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Anonymous No.714866093 >>714866212 >>714866284 >>714866381 >>714866383 >>714866479 >>714866495 >>714866728 >>714867392 >>714867876 >>714867925 >>714868130 >>714868425 >>714870668 >>714871023 >>714871559 >>714871598 >>714872052 >>714873459 >>714874586 >>714882172 >>714882732 >>714883243 >>714891006 >>714891496 >>714893514 >>714893905 >>714901732 >>714903120
>still no game focused on being a knight
Anonymous No.714866150 >>714866323 >>714873459 >>714903120
im surprused Pendragon has never had an adaption
Anonymous No.714866212 >>714866589 >>714893102
>>714866093 (OP)
yeah no game has ever had knights ever
Anonymous No.714866284 >>714880994
>>714866093 (OP)
crusader kings
Anonymous No.714866323 >>714873324 >>714903120
>>714866150
Even more so when there's a tabletop game to base it on.
Anonymous No.714866381 >>714866584 >>714866645 >>714868389 >>714868903 >>714870609 >>714871231 >>714872051 >>714873559 >>714880994 >>714892820 >>714893612 >>714904512
>>714866093 (OP)
Relevant question: was Reconquista a crusade?
Anonymous No.714866383 >>714872825 >>714876216 >>714881137 >>714881298
>>714866093 (OP)
>Murderer, rapist and cannibals, but with crossβ„’
Anonymous No.714866479
>>714866093 (OP)
Don't confuse KNIGHTS and knightly orders, though.
Anonymous No.714866495 >>714905221
>>714866093 (OP)
yeah these games jsut dont exist SAD! they are not everywhere games about knights why nobdy makes games about knights instead we hava lot of game about thieves and snipers. I havent seen a single game where you play as a guy with a sword and a horse.
Anonymous No.714866584
>>714866381
yes
Anonymous No.714866589 >>714867181 >>714871668 >>714875074 >>714887062 >>714893668 >>714898368
Most video games, even indies for some reason fail at portraying people and the institutions they represented correctly. You have never seen a game try to represent a knight as a small landowner with peasants working his land, and village, while he serves as a manager, and train in his spare time for when he has to be called into action. It would be interesting seeing a game that feature vikings in a non-retarded way, and you do a lot of trading, with the occasional pillaging and sieging.
>>714866212
This guy is being a pedantic irony faggot.
Anonymous No.714866645
>>714866381
in all but name. remember that spanish never really went on crusades to the holy land because they had a situation back home.
Anonymous No.714866728
>>714866093 (OP)
Because to get knights correctly you'd need to understand and portray the medieval society where they came from. To most people "medieval fantasy" is just a fantasy kitchen sink with Californian diversity.
Anonymous No.714866769 >>714866932
where my kniggas at
Anonymous No.714866824
but assassins creed taught me they are wrong and evil
Anonymous No.714866932 >>714870024 >>714872234 >>714873167 >>714883619 >>714890260 >>714900535 >>714903376 >>714903705
>>714866769
Anonymous No.714867181
>>714866589
Playing devil advocate, depicting a knight as a wandering adventurer (knight errant) is a traditional chivalric romance literature trope. There's nothing wrong with depicting knight like that but fantasy rpgs do tend to dilute it as just a vocation and not also a distinct social class.
Anonymous No.714867392
>>714866093 (OP)
I sure love how Teutonics went batshit insane with their own Crusades.
Anonymous No.714867876 >>714868206 >>714868494 >>714868598 >>714868675 >>714871907 >>714901231
>>714866093 (OP)
Knights Hospitaller were probably the coolest. A balanced order where even combatants received some medical training. Fact they still exist today into split into five different orders only affirms their legacy.
Anonymous No.714867925 >>714877364
>>714866093 (OP)
KCD
Anonymous No.714868126
Warband
Crusader Kings if you just want the management side.
Anonymous No.714868130
>>714866093 (OP)
What is Knights of the Temple.
Anonymous No.714868206
>>714867876
>they still exist today

Yeah, as rich kids circlejerk club. In my country certain two politicians knew for several financial frauds are confirmed members of this Order.
Anonymous No.714868389
>>714866381
I guess, in the same way that the northern crusades were.
Anonymous No.714868425 >>714868741 >>714870575 >>714872908
>>714866093 (OP)
>order of the hatchett
>female-only order of militant tradwives
history is so fucking weird
Anonymous No.714868464 >>714870708 >>714871990 >>714880420 >>714882257 >>714897461
Hello
Anonymous No.714868494
>>714867876
The Order of Malta exist today as a landless sovereign entity under international law.
Anonymous No.714868598
>>714867876
because all non-retarded knightly orders had other things to do beyond just fighting. most got naturally dissolved or incorporated into bigger orders. some turned into banks and got fucked over.
Anonymous No.714868675
>>714867876
>split into five different orders
Something similar happened to the Teutonic knights. Since they are Germanic people, some became Protestant during the Reformation, and didn't wanted to abandon their titles.
Anonymous No.714868741
>>714868425
Not really weird, while the men were away hunting or fighting in wars somebody needed to defend settlements just in case. You have other examples like onna bugaisha in Japan and stories of warrior tribes women accross sub-saharan Africa
Anonymous No.714868903
>>714866381
It's more like a series of smaller crusades
Anonymous No.714869516 >>714870125
AC1 was a damn good game
Anonymous No.714870024
>>714866932
rolling
Anonymous No.714870125 >>714870280
>>714869516
no it was boring shlock that ruined the industry for almost two decades now
Anonymous No.714870280
>>714870125
No
Anonymous No.714870484
Knights are so cool...
Anonymous No.714870575
>>714868425
I love how the order dissolved over the years. Presumably as they all got married and settled down.
Anonymous No.714870609
>>714866381
If I remember correctly, the wars against the different kingdoms were "legally" crusades till the persecution of the templars where it became the "restoration" to hire them all into spanish orders.
Anonymous No.714870668 >>714870742 >>714871439 >>714872067 >>714877751
>>714866093 (OP)
Why did everyone turn against the teutonic knights?
Anonymous No.714870708 >>714882257
>>714868464
Based
Anonymous No.714870742
>>714870668
Teutonic order still exists. They just stopped being militant some 200 years ago.
Anonymous No.714871023
>>714866093 (OP)
This reminds me of Warhammer 40k chaptees
Anonymous No.714871231
>>714866381
A lot of the people that fought in the Reconquista were crusaders who were supposed to be on a crusade but found strife closer to home.
Anonymous No.714871439 >>714880783
>>714870668
They lose against the Lithuanian, not because they got betrayed.
Anonymous No.714871559
>>714866093 (OP)
Teutonic knights are the biggest jobbers ever. Yes, I can elaborate
Anonymous No.714871586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWtO2QvSAiw

THE HOLY BIBLE MAY PREACH PEACE.
Anonymous No.714871598 >>714896314
>>714866093 (OP)
space marine 2
you can even be one of those dark angel fags
Anonymous No.714871668
>>714866589
>Sid Meier Vikings.
Would play
Anonymous No.714871716
mountain blade
Anonymous No.714871907 >>714872290
>>714867876
Agree. Read about siege of Malta. Cool shit.
Anonymous No.714871990
>>714868464
Stallion and Sword?
Proper knigga game
Anonymous No.714872051
>>714866381
Yes. It was in the same era as the crusades
Anonymous No.714872052
>>714866093 (OP)
Why were the Holy Sepulcre such manlets?
Anonymous No.714872067
>>714870668
Backstabbing bitches. They stabbed in the back everyone they deal with.
Anonymous No.714872234
>>714866932
Roll!
Anonymous No.714872265
Remember when retards thought Aogami would be a reincarnated demi fiend because they both have yellow eyes?
Anonymous No.714872290
>>714871907
>ottomas want to capture malta? not on my watch, son.
Anonymous No.714872825
>>714866383
Problem?
Anonymous No.714872908 >>714873138 >>714881039
>>714868425
why does her weapons hang from her nips by chains
Anonymous No.714873138
>>714872908
>He didn't master battle tits move set
Anonymous No.714873167 >>714873212
>>714866932
I have the power!
Anonymous No.714873212
>>714873167
Calm down nigga
Anonymous No.714873324
>>714866323
anon...
Anonymous No.714873459 >>714883621 >>714884041
>>714866093 (OP)
>>714866150
I bring great news, sires!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2387040/Legends_of_the_Round_Table/
Anonymous No.714873559 >>714901247
>>714866381
It was part of the second Crusade. The Pope even encouraged campaigns against the moors. A lot of Crusaders fought alongside Portuguese armies as they sailed around the peninsula to get to the Holy Land, and eventually some of them remained and became some of the first nobility in the country. The Templars also later rebranded and moved their operations to Portugal
Anonymous No.714874586 >>714877510
>>714866093 (OP)
Is there any mail kino out there? I can only think of Warband and early game Medieval 2. Everything else is plate or transitional plate
Anonymous No.714875074 >>714877976 >>714884648 >>714886845
>>714866589
Most of the knight orders were gigantic faggots who kissed on the lips and dabbled in freemason shit, you have an NPC's view on that these people were
Anonymous No.714876216 >>714888034 >>714890483
>>714866383
>defending musshits
Anonymous No.714877364 >>714877850
>>714867925
Henry is not a real knight, since he’s not a noble. He’s a commoner cosplaying as one thanks to nepotism.
Anonymous No.714877510 >>714878187
>>714874586
KCD2
Anonymous No.714877751
>>714870668
Because they were like jews
Anonymous No.714877850 >>714898056
>>714877364
He is a noble - bastard son of a noble and recognised by him and as such, it makes him a noble.
Anonymous No.714877976
>>714875074
high jewish activity detected
Anonymous No.714878187
>>714877510
that takes place in the 15th century so most people are already wearing some sort of plated protection
Anonymous No.714880420
>>714868464
still no new game, that corporate trash sequel doesn't count
Anonymous No.714880783
>>714871439
*Polish
Lithuanians hate Jagiello because he dared to pull them out of the woods into a civilization
And their guy they call the Great collaborated with Teutonics and got beaten...twice
Anonymous No.714880994 >>714881701
>>714866284
Crusader Kings lets you be a knight for a couple times if you're lucky while being stuck on the manager's desk.
>>714866381
I don't think most people consider it a Crusade since it undermines the idea that the Crusaders were invaders.
Anonymous No.714881039 >>714881424
>>714872908
It was the fad of the period that the artist used as reference to draw that.

>shit nobody cares about:
It is highly anachronistic for the period the order of the hatchett was active.
Anonymous No.714881137
>>714866383
>Murderer, rapist and cannibals, but with...
Congratulation you summed up Expedition forces and over all...All human history
Anonymous No.714881138 >>714881837
For me, it's Knights of Lazarus
Anonymous No.714881298 >>714890483
>>714866383
a CRESENT cross!
Anonymous No.714881424 >>714893695
>>714881039
Fads are weird no matter what century they're from
Anonymous No.714881701
>>714880994
>Crusader Kings lets you be a knight for a couple times if you're lucky while being stuck on the manager's desk.
You didn't play the game.
Anonymous No.714881837 >>714882312
>>714881138
Historically completely irrelevant, but 10/10 lore
Anonymous No.714882172 >>714882257
>>714866093 (OP)
>>>>
Anonymous No.714882257
>>714868464
>>714870708
>>714882172
Anonymous No.714882312 >>714882616
>>714881837
Wouldn't expect much since they were sending lepers into battle, but still.
Anonymous No.714882408 >>714884816
Choose, Sir Anon.
Anonymous No.714882525
Anonymous No.714882612
Anonymous No.714882616 >>714896313
>>714882312
don't let your disability to stop you.
You will make a Perfect material for Dark age edits for zoomies
Anonymous No.714882732
>>714866093 (OP)
>op didn't post mandatory theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS5uQu4zhs8
Anonymous No.714882973 >>714883243
you guys remember mordhau? that was fun...
Anonymous No.714883243 >>714883714
>>714882973
o yea that was a fad for a while. I heard no mod support and to much Competetive killed it
>>714866093 (OP)
Witcher 1 has the Order of the flaming Rose as central players. You can even work with them
Anonymous No.714883619
>>714866932
shiiiet.
Anonymous No.714883621
>>714873459
Pure kino. It's one of the very few games I'm actually looking forward to.
Anonymous No.714883714
>>714883243
Too bad their drip was downgraded in TW3
Anonymous No.714884041
>>714873459
Also not an RPG, but still Pendragon.
Anonymous No.714884648
>>714875074
Insanely cringe post unc really folding under the pressure with this one :skull emoji:
Anonymous No.714884816
>>714882408
>runescape
Anonymous No.714886845
>>714875074
explain, I know that kikes are obsessed with the holy grail which is often projected on the Crusaders by their propaganda but were the knightly orders directly working with kikes?
Anonymous No.714887062 >>714887452
>>714866589
>a game that feature vikings in a non-retarded way
The vikings TV show fucked up everything
Anonymous No.714887372 >>714887731 >>714887734 >>714888003 >>714888028 >>714888238 >>714888348 >>714896134 >>714900431
Why are right wingers obsessed with losers? the crusaders, the confederacy and nazis.
Anonymous No.714887452
>>714887062
The bottom looks so much better
Anonymous No.714887731 >>714887856 >>714888962 >>714889091
>>714887372
>crusaders
>losers
Saracen dog
Anonymous No.714887734 >>714887856
>>714887372
>Losers
Last I checked, Constantinople and Jerusalem are still firmly out of Roman and Muslim hands.
Anonymous No.714887856
>>714887731
>>714887734
the first one was the only successful. and don't deadname Istanbul like that
Anonymous No.714888003
>>714887372
>the crusaders
>
You are a damn idiot
Anonymous No.714888028 >>714888580
>>714887372
Why are left wingers so obsessed with right wingers?
Anonymous No.714888034
>>714876216
uhm the guys in OP mostly murdered fellow whites in baltics (based!)
Anonymous No.714888238 >>714888343 >>714889082 >>714889263
>>714887372
And yet it was the lefties who decided they'd sacrifice their political party for a state made by actual nazi apologists.
Anonymous No.714888343 >>714888735
>>714888238
>The heckin' left are the real racists!
please grow up
Anonymous No.714888348 >>714888580
>>714887372
But left wingers are obsessed with blacks the biggest losers of al
Anonymous No.714888580 >>714888823
>>714888028
>>714888348
Answer the question instead of doing a pathetic gotcha
Anonymous No.714888735 >>714889021
>>714888343
Explain the rise of antisemitism and anti-Indian sentiments within leftist-dominated colleges and cities that they had supposedly been purged of the chuds
Anonymous No.714888796
>muh politics
Anonymous No.714888823 >>714889021
>>714888580
Ask a question that doesn't expose you for being a hypocrite and it will be worth answering
Anonymous No.714888949 >>714889473 >>714890084
>Commandment #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill
They're all burning in hell.
Anonymous No.714888962
>>714887731
>have 9 crusades
>lose 8 of them
>act like absolute sociopath PoSs in the only one they won
yeah, they lost
Anonymous No.714889021 >>714889320
>>714888735
>rise of antisemitism
antizionism is not the same as anti antisemitism
>>714888823
cool but answer my question
Anonymous No.714889082
>>714888238
American leftists aren't actual members of the left-wing, in Europe they'd be considered rightoids with a weird gay fetish who otherwise want to roll back civil rights to pre-modern levels like what happened to Cambodia under the Khymer Rouge, one of their darlings.
Anonymous No.714889091 >>714889362 >>714889431
>>714887731
Where's the Kingdom of Jerusalem?
Anonymous No.714889263 >>714889670 >>714897936
>>714888238
>nazi apologist
lmao what
you westurd rightoid shitstains were the nazis, not the palestinians, and the little terrorist proxy base colony you use to subvert the middle east is the only thing related to nazism in the region
Anonymous No.714889320 >>714890289
>>714889021
>there is a difference between zionism and judaism
typical redditor that wont take a stance unless it's absolutely safe, try reading the talmud and kabbalah and see what all jews think of gentiles
Anonymous No.714889362
>>714889091
In our hearts and minds. That kingdom can never be surrenderer.
Anonymous No.714889431
>>714889091
Zionism is a myth made by imperial Russian propaganda through the writers of a dead feudal state, and even were it true the people targeted are Jews who are not citizens of Israel.
And that still doesn't explain the intolerance against Indian immigrants.
Anonymous No.714889473
>>714888949
>N-no it means don't MURDER! Killing and raping and pillaging in war isn't MURDER!
Anonymous No.714889670 >>714890219 >>714891035 >>714891767
>>714889263
Palestine was endorsed BY the west through the British Empire, and has Mein Kampf as a regular part of its school curriculum. It's population colonists of Arabic colonists and the descendants of the failed Kingdom of Jerusalem. They're Rhodesia complaining that the natives want to live under a government of people actually born there instead of a puppet government who would export all their wealth to imperialists.
Anonymous No.714890084 >>714890118 >>714891273 >>714891390 >>714894425
>>714888949
>Kill
*Murder
If you kill someone in self-defense, that's killing, but not murder.
Anonymous No.714890118
>>714890084
Holy two-faced kike cope
Anonymous No.714890219 >>714891421 >>714893062
>>714889670
>Actually born there
Over 40% of Palestinians are Semitic who are not allowed any social mobility because they pray to God wrong, and aren't even allowed to covert to Judaism in spite of being genetically the same race as Jews.
>Meanwhile over 10% of Israelis are ethnically Russian.
If 'the natives' wanted to be ruled by Netanyahu's slavic thugs, they wouldn't be willing to fight to the literal last citizen to prop up Hamas.
Anonymous No.714890260
>>714866932
axe knight best knight
Anonymous No.714890289 >>714890403 >>714890643 >>714890663
>>714889320
I don't care what Jews think or do, I only care that they leave Palestine, whether they all get killed or just leave doesn't concern me. I want them all out of Palestine
Anonymous No.714890403 >>714890776
>>714890289
That's literally NEVER going to happen.
Anonymous No.714890483
>>714876216
>>714881298
Christcucks gotted
And every abrahamic "religion"
Anonymous No.714890643 >>714890785
>>714890289
Sorry chud, globalism says colonialism bad, no exceptions.
Anonymous No.714890663 >>714890776
>>714890289
Less reddit posting and more and volunteering for the Red Cross then if you truly care so much
Anonymous No.714890696 >>714891038 >>714891374
Convince me beyond a doubt that every soldier that ever lived isn't boiling in a pool of his own guts and feces in hell.

You literally cannot.
Anonymous No.714890776 >>714891097
>>714890403
It WILL happen and I WILL live to see my country free
>>714890663
They don't let anyone in retard
Anonymous No.714890785
>>714890643
Colonialism caused globalism. Ship was a mistake.
Anonymous No.714891006
>>714866093 (OP)
>single handedly brings more interest into ESO’s shitty cash shop simulator of an mmo than all of their other marketing combined
>”erm actually, he’s dah bad guy…”
I’ll never not laugh at the astounding levels of retardation that Bethesda or whoever the fuck is in charge of ESO, continues to parade to the world.
Anonymous No.714891035 >>714892129 >>714894968
>>714889670
this is some bait right? Are you Isreali? This is unironically the slop they teach you there?

>has Mein Kampf as a regular part of its school curriculum
lmao, according to what fucking asspull source? I assume you took this from the same kind of Isreali sources that keep lying about beheaded babies, babies burned alive in owens, mass rapes committed by Hamas, while Isrealis are actually ripping children's head apart and burning them alive in the tens of thousands and mass raping and torturing captives, confirmed by actual evidence

> It's population colonists of Arabic colonists and the descendants of the failed Kingdom of Jerusalem
According to the same lying isreali headcanon?
According to Isreal that literally doesn't even allow widespread DNA tests?
DNA tests and remaining historic documetnation (that survived the sysetematic destruction of Israelis) proves that Palestinians are the natives of the land, and they are also the closest living descendants of the actual ancient jews living in the region, many of which were baptized after literally birthing christiantiy, and later converted to Islam, which also originated around the region.
Isrealis are a bunch of mixed ethnicity Jews, many of which don't even have some loose middle eastern origins, but even the ones who have have been inbreeding with european women since 2 millenias

(You) are "Rhodesia"
(You) are the euroturd colonialists settlers trying to ethnically cleanse or straight up genocide the natives of a region
you are a bunch of fanatic completely out of touch with reality fascists shitstains, and so are all the westurd piece of shits supporting your atrocities just so they can keep using you as some disgusting military and intel gathering base in the region that they are still trying to exploit for cheap resources
Anonymous No.714891038 >>714891683
>>714890696
God calls every Christian to be a member of his Church Militant, those who use means both martial and otherwise to spread his message and enforce his will.
Therefore, ever Christian is technically a soldier when it comes to matters of faith, and since at least a few Christians are sainted, that means soldiers do in fact go to Heaven if they soldier in a God-approved way.

I reckon it's a matter of intent more than anything: each damned person a soldier kills is someone who can no longer be saved where a lighter touch might had otherwise spared their soul, and God wants the most souls in Heaven so he would naturally not want his followers to resort to the sword firsthand.
Therefore, things like war that would maximize the chances of maximum bloodshed and reduce the ability for his followers to try to pull the reasoning card have to be maximally discouraged.
Anonymous No.714891097 >>714891280
>>714890776
And you know this how? If they can get out you can get in but rest assured the Palestinians will fucking hate you just as much as your parents
Anonymous No.714891273 >>714891390
>>714890084
Still killing. Jews lying and looking for loopholes is disgusting. Jews should be ripped apart and their matter used to make chickens better.
Anonymous No.714891280 >>714891463
>>714891097
They can't go out either retard
Anonymous No.714891374 >>714891596
>>714890696
>You literally cannot.
"Any man who would go to the holy land to fight for god can substitute this journey for all penance" Pope Urban the 2nd on the first Crusade
Anonymous No.714891380
>ragebait kike nigger incel trying to ruin a comfy knight thread
Anonymous No.714891390
>>714891273
>>714890084
Muslims attacked Europe. They deserved the purging.
Anonymous No.714891421 >>714891626
>>714890219
>Over 40% of Palestinians are Semitic
almost all palestinians are semitic you retard
Anonymous No.714891463
>>714891280
Of course they can, the jews want them out, the jews want them heading to Europe as soon as possible like all the other 40IQ browns
Anonymous No.714891496 >>714891840
>>714866093 (OP)
How does it feel to be fucking retarded, op?
Anonymous No.714891596 >>714891680
>>714891374
>Papist get out of hell free card
Doesn't work that way. I'm convinced the Catholic Church is evil.
Anonymous No.714891626 >>714892078
>>714891421
That's not what the census says:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Palestine
Anonymous No.714891680
>>714891596
I'll drink my smoothie as you burn in hell feels good
Anonymous No.714891683
>>714891038
Cathlocuck.
Anonymous No.714891720 >>714891991 >>714892079 >>714893053
>"Um actually the Catholic Church were the bad guys for wanting to take Jerusalem from the Jews"
>"WTF FREE PALESTINE THE JEWS ARE GENOCIDING ALL THE NON-JEWS"
the duality of man
Anonymous No.714891767
>>714889670
>has Mein Kampf as a regular part of its school curriculum
Holy shit. No one can be allowed to read a text promulgating pro-White rhetoric. They must be purged immediately! God bless Israel (and the US).
Anonymous No.714891840
>>714891496
>never actually gets knighted
I genuinely don’t understand why. Knightly titles were passed around quite a lot, Henry earned one 100x over, even before the second game.
Anonymous No.714891991
>>714891720
who are you quoting exactly?
Anonymous No.714892078 >>714892571
>>714891626
>That's not what the census says:
what consensus? What point are you even referring to here?
do you realize what "semitic" means? You realize that it also includes both the arabized people of the region (like the palestinians) but even the ancient arabs of the region
Anonymous No.714892079
>>714891720
It's almost like organized religion is evil or something.. if only there had been a prolific prophet during the 1st century Ad who had said as much...
Anonymous No.714892129 >>714892928
>>714891035
NTA but Rhodesia consisted half out of the natives trying to keep the retarded Zimbabwe government from driving out the whites because they were the only ones who knew how to run its infrastructure, and the left setting up the precedent of any faggy group claiming native supremacy is what directly led to the Israel problem in the first place.

Reap what you sow, bitch.
Anonymous No.714892571
>>714892078
Semetic in the sense of being the original inhabitants, else you can claim the Germans have a right to France or the Russians have a right to Ukraine because they're all Indo-European.
Anonymous No.714892820
>>714866381
Kingdom of Grenada was diplomatically isolated from all the other ones. If anything it's pathetic how long it took for the stupid spaniards to gain back their land.
Anonymous No.714892928 >>714893091 >>714893304 >>714893678 >>714895613
>>714892129
just like 99% of westurds, you are way too fucking brainwashed by your hypocrite media/education to not believe anything else other than your country's mandated slop narratives

blaming the suffering on "all those stpuid socialist revolutionaries defeating poor colonialists/apartheid/fascists" only makes sense if you genuinely ignore the insanely colossal amount of atrocities the west committed and keeps committing against any country (especially socialists ones) that dare to oppose the west's exploitation
the westurd empire's days are numbered tho. You can no longer contain China or even defeat them anymore in a war, and the world is with china. Your underpaid resource taps from the global south will dry up and you will suffocate under your own debt. This will happen under your lifetime.
Anonymous No.714892987 >>714893063
>/his/pol/ thread outside of their respective boards
>Literally NOTHING will happen to this thread
I'm sick of both the faggots who use this website and the ones who supposedly "RUN" it.
Anonymous No.714893053
>>714891720
If the papacy had held control of Jerusalem into the present day it probably would had turned the region's culture into a facsimile of South America/Italy's.
None of the batshit violence the Jews or Muslims are doing, but organized crime gangs dealing in illicit substances warring with each other in the narrows out of sight of the touristy spots.
Kind of thing that happens in every Catholic-majority country.
Anonymous No.714893062
>>714890219
>the same race as Jews.
They aren't, and if you told them this you would be killed
Anonymous No.714893063 >>714893158
>>714892987
I'd take this thread over predatory anime goonerbait #254
Anonymous No.714893091 >>714894572
>>714892928
>Brownoid yells at westerners about believing "propaganda" whilst spewing the propaganda that he himself believes
Anonymous No.714893102 >>714902790
>>714866212
OP means REAL historical knights, not fantasy faggots in armor
Anonymous No.714893158
>>714893063
Fair enough point.
Anonymous No.714893239 >>714893419 >>714893617
Where’s a good place to start if I want to get into learning more about Medieval history?
Anonymous No.714893304
>>714892928
Idiot in ghana they literally had a protest outside of south african embessy after news that the s.a goverment was going to take the land from whites, since they dont want the prices for food to rise up
Anonymous No.714893419
>>714893239
The Bible
Anonymous No.714893514
>>714866093 (OP)
>main character and the WAY cooler party that has to die saving his ass
Anonymous No.714893612 >>714893929
>>714866381
Some crusades were absolute bullshit, though. Like the Albigensian aka Cathar crusade.
Anonymous No.714893617
>>714893239
A good place to start is asking anons on 4chan questions about medieval history
Anonymous No.714893662
1257 AD mod for Warband had a whole bunch of cool knightood orders. You could build a chapel for them in your manor and it would allow you to recruit a couple of them into your army. They kicked ass HARD.
Anonymous No.714893668
>>714866589
Mount and Blade sort of gives you that feeling
but its from like 15 years ago
Anonymous No.714893678 >>714895701
>>714892928
Newsflash: the West sees YOU as the colonialists/apartheid/fascists nigger, and without their aid all you can hope for is a slow death at the hands of the Jews who overmatch you in the political correctness game because while they are also mostly immigrants with a choir of natives paid into agreeing with their statements, they do not intend to curtain those precious women's rights or throw fags off windows.
Not even the other Arab powers are willing to deal with your ass after you tried to take over Jordan when they attempted to offer aid.
"Fighting against colonialsm", amirite?
>China
Pick a country that didn't decide to tie its economy to the West.
Anonymous No.714893695
>>714881424
I can see a purpose to it, your weapon slips from your grip while fighting but doesn't fall on the ground and maybe get lost because it's hanging from you.
Anonymous No.714893823
>All this monkey jabberin' about African nations
The South African Border War was kino.
Anonymous No.714893905 >>714894276
>>714866093 (OP)
Knight in the Woods
Five Knights at Freddy's
Anonymous No.714893929
>>714893612
>Like the Albigensian aka Cathar crusade.
They were fucked because they threatened Church's authority and then the Crown jumped onboard to clean house.
Anonymous No.714894276
>>714893905
>Sir Frederick Fazheim III
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFJHJYw5Tc
Anonymous No.714894425
>>714890084
>it was self defense against the white pagans in the baltics that's why we genocided them
>it was self defense against orthodox Christians, thats why we raped and pillaged Constantinople
fucking kike
Anonymous No.714894572 >>714898370
>>714893091
>no u are propagandized
the westruds are the one who are living and breathing misconceptions about others anon, the rest of the world doesn't have misconceptions about you

you are so fucking retardedly brainwashed, 99% of westerners unironically believe that the middle east was always some "war filled" region or full of "terrorism", even tho it literally fucking wasn't at all, it didn't have a tenth of the wars that Europe had, and there was literally no terrorism in the middle east before your imported colony Isreal started doing terrorism, and there was no islamic fundamentalist terrorism until you westurds started training and funding radicals to overthrow socialist governments in the region, starting with Afghanistan, and just recently happened with Syria

you unironically believe shit like social credit score is real, because all the lie spreading media slop aroudn you is telling you it's real, you eat all that shit up, even tho it was never fucking real. Meanwhile people in your countries are unironically getting jailed and recognized as terrorists for protesting a literal genocide your govs are supporting, and you can literally get detained from america as a foreigner if they find a fucking meme in your phone making fun of a US politician.

again, you don't realize the insane amount of propaganda you are under, not just from one side but both. You have no fucking "left", just a bunch of farrighties rewriting the meaning of left and right to include imperialist piece of shits in the left like the democrats or labour as long as they tolerate local gays and blacks
Anonymous No.714894660 >>714907462
The bane of all Al-Andalusian moors
Anonymous No.714894968
>>714891035
>babies burned alive in owens
>owens

I see you, dinkelwasser.
Anonymous No.714895613 >>714898130
>>714892928
>China
>Socialist
China was communist only during Mao and Hua Guofeng. Deng saw what communism did during the cultural revolution and realized that It's a retarded system and bassicaly switched to controlled capitalism
Anonymous No.714895701 >>714896234
>>714893678
the west is the absolute moral shithole of earth, and the shining pinnacle of that moral shithole, the culmination of everything the west stands for, is Isreal
a PoS settler colony, ethnically cleansing and genociding the natives who were living there peacefully before them, mass raping and torturing said natives who dare to resist, while whitewashing your own history as some cultured highground in a land of savages, helped by other westurd echochamber with the same shitstain of a history, ensuring that all brainwashed westoids will eat up this shit and believe that westerners are the moral paragons of the world, instead of the absolute lowest form of selfish sociopath piece of shits
oh yeah, and Isreal's biggest inmort is fucking blood daimonds from congo, one of the many countries they helped destabilize with the west to keep them under western exploitation. Just putting a cherry in top of making Isreal a shining example of westurd civilization

noone fucking cares what the west "sees" becasue the west doesn't "see" shit, they are gaslighting whatever the fuck they want to push any narrative down on people's throats that gives them some artificial moral justificaiton to keep the world under a globall aparthheid

the rest of the world Sees through your shit, they were just not powerful enough to retaliate. The clock is ticking tho

>Pick a country that didn't decide to tie its economy to the West.
the west needs china far more than the other way around. China is making friends with the entire world, you have no fucking friends, only yourselves, and all of you rely on underpaying others to keep up your wealthy lifestyles, but that shit will gradually end in a decade or two.
Anonymous No.714896134
>>714887372
The crusader thing is really funny. They lost nearly all their fights against the egyptians in the levant. Imagine temolars being the poster boy for tough guy knights and jobbing throughout your entire career and being only known for being really good bankers and merchants.
Anonymous No.714896234
>>714895701
>China is making friends with the entire world, you have no fucking friends, only yourselves, and all of you rely on underpaying others to keep up your wealthy lifestyles, but that shit will gradually end in a decade or two.
funny then why does everyone want's to go to the west and not everywhere else?
>ethnically cleansing and genociding the natives who were living there peacefully before them
You have no clue about arab history
Also Israel IS a beacon of civilization there. Compared to it's neighbors
>Muh Iran
I have no Sympathy for these Fundamentalist Shits
Anonymous No.714896313
>>714882616
>beats the shit out of Saladin at the age of 16
the middle east could have been so different if he didn't were a leper
Anonymous No.714896314 >>714896536 >>714896993
>>714871598
that's a black templar.
Anonymous No.714896536 >>714897445
>>714896314
this is a dark angel.
Anonymous No.714896640 >>714896931
>Thread will die a WH40K autist death
Good. Better than it deserves.
Anonymous No.714896931
>>714896640
have a horse armour as a goodbye
Anonymous No.714896993 >>714897378
>>714896314
The Black Templars are awesome.
The best knight chapter
Anonymous No.714897378 >>714897445 >>714897909
>>714896993
Yea no Dark Angels do "Knights in Space" shtick way better. Black Templars are bassicaly "Hey wanna paint your minis black but don't want to play chaos?"
Anonymous No.714897445
>>714896536
>>714897378
wish dark angels were red, red is better than green
Anonymous No.714897461
>>714868464
but this is a horse archery simulator
Anonymous No.714897909
>>714897378
Black Templars are like a religious order, Dark Angels are like a chivalric order
Anonymous No.714897936 >>714900283
>>714889263
there is literally a store called 'Hitler 2' in Gaza. or was it might have been blown to by now
Anonymous No.714898056
>>714877850
It literally doesn’t. Bohemia stopped recognising noble bastards as noble in the 12th century or so. Even the bastard son of Prokop of Luxembourg, a cousin of Sigismund and Wenceslas IV, was forced to become a priest to make sure he’d never inherit shit. He was the last male heir of the royal Luxembourg line and the society still refused to acknowledge him.
Anonymous No.714898130
>>714895613
ah yes, the good old westoids cope
I wonder why literally every large population capitalist country that wasn't some ex colonialist country is still poor as fuck except for china. Surely it has nothing to do with Mao rapidly fixing the country's life expectancy, literacy rates, housing and morals first before they focused on producing goods, and it surely has nothing to do with this current "non-socialist, turbo capitalist" china still owning the country's banking system, heavy industries or not letting billionaries gain political power and dictate policies
Anonymous No.714898368 >>714904724
>>714866589
That sounds fucking boring. Let me just smack goblins and dragons with a really big sword or shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.714898370
>>714894572
unironically based
Anonymous No.714898910 >>714899087
This is a fun knights game
Anonymous No.714899087
>>714898910
No its not. Stop lying on the internet.
Anonymous No.714900283 >>714900547
>>714897936
you will cry about one racist fucko while pretending that the literal thousands of times more examples of isrealis showing extreme racism is unfair cherry picking that isn't representative of their culture
I remember an Isreali poll that questioned locals if they think peaceful coegsistence could work. Most palestinians expressed concern that they don't think isrealis will accept them in, while most Isrealis expressed that they don't want their tax to be wasted on the education /healthcare of "these people".
meanwhile current polls show that around 82% of isrealis agree with the genocidal narrative that there are no innocents in Gaza, support the ethnic cleansing, and around 60% of them even support starving them out completely. It's an insanely fucked up sociopath fascists echochamber that western media is breaking a sweat trying to whitewash, even the most "liberal" ""leftists"" news sources deliberately only showing an extremely tiny fraction of Isreal's atrociteis while exaggerating or even using made up atrociteis of palestinian ones to try keep the narrative as a "complex, both sides issue"
Anonymous No.714900431 >>714900923
>>714887372
>Northern crusades won
>Iberian crusades won
2/3 sounds pretty good to me
Anonymous No.714900456
>communism
>40k
I'm sorry, OP.
Anonymous No.714900535
>>714866932
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
Anonymous No.714900547 >>714901530
>>714900283
I think maybe we should stop sending Israel money and see how they survive.


Protip: They won't

Was Israel always this genocidal? I can't imagine living near a place that always wants your kind dead.
Anonymous No.714900923 >>714901417
>>714900431
>Northern crusades
Russkies literally btfo the teutonic knights thoughbeit
Anonymous No.714901231
>>714867876
what if all of that but also everyone has leprosy and/or gives hospice to lepers
Anonymous No.714901247
>>714873559
Isn't that where the original door stuck happened?
Anonymous No.714901417 >>714901648
>>714900923
Yeah. They beat them so harde entire region is Orthodox now.
Anonymous No.714901530
>>714900547
Jordanians are kind of chilling.
When Israel and Iran were exchanging missiles Jordanians were making AESTTHETIC photos
Anonymous No.714901648
>>714901417
Hey man just going by military feats. The slavs were also christians btw. But crusaders love nothing but attacking fellow christians.
Anonymous No.714901732
>>714866093 (OP)
>Diablo 4, game about slaying demons.
>Still no crusader class.

They are seriously fucking retarded aren't they?
Anonymous No.714902790
>>714893102
then you still have kingdom coom and mount & blade
Anonymous No.714903120 >>714906263
>>714866150
>>714866323
>>714866093 (OP)
Ideal Knight game would be alternating between warring/questing and managing your estate and politicking. Like if you mixed Kingdom Come with Crusader Kings.
Anonymous No.714903376
>>714866932
Roll thy
Anonymous No.714903705
>>714866932
Let's roll!
Anonymous No.714904512
>>714866381
Only after the First Council of the Lateran in 1123, fighting in the reconquista automatically made you a crusader.
Anonymous No.714904724 >>714905583
>>714898368
stfu generic fantasy fag
Anonymous No.714905221
>>714866495
you're being sarcastic but very, very few games have decent mounted combat, and of those only one allows you to be a knight, M&B. it's a shame that Elden Ring teases you with horseback attacks but then they're shitty and you get that goat donkey instead of one of the majestic steeds seemingly available to half of the enemies, but at least it has mounted-oriented bosses which puts it a cut above most other games with horses.
Anonymous No.714905583
>>714904724
nta but "subversive, edgy, UM ACTUALLY CREATIVE NOT GENERIC" fantasy was the gayest era of all time and led to WoW pauldrons and the retarded GoW style plastic-looking Rob Liefeld weapons in every game. when I was a kid I was desperate for anything with regular swords and regular dragons and even though that's supposedly """generic""" and """played out""" it was nowhere to be found for like 15 years between 1995 and 2010 or so. fuck dark souls but also thank God for dark souls.
Anonymous No.714906263
>>714903120
it could be that you manage your fief and choose what battles to take part in personally and which to """auto-resolve""" kind of like Dynasty Warriors but with better combat and a fully realized court ranking system where you go from lancer to knight to duke etc etc.
Anonymous No.714907462 >>714908584
>>714894660
Redpill me on this nigga, he seems cool
Anonymous No.714908584
>>714907462
it's just your average iberian male