How would you escape Jeff the Skinner?

>>714872243 (OP)
Kill him first. Horror is a retarded genre

>>714872379
>just kill an entity that has proven feats of immortality
You are a retarded anon.

>>714872510
It's an edited picture of a fat asian chick, take your gay powerlevel shit elsewhere.

>>714872243 (OP)
i'd let a chimpanzee loose in the house and make it rip off jeff's face

>>714873160
And then the chimp puts jeff's face on yours and your face on Jeff.
And then you do the dumb hand gesture on the chimp's face so the chimp knows you're the real you.

I'd use the Pope's exorcist. Nobody can beat him.

>>714873589
Then I become Jeff the Skinner with a new chimp sidekick and skin the old one

The creature known as "Jeff the Skinner" walks towards me with a butcher knife on it's hand. My instincts scream that there is nothing I can do. Anon will die if he fights.

So I run towards the hallway. The hallway is pitch black and reeks of blood and rotten meat.

"⠁⠇⠕⠝⠑⠊⠝⠁⠋⠗⠊⠙⠁⠽⠝⠊⠣⠞⠦⠛⠕⠩⠽⠳⠄⠗⠑⠎⠕⠏⠁⠮⠞⠊⠉"

The creature yells with a voice that once was human. I continue running towards the exit, willing away the fear and exhaustion.

"⠱⠁⠞⠄⠎⠺⠗⠕⠝⠛⠃⠊⠛⠃⠕⠽⠦⠝⠑⠧⠻⠓⠁⠙⠽⠳⠗⠉⠕⠉⠅⠎⠥⠉⠅⠫⠃⠽⠁⠝⠑⠧⠊⠇⠎⠏⠊⠗⠊⠞⠃⠑⠿⠑⠦"

It keeps yelling as it picks up the pace with a speed that far outpaces mine.

I run for 10 -no, 15 minutes but every time I reach the exit the hallway becomes longer, keeping me away from it.

It's been 20 minutes since I began to run. My lungs burn and my body is exhausted. I'm running on fumes and I'm nowhere near the exit.

"Fuck-!" -I yell as I trip and fall pathetically. I try to stand up but the creature known as "Jeff the Skinner" catches up to me.

"⠠⠊⠄⠧⠑⠃⠁⠅⠫⠁⠉⠁⠅⠑⠿⠽⠳" -the creature declares as the knife falls towards me with a speed far beyond that of a human's. A speed that, simply put, is bullshit.

But if the creature known as "Jeff the Skinner" was moving at the speed of bullshit, the creature known as "Anon" simply has to move beyond the speed of bullshit. Such a fact was so obvious it made me want to scream in frustration.

I closed my eyes and focused all the magic energy I could and cast my spell.

"Trace, on -nghhh?!" -I open my eyes to find my stomach pierced by the knife.

Of course, I am not a shonen protagonist. This is the end of the line. I died as I lived: a virgin and a chuuni.

"⠱⠽⠜⠑⠽⠳⠃⠇⠑⠫⠊⠝⠛⠦" -I hear the creature say as I close my eyes for the last time.

~BAD END~

>>714872243 (OP)
>teenage girls from the 2010s were flicking their beans over this

>>714872243 (OP)
>place a convenient banana peel on the ground so that he slips and dies

>>714875479
>Not going full Dream Warriors with this shit
Honestly if anon isn't a shounen protag because muh realism then Jeff is just an edited fat chick, go full Nasupilled or go home.

>>714872510
isn't Jeff just a guy? is there expanded lore that turns him into a gay SCP or something?

>>714872243 (OP)
wasnt his name jeff the raper or something?

>>714875930
That was a ~BAD END~ you can write a good end for Anon if you wish.

>>714872243 (OP)
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.

>>714876329
It is Jeff the killer.

>>714872243 (OP) by raping Jeff the nigger

>>714876398
Kek.

>>714872243 (OP)
>Andy the Logger

>>714877014

>>714872640
>It's an edited picture of a fat asian chick
Debunked

>>714872243 (OP)
>So you call it an immersive experience despite the fact it's obviously a granny-like.

>>714872510
jeff is just a teenage boy

>>714872243 (OP)
spread ass and suck him in

>>714877553
>Debunked
huh? wasn't that the best lead of the origin of the picture so far, what happened?