Thread 714862073

Switch 2? Yeah, I'm good, thanks.

>>714862073 (OP)
Why would you even want to play that garbage in the first place? It's insane that a game from 1998 (Ocarina of Time) has more combat depth than this slop made decades later.

>>714862073 (OP)
>19fps

We can't stop winning GabeChads.

>>714862073 (OP)
Why are Deckfags more autistic than Tendies?
Why do you flex playing a handheld on your disgusting soiled beds? Performance is going to be impaired on either platform.
You already have a $5000 gaming rig to emulate this on.

>>714862073 (OP)
You actually have it running worse than it does on the Switch 1 and 2, unbelievable.

>>714862669
>It's insane that a game from 1998 (Ocarina of Time) has more combat depth than this slop made decades later.

lol you're fucking delusional lmao

>>714862214
>>714862736
The original runs at barely 30.

>>714862798
TotK runs far better on Switch 2 than it does on a $4000 PC.

>>714862798
it also runs like shit on that anyway.

>>714862889
And what does it run like on the Switch 2?

>>714862889
The Switch 2 runs it at 60. I thought the Steam Deck was meant to be good?

>>714862889
And the Switch 2 version runs at 60, what's your point?

>>714862073 (OP)
>silky smooth 9 fps

>>714862073 (OP)
goes down to 9 FPS LMAO

>>714862843
No? It doesn't even have directional sword attacks for starters. I'm sure you've seen the various .webm posted. It's truly amazing how dumbed down it has become.

>>714862914
>>714862928
I know which makes it even worse. Switch 2 won't be emulated for a while and performance for its exclusives won't be better on PC, so PC fags have no ground to stand on anymore

>>714863104
Yawm,

You
Are
Delusional

>>714863121
Well, the performance of the more demanding games is ass on emulators anyway. It seems the only way Nintendo knows how to compete is by threatening people without money.

>>714862073 (OP)
>>714862669
>>714863104
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714863104
>It doesn't even have directional sword attacks for starters.
Should've bought Skyward Sword then.

>>714863217
Its so bad

>>714863217
Looking in a mirror at yourself when you wrote that? Because I have to say, thanks for proving my point with that .webm.

>>714863585
>>714863645
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714862889
>Steam deck runs 3 times worse than the Switch 2
Oof

>>714863549
I did actually. It was...mediocre for various reasons. I'm sure you probably know why already.

>>714863801
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714863645
>red X on minimap

You clearly got annihilated here seconds before. You always post these bullshit zero-context webms of you wailing on a single enemy, which never ever happens.

It's funny that you're too fucking stupid to even realise we can see the red X lmao

Thios thread went from
>HAHAHA I CXAN PLAY NINTENDO GAMES ON MY DECK
to
>I...IT DOESNT MATTER ITS RUNS LIKE SHIT
to
>NINTENDO GAMES ARE SHIT ANYWAYS

>>714863645
>OOT
>combat depth
You literally use the item the enemy is weak to, and cause there's only one or two enemies in the room who are static, it doesn't matter when you do it at all. You need to be completely retarded to think simon sez of time is deeper than the game where enemeis are acutally allowed to do something.

>>714863703
calm down, pajeet

>>714862073 (OP)
Doesn't look like you're good. It looks like you're anally devastated

>>714862935
>>714862954
>>714862961
>>714863760
The Switch 2 versions of BotW and TotK are $175(games + DLC + patch fee)
The Deck versions are free

>>714862073 (OP)
How do you get a key?

>>714863645
>>714863104
Of all things to criticize about BotW/TotK, the combat is the most asinine. It's like watching a house being on fire and leaving a bad review because "the color of the curtains didn't match the color of the washing machine in the basement."

It's not only ignoring the real issues, it's a nonsense argument to begin with.

>>714863880
I didn't make the .webm, but it ultimately proves my point. That even a brainless monkey playing these games mashing a single button STILL dies.

>>714863903
Sure, but...it was a game from 1998. Come on now. The enemy standing there stunlocked from a single attack certainly isn't better.

>>714863970
>Tamarind Glazed Skate Wing with Green Papaya Salad and spiced Pho Broth is $215 at Le Bernardin
>"bro you can catch fish in the river for free!"

Glad I'm not poor

>>714864154
No it disproves your point. We can see the red X so clearly this combat encounter was too much for you when it was swarming with enemies.

>>714863970
to extand
>>714863893

>HAHAHA I CAN PLAY NINTENDO GAMES ON MY DECK
to
>I...IT DOESNT MATTER ITS RUNS LIKE SHIT
to
>NINTENDO GAMES ARE SHIT ANYWAYS
to
>I..I CAN PLAY THESE NINTENDO GAMES FOR FREEEEE

>>714864104
No it isn't. Considering there is a lot of combat in the games (unless you quite literally running past basically every enemy and chest), then att that point, you're basically playing a walking simulator.

>>714864261
>No it disproves your point
how does the red x disprove how easily exploitable and stunlockable the AI is?

>>714863954
>>714863970
>>714864154
>>714864381
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714862073 (OP)
How much did you pay for that game?

>>714864261
No, it doesn't. Like the other guy just said, you can cheese the AI so easily. Plus I already told you I didn't even make it in the first place.

>>714864450
>>714864471
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714864381
>how does the red x disprove how easily exploitable and stunlockable the AI is?

The red X proves you died here while trying to capture your fake videos, so obviously the combat is too hard for you. You got filtered lmao

>>714864270
All true.

>>714864754
>The red X proves you died here
so what? anyone can reproduce that webm, you yourself have probably stunlocked big enemies the same way. what difference does it make if he died and how is that "getting filtered"?

>>714864471
>Plus I already told you I didn't even make it in the first place.
Yeah, just as the red x on the mini map shows.

>>714864863
>>714864891
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714864754
That's not my post by the way. It's okay. I know the truth is really hard to cope with, but you just have to deal with it. We call that life.

>>714864960
Mm-hmm.

>>714865026

I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

why do you steam chuddies keep making anti nintendo threads?

>Ninpedo is crashing out 24/7
Kek, Olímpio is a mentally ill troon!

>>714865256
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714864891
>>714865026
It's over bro. You humiliated yourself. Spamming more zero context webms won't save you. I will constantly remind everyone in this thread of your humiliation. Might as well close the tab and go play your beloved Terraria.

>>714862889
It's funny how every single pro deck poster is an absolute drooling retard.

>>714865410
I see a bloodstain so it doesn't count, filtered!

>>714865549
>exposing yourself that you don't even know how souls games work
Poser nigger is outing itself again.

>>714865549
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714865668
no, I'm merely pointing out how retarded your own argument was.

>>714865776
Niggy, red x marks show where YOU die, bloodstains in souls games show where OTHERS died.

>>714865776
>Eric doesn't know how er works
Ohnononononono

>>714865890
>bloodstains in souls games show where OTHERS died.
no? bloodstains in souls games serve both purposes. you drop a stain when you die and need to pick it back up to get your souls and likewise other players also drop stains to show how they died

>>714862073 (OP)
>putting trash on your 'eck
'ick

>>714863970
You don't need to buy the upgrade patch in order for the game to already be massively improved.
The patch is mostly for the resolution and the new memories.

>>714863970
You have to buy a steam deck for a 20fps free game

How well do PS2 and GameCube games run on the Retroid Pocket 5?

>>714866034
>>714866165
I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric

>>714863970
So you're just poor?

>look I can run this game for free on an emulator
but it runs like shit
>game for children
yeah, it literally is?

what's the point of those threads?

>>714863217
>It's Link, whack him

The tariffs are coming, the tariffs are coming!

>>714862073 (OP)
You sad little snoy.

>>714862073 (OP)
the saddest part about those threads? it's not even you playing those games in the vids.