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Anonymous No.714871182 [Report] >>714871268 >>714871380 >>714871718 >>714871841 >>714871972 >>714872489 >>714873057 >>714873163 >>714874015 >>714874074 >>714874968 >>714876726 >>714876971 >>714877273 >>714877593 >>714877853 >>714877909 >>714878787 >>714878905 >>714879050 >>714880143 >>714880607 >>714881214 >>714881913 >>714882116 >>714883148 >>714884007 >>714884484 >>714884542 >>714885843 >>714885961 >>714886678 >>714886819 >>714887765 >>714887841
Heres your Nintendo direct leak bros
Anonymous No.714871268 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
where's big maring
Anonymous No.714871316 [Report]
I WON
Anonymous No.714871380 [Report] >>714873020 >>714873305 >>714873748 >>714874996 >>714877367 >>714885843
>>714871182 (OP)
Earthbound claymation remake directed by Toby Fox has gotta be like like the platonic ideal of fake Direct leak shit
Anonymous No.714871718 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
Not reading
Why the fuck would you green text the entire post?
Anonymous No.714871841 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
I hate that leaks here are right like 1% of the time so I feel obligated to read this bullshit in case it's true
Anonymous No.714871972 [Report] >>714874981
>>714871182 (OP)
You lost me at Mario Sunshine and you really lost me at Deltarune in Smash Bros
Anonymous No.714872309 [Report]
>nintendo re-releasing prime 2
idk if i believe it
Anonymous No.714872489 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>Direct opens with five nights at freddies
Stopped reading there, most obvious bullshit leak
Anonymous No.714873020 [Report] >>714873232 >>714873443 >>714876809 >>714883708
>>714871380
Would it work?
Earthbound but hylics?
I can pucture some of the characters easily enough but the world itself might not translate well.
Anonymous No.714873057 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>could see it happening
>not completely impossible
>an update is practically guaranteed at some point
>not impossible, good likelihood
>likely, can definitely see Sakurai putting in extra work for Kirby Air Ride
>Smash port is possible, a fighter pass with those characters is extremely unlikely
>not impossible, kinda doubt the graphic upgrades part
>not really that weird, but I doubt the latter part
>some kind of Pokemon announcement is basically guaranteed
>not impossible
>sounds likely, but I doubt they're going to touch Paper Mario for some time
>former is guaranteed, latter sounds unlikely
>skip
>doubt
>surprisingly, this actually sounds kind of realistic imho, though Toby would most likely only contribute a song or two
5/10, some claims are too wild, put in too many first-party titles. See me after class.
Anonymous No.714873163 [Report] >>714873262 >>714877825 >>714878124
>>714871182 (OP)
>make fake leak
>its all a load of worthless shit
lol. WHERE IS THE ZELDA. NINTENDO CONSOLE = ZELDA TAX.
Anonymous No.714873232 [Report]
>>714873020
Absolutely not, Toby is not the right person to make a new Mother game, he is not able to understand and transmit the Asian worldview and it should be left to the Japanese. He can make his own tumblr gender bender OC donut steal crap all he wants though
Anonymous No.714873262 [Report] >>714873428
>>714873163
Donkey Kong and Kirby are the mascots for the switch 2. Mario and Zelda reached brand power last gen and need a break
Anonymous No.714873305 [Report] >>714873781 >>714878207
>>714871380
It was honestly believeable until that and there is zero chance of an official mother 3 with english translation
Anonymous No.714873368 [Report] >>714877546
the real leaks always contain the most boring shit nobody cares about so this is truely fake
Anonymous No.714873428 [Report] >>714878124
>>714873262
shant be buying switch 2 until it gets a new Zelda game. And not some shitty hyrule warriors crap.
Anonymous No.714873443 [Report]
>>714873020
No. Toby has a great unique vibe but he is incapable of capturing Itoi’s energy
Anonymous No.714873738 [Report]
Eric wouldnt survive such a based direct. I hope its real
Anonymous No.714873748 [Report]
>>714871380
To be fair, it says "involved with", not "directed by". He would probably have the exact same amount of involvement as with Pokemon S&S: producing a single song.
Anonymous No.714873781 [Report] >>714873906
>>714873305
Basically this. People that have no
Idea what’s in it don’t understand. Nintendo would never officially release that nowadays in this current tranny culture.
Anonymous No.714873906 [Report]
>>714873781
I don't think they're even brave enough for the dead mom in this day and age
Anonymous No.714874015 [Report] >>714874197
>>714871182 (OP)
The first sentence is already fake as fuck. You can tell this was made by a FNAF retard who thinks that that shit is important enough to open a Direct
Anonymous No.714874074 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>here's your fanfic bros
ftfy
Anonymous No.714874197 [Report]
>>714874015
I think it has opened at least one playstation show, I know not the same evens but still.
Anonymous No.714874598 [Report] >>714886523
I'm not reading all that, is there Fire Emblem?
Anonymous No.714874968 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
here's your non-existent virtual 4chan post that i got from some xitter grifter faggot, bro
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/529658230/#529662662
(that's from october 2020)
Anonymous No.714874981 [Report] >>714875353
>>714871972
I ain't reading all that shit in OPs image but I would be shocked if there's not some sort of deltarune representation in the next smash, maybe not anything on the level of what ultimate got but for undertale there will be something
Anonymous No.714874996 [Report]
>>714871380
If Nintendo actually lets that hack touch the Mother IP because "doood, his games look like our games!" then they truly have bleed out their veteran talent.
Anonymous No.714875141 [Report] >>714878120
Obviously fake.

There's no Silksong mention.
Anonymous No.714875353 [Report]
>>714874981
Lancer assist trophy.
Anonymous No.714876228 [Report]
>529662662
>from yesterday
>we are at 70000000+ posts today
Come on now
Anonymous No.714876463 [Report]
If the Switch 2 is so good, why resort to fake leaks for entertainment?
Anonymous No.714876518 [Report]
Thank you for putting the bullshit at the bottom so I didn't have to bother reading the rest
Anonymous No.714876607 [Report]
Lmao biggest load of shit leak i've seen
Anonymous No.714876726 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>No Fire Emblem
That's how you know it's real.
Anonymous No.714876809 [Report]
>>714873020
Let's put it this way: Mason Lindroth would be better suited at making a claymation Earthbound than Toby
It's all bullshit though, this might as well be the open world starfox """leak""" game people were clowning on a few years back
Anonymous No.714876971 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
Sakurai actually coming out and working on two projects seems silly yet kinda possible

>Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition

I’ll probably just stick to mods or fan games
Anonymous No.714877273 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>Geno
>Mother 3
>Mainline Pokemon NSO
IF'N YOU AIN'T THE GRANDADDY OF ALL LIARS
Anonymous No.714877367 [Report]
>>714871380
Earthbound Beginnings deserves the remake treatment more desu
Anonymous No.714877546 [Report]
>>714873368
yeah if there's not ports of crap like cyberpunk and ass creed and a bunch of indie shit then it's not real. Directs usually only have 1 actual new game worth watching them for
Anonymous No.714877593 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
Why would someone type up such gibberish and post it on a mongolian basketweaving forum?
Anonymous No.714877825 [Report]
>>714873163
TotK JUST came out, anon. We're not getting mainline zelda until a mid-cycle holiday season. November 2027 at the earliest.
Anonymous No.714877853 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>geno in smash
Anonymous No.714877909 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>No propers splatoon
But i want to play splatoon with the fucking mouse
Anonymous No.714878120 [Report]
>>714875141
bro
Anonymous No.714878124 [Report]
>>714873428
>>714873163
Shut your entitled ass up bitch, you already had the Switch 1 Era to yourself
Anonymous No.714878207 [Report]
>>714873305
>It was honestly believeable until that

Motherfucker you cannot be serious.
Anonymous No.714878472 [Report]
People have been making fake Directs for over a decade, are fleeting (You)s really this addicting for people to waste this much time on this shit?
Anonymous No.714878787 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>new sunshine
>ZZZ
Will boughted if real
Anonymous No.714878905 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
actually the worst thing I've ever read
Anonymous No.714879050 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>deltarune in smash
Anonymous No.714880143 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>FNAF, Deltarune shit, Mother 3 as important announcements
you can tell which kind of troon indiesloper made this post
Anonymous No.714880607 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>geno in smash
>mother 3
op is fake a gay just like his mom
Anonymous No.714881214 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
GUYS
Anonymous No.714881913 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
I predict the swtch2 will get a new mario game and a new pokemon game. Screencap this post.
Anonymous No.714882116 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>Smash again after Sakurai cried bloody whine tears about wanting a break from Smash
>Air Riders ain't even done yet
Lies.
Anonymous No.714883148 [Report] >>714883406
>>714871182 (OP)
The most unrealistic part of this "leak" is Sakurai including Rick, Kine, & Coo since his ego REFUSES to let him acknowledge the Dark Matter Trilogy
Anonymous No.714883406 [Report] >>714883857
>>714883148
Im sure sakurai was the one who came up with that trilogy, since it started with Kirby's adventure.

But yeah, KARs will be the final test for the man, if he refuses to recognize any other characters except for his, it might end up being the worst kirby game in history.
Anonymous No.714883708 [Report]
>>714873020
Cobysoft guy could probably do it with his style. But he's still working on his game that may or may not be in development hell of it's own.
Anonymous No.714883857 [Report]
>>714883406
The trilogy starts with Kirby's Dream Land 2
then Dream Land 3
then Crystal Shards
Sakurai did not work on any of these three entries
Anonymous No.714884007 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>July direct
Sure
>opens with FNAF
Doubtful. Nintendo gives off a certain image, and they can have horror games but they wouldn't start with one.
>new Mario Sunshine
Heavy doubt since that'd just be absurd for Mario. It'd be more likely for Mario 128 to spontaneously come into existnece.
>Bananza update for World
Expected.
>Genshin Impact
Sure.
>Kirby Air Ride
Obvious.
>Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition
Sure.
>Brand new fighter pass
Bit doubtful
>Geno
lol
>Ring Fit Trainer
You can't even play that game on Switch 2
>Shadow
lol
>Fun Gang
lol

>Personashit
Sure.
>Reworked Galaxy 1+2
Nope.
>Pokemon mainline on NSO
Literally never happening.
>Paper Mario gimmick game
Nope.
>Metroid Prime 4
Yeah, obvious-
>October 30th
Overshot hard
>Prime 2 & 3
Nope.
>FF7R
>free upgrade
Really...
>Earthbound remake
Ultimate fake direct bait
>Mother 3 on NSO
ULTIMATE fake direct bait
>Toby Fox will be involved
ULTIMATE FAKE DIRECT BAIT
Anonymous No.714884181 [Report]
>New Mario game and they open with FNAF
Seems believable
Anonymous No.714884484 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
Way too hopeful. Seen it dozens of times.
This is an autistic wishlist, not a leak.
Anonymous No.714884542 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
come on op, is it really that hard to make an undershit thread if you wanted to do one?
Anonymous No.714885843 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>>714871380
It's so gay I'd believe it.
Anonymous No.714885961 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
Not that I believe this larp, but I would think the main reason to merge Galaxy 1 & 2 would be how fucking awful the map system was in 2; you'd constantly get kicked out of levels like all the 3D Marios up to that point, but instead of just jumping back in you'd have to go talk to that big purple Luma, then navigate across the map, only to enter a level and get kicked back out again just to go through the same damn loop. It was fucking tedious as shit and I don't understand how it ever shipped in that state.
Anonymous No.714886268 [Report] >>714886663
Not one eyebrow raised comment about how the post is missing anything from Monolith Soft.

Man, shows how little presence Monolith has within the Nintendo community even though they're first-party.

Nintendo fans only seem to care about them when they hear news they've worked on Zelda or Mario.
Anonymous No.714886523 [Report] >>714886638 >>714886647
>>714874598
>I'm not reading all that, is there Fire Emblem?
Not even mentioned so you know it's fake
Anonymous No.714886638 [Report]
>>714886523
If it's not mentioned it's real
Anonymous No.714886647 [Report]
>>714886523
The fake ones always fail to mention Monolithsoft or Fire Emblem.
Anonymous No.714886663 [Report] >>714887147
>>714886268
I mean aside from open-world assistance what else do they do aside from xenoblade? Kinda the only thing they put out, not like you’e getting something new from them each year
Anonymous No.714886678 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
>0 mention of any literal who indie farming, cooking game, and any other simulators you could think of
>no mention of ports of PS4/Xbone games
>no mention of ports of old-ass well-known non-nintendo games from the 90s
whoever made this leak is unemployed and has 0 social life outside of his discord friends
Anonymous No.714886819 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
Anonymous No.714887147 [Report]
>>714886663
Yeah, Xenoblade isn't for everyone. Hope their next game is a new IP with mass appeal.
Anonymous No.714887765 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
fake, nobody ever complained about the "story" of either galaxy games, other than about getting caught in rosalina's storytime trap room unexpectedly
Anonymous No.714887841 [Report]
>>714871182 (OP)
It kept getting more and more ridiculous. After Paper Mario: Peculiar Pencils I couldn't read any more of this horseshit.