>>714863439 (OP)baba is you
Two gigachad protagonists and some based side guys endure against the cruelty of the universe to fix the mess caused by a sequence of woman moments at godly, cosmic scale
Some stupid bitch inadvertently plunges the world into dystopia because she couldn't properly articulate to her simps that she just wanted world peace
>>714863439 (OP)open walking simulator of lego sets with starvation mechanics made in an engine older than most modern fanbases, enough sand to make annakin kill itself
**Kenshi**
Mob learns the hard way that you don't fuck with a hired killer's dad
>>714864409mortal kombat 11
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>>714864676Im more into total junkie death
>>714863439 (OP)apocalyptic scenario where everything is emulated for realism, but only when it's inconvenient for the player
Project Zomboid
>>714864583sasuga tourist-kun
>>714864409Slay the Princess?
hpl
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You have to build a series of settlements and stop cthulhu from leaving his box before it rains again.
Then do it again but the box is further away and the people in your settlements are bigger assholes.
And again, and again...
local man is peer pressured to become a cannibal
woman has a woman moment and now the world is fucked
>>714864676intravenous or whatever that game sseth reviewed was called
You're a librarian, which means you're incredibly powerful and mysterious.
throw lots of loyal warriors into the meat grinder until you learn to be a half-competent commander and eventually reach your goal
"No, you (me) don't understand. You need to kill him (you) or else I'll fucking kill you (yourself)"
>>714863439 (OP)made for six years olds to create their little homunculi, real game is focused on phallus-creations and blueballed ecologists wet dreams, five-to-six games in one, and if you like more than four of them in total you're probably autistic
Spore
it's not a copy, we took about everything else from the other voxel game and made it ten times more tedious but IT'S NOT A COPY
Vintage Story
what the american dream looks like if you were breastfeed by your dad and weren't born on earth
The sims 4
''quite decent but If this PC can't run it i may as well use it as a doorstopper''
Nuclear Throne
Furry fandom/HMOFA's current obsession in the great year 20XX, also why is he making merch for a demo?
Deltarune
like gmod community servers! if you take out the fun and exchange it for work hours, not like you can play with the servers getting unmade every other day anyways
Aneurysm 4
roguelike deckbuilder number #4467, this time with half the fun synergies and a fifth of the temperature
Wildfrost
taking project arrhytmia's joke and saying it louder
Just shapes and beats
equivalent to living in the countryside if you were under an anarchist state, lotsa cool scifi features that you will probably not live enough to see since you failed one step of the 258 ones that have to go smoothly for you to progress fast enough and now your entire home is set ablaze
Rimworld
''it's all a dream, the characters are figments of the MC's imagination, and all the fun adventures they had were actually delirious psychotic thoughts!'' theory, but it's played straight once you reach the end
Brutal orchestra
if you won't play this with porn mods, just go for terraria
Starbound
>>714863439 (OP)Go around killing and fucking.
Anime horror game about antisocial girl is actually Resident Evil with its own cyborg Wesker.
go on vacation, kill black people
turn based hobo simulator where a fight with the local slightly-more unfortunate soul than you can last days, also forced permadeath even when it can take more than ten hours to finish the game, cannibalism is not advisable, same for nudity
Neo scavenger
good IPECAC substitute if you want to get the highest score possible, the music is bangers otherwise
Hotline miami
almost every game ever made before computers in the palm of your hand to play with anyone across the world, reduced to the most basic ones because the rest are too annoying to learn
Tabletop Simulator
enslave little scrungies for monetary gain, also you're a black woman doing this
Slime rancher
furrnite
Super Animal Royale
fun game about music, did you know you'd have to play perfectly for about ten hours to unlock the last character?
Crypt of the Necrodancer
>>714866760I was going to say resident evil 5, but I thought about it and it doesn't start with a vacation
>>714866164>Furry fandom/HMOFA's current obsession in the great year 20XX, also why is he making merch for a demo?Anon chapters 3+4 are actual paid games, the demo was chapter 1 and 2. Deltarune was a switch release thing I think.
>>714866567Hmm. Is antisocial used properly or are you one of those midwits who confuse it with asocial?
You click on the right stuff, at the right time, and you win
A bunch of retards pretending to be intelligent try to kill you and your family across multiple generations
very entertaining game about GOD and associates, the fan wiki should come pre-installed if you want to progress anywhere without youtube's help tough
The binding of isaac
fucking gibberish (compliment)
Mosa Lina
hard and uncompromising, because you'll constantly be filtered at how people can't compromise to continue the game after the early game
Don't starve Together
it's focken' cold lads, we shall have timmy for supper with a side of sawdust after he dies for the king at the coal mines
Frostpunk
i climba da towar
pizza tower
a platformer where you character can't platform, where you're supposed to take your time but the game has a in-built time limit for each level, you're also expected to die very often, but not too much else you're stuck for a bit longer! (50 miuntes)
Rainworld
It stars the protagonist from Red Badge of Courage, eratz Rusty Venture, among others
Kill yourself to kill yourself more efficiently with the ultimate goal of killing yourself
Dude goes to an asylum and loses his dick
Guy and his GF think you're cringe so you set out to end reality
>>714868472EYE Divine Cybermancy
>>714864409i can't for the life of me figure it out
Is it a Final Fantasy game?
Digital Devil?
>>714867067I guessed NEO Scavenger (I've been obsessed with it lately)
so good that it's worth selling your house for!
Cuphead
you'll be thinking you're having a super cool anime battle for two hours only to realize you've been playing chess all this time
YOMI hustle
Three sections of the game wich are more or less the same, the first one mogs both and the devs know it
Inscryption
Racism...but in SPAAAAAACE!
Stellaris
shoot yourself with a pea in the back of the throat
PVZ GW2
be anywhere and do anything you want with anyone! as long as it includes having hentai and furry porn on your screen
Vrchat
one of the only things commies did right
Dysco elysium
just get a 9 to 5
One hour One life
great game if you wanna see ronald mcdonald beat the shit out of whatever technicolor horse you favor the most
Rivals of Aether
''Wait, she's from a game?''
Skullgirls
dragon city but the whole game is about music and they are yet to make a single song that doesn't suck
My singing monsters
>>714865296Against the Storm
>>714866237Road to Hell: Retribution
>>714863439 (OP)Glorified janitor takes orders from a broken speak and spell
Woman tries to destroy the world because a guy loves her twin
you go on vacation and have a threesome in a volcano
rainfurrest story mode, throw in some safe-satan while you're at it, gay as fuck btw (still finished it)
Cult of the lamb
pegging
peggle
pegging after hours
peggle nights
profesor layton with a fresh coat of old SFW Tumblr in newyork
Later alligator
Balkans training
Papers please
janky rodents, how is this game even active nowadays
Transformice
The chilean miner experience
Deep Rock Galactic
slay the spire if you had to fight your way through every conversation too like you're some used cars salesman, i actually liked it but the devs won't make a fucking dlc or sequel about it
Griftlands
Angry gray guy hates gods
>>714866164not as funny to describe a game if you have literally no fucking idea of what it is about
>>714869953op did say to describe them poorly
You're a pretty boy with daddy issues and you're on a journey to save the world
>no one guessing shit
Fuck you faggots
>>714870367Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator?
>>714864409resident evil 5
>>714868759yes, you got it, should have made it harder, but the game is obscure-ish
>>714867885>i climba da towarslay the spyre or icetower
>>714863439 (OP)Poker, but not really
>>714870367okay i'll try to guess it, i'm a little african boy and the only video game i've ever played is NES mario back in 2018 so sorry if i don't recognize most of them
>>714870180all pokemon games except the 3rd generation
>>714869569off
>>714868576facade
>>714868472rainworld
>>714867247trauma center under the knife
>>714866760dead island
>>714866237god of war
>>714866137fire emblem/mount and blade
>>714870367Stop including the answer as a spoiler then, you stupid nigger.
>>714870790>dead islandnope
>>714864409Haven't played it, but feels like Expedition 33
>>714864565Tales of symphonia?
>a lot of games in the same post
>spoilering the game
way to minimize the amount of bumps the thread gets retards, fucking tourists
>>714871002Cuckold simulator?
>>714871002>touristsIt's one retard
>>714863439 (OP)You must construct additonal pylons
game is exclusively to trans people
Actual literal cock and ball torture
>>714871074it's published as (you) simulator in Europe
Previous hero is the villain but in reality it's your dad again
>>714864773Is it worth playing 1 or should I just jump straight to 2?
>>714871130starcraft but i'm not sure
>>714871152all counter strike games
>>714871179getting over it
Your cousin (actually eternally seething brother) helps instigate the potential end of the world so you, some dweeb, and the most irritating woman alive are stuck in Tokyo.
>>714871284devil survivor
>>714871152All Warhammer 40k games
I like to build brown bricks
>>714871269play 1 for its soundtrack and visuals, which are different than the sequel's
if you feel like it needs more details/polish, or just dont feel like youre having a lot of fun, refund it and get the remastered version of 1's campaign in the second game to see if it feels better
>>714870961Yeah.
You're a jailed musician who gets a taste of jailbait later in the game after having a spastic anger episode when your chosen people(a slut who was gonna give you some and her kid brother who have no tattoos die.
glorified chatroom about a dead series with a fanbase that should already be dead, gameplay loop consists of sitting pretty and being offended
>morgan freeman's voice
it was, infact, quite literally rocket science from start to finish
>>714871539Fire emblem? Dall3? Most gacha shit. Most visual novels
Painfully 4/10 game /v/ pretends to like to be contrarian
You sell opium to the Chinese and get invaded by the British.
>>714871539Pony Town
what do i lose?
captcha says mnkyy(j)
Pay off your debt so you can get saddled with more debt
>>714871767Godhand realistically but i still like it.
native american discovers a google lens after chatgpt takes over the world, proceeds to play farcry pokemon
>>714871830Animal Crossing
you and your friends are computer programs that eat people
you are ripped away from a meal of tasty bacon in order to fight the queen of the necromancers
>>714871712>>714871738quite close, but no
>>714871762wrong
>>714871817correct, you now lose your vcard
streamerbait friendslop wokelike
>>714871992lethal company
repo
webfishing
among us
Fall guys
content warning
i gotta hit atleast one right
guy with a messiah complex who is on an expedition to do some dark shit for your estranged dad.
>>714871423also a ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''survival'''''''''''''''''''''''''''' game
look me dead in the eye and tell me you play it just because of the old-school mmorpg systems and the complex movement tecs
Old man kidnaps your wife's son because you killed his son's sons
It's fucking garbage and endlessly shilled here, despite being one of the worst experiences gaming has to offer
You become the big bad because your friends and mentor don't understand what a trolley problem is.
hint: perspective changes after you play as big bad for a while
>>714872404Jesus man that could be anything.
you play the game on easy mode because it makes you horny
>>714872509Counterstrike GO or TF2
>>714872447The ascent?
>>714872509I want to say wizardry daphne but I'd be lying to myself.
>>714872501i don't know, beat banger?
>>714872443Well, not anything, I was thinking of Hollow Knight.
plant-based boy walks to the right for fucking miles to join the giant meatball and die, you pull a worm out of a pig's ass at some point
>>714872737>Metal GearCorrect!
You're in a simulation, but the simulation has gone off the rails.
hint: the simulation is testing you
10/10 if not for that nigger character.
You're the disciple of a ninja. Your partner gets ninja kidnapped.
drew like a dark, fucked up version of the turn based wargame series haha. just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
>>714873050advance wars days of ruin
>>714872831deltarune?
portal?
>>714873125ding ding ding ding ding! anon won a cookie
>>714873129portal doesn't take place in a simulation afaik, or maybe I'm being an ESL
I meant a cyber simulation, like the matrix.
but, no, it's neither of those
you plant sunflowers to pay for your protection,
you got the seeds from your neighbour
>>714873270well glados is doing testing on you at the first game so i thought that would count, otherwise i got no fucking clue
>>714872564Nope even though it fits
Angels are going to destroy the world because its interfering with their ability to get a nice tan.
does anybody else just skip any post that's too obvious
>>714872831>>714873373no, it seems this is too common of a trope in games
hint2: someone claiming to be god is telling you what to do
>>714873479Thought about it too, but Driad sells already grown sunflowers, not seeds.
>>714873348Stardew Valley maybe?
Pirate fights in a foreign war to save his childhood mermaid girlfriend
>>714865358ER
>>714871663Teardown
>>714872805Inside
>>714873348plants vs zombies,
>>714873638>Stardew Valley maybe?nope
>>714873669>ERyes, I was getting worried nobody would guess it
>>714873716you got it
>>714873669>TeardownProbably fits the description, but no
>>714868771>>714870790>god of war>>714872737>God of War?Witcher 1.
you'll have more grandmas than atoms in the universe, eventually
>>714873815not that anon, I would have gone with:
>you waste your time in a swampor
>the big bad is your adopted son you lostfor witcher 1
>>714873915cookie clicker
You
>>714873915cookie clicker, 2 easy
Spaghetti building simulator
you're clown in a race war
>>714871663Crystal Project
you play a slot machine and if you win you can run on a treadmill 3% faster
>>714874239Space Station?
>>714874481Don't Starve Together.
Literally impossible without cheating
You hire drifters to help renovate your house and learn magic by reading books.
The books are full of schizo ramblings at a glance, but make sense the more you read.
You don't have to actually work, because a secret society is paying all your bills.
>>714874592>>714874665no, earthbound halloween hack
you and the main antagonist are delusional schizos
>>714874448I was thinking of Twisted Metal
but I have to admit your answer fits too.
>>714875170euro truck simulator
my summer car
>>714874239Ima be cheeky and say Twisted Metal
Living in Arizona is enough to make anyone homicidal.
>>714873269No, System Shock 2.
>>714875829funger?
dorffort?
any fighting game with animation cancels?
>>714875380Wasteland 2
>>714876227FC5 takes place in Montana
>>714875947updated my journal
Little boy gets isekai'd and has to save the world from a salaryman and his pet robot
>>714876310darn it, I keep mixing up all those flyover states
>>714876440Ding ding ding! Correct
Stargate RPG pretending to be Dark Souls.
1. Little guy and his gf get separated by the mob, now he must race to his pal (a literal drooling retard) and un-retard him to stop the mob from executing a very underwhelming act of terrorism.
2. I can't Believe It's Not Star Wars!
3. I can't Believe It IS Star Wars!
4. Blonde dude with absolutely zero game in love and life gets fucked with by absolutely everyone he comes across during his gay little mission.
5. Look, I know he's a mute weirdo in a heavily radio-dependent environment, but he's the best pilot we have, dammit.
A floating green diamond thing controls everything. Without it, people devolve into unwashed and starving savages that break or burn everything they touch while pissing themselves constantly.
>>714875829The Wonderful 101
Robots build a city, but can't maintain it due to environmental regulations.
>>714872831M7 - Escape the Matrix/Find El Salvador
Survive the stage as 3 (or 4 if playing online) out of 8 unique misfits while fighting against the overglorified timer. Your only communication is shouting each other's names and some basic commands because mics weren't really a thing for the console it was made in back then.
Mario becomes a pizza delivery boy
hint: he does some paranormal vlogging on the side
Your favorite beer company is partially responsible for flooding the city
a mouse gets stuck in an alternate dimension and is tormented by a ghost.
rogue one if it was a part of a different franchise
Murder a dragon so you can wear le epic plate armor (o yeah we made this armour obsolete xD)
>>714878667surely it's not just minecraft, right?
Basically Austin Powers for scalies
>>714878994gex enter the gecko
>>714879096>>714879107Yeah that was probably too obvious.
>>714878983its not but you can mine dirt there too
The Agency you work for ends up betraying you so they can acquire the super weapon you've been working to eradicate for themselves.
Hint: semi-obscure PS1 game
You and your friend try to optimize your speedrun to stop the aliens from completing a no-damage flawless challenge
>>714877486Resident Evil Outbreak
>>714879325A Whole Wolfrush?
Just a guess, I never actually played it
>>714879332no, but that's not a bad guess.
Autistic single father can't catch a break
>>714879858Lisa: The Painful
your dad got drunk and you have to clean up his mess
>>714880464Katamari Damacy
>>714863439 (OP)man hijacks plane and takes pictures of little girls
>>714875119>spoilerFuck you I laughed
You were meant to just deliver a message but your friend thinks too hard with his dick and he gets the entire party killed, and looses the message.
Now you are broke and pantless.
>>714875206Correct on both accounts, got my summer car on sale, died three times to some drunk retard 120 on a shitty lada going off the road.
You fall for a mail scam, now you must fight monsters that were the product of other scams by the same scammer.
>>714873747The pig part clued me in hard, I've forgotten everything else in that game
>>714873772ER was a guess thrown to the wall ahaha, only /v/ describes the game as that
>>714873809Ah damn
>>714876305Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
same twist as a well known sci-fi film, but with less primates, and more robots.
>>714881193>well known sci-fi film, but with less primates, and more robots.Are you talking about Planet of the Apes?
a white expat travels to a third world country to kill its local populace and destroy their businesses
>>714881395resident evil 5
>>714881395Ghost Recon Wildlands
Far Cry 3
Far Cry 2
>>714881608xenoblade chronicles x
>>714881395Kane and Lynch 2
your crew is literally cannon fodder
>>714881902Return of Obra Dinn
villain's own invention rejects him, millions must die
>>714881902Dragon Quest Rocket Slime
>>714881395Uncharted series
TELL ME WHAT'S NEXT,
ALIEN SEX
A horror game with a monster that has basedjak face.
>>714882403scp containment breach
>>714881902Fuga: Melodies Of Steel
>>714882403resident evil 8
>>714882176XCOM: Chimera Squad
after getting fired from his job and sleeping on it for a while, a crewmate on an interstellar ship decides to kill everyone
You set out to find your family but keep getting distracted by opportunities to mug people
Furry midget saves everyone from capitalism
You kill monsters to survive and buy guns
>>714863439 (OP)Literal NPC and his fox join a rock paper scissors death tournament on the moon to have access to a super quantum alien computer and fight buddha at the end
>>714884969ratchet & clank
>>714885241messed up my the links, sorreh
but yeah, child yeeting canon game
You destroy the world by choosing to fuck a dragon instead of your sister
The reincarnation of Adam and Eve explores the nuclear wasteland as they kills a bunch of S&M satanist and Jehova Witenesses alike. All while their friends die.
>>714885381thanks for clarifying. i wouldn't have been able to sleep wondering how the fuck reach made sense.
Travel to another country and win their war before you get cucked
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>>714885615i dunno how others make sense, never heard of those.
A joseph stalin expy holds a tenkaichi budokai to watch racial stereotypes fight
>>714885574I guess SMT1 but I don't remember any Adam & Eve shit
man meets the police once and becomes a terrorist
>>714885812Street Fighter II
A small card board box has to stop a big metal box from launching a nuke
>>714877773too hard ?
hint #2: Mario finds out that his mom is the president
Pinoccho vs the robots and zombies
The scariest thing of all? Poor people.
>>714886431Bioshock Infinite
>>714886431condemned criminal origins
>>714886431The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
>>714886019metal gear solid
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>>714886403yeah, naming Pinoccho is always a dead giveawayd
white man colonises island all by himself
george floyd destroys the universe
a robot forced to wake up to suffer more
You and your bisexual polycule are trying to leave your planet on a raft but are interrupted when a big black man blows your planet up, but you wake up unharmed on the galaxy scale equivalent of a truck stop, and befriend anime characters and anthropomorphized animals before leaving in a rocketship made of candy to stick your thing in various planets, and beat up little black people and hopefully find and rescue your boyfriend griffith junior and girlfriend loli hikaru utada
>>714886631If it makes you feel better, I originally thought about Wizard of Oz on DS for some weird reason, but then my brain told me I was missing the forest for the trees
>>714887007Kingdom Hearts 1
>>714887007this took me way longer to guess than it should have
a robot lies to you for a couple hours so you tear it apart and throw it in a hole.
>>714863439 (OP)HOW THE FUCK DO I BUILD THIS CAR
>>714887319would you drink dragon's milk
>>714885824>SMT1Yup
>Adam and EveIt's never explicitly said in game, but it's implied through Lilith falling in love for the MC, just as she did with the first Man. And was cucked out of it by Eve/The Heroine. It's also supported by side material iirc.
racially diverse gang wipes out all the racially pure gangs
>>714887283System Shock 2
>>714887406i was thinking of the first one, but i guess it applies to the second one just as much, so, sure. i'm counting that.
Take 5 laps around the world, kill niggerman and die
>>714888650darkest dungeon
The anti christ and the chick from tatu have to 9/11 the tower of babel to stop johnny knoxville
An isekai where you get saddled with dealing with a zombie curse but first you have to help a bunch of people with their issues and the curse is never fixed.
You are anime teenage boy with your head in the clouds but actually cool and not a lame faggot, you chart and save the whole world, and get BOTH the girls
One Finnish drunk exposes decades of Swedish incompetence by building his cringe compilation.
>>714866760Far cry 3 but they aren't black man, it takes place in indonesia
>>714873584Ah the closes i can think is i have no mouth and i must scream game version but im sure it isnt that
literally (you): We are going to do this again, and this time we are doing it GOOD
>>714872831the talos principle
>>714890006yeah
I clearly remember enemies as black dudes
>>714876305They aren't lesbians
>>714890376You might be right since vaas pirates werent natives to the islands