's actually pretty good aside from the excessive commentary and runner choking a few bits
>power cutting out right as he was about to finish the run to top it all off
day is slightly better now, why some of you fucks watch runs you don't like i will never know
So this is the power of the tech trannies... woah....
"trans wrongs" kek how did he get away with that donation
>>714860130if it's really you than say fattybodonjobo on stream
>>714859905>>714859930the retardation is getting to me, maybe that one anon was right, time to hit the sack and hit the sack.
>>714860137What the hell does Linus-sensei use instead? C sharp?
>>714860195it's a tranny compound in oregon. there are hundreds of cots for sleeping in the bunker under the stage
I'm surprised they let this on screen
>>714860195I don't pay attention to the IRL parts but I vaguely remember them mentioning it being in a hotel, the question is to confirm.
>>714860196And a pack of cigarettes sizzling on the portable stove
>eradicate the juden and blacks
how did that donation even get read lol
>>714860227Troons have been trying to co-opt it for a while now
>>714859649you share a board with seamonkey teenagers and other 3rd world gacha spamming subhumans
someone laughing at some reddit shit isn't even 1% as cancerous as the rest of this board
>34 year old american female with irritating 4Kids VA sing song cadence
>>714860084She's an evil snake. Snakes don't weak clothes.
>>714860095That's the stuff.
>>714860126>Chat was denied the cinema that is this game's ending
>>714860196There's probably a bylaw saying you cant do that, these faggots are sticklers for rules
Will EGGS be the meme spam this event?
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well since the stream is down there's nothing better to do than trigger the jannies i guess
>>714860373>Can we get a GrEGG chant going YA'LL?!
>>714860325No one's twisting your limp wrist to be here
>>714860296I'm sure some rich anon will donate at the eleventh hour and save the OneShot run.
>they cut off the run for being cringe but I cried a lot and they let me back in
based
>>714860373No, it's a reference to the fact that real women have eggs
>>714860334Does she look like how you expected?
Just a reminder that egg is slang in the trans community for a child who hasn't been groomed yet, this is not a coincidence.
>>714860373i'm sad no one donated YES CHEF to this.
>>714860452looks like your average plain quirky chungus aging millennial
hey look they found the new safe unfunny thing to chant which has no meaning outside the relevant run but will be spammed because socially awkward nerds can't stand silence
EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG
>>714860460>the runner is cooking eggs, meaning that he burns those kids
>>714860460The runner and the couch dude seem like normal guys though
>>714860460I think even that's too weird for normal people who just tolerate them. Normal people have a line and it stops somewhere the terminally online freaks go way past. Egg is just a meme like orb to most people, that's my take.
>>714860428there's a marathon on, actually
The more they yell EGG the funnier it gets.
>>714860504that's a lot of eggs
>>714860504Wait... How does he get out?!
>ctrl+f
>"all the eggs"
>0 results
>>714860515>get those hands off those eggslmao
>>714860548This question has been asked every single time he's posted and the consensus is that he can't.
>>714860548He has to cook all the eggs
>>714860527>he doesn't know
>>714860548a king has no need for leave of his castle
>>714860548He doesn't. He dies there and then a new one hatches from one of the eggs.
30 minutes down the shitter
>>714860653E
>>714860559good memes are not allowed this run sorry
>>714860340Is it worth watching?
is he about to cook for bigfoot?
or is this a case of speedrunners not ending a run when it should for some arbitrary reason
I could go for some eggs now, sunny side up sandwich and runny so when you bite into it its like a futa nutting in your mouth
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>>714860548realistically: you can sort off see it in the vid but the table doesnt go all the way to the wall, he can just walk around.
Hang on, it says est 30m
It's 32m
I thought this was a speedrun marathon?
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>>714860653S
I liked it a lot, the first technical difficulties of the marathon was the spice needed
mmm egg
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NOW rate the Arctic Eggs run
EGG EGG EGHHAHAA WEW LAD!!
>>714860653S for Sunny side up
>>714860653A
shouting eggs is better than shouting trans rights
>>714860653C
At least the runner was likable
>these ratings
this board is hopeless
>>714860653A, runner fucked up a bunch and went over estimate but the blackout was funny
>>714860653D
Run could've been 10 minutes and it also would've sucked. Saved a bit by the stupidity of the runner and couch comments.
>>714860759C, boring but at least it was 2 relatively normal blokes without autism
>>714860653A
Good
Reminded me to have breakfast.
runner spoke so much, they couldnt read my funny egg pun dono :/
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>>714860759>>714860653SSS
runner and the couch didn't give a shit, cancer jokes, production cut the run because it went off the rails, yelling eggs over donation reader, short run, no advertising their twitch channels or speedrun communities
>>714860830>ratings are splitthis board is alright sometimes
>>714860653B
good night/early morning game. not a game done quick though, it was just a showcase, but not an add
>trans wrongs
kek what how'd that get in
>>714860870paste it here faggot so we can make fun of you.
>1 hour until nugget time
>>714860759B, runner was a double-edged sword of cringe and cringekino
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My run's up next! And don't you dare fucking refer to me as a he or him, motherfucker!
>trans wrongs
god fucking damnit
>>714860870should donated to me, I'd have read it and even kissed your head
>>714860870*hugs you* do you feel better now anon?
>>714860908the fire rises
>>714860870>my donosuck an egg
>>714860830What, you don’t like a let’s play?
>>714860653S for the power going out
Going to bed. Someone rate Punchy a ZZZ from me. What a cunt
>>714860830This board is cooked... millions must fry
Epstein had an egg shaped dick.
>>714860653A. better than 90% of runs
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>What suck egg
>lets go women
>not trans rights
what is happening
He was any/all last year
And now he's only any
good on him
>>714861145Trans-women ARE women.
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> We love women
> But don't forget the men!
>joshimuz, 1.1k viewers
>argick, 15 viewers
what went wrong?
>>714857803>Don't get paid>Work in jobs you have no qualifications for.The fuck kind of advice is that?
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>>714861160next year he'll be
>something might grab you
I need my jump scare trigger warning.
>have a well-executed speedrun with no obnoxious commentary
>fags rate it F anyway
Name me which runs have been A or S so far.
If you don't have any then why are you even watching an event that you hate
>>714861212Listen to this, for all the interactions I'll ever have with trans women, they get treated 100% the same as any women.
>>714861268>people die when they are killed
>>714861315runescape 250m%
>>714861302How dare you try to shake me awake for that insufferable prick
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>>714861160What is this any/all thing? Is it malicious compliance?
>>714861315For SGDQ? None
>>714861329That's kind of you anon
>>714861315Jak and Daxter by Bonesaw577 in SGDQ2016
I actually forgot SGDQ started. Did any HAPPENINGS or good cringe moments happen yet?
>>714861249>>argick, 15 viewersthat's a tranny you made me search it up
>>714861315It was an overestimate let’s play but because it had no troons you think it was an S
>>714861391Check his bskyb, he is a wokescold
>>714861448no it's just shit so far
>>714861431unless they treat all women poorly
>>714861448its absolutely grim thus far
>>714861386agdq has the worst emotes in any channel i've ever seen, im not transphobic btw
>>714861386>mother_HRTeresakek
>>714861386It's even funnier because Mother Theresa was not a good person, probably a jew too.
>>714861315>rating runs at allif you actually watch the runs for the games you might be more of a faggot than the troons themselves
>>714861391>yeah you can call me anything and I don't get mad but you're a fucking retard if you think I'm a womanThat's how I read it
>>714861528I thought that too, but I think hes being genuine ( i hope )
I love how the chat is such a massive "safe space" that it's basically grown men and women talking to each other like they're five-year-olds. I've never understood having to coddle and remind grown men and women to drink water and take their medicine.
I think it's a fetish for most of them.
>>714861617>That's how I read itwell you are drastically wrong. he's an ally but since he isn't a fag he has to do the performative pronoun shit to win points.
>>714861504it's funny that trans allies (non trans) go with the ANY pronouns. why confuse/anger people further if you're an ally?
>>714861634>Cognitive dissonance is the mental discomfort experienced when a person holds two conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudes simultaneously. This discomfort often motivates individuals to change their beliefs or behaviors to achieve consistency and reduce the unease.
>>714861732I like the any, if you look and behave as a man, he/him. if you look and behave as a woman, she/her. shrimple as that
>>714861678>no argument>LE TOURISTboring faggot
>>714861461That game is fucking hard to complete without constantly messing up whatever shit they put on the pan yet the runner did it while only making a few mistakes. It was a game that was played fast and as optimal as possible, what the fuck else do you want from a speedrun. Sorry it didn't have 300 OOB glitches to entertain your OCD mind.
You can tell the runner will be a woman by next year most likely.
>Be troon
>Don't even try to pass
Why is this a thing now? Isnt it disrespectful towards actual women and trans people? You are clearly just riding the wave of a trend and don't give a fuck about coming off as genuine. These people just seem lazy to me, like they want to do the least amount of effort in everything
>>714861708Why can't he just do he/him?
>>714861851Will claim*** to be a woman.
>>714861212>we are women that's why we always tell you we are menWhat?
>>714861885Because then he is just a straight white male
>Game doesn't even have a wikipedia page
I really liked the art style, would like to play it when it's English patched.
>>714861895Why are you typing like brown?
>>714861948A i love the game but i missed half the run
>>714861849You're talking to a guy who gives Fs to all games that aren't his top 3 all time, propably sonic/soulslop/mario people
>>714861948B
I wish i knew japanese.
>>714861948B
Good commentary, interesting game.
>>714861948I blinked and missed it
>>714861948B, short and sweet, nothing to complain about
>>714861967You're a real stupid motherfucker.
>>714861948C
Pretty mediocre.
>katamari in 1 hourwill it be as good as esa or a shitshow?
>>714861948D for didn't even notice it finished
>>714861948B
Actually seems like a really interesting game, shame about it being Japanese only.
Wish they did a more involved category than what seemed like the bare minimum.
>>714861948B not super exciting but a nice comfy run
Is this the shitty games block
>>714862024Thoughts on Pakistani cuisine?
>>714862024At least I'm not brown. :)
>>714861948B+ i'm a big FPS fan and never saw this before it looks cool i might play it sorta Blood / Heretic vibes
>>714861948D-
Boring speedrun, interesting game
>>714862092its all a some how worse parody of the food from all of its neighbors
That game seems interesting but didn't make for a very engaging viewer experience
>>714861948C
>>714862101maybe not on the outside, but your brain is clearly pudding
>>714861583What kind of retarded argument is this, no shit I'm gonna prioritize and watch runs for games that I play or am interested in over boring shit like Uncharted and Indiana Jones
>bring up troons unpromptedObsessed retard, they should host the next AGDQ in your mind considering how much they live in there rent-free.
>>714862092>>714862101The greentext was making fun of the tranny poster you fucking morons.
>>714862147Thoughts on Bangladesh?
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I just counted and there was precisely one (ichi) post made about the last run as it was actually happening.
>>714861937This is the guy's post. I just thought that was interesting.
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Which one of you is this?
>>714862194Another one. Jesus christ how fucking dumb are you?
>>714862215Thoughts on Modi?
>>714862235he would leave too if he could
>>714862235you guys will never figure out who I am in the crowd
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ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>714862256>>714862235Rebeldragon was carried from ESA to GDQ?
>>714862265Let's go saar!
>>714862223caught between India and India, poor fuckers.
>she/they
Okay nice way of saying you're a lesbian.
>>714862269>duhhhhhh you're brown you're brownJust admit you're a dumb cunt it's okay.
>>714862307Retards all of you. Kill yourselves.
>>714862296aboard a cargo ship
He is somewhat bigger than Rebel
>>714862235>the buddhist flute tune and the sole fat man contemplating life at 5 ambeautiful
Why does this guy have pink nails?
HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG FOREHEAD
>Alright, well, I hope you guys have had your breakfast. Remember to have breakfast!
I can't say how they talk to the audience like they're children. It bothers the shit out of me. You don't need to tell grown men and women to fucking eat food.
>>714862287Built-in armrest. What a genius.
Why does this guy sound like he is about to break down at any moment?
>>714862389>guyDID YOU JUST ASSUME
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I'm gonna give this Larry Laffer looking runner an S already
>>714862339just stop being brown bro it's that easy
Why does she speak like a bottom of the barrel ASMR slut?
>>714862339Don't get your chapati in a twist
-yzruff
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>mascot horror dogshit
>>714862389This they/them.
>>714862409He's trembling in fear. Nervous.
>>714862389to distract from the hair that migrated from the top of his to his eyebrows
were his nose just a little bigger you could have sworn that was tarantino
>>714862394Because it's a safe meaningless thing to say that no one can really object or add to, like remember to drink water
it's like the rest of the event, safe and bland
Gotta admit, dude on the couch has radio voice
>Autistic they/them retard with slurred speech and nails painted by mom
I have autism fatigue
You can feel the AUTISM radiating through the screen. They look like super autistic best friends who live with their parents still. The runner has that "nasally" voice, like he'd start crying if you called him stupid.
>>714862394>Remember to hydrate!>Remember to breathe!>Remember to take your meds and chop off your cock and donate your life savings to an offshore human trafficking organization! Trans rights!
>>714862543he's a host for GDQ
actually this is pretty good, movement tech and all
>>714862543Do you even listen to radio? That guy sounds like a fag that pounded they/them all night.
The game actually has really good parkour mechanics and high speed but it's bogged down by mascot slop
Like if the dev just took the parkour stuff into an actual game I wouldn't have refunded it
>>714862394I have to remind my friend to eat dinner virtually every single day. He's about 30, has never had a job and still lives with his mom but his mom doesn't seem to actually bother with him anymore. All he does is play games like FFXIV or fap for 5 hours straight. If I don't tell him to eat anything then he'll just eat a donut or ice cream or something unhealthy and call it a day.
These people DO exist.
>Mirror's Edge mixed with Poppy's Playtime
Kek
>>714862394>You don't need to tell grown men and women to fucking eat food.You'd be surprised. The majority of these people need to be reminded to bathe so it isn't outside the realm of possibility to remind them to eat and drink too.
Why does this look like Mirror's Edge in an autistic child's nightmare?
>>714862672>being friends with a mega autistic guyanon surely you can do better than that
>schizophrenic colour explosion
is this what games for gen-z look like?
>>714862194>britishers controlled even the climate and weatherthey truly were the most powerful race at one point werent they
>>714862672>he'll just eat a donut or ice cream or something unhealthy and call it a dayFuckin creepy Anon, are you watching me on a hidden camera or something
>>714862619Strong urge to play Yes, Virginia album now.
Have there been ANY runs where the everyone on screen (including just solo runners) were limited to their actual gender i.e. he/him?
I have something to admit. I've been imagining all of you GDQposters as cute anime girls for the past ten years.
>>714862758This is alphacore
soilennials can't go 5 seconds without seething over zoomergods
Is Chartanon dead? Do we even have anyone doing charts this year?
>>714862812I've been imagining me as a cute anime girl and all of you as cute guys... this is awkward...
>>714862649Anon was talking about the couch midget, not the runner. Learn to read.
>>714862786Remember to eat a healthy meal later!
>>714862810I know Sekiro was
>>714862723I'd rather befriend a hundred low functioning autists before "befriending" a single normalfag
>>714862812I look like this and act like this when I watch GDQ!!!
>>714862810>Cognitive dissonance is the mental discomfort experienced when a person holds two conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudes simultaneously. This discomfort often motivates individuals to change their beliefs or behaviors to achieve consistency and reduce the uneaseI hate to repeat myself, you don't need to type out your gender, we all know they will never be a woman or a "them" at that.
>>714862908I literally only have fries, a pack of noodles, some rye bread and half a root beer at home
>>714862389>Speedrunner turned VTuberGodfuckingdamnit. Stop ruining vtubing you twitch faggots.
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>>714862812>>714862953I look like and watch gdq like this
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NerdCubed > NerdSquared
>>714862943There's more than two categories of humans besides low functioning autistic and normalfags, but whatever makes you happy
>>714862897*Gulp* But how am I supposed to compete with alpha migmaxxing shitposters like
>>714862864
Is the chart poster janny still banning people like crazy?
>Read out Trans Wrongs
Kek
>>714862975Can you really ruin a pile of diarrhea by pissing in it?
I'm getting massive Source engine vibes from this game, even though it's from 2024
Of course I love how GDQ purposely seeks out women who can do the "subtle/sensual" voice because they "think" it brings in more money/viewers. The women are basically "whoring" themselves out with their voice. It's like "Oh, doesn't this woman sound relaxing and cute? Doesn't she make you feel less lonely? GIB MONEY."
I honestly find that "ASMR" style of talking to be heavily obnoxious and annoying. I know they're told to talk like that on purpose, but I can't stand it.
>>714862812I imagine all of you as the kind of autistic children too retarded for even predators to molest
>>714863012Since being a nerd is a negative thing, NerdSquared would actually be greater than NerdCubed
>trans wrongs
>not trans lefts
someone is gonna get fired
>>714862812This is me irl
>>714863012I bet Ashens misses his hair.
>>714863012The Norwood reaper came for Ashens? I suppose the writing had been on the wall even back in the early 2010s you could tell.
>>714863089I wish she'd tell me personally to eat breakfast and drink water and give her money
>>714863096I wish my uncle thought the same as you, maybe things would be different and I wouldn't be here
>>714863070Their staff is clearly asleep and there's sure to be a melty in a few hours.
>>714863070it means the same thing as "be gay do crimes" it doesn't literally mean trans people are in the wrong
>>714862894he's on a little vacation from 4chan after 'icking the 'eck too much again.
>>714863016He has way too much muscle... I bet your body is much hotter
>>714863115That's a cute bandicoot do you have more pictures of her haha
is that someone's phone ringing in the background?
>>714863089I'd rather hear someone try to be soothing at this hour. It's much more fitting for late hours/early morning.
Is that someone's phone ringing throughout the run?
>>714860759S
Tryhard to be funny, was still funny
$5k to watch a cutscene, host talks over the entire thing. For fuck's sake.
This autism baby horror genre is so stupid
>>714861249He's fucking annoying, people can sniff that 'I don't have any personality to speak of so I'm gonna be WACKY and LOUD' from a mile away
>>714863231Oops, I forgot to put it on silent. My bad!
I have never heard "y'all" being said out loud. Pretty unpleasant.
>>714863273Our money now, nerds.
>>714860759No rating didn't realize it was a game lul. SMB3 is a video game, frying eggs and porcelain mugs in a skillet in Unity is not a video game.
>>714863180I like the charts though...it's nice to see which runs scored high and which ones were trainwrecks, plus chartanon always put special markers for certain categories.
>>714863273donos were for the amazing prizes anyway
>>714863336Define "video game".
>>714863273It's for charity, as the person who donated the 5k I'm okay with it as the overall happiness in the world went up
>>714863238sorry forgot to put it on silent
>Noob Noobs
OH MY SCIENCE! I-IS THAT...IS THAT A LE RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB PICKLE RICKKKKKK
>>714863137At least now he matches the bald dude he'd randomly put into his videos.
>>714863140>Donate to GDQ already, paypiggy.
>>714863276Jimmy won
Abi got pumped and dumped by Jet Neptroon
>>714863314It's meant to be said with an American southern accent.
>>714863273just enjoy the run
>>714863346You're gonna love ASM and Dogwater then.
is he getting another phone call?
>>714863452sorry my mom wants to know when I'll be back
>>714862672How did you end up as friends with this guy?
I hate to be the heel, but your friend circle defines you. If he doesn't truly support you, or you don't have anyone else, you're not going to be the person you want to be either
>The game isn't even ready yet
>>714863346just send him a pic of your hairy tummy and 'ick, and he'll 'chart' you any time.
>>714863346I went and found it just for you anon
>>714863346>believes in charts
i feel the need.... the need for mig!!
why would anyone play this, let alone speedrun it
these mascot horror games are so dogshit
>>714862812H-has this made our company better for you?
>>714863501appreciate you
is this supposed to be the horror block? why are horror games so shit
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>>714863571because they are not games but attempts to get children to buy merchandise
>>714862672Either you are projecting and this is just describing you or you are just as bad as him because he is clearly not willing to change and you are wasting effort
either way you are an anime posting faggot so you are a loser either way
-mi2vd2
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>>714862812You should imagine me as an old man in the body of a 15 year old Japanese girl
>>714863547Yeah, because I imagine every anon who gives me a (You) secretly has a crush on me and is trying to convince me to take their "route" like I'm a VN protagonist.
>>714863501>All those Z/F tier runs Good lord, anyone wanna tell me what happened with all those? Looks like Banjo was "cringekino" so what happened during that? They had to cut the run?
dubstep in 2024 is diabolical
>>714863651I-I mean that's besides the point...My route wouldn't be very good anyway, anon...
>>714863814I guess we'll just have to see about that won't we? I've replied to you, so we're already doing your route...
kill yourselves erp faggots
>>714862812I thought we were all doing that
>>714863879You seem to be so angry. So tense. So pent up... Maybe you need help with that?..
>>714863879My VN isn't an eroge you fucking philistine.
>>714862672You are not his friend, you are his carer.
>>714863879You are my favourite waifu
>>714863651My route is forcing you to learn to any% Doom.
>>714863990My VN is less a VN and more I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
