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Anonymous No.714872243 [Report] >>714872379 >>714873160 >>714875637 >>714875839 >>714876329 >>714876398 >>714876748 >>714877014 >>714878173 >>714879132
How would you escape Jeff the Skinner?
Anonymous No.714872379 [Report] >>714872510
>>714872243 (OP)
Kill him first. Horror is a retarded genre
Anonymous No.714872510 [Report] >>714872640 >>714876130 >>714878313
>>714872379
>just kill an entity that has proven feats of immortality
You are a retarded anon.
Anonymous No.714872640 [Report] >>714877553
>>714872510
It's an edited picture of a fat asian chick, take your gay powerlevel shit elsewhere.
Anonymous No.714873160 [Report] >>714873589
>>714872243 (OP)
i'd let a chimpanzee loose in the house and make it rip off jeff's face
Anonymous No.714873589 [Report] >>714875440
>>714873160
And then the chimp puts jeff's face on yours and your face on Jeff.
And then you do the dumb hand gesture on the chimp's face so the chimp knows you're the real you.
Anonymous No.714874662 [Report]
I'd use the Pope's exorcist. Nobody can beat him.
Anonymous No.714875440 [Report]
>>714873589
Then I become Jeff the Skinner with a new chimp sidekick and skin the old one
Anon No.714875479 [Report] >>714875930
The creature known as "Jeff the Skinner" walks towards me with a butcher knife on it's hand. My instincts scream that there is nothing I can do. Anon will die if he fights.

So I run towards the hallway. The hallway is pitch black and reeks of blood and rotten meat.

"⠁⠇⠕⠝⠑⠊⠝⠁⠋⠗⠊⠙⠁⠽⠝⠊⠣⠞⠦⠛⠕⠩⠽⠳⠄⠗⠑⠎⠕⠏⠁⠮⠞⠊⠉"

The creature yells with a voice that once was human. I continue running towards the exit, willing away the fear and exhaustion.

"⠱⠁⠞⠄⠎⠺⠗⠕⠝⠛⠃⠊⠛⠃⠕⠽⠦⠝⠑⠧⠻⠓⠁⠙⠽⠳⠗⠉⠕⠉⠅⠎⠥⠉⠅⠫⠃⠽⠁⠝⠑⠧⠊⠇⠎⠏⠊⠗⠊⠞⠃⠑⠿⠑⠦"

It keeps yelling as it picks up the pace with a speed that far outpaces mine.

I run for 10 -no, 15 minutes but every time I reach the exit the hallway becomes longer, keeping me away from it.

It's been 20 minutes since I began to run. My lungs burn and my body is exhausted. I'm running on fumes and I'm nowhere near the exit.

"Fuck-!" -I yell as I trip and fall pathetically. I try to stand up but the creature known as "Jeff the Skinner" catches up to me.

"⠠⠊⠄⠧⠑⠃⠁⠅⠫⠁⠉⠁⠅⠑⠿⠽⠳" -the creature declares as the knife falls towards me with a speed far beyond that of a human's. A speed that, simply put, is bullshit.

But if the creature known as "Jeff the Skinner" was moving at the speed of bullshit, the creature known as "Anon" simply has to move beyond the speed of bullshit. Such a fact was so obvious it made me want to scream in frustration.

I closed my eyes and focused all the magic energy I could and cast my spell.

"Trace, on -nghhh?!" -I open my eyes to find my stomach pierced by the knife.

Of course, I am not a shonen protagonist. This is the end of the line. I died as I lived: a virgin and a chuuni.

"⠱⠽⠜⠑⠽⠳⠃⠇⠑⠫⠊⠝⠛⠦" -I hear the creature say as I close my eyes for the last time.

~BAD END~
Anonymous No.714875637 [Report]
>>714872243 (OP)
>teenage girls from the 2010s were flicking their beans over this
Anonymous No.714875839 [Report]
>>714872243 (OP)
>place a convenient banana peel on the ground so that he slips and dies
Anonymous No.714875930 [Report] >>714876359
>>714875479
>Not going full Dream Warriors with this shit
Honestly if anon isn't a shounen protag because muh realism then Jeff is just an edited fat chick, go full Nasupilled or go home.
Anonymous No.714876130 [Report]
>>714872510
isn't Jeff just a guy? is there expanded lore that turns him into a gay SCP or something?
Anonymous No.714876329 [Report] >>714876672
>>714872243 (OP)
wasnt his name jeff the raper or something?
Anon No.714876359 [Report]
>>714875930
That was a ~BAD END~ you can write a good end for Anon if you wish.
Anonymous No.714876398 [Report] >>714876776
>>714872243 (OP)
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Anonymous No.714876672 [Report]
>>714876329
It is Jeff the killer.
Anonymous No.714876748 [Report]
>>714872243 (OP) by raping Jeff the nigger
Anonymous No.714876776 [Report]
>>714876398
Kek.
Anonymous No.714877014 [Report] >>714877441
>>714872243 (OP)
>Andy the Logger
Anonymous No.714877441 [Report]
>>714877014
Anonymous No.714877553 [Report] >>714879725
>>714872640
>It's an edited picture of a fat asian chick
Debunked
Anonymous No.714878173 [Report]
>>714872243 (OP)
>So you call it an immersive experience despite the fact it's obviously a granny-like.
Anonymous No.714878313 [Report]
>>714872510
jeff is just a teenage boy
Anonymous No.714879132 [Report]
>>714872243 (OP)
spread ass and suck him in
Anonymous No.714879725 [Report]
>>714877553
>Debunked
huh? wasn't that the best lead of the origin of the picture so far, what happened?