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>>714883751
do you shave your legs \v\?
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i'm a migga
Will Gayjora's Gash be good?
>>714891050He has better legs than most of the women and trannies
>>714891050are those batman crocs?
There were mourning doves that nested on my porch and the babby done got eated the first night after it fledged :(
I hate stray and outdoor cats.
>>714891027>>714891060what this meme? im new
Why do they have so many recaps now? I swear it used to be one at the end of the day.
We're migging in!!
Outta my way!!
>>714891093Nice mig, bro.
first time in these threads, are they comfy? Also is there any lore that I need to know?
>See Sonic Adventue 2 on the schedule
>mfw it's some co-op meme bullshit instead of a normal run
I just wanted to watch a game I like get played quickly.
I got stabbed and had my left foot broken for misgendering a proud transgender woman today, just wanted to say I love transpeople and so does my wife and I'd never intend psychological harm on the trans community.
>>714891240Just crank it and you'll be fine.
>>714891248You're watching the wrong fucking marathon
>/v/ when an epic speedrun is going on
:|
>/v/ when birds
:O
>>714891240Yes but you need to know your birds, it's important to be able to tell a blue tit from a great tit.
>>714891240We love our greasy, chubby KungFu around these parts.
>>714891282i agree it's a shitty meme
but well what can you do
this event is extremly bad
>>714891050tried it once but you really need an epilator
>>714891282I just really like war planes
Have a not-MiG.
>grab some water
>grab some sex
Based?
>>714891282fuck off miglet
>no more trans runners today
BOOOOO
stopped watching agdq when they started displaying pronouns on the screen.
what does migging mean?
>grab some water, grab some sex
don't mind if i do
Did that dude just say grab some sex
>>714891282Why do you hate miggers so much?
>>714891162The albino niggas always crack me up in these types of ads
>2ยฝh of majoras mask
This better be good
>>714891457mig is OUR word, not theirs
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>Real game
>Real category
How are they going to make this one unwatchable?
>>714891457it's a code word for starting to transition. this is a trans thread
>>714891478More like Memejora's Mask.
OoT blows out it thoroughly.
>>714891525>run by "thesausage"well at least that's probably not a trans runner
>>714891474I heard it too.
>>714891457transitioning from one old thread to the new one
>>714891050No, just my groin and balls every couple of months
I hope the MM run is decent at least
>>714891478>>714891525>Filename: TRANS RIGHTSYAMERO
>>714891457>Russian Aircraft Corporation "MiG" (Russian: Poccะธะนcะบaั caะผoะปััocัpoะธัeะปัะฝaั ะบopะฟopaัะธั โMะธะโ, romanized: Rossiyskaya samolyotostroitel'naya korporatsiya "MiG"),[2] commonly known as Mikoyan and MiG, is a Russian aerospace and defence company headquartered in Begovoy District, Moscow.[3]>Mikoyan was the successor to the Soviet Mikoyan and Gurevich Design Bureau (Mะธะบoัฬะฝ ะธ ะypeฬะฒะธั, Mะธะ; OKB-155 design office prefix MiG) founded in 1939 by aircraft designers Artem Mikoyan and Mikhail Gurevich. Mikoyan were notable for their fighter and interceptor aircraft which became a staple of the Soviet Air Force and Russian Air Forces, nations within the Soviet sphere of influence, and other nations such as India and many Arab states. Mikoyan aircraft were frequently used in aerial confrontations with American and allied forces during and since the Cold War, and have become commonly featured aircraft in popular culture. Mikoyan aircraft were the most produced jet fighter family.
>>714891539They should just save these for ZFG. Even if he's not there, just wait until the next event. He's the only one that should be allowed to do real Zelda 64 runs.
>>714891282It's why I have it filtered out on desktop. Unfortunately I'm mobilefagging so I have to see them
>>714891539you'll know within 5 seconds of seeing what the couch looks like
>>714891539Filename Choice
it will be Trans Rights right?
>>714891457migger lives matter
Finally a game coming up, they have been playing dogshit all morning
>>714891539The moon will be swapped with a low poly trollface.
>>714891638>Trans Rights>Despite collecting every mask, they'll always just be Linktrvth acorn
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Not gonna lie bros, the rest of today's schedule looks packed
>>714891652ZFG went to esa and is skipping GDQ, he's had it with the tranny shenanigans
>>714891539its no major glitches, shit is boring
>>714891539Could always be worse I guess
>>714891703If it were ACE it would be about three minutes long.
>>714891732I don't recall him being there. Last event he was at was AGDQ.
>>714891539Annoying announcer
>>714891728I'm looking forward to A Plumber for All Seasons. SMW runs are always good and the hack is amazing.
>pseudoregalia later
i enjoy this game a lot, the movement is very fun, but i just know whoever is going to be running/commentating this game will be insufferable
>>714891759>4 hours and 15 minutes of Corvibeastjesus fucking christ
>>714891539>zelda 64>not the GOATI sleep
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>>714891685>it will be Trans Rights right?Of course!
>>714891759>corvimale + flygonecancer
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Bird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhFMcQZsMYc
>>714891732>>714891810he didn't run anything, not even sure if he was ever on cam. just went there to see what it was like
>>714891457It's ritualposting, aka people who should be permanently barred from using this site
>Playdate
Did they really accept that hipster meme console with the crank into the marathon?
>>714891685What do you think, anon?
>>714891759When is this run i'm a fan of trainwreck runs
>>714891902why did he do it?
>>714891902Why did she do it?
>>714891539Runners start arguing how Ganondorf is rebelling against the Gerudo matriarchy for being the lone Gerudo male in a century or something
>>714891869You cheap bastards could've sniped this if you wanted to.
oh what a big surprise, seriously what's the point of filenames
>>714891925There has gotta be a discord of troons organised to do this shit.
What rights do trans people not have
>turns right
tranny sisters.......
>>714891923you think you're edgy asking retarded rhetorical questions?
>>714891967>You cheap bastards could've sniped this if you wanted to.Anything funny or edgey would have been overruled by GDQ staff
You'd have to make it very, very subtle
remember anons, to avoid this
EARLY
AND OFTEN
>mocking trans rights
>no pronouns
is this gonna actually be good?
please clap for the freaks
>>714892045attention deficit
>trans rights impeding the run
Oh the irony
Erm did that zoomzoom just make a hecking transphobic joke?
Ahahaha, it's RCT2 all over again.
MAJORA SAYS TRANS RIGHTS!
>real game
>real run
>real normal people
HOLY KINO
KINO
KINO
BIOLOGICAL FEMALE ON THE COUCH
Gaston is a pretty cool filename but NO WE NEED TRANS RIGHTS IN EVERY GAME EVERY FILENAME AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Doesn't even fit the character limit of the game it was being voted into
lmao
boring if every name is gonna be the same thing
>Turn on SGDQ day 1
>Trans runner
>Turn on SGDQ day 2
>Trans runner
>Turn on SGDQ day 3
oh hey this person has a normal voice
>Transrights
>>714892045>What rights do trans people not haveFOUND THE TRANSPHOBE
>>714891925Fucking agp-tards picked literally the least funny and the least fucking entertaining one
>>714892074>>714891967no we couldn't have
Not even trying to snipe it with Luigi would have worked
For the very simple reason that if it looked like anything "but" trnsrght would win, anonymous donos out of nowhere
Finally, a good classic sausagefest.
>>714892045The right to molest children without repercussions and jailing anyone who dares to wound their fragile egos
>>714891978>gdq telling me to have sex nowgrim
Greetings from Kyrgyzstan
Keep up the hard work. Trains is hard job
Holy shit, a no pronouns runner? This is going to get at least a B from me.
Where are their pronouns??
>trans people like to speedrun video games, and also speedrun through life
>i'm very excited to see the sausage
HNNNNNG
>misa
>no pronouns
HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW
>>714891978realistically what was he trying to say here? Snacks? Sets?
>>714892205If that's what they wanted why don't they just join the catholic church?
The sausage is going into Misa every night
>>714892242Whatever you say, Jar Jar.
>>714892179I mean at this point this is basically the tranny superbowl. I know I'm not spending a cent on this shit.
>>714892263Real womanโs voice anon
>>714890960 (OP)Imagine being this bald on a livestream for speedrunning.
what the twitter of the red haired girl from the interview?
>>714892263its the runners GF
the link to her twitch has no vods, no info aside from a link recommending the runner
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>trans rights filename
Z rating
when did gdq become sub locked again? like 2018?
Is there seriously no sound from the game?
>>714891072>>714892349Who voted for you still
what the fuck this person mean by this?
>>714892329Why the fuck would you spend any money on it in the first place when it's free to watch? If you have spare money, just send it to me.
I know it's beating a dead horse, but glitchless any% is the most underrated category for speedruns.
>>714892045they subscribed to HumanRights Poor Edition and think they deserve HumanRights Deluxe because they put on women's clothes
>>714892365Welcome to the speedrunning community!
>>714892450Ingame audio has been stupidly low the whole event.
>>714892450you will listen to the retarded audience
you will listen to donation messages
>>714892326>Whatever you say, Jar Jar.Fuck you anon, I just laughed in the middle of my Zoom meeting
>>714892464It could have been a real new game just with reused assets instead of the same exact map and game but with GMOD
>>714892473I agree, glitchless any% no text and cutscene skip is peak
Damn she's so sweet on him. What a fuckin baller for flexing his gf on the couch in this event full of virgins and autogynephiles.
Are theseโฆ.normal peopleโฆ.at GDQ?
>>714892464It could have been a gaiden of a good Zelda game instead of a gaiden of a bad Zelda game
>>714892045The right to live their life in peace from chuds like you.
>>714892454I know who's behind this post.
>>714892594It's gotten so bad we're surprised when troons aren't shitting up a run.
>>714892464majora's mask: an actual new zelda game with its own identity that just happens to reuse oot's assets
totk: shameless asset flip that took 7 years to develop
I hate normalfags so much
>muh blue dog like in the youtube video!!
>>714892608what's with all the zzz on katamari? The distribution seems weird
>>714892660no one knows what you're talking about
>>714892608>WolfensteinWhat went wrong?
>>714892721How many are now trannies?
>>714892402>doesn't know kffchow new ru
>>714892464Pretentious hipster who thinks MM is better than OoT. Wishes ToK was the same compared to BotW.
MM is dogshit compared to OoT.
>>714892608casual birder was an ad
>>714892660I agree. I cringed when blue dog was brought up.
Man that's a loud talker in the background.
>>714892784No it wasn't you fucking schizo
This seems like one of those games that would be a major pain in the ass to figure out the proper routing for speedruns.
>>714892721Man, that must've been awesome, to run a train on her with your autistic buddies.
Zelda runs are usually good
>>714892608Seafrog not too good then?
>>714892768this newfag clearly has never used the internet. probably only has a phone
>>714892750black in a flash runner+couch nonstop commenting about stomping fascism
>>714892720People voting SSS on katamari did it because LOL CUTE FURRY TRANNY (Japan). That's it.
>>714892781Majora's Mask isn't a great Zelda game but it's an amazing game and work of art just for its incorporation of ludonarrative elements
>>714892845that's a good thing
>>714892464MM was basically an asset flip of OOT made in like a year but they did something actually unique with it. TOTK is basically an asset flip of BOTW but it took them 6 years to make and it's basically just the same game as BOTW at its core
This is shaping up to be extremely comfy
>>714892893no, that's why you voted ZZZ. Katamari was comfykino
I hear someone talking in my left ear
>>714892608>Katamari suddenly has 50 more ratings than the game before and after itTOTALLY NOT BOTTED OR SAMEFAGGED BTW
>no major glitches
>goes out of bounds
>migged too late from gym
Has it been a good run so far?
I'm gonna watch this run, but if I hear ONE more "trans rights", I'm permanently quitting GDQ
>>714892973No it wasnt, nothing comfy about it
>>714892045Healthcare is the major one. They have to pay out of pocket for every medicine and surgery they have. Grifters have even started selling chink estrogen to young trannies that poisons them , beyond the poisoning effect of putting estrogen into a male's body. If obamacare didn't pay for schizophrenics' antipsychotics there would be bodies in the streets within the month. It really speaks to the female nature of these men that they haven't killed any bigpharma execs yet. You can hate them for invading your safespace but there are rights they genuinely lack the rights you have.
The autistic history being described in this run is amazing.
>>714892989yeah it's not a "major" glitch for MM compared to the shit that lets you just spawn any item item into your inventory
>>714893015that guy probably got crippled for the rest of his life
>>714892989NMG in this means no duping or arbitrary code execution
>>714892989they explained it at the start, they consider major glitches anything that allows arbitrary code execution, anything else is allowed
Why does no one speedrun Ocarina of Time
>2 and a half hours
I'm going to take a nap /v/
>>714893015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY_mJkgRxuM
>>714893104nah, I reckon the blubber absorbed the impact
>>714893128probably one of the most popular speedgames of all time along with SM64
He's actually asking for quiet time? What the hell does this guy think he's doing, some sort of speedrun? Doesn't he know that this is just background noise for begging for donations and yelling about trans rights?
>>714891457A migger is someone who migs, but you can only say migga to us.
>>714892720Furry vtumor run. That distribution is still nothing compared to Clair Obscur, and I still haven't heard a clear explanation of why this one is so split between positive and negative. I think it had something to do with the game itself, but I've never heard of the game before so I dunno.
>>714893128More like Ocarina of Old News
>>714893128SRM fucking sucks
>>714893035your insecurity is showing. you may be gay or secretly a woman in a man's body
>>714893128the organizers think its boring because it used to be run every GDQ so they don't accept those runs anymore
I never got the appeal of Zelda runs
It's always just:
>I'm gonna stand over here and press A to break the code
No platforming, no skill or fun movement, just hacking the game
>>714893128everyone speedruns the N64 verison, why does no one speedrun the 3DS game?
>>714893015you can see the earth shake wth
>>714893206are you not allowed to say the n word on /v/ anymore or something
What was Nintendo smoking when creating Majoraโs Mask?
>>714893206the game has been prime shitpost fodder on /v/ for the past 3 months
>>714893225Weird projection anon, I just didnt find a vturmour going ROYARUU RAINBOW while playing Katamari comfy
>>714893206tendie sour grapes
>>714893128Too difficult. That said, ESA usually has an OoT run.
i left at oneshot and looks like it was a good decision
seems everything since then has been trans shit or an ad
>>714893128They do. A lot.
I know what the guy said but it sounded like "take my herpes".
I wish more retro games were speedrun that werenโt the same Nintendoslop + Sonic every time
>won a perler and a shirt from agdq 2024
>took like 8 months to arrive
>shirt had SEVERAL hairs from different people on it
>zelda pearler was in like 5 pieces
>>714893261>run is on Wii Virtual console>anon complains about a different consolemoron
>>714893054That's tragic, I hope they get the mental help they need for their mental illness and dysphoria
>>714893293The good stuff. Sadly people only wanted more OoT/alttp for the rest of their lives
>>714893128It's in the top 5 most speedrun games of all time. As a result it has kind of had every possibility done and thus GDQ doesn't always have it.
This shit is dull as fuck
>>714893410well, you got it, didn't you...?
>>714893292A time constraint and limited budget
Seriously, I cannot overstate how much budget bloat has ruined gaming
Devs used to be creative to overcome budget & hardware limitations, now it's never needed
>>714893410Wow you got six prizes from GDQ?
>>714893418We had to ensure that vtumors didn't get their S rating.
>>714893384Magical Pop'n speed run please.
>>714893418>spergs start samefagging because they're madNothing really to think about.
>>714893054since gender dysphoria isn't considered an illness anymore by the WHO it doesn't need treatment
>>714893274It's short for migrating/migrated.
>>714893206no one actually cared about the run. the guy said "Uhmmm" a lot and went over estimate because he watched a cutscene, despite telling everyone who hadn't played the game to leave and play the game. There weren't even 65 unique posters in the ESA threads so that should tell you the rest
>>714892781I never liked MM much as a game but it's got good atmosphere, music, and the storytelling is excellent for the time and tech.
>>714892721She looks like Kirsten Dunst at home; I'd totally gangbang her with my bros.
>>714892720My irl friend who i hang out with often and watch events of all kinds msgd me while i was sleeping that there was a runner just making anime noises for commentary, he is asleep now what run was that? Was it the katamari one with the red haired vtuber avatar again?
>>714893410you weren't supposed to actually ask for the prizes anon, sent just doesn't send shit out half the time.
Worst run so far was Roller Coaster Tycoon, not only was it using a time skip mod (at a speedrun event) but it was just non stop trans rights spam
>>714893418vtuber board, deal with it
And i'm back.
What'd I miss?
>>714892464Eslbro he said mm is better than oot, which was correct
But the said totk wasn't better than botw, which was wrong
>>714893384Once you get into retro gaming you quickly realize how much of a recency + Nintendo bias these events have
>>714893292literally the same thing they smoked when they made tears of the kingdom
>>714893410>shirt had SEVERAL hairs from different people on itThey don't even clean it after everyone manhandles it all week?
>>714893410Just let it go man and enjoy the runs.
>>714893292The good stuff.
Do you think that trans girls are watching this while gooning?
>>714893576Wow 0/2 with that one.
>>714893563was it really worse than quake 64 though?
>>714893410You got Scented.
This run is dry as hell.
>>714893570Nothing good.
Hilarious how butthurt some people get about respecting the wishes of trans people lol
>>714893570do you think that suit has a hole?
>>714893570How is the furry the least uncanny looking thing in that webm?
>>714893128Ocarina got like 4 speedruns per event back in the 2013-2018 era.
>>714893646I was right he was ESL
So I'm at the very least 1/3
>>714893645not as hard as you. make sure to lube up anon
>>714893570we had a comfy bird thread
>>714891869>>714891982He could have gone with TranRgts I think he might be our guy
>>714893597Every year there's always a point where like 5 staff members are under the same prize blanket during a prize segment. I'm starting to gag thinking about this now
>>714893410My shirt from last year arrived after Christmas. I'd completely forgotten about it.
>>714893730>staff badgeabsolute state of GDQ
as someone who never played ocarina or MM, should i? i have nintedo online with the n64 shit
>>714891638I think that exceeds the character limit
>>714893798Nah, play the PC port.
They keep explaining what they need to do but they aren't explaining the significance of any of it, if you haven't played this game you'd still be completely lost
>>714893798of course they are timeless games, majoras mask was insane at the time
>>714893253Anything involving bombs is precise.
>>714893736>TranRgtsThat would be the perfect thing for /v/ to do on some of these incentives
Because it could be thought of as "Trans Regrets"
>>714893798Yes, but if you have a 3ds, play the 3ds version instead.
>>714893775that's coolmatty. he has a bionic arm and legs crafted out of recycled sex toys in there
>>714893054Medically unnecessary treatments are not covered by anyoneโs insurance, let alone cosmetic surgeries.
More fundamentally, healthcare is not a โright.โ Everybody pays, through insurance premiums or directly.
Deranged sex-pests want to force everyone to play along with their psychological delusion, that is โTrans Rightsโ, full stop.
>>714893864The explanation is the ultimate tourist filter
>>714893798Why don't you just emulate on PC where you can upres and play anyway you want?
>>714893798I haven't played the Switch versions but the old VC versions had twitchy controls that made them awkward to play. I suggest emulating or playing the native PC port that came out recently. Avoid the 3DS slop.
>no major glitches
>uses the unintended owl statue to teleport everywhere
what's considered a major glitch then? i was expecting a skill-based run
>>714893798OoT yeah, and if you thought it was good then MM.
>I'm targeting the bankers and then I'll go after the federal reserve
BANNED
>>714894006>emulatem8 these games run natively
>>714893293Why? What about the game makes it good shitposting material?
>>714893292MM had slightly less than a year dev cycle. (OoT was at least 5 years iirc.) The end result is about what you'd expect when they're trying to pad playtime (by forcing repetition) and reuse as many assets as possible while still having everything take place in a new region/world. I've always had extremely mixed feeling about MM.
So low energy. Can someone yell Chef, ORB or greg to get the folx hyped
>>714894116major glitches are like ACE and SRM
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>>714893054if body isn't indicative of being a woman why they need surgeries to change it
>>714894048it's the ones that just break the game so hard that it no longer resembles Zelda at all. ironically it's exactly the category that most /v/irgins would approve of, but their inherent contrarianism instead causes them to go
>UH OH, i see a glitch!
>>714894048I'd rather them just called it "Restricted" because that's what this basically is, a group of tricks the runners decided was an entertaining run. NMG is too vague, everything here is a "major" glitch.
>>714893730>>714893795>>714894037https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:of7ghvhfoztcleo7wfi3lqwo
Alright I need some quiet time for this trick- I GOT IT. That's actually a really hard trick probably the hardest trick in the game.
>>714894048major glitches is basically just SRM, and one other trick that basically let you rewrite memory
>zero-gravity invulnerable bomb jumps aren't a major glitch btw
>>714893920You're fucking evil man. How could you ruin someone's first play through of majora's mask like that, dickhead
Im not a miger. Stop calling me that
How do you even find that "backflip and shield with a bomb and pause-unpause into a wall in this random grotto" kind of glitch?
>>714894267dude looks completely normal, you would never know wtf
This is an S run guaranteed
>50k on prime hours
the rot is setting in...
>>714894323get a load of this 'lil migger
>>714894227It's always crazy how before he lost his limbs due to being essentially just a lazy cunt that CoolMatty was already shaped like a god damned eggplant
>>714894306Just enjoy the run.
>>714894267could have bet money on him owning a german shepherd or a husky
>>714894374>people will rate a dull-ass run highly because muh childhood game
>>714894267ngl these suits look like huge plushies you want to hug
>>714894147different people will give different answers, but in my view it has an extremely autistic fanbase that gets mad if you think it's anything other than the greatest game ever made vs. typical anons that think anyone praising a modern game is a paid shill
>>714894267his wife in the lower right panel
What's the best Zelda clone?
>>714894227He looks like he's wearing an inflatable ring for swimming pools
we have laundered 400000 dollars yeah
>>714894306glitch categorization is usually like
>If you stay in bounds and aren't fucking with the code, then it's a minor glitch
WE GOT POKEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>714894472also only 1 set of pronouns on the couch.
>>714894306Well they aren't.
>>714894472Happens all the time, and it isn't just nintendo
400k bros
thank you for saving all those undesirables
>>714894491Golden Axe Warrior
>>714894338it says a lot that the most well adjusted people at GDQ are the furrys.
>>714894558The runner already went out of bounds, multiple times.
>>714894306Don't even try to figure out Speedrunners logic about what is and isn't glitches
>>714894472Don't worry I will rate it fairly
>>714894491Okami and it isn't close
Dude just speedrunned Mikau's death. Brutal.
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>>714890960 (OP)>sgdqis it still a troon infested hellscape?
What are you doing while watching the run/event? Eating? Playing?
>>714894319Kek it is almost funny how bad it is. When I first played it, I immediately noticed how bad the deku movement felt. And I hadn't played MM since I was a child more than a decade before that.
>>714894491Ultima: Runes of Virtue 1 and 2 (Game Boy versions)
>>714894487>sex positiveevery time
>>714894696Ochan no Oekaki Logic
>>714894584who says I donated to them?
Also the charity doesnt receive all the money raised, somewhere on the donation pages you see how much the charity actually gets, the rest goes back into the fundraising group for payroll/bills.
>>714894696pentagooning obviously
So does that thing on the couch have a cock or what?
>>714894696Diablo 4 & Melvor Idle in the background
>>714894374I've tuned out like 15 minutes ago. I'm already rating it a zzzZZ
>>714894696Working
Going to get home in time for pseudoregalia. Listening to majora's kino now
>We cant just have one singular weeklong rolling sticky
Nice of these guys to wait until Links done burying and paying his respects to the fallen Zora before immediately attacking him.
>>714894812She's cute, okay?
https://www.instagram.com/misa.rang/reel/CDtbnLulpQ3/
>>714894812Use your fuckin ears you retard. How do you not know what a woman's voice sounds like?
>>714894812If you have to ask the answer is always yes
>octopath traveler Cait mod on the schedule
Wtf you play as the cuck cat?
>>714894914you sure are bitching a lot
>>714894812it's extremely obviously a girl
have you seen the trannies at this marathon?
>>714895029God, I hate this reddit thicc faggotry so much.
>>714895029Isn't she the cuckoo cat? Since she cucks you instead of her being the cuck?
>>714894812His name is Kuroshi and yes.
>>714894812>no pronounAlready shows she is a real woman, only trannies need them to gaslight people into calling them women
Why does Nintendo like putting annoying babies in their games
wtf why cant zora pick up the sirloin
>>714895059RED ALERT
We have an anon thirsting after a passable troon
this is NOT a drill
>>714895121Cuckold cat yeah I guess she is
Iโm balding and Iโve never gotten a girlfriend
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>>714895145to help their fanbase relate
>>714895196There is no such thing as a passable troon.
>>714895059im going to fuck it either way I was just asking beforehand
>>714895135Some real turf shit right there I tell ya
>>714894472there is nothing dull about 3D Zelda runs
I'm not balding but I've never gotten a girlfriend either
>>714894696I was working all day. Now I'm watching and locked in on watching, because this run seems really good so far
>>714895157Too heavy for his fishstick arms what with it being made out of solid rock
The techniques used in this seem like they're on another level compared to earlier runs to me
>>714895224I'm sorry. it's over for you....
It's hot and I have to go out and do laundry and worst of all I have class so I can't watch Sonic Adventure 2 tonight
I hate this
>>714895315Iโm bald and have had multiple gfs
>>714895251your wedding night is gonna be lit
>>714895354difference between a game that nobody runs and a game that has had thousands of people competing for the leaderboard
>>714895354It's a highly optimized game.
>>714895371somtims in life
u have to just
live and learn
not just watch gdq
>>714895354High risk high reward describes the entire N64 speedrun scene
>>714895354that's what happens when you don't run games released in 2025
I was thinking about that static clock they talked about in the beginning.
I mean it's a semi ish cool concept, but from a developer perspective that seems fucking nightmarish to implement. You basically have to program a set script/screenplay for each character in the game affected by time, instead of just plopping down an NPC in a location. Also the variables dictating the dialog and position. Majora's mask's source code must have if statements out the fucking ass.
maybe thats why they ran out of time, Boolean's mask.
>>714894690it's worse this year, every run has had a tranny
>>714895354Yeah because it's a good speedrun game, unlike 80 percent of the extremely uncompetitive shit where even these indie games have people who aren't even on the leader board running it lmao
E SOFT LICK
E SOFT LICK
E SOFT LICK
E SOFT LICK
this boss is kinda....yikes
>>714895595>One of the richest men in the world>Marries one of the creatures from Spy Kids
>>714895371Is this sonic high school?
How are the itchy balls?
>>714895651LOOK AT THE FUCKING HANDS GOD DAMN
but i would
>>714894396I'd say he looks like mcnuggies grimace myself.
>>714895651Anon, your millions of years of evolution...
>bro just noclip backwards into a void and pray you hit an invisible trigger after multiple frame perfect tricks
>>714895548All speed runners got the autism
All trans have autism
All speed trans runner
I think the skill in this run is pretty cool
>>714895354would you believe me if i told you it was entirely possible to create a marathon of games roughly equivalent to this in speedrunning caliber if only they had the balls to focus on actual speedrunning instead of trans representation submissions, FOTM shit, race/kaizo memes, and paid indie ads?
>>714895759Not a major glitch.
>>714895725>High school>JulyAnon....
will play ff9 for the first time while not watching
intend to get excalibur ii for the hell of it, like play normally for each disc then make a save that's faster
anything i should sort of note?
>>714894472So far it's a high skill, execution-heavy run by someone with no pronouns.
>>714894491Anodyne is a really good Link's Awakening clone.
>comfy run
>suddenly a donation asking for puns
>over an hour to go
why the fuck would they do that
Why isn't he playing as Dante?
>>714895651Pic not related? Look at those shoulders and chin and nose
You are now remembering how Aonuma fucked up the 3ds remake because he didn't understand why the game was so good in the first place
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>oath to order
This game is unrivaled.
>>714895714LANCELOT
LANCELOT
>>714894472>Alita: Battle AngelGood taste
>dull-ass runWhat exactly about it is dull?
>>714895205Cuckoo = bird who puts their eggs into other birds nests, making others raise their children
Thus:
Cuckold = the birds who raise another birds children
Cuck is the abbreviation for the latter, since that's the insult (your woman taken away from you/you're raising another man's child).
Thus you need to specify if you mean a cuckoo, the ntrman or female equivalent. You can't just say cuck, that's contextually wrong.
>>714895894what's up with japanese devs/nintendo and stumbling into success and not bothering figuring out why people like their happy accidents
>>714895962I will admit the gameplay is picking up somewhat but the commentary is still very dull. And most of the gameplay is still just getting around and mashing through dialog.
>>714895979How the fuck does this happen
>>714895997You some kind of expert sent over by /r/cuck or something?
>Popular game
>Long run but not overly long (over one hour, under three)
>Hard tricks
zelda runs are always kino
What's the point in having 3 people on the couch if the runner does 95% of the talking?
>>714895898True.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlYJYNJDHVc
Imagine having to learn KOF combo inputs for a Zelda game
>>714896081being a lazy fuck and letting yourself rot
>>714895997TIL I'm slacking on my degenerate lexicon
>>714895232i remember when chat was fun. 2014 was such a different time.
>>714895979Do you think that Mike passed the work onto him just because he thought it was funny seeing him on screen
>>714896072I despise all the commentary that GDQ doesn't consider dull, so I'll happily take some broccoli if it means a nice snack. Besides, the commentary is incredibly useful, and avoiding all the GDQ pitfalls
>>714895354This is a real speedrun, unlike 95% of the average GDQ schedule
>>714896115every hero needs his hype crew
good morning sirs
where is the latest chart please
Majora's Mask is so soulful
>>714896115Friends right there if you shit yourself and cry on camera
>>714895997i just learned something on /v/, thank you birdlord
>>714896154I highly doubt a Zelda speedrunner would look fine playing KOF though.
>Scorching hot day
>Cold ice cream in my hand
>Actually decent GDQ run on
>>714896087Yes.
Nah, I'm the guy getting mad at bad tagging on sadpanda and f95. Fuck reddit.
I don't hate NTR as much as most sane people would, but I detest something being called netorare even though it's netori, or something being called netorase even though it's plain swinging. Be accurate you fucks, or words lose meaning. I don't wanna play netorare games, stop not tagging them or tagging them wrong. I don't mind netori games, stop tagging them as netorare and making me potentially miss something I could enjoy anyway. Stop tagging NTR just because men other than the protagonist existing!
The tendie nostalgia bait has worked, it's no longer in last place
I only played this a little bit on first release
Is it possible to get all masks without a guide of any kind?
And is it still a good way to spend my time? I was planning to start Metaphor ReFantasio
Speedrunning is pretty dumb actually.
>>714896450This is exactly how I feel about futanari.
>>714896491>consistently last or second to last place in views>consistently first or second place in donation ratevery legit speedrun marathon
>>714896450Are you a speedrunner
>>714896127>mfw I ordered both vinyls last monthListened to both albums so many times over the years that I said fuck it and pulled the trigger.
I still remember someone posting the flash file with the countdown to the first album to /f/.
>>714896450that's a lot of words to say "I'm a cuck in denial"
>>714891401have you tried fine grid fishnets? i'm good for at least a week with those. i like them with patterns, and sometimes i put coarse grid neon fishnets on top
>>714896560Goose was right about everything and we didn't listen to him.
>>714895232>advertise frame fatales as being for "women and fems"But I was told the fems ARE women. Why is GDQ so bigoted?
>>714895354The zelda runs all blur into a mess of bomb/damage skips for me. They are shorter than they used to be though, which is nice.
>>714894964She's gained a lot of weight since that instagram post.
>>714896570>Ben Drowned got its sequel plus finale a few years ago>We found Rosa>We saved her>Then we didn't
>>714896609>last place in viewsCompared to what? Years prior or different events? If it is the latter it is the biggest speedrun event though
>>714896159Cuckold has been used in that context since medieval times, shitposting is eternal
>N64 Zelda
>it's not ZFG
Ah good, I haven't missed anything then.
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if they are, why the distinction? why does the trans emote spam only happen when a certain type show up on screen?
>>714896570Do it for boobs
>>714896751zfg doesn't even speedrun anymore
/v/ - Speedruns and cuckoldry
This dude looks like a zelda runner just by the looks
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>>714896559>I only played this a little bit on first release>Is it possible to get all masks without a guide of any kind?Yes but there are some that may be tough (anju and kafei quest)
If you play you should get all the masks though, I fully believe that is the way the game is meant to be played, you get the fierce diety mask at the end for it as a reward and doing it let's you explore all that the game has to offer. It is the Zelda game with the best side content (and story) bar none
I hope we at least get to see the cutscene where link motorboats Cremia's gigantic milkers.
>>714896786He ran a randomizer at one of these things pretty recently. He could've done it again.
>>714896767>it's been years >they still cant afford borders
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>>714896843I unironically believe you can tell what someone's favorite game is based on their phenotype
>>714896623Good on you. I might do the same as a birthday treat to myself this year.
Every song still gives me chills like it's the first time. This might be my favourite from album 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F1rLleHVag
>>714896946obviously a woman
>>714896927Randomizers are not speedruns.
>>714896953This sounds fun. Can you give another example?
>>714896902this chat is like a dystopian nightmare holy fuck
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The dark horror that is Majoras Mask....(An Exhaustive Analysis.)
Never played this game, too scary. I still have childhood trauma. Trans rights!
>>714895789I like races when it's actually good runners racing a competitive, optimized game, preferably something like mario 64 or super metroid.
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I have not tuned in to a single run this GDQ, but I assume it's been an awful week so far.
Putting "trans rights" into your message is just a way to guarantee it being read, right?
>>714894964>>714896734>instagramming herself eating ice cream out of the tub>gains weightenvironmental storytelling
>>714897019>obviously a womananon, I...
when do I get cis rights?
I want the freedom to do whatever the fuck I want too
>>714897096This was the straw for me, I'm out yall. I tried watching it, I gave it a shot, at least.
>>714897096What rights don't they have? Has anyone ever seen a homeless tranny?
>>714892721is that swiftalu or am I faceblind?
>>714891164I, in turn, fucking hate pigeons and all their kind, so a win for me from the cats side.
>>714897096pardon me but what the fuck is this
>spank storage and horse pushy
Obviously these Zelda runners are a bit unhinged...
>>714897052>Author has never heard of Blood Meridian
>>714897097If only you knew how bad things have gotten at times
>>714897209>*dunk on wnba player*>"anon wtf">"CIS RIGHTS"
>>714896953Pic related is a runner later in the marathon.
Go, give me your best guess.
>>714897216Healthcare rights and bathroom rights are the only thing I can assume they're fighting for.
>>714897169Do you think she will blow up +200 lbs after her first child with THESAUSAGE
who was the guy that said "trans wrongs" I think last gdq?
>>714896450i dont understand why netori isnt more popular
you can spin it to good guy mc stealing the girl from some asshole and it's basically vanilla love triangle
same for reverse ntr when a girl steals mc from another girl
why do japs love being the cuck and jerk it to balding fat ugly bastard stealing their loved one
Who are these doctors and why are they trying to make a sovereign nation?
HE SKIPPED THE BIG TIDDY HUG
>>714897294Angel Reese would gape 90% of the guys in this thread
>>714897398And what is their proposed tax policy?
>>714897423this world is rotten to the fucking core
I'm at the event but I've just been sitting in my hotel room like a lump most of the time. I am sad town.
>>714897318>free shit and ability to perv is a rights issue nowLmao
>>714896450>caring this much about porn
>>714897224no it's that mormon bitch
>>714897436>angel reese don't even act like she wouldn't get her feelings hurt if you talked shit for one second
when the aliens abduct the girl and bring her back on the final day with her memory wiped and she just sits while getting headaches instead of being all bubbly, I cried.
>>714897318neither of those are rights though
>>714897087Mm is one of the few exceptions where it's actually true althougheverbeit
>>714897484imagine paying to do what I do for free lmao
>>714895651Yes, a woman, very obviously. Thanks for demonstrating.
>>714897049Ahem...
TRANS RIGHTS
>>714897484Spikevegeta...
i just realized i dont have to watch this
haha im out
>>714897216There are so many homeless trans. Honestly they're up there on the rungs of homeless people because (big surprise) homeless people are generally mentally unwell. Point being there is a huge overlap. This is probably the most famous homeless tranny I know of
https://youtu.be/ikhhimZ04hA?si=0b0XdT0TLTMSkZsE
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>>714897096Is the subliminal messaging working, anon? I think it is, the thread can't let go of it and just enjoy the runs.
>>714897296My gut says he's one of the guys in the Nintendo Puzzle Collection relay but that's probably wrong
>>714897373>you can spin it to good guy mc stealing the girl from some asshole and it's basically vanilla love triangleand what exactly does this add that you don't already get from a vanilla scenario without some extra faggot added in?
Kind of surprised this guy even submitted a run to GDQ considering him and his chat are diet /pol/ most of the time.
>>714897013The 2nd album especially pretty much tells the story on its own, even if someone never played the game.
I know he's still planning to make a third one and I'm curious how his style has changed. I'm hoping to see the Indonesian influence from his work on the Kena soundtrack.
>>714897296NTA but Half life
>>714897484Watcha sad about anon?
>>714897579I don't know why I keep coming back here
All my life I've liked women, but with all of these validating messages about trans rights, I'm thinking maybe that cock sounds good for a change
Can anybody help me mig?
>>714897579>dyeing your eyebrows purple
>>714897436In soccer our women national team recently lost against the U15 (only players younger than 15) boys team.
It was 1:7
Female pros are much worse than most people realize.
>>714897373NTA but the japanese seem to have a general indulgence in the decadence of deliberately wasting things that have value or potential.
>>714897484Go enjoy the game room and bring us back your horror stories of what you see there
When is trump going to attack trannies? Make themself pay for their shit.
>>714895997never imagined to be genuinely informed about cuckoldry in a gdq thread of all things, thanks
>>714897641He has suspiciously not said trans rights many times
>>714897627>>714897678The answer is: Halo 4
Sorry first anon, you need to hand over your crown to the other guy. At least he got the genre right.
>>714897474yeah it's been in heavy decline since 2020. AGDQ 2021 is an anomaly because of COVID and probably would have ranked around where SGDQ 2021 is were things normal.
some of it is a natural decline because the core speedrunning audience began to age up, but around then was when they pivoted heavy to the trans rights, pronoun, etc. cause and began deprioritizing actual speedrunning and WR hunts in favor of memes, showcases, representation, etc.
>>714897752too busy covering up the epstein case
>>714897719I'd happily take it over people who dye their skin.
>Mighty warrior women, pirate masters of the seas, when they see a hive of bees
>>714897679I've volunteered for over five years and I feel absolutely no kinship with any of these people. Not sure why I bother coming and wasting all that cash.
>>714897096i'm done
hope you enjoy the rest of the week
>>714897858I consneed for my shamefur dispray
>>714897662Right, that hasn't been stuck on the EGS for a while. I should play it. What's Kena like?
>>714897373I always assumed it was a corruption thing rather than a cuck thing.
Japs love seeing cute, innocent girls being defiled by monsters, and ugly bastard is just a non-fantasy version of that.
>bumfuck bugs bunny clone platformer game from 1998 five people total on planet earth has heard about
>wet cardboard personality runner
>estimate: 20 minutes
why are these types of runs still allowed at these events
>>714897484no GDQ crush came forward?
ASM is going to be so good after this GDQ
>>714897641GDQ may be bleeding viewers, but 50k is still quite a lot.
Even if only 1% of those follow him, I guess that's still 500 more followers.
>>714897924Well if you wanna blow off steam by venting about all the hot gossip you've built up from your time there, I'm sure anons would love to hear it. I think you should go out there and try to find someone your vibe to chum it up with. There's probably at least someone who's on the same wavelength. That or just laugh at the absurdity of it.
>>714897484Hang out at my house anon I'm an hour away
>>714898025Filler runs for the dead hours
>>714897096They've been doing that graphic since like 2 years ago, haven't they? What is this an image of?
>>714897484Should have gone to ESA.
>>714898115North or South of Bloomington?
>>714898182>What is this an image of?Undertale.
>>714897924The place is sanitized, anon. You shoulda been there maybe 6 years ago and it would've been orgy central.
>>714893410did you smell them
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>>714897924well is it not for the free entry
>>714897924Looks good on a job application.
>>714898182undertrannytale
>>714898241I must be missing something
>>714898297now that is one gorgeous broad
>>714898279Dear Lord isn't that methed out hick land?
>>714897097There's been some decent runs and a lot that set /v/ off one way or the other.
>>714897998It's a bit mediocre in terms of gameplay, but the presentation is nice. Pretty safe overall, but it makes sense, considering the studio mostly did animations before, so it's their first game. I probably would have loved it when I was a child.
>>714898439Anon's gonna get himself killed.
Still a better fate than staying at GDQ.
>>714898297This dude should be working as a Walmart greeter building model trains in his spare time
Born in the wrong generation
Is that the DDLC guy on the couch for whatever the fuck "A Plumber for All Seasons" is?
>>714898317i got some free entry for ya
>>714898025GDQ staff are mentally ill and need to extend their obsession with diversity to game selection. This is not a joke, it's a position they're very vocal about.
>>714898446she definitely took multiple johnsons
>>714898396South is where the whites are. I wouldn't say there are hick methheads though, places like Ohio and West Virginia have those
North is where the Somalian gangs are and the church of Floyd
>2,5 hours of zelda
>followed by 1 hour of smw romhack
>followed by that furry indie platformer
>followed by 1 and a half hours of sonic
I miss stream 2
>>714898506I'll adjust my expectations and wait for a sale. Does Theophany do his part at least, do you reckon?
>You'll need a bigger bottle than that, Anon...
>>714898539Probably.
The guy's been submitting his Yoshi's Island runs every GDQ for 20 years or something, not surprising when he does show up.
>>714895232they didnt say no dansgame
>>714898539Yeah
Last gdq he was giving autographs if you asked him. Chill guy
>>714898576You going to the fair this year?
THE MOON IS ABOUT TO FALL
WE NEED TO MIG
PLAY THE SONG OF MIGGING
>>714898578>milesI wonder what that poor bastard is up to now
>>714898578??? There's nothing wrong that lineup
>>714898704just kill me now
>>714898681I should, never been since I moved here
>>714898704I set my ocarina down and close my eyes.
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>>714898704>hyrule castle in the picreeeeeeee
>>714898585I'll just vacuum her up my urethra and store her in my massive ball sack.
>>714898772Can someone create a different general?
>>714898583Oh, you'll recognize his style and he recorded the ost with a traditional Indonesian group. Doesn't take too long to beat, so there isn't a ton of different tracks in the game, but the music fits perfectly.
>>714898770I'll be there a few days. If you've never been, even if you hate people it's worth checking out once.
>>714898814damn chat was unhinged back then
>>714898583NTA, while not his best work in my opinion, it's still pretty good. Quite the difference making remixes compared to coming up with an original soundtrack for a new game.
>>714898814The beginning of the end
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