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Anonymous 7/8/2025, 3:43:25 PM No.714873610 [Report] >>714873968 >>714874451 >>714875310 >>714875778 >>714876584 >>714878065 >>714880047 >>714882534 >>714885852
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>you wake up on nirn as a khajiit of the opposite biological sex that you currently are
What do?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 3:45:13 PM No.714873753 [Report] >>714873948
Find the nearest mirror
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 3:48:02 PM No.714873948 [Report]
>>714873753
>a khajiit looks back at you from the mirror, moving exactly as you do
What do?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 3:48:14 PM No.714873968 [Report] >>714884185
>>714873610 (OP)
Okay, so it goes either valslalia's or kazerad's way, and both of them sucks for the involved.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 3:54:03 PM No.714874451 [Report] >>714875121 >>714875284
>>714873610 (OP)
>nirn
where exactly
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:03:30 PM No.714875121 [Report]
>>714874451
You don't know, but it sure is cold...
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:05:31 PM No.714875284 [Report]
>>714874451
op thinks nirn is the continent, he probably doesnt even know what the summerset isles are
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:05:54 PM No.714875310 [Report] >>714875490 >>714875707 >>714878767
>>714873610 (OP)
Masturbate my little cat dick furiously, then go and seduce Nords into wrecking my kitty bussy.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:08:07 PM No.714875490 [Report]
>>714875310
ywnbaw so on so forth
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:10:47 PM No.714875707 [Report]
>>714875310
ywnbagm
(You will never be a gay man.)
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:11:52 PM No.714875778 [Report] >>714875886
>>714873610 (OP)
how huge my dick is?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:13:24 PM No.714875886 [Report]
>>714875778
Sorry, anon, but big cats have tiny dices and khajiit would follow that pattern...
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:15:14 PM No.714876031 [Report] >>714876158
Where do I fall on the lunar lattice? Do I get to pick my form?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:16:39 PM No.714876158 [Report]
>>714876031
No. You are a cathay raht.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:16:52 PM No.714876178 [Report]
seduce a redguard woman and lez out
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:21:59 PM No.714876584 [Report] >>714876901
>>714873610 (OP)
Get high and kill myself
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:25:38 PM No.714876901 [Report]
>>714876584
>you fail to kill yourself successfully
What do?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:40:40 PM No.714878065 [Report] >>714878616
>>714873610 (OP)
Drink some skooma and go publicly masturbate in the town square
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:47:09 PM No.714878616 [Report] >>714879293
>>714878065
>you get arrested by the Jarl's men and thrown in jail
What do?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:47:43 PM No.714878661 [Report] >>714882534
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Check if I have six nipples being a cat girl sounds fun ngl
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:49:12 PM No.714878767 [Report] >>714886789
>>714875310
Least gay HMOFAggot.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:54:57 PM No.714879293 [Report] >>714879439
>>714878616
I will continue to masturbate
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:56:38 PM No.714879439 [Report] >>714879523
>>714879293
>you get a nasty infection from the dirty jail cell
What do?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 4:57:45 PM No.714879523 [Report] >>714880059
>>714879439
Well I guess I try to survive long enough to get released and find a priest, while continuing to masturbate.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:03:53 PM No.714880047 [Report] >>714880119
>>714873610 (OP)
kms
nothing is worse than being born a woman
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:03:59 PM No.714880059 [Report] >>714880949
>>714879523
>the priest refuses to see you while you're masturbating
What do?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:04:37 PM No.714880119 [Report]
>>714880047
>you fail to kys no matter how many times you try
What do?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:13:55 PM No.714880949 [Report]
>>714880059
I specifically go to a church of dibella
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:33:21 PM No.714882534 [Report]
>>714873610 (OP)
>appearing in a world with no applicable skills or wealth
Guess I'd be a thief until I make enough money for a shield and sword, then get killed looting a tomb.
>>714878661
Izutsumi is a dumb girl cat with two dumb nipples
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:53:01 PM No.714884185 [Report]
>>714873968
Nah the val comic stuff is about a curse. This sounds like its just tf.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:12:19 PM No.714885852 [Report]
>>714873610 (OP)
Get addicted to moon sugar and spend my days spreading toxoplasmosis to every Nord I see.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:20:13 PM No.714886582 [Report]
If I was a woman I'd never wear panties with skirts and have a huge exhibitionism kink
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:22:22 PM No.714886789 [Report]
>>714878767
Mindbroken