Heres your Nintendo direct leak bros

>>714871182 (OP)
where's big maring

I WON

>>714871182 (OP)
Earthbound claymation remake directed by Toby Fox has gotta be like like the platonic ideal of fake Direct leak shit

>>714871182 (OP)
Not reading
Why the fuck would you green text the entire post?

>>714871182 (OP)
I hate that leaks here are right like 1% of the time so I feel obligated to read this bullshit in case it's true

>>714871182 (OP)
You lost me at Mario Sunshine and you really lost me at Deltarune in Smash Bros

>nintendo re-releasing prime 2
idk if i believe it

>>714871182 (OP)
>Direct opens with five nights at freddies
Stopped reading there, most obvious bullshit leak

>>714871380
Would it work?
Earthbound but hylics?
I can pucture some of the characters easily enough but the world itself might not translate well.

>>714871182 (OP)
>could see it happening
>not completely impossible
>an update is practically guaranteed at some point
>not impossible, good likelihood
>likely, can definitely see Sakurai putting in extra work for Kirby Air Ride
>Smash port is possible, a fighter pass with those characters is extremely unlikely
>not impossible, kinda doubt the graphic upgrades part
>not really that weird, but I doubt the latter part
>some kind of Pokemon announcement is basically guaranteed
>not impossible
>sounds likely, but I doubt they're going to touch Paper Mario for some time
>former is guaranteed, latter sounds unlikely
>skip
>doubt
>surprisingly, this actually sounds kind of realistic imho, though Toby would most likely only contribute a song or two
5/10, some claims are too wild, put in too many first-party titles. See me after class.

>>714871182 (OP)
>make fake leak
>its all a load of worthless shit
lol. WHERE IS THE ZELDA. NINTENDO CONSOLE = ZELDA TAX.

>>714873020
Absolutely not, Toby is not the right person to make a new Mother game, he is not able to understand and transmit the Asian worldview and it should be left to the Japanese. He can make his own tumblr gender bender OC donut steal crap all he wants though

>>714873163
Donkey Kong and Kirby are the mascots for the switch 2. Mario and Zelda reached brand power last gen and need a break

>>714871380
It was honestly believeable until that and there is zero chance of an official mother 3 with english translation

the real leaks always contain the most boring shit nobody cares about so this is truely fake

>>714873262
shant be buying switch 2 until it gets a new Zelda game. And not some shitty hyrule warriors crap.

>>714873020
No. Toby has a great unique vibe but he is incapable of capturing Itoi’s energy

Eric wouldnt survive such a based direct. I hope its real

>>714871380
To be fair, it says "involved with", not "directed by". He would probably have the exact same amount of involvement as with Pokemon S&S: producing a single song.

>>714873305
Basically this. People that have no
Idea what’s in it don’t understand. Nintendo would never officially release that nowadays in this current tranny culture.

>>714873781
I don't think they're even brave enough for the dead mom in this day and age

>>714871182 (OP)
The first sentence is already fake as fuck. You can tell this was made by a FNAF retard who thinks that that shit is important enough to open a Direct

>>714871182 (OP)
>here's your fanfic bros
ftfy

>>714874015
I think it has opened at least one playstation show, I know not the same evens but still.

I'm not reading all that, is there Fire Emblem?

>>714871182 (OP)
here's your non-existent virtual 4chan post that i got from some xitter grifter faggot, bro
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/529658230/#529662662
(that's from october 2020)

>>714871972
I ain't reading all that shit in OPs image but I would be shocked if there's not some sort of deltarune representation in the next smash, maybe not anything on the level of what ultimate got but for undertale there will be something

>>714871380
If Nintendo actually lets that hack touch the Mother IP because "doood, his games look like our games!" then they truly have bleed out their veteran talent.

Obviously fake.

There's no Silksong mention.

>>714874981
Lancer assist trophy.

>529662662
>from yesterday
>we are at 70000000+ posts today
Come on now

If the Switch 2 is so good, why resort to fake leaks for entertainment?

Thank you for putting the bullshit at the bottom so I didn't have to bother reading the rest

Lmao biggest load of shit leak i've seen

>>714871182 (OP)
>No Fire Emblem
That's how you know it's real.

>>714873020
Let's put it this way: Mason Lindroth would be better suited at making a claymation Earthbound than Toby
It's all bullshit though, this might as well be the open world starfox """leak""" game people were clowning on a few years back

>>714871182 (OP)
Sakurai actually coming out and working on two projects seems silly yet kinda possible

>Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition

I’ll probably just stick to mods or fan games

>>714871182 (OP)
>Geno
>Mother 3
>Mainline Pokemon NSO
IF'N YOU AIN'T THE GRANDADDY OF ALL LIARS

>>714871380
Earthbound Beginnings deserves the remake treatment more desu

>>714873368
yeah if there's not ports of crap like cyberpunk and ass creed and a bunch of indie shit then it's not real. Directs usually only have 1 actual new game worth watching them for

>>714871182 (OP)
Why would someone type up such gibberish and post it on a mongolian basketweaving forum?

>>714873163
TotK JUST came out, anon. We're not getting mainline zelda until a mid-cycle holiday season. November 2027 at the earliest.

>>714871182 (OP)
>geno in smash

>>714871182 (OP)
>No propers splatoon
But i want to play splatoon with the fucking mouse

>>714875141
bro

>>714873428
>>714873163
Shut your entitled ass up bitch, you already had the Switch 1 Era to yourself

>>714873305
>It was honestly believeable until that

Motherfucker you cannot be serious.

People have been making fake Directs for over a decade, are fleeting (You)s really this addicting for people to waste this much time on this shit?

>>714871182 (OP)
>new sunshine
>ZZZ
Will boughted if real

>>714871182 (OP)
actually the worst thing I've ever read

>>714871182 (OP)
>deltarune in smash

>>714871182 (OP)
>FNAF, Deltarune shit, Mother 3 as important announcements
you can tell which kind of troon indiesloper made this post

>>714871182 (OP)
>geno in smash
>mother 3
op is fake a gay just like his mom

>>714871182 (OP)
GUYS

>>714871182 (OP)
I predict the swtch2 will get a new mario game and a new pokemon game. Screencap this post.

>>714871182 (OP)
>Smash again after Sakurai cried bloody whine tears about wanting a break from Smash
>Air Riders ain't even done yet
Lies.

>>714871182 (OP)
The most unrealistic part of this "leak" is Sakurai including Rick, Kine, & Coo since his ego REFUSES to let him acknowledge the Dark Matter Trilogy

>>714883148
Im sure sakurai was the one who came up with that trilogy, since it started with Kirby's adventure.

But yeah, KARs will be the final test for the man, if he refuses to recognize any other characters except for his, it might end up being the worst kirby game in history.

>>714873020
Cobysoft guy could probably do it with his style. But he's still working on his game that may or may not be in development hell of it's own.

>>714883406
The trilogy starts with Kirby's Dream Land 2
then Dream Land 3
then Crystal Shards
Sakurai did not work on any of these three entries

>>714871182 (OP)
>July direct
Sure
>opens with FNAF
Doubtful. Nintendo gives off a certain image, and they can have horror games but they wouldn't start with one.
>new Mario Sunshine
Heavy doubt since that'd just be absurd for Mario. It'd be more likely for Mario 128 to spontaneously come into existnece.
>Bananza update for World
Expected.
>Genshin Impact
Sure.
>Kirby Air Ride
Obvious.
>Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition
Sure.
>Brand new fighter pass
Bit doubtful
>Geno
lol
>Ring Fit Trainer
You can't even play that game on Switch 2
>Shadow
lol
>Fun Gang
lol

>Personashit
Sure.
>Reworked Galaxy 1+2
Nope.
>Pokemon mainline on NSO
Literally never happening.
>Paper Mario gimmick game
Nope.
>Metroid Prime 4
Yeah, obvious-
>October 30th
Overshot hard
>Prime 2 & 3
Nope.
>FF7R
>free upgrade
Really...
>Earthbound remake
Ultimate fake direct bait
>Mother 3 on NSO
ULTIMATE fake direct bait
>Toby Fox will be involved
ULTIMATE FAKE DIRECT BAIT

>New Mario game and they open with FNAF
Seems believable

>>714871182 (OP)
Way too hopeful. Seen it dozens of times.
This is an autistic wishlist, not a leak.

>>714871182 (OP)
come on op, is it really that hard to make an undershit thread if you wanted to do one?

>>714871182 (OP)
>>714871380
It's so gay I'd believe it.

>>714871182 (OP)
Not that I believe this larp, but I would think the main reason to merge Galaxy 1 & 2 would be how fucking awful the map system was in 2; you'd constantly get kicked out of levels like all the 3D Marios up to that point, but instead of just jumping back in you'd have to go talk to that big purple Luma, then navigate across the map, only to enter a level and get kicked back out again just to go through the same damn loop. It was fucking tedious as shit and I don't understand how it ever shipped in that state.

Not one eyebrow raised comment about how the post is missing anything from Monolith Soft.

Man, shows how little presence Monolith has within the Nintendo community even though they're first-party.

Nintendo fans only seem to care about them when they hear news they've worked on Zelda or Mario.

>>714874598
>I'm not reading all that, is there Fire Emblem?
Not even mentioned so you know it's fake

>>714886523
If it's not mentioned it's real

>>714886523
The fake ones always fail to mention Monolithsoft or Fire Emblem.

>>714886268
I mean aside from open-world assistance what else do they do aside from xenoblade? Kinda the only thing they put out, not like you’e getting something new from them each year

>>714871182 (OP)
>0 mention of any literal who indie farming, cooking game, and any other simulators you could think of
>no mention of ports of PS4/Xbone games
>no mention of ports of old-ass well-known non-nintendo games from the 90s
whoever made this leak is unemployed and has 0 social life outside of his discord friends

>>714871182 (OP)

>>714886663
Yeah, Xenoblade isn't for everyone. Hope their next game is a new IP with mass appeal.

>>714871182 (OP)
fake, nobody ever complained about the "story" of either galaxy games, other than about getting caught in rosalina's storytime trap room unexpectedly

>>714871182 (OP)
It kept getting more and more ridiculous. After Paper Mario: Peculiar Pencils I couldn't read any more of this horseshit.