No one asked for a little girl Nintendo.

Wrong, I did.

>>714882938 (OP)
Don't care. I asked for a good game. So far everyone has said it's Bananza's.

I did.

>>714882938 (OP)
If you like this, you're a pedo.

>>714882938 (OP)
ToT

>>714882938 (OP)
There are people right now playing baby Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina in Mario Kart World

>>714883162
why are americans groomed like this ?

>>714882938 (OP)
I just wanted a big fat crocodile

>>714885339
You will get King K. Rool.

>>714882938 (OP)
>No one asked for a little girl
I asked and I came

The average Bananza Naysayer

why did they make the monkey bad guys nigger coded?

>>714882938 (OP)
It goes without saying.

>>714887246
>I play games for their content, not for gameplay
Holy retard

>>714882938 (OP)
I didn't ask but I'm not gonna complain

...out of 10!

>>714887246
It's people like this and OP that will make me get the game on launch to spite them.

>>714887894
your loss

>>714882938 (OP)
a game where there's a cute little girl clinging to your back the whole time that talks to you throughout the game...

sounds great, why don't more devs do that

>>714887894
your win

>>714887246
He's right about the voice acting though.

>>714887968
Shoulder loli games will be the next big trend in gaming

>>714887246
>REEE NO SENSE OF PLACE
as though Bananza doesn't have strong senses of place between the levels?
>REE FORCED MULTIPLAYER
this has to be a joke.

>>714882938 (OP)
>Nintendo: guys, all our games gets porn and get free horny advertisement except donkey kong
>Nintendo: hmm add a loli!
>Nintendo: GREAT IDEA!

You're still playing as a big guy punching shit to smithereens.

>>714888775
sadly I doubt its a joke
games journos are all retarded like that and have to find some way to nitpick nintendo games
thankfully they're all dying

>>714888996
>game journo
Please don’t flatter the blogger that’s been pathetically trying to shill himself on /v/ for more than a decade.

>>714888852
dont forget the sexy monkey woman too.

>>714887246

What kinda tasteless retard faggot doesn't like Midna?

>>714882938 (OP)
You sure? Last time I checked Splatoon was about little girls and every Nintendofag loves that series

>>714885742
>>714882938 (OP)
>>714888852
no k rool, no buy.

>>714882938 (OP)
how do people see her as a child? she looks like somebody's aunt

>>714882938 (OP)
I just dont want to play as a fucking ape. Its that simple. Feels retarded.

>>714893880
He's in, trust

>>714885742
How does no one see that her hair shape is a fucking penis head

>>714893880

>>714893880
>crocodile shit everywhere

There’s no way all this could be bait

>>714882938 (OP)

Your time has passed, old man

>>714894250
People were coping hard that K Rool would appear in DKCR and Tropical Freeze too. You guys are setting yourselves up for disappointment.

>>714887246
And Rarefags wonder why they get called snoys.

>>714894039
>see woman
>instantly think of cock
Anon...

>>714887246
>Pauline reminds me of Midna
God willing

>>714893726
they should have added a second sexy monkey woman, 1 isn't enough

>>714895447
man i dunno if we'll ever get kino like midna again. just seems unlikely that a serious dev would ever be so gracious to us coomers again

>>714894201
pauline jr is voiced my mori btw.

>>714896530
I'd believe it more if you said she voiced DK.

>>714882938 (OP)
I didn't, but I also don't care. The game looks great

>>714896530
doesn't sound anything like her, as a fan you should be ashamed for having such poor recognition skills

>>714882938 (OP)
I did, in person.

>>714897991
Different voice direction. She’s in

>>714894039
anon....

>>714882938 (OP)
>no one asked for Young Pauline
>popular opinion of the game does a 180 as soon as Korea leaked the art