Thread 714857062

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event sucked so far

Wherever I am, I must also mig.

Rate Uncharted 3: Elena's Deception

>>714857062 (OP)
Why aren't you at work, anon?

>>714857142
A
Good & fun run and commentary.

>>714857142
C

WHATS GOD MIGGAS!

>>714857142
Uhm... C

>>714857142
A, solid

miggin

>>714857142
A

>>714857142
A

>>714857142
A
bretty gud

>>714857142
C

>>714857142
C

>>714857142
I liked it. Explained well, couch and host were not annoying, and had some funny segments. Clearly all you need from a run. B+, would be higher if not for easiest diff.

>>714857142
S
good run

>>714857062 (OP)
>get to work
but I already am

>>714857142
A

was nervous and messed up a bit and a lot of things could've gone better so it was okay I guess
>2 minute PB
huh?

>>714857142
S
Very solid run and commentary, no troons, based runner not letting the dono reader speak for most of the run

>>714857142
B

Took a shit. Any interesting runs in the last 3 hours?

>>714857172

Need this but plum tapping an overestimate sign

>>714857235
>all smiles

>>714857142
A

>>714857142
A, he got PB

>>714857142
B for Boring But Bearable

>>714857142
B+. Solid.

>>714857142
B

>>714857261
People respond better to humble personalities than braggadocious assholes.

>>714857142
A. Honestly decent. So much better a night shift than yesterday.

>>714857142
B+

>>714857273
you need to eat more fiber anon
no

>>714857142
S.

Solid run, great commentary from Adef, and PB. S tier.

>>714857142
D+. Good slop game. Clearly uninspired. Runner was boring, but in a good way. Very "mid" sorta run.

>>714857328
SSS
Didn't watch but I see a sony game, I rank it high

>>714857261
Probably not a highly competitive game. Almost all the leaderboard positions are from 1-5 years ago.

grim

>>714857139
No way...

>>714857142
B

>>714857142
B
boring but kind of comfy and it stood head and shoulders above most of the other runs i've endured this time round

>>714857380
its 4am

>>714857380
cool zeruda shirt

>>714857380
GDQ is finally dead. Thank god.

>>714857142
A+
Runner and Adef were pretty good explaining things and not being obnoxious. Also PB from runner

>Pop sound
>Announcer not heard anymore

Finally.
Someone did the right thing.

only time this whole event the air quality in this room could be considered normal

>>714857472
I wish I was him rn

>>714857472
phwoah lad, could murder a munchie box and a bru right now

>>714857142
C

Kinda long and boring and the game just isn't interesting. But compared to most runs this event it was harmless with no tranny mention afaik

>>714857472
Irn Bru was really underwhelming.

>>714857472
this looks grim, only the onion rings look nice

>>714857472
that's not pizza...

>ad for something that kills flies
>ad for some type of makeup
>ad showing some dude hitting balls
wow twitch really knows their audience huh

How many of these autists will actually die if they're not reminded to hydrate regularly?

>>714857472
corr nice scran lah

it's 4 am where they are what is this music. wheres my aquatic ambience

>>714857547
gata sexio

>>714857539
ive heard they substituted real sugar for some artificial sweetener bec of a sugar tax and its not the same anymore

100% guaranteed kino incoming

>muh capitalism is le bad
How original

>>714857547
there is a pizza crunch in there

>>714857539
What does it taste like? Sugar?

>>714857142
A, finally some fucking good run.

what is this phenotype? shared with boogie

>>714857626
Why?

>>714857547
there is deep fried pizza in there

>frogsoftfag mitch and whiny bitch maxy
I'm out

>>714857639
corporate culture =/= capitalism
>>714857665
sekiro runner and it's just a fast-paced challenging game with little downtime

how did they convince asmon to leave his house to be on the couch

>>714857562
>watching ads

>We actually put these in for speedrunners
What's the point of the run then?

>we put these in for speedrunners
Sign of a shit speedgayme

wtf is this shit

>>714857734
meh I don't use twitch enough to give a shit about installing anything beyond ubo

havent watched gdq in years, is it still troonfest '25?

No wonder they put this one in the dead of night. The name would turn the average trans-speedrun viewer and FFXIV player suicidal.

why aren't you working, anon

>>714857720
Promised him a new dead rat alarm clock

>>714857187
moot?

>>714857803
it's so funny had a makeup crew put fake dirt on him

>>714857782
make an educated guess

>game released 7 months ago
>dev on couch
You guessed it - it's another ad "run"!

lol dude look at the bezos go. so funny game

>ad
>dev commentary
>"built for speedrunners"

how is the guy on the couch speaking telepathically???

>>714857854
This is what I imagine when anyone online claims they're a game dev.

>>714857832
Who?

Looks like an absolute dogshit game just cobbled together using Unreal Marketplace blueprints

> We put this in for the speedrunners
Yeah, I'm out.

>>714857854
Dev is not on the couch, dev is participating remotely

>>714857854
of course it is, it's a streamer bait game and all the streamers have moved on, gotta sell more copies somehow

>>714857834
he sneezed while he was making cocoa

AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN
AD RUN
>AD RUN

What this means?

>>714857562
TTV Pro Lol on the 2nd slider setting + Ublock Origin for Firefox and Chrome.

>>714857803
Kek wagies be like

>>714857734
You're watching one as we speak.

They already made a game of the crawler?

>>714857937
means they're a heckin bigot, ban incoming

>using the F word
CANCELLED

>>714857803
I'm working right now from home while watching GDQ and earning fat stacks. Think I'll order a maccas later and might drop some wonga on a game before the steam sale ends. BOSH!

Ah yes, the fart-huffing satirical "dogshit on purpose" genre. My favorite.

>>714858017
Female at birth?

>>714857803
is he in blackface?

>>714858041
same
i loved drakengard 3

>>714858041
I was really hoping this was going to be like that Golf With Friends run from a couple years back, but I should have known better.

what does the capitalism theme add to the game anons?

>>714857641
>>714857601
I don't remember, found one in my neck of the woods two or so years ago, all I remember that it was wack. Almost sure it still had sugar in it, but not 100%.

>>714857924
we call it the virtual couch in GDQ chud, virtual couch is just as valid as real couch. stop being so couchphobic.

yeah this sucks

>>714858089
Relatable for 95% of the population.

>>714858135
and the screen tearing?

>>714857803
i live in a country with big enough neetgibs for my lifestyle

>>714858157
probably made in unity

why do they always run games with the music completely disabled

big troon here, lets kick cancer's butt! greetings from Malmo.

Game is fucking dogshit holy fuck how are ads allowed

>>714858157
Symbolizes people tearing up when they fail the interview.

>ouch he missed that one!
>he would have saved 5 million minutes compared to the average player because we coded it that way though!

>>714858179
this game doesn't have music it just has ai voiceovers saying stuff about finance bro podcasts

>>714858179
ContentID.

>>714858179
considerate towards the audience members with sensory issues

>>714858193
i'm gonna kick your butt

>>714858193
bro this is msf

reminder if you dont gatekeep this is what happens: gdq wasnt always a collective of crazy men in dresses

>>714858179
yeah wierd they disabled the sfx too, thats 80% the fun of this game

>>714858274
how else are you supposed to hear the dev shilling

>whiffed it
choke artist

So is it dogshit or what? Anything funny happen?
I remember last year that really annoying tranny speedrunning undertale got fucking mogged by this quiet guy who beat him which was funny. Anything? Anything at all?

yup that's gonna go overestimate

The BSG run of this was better

>>714858349
Last night had a decent block, despite everything.

>Massive DLC coming up!
Who would've guessed

>>714858313
C H O K E
H
O
K
E

>I'm gonna promote the game just a little bit, we have a dlc...
very subtle

You guys need to learn to let people have fun. This is a charity event first and foremost and a speed running event second. The purpose is to raise money, not to entertain a bunch of chuds and incels. Yeesh.

These "skips" never feel impressive to me when the game was obviously made by one guy with minimal effort put in to try and prevent skips and glitches in this large area with random geometry plopped down and a loose idea of how you're "intended" to progress.

This is just an ad for the game and DLC...

:S

Are we allowed to discuss gender this year?

RATE the Get To Work ad

D+

>>714858408
Credits list quite a lot of people though

I'd rather watch someone playing random TF2 jump maps.

>>714858445
D for DLC shilling

>>714858445
B-
it was just painfully ok

>>714858445
zzz

>>714858380
So any funny moments from last night?
Cool runs?
Someone missgendered?
I'm looking for anything here bro

>>714858445
B it was pretty good.

>>714858445
D. Obnoxious ad, but Trackmania is always satisfying to watch

>>714858445
E, AD game

>>714858445
F for fuck ads

>>714858445
F

>DLC on Monday
Fucking ad run

>>714858445
C

>>714858456
has there ever been a tf2 jump map showcase on one of these?

>>714858445
B

>>714858445
B

>>714858445
B

Short run that was well-explained

>>714858445
D

>>714858445
F

>>714858445
F

I hate ads and "intentionally bad" meme games so fucking much.

>>714858445
B

>>714858445
Regretably, F, I fear.

>>714858445
B, love Mitch, love Get to Work, but inviting the actual developer is a dog move.

where are all the good runners like siglemic dram feasel blechy skeletonbill cyghfer or zoast

>>714858445
B for not being cringe.

>>714858445
C
not much to explain/watch but the big skips and he flubbed em

Anybody got the latest version of the chart

>>714858448
You're telling me it took multiple people to make that?
I don't believe it. Those are his discord friends getting shoutouts.

>>714858445
F

For Fuck this pile of shit game.

what is this meme game?

>>714858501
>i dont love small time developers make a dollar

misery loves company I see

>>714858179
I hate it so much. If I was a runner, I'd tell them to up the music, since I "need" it for sound queues.

>>714858445
C

>>714858485
Halo 4, Crash Twinsanity and MGS3 are probably the best this GDQ's gonna get. Just nice runs.
If you wanted cringe, you needed yesterday's block from this time onward

>>714858478
>>714858510
>>714858515
>>714858517
>>714858530
>>714858552
samefag

>>714858445
Z

>>714858445
Z-

>>714858445
F

fun but more of an ad than anything else

>>714858445
D-

Where are the fucking games?

>>714858445
D for aD

>>714858596
>>714858596
hello newfriend
posting has a minute time limit

>>714858596
I'm grading on a curve of the runs today/the day before.

>>714858637
>he doesnt know
its okay, you came here from a tiktok iceberg.

>>714858637
>he doesn't know

>>714858445
C for ad

>>714858445
Z
this gdq sucks fucking ASS

>>714858596
fuckin summer fags

>>714858637
>he doesn't know

>all that duplicate rate spam
guys it's a popular game it was going to be run anyways, scheduling your DLC drop to go with gdq is just smart

F
if i dont make it in life neither should anyone else

>>714858712
>twitter url
go back

yo that was fast
this gonna be good

EGGS :DDDDDDD

>doesn't give the crew a moment to react
Lmao

>was expecting painful mediocrity for this gdq
>it's actually just straight up terrible

time to fap and go to bed, have fun daytime bros.

yikes

Teddyras

No fucking around, no tranny pronouns, no hair on his head, no consideration for the crew.

This could be alright.

Could.

It just ocurred to me that I've never tried flipping an egg like that

is this the meme games block?

This run gives me ESA energy, talking non-stop to make donation reader be shut up, latenight crowd is propably drunk and/or high, should be good

>>714858784
>can recognize where a twitter url on sight
take the cock out of your mouth when you talk boy, its impolite.

>>714858832
Goodnight, American!

>>714858485
Nothing funny to talk about here.
If you want a car crash type of laugh, see the Wolfenstein run. There's literally no explanation on how this run actually works and you get bombarded with FIVE DOLLARS TO SMASH FASCISM donations. I was having breakfast to that one and I actually had to switch it off from how fucking bad it was.

this game looks like it was made by exclusively watching youtube algo tutorials about ps1 horror aesthetics

>>714858445
F

I'm surprised this isn't part of silly block.

Imagine having paid to attend this GDQ.

>>714858986
how much does it cost anyway

>>714858910
Try being less of a tourist in future anon, come back next thread

This is actually a pretty nice aesthetic despite trying to ape on the PS1 aesthetic fad

>>714858862
I did it a few times when yolk was with blood.

Epic Bacon LMAO XDD

NARWHAL!

>>714858854
Teddy is pretty cool.

Bacon is overrated as fuck

>hear someone being obnoxious and faggy
>tab in
>fat dude on couch
>see this
>start laughing
every time

>>714858937
You need to understand. Zoomkeks love this shit. Scary old aesthetic from a time before they were conscious is scary. Also memes.

Fucken fire!!!

>>714859051
retard

This is the game?

>>714859005
oh yes m'lord, of course m'lord, shall I warm your formula before I go? I know drinking it cold gives you a tummy ache.

>that cheeky reference to the cancer foundation when he was cooking cigarettes
this guy is alright

>>714859051
Huh? Thats mr shasta he's a guy you dumb goon

>>714859051
That's the host you retard

god hates forced meme games

Eggs have been coopted by the trannies, they will meme soon

>Tefal ad
???

EGGS
GET YER EGGS HERE!
FRESH 'N WHITE EGGS ARE HEEERE!

>>714859082
>defaulting to redditor babyspeak
Just cut your losses Anon

>>714859017
the dev is making a new game that I think looks beautiful

>>714859091
And Santa Claus does too? Maybe the power of prayer will make it go away

someone post the egg fort webm with the egg king

Any cute eggs in chat?

:3

>>714859115
pan brand

>>714859017
>a pretty nice aesthetic despite trying to ape on the PS1 aesthetic fad
games like this should be free

>mitch's 4 player all bosses elden ring run was denied
>all this other garbage was a-ok

>>714859034
>>714859084
He seems like any moment hes going to say something wildly inappropriate and get banned from the event

it's peak I'm afraid

>game where you kill and cook a bunch of "eggs"
isnt this a tad transphobic...?

>>714859051
retard doesn't know what C and H stand for

>>714859191
Elden ring has been done to death

CHOKED

>>714859002
No idea. Probably a lot.

>>714859017
Akshually, this is primitive collaging. A lot of it is pulled from archaeological finds, museum galleries and old paintings.

>>714859017
All style, no substance. Appeals to the lower percentile.

>>714859271
>he says confidently while waiting for a deltarune run

why is this even considered a speedrun?

>>714859191
You should've watched ESA

>>714859306
>waiting for tennis
Get it right

>>714859191
4 player elden ring run sounds like complete trash too tbqh

this run fucking blows

>>714859216
You're not allowed to Soren post on here.

>>714859271
eggs IS substance

is this bad games block?

>>714859203
It's just a bit. He's very normie friendly, just pleasant to listen to and usually runs shit games like that.

>>714859316
its playing the game, often with certain objectives, as fast as possible. hope this helps

>>714859316
anon you have to learn to read on your own, you're old enough now

>>714859316
I know right, I want a generic 2D castlevania copy

>>714859356
Yes, they opened SGDQ with it and we're waiting on it ending.

>>714859356
i think so, why doesn't the schedule show blocks anymore

>>714859318
>American GDQ
>Fat trannies in drag, homo polycules, cringe and corporatism

>European BRITISH ESA
>Men being men, cute women and cute heterosexual couples

This game is masterful slavjank, but something about this run is really obnoxious

>>714858432
what else is there to discuss anyway

oh god oh fuck

>>714859191
Rollsloppa should get auto declined

>>714859318
no one should be watching either marathon. shilling esa in the gdq threads is aggressively stupid

>this is the only skip of this run
Then why speedrun this?

>>714859348
sorry

>>714859154
*tips fedora*

Inorganic matter randomly formed into functioning DNA, protein, a cell, etc. capable of reproducing itself, despite this not being possible even in a lab, and then through random genetic mutation turned into all life on Earth, despite the fact we know what mutation is capable of, e.g. turning a grey wolf into more retarded dogs like chihuahuas, and that mutations remove information over time not gain it

This is ACTUALLY what retarded baasedence believers think

>>714859438
>slavjank
Is watermuseum slav?

>>714859560
>choking in a egg flipping game

>>714858432
Actually yes. There haven't been any ban waves regarding it this year at least that I've seen

wow it's like I'm actually a hungover line cook in Belarus

This is pretty cringe. How is this also a speedrun?

This really is very tedious

>>714859491
>shilling
Event is long over, there's a chance it was the last one for a good while. Maybe you should get some fresh air, seems like huffing tranny stench in the run room didn't do you any good.

reddit the game

>choking on this game
I want to die

>>714859649
Whoa pump your brakes speedo, not all of us do.

>>714859649
They self insert any male runner who isn't a dysgenic overweight freak

>>714859649
I don't see anyone laughing, which means that then but if why maybe possible huh could

>I just want to watch bros having fun playing games
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!

>>714859568
his name is kevin so idk

Bottom text: The Game

>>714859649
I wouldn't have minded if it ended at 10 minutes but now it needs to end

>>714859713
Ah yes, the most Slavic name out there.

>25,000 viewers
>$360,000 donated

GDQ is cooked, its actually over

>>714859710
GDQ is your friend simulator, that's quite sad

>>714859698
I only self-insert as based /fit/ speedrunners

>>714859769
they will make more than AGDQ

I see the hate watching faggot and his discord butt buddies are back

>>714859769
viewership DOWN
donations UP

please explain how is it possible this keeps happening every year

>>714859017
If you like it you'll probably like every game by chilla's art
>>714859149
I don't understand what's going on in that picture but I like it

that manta ray is being cooked alive wtf

>>714859826
its a word you all know! it starts with an M!!

>>714859834
fishing game

>>714859860
Migger!

>>714859713
He's from Tampa, Fl. Kevin Brown (not actually brown).

>>714859834
aging viewers with more disposable income. are you retarded?

>choking on the venomous fishes
lul

>>714859860
Miggers?

man this event fucking sucks

either i am getting old or these kind of shitgames aren't fun anymore

>>714859826
uhhh....inflation......

>>714859789
no lifting is going to fix that dork ahh face lmao

Can't believe they gave Jake the Muss his own game

Fucking kek!

>>714859959

Nah it's definitely dogshit.

respect these games for outing /v/ as cryptoredditors

BRO

SHOUTOUTS TO DARK CREW

>power out
KEK now this is why I watch this

LMAO

POWERCUT LMAO

lel

SHOUTOUTS

good job tech crew

>>714859997
post face

>Just talking with pure black screens
Lmao, actually the funniest part of the run.

kino

>>714859959
They were always shit and now you're depressed and jaded enough to realise it.

RATE THE RUN

>>714859959
they're trying too hard to be bad and funny, so it's just a shit game and the novelty wears off after 2 minutes

>>714860009
I've seen clips of this anime before. Why isn't the mermaid wearing a shirt?

Heard Blechy gnawed through a kettle cord

S run

they fried the stream

So how are there so many of them in the audience at 5am? Are they all staying at a hotel right next door or what?

well done 47

Tech here. Forgot to postpone the updates, capture PC cut off. Not an actual power outage, everyone is fine. Worry not, be back in a few.

??? technogs can't do shit

I farted my pants

>>714860084
Mermaids dont wear clothes silly

ESA tech crew seems competent in comparison.

>>714860073
S

Minimun donations, runner and the couch didn't give a shit, cheeky cancer joke, production cut the run because it went off the rails

shoutouts

>>714860130
ok I was really worried the runner actually died cause he said he died on stage irl, ty tech much love

>>714860124
cool hand luke btfo

>>714860121
Are... are you actually this new?

What venue do you think the event is at?

To complete the bit they should've brought a portable heater and couple eggs during the run

>look forward to the arctic eggs run
>it's actually pretty good aside from the excessive commentary and runner choking a few bits
>power cutting out right as he was about to finish the run to top it all off
day is slightly better now, why some of you fucks watch runs you don't like i will never know

So this is the power of the tech trannies... woah....

"trans wrongs" kek how did he get away with that donation

>>714860130
if it's really you than say fattybodonjobo on stream

>>714859905
>>714859930
the retardation is getting to me, maybe that one anon was right, time to hit the sack and hit the sack.

>>714860137
What the hell does Linus-sensei use instead? C sharp?

>>714860227
heh

>>714860195
it's a tranny compound in oregon. there are hundreds of cots for sleeping in the bunker under the stage

I'm surprised they let this on screen

>>714860195
I don't pay attention to the IRL parts but I vaguely remember them mentioning it being in a hotel, the question is to confirm.

round of applause kek

>>714860196
And a pack of cigarettes sizzling on the portable stove

>eradicate the juden and blacks
how did that donation even get read lol

>>714860227
Troons have been trying to co-opt it for a while now

>>714859649
you share a board with seamonkey teenagers and other 3rd world gacha spamming subhumans
someone laughing at some reddit shit isn't even 1% as cancerous as the rest of this board

>>714860084

She's an evil snake. Snakes don't weak clothes.

>>714860095
That's the stuff.

>>714860126
>Chat was denied the cinema that is this game's ending

>>714860196
There's probably a bylaw saying you cant do that, these faggots are sticklers for rules

Will EGGS be the meme spam this event?

well since the stream is down there's nothing better to do than trigger the jannies i guess

>>714860373
>Can we get a GrEGG chant going YA'LL?!

WE'RE BACK

>>714860325
No one's twisting your limp wrist to be here

>>714860296
I'm sure some rich anon will donate at the eleventh hour and save the OneShot run.

>they cut off the run for being cringe but I cried a lot and they let me back in
based

>>714860373
No, it's a reference to the fact that real women have eggs

>mr shasta
It's over

>>714860334
Does she look like how you expected?

heh this guy is funny

Just a reminder that egg is slang in the trans community for a child who hasn't been groomed yet, this is not a coincidence.

>>714860373
i'm sad no one donated YES CHEF to this.

>>714860452
looks like your average plain quirky chungus aging millennial

hey look they found the new safe unfunny thing to chant which has no meaning outside the relevant run but will be spammed because socially awkward nerds can't stand silence
EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG

>>714860460
>the runner is cooking eggs, meaning that he burns those kids

>>714860460
The runner and the couch dude seem like normal guys though

>>714860460
I think even that's too weird for normal people who just tolerate them. Normal people have a line and it stops somewhere the terminally online freaks go way past. Egg is just a meme like orb to most people, that's my take.

>>714860428
there's a marathon on, actually

The more they yell EGG the funnier it gets.

>>714860504
that's a lot of eggs

>>714860504
Wait... How does he get out?!

>ctrl+f
>"all the eggs"
>0 results

>>714860515
>get those hands off those eggs

lmao

>>714860548
This question has been asked every single time he's posted and the consensus is that he can't.

>>714860548
He has to cook all the eggs

>>714860527
>he doesn't know

>>714860548
See >>714860559

>>714860548
a king has no need for leave of his castle

O V E R

RATE Arctic Eggs

>>714860636
See >>714860618

>>714860548
He doesn't. He dies there and then a new one hatches from one of the eggs.

Egg.

>>714860653
nuh yet

>>714860652
tech pause

OVER EGGSTIMATE

30 minutes down the shitter
>>714860653
E

>>714860559
good memes are not allowed this run sorry

>>714860340
Is it worth watching?

>>714860652
E
S
T
I
M
A
T
E

is he about to cook for bigfoot?
or is this a case of speedrunners not ending a run when it should for some arbitrary reason

>>714860683
kek

I could go for some eggs now, sunny side up sandwich and runny so when you bite into it its like a futa nutting in your mouth

>>714860653
F

>>714860548
realistically: you can sort off see it in the vid but the table doesnt go all the way to the wall, he can just walk around.

Hang on, it says est 30m

It's 32m

I thought this was a speedrun marathon?

>>714860652
E A S Y

GET OFF THE STAGE

>>714860653
F

>>714860653

S

I liked it a lot, the first technical difficulties of the marathon was the spice needed

NOW rate the Arctic Eggs run

>>714860653
D

>>714860653
D

>>714860653
B+

EGG EGG EGHHAHAA WEW LAD!!

>>714860653
S

>>714860653
S for Sunny side up

>>714860653
B

>>714860653
A
shouting eggs is better than shouting trans rights

>>714860653
C
At least the runner was likable

>>714860759
F (again)

>>714860653
B

>>714860653
D

>>714860759
>>714860653
E FOR EGG

>>714860653
S

>>714860653
D

>>714860653
D

>these ratings
this board is hopeless

>>714860653
A, runner fucked up a bunch and went over estimate but the blackout was funny

>>714860653
D

Run could've been 10 minutes and it also would've sucked. Saved a bit by the stupidity of the runner and couch comments.

>>714860653
C

>>714860759
C, boring but at least it was 2 relatively normal blokes without autism

>>714860653
A
Good
Reminded me to have breakfast.

runner spoke so much, they couldnt read my funny egg pun dono :/

>>714860653
A

>>714860759
>>714860653
SSS
runner and the couch didn't give a shit, cancer jokes, production cut the run because it went off the rails, yelling eggs over donation reader, short run, no advertising their twitch channels or speedrun communities

>>714860830
>ratings are split
this board is alright sometimes

>>714860653
Begg

>>714860653
B
good night/early morning game. not a game done quick though, it was just a showcase, but not an add

>trans wrongs
kek what how'd that get in

>>714860653
C+

>>714860870
:(

>>714860870
paste it here faggot so we can make fun of you.

>>714860759
d

announcer just got fired

>>714860759
B, runner was a double-edged sword of cringe and cringekino

My run's up next! And don't you dare fucking refer to me as a he or him, motherfucker!

>trans wrongs
god fucking damnit

>>714860870
should donated to me, I'd have read it and even kissed your head

>>714860870
*hugs you* do you feel better now anon?

>>714860908
the fire rises

>>714860870
>my dono
suck an egg

>>714860830
What, you don’t like a let’s play?

>>714860653
E for Egg

>>714860653
S for the power going out

Going to bed. Someone rate Punchy a ZZZ from me. What a cunt

>>714860830
This board is cooked... millions must fry

Epstein had an egg shaped dick.

>>714860653
A. better than 90% of runs

>>714860460
grim

>lets go women
>not trans rights
what is happening

He was any/all last year

And now he's only any

good on him

An actual game?

>>714861145
Trans-women ARE women.

> We love women
> But don't forget the men!

>joshimuz, 1.1k viewers
>argick, 15 viewers

what went wrong?

>>714857803
>Don't get paid
>Work in jobs you have no qualifications for.
The fuck kind of advice is that?

>>714861160
next year he'll be

>something might grab you
I need my jump scare trigger warning.

>have a well-executed speedrun with no obnoxious commentary
>fags rate it F anyway
Name me which runs have been A or S so far.
If you don't have any then why are you even watching an event that you hate

>>714861212
Listen to this, for all the interactions I'll ever have with trans women, they get treated 100% the same as any women.

>>714861268
>people die when they are killed

>>714861315
Sekiro

>>714861315
runescape 250m%

>>714861302
How dare you try to shake me awake for that insufferable prick

>>714861160
What is this any/all thing? Is it malicious compliance?

>>714861315
For SGDQ? None

>>714861329
That's kind of you anon

>>714861315
Jak and Daxter by Bonesaw577 in SGDQ2016

cant see shit

I actually forgot SGDQ started. Did any HAPPENINGS or good cringe moments happen yet?

>>714861249
>>argick, 15 viewers
that's a tranny you made me search it up

>>714861315
It was an overestimate let’s play but because it had no troons you think it was an S

>>714861391
Check his bskyb, he is a wokescold

>>714861448
no it's just shit so far

>>714861431
unless they treat all women poorly

>>714861448
its absolutely grim thus far

>>714861386
agdq has the worst emotes in any channel i've ever seen, im not transphobic btw

>>714861386
>mother_HRTeresa
kek

>>714861386
It's even funnier because Mother Theresa was not a good person, probably a jew too.

>>714861315
>rating runs at all
if you actually watch the runs for the games you might be more of a faggot than the troons themselves

>>714861391
>yeah you can call me anything and I don't get mad but you're a fucking retard if you think I'm a woman
That's how I read it

>>714861528
I thought that too, but I think hes being genuine ( i hope )

I love how the chat is such a massive "safe space" that it's basically grown men and women talking to each other like they're five-year-olds. I've never understood having to coddle and remind grown men and women to drink water and take their medicine.

I think it's a fetish for most of them.

>>714861583
hello tourist

>>714861617
>That's how I read it
well you are drastically wrong. he's an ally but since he isn't a fag he has to do the performative pronoun shit to win points.

>>714861504
it's funny that trans allies (non trans) go with the ANY pronouns. why confuse/anger people further if you're an ally?

>>714861634
>Cognitive dissonance is the mental discomfort experienced when a person holds two conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudes simultaneously. This discomfort often motivates individuals to change their beliefs or behaviors to achieve consistency and reduce the unease.

>>714861732
I like the any, if you look and behave as a man, he/him. if you look and behave as a woman, she/her. shrimple as that

>>714861678
>no argument
>LE TOURIST
boring faggot

>>714861461
Tech pause

>>714861461
That game is fucking hard to complete without constantly messing up whatever shit they put on the pan yet the runner did it while only making a few mistakes. It was a game that was played fast and as optimal as possible, what the fuck else do you want from a speedrun. Sorry it didn't have 300 OOB glitches to entertain your OCD mind.

You can tell the runner will be a woman by next year most likely.

>Be troon
>Don't even try to pass
Why is this a thing now? Isnt it disrespectful towards actual women and trans people? You are clearly just riding the wave of a trend and don't give a fuck about coming off as genuine. These people just seem lazy to me, like they want to do the least amount of effort in everything

>>714861708
Why can't he just do he/him?

>>714861851
Will claim*** to be a woman.

>>714861212
>we are women that's why we always tell you we are men
What?

>>714861885
Because then he is just a straight white male

>Game doesn't even have a wikipedia page
I really liked the art style, would like to play it when it's English patched.

RATE Hungry Ghosts

>>714861948
B

>>714861895
Why are you typing like brown?

>>714861948
B

>>714861948
A i love the game but i missed half the run

>>714861948
C

>>714861849
You're talking to a guy who gives Fs to all games that aren't his top 3 all time, propably sonic/soulslop/mario people

>>714861948
B

I wish i knew japanese.

>>714861948
C

>>714861948
B
Good commentary, interesting game.

>>714861948
B

>>714861948
I blinked and missed it

>>714861948
B

>>714861948
B, short and sweet, nothing to complain about

>>714861967
You're a real stupid motherfucker.

>>714861948
C

Pretty mediocre.

>katamari in 1 hour
will it be as good as esa or a shitshow?>>714861948
D for didn't even notice it finished

>>714861948
B+

>>714861948
B
Actually seems like a really interesting game, shame about it being Japanese only.
Wish they did a more involved category than what seemed like the bare minimum.

>>714861948
B

>>714861948
B not super exciting but a nice comfy run

Is this the shitty games block

>>714862024
Thoughts on Pakistani cuisine?

>>714862024
At least I'm not brown. :)

>>714861948
Z - ANY

>>714861948
B+ i'm a big FPS fan and never saw this before it looks cool i might play it sorta Blood / Heretic vibes

>>714861948
D-
Boring speedrun, interesting game

>>714862092
its all a some how worse parody of the food from all of its neighbors

That game seems interesting but didn't make for a very engaging viewer experience

>>714861948
C

>>714862101
maybe not on the outside, but your brain is clearly pudding

>>714861583
What kind of retarded argument is this, no shit I'm gonna prioritize and watch runs for games that I play or am interested in over boring shit like Uncharted and Indiana Jones
>bring up troons unprompted
Obsessed retard, they should host the next AGDQ in your mind considering how much they live in there rent-free.

>>714862092
>>714862101
The greentext was making fun of the tranny poster you fucking morons.

>>714862147
Thoughts on Bangladesh?

I just counted and there was precisely one (ichi) post made about the last run as it was actually happening.

>>714861937
This is the guy's post. I just thought that was interesting.

Which one of you is this?

>>714862194
Another one. Jesus christ how fucking dumb are you?

>>714862215
Thoughts on Modi?

>>714862235
he would leave too if he could

>>714862235
>>714862256
based obese neet

>>714862235
you guys will never figure out who I am in the crowd

ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>714862256
>>714862235
Rebeldragon was carried from ESA to GDQ?

>>714862273
kek

>>714862265
Let's go saar!

>>714862223
caught between India and India, poor fuckers.

>>714862265
BLOODY!

>she/they
Okay nice way of saying you're a lesbian.

>>714862269
>duhhhhhh you're brown you're brown
Just admit you're a dumb cunt it's okay.
>>714862307
Retards all of you. Kill yourselves.

>>714862296
aboard a cargo ship

He is somewhat bigger than Rebel

>>714862273
lole

>>714862273
kek'd

>>714862235
>the buddhist flute tune and the sole fat man contemplating life at 5 am
beautiful

Why does this guy have pink nails?

HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG FOREHEAD

>Alright, well, I hope you guys have had your breakfast. Remember to have breakfast!

I can't say how they talk to the audience like they're children. It bothers the shit out of me. You don't need to tell grown men and women to fucking eat food.

>>714862147
>outed

>>714862287
Built-in armrest. What a genius.

Why does this guy sound like he is about to break down at any moment?

Actual 5head

>>714862389
>guy
DID YOU JUST ASSUME

I'm gonna give this Larry Laffer looking runner an S already

>>714862339
just stop being brown bro it's that easy

Why does she speak like a bottom of the barrel ASMR slut?

>>714862339
Don't get your chapati in a twist

>>714862389
This they/them.

>>714862409
He's trembling in fear. Nervous.

>>714862389
to distract from the hair that migrated from the top of his to his eyebrows

were his nose just a little bigger you could have sworn that was tarantino

>>714862394
Because it's a safe meaningless thing to say that no one can really object or add to, like remember to drink water
it's like the rest of the event, safe and bland

Gotta admit, dude on the couch has radio voice

>Autistic they/them retard with slurred speech and nails painted by mom
I have autism fatigue

You can feel the AUTISM radiating through the screen. They look like super autistic best friends who live with their parents still. The runner has that "nasally" voice, like he'd start crying if you called him stupid.

Most recent chart?

>>714862394
>Remember to hydrate!
>Remember to breathe!
>Remember to take your meds and chop off your cock and donate your life savings to an offshore human trafficking organization! Trans rights!

>>714862543
he's a host for GDQ

actually this is pretty good, movement tech and all

>>714862543
Do you even listen to radio? That guy sounds like a fag that pounded they/them all night.

The game actually has really good parkour mechanics and high speed but it's bogged down by mascot slop
Like if the dev just took the parkour stuff into an actual game I wouldn't have refunded it

>>714862394
I have to remind my friend to eat dinner virtually every single day. He's about 30, has never had a job and still lives with his mom but his mom doesn't seem to actually bother with him anymore. All he does is play games like FFXIV or fap for 5 hours straight. If I don't tell him to eat anything then he'll just eat a donut or ice cream or something unhealthy and call it a day.

These people DO exist.

>Mirror's Edge mixed with Poppy's Playtime

Kek

>>714861948
B

>>714862394
>You don't need to tell grown men and women to fucking eat food.
You'd be surprised. The majority of these people need to be reminded to bathe so it isn't outside the realm of possibility to remind them to eat and drink too.

>>714862543
An NPR voice.

Why does this look like Mirror's Edge in an autistic child's nightmare?

>>714862672
>being friends with a mega autistic guy
anon surely you can do better than that

>schizophrenic colour explosion
is this what games for gen-z look like?

>>714862194
>britishers controlled even the climate and weather
they truly were the most powerful race at one point werent they

>>714862672
>he'll just eat a donut or ice cream or something unhealthy and call it a day
Fuckin creepy Anon, are you watching me on a hidden camera or something

>>714862619
Strong urge to play Yes, Virginia album now.

Have there been ANY runs where the everyone on screen (including just solo runners) were limited to their actual gender i.e. he/him?

I have something to admit. I've been imagining all of you GDQposters as cute anime girls for the past ten years.

>>714862758
This is alphacore

soilennials can't go 5 seconds without seething over zoomergods

>>714862812
nah, picrel

Is Chartanon dead? Do we even have anyone doing charts this year?

>>714862812
I've been imagining me as a cute anime girl and all of you as cute guys... this is awkward...

>>714862649
Anon was talking about the couch midget, not the runner. Learn to read.

>>714862786
Remember to eat a healthy meal later!

>>714862810
I know Sekiro was

>>714862723
I'd rather befriend a hundred low functioning autists before "befriending" a single normalfag

>>714862812
I look like this and act like this when I watch GDQ!!!

>>714862810
>Cognitive dissonance is the mental discomfort experienced when a person holds two conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudes simultaneously. This discomfort often motivates individuals to change their beliefs or behaviors to achieve consistency and reduce the unease
I hate to repeat myself, you don't need to type out your gender, we all know they will never be a woman or a "them" at that.

>>714862908
I literally only have fries, a pack of noodles, some rye bread and half a root beer at home

>>714862389
>Speedrunner turned VTuber

Godfuckingdamnit. Stop ruining vtubing you twitch faggots.

>>714862812
this is me

>>714862812
>>714862953
I look like and watch gdq like this

NerdCubed > NerdSquared

>>714862943
There's more than two categories of humans besides low functioning autistic and normalfags, but whatever makes you happy

>>714862897
*Gulp* But how am I supposed to compete with alpha migmaxxing shitposters like >>714862864

Is the chart poster janny still banning people like crazy?

>Read out Trans Wrongs
Kek

>>714862975
Can you really ruin a pile of diarrhea by pissing in it?

I'm getting massive Source engine vibes from this game, even though it's from 2024

Of course I love how GDQ purposely seeks out women who can do the "subtle/sensual" voice because they "think" it brings in more money/viewers. The women are basically "whoring" themselves out with their voice. It's like "Oh, doesn't this woman sound relaxing and cute? Doesn't she make you feel less lonely? GIB MONEY."

I honestly find that "ASMR" style of talking to be heavily obnoxious and annoying. I know they're told to talk like that on purpose, but I can't stand it.

>>714862812
I imagine all of you as the kind of autistic children too retarded for even predators to molest

>>714863012
Since being a nerd is a negative thing, NerdSquared would actually be greater than NerdCubed

>trans wrongs
>not trans lefts
someone is gonna get fired

>>714862812
This is me irl

>>714863012
I bet Ashens misses his hair.

>>714863012
The Norwood reaper came for Ashens? I suppose the writing had been on the wall even back in the early 2010s you could tell.

>>714863089
I wish she'd tell me personally to eat breakfast and drink water and give her money

>>714863070
It's a joke

>>714863096
I wish my uncle thought the same as you, maybe things would be different and I wouldn't be here

>>714863070
Their staff is clearly asleep and there's sure to be a melty in a few hours.

>>714863070
it means the same thing as "be gay do crimes" it doesn't literally mean trans people are in the wrong

>>714862894
he's on a little vacation from 4chan after 'icking the 'eck too much again.

>>714863016
He has way too much muscle... I bet your body is much hotter

>>714863071
kek

>>714863115
That's a cute bandicoot do you have more pictures of her haha

>>714863174
Kek

is that someone's phone ringing in the background?

>>714863089
I'd rather hear someone try to be soothing at this hour. It's much more fitting for late hours/early morning.

Is that someone's phone ringing throughout the run?

>>714860759
S
Tryhard to be funny, was still funny

$5k to watch a cutscene, host talks over the entire thing. For fuck's sake.

Jimmy fucks dogs

>>714863273
Based.

This autism baby horror genre is so stupid

>>714861249
He's fucking annoying, people can sniff that 'I don't have any personality to speak of so I'm gonna be WACKY and LOUD' from a mile away

>>714863231
Oops, I forgot to put it on silent. My bad!

I have never heard "y'all" being said out loud. Pretty unpleasant.

>>714863273
Our money now, nerds.

>>714860759
No rating didn't realize it was a game lul. SMB3 is a video game, frying eggs and porcelain mugs in a skillet in Unity is not a video game.

>>714863180
I like the charts though...it's nice to see which runs scored high and which ones were trainwrecks, plus chartanon always put special markers for certain categories.

>>714863273
donos were for the amazing prizes anyway

>>714863336
Define "video game".

>>714863273
It's for charity, as the person who donated the 5k I'm okay with it as the overall happiness in the world went up

>>714863238
sorry forgot to put it on silent

>Noob Noobs

OH MY SCIENCE! I-IS THAT...IS THAT A LE RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB PICKLE RICKKKKKK

>>714863137
At least now he matches the bald dude he'd randomly put into his videos.
>>714863140
>Donate to GDQ already, paypiggy.

>>714863276
Jimmy won
Abi got pumped and dumped by Jet Neptroon

>>714863314
It's meant to be said with an American southern accent.

>>714863273
just enjoy the run