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Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:37:51 PM No.714882938 [Report] >>714883058 >>714883162 >>714884210 >>714884272 >>714885339 >>714885742 >>714887608 >>714887701 >>714887968 >>714888852 >>714893856 >>714893880 >>714893909 >>714893949 >>714894256 >>714896876 >>714898880 >>714903690
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No one asked for a little girl Nintendo.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:39:07 PM No.714883057 [Report]
Wrong, I did.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:39:08 PM No.714883058 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
Don't care. I asked for a good game. So far everyone has said it's Bananza's.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:39:09 PM No.714883060 [Report]
I did.
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A 7/8/2025, 5:40:32 PM No.714883162 [Report] >>714884785
>>714882938 (OP)
If you like this, you're a pedo.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:53:30 PM No.714884210 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
ToT
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 5:54:04 PM No.714884272 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
There are people right now playing baby Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina in Mario Kart World
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:00:12 PM No.714884785 [Report]
>>714883162
why are americans groomed like this ?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:06:22 PM No.714885339 [Report] >>714885489
>>714882938 (OP)
I just wanted a big fat crocodile
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:08:09 PM No.714885489 [Report]
>>714885339
You will get King K. Rool.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:11:15 PM No.714885742 [Report] >>714893880 >>714894039
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>>714882938 (OP)
>No one asked for a little girl
I asked and I came
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:28:09 PM No.714887246 [Report] >>714887686 >>714887894 >>714888269 >>714888775 >>714893847 >>714894969 >>714895447
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The average Bananza Naysayer
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:29:48 PM No.714887402 [Report]
why did they make the monkey bad guys nigger coded?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:32:33 PM No.714887608 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
It goes without saying.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:33:21 PM No.714887686 [Report]
>>714887246
>I play games for their content, not for gameplay
Holy retard
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:33:26 PM No.714887701 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
I didn't ask but I'm not gonna complain
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:34:40 PM No.714887812 [Report]
...out of 10!
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:35:43 PM No.714887894 [Report] >>714887954 >>714888092
>>714887246
It's people like this and OP that will make me get the game on launch to spite them.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:36:32 PM No.714887954 [Report]
>>714887894
your loss
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:36:42 PM No.714887968 [Report] >>714888365
>>714882938 (OP)
a game where there's a cute little girl clinging to your back the whole time that talks to you throughout the game...

sounds great, why don't more devs do that
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:38:11 PM No.714888092 [Report]
>>714887894
your win
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:40:34 PM No.714888269 [Report]
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>>714887246
He's right about the voice acting though.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:41:43 PM No.714888365 [Report]
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>>714887968
Shoulder loli games will be the next big trend in gaming
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:46:03 PM No.714888775 [Report] >>714888996
>>714887246
>REEE NO SENSE OF PLACE
as though Bananza doesn't have strong senses of place between the levels?
>REE FORCED MULTIPLAYER
this has to be a joke.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:46:59 PM No.714888852 [Report] >>714893726 >>714893880
>>714882938 (OP)
>Nintendo: guys, all our games gets porn and get free horny advertisement except donkey kong
>Nintendo: hmm add a loli!
>Nintendo: GREAT IDEA!
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:47:40 PM No.714888906 [Report]
You're still playing as a big guy punching shit to smithereens.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 6:48:41 PM No.714888996 [Report] >>714890454
>>714888775
sadly I doubt its a joke
games journos are all retarded like that and have to find some way to nitpick nintendo games
thankfully they're all dying
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:05:54 PM No.714890454 [Report]
>>714888996
>game journo
Please don’t flatter the blogger that’s been pathetically trying to shill himself on /v/ for more than a decade.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:47:28 PM No.714893726 [Report] >>714895568
>>714888852
dont forget the sexy monkey woman too.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:49:11 PM No.714893847 [Report]
>>714887246

What kinda tasteless retard faggot doesn't like Midna?
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:49:19 PM No.714893856 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
You sure? Last time I checked Splatoon was about little girls and every Nintendofag loves that series
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:49:35 PM No.714893880 [Report] >>714893960 >>714894201 >>714894250
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>>714885742
>>714882938 (OP)
>>714888852
no k rool, no buy.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:49:56 PM No.714893909 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
how do people see her as a child? she looks like somebody's aunt
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:50:22 PM No.714893949 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
I just dont want to play as a fucking ape. Its that simple. Feels retarded.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:50:28 PM No.714893960 [Report]
>>714893880
He's in, trust
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:51:23 PM No.714894039 [Report] >>714895130 >>714903260
>>714885742
How does no one see that her hair shape is a fucking penis head
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:53:09 PM No.714894201 [Report] >>714896530
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>>714893880
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:53:52 PM No.714894250 [Report] >>714894767
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>>714893880
>crocodile shit everywhere

There’s no way all this could be bait
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 7:53:55 PM No.714894256 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)

Your time has passed, old man
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:00:32 PM No.714894767 [Report]
>>714894250
People were coping hard that K Rool would appear in DKCR and Tropical Freeze too. You guys are setting yourselves up for disappointment.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:03:31 PM No.714894969 [Report]
>>714887246
And Rarefags wonder why they get called snoys.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:05:37 PM No.714895130 [Report]
>>714894039
>see woman
>instantly think of cock
Anon...
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:09:56 PM No.714895447 [Report] >>714895753
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>>714887246
>Pauline reminds me of Midna
God willing
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:11:28 PM No.714895568 [Report]
>>714893726
they should have added a second sexy monkey woman, 1 isn't enough
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:13:43 PM No.714895753 [Report]
>>714895447
man i dunno if we'll ever get kino like midna again. just seems unlikely that a serious dev would ever be so gracious to us coomers again
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:22:50 PM No.714896530 [Report] >>714896756 >>714897991
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>>714894201
pauline jr is voiced my mori btw.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:25:28 PM No.714896756 [Report]
>>714896530
I'd believe it more if you said she voiced DK.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:27:01 PM No.714896876 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
I didn't, but I also don't care. The game looks great
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:40:48 PM No.714897991 [Report] >>714901664
>>714896530
doesn't sound anything like her, as a fan you should be ashamed for having such poor recognition skills
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 8:51:59 PM No.714898880 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
I did, in person.
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:25:25 PM No.714901664 [Report]
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>>714897991
Different voice direction. She’s in
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:46:16 PM No.714903260 [Report]
>>714894039
anon....
Anonymous 7/8/2025, 9:51:02 PM No.714903690 [Report]
>>714882938 (OP)
>no one asked for Young Pauline
>popular opinion of the game does a 180 as soon as Korea leaked the art