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>>714883751 (OP)
first

MIGGIN FAST

>>714883751 (OP)
migged

>>714883751 (OP)
The face of sudden realization that she's bargained her soul away.

At this point I'm even looking forward to the daily recap.

>>714883751 (OP)
what agreement have they come to

>>714883746
Nah the playdate definitely exists, I think you're thinking of the Pico-8 that doesn't.

>>714883751 (OP)
Do you prefer brown, purple, or red /v/?

>>714883850
To drain anon dry

>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
Huh.

Chill.

I went outside and honestly, it was quite relieving to see how normal all the people actually are.

>race
I'm gonna commit hate speech

>>714883751 (OP)
>you son of a bitch

>>714883751 (OP)
coomer traffic increased

Bruxism check!
Be sure to stay hydrated, take your anti-psychotic meds, and unclench your jaw!

>>714883751 (OP)
>>714883897

Migged.

>dev on mic
>race
>(2025)

3 he/hims!

>2d skatboardvania kraken%
Yeah sure, whatever I don't care anymore.

>Indie game
>Dev on commentary
SHILL RUN

jaxler is permanently cringe for being a part of that cursed chibi robo run

invalid

>>714883746
The Playdate is yellow. I'm pretty sure you might be thinking of Arduboy? Both are cool

One day the coomers will learn to check the GDQ photo dumps.

migging with the herd

>>714883823
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Idt it works

>>714883823
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>>714883897
Purple.

Of course

Late migging

>pumpkin jack runner
oooh shit

>long hair
>they/them
Everytime.
ZZZ

>>714884054
dump is correct

>>714883751 (OP)
What's the ratio of trannies to normal people this year?

>>714884094
>>714884107
trolled

Do we need the personality blackhole?

>>714884094
what the fuck, man

>>714884016
>dev on mic
>shittiest quality

>>714883823
2€€2€€3’
3’2€€3’
Don't think it works, chief

>Indie game nobody's heard of
>Dev on commentary
>Not even an any% but just a race "showcasing the level"
>zero runs on speedrun.com
>No commentary on strats so far just talking about how cool the game is
SHILL RUN.

>>714884172
Probably 50/50 not even exaggerating.

This already feels like one of those races where the second someone gets a 3 second lead it's going to be over.

>Susan "Jaidlyn" Hahn is an American Fighting Games commentator.
>FGC
blacked

>>714884193
please buy the game so that the dev can get a better mic

>>714884145
Wrong category

>>714883879
>I think you're thinking of the Pico-8
yeah that was it
>>714884053
>The Playdate is yellow
yeah but I was talking about screen being monochrome

DO PEOPLE NOT GET TIRED OF THESE PIXEL SCRIMBLO SCROLLERS?

This game has 15 reviews on Steam.

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Does sex actually happen at GDQ?

>>714883823
°¿°
o

>>714884268
>>714884281
fucking kek

>>714884229
Oh and just got released

is this another forced advertisement run?

>as the run has evovled

bro nobody runs this game stop pretending

>>714884054
a lot of times they're too hi res to post on /v/ and converting or cropping them is too much work

Shill run
Z rating
No exceptions

>>714884313
Google "Sam and Tolki"

>why are there no female trannies at the event?
>because girls dont play video games
Problematic no matter how you look at it

>>714883927
understandable. I'm going to hate life when i have a job and can't spend all week watching these events and fucking around

Remember last year when that donation about trans palestinians got read? Peak GDQ.

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>>714884401
DO NOT

Why would you make this game so fucking slow?

>>714883727
>I'm sure on some planet your run commentary is quite impressive
>but your weak link is, this is GD--EIGHT--

These three guys are pretty underrated speedrunners, they feel like actual "new guard" when the scene is so populated by old heads

>>714884302
how?

>>714884476
Jaxler has been here for years mate.

>2025 game
Is this an ad run?

>>714884054
JESUS

>>714884281
Imagine the alternate reality in which this game would have been memed to death in ESA threads for CM rolls a-la Ninja or Die

>>714884302
gdq trannies KNEEL to Plum

Do indie devs just straight up pay autistic gamers to speedrun their games to advertise them these days?

I remember the days when unpopular games showcased in GDQ were at least limited to the awful games block and were fun to watch.

>>714884313
Sex happens everywhere, just never with you.

>PC 2025
Another ad disguised as a speedrun.

>blatant shill run
cringe and bluepilled

>>714884401
That’s ancient though. Im talking about the last few years

>>714884313
Yes
No you would not be invited

>>714884558
All of the actual speedrunners that aren't trannies or at least skilled trannies got denied for this shill run

>>714883823
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:v(

>>714884558
100k+ on switch

This event is nothing but trans runners and couches huh. If not then trans rights will be the name incentive for every single run, beyond grim.

>>714883616
Oh yeah, a bunch of you were looking forward to this guy. How was his run?

>The 2 people playing the game are at GDQ
>8 all time peak
>Dev on commentary
Grim

This might be an ad but it's kinda working on me. Game looks fun.

>>714884558
Can you stop looking up the most mundane things?
Man just enjoy the speedruns

>>714884725
It's a Z rating
No exceptions

>>714884558
>>714884681

We could have had Ribi Rabi or Gurumin...

>>714884383
WIN+SHIFT+S
CTRL+V

>>714884706
royal raibown!

>>714884719
>imagine making a game where the only people who bothered to play it were the dev and his immediate friends/family.
>imagine bothering to put this game into GDQ and deny all the classic speedrunning games

>>714884750
shut the fuck up

>>714884706
it was good if you like Katamari or just like hearing Harutomo say Royaru Rainbow~ followed by a deadpan british man saying Royal Rainbow

>>714884650
>>714884627
>>714884558
>2 playing an hour ago
LITERALLY JUST THE RUNNERS LMAO

>>714884558
even plums game and ninja or die did better than this
wtf

Fucking impressed with how skinny those arms are.

>>714884719
Actual shill run, jesus

>>714884054
What a fucking dumper!

>>714884383
4chan-XT automatically converts filetypes and compresses so that you can upload other images seamlessly.

is this even legal

>>714884761
>fun game
>informative runners
>practically no donos
I don't know about that Anon.
The only issue I have with it so far is that since no one has ever heard of this shit I have zero idea who's in the lead or things are going.
Races should almost always be for very well-known games if you want to retain an audience.

you guys are all fags and if I see you irl I WILL beat you up

Is this the dev or just some random schizo?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/shade00

>>714884896
built like a brick shithouse

I know its summer games done quick, but damn viewership is down

Whats the name of the dame on the left again?

>>714884923
>anime picture
no I think you're the one who's gotten beaten up all life lol

What speedgame should I get druk and speedplay?

>>714884896
wtf she has broader shoulders than me....

>>714884925
that's the most 2005 thing I've seen in a while

those lights must be really annoying,

>>714884896
Well, now I know why she always looks so fucking oily and greasy.

>>714884951
Wasn't SGDQ the one that was always bigger?

i would be watching but trans shit etc
watdo during the portions not watching?

>make one mistake
>race is over

>ARE YOU SERIOUZ????
Amazing, what a shit run

>>714885075
>oily

>game is still updated
>for the 2 players
kek

>>714885062
What does the ESA stage look like in comparison?

>>714884840
We've seen that exact run like 6 times already. Thing vs thing Japan is real

>>714884896
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>714883863
I am never buying Logitech ever again

>>714884475
>Donate, Cho-SimbAnon; we need to meet the next run incentive.
>This is GDQ. G-D-Q.
>G...... D...... Q......

>>714884054
Any hi res stuff of the girls with hairy forearms or acne? I think most started waxing at some point, but the skinny one with short black hair and acne and xenomorph teeth used to be pretty hairy.

I'm really disappointed by what this shit turned into btw, with all the SJW retardation. And there's a dude deleting any posts that mention it even here.

>>714884896
Best body out of all of the host girls, except maybe that fat one with actual porn. I hate how I forgot everyone's names from last year except kungfu's.

>>714884876
XT is shit you can't disable the dots on the side highlighting replies to your shit, 0/10 fix it.

>>714883823
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this way?

Wait that runner is the weird legs guy

>trans right Tuesday
If only they would shut up about it on the other days of the week

>>714885316
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>>714885224
The same goes for many other games with many of the same runners. People like seeing the games and runners that they like because everything else is such garbage

>>714884951
Twitch is literally a dead platform. Outside of maybe 5 channels it's just a bunch of random black people and soulless shills, all of whom are using viewbots. I would personally argue GDQ is still more interesting than shit like "Streamer University"

>>714884876
I'm usually an image puritist but GDQ is a dumb event so I guess ur rite

You just know the dev took out a massive loan to pay GDQ for this advert in a last ditch attempt to save his game and is probably nervously praying right now.

>>714883751 (OP)
TRANS RIGHTS TUESDAY!

>>714885290
>>Best body out of all of the host girls, except maybe that fat one with actual porn. I hate how I forgot everyone's names from last year except kungfu's.
nicole goodnight? or something like that

This game looks fuck ugly. Makes me want to reply Pizza Tower though.

>Trans rights Tuesday
You can take away a month for pride shit, but don't fuck with my taco Tuesday you bastards

>>714884896
she got the AF build

>>714885392
I want her to crush my head between her thighs

>2 players world wide
>Dev on commentary
>"My partner"
>"He"
God I fucking hate this shit show. Why do I still watch it?

>>714885392
>>714884054
These pics have the same energy as those walmart employee dancing videos

>>714884896
that's nasty

>>714884782
Is gurumin actually a good game? I was considering it and kerbal space program while the steam summer sale is still on.

>>714885314
It also doesn't have an explicit autoscroll setting, and the built in one doesn't always work. There are problems here and there but the amount of things it fixes or adds makes it worth it to me. Still actively developed, as well.

>>714885483
>trans rights Tuesday
for fucks sake

what was views like during the 2013 gdq's? 50-100k? or years near that

>Developer is a massive gay faggot who eats cum and can barely speak without extreme vocal fry and constant uhming
This is a human rights violation to my ears

>>714884896
>built like a fridge
wow shes literally me

>>714885223
If I'm remembering right it had two setups side by side so one could be set up while the other run was going on, didn't seem to help much this time round.

>>714884302
huh?

>really funny
That's very subjective.

OI AM TROOOONING
CAN WE GET TRANS RITES HOIP
https://pronoun.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>714885534
>Is gurumin actually a good game?
I haven't played it in over a decade on my PSP but I had a lot of fun with it

>fight fascism
Lmao keep fighting the good fight while we got rid of anbortion and ending fag marriage is in our sights.

>>714885549
>SO DEVELOPER WHY DID YOU ADD THIS THING IN?
>uuuuuuuuuh because i felt like it

>>714885534
Gurumin is pretty fun, KSP kind of got a bit fucked when it got sold, though the sequel got fucked a lot harder.

>>714885386
Only one I can think of is the host running beat saber again and we rated it badly. Thing vs thing Japan still applies. The star wars pwhahaha repeat runs don't hold up in ratings either so it's hardly the only example

Why does the commentary sound like an ad

>>714884916
it looks like a shitty photoshop, this is absurd, a trick of the light perchance

>>714885482
Because we all love eating shit sometimes

>>714885545
steady decline

>>714885664
You must watch some strange ads.

>>714885672
there's video here bro
>>714883897

but keep up the good work detective coomer

>>714884750
i just had the urge to twist your neck

>>714885545
Time to rev up old faithful since you asked. (Furthest it goes back is 2015 though) so a 10 year comparison

>>714885651
>we
sits in basement and treats politics like sports. MASSIVE CHUD

>>714885672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vKdpQRS3RI

>>714885545
alligatr doesn't have stats before 2015. I remember it being a pretty big deal when they broke 100k viewers for the first time, that was probably SGDQ13 or AGDQ14

>>714885695
Have they tried yelling "trans rights" more? Or naming more characters that?

goodnight bwos

>>714885664
This whole run is an ad

jaxler is the most annoying cunt this sgdq for me but only because i mute intermissions and non-runs

>>714885545
>>714885780
And here's this year's AGDQ and last year's SGDQ for the extra low view comparison.

>>714885780
Where can I get this extension?

>>714885290
see
>>714885182

>>714885664
because it is one

>>714885780
OH NO NO NO

>>714885891
>10k down from AGDQ
Kek

>>714885892
Which extension?

explaining tricks and shit to your speedrun kinda makes me not want to play it because no one plays this shit
i dont even know the story, lore or the mechanics, nigga

remember to breathe
both in and out

>>714885856
IT'S 11 AM

>>714883863
I thought this was SF6

>>714885892
Its just here https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq
>Lowest viewed
>Most donations
shhhh.

>>714883897
Whos the host on the left?

>Out for 3 months
>Literally zero critic or user reviews
I wish they would just admit when a game paid for their slot in the show

>>714885545
I'm pretty certain it never even got close to 50k. Probably more like double of pic related.

>>714884302
HOW

>>714885415
Yeah, loved her, too bad she was shaved everywhere.
>>714885483
It really seems extremely corporate in this female-centric SJW "kindergarten" way that pretty much any office job is now.

ummm.. mind explaining this gdq???

Disgusting.

>>714886007
these are insane numbers

>>714886052
Yeah at least with ESA they admit Chenso Club and Ninja or Die were ads

>>714885790
>do nothing
>win
>cause lefties to fume at the ears
I’ll take it :)
Drink some water you salty bitch.

>>714886114
I-is that...

>>714886012
rubiehart i think?

>>714886007
wheres all that money coming from!

>>714885978
they've completely lost sight of what made this shit popular in the first place, which was playing things people knew but in ways they hadn't seen before
familiarity is important with this kind of stuff, otherwise its like the fucking blue prince run earlier

>>714885695
What this chart doesn't really show is that a few years ago GDQ started doing year-round streams instead of just two events, and instead of leveling out their viewership it just made the decline in average viewers look less extreme than it really is.

>>714886007
This shit has become nothing but a money landering operation. "If we don't hit this $26,000 in the next 5 minutes we won't get the UBER SICK 4 hour run! Oh wait a $26,000 donation from the Yeti!"

>20 seconds from world record
How many entries in this game again?

what is the motivation for the trans spam shit by gdq? i only play games like 2001 and older, i have no idea what "culture" is causing this nonsense
there is sensibility and there is excess

Nobody plays this game period so stop sucking yourself off to the time.

>>714886136
>Consumer spending keeps plummeting due to inflation and economic uncertainty
>average GDQ donations keep rising and rising

Gotta love that generous spirit

>>714886121
I believe her, whats her name though?

>>714886007
Lmao what the fuck

Was that goofy laughing?

>>714886142
Plum's game...

>thats less than 20s off world record
they are literally the only two runners for this game
https://www.speedrun.com/seafrog?h=kraken

>>714886114
AHHH ILLEGAL GEOMETRIC PATTERNS

>>714886142
There wasn't even anything to admit, they just ran the videos, GDQ did that shit too with Super Meat Boy forever.

Wow they sure are great at a game no one else plays...

>turn on stream
>it's a race
>it's also an advert

>>714886328
>Money is worth less than half of what it was 5 years ago
>"Wow, we're so generous!"

>>714886290
you're looking at the whole Seafrog community

>sub 24, that's awesome!
>retards on tech realized they stopped the wrong timer
>so obviously the solution is to just get rid of that time and stop the clock again
>no longer sub 24
holy kek

>>714885182
Huh, I never noticed her arms were covered in freckles. Either they don't really show up on camera or she wears makeup on her arms to conceal them.

>>714884916
>>714885672
The skirt she's wearing is too tight (she's probably had it since she weighed 20 pounds less), so it forces that fat in her butt to bunch up in one area and flatten in others. Also, you can see in the side split that she appears to be wearing spats under her skirt sot that's contributing as well.

>>714886297
After hundreds of runs I think they realized most of their volunteer speedrunner workforce have some kind of brain problems and try to capitalize on that

>>714884896
is this achievable natty??

>>714886221
Part of the issue is that runners have become so obsessed with:
>Being the WR holder
>Being on the leaderboards
>Being the one to discover the "next big speedrun game"
That they'll just seek out the most obscure shit that nobody runs, even if its not entertaining to watch, or nobody cares, just so they can say they're a WR holder. Well yeah, you are, but the only reason you are is because nobody else runs it.

>>714886007
Doctors without borders, shrimple as. Everything is under the globohomo umbrella

>>714886238
Ermmmm it's actually NOT money laundering chud people just really want to help Africans get HIV vaccines or something

>>714886007
>casual viewers who won't donate anyway are the ones who have stopped watching

>>714886221
It's been long enough now since GDQ distanced itself from "overplayed" classic runs that they can start slotting them back in without anyone caring, if anything it would be welcome to see a straight up Doom run or Super Metroid without some stupid gimmick or replacing it with some indie bullshit with two runners that no one has played like this one.

>>714886349
>2 for plum
One of those was me.

I like some races. My favorites were the Mega Man X races but as long as I know the game decently well I can enjoy them.

>>714886297
>what is the motivation for the trans spam shit by gdq?
It's called "virtue signaling", anon

>>714886402
Insane that they were able to get the entire Seafrog speedrunning community together

>>714886416
you know a suspicious amount about womens clothing

>>714886349
Imagine being more of a failure than Plum's game.

we have the best 2 runners in the world for this game in person and you guys are complaining

>>714886448
so does right guy know he set a new record

>>714848584
It wasn't the blank out that was funny.
It's the blatant trigger warning that popped up to try to hide the tits for flashing lights in the middle of the screen.
That's why you knew they tried to hide it, cutting the feed cause the streamer was setting shit up makes sense.

>>714884302
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Can i have one too?

>>714885695
when did the pronoun shit start

Hey /v/! It's Trans Visibility Tuesday!

Can I get a TRANS RIGHTS!

>>714886471
I was thinking about this last night when considering a lot of the more common faces in old GDQs that are long gone, whens the last time they had a Yoshi's Island run?

>>714886415
what? Iswimfly's time is 23:30.3 on my screen

>>714886538
>5 all time peak
Holy shit that's grim.

>>714886297
since the united state never had culture
they have to invent something
this is the best they came up with recently as long as they can be subservient to some minotirty

>>714886584
wow you are so funny and not at all exactly as annoying as these cunts

ONIONS SCREAM DURING SEAFROG

>>714886007
current total is actually only like 40k more than the 2015 total if you account for inflation

BUY SEAFROG TOD-erm, rate Seafrog

>>714886619
>cunts
dicks

>>714886471
>anything it would be welcome to see a straight up Doom run
I'd like to see Doom get something more than just the iwads, though I'd have the sneaking suspicion those fucks would only accept something like myhouse.pk3.

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This makes me want to watch a dustforce run. Game looks kinda choppy with a lot of stop and go.

>>714886581
cosmo transitioned in 2015

>>714886349
Plum is back to putting in the grind

>>714886524
and that they beat the world record by almost half a minute!

>>714886349
they used to spam those ads every couple of hours to probably something like hundred thousand different people. Virtually not a single person was influenced by the ads in any way. I wonder why this is, you'd imagine that at least some of the sheeple would bite for funny bing bing wahoo game where hundreds of people are spamming emotes and what not in chat every time they are on

>>714886238
you have no idea how money laundering works

Post the chart lads I need to catch up on the ratings after work

>>714886449
"the next big speedrunning game" is such a meme to begin with
people watch speedruns of games they know, so the "next big speedrunning game" is going to be a popular game

Elden Ring was/is popular as a speedrunning game not because it's the perfect speedrunning game, but because people are genuinely interested in watching someone break open a game in less than an hour that took them over 100 to finish

shill shill shill

Everyone has played Super Mario 64, everyone remembers the feeling of how janky the controls and camera are.
So when you watch someone nailing precise jumps back to back in a 120 star run, you can viscerally FEEL how impressive that is, even if you've never tried to speedrun it.

yah nice ad faggot

>>714886349
All they have to do is make a spinoff game with plum as the main character and they'd make bank
It's that simple

>>714886416
based fat compression expert

Wow, the game is on sale right now, what a coincidence

I'M NOT GONNA PLAY YOUR GAME

#ad

>>714886761
they made a great advertisement for a character in the game to the point where nobody ever really figured out or bothered to figure out what the game is

>>714886679
I wouldn't mind seeing a BTSX or Ancient Aliens run if they really wanted to change it up.
The Doom mechanics don't change but it would technically be "fresh". But yeah, they would probably go for some meme wad instead.

>>714886584
No. Transsexuals are mentally ill and need counselling and treatment by certified mental health professionals. We should not entertain or encourage their delusional behavior.

>>714886761
>like hundred thousand different people
This was from ESA, which is a lot smaller, but it obviously wasn't worth anyways.

>PLS BUY GAME
okay i get it man dont make it too obvious

>>714886761
>I wonder why this is
Simple, the actual name of the game was only mentioned once and everything else was focused on the character. To this day I could not tell you the name of the game unless it is actively posted.

>>714886761
Are you saying this didn't make you want to buy Hoplegs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvObUqjF6I

>>714886685
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>PLS BUY GAEM
lmao they aren't even pretending

>>714886852
>full sunlust UV run

>>714886761
It just wasn't a very good ad, the only time the name of the game was said was right at the end without any context, so no-one even knew her game was called Chenso Club. Lots of people thought that was studio that made it or something else.

>possible world record on a game 5 people in the world have played
OH MY GOOOOOOD SO HYPE WOOOOW

>>714886779
as much as I don't care about souls games, they all make pretty good speedrun games
theres the right amount of glitches, skill, and cultural knowledge for them to be impressive and understandable

>>714886214
From GDQs holding accounts. They don't donate all the money to charity.

WORLD RECORD OF THIS HIGHLY COMPETITIVE CATEGORY!!!

>>714886169
I can afford to leave when Trump makes the US one of those shithole countries while you'll die in your basement waiting for an ambulance from a libtard city. Enjoy your winning, I guess.

>>714886471
It's been so long that the average viewer in 2025 has probably never seen a normal run of something like SM. I think a lot of people tune in just to see a classic they love played in a crazy way, with most importantly commentary that actually helps you follow along. GDQ shouldn't turn the big classic runs into gimmicks just for people who have already watched 10 events.

>>714886825
ofc it's on sale, the dev would be a morron not to put it on sale

>Majora's Mask has naming incentive
It's gonna be something something trans rights, isn't it?

game does not even appear on submission list, are the devs really paying to gdq to show their shit on stream, how sad

brb buying advertised game i don't know the name of(or care) since i'm not watching

Wow, really great dev commentary to help sell your game

indie dev must be brutal, imagine sinking years of your life into this and having 5 players

>>714886852
BTSX would be a hard sell since where the fuck even is EP3? But Ancient Ayys would be nice.

Personally I'd like to see Going Down just for the possibility of getting Cyriak on the couch so he can talk about his love of sector toilets.

The developer is a charisma void, why would you put the lead programmer on a pr call?

>>714886968
>WR is 23:58
>Said his best is 20:38
So he's intentionally holding back runs because he wanted a WR at GDQ kek

>>714886956
ESA's two players one controller was pretty good.

oh they're still going at it?

>>714886993
I'm gonna donate $10,000 to name it Lonk then charge back

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A 14:88 IN STINKY PLANET: CAPTAIN DOODOO'S CURSE. THAT'S A NEW WORLD RECORD!!!!!!!

>>714886956
and the cultural knowledge is a big part of it, combined with Fromsoft's aversion to difficulty levels
If you watch some speedrunner do O&S well, you have pretty vivid memories of how hard they were on your first playthrough, so watching them speed through it like it's nothing, that's fun

>>714886498
same

I thought the actual game looked kinda neat.

Test

alright if your run has
>tranny
>obscure bullshit game
>gdq staff insert
>obvious paid advert
it gets an automatic ZZZ

>>714887035
I'd actually feel bad for them if they weren't currently subjecting me to this

>15 reviews as of now
If I had a better memory, I would check up that number again by the end of the event, but I won't remember this game's existence in a couple of hours.

>>714884054
Thanks for reminding me anon

>>714886937
>Sunlust 100% UV Fast Pistol Start

is this another random no-name game that just happens to be published by a sponsor and included in the humble bundle?

>>714886592
Technically they had Yoshi's Island in 2021, but that was during the dark ages where everything was online.
SMW2 has not been played at an in-person event in 10 years as far as I can tell, which is absurd.

can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh chart?

>>714887117
>something wicked this way cums

>>714887118
now we're talking

>Developer give us some lore to explain this shitty shovelware

>uhh
>ehhhh
>ummmm
>uuhhhh so now hmmmm there is going to be uhhh there is a seaworm you have to fight it

>Thank you developer

kino game

>>714887117
>staff

Rate the Seafrog shill run

>>714887117
How hot is it inside that suit, they're like 50-60 lbs arent they

>>714887224
F
Ads get F

>>714887113
ill screencap this image and post for later for ya

>>714887224
Z

>>714887224
F

>>714887224
F
Advertisement.

Don't do it Jaxler... don't say trans rights...

>>714887215
Oh god

>>714887224
F

>>714887117
>Staff
what the fuck

>>714887224
Z
Thus always to ad runs

>>714887224
D?

>>714887224
Z

>>714887224
D
the game looked alright, but everything else sucked ass

>>714887224
F

>>714887035
bummer, try putting large breasted anime women with jiggle physics in it next time

>>714887117
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE ROCK

IS COOKIN

>>714887117
>literal coolest run ever
>this fucking sucks actually

>>714887224
C

Wow, everyone really does have their own podcast these days

>>714887224
F
Ad.

>>714887224
SSS for trans aids

>>714887224
F

>>714887224
ZZZ>>714887105

>>714887224
ZZZ

>>714886812
Well said. SM64 is shit but when you see those autists muck around in that shit like you’ve never seen before you’re stunned.

>>714886978
the old guard staff who made classic runs like metroid or sm64 a staple have mostly been replaced by people who were fans of gdq and see those games are boring or overplayed. Have been in the speedrunning community for a long time and I know a few people on the games committee, they hate that old shit and if it were fully up to them every run would be obscure shit only 2 people have ever played

>>714887118
C

>>714887224
C

>>714887224
ZZZ
noisy add

>>714887069
>"World record"
>In something that literally only you in the world competes in
I guess losers need trophies too

>>714887224
E-, boring advertisement

>>714887224
A, game looks fun regardless of it being an ad

do you think this dev even likes the game or he's just getting a paycheck and knows it's slop

the next one doesn't seems to have a lot of runners too

wow, what a game.

>>714887224
F

>>714887224
ZZZ
for zenless shit zero is less blatantly shilled

>>714887224
D, boring ad

>>714887224
F also an ad

>>714887224
Giving it a C-

>>714887224
ZZZ
A microcosm of everything wrong with GDQ.

"I hope"
jeez, i almost felt bad for this guy

>>714887224
D

>thanks for having me on your couch, i had so much fun, it was a blast
did that guy even speak once during the run?

dev sounds like he is 10 minutes from suicide

>>714887405
He had almost no energy on the skype call I don't even think he spoke. Can't tell if he paid for this slot or if these two spergs forced him into this

>>714887224
Z

>>714887302
>>714887215
remember when they banned that one girl from wearing a hat but the GDQ staff can wear a literal fur suit in front of the camera?

>>714887224
Z, a potential good run was denied for this shit.

I will never buy your game, fuck off.

>>714887224
Z

This level of shilling is just embarrassing

>uhhhhh
>yeah uhhhhh
>shoutout to uhhhhhh

This dev is a fucking turbosperg jesus

>>714886974
Lmao I’m a dual citizen, I can dip if needed.
Stay and die mad you salty bitch

>not WR
the final insult

>>714884054
Where do they post them?

>>714887501
New "WR" incoming

>>714887359
Reminds me of seeing Pitchfork step away from talking about popular indie bands and instead shill no-name rappers and random trust fund kids. They actively hold some kind of spite for the classics.

why haven't you made a game yet? You're already in your 30s

>>714887473
Uhh don't disparage the non-verbal bigot.

PLEASE PLEEEEEEASE BUY THIS PLEASE GOD

>>714887573
i have made a frogger clone im kind of a big deal desu

Can someone join the discord to check if its just the two of them? Cause I highly doubt its a "bunch of people"

>>714887573
Porn fried my brain.

>>714887069
lets goooo poggers trans rights hooooyppe ooooorb

>>714887516
it's steam summer sale, m8. pretty much everything is on sale, especially slop like this

>>714887359
>they hate that old shit and if it were fully up to them every run would be obscure shit only 2 people have ever played
I wish they would pull their heads out of their own asses and try to understand what the average twitch viewer is tuning in for but enough has already been said about how GDQ is an extremely insular clique

>>714887539
https://photos.gamesdonequick.com/

>>714887332
>phoneposter
>twittard
>screencapping his own schizoposts

>>714886761
Advertising does nothing. We have many examples of this. Indie games that blow up get there through word of mouth, not extensive advertising campaigns. A streamer playing a game just isnt enough to carry a game, a bunch of twitch emote spam equates to jack shit. Those people barely even play games. They watch other people play games. If your game is shit and uninteresting it doesnt matter how many people you shill it to. They’ll always see it for what it is: a turd in a sea of endless shit. You need to pour your heart in a game and ideally have a unique twist that differentiates your games from the churning of derivative shit everywhere.

>>714887224
Z

>>714887573
I made a tower defense game in visual basic in high school, I know what I'm talking about

>no one even bothered to rate the run
grim

>>714887224
D

Not really interesting game, meh runners, and absolutely devoid of any charm developer.

Is ESA still uploading last year videos?

>>714887479
he HAS to sell minimum 20k copies by the end of the week or he'll be buried alive in a nevada desert

>>714887573
Just finished making my side scrolling RPG about dating my trans sister, it will be featured at the next GDQ

>>714887573
I wasted my 20s at a dead end job and partying instead of learning how and now that I'm learning AI is replacing all the developers anyway

>>714887573
the game i want will probably require millions of dollars and a team of people to fund and it's hopeless

>>714887573
i hate video games, why would i want make one

>>714887609
There is 9 (NINE) total people

im excited for the kingdom hearts run tonight

>>714883751 (OP)
I MIGG

Who's the girl on the right?

>>714887224
F

>let's go divorce
what?

>>714887675
we already rated it, don't need a separate set of rate spam just for that shitty extra incentive bit

>>714887224
C, not too interesting, not too bad. Don't feel a need to shit on it for being an ad, Steam charts already make it clear they're in bad enough straits as it is.

>>714887573
I like video games, I'd rather play them

>>714887524
dual citizen? guess you haven't been paying attention. might not get to choose when you leave. Adios!

>>714887730
>There is 9 (NINE) total people
Oh... oh no...

>>714887224
Z

>indie game
>indie game
>indie game
>indie game
>indie game

God bless you for surviving trans folks

>trying to be serious and emotional
>ALSO BIG THE CAT AND SONIC ADVENTURE 2 TRANS RIGHTS

>>714887573
i already have been raped by asm and let some jp play my shit though

Just surviving!! ;__;

I love when they say TRANS RIGHTS with authority

>>714887573
I have been working on my own game for a while now. It isn't speedrun friendly though

>from my non-binary spouse
how can you be a spouse if you're not a woman

>>714887646
I can't believe this nigger is trying to push his schizo headcanon outside of these threads, too.

>>714887753
I'm gonna apply for a Wario World run next GDQ on Retroid Pocket 5, wish me luck!

>no good games for 12 hours
I'll sleep early tonight

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!!! STUNNING AND BRAVE!

>>714886852
>>714886937
>>714887118
Surely HFFM would be the perfect wad for a GDQ.

>>714887573
I dont care about making games, I have plenty of other hobbies i like to do and making games sounds gay as fuck

To all trans folx: SURVIVE!

>>714886672
fair enough

This is the best hour to either sleep or go to the gym for. There is nothing of value until Majora's Mask, and even that's a maybe

>open stream
>instantly hit with advertisement for hamburgers

>>714887117
>staff
what the fuck? he's the one behind everything. Every game show segment, every gay sketch, every trans rights donation being read. Its all him

>>714887573
I'm only 27 doe. I still got time. 27 is young!

>>714886993
Yep.

>>714887818
I still remember when I busted the most mind shattering nut to Amy Rose that one time, shit was wild and almost made me pass out. God I was a horny beast in my teenage years. I would jack off and not 15 minutes later be right back to it.

I think I'd rather go back to the donations of people dumping their life story with cancer than every other dono being about trannies.

>>714887725
tell us your million dollar idea

this dude cannot speak

>>714887928
Probably because you've been stuffing your mouth with too much mcdonald's lately, fat fuck

TRANS RIGHTS HELL YEAH

>>714883823
▲
▲ ▲
▲ ▲ ▲

why would anyone donate for a bidwar anymore?
literally everyone knows that TRANS RIGHTS HOOOYP wins every single one of them, even if it looks like it might not win an anonymous donation of 10k will make it win at the last possible moment

there's literally 0 point

>merio for trans rights!
>sanic for trans rights!
>pikablu for trans rights!
>gokugod for trans rights!

This is the console Casual Birder is played on, btw.

>>714884896
I want to go back

>>714887573
I've already worked on several, I got out of the industry before it started going to shit hard and never looked back.

>>714887851
I hate trannies as much as the next guy but "spouse" is a marital partner. Both husbands and wives are "spouses".

>>714887983
millions dollars required for the soundtrack, motion capture, staff of team to model the game, sound designers etc
the idea isn't worth a million dollars

>>714887573
I'm a lazy fuck.

What do you call this body type?

>>714887978
I know how you feel, but nobody asked.

>>714887904
>simply breathing in the 1st world where you have all the luxuries you can possibly have
>behave like you're a jew hiding in an attic during the holocaust
Why do they do this?

>>714887573
And many game developers are in their 40s or older, what’s your point?

>>714888065
>No tits
>No hips
>Went fatty fat
>Still no tits
>Still no hips

>>714887801
I gotta say I’m enjoying your seethe lmao

>>714888115
Tubular.

>>714887983
Scan actresses feet but don't actually make an entire game to hide it.

>>714888052
I'm not spending 200 bucks, just to play the latest game by Lucas Pope

>>714888065
this thing was never attractive

>>714888115
you hate to see it

>>714887741
giwtwm

ANOTHER MILLION DOLLAR DONATION FROM THE YETI!!!! HOOOOOIPE

Yetee has to be in this mostly for the tax-writeoff at this point.

>>714888115
You failed as a woman when your fupa is bigger than your tits.

>>714888115
Sad.

>>714888071
ah my mistake, I'm an ESL

>>714888115
orange fridge

>>714888115
dad body

anyone else going to Magfest East in ireland this year?

>>714888115
hot

>>714888065
solid 6/10

stop hating on indie dev games /v/

>>714887662
you say that but slop phone games with extreme levels of advertising sell like candy

This needed to be on GDQ stage?

>three he/hims

please be a good run

>>714887573
I did then realised the industry is beyond fucked so got out while I could

what the fuck is this block? the shilling indie shit that no one plays block?

Gimmick run?

>>714887224
D for gay boring ad.

these people could all be couches by themselves

:O

>>714888115
Cute!

the nintendo daterape is my favorite console

>we're gonna be cranking it

He's getting banned isn't he

>>714888368
I love Lea's game!

>we're gonna be cranking it with our playdates
???

this run looks cool as shit, I love little peripherals

>cranking it with our playdates
is this a potential S rank run?

SOIFACE: the game

>>714887573
i am making one but it's not gonna sell

>>714887573
if I knew how to code I'd go work in a bank or healthcare or some shit

>>714888275
No thanks, don't want to get turned into kebab.

what are they using to capture the screen

>>714888469
It is pretty great, even if some of the puzzles are kind of vague as fuck for if you're doing it right or not.

/v/ will call this game soulless because ya'll just cant let people enjoy thing's

>>714884302
▯▼▯
▼▯▼

>>714888548
looks like a usb c cable

>>714887662
In other completely unrelated news, check out Persona Musume 5: The Phantom Uma Archive X(TM), available on Steam(TM) for free* right now!

>>714888596
>y'all

>>714888596
>ya'll

>>714888548
PlayDate uses USB-C for charging/vid-out.

what is this game
what is that shit he is playing it on

is this an ad run for the fucking console? it's the fucking size of a package of condoms

>>714888596
it is a shallow attempt at soul completely devoid of any character
but brown subhumans like you couldn't tell the difference

>>714888541
This, the game industry is a shit place to work, especially now where you can make a game that sells millions and still get laid off to make a graph go up a tiny amount for the shareholders.

based Fat Bastard on the couch

>>714888548
displayport via usb-c I believe

This is basically Mother 4. Stop hating /v/.

>>714888613
FUUUUUUCK

>>714888596
I'll call it soulless because it's yet another quirky earthbound inspired indie game made with a """""retro"""" style, put it in the pile with the 40,000 others.

Why the fuck is he wearing fingerless gloves?

>>714888663
It looks so fucking small and uncomfortable to hold. Is it made by the Chinese by any chance?

>>714888052
Fuck I thought you were joking, Anon

>>714888663
is he wearing GAMER GLOVES?

Are you cranking it to this run, anon?

>>714888734
Why aren't you

>>714888596
people have no right to enjoy things so shut the fuck up

the character art is disgusting

>>714888115
Greasepunk

>>714888728
I dunno, it seems more Pokemon Snap inspired

>Back to back to back dev shilling
Indie devs are hacks

Why is this the only run with a handcam

>>714888035
How do they not understsnd this just makes people more fatigued with their shit?
I swear AGDQ this winter was much better about this nonsense, and overall. It’s like the orgs saw the positive reception on the more laid back atmosphere, thought “we cant have that!” and doubled down on the tranny faggotry

>>714888663
It came out three years ago. Just a case of a guy trying to speedrun something no one else is, given how niche/expensive that little thing is.

This run is definitely a trojan horse to see what they can get away with

>>714888734
>>714888751
Extra grip for cranking.

>>714888778
Nope sorry, I only yank my hog to Coco's coconuts

>the current year
HE KNOWS

>pedo photographer segment

this is getting banned

that was illegal in australia

HONK HONK GEESE

>>714888830
unique input

>>714888830
It's an advert for the Playdate.
Only 229.00 USD! Buy yours now!

>fattest guy likes penguins
typical

>What is YA'LLST Favorite bird?
Just say what is your favorite bird JESUS

So this is pokemon snap for soibois who want to use some fake gameboy?

>>714888596
honestly looks pretty soul-ful for a game on a gay meme hand-held. art is pretty good and the concept is intereting

>butter on a stick
American hours?

>>714888896
>229.00 USD

>>714888872
as long as no one says 'dude in a silk dress' ingame, we're in the clear

>>714888838
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>714888896
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playdate_(console)#Season_1_(April%E2%80%93July_2022)

More games than the Switch 2

Why would anyone commit to making a game for this device? This thing must have sold 100 units and 10 of those people will play this game.

>>714888939
That is the unironic dialect of some people. It's not always trendy nu-speak.

Reminder that they didn't even make a fucking fishing game for this thing.

>>714887327
>bummer, try putting large breasted anime women with jiggle physics in it next time
and/or cute lolis

>>714888115
Ganbare, Belt-kun

>>714888896
>more than an analogue pocket
Nein

>>714888896
Haha! Good jo...

>>714888896
>>714888984
It averages arouns 130 bucks at Ali, but for that price you're gonna get greater service out of some of the more recent chinkhelds like the TrimUI Brick

>>714888896
No thanks, I already have 2 chinese handhelds.

Z rating
shill run

>>714889016
We’re being forcefed way more “trans rights” bullshit even tho last event was a step in the right direction

>>714888896
Can't you get a chinkheld that can play GC and PS2 games with that money?
Hell, a deck isn't that much expensive.

>>714888896
it's a gameboy pocket with a crank. 1996 called, they want their joke and handheld back.

>>714888381
Yeah, and Stardew Valley sold 41M despite being made by one person. It didnt have an extensive advertising campaign. It maintained and grew its playerbase with free updates and zero microtransactions. It is still one of the best selling games on PC, consoles, and phones. All of that was through word of mouth. You can shill a turd and dump millions advertising to MAYBE trick someone into playing your game temporarily, but once word gets out that it’s a flaming pile of dogshit, you’re not gonna make that advertising money back. Some exposure is necessary, but marketing the shit out of a turd isnt going to be a runaway success. You’re better off taking those resources and just making a better game. Look at all the good the paid reviews, TV show shilling and advertising did for a game like concord.

And dont try and pretend Stardew Valley is the exception because there are plenty more examples of games made on a shoestring budget by one or a few people with zero big advertising campaigns becoming huge successes and making tens of millions of dollars, eating the lunch of AAA devs that are getting shut down left and right.

>but this indie dev made a good game and it failed!
Then he should try again, use the experience he gained to make a better game. The more you do that, the better chances of success. And these games that are being shilled on stream that have zero players? Are these really masterpieces? Do they look special, like something you want to play? No, which means they need to go back to the drawing board and make something that actual grips people and makes them say “hey that looks really cool”

>>714888896
Close enough, welcome back Ouya

>>714889096
>gut poking out

>>714889135
The name is a marketing disaster

What's your favorite bird, anon?

>>714889158
I don't remember this step in the right direction happening

>>714889095
Is BA worth it now that is on steam?

>>714888896
id rather get a r36s for 40 bucks from ali if i have to

>$229 for a cheap ass ARM device
Don't know whether to laugh or feel insulted.

>>714888115
The little FUPA that could

>>714889058
>The game YOYOZO, developed by Matt Sephton, was included in Ars Technica's "Best Video Games of 2023" list
lol
lmao

>>714889196
>It didnt have an extensive advertising campaign.
Bro, Chucklefish went all out advertising at a fuckton of places.

>>714889094
kek

>>714889261
IT HAS A CRANK THO

>>714889267
that fupa ain't little

She cute though desu.

Nothing about it was interesting. Even /v/ seemed opened minded if it actually had some decent games, was a little cheaper, and the crank recharged the system.

>>714889232
don't look up the english name

game looks kind of charming. I'm not paying that much for that tiny handheld though

>>714889196
holy fuck I'm not reading all that
I'm happy for you
or sorry that happened

>>714889221
Sounds like a prostitute service?

>>714889095
If she can tempt the Senko artist into making h doujins, she can sell a game.

>>714889291
looks fun as fuck, what's the problem?

Fun fact the Playdate sold 75k units but only 150k games which means the average person only bought it for TWO games despite the store having over 800 titles.

>fails the only trick in the run

Epic...

>All big dudes
>Smallest handheld I've ever seen

Kek

>>714889295
but does your PC have a crank?

>>714889201
>welcome back Ouya
Oh shit, I forgot all about that piece of shit

>>714889345
Nice Tit.

>>714889251
NTA but from what I've heard it's using the preexisting servers for non-JP players, so have fun staying perpetually behind in a gacha that's around for years now

>>714889232
european magpie

>>714889345
For its "Venom getting out of a tennis ball" bird

>>714889232
I saw some pretty red bird yesterday, I'm in Texas I don't know what it's name was

>>714889389
Didn't it come with a subscription service?

>>714889389
800 titles? I thought there's only 20 something? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playdate_(console)#Season_1_(April%E2%80%93July_2022)

Alright I never post here but here are my thoughts on the occurance of self proclaimed transgender people and their choice of game.

Most of their choice of games have either of these following traits: Female Protagonist, Cartoonish Aesthetic, Niche Indie, Overtly Colorful, Child like, Cute, the weirder the better. Sometimes they choose games just because it has communistic or socialistic values in nature, even though its aesthetic is now what they prefer.
Where as normal people tend for the following: Grounded choice of franchise, nothing too niche, mature or realistic aesthetics, male protagonist, classic retro, nothing too niche, abstract games only when they have intellectual value.

The difference here is the clinical level of refusal towards adulthold. The normal geeks just have subconscious of fear of growing up, where the transgender geeks have a deep rooted pathological fear, that seemingly avoids any contact towards reality, maturity, adulthood, growth, reflection or discomfort. It's no wonder this hobby has the highest density of gender dysphoric, autistic and generally unlikable people, since this hobby offers the highest amount of escapism, where noone has to think about their social or sexual market value, family building or any responsability related higher goal. Pathological escapism in individualism rooted consumerism is nothing but a drug for coping and autist need this drug the most or else they question their own value of life. Thanks for reading.

>>714888896
Awful but I'll give them 0.1 points of credit for actually releasing a second batch of games for it, this was the easiest pumpndump opportunity ever.

>>714889232
The humble black capped chickadee.
I had a group eating out of my hand last year.

>>714889389
I'm pretty sure these devices exist mostly for collectors and scalpers who are going to sell in unopened on Ebay in 10 years for 3k.

>>714889380
you are

>>714889428
Just map the crank to a joystick's rotation, that should work

>>714889232
crows

Is this meant to be some quirky meta narrative game? I have no idea what is going on