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Anonymous No.714863439 [Report] >>714864409 >>714864583 >>714864813 >>714866164 >>714866237 >>714868871 >>714870754 >>714871130 >>714880576 >>714885004 >>714887319
ITT Describe a game poorly
You is Retarded
Anonymous No.714864409 [Report] >>714864756 >>714865167 >>714868581 >>714870614 >>714870924
>>714863439 (OP)
baba is you

Two gigachad protagonists and some based side guys endure against the cruelty of the universe to fix the mess caused by a sequence of woman moments at godly, cosmic scale
Anonymous No.714864565 [Report] >>714870997 >>714872737 >>714874375 >>714887610
Some stupid bitch inadvertently plunges the world into dystopia because she couldn't properly articulate to her simps that she just wanted world peace
Anonymous No.714864583 [Report] >>714865117
>>714863439 (OP)
open walking simulator of lego sets with starvation mechanics made in an engine older than most modern fanbases, enough sand to make annakin kill itself
**Kenshi**
Anonymous No.714864676 [Report] >>714864773 >>714865405
Mob learns the hard way that you don't fuck with a hired killer's dad
Anonymous No.714864756 [Report] >>714865029
>>714864409
mortal kombat 11
Anonymous No.714864773 [Report] >>714871269
>>714864676
Im more into total junkie death
Anonymous No.714864813 [Report]
>>714863439 (OP)
apocalyptic scenario where everything is emulated for realism, but only when it's inconvenient for the player
Project Zomboid
Anonymous No.714865029 [Report]
>>714864756
no!!11
Anonymous No.714865117 [Report]
>>714864583
sasuga tourist-kun
Anonymous No.714865167 [Report]
>>714864409
Slay the Princess?
Anonymous No.714865296 [Report] >>714868759
You have to build a series of settlements and stop cthulhu from leaving his box before it rains again.
Then do it again but the box is further away and the people in your settlements are bigger assholes.
And again, and again...
Anonymous No.714865317 [Report]
local man is peer pressured to become a cannibal
Anonymous No.714865358 [Report] >>714873669
woman has a woman moment and now the world is fucked
Anonymous No.714865405 [Report]
>>714864676
intravenous or whatever that game sseth reviewed was called
Anonymous No.714865752 [Report]
You're a librarian, which means you're incredibly powerful and mysterious.
Anonymous No.714866137 [Report] >>714870790 >>714870951
throw lots of loyal warriors into the meat grinder until you learn to be a half-competent commander and eventually reach your goal
Anonymous No.714866160 [Report] >>714868880 >>714871123
"No, you (me) don't understand. You need to kill him (you) or else I'll fucking kill you (yourself)"
Anonymous No.714866164 [Report] >>714867114 >>714869953
>>714863439 (OP)
made for six years olds to create their little homunculi, real game is focused on phallus-creations and blueballed ecologists wet dreams, five-to-six games in one, and if you like more than four of them in total you're probably autistic
Spore
it's not a copy, we took about everything else from the other voxel game and made it ten times more tedious but IT'S NOT A COPY
Vintage Story
what the american dream looks like if you were breastfeed by your dad and weren't born on earth
The sims 4
''quite decent but If this PC can't run it i may as well use it as a doorstopper''
Nuclear Throne
Furry fandom/HMOFA's current obsession in the great year 20XX, also why is he making merch for a demo?
Deltarune
like gmod community servers! if you take out the fun and exchange it for work hours, not like you can play with the servers getting unmade every other day anyways
Aneurysm 4
roguelike deckbuilder number #4467, this time with half the fun synergies and a fifth of the temperature
Wildfrost
taking project arrhytmia's joke and saying it louder
Just shapes and beats
equivalent to living in the countryside if you were under an anarchist state, lotsa cool scifi features that you will probably not live enough to see since you failed one step of the 258 ones that have to go smoothly for you to progress fast enough and now your entire home is set ablaze
Rimworld
''it's all a dream, the characters are figments of the MC's imagination, and all the fun adventures they had were actually delirious psychotic thoughts!'' theory, but it's played straight once you reach the end
Brutal orchestra
if you won't play this with porn mods, just go for terraria
Starbound
Anonymous No.714866237 [Report] >>714868771 >>714870790 >>714872737
>>714863439 (OP)
Go around killing and fucking.
Anonymous No.714866567 [Report] >>714867221 >>714872737
Anime horror game about antisocial girl is actually Resident Evil with its own cyborg Wesker.
Anonymous No.714866760 [Report] >>714867108 >>714870790 >>714890006
go on vacation, kill black people
Anonymous No.714867067 [Report] >>714868715
turn based hobo simulator where a fight with the local slightly-more unfortunate soul than you can last days, also forced permadeath even when it can take more than ten hours to finish the game, cannibalism is not advisable, same for nudity
Neo scavenger
good IPECAC substitute if you want to get the highest score possible, the music is bangers otherwise
Hotline miami
almost every game ever made before computers in the palm of your hand to play with anyone across the world, reduced to the most basic ones because the rest are too annoying to learn
Tabletop Simulator
enslave little scrungies for monetary gain, also you're a black woman doing this
Slime rancher
furrnite
Super Animal Royale
fun game about music, did you know you'd have to play perfectly for about ten hours to unlock the last character?
Crypt of the Necrodancer
Anonymous No.714867108 [Report]
>>714866760
I was going to say resident evil 5, but I thought about it and it doesn't start with a vacation
Anonymous No.714867114 [Report]
>>714866164
>Furry fandom/HMOFA's current obsession in the great year 20XX, also why is he making merch for a demo?
Anon chapters 3+4 are actual paid games, the demo was chapter 1 and 2. Deltarune was a switch release thing I think.
Anonymous No.714867221 [Report]
>>714866567
Hmm. Is antisocial used properly or are you one of those midwits who confuse it with asocial?
Anonymous No.714867247 [Report] >>714870601 >>714870790
You click on the right stuff, at the right time, and you win
Anonymous No.714867597 [Report]
A bunch of retards pretending to be intelligent try to kill you and your family across multiple generations
Anonymous No.714867885 [Report] >>714870696
very entertaining game about GOD and associates, the fan wiki should come pre-installed if you want to progress anywhere without youtube's help tough
The binding of isaac
fucking gibberish (compliment)
Mosa Lina
hard and uncompromising, because you'll constantly be filtered at how people can't compromise to continue the game after the early game
Don't starve Together
it's focken' cold lads, we shall have timmy for supper with a side of sawdust after he dies for the king at the coal mines
Frostpunk
i climba da towar
pizza tower
a platformer where you character can't platform, where you're supposed to take your time but the game has a in-built time limit for each level, you're also expected to die very often, but not too much else you're stuck for a bit longer! (50 miuntes)
Rainworld
Anonymous No.714868208 [Report]
It stars the protagonist from Red Badge of Courage, eratz Rusty Venture, among others
Anonymous No.714868472 [Report] >>714868580 >>714868628 >>714870790
Kill yourself to kill yourself more efficiently with the ultimate goal of killing yourself
Anonymous No.714868504 [Report]
Dude goes to an asylum and loses his dick
Anonymous No.714868576 [Report] >>714870790
Guy and his GF think you're cringe so you set out to end reality
Anonymous No.714868580 [Report]
>>714868472
EYE Divine Cybermancy
Anonymous No.714868581 [Report] >>714870029
>>714864409
i can't for the life of me figure it out
Is it a Final Fantasy game?
Digital Devil?
Anonymous No.714868628 [Report]
>>714868472
Soul reaver?
Anonymous No.714868715 [Report]
>>714867067
I guessed NEO Scavenger (I've been obsessed with it lately)
Anonymous No.714868738 [Report]
so good that it's worth selling your house for!
Cuphead
you'll be thinking you're having a super cool anime battle for two hours only to realize you've been playing chess all this time
YOMI hustle
Three sections of the game wich are more or less the same, the first one mogs both and the devs know it
Inscryption
Racism...but in SPAAAAAACE!
Stellaris
shoot yourself with a pea in the back of the throat
PVZ GW2
be anywhere and do anything you want with anyone! as long as it includes having hentai and furry porn on your screen
Vrchat
one of the only things commies did right
Dysco elysium
just get a 9 to 5
One hour One life
great game if you wanna see ronald mcdonald beat the shit out of whatever technicolor horse you favor the most
Rivals of Aether
''Wait, she's from a game?''
Skullgirls
dragon city but the whole game is about music and they are yet to make a single song that doesn't suck
My singing monsters
Anonymous No.714868759 [Report] >>714870696
>>714865296
Against the Storm
Anonymous No.714868771 [Report] >>714873815
>>714866237
Road to Hell: Retribution
Anonymous No.714868871 [Report] >>714873269
>>714863439 (OP)
Glorified janitor takes orders from a broken speak and spell
Anonymous No.714868880 [Report]
>>714866160
Singularity?
Anonymous No.714869104 [Report]
Woman tries to destroy the world because a guy loves her twin
Anonymous No.714869268 [Report]
you go on vacation and have a threesome in a volcano
Anonymous No.714869394 [Report]
rainfurrest story mode, throw in some safe-satan while you're at it, gay as fuck btw (still finished it)
Cult of the lamb
pegging
peggle
pegging after hours
peggle nights
profesor layton with a fresh coat of old SFW Tumblr in newyork
Later alligator
Balkans training
Papers please
janky rodents, how is this game even active nowadays
Transformice
The chilean miner experience
Deep Rock Galactic
slay the spire if you had to fight your way through every conversation too like you're some used cars salesman, i actually liked it but the devs won't make a fucking dlc or sequel about it
Griftlands
Anonymous No.714869569 [Report] >>714869862 >>714870790
Angry gray guy hates gods
Anonymous No.714869862 [Report]
>>714869569
GoW
Anonymous No.714869953 [Report] >>714870138
>>714866164
not as funny to describe a game if you have literally no fucking idea of what it is about
Anonymous No.714870029 [Report]
>>714868581
its astlibra
Anonymous No.714870138 [Report]
>>714869953
op did say to describe them poorly
Anonymous No.714870180 [Report] >>714870601 >>714870790 >>714870961 >>714872737
You're a pretty boy with daddy issues and you're on a journey to save the world
Anonymous No.714870367 [Report] >>714870524 >>714870790 >>714870856
>no one guessing shit
Fuck you faggots
Anonymous No.714870524 [Report]
>>714870367
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator?
Anonymous No.714870601 [Report]
>>714867247
Osu
>>714870180
Every JRPG
Anonymous No.714870614 [Report]
>>714864409
resident evil 5
Anonymous No.714870696 [Report]
>>714868759
yes, you got it, should have made it harder, but the game is obscure-ish
>>714867885
>i climba da towar
slay the spyre or icetower
Anonymous No.714870754 [Report]
>>714863439 (OP)
Poker, but not really
Anonymous No.714870790 [Report] >>714870893 >>714873815
>>714870367
okay i'll try to guess it, i'm a little african boy and the only video game i've ever played is NES mario back in 2018 so sorry if i don't recognize most of them
>>714870180
all pokemon games except the 3rd generation
>>714869569
off
>>714868576
facade
>>714868472
rainworld
>>714867247
trauma center under the knife
>>714866760
dead island
>>714866237
god of war
>>714866137
fire emblem/mount and blade
Anonymous No.714870856 [Report]
>>714870367
Stop including the answer as a spoiler then, you stupid nigger.
Anonymous No.714870893 [Report]
>>714870790
>dead island
nope
Anonymous No.714870924 [Report]
>>714864409
Haven't played it, but feels like Expedition 33
Anonymous No.714870951 [Report]
>>714866137
OG XCOM
Anonymous No.714870961 [Report] >>714871537
>>714870180
ffx
Anonymous No.714870984 [Report]
Gay ass thread lmao
Anonymous No.714870997 [Report] >>714871549
>>714864565
Tales of symphonia?
Anonymous No.714871002 [Report] >>714871074 >>714871083
>a lot of games in the same post
>spoilering the game
way to minimize the amount of bumps the thread gets retards, fucking tourists
Anonymous No.714871074 [Report] >>714871203
>>714871002
Cuckold simulator?
Anonymous No.714871083 [Report]
>>714871002
>tourists
It's one retard
Anonymous No.714871123 [Report]
>>714866160
EYE
Anonymous No.714871130 [Report] >>714871273
>>714863439 (OP)
You must construct additonal pylons
Anonymous No.714871152 [Report] >>714871265 >>714871273 >>714871330 >>714871396
game is exclusively to trans people
Anonymous No.714871179 [Report] >>714871273
Actual literal cock and ball torture
Anonymous No.714871203 [Report]
>>714871074
it's published as (you) simulator in Europe
Anonymous No.714871258 [Report] >>714872564 >>714872737
Previous hero is the villain but in reality it's your dad again
Anonymous No.714871265 [Report]
>>714871152
Deltrune
Anonymous No.714871269 [Report] >>714871524
>>714864773
Is it worth playing 1 or should I just jump straight to 2?
Anonymous No.714871273 [Report]
>>714871130
starcraft but i'm not sure
>>714871152
all counter strike games
>>714871179
getting over it
Anonymous No.714871284 [Report] >>714871394
Your cousin (actually eternally seething brother) helps instigate the potential end of the world so you, some dweeb, and the most irritating woman alive are stuck in Tokyo.
Anonymous No.714871330 [Report]
>>714871152
New Vegas
Anonymous No.714871394 [Report] >>714875342
>>714871284
devil survivor
Anonymous No.714871396 [Report]
>>714871152
All Warhammer 40k games
Anonymous No.714871404 [Report] >>714871550 >>714876054
Reddit: The Game
Anonymous No.714871423 [Report] >>714871712 >>714872142
I like to build brown bricks
Anonymous No.714871524 [Report]
>>714871269
play 1 for its soundtrack and visuals, which are different than the sequel's
if you feel like it needs more details/polish, or just dont feel like youre having a lot of fun, refund it and get the remastered version of 1's campaign in the second game to see if it feels better
Anonymous No.714871537 [Report]
>>714870961
Yeah.
You're a jailed musician who gets a taste of jailbait later in the game after having a spastic anger episode when your chosen people(a slut who was gonna give you some and her kid brother who have no tattoos die.
Anonymous No.714871539 [Report] >>714871762 >>714871817
glorified chatroom about a dead series with a fanbase that should already be dead, gameplay loop consists of sitting pretty and being offended
Anonymous No.714871549 [Report]
>>714870997
Nah
Anonymous No.714871550 [Report]
>>714871404
Disco Elysium
Anonymous No.714871646 [Report] >>714871738
>morgan freeman's voice
it was, infact, quite literally rocket science from start to finish
Anonymous No.714871663 [Report] >>714873669 >>714874248
Minecraft parkour
Anonymous No.714871712 [Report] >>714871929
>>714871423
Anonymous No.714871738 [Report] >>714871929
>>714871646
KSP
Anonymous No.714871762 [Report] >>714871929
>>714871539
Fire emblem? Dall3? Most gacha shit. Most visual novels
Anonymous No.714871767 [Report] >>714871804 >>714871836
Painfully 4/10 game /v/ pretends to like to be contrarian
Anonymous No.714871804 [Report]
>>714871767
dark souls 2
Anonymous No.714871815 [Report]
You sell opium to the Chinese and get invaded by the British.
Anonymous No.714871817 [Report] >>714871929
>>714871539
Pony Town
what do i lose?

captcha says mnkyy(j)
Anonymous No.714871830 [Report] >>714871874
Pay off your debt so you can get saddled with more debt
Anonymous No.714871836 [Report]
>>714871767
Godhand realistically but i still like it.
Anonymous No.714871848 [Report] >>714885806
native american discovers a google lens after chatgpt takes over the world, proceeds to play farcry pokemon
Anonymous No.714871874 [Report]
>>714871830
Animal Crossing
Anonymous No.714871883 [Report]
you and your friends are computer programs that eat people
Anonymous No.714871906 [Report]
you are ripped away from a meal of tasty bacon in order to fight the queen of the necromancers
Anonymous No.714871929 [Report]
>>714871712
>>714871738
quite close, but no
>>714871762
wrong
>>714871817
correct, you now lose your vcard
Anonymous No.714871992 [Report] >>714872060 >>714872065
streamerbait friendslop wokelike
Anonymous No.714872060 [Report]
>>714871992
Webfishing
Anonymous No.714872065 [Report]
>>714871992
lethal company
repo
webfishing
among us
Fall guys
content warning
i gotta hit atleast one right
Anonymous No.714872137 [Report] >>714872206
guy with a messiah complex who is on an expedition to do some dark shit for your estranged dad.
Anonymous No.714872142 [Report]
>>714871423
also a ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''survival'''''''''''''''''''''''''''' game
Anonymous No.714872206 [Report]
>>714872137
dark messiah
Anonymous No.714872327 [Report]
look me dead in the eye and tell me you play it just because of the old-school mmorpg systems and the complex movement tecs
Anonymous No.714872401 [Report]
Old man kidnaps your wife's son because you killed his son's sons
Anonymous No.714872404 [Report] >>714872443
It's fucking garbage and endlessly shilled here, despite being one of the worst experiences gaming has to offer
Anonymous No.714872424 [Report]
You become the big bad because your friends and mentor don't understand what a trolley problem is.

hint: perspective changes after you play as big bad for a while
Anonymous No.714872443 [Report] >>714872723
>>714872404
Jesus man that could be anything.
Anonymous No.714872447 [Report] >>714872601
Diablo with guns
Anonymous No.714872501 [Report] >>714872679 >>714872732
you play the game on easy mode because it makes you horny
Anonymous No.714872509 [Report] >>714872578 >>714872601 >>714890115
Gacha but good
Anonymous No.714872564 [Report] >>714873426
>>714871258
Tekken
Anonymous No.714872578 [Report]
>>714872509
Counterstrike GO or TF2
Anonymous No.714872601 [Report]
>>714872447
The ascent?
>>714872509
I want to say wizardry daphne but I'd be lying to myself.
Anonymous No.714872679 [Report]
>>714872501
i don't know, beat banger?
Anonymous No.714872723 [Report]
>>714872443
Well, not anything, I was thinking of Hollow Knight.
Anonymous No.714872732 [Report] >>714872751
>>714872501
Ape Escape 3
Anonymous No.714872737 [Report] >>714872817 >>714873506 >>714873815
>>714864565
Meal Gear series
>>714866237
God of War?
>>714866567
Signalis maybe
>>714870180
FFX
>>714871258
Tekken
Anonymous No.714872751 [Report]
>>714872732
correct
Anonymous No.714872805 [Report] >>714873669
plant-based boy walks to the right for fucking miles to join the giant meatball and die, you pull a worm out of a pig's ass at some point
Anonymous No.714872817 [Report]
>>714872737
>Metal Gear
Correct!
Anonymous No.714872831 [Report] >>714872919 >>714873129 >>714873373 >>714873584 >>714877360 >>714890294
You're in a simulation, but the simulation has gone off the rails.

hint: the simulation is testing you
Anonymous No.714872843 [Report] >>714872890
10/10 if not for that nigger character.
Anonymous No.714872890 [Report] >>714872915
>>714872843
world of goo
Anonymous No.714872910 [Report]
You're the disciple of a ninja. Your partner gets ninja kidnapped.
Anonymous No.714872915 [Report]
>>714872890
lel
Anonymous No.714872919 [Report] >>714872980
>>714872831
Harvester?
Anonymous No.714872980 [Report]
>>714872919
nope
Anonymous No.714873050 [Report] >>714873125
drew like a dark, fucked up version of the turn based wargame series haha. just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
Anonymous No.714873125 [Report] >>714873197
>>714873050
advance wars days of ruin
Anonymous No.714873129 [Report] >>714873270
>>714872831
deltarune?
portal?
Anonymous No.714873197 [Report]
>>714873125
ding ding ding ding ding! anon won a cookie
Anonymous No.714873269 [Report] >>714875934
>>714868871
Dead Rising?
Anonymous No.714873270 [Report] >>714873398
>>714873129
portal doesn't take place in a simulation afaik, or maybe I'm being an ESL
I meant a cyber simulation, like the matrix.

but, no, it's neither of those
Anonymous No.714873348 [Report] >>714873479 >>714873638 >>714873716
you plant sunflowers to pay for your protection,
you got the seeds from your neighbour
Anonymous No.714873373 [Report] >>714873584
>>714872831
Prey
Anonymous No.714873398 [Report]
>>714873270
well glados is doing testing on you at the first game so i thought that would count, otherwise i got no fucking clue
Anonymous No.714873426 [Report]
>>714872564
Nope even though it fits
Anonymous No.714873427 [Report]
Angels are going to destroy the world because its interfering with their ability to get a nice tan.
Anonymous No.714873470 [Report]
does anybody else just skip any post that's too obvious
Anonymous No.714873479 [Report] >>714873638 >>714873648
>>714873348
terraria
Anonymous No.714873506 [Report]
>>714872737
Not Tekken
Anonymous No.714873584 [Report] >>714890215
>>714872831

>>714873373
no, it seems this is too common of a trope in games
hint2: someone claiming to be god is telling you what to do
Anonymous No.714873638 [Report] >>714873772
>>714873479
Thought about it too, but Driad sells already grown sunflowers, not seeds.
>>714873348
Stardew Valley maybe?
Anonymous No.714873648 [Report]
>>714873479
nope
Anonymous No.714873669 [Report] >>714873747 >>714873772 >>714873809
Pirate fights in a foreign war to save his childhood mermaid girlfriend

>>714865358
ER

>>714871663
Teardown

>>714872805
Inside
Anonymous No.714873716 [Report] >>714873772
>>714873348
plants vs zombies,
Anonymous No.714873747 [Report] >>714881130
>>714873669
>Inside
got it
Anonymous No.714873772 [Report] >>714881130
>>714873638
>Stardew Valley maybe?
nope
>>714873669
>ER
yes, I was getting worried nobody would guess it
>>714873716
you got it
Anonymous No.714873809 [Report] >>714881130
>>714873669
>Teardown
Probably fits the description, but no
Anonymous No.714873815 [Report] >>714874004
>>714868771
>>714870790
>god of war
>>714872737
>God of War?
Witcher 1.
Anonymous No.714873915 [Report] >>714874021 >>714874091
you'll have more grandmas than atoms in the universe, eventually
Anonymous No.714874004 [Report]
>>714873815
not that anon, I would have gone with:
>you waste your time in a swamp
or
>the big bad is your adopted son you lost
for witcher 1
Anonymous No.714874021 [Report] >>714874240
>>714873915
cookie clicker
Anonymous No.714874091 [Report] >>714874240
You

>>714873915
cookie clicker, 2 easy
Anonymous No.714874182 [Report]
Spaghetti building simulator
Anonymous No.714874239 [Report] >>714874351 >>714874371 >>714874448 >>714875069 >>714875208
you're clown in a race war
Anonymous No.714874240 [Report]
>>714874021
>>714874091
correct
Anonymous No.714874248 [Report] >>714874360
>>714871663
Crystal Project
Anonymous No.714874349 [Report]
you play a slot machine and if you win you can run on a treadmill 3% faster
Anonymous No.714874351 [Report]
>>714874239
Society...
Anonymous No.714874360 [Report]
>>714874248
Nope
Anonymous No.714874371 [Report]
>>714874239
Real life
Anonymous No.714874375 [Report]
>>714864565
Ace Combat 7
Anonymous No.714874448 [Report] >>714875119
>>714874239
Space Station?
Anonymous No.714874481 [Report] >>714874592 >>714874665
eat shit faggots
Anonymous No.714874592 [Report] >>714874895
>>714874481
Don't Starve Together.
Anonymous No.714874663 [Report]
Literally impossible without cheating
Anonymous No.714874665 [Report] >>714874895
>>714874481
concord
hyenas
Anonymous No.714874670 [Report] >>714876532
You hire drifters to help renovate your house and learn magic by reading books.
The books are full of schizo ramblings at a glance, but make sense the more you read.
You don't have to actually work, because a secret society is paying all your bills.
Anonymous No.714874895 [Report]
>>714874592
>>714874665
no, earthbound halloween hack
Anonymous No.714875069 [Report]
>>714874239
Twisted Metal
Anonymous No.714875113 [Report]
you and the main antagonist are delusional schizos
Anonymous No.714875119 [Report] >>714880592
>>714874448
I was thinking of Twisted Metal
but I have to admit your answer fits too.
Anonymous No.714875170 [Report] >>714875206
You drive in Europe
Anonymous No.714875206 [Report] >>714880883
>>714875170
euro truck simulator
my summer car
Anonymous No.714875208 [Report]
>>714874239
Ima be cheeky and say Twisted Metal
Anonymous No.714875342 [Report]
>>714871394
Correct
Anonymous No.714875380 [Report] >>714876227 >>714876310
Living in Arizona is enough to make anyone homicidal.
Anonymous No.714875829 [Report] >>714875853 >>714875970 >>714876054 >>714877047
Skill issue: The Game
Anonymous No.714875853 [Report]
>>714875829
xcom
Anonymous No.714875934 [Report]
>>714873269
No, System Shock 2.
Anonymous No.714875947 [Report] >>714876054 >>714876159 >>714876440
Reading: The Game
Anonymous No.714875970 [Report]
>>714875829
funger?
dorffort?
any fighting game with animation cancels?
Anonymous No.714876054 [Report]
>>714871404
The Stanley Parable

>>714875947
Any VN

>>714875829
Noita
Anonymous No.714876159 [Report]
>>714875947
Book of Hours
Anonymous No.714876223 [Report] >>714876376
Subnautica with clowns.
Anonymous No.714876227 [Report] >>714876310
>>714875380
Far Cry 5?
Anonymous No.714876305 [Report] >>714881159 >>714890453
space lesbians
Anonymous No.714876310 [Report] >>714876516
>>714875380
Wasteland 2
>>714876227
FC5 takes place in Montana
Anonymous No.714876376 [Report] >>714876504
>>714876223
barotrauma
Anonymous No.714876440 [Report] >>714876652
>>714875947
updated my journal
Anonymous No.714876493 [Report]
Little boy gets isekai'd and has to save the world from a salaryman and his pet robot
Anonymous No.714876504 [Report]
>>714876376
Yep.
Anonymous No.714876516 [Report]
>>714876310
darn it, I keep mixing up all those flyover states
Anonymous No.714876532 [Report] >>714876923
>>714874670
Book of Hours
Anonymous No.714876652 [Report]
>>714876440
Ding ding ding! Correct
Anonymous No.714876838 [Report]
Stargate RPG pretending to be Dark Souls.
Anonymous No.714876923 [Report]
>>714876532
correct
Anonymous No.714877005 [Report]
1. Little guy and his gf get separated by the mob, now he must race to his pal (a literal drooling retard) and un-retard him to stop the mob from executing a very underwhelming act of terrorism.
2. I can't Believe It's Not Star Wars!
3. I can't Believe It IS Star Wars!
4. Blonde dude with absolutely zero game in love and life gets fucked with by absolutely everyone he comes across during his gay little mission.
5. Look, I know he's a mute weirdo in a heavily radio-dependent environment, but he's the best pilot we have, dammit.
Anonymous No.714877007 [Report] >>714877118 >>714877141 >>714877171
A floating green diamond thing controls everything. Without it, people devolve into unwashed and starving savages that break or burn everything they touch while pissing themselves constantly.
Anonymous No.714877047 [Report]
>>714875829
The Wonderful 101
Anonymous No.714877118 [Report] >>714877596
>>714877007
Sims
Anonymous No.714877141 [Report] >>714877596
>>714877007
the sims
Anonymous No.714877171 [Report] >>714877596
>>714877007
Any Sims game
Anonymous No.714877204 [Report]
Robots build a city, but can't maintain it due to environmental regulations.
Anonymous No.714877360 [Report] >>714877430
>>714872831
M7 - Escape the Matrix/Find El Salvador
Anonymous No.714877430 [Report]
>>714877360
no
Anonymous No.714877486 [Report] >>714879325
Survive the stage as 3 (or 4 if playing online) out of 8 unique misfits while fighting against the overglorified timer. Your only communication is shouting each other's names and some basic commands because mics weren't really a thing for the console it was made in back then.
Anonymous No.714877596 [Report]
>>714877118
>>714877141
>>714877171
Yeah
Anonymous No.714877773 [Report] >>714886148
Mario becomes a pizza delivery boy

hint: he does some paranormal vlogging on the side
Anonymous No.714878303 [Report]
Your favorite beer company is partially responsible for flooding the city
Anonymous No.714878450 [Report] >>714879084
a mouse gets stuck in an alternate dimension and is tormented by a ghost.
Anonymous No.714878639 [Report] >>714879332 >>714880427
rogue one if it was a part of a different franchise
Anonymous No.714878667 [Report] >>714878983
dont mine at night
Anonymous No.714878798 [Report]
Murder a dragon so you can wear le epic plate armor (o yeah we made this armour obsolete xD)
Anonymous No.714878983 [Report] >>714879212
>>714878667
surely it's not just minecraft, right?
Anonymous No.714878994 [Report] >>714879096 >>714879107
Basically Austin Powers for scalies
Anonymous No.714879084 [Report] >>714879274
>>714878450
Epic Mickey?
Anonymous No.714879096 [Report] >>714879151
>>714878994
Gex
Anonymous No.714879107 [Report] >>714879151
>>714878994
gex enter the gecko
Anonymous No.714879151 [Report]
>>714879096
>>714879107
Yeah that was probably too obvious.
Anonymous No.714879212 [Report]
>>714878983
its not but you can mine dirt there too
Anonymous No.714879274 [Report]
>>714879084
nope.
Anonymous No.714879289 [Report]
The Agency you work for ends up betraying you so they can acquire the super weapon you've been working to eradicate for themselves.

Hint: semi-obscure PS1 game
Anonymous No.714879325 [Report] >>714879409
You and your friend try to optimize your speedrun to stop the aliens from completing a no-damage flawless challenge
>>714877486
Resident Evil Outbreak
Anonymous No.714879332 [Report] >>714879451
>>714878639
FTL
Anonymous No.714879409 [Report] >>714881872
>>714879325
A Whole Wolfrush?

Just a guess, I never actually played it
Anonymous No.714879451 [Report]
>>714879332
no, but that's not a bad guess.
Anonymous No.714879858 [Report] >>714879961
Autistic single father can't catch a break
Anonymous No.714879961 [Report]
>>714879858
Lisa: The Painful
Anonymous No.714880427 [Report] >>714880581
>>714878639
Halo Reach
Anonymous No.714880464 [Report] >>714880571
your dad got drunk and you have to clean up his mess
Anonymous No.714880571 [Report] >>714880642
>>714880464
Katamari Damacy
Anonymous No.714880576 [Report]
>>714863439 (OP)
man hijacks plane and takes pictures of little girls
Anonymous No.714880581 [Report]
>>714880427
correct.
Anonymous No.714880592 [Report]
>>714875119
>spoiler
Fuck you I laughed
Anonymous No.714880642 [Report]
>>714880571
correct
Anonymous No.714880770 [Report]
You were meant to just deliver a message but your friend thinks too hard with his dick and he gets the entire party killed, and looses the message.
Now you are broke and pantless.
Anonymous No.714880883 [Report]
>>714875206
Correct on both accounts, got my summer car on sale, died three times to some drunk retard 120 on a shitty lada going off the road.
Anonymous No.714880961 [Report]
You fall for a mail scam, now you must fight monsters that were the product of other scams by the same scammer.
Anonymous No.714881130 [Report]
>>714873747
The pig part clued me in hard, I've forgotten everything else in that game

>>714873772
ER was a guess thrown to the wall ahaha, only /v/ describes the game as that

>>714873809
Ah damn
Anonymous No.714881159 [Report]
>>714876305
Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
Anonymous No.714881193 [Report] >>714881317 >>714881476 >>714881606
same twist as a well known sci-fi film, but with less primates, and more robots.
Anonymous No.714881317 [Report]
>>714881193
>well known sci-fi film, but with less primates, and more robots.
Are you talking about Planet of the Apes?
Anonymous No.714881395 [Report] >>714881527 >>714881635 >>714881663 >>714881740 >>714881828 >>714882167 >>714890541
a white expat travels to a third world country to kill its local populace and destroy their businesses
Anonymous No.714881476 [Report] >>714881608
>>714881193
Nier Tomato
Anonymous No.714881527 [Report] >>714881824 >>714890541
>>714881395
GTA4
Anonymous No.714881606 [Report] >>714881697
>>714881193
detroit?
Anonymous No.714881608 [Report] >>714881729
>>714881476
nope
Anonymous No.714881635 [Report] >>714881824
>>714881395
resident evil 5
Anonymous No.714881663 [Report] >>714881824
>>714881395
Ghost Recon Wildlands
Far Cry 3
Far Cry 2
Anonymous No.714881697 [Report]
>>714881606
also no
Anonymous No.714881729 [Report] >>714882015
>>714881608
xenoblade chronicles x
Anonymous No.714881740 [Report] >>714881890
>>714881395
max payne 3
Anonymous No.714881824 [Report]
>>714881527
>>714881635
>>714881663
nope
Anonymous No.714881828 [Report]
>>714881395
Kane and Lynch 2
Anonymous No.714881872 [Report]
>>714879409
No
Anonymous No.714881890 [Report]
>>714881740
correct
Anonymous No.714881902 [Report] >>714881978 >>714882001 >>714882079 >>714882651
your crew is literally cannon fodder
Anonymous No.714881978 [Report] >>714885241
>>714881902
Return of Obra Dinn
Anonymous No.714881987 [Report]
villain's own invention rejects him, millions must die
Anonymous No.714882001 [Report] >>714885241
>>714881902
Dragon Quest Rocket Slime
Anonymous No.714882015 [Report]
>>714881729
nope.
Anonymous No.714882079 [Report] >>714885241
>>714881902
Reach
Anonymous No.714882167 [Report]
>>714881395
Uncharted series
Anonymous No.714882176 [Report] >>714883231
TELL ME WHAT'S NEXT,
ALIEN SEX
Anonymous No.714882403 [Report] >>714882603 >>714882691 >>714882974
A horror game with a monster that has basedjak face.
Anonymous No.714882603 [Report] >>714882808
>>714882403
scp containment breach
Anonymous No.714882646 [Report]
you kill niggers
Anonymous No.714882651 [Report] >>714885241
>>714881902
Fuga: Melodies Of Steel
Anonymous No.714882691 [Report] >>714882808
>>714882403
your life
Anonymous No.714882808 [Report]
>>714882603
No.
>>714882691
D:
Anonymous No.714882974 [Report] >>714883172
>>714882403
resident evil 8
Anonymous No.714883172 [Report]
>>714882974
No.
Anonymous No.714883231 [Report] >>714884975
>>714882176
XCOM: Chimera Squad
Anonymous No.714884376 [Report] >>714884802
after getting fired from his job and sleeping on it for a while, a crewmate on an interstellar ship decides to kill everyone
Anonymous No.714884802 [Report] >>714885806
>>714884376
amogus
Anonymous No.714884905 [Report]
You set out to find your family but keep getting distracted by opportunities to mug people
Anonymous No.714884969 [Report] >>714885249
Furry midget saves everyone from capitalism
Anonymous No.714884975 [Report]
>>714883231
Correct
Anonymous No.714884998 [Report]
You kill monsters to survive and buy guns
Anonymous No.714885004 [Report]
>>714863439 (OP)
Literal NPC and his fox join a rock paper scissors death tournament on the moon to have access to a super quantum alien computer and fight buddha at the end
Anonymous No.714885241 [Report] >>714885381
>>714882651
>>714881978
>>714882001
Nope.

>>714882079

Yes.
Anonymous No.714885249 [Report] >>714885390
>>714884969
ratchet & clank
Anonymous No.714885381 [Report] >>714885615
>>714885241
messed up my the links, sorreh

but yeah, child yeeting canon game
Anonymous No.714885390 [Report]
>>714885249
ya
Anonymous No.714885537 [Report] >>714885580
You destroy the world by choosing to fuck a dragon instead of your sister
Anonymous No.714885574 [Report] >>714885824
The reincarnation of Adam and Eve explores the nuclear wasteland as they kills a bunch of S&M satanist and Jehova Witenesses alike. All while their friends die.
Anonymous No.714885580 [Report] >>714885913
>>714885537
Drakenguard
Anonymous No.714885615 [Report] >>714885807
>>714885381
thanks for clarifying. i wouldn't have been able to sleep wondering how the fuck reach made sense.
Anonymous No.714885690 [Report]
Travel to another country and win their war before you get cucked
Anonymous No.714885806 [Report]
>>714884802
no
>>714871848
horizon zero dawn?
Anonymous No.714885807 [Report]
>>714885615

i dunno how others make sense, never heard of those.
Anonymous No.714885812 [Report] >>714885987
A joseph stalin expy holds a tenkaichi budokai to watch racial stereotypes fight
Anonymous No.714885824 [Report] >>714887484
>>714885574
I guess SMT1 but I don't remember any Adam & Eve shit
Anonymous No.714885869 [Report] >>714885959
man meets the police once and becomes a terrorist
Anonymous No.714885913 [Report]
>>714885580
You got it
Anonymous No.714885959 [Report] >>714886145
>>714885869
Anonymous No.714885987 [Report] >>714887078
>>714885812
Street Fighter II
Anonymous No.714886019 [Report] >>714886609
A small card board box has to stop a big metal box from launching a nuke
Anonymous No.714886145 [Report]
>>714885959
no actually
Anonymous No.714886148 [Report]
>>714877773
too hard ?
hint #2: Mario finds out that his mom is the president
Anonymous No.714886182 [Report] >>714886403
Pinoccho vs the robots and zombies
Anonymous No.714886403 [Report] >>714886631
>>714886182
lies of P
Anonymous No.714886431 [Report] >>714886468 >>714886485 >>714886597 >>714886758
The scariest thing of all? Poor people.
Anonymous No.714886468 [Report]
>>714886431
Bioshock Infinite
Anonymous No.714886485 [Report] >>714886871
>>714886431
condemned criminal origins
Anonymous No.714886597 [Report]
>>714886431
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
Anonymous No.714886609 [Report] >>714887078
>>714886019
metal gear solid
Anonymous No.714886631 [Report] >>714887076
>>714886403
yeah, naming Pinoccho is always a dead giveawayd
Anonymous No.714886691 [Report] >>714886783
white man colonises island all by himself
Anonymous No.714886696 [Report]
Would you kindly?
Anonymous No.714886758 [Report]
>>714886431
Recettear
Anonymous No.714886783 [Report] >>714886813
>>714886691
Far Cry 3
Anonymous No.714886813 [Report]
>>714886783
yeah
Anonymous No.714886871 [Report]
>>714886485
Correct
Anonymous No.714886934 [Report]
george floyd destroys the universe
Anonymous No.714886979 [Report]
a robot forced to wake up to suffer more
Anonymous No.714887007 [Report] >>714887130 >>714887280
You and your bisexual polycule are trying to leave your planet on a raft but are interrupted when a big black man blows your planet up, but you wake up unharmed on the galaxy scale equivalent of a truck stop, and befriend anime characters and anthropomorphized animals before leaving in a rocketship made of candy to stick your thing in various planets, and beat up little black people and hopefully find and rescue your boyfriend griffith junior and girlfriend loli hikaru utada
Anonymous No.714887076 [Report]
>>714886631
If it makes you feel better, I originally thought about Wizard of Oz on DS for some weird reason, but then my brain told me I was missing the forest for the trees
Anonymous No.714887078 [Report]
>>714885987
>>714886609
Correct
Anonymous No.714887130 [Report] >>714887545
>>714887007
Kingdom Hearts 1
Anonymous No.714887280 [Report]
>>714887007
this took me way longer to guess than it should have
Anonymous No.714887283 [Report] >>714887406 >>714887453 >>714887567
a robot lies to you for a couple hours so you tear it apart and throw it in a hole.
Anonymous No.714887319 [Report] >>714887381
>>714863439 (OP)
HOW THE FUCK DO I BUILD THIS CAR
Anonymous No.714887381 [Report]
>>714887319
would you drink dragon's milk
Anonymous No.714887406 [Report] >>714887619
>>714887283
Portal 2
Anonymous No.714887453 [Report]
>>714887283
Portal
Anonymous No.714887484 [Report]
>>714885824
>SMT1
Yup
>Adam and Eve
It's never explicitly said in game, but it's implied through Lilith falling in love for the MC, just as she did with the first Man. And was cucked out of it by Eve/The Heroine. It's also supported by side material iirc.
Anonymous No.714887545 [Report]
>>714887130
Bingo
Anonymous No.714887563 [Report] >>714887627
racially diverse gang wipes out all the racially pure gangs
Anonymous No.714887567 [Report]
>>714887283
System Shock 2
Anonymous No.714887610 [Report]
>>714864565
this
Anonymous No.714887619 [Report]
>>714887406
i was thinking of the first one, but i guess it applies to the second one just as much, so, sure. i'm counting that.
Anonymous No.714887627 [Report] >>714887814
>>714887563
saints row
Anonymous No.714887814 [Report]
>>714887627
yeah
Anonymous No.714888650 [Report] >>714888770
Take 5 laps around the world, kill niggerman and die
Anonymous No.714888770 [Report] >>714890465
>>714888650
darkest dungeon
Anonymous No.714888910 [Report] >>714889250
The anti christ and the chick from tatu have to 9/11 the tower of babel to stop johnny knoxville
Anonymous No.714889025 [Report]
An isekai where you get saddled with dealing with a zombie curse but first you have to help a bunch of people with their issues and the curse is never fixed.
Anonymous No.714889250 [Report] >>714889826
>>714888910
dmc3
Anonymous No.714889281 [Report]
You are anime teenage boy with your head in the clouds but actually cool and not a lame faggot, you chart and save the whole world, and get BOTH the girls
Anonymous No.714889546 [Report] >>714889707
One Finnish drunk exposes decades of Swedish incompetence by building his cringe compilation.
Anonymous No.714889707 [Report]
>>714889546
infra
Anonymous No.714889826 [Report]
>>714889250
Correct
Anonymous No.714890006 [Report] >>714890376
>>714866760
Far cry 3 but they aren't black man, it takes place in indonesia
Anonymous No.714890115 [Report]
>>714872509
Anonymous No.714890215 [Report]
>>714873584
Ah the closes i can think is i have no mouth and i must scream game version but im sure it isnt that
Anonymous No.714890267 [Report]
literally (you): We are going to do this again, and this time we are doing it GOOD
Anonymous No.714890294 [Report]
>>714872831
the talos principle
Anonymous No.714890376 [Report] >>714890756
>>714890006
yeah
I clearly remember enemies as black dudes
Anonymous No.714890453 [Report]
>>714876305
They aren't lesbians
Anonymous No.714890465 [Report]
>>714888770
Nop
Anonymous No.714890541 [Report]
>>714881527
KeK
>>714881395
Far cry 2
Anonymous No.714890756 [Report]
>>714890376
You might be right since vaas pirates werent natives to the islands