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Anonymous No.714874259 >>714874396 >>714876050 >>714876447 >>714876595 >>714876832 >>714877737 >>714878227 >>714883604
DK Bananza thread
I hope we can actuallt share and discuss the game next week, I fear the loliniggers will ruin it like always. I hope it has good level variety, both in themes and goals. I also hope the other 2 Bananza are fun, the giraffe theorists cant even come up with a good mechanic for such transformation, and while at first I thought an acuatic Bananza could be cool, time limitations could lead to akward moments where DK returns back to his original form in the middle of a tunnel, etc
Anonymous No.714874396
>>714874259 (OP)
You already ruined the thread you just made by letting loli live rent free in your mind
Anonymous No.714874553 >>714874809 >>714875163 >>714877935 >>714882681
>k rool is is actually a giant elder.
>Kremling bananza for the final portion.
Anonymous No.714874607
Eric thread.
Anonymous No.714874809
>>714874553
I think it could be one of the most likely appearances, its very Odyssey-like with the final section where you play as Bowser
Anonymous No.714875163
>>714874553
That sounds kino
Anonymous No.714875864
>void kong gets to the banandium root first and absorbs its powers hulks out into the classic dk shape
Anonymous No.714876050 >>714876928
>>714874259 (OP)
No one gives a fuck unless you are a 12 years old roblox gamer..
Anonymous No.714876447 >>714876704 >>714877112 >>714877386 >>714878180 >>714878743 >>714886306
>>714874259 (OP)
>De-aged Pauline
>Pauline Jr.
>Retconed Backstory Pauline
>Time Traveling Child Pauline
So... which is it? Why is she child? I would have gone with the first one if she weren't also a rock. "She got turn into a rock AND she became a child" seems like putting a hat on a hat to me
Anonymous No.714876595
>>714874259 (OP)
>Mario Odyssey...but a monkey!
Bravo Nintendo
Anonymous No.714876704
>>714876447
>Why is she child?
Female child appeal
Anonymous No.714876832 >>714877293
>>714874259 (OP)
It’s a single player platformer. There will be nothing to discuss and people will make threads the next month calling it forgotten.
Anonymous No.714876928
>>714876050
>anon is so young that his references are some zoomer shit
Stupid negro
Anonymous No.714877112
>>714876447
>Why is she child?
They wanted to make it more wholesome, and Pauline being on DKs back works better with a smaller character. It will be a soft prequel to Odyssey, Pauline dialogue in that game about a crazy ape will be retconned to mean Void Long, they wont explain Cranky nor his dialogue because he was always meant to break the 4th wall
Anonymous No.714877293
>>714876832
I mean, we can at least make some tier lists about levels or music
>people will make threads the next month calling it forgotten
They do that with every game as soon as it stops having 3 threads with 500 replies at all times
Anonymous No.714877386 >>714877651 >>714877901 >>714878542
>>714876447
She needs to drop the lipstick.
Anonymous No.714877651
>>714877386
She's not wearing lipstick though
Her lips are just pinkish.
She's wearing lipstick in her diva costume.
Anonymous No.714877737 >>714878023
>>714874259 (OP)
I'm looking forward to it immensely. I assume that it does the life system like mario where death is just a loss of gold?
Anonymous No.714877901
>>714877386
Thats just how mouths look like in Mario
Anonymous No.714877935 >>714878039
>>714874553
nah if kremlings are in the game k.rool would be an antagonist
K.Lumsy elder would make more sense and be a kino callback
Anonymous No.714878023
>>714877737
Probably. The game did have balloons but from the shop description, they don't function as extra lives.
Anonymous No.714878039
>>714877935
Who said every elder would be an ally?
Anonymous No.714878085 >>714878337
I aant gender brjt versions of the transformations.
The potential for muscle mommies flexing in skintight gum outfits is through the roof.
Anonymous No.714878180 >>714881916 >>714882416
>>714876447
This is you
Anonymous No.714878227
>>714874259 (OP)
>I fear the loliniggers will ruin it like always.

You already ruined it with unnecessary slurs lol
Anonymous No.714878337
>>714878085
>I aant gender brjt versions of the transformations.
>The potential for muscle mommies flexing in skintight gum outfits is through the roof
Anonymous No.714878542 >>714879106
>>714877386
she just have natural DSL, anon, almost all Mario girls have natural dick sucking lips
Anonymous No.714878743 >>714879273
>>714876447
Anonymous No.714879106
>>714878542
He's just used to his anime not have any lips at all
Anonymous No.714879273 >>714880525
>>714878743
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Anonymous No.714880525
>>714879273
Anonymous No.714881916 >>714882697
>>714878180
>Discussing vidya lore on /v/ is NOT ALLOWED!!!
Got to make room for more gacha and ragebait threads, huh?
Anonymous No.714882416 >>714883426
>>714878180
I'm Cranky
Cranking my hog to loli Pauline
Anonymous No.714882681
>>714874553
Hideout Helm Post game treat in the vein of Mushroom Kingdom in Mario Odyssey
Anonymous No.714882697
>>714881916
lore is more or less pointless because it boils down to x publisher wanted to make more money so they made another game
Anonymous No.714883426
>>714882416
kek
Anonymous No.714883604 >>714884682
>>714874259 (OP)
Since skill trees are confirmed, i feel like I'm going to spend world 1 fully upgrading the sonar ability to find hidden bananas and then clear everything out i can before moving to the next world. Anyone else like this?
Anonymous No.714884682
>>714883604
Kind of, I might just speedrun the story then go back, depending on the mood
Anonymous No.714885759
>lolinigger
I prefer the term choco cunny. ToT
Anonymous No.714886306
>>714876447
Nintendo does not give a fuck about continuity in the slightest. As for the rock thing, probably just easiest way to gate Pauline's abilities while having her with you from the start.