The game has become global phenomenon!

>1 (one) streamer plays it
>IT'S LE CONQUERING THE WORLD!!
ok

ban steam charts threads

>>714895484 (OP)
thats just limbus numbers whenever there's content

>714895561
>1 (one) streamer plays it
Kek you're such retard faggot nigger

go back.

>714895561
>Kek you're such retard faggot nigger
3k players by the end of the month

>>714895821
so never then?

>reddit screencap thread
Hang all gachaniggers on lampposts

>>714895561
lol

>>714895484 (OP)
I remember people saying the west would hate this game because long dailies or whatever

>>714895561
you wish people played your game, BApag

>>714896026
Those aren't even happening yet but the first extinction wave is coming. Everyone will roll for Kitasan black and those who don't get a full set will straight up quit

Why people horni for dead genderbebt horses?

>>714895484 (OP)
Persona 5 X fell off so hard, I guess people realized it was chinese

>>714895484 (OP)
Sorry but only tendie games are allowed to be given cultural phenomenon status.

>>714895780
its worse, its plebbit repost thread

>>714896373
Persona fans don’t play persona games

How fucked up would the world be if it had to sustain the food production to feed a population of 8 billion Umas

japanese reactions:

"Don't treat a woman like a horse!" to which he replied, "What are you talking about, I'm treating a horse like a woman!" I love how he completely debunked it.

Much better than them doing drugs.
He should be careful not to buy too much gacha

I was shocked and horrified to see him cheering for Golshi while slapping his own ass

And then they start saying “there are not enough black people”, “skin color has become lighter”, and so on
Japanese “They're not human in the first place.”
Until this is the template

I hope the stories of the horse owners who gave permission to be used will also cross the ocean

I have a bad feeling that Its going to be noticed by the polycorrect black drawing artists

I guess it's better than internet casino. Also, how much do they understand the anthropomorphism of Japan?

This is something that was popular in Japan over 4 years ago.
Is it a law in the West that what is popular in Japan becomes popular a few years later?

Is Uma Musume popular because of her single-minded focus on nurturing?
Is this proof that they are tired of the common PtW gacha exploitation cheating China and Korea games that often end up in PvP?

This popularity is due to the fact that it is a Japanese company that creates products with attention to details such as gestures and facial expressions.

What comes next, Touken Ranbu?

I think they're going to crowd the horse racetracks... yikes.

There is no such thing as being careful because of the involvement of yakuza.
Uma Musume is modeled after actual racehorses and have obtained permission from the horse owners. That is why we are so careful. There are also official rules for secondary works, such as absolutely no erotic expressions.
Compared to the early days, the number of characters has increased. I think it it thanks to the horse owners who have given permission and the users who have followed the official rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lytp7KSWE

>>714895484 (OP)
>>>/mlp/

>>714895484 (OP)
>40k on steam
>conquering the world
have gachafags not seen the player numbers that real games get?

>>714895840
meant for >>714895561

>>714895937
meant for >>714895840

>>714895484 (OP)
>ok, I'll check it out
>kernel level anti-cheat
eh...???

>>714897202
people stopped pretending to care about that like 5 years ago bro

>>714897063
kys tendie faggot nobody asked you shit
miserable cunt, let people be happy WITHOUT you.

>>714897571
This is the post of a man who spent several thousand dollars on anime horse game

>>714896373
It's made by atlus devs

>>714897329
kys hiveminded zoomer faggot.

>>714897329
>Bragging about giving up your security just to play some gacha slop
This aint it lil bro.

ban steam charts threads

>meanwhile, a decade old game has four times the current players
They're conquering what again? The shitty gatcha market for weebs?

Bump

>>714895995
Makes sense the horsefucker plays it

>>714896026
Except they will.
Fatigue can take longer than expected to set in, but it will

>>714896373
>>714896628
Cry more cultist

>>714896840
>Much better than them doing drugs.
lol
Is there anyone who doesn't see murricans as the biggest druggies on the planet?

>>714896840
the video on the left

https://x.com/Nikolini_/status/1941586128718442542

Bump

>>714901736
Boomp

>>714896373
I tried it but speaking for myself I just cannot be arsed to play persona 5 again but with a gacha this time
I just want an actually new persona game

You know it's kind of funny they made a gacha game about the infamous money pit that is horse racing
Next month we'll have Casino Girls: Let's Go On A Gambling Spending Spree i'm sure

>>714901841
whats that? you want another persona remake?

>>714902000
Yes Atlus-sama
Thank you for the persona 4 remake and persona 5 royal part 2 remake
Really excited for the metaphor remake as well
And I look forward to the persona 6 announcement at 2031

I'm still playing TF2 so I can't try this, 1 gacha rule.

>>714902287
>tfw need to wait for the Persona 6 remake first so I dont have to double dip

>>714896373
Doesn't help that the first villain of the game comes off as a joke compared to the original P5. Makes it hard to get invested in the story.

uma musume /VG/ general is seething right now

>>714895484 (OP)
The yakuza won.

>>>/a/280375736

new

>>714902986
why?

Ban gachashit threads, they are not vidya, they are gambling

>>714902986
no they're not

>>714903245
no, cry harder

>>714903156
They're game is for redditor normalfags now. It's going to be censored even more and trannylated to appeal to the modern audience.

>>714903812
all the oldfags would be playing on JP in the first place

>>714904173
JP is going to EOS soon.

>>714904528
@grok is this true?

>>714895484 (OP)
Blue Archive sisters, it was our turn...

>>714904838
The planned EOS time for the Japanese version of Umamusume: Pretty Derby is December 2025. This follows Cygames' new strategy to focus on a more global audience and allows a rewrite of the story to be more diverse and inclusive.

>>714896373
It's literally a JRPG and most people have caught up to the end of the current content.

do the horse girls piss like horses

>>714896198
that's where I quit in the JP ver.

>>714895484 (OP)
Erm but I thought BA had CULTURAL relevance like your students being tentacle raped in front of you...that made me such a happy sensei why don't other people like it?

>>714905631
They fucked up not having the global steam launch be a fresh start for newcomers.

>>714895484 (OP)
Wasn’t this already big in Japan for a while now? the rest was just waiting for this global release but there could also be another wave of
>everything feels like shit socialeconomic wise and people look for the next distraction of the month until shit blows over
Much like the first gacha boom itself

>>714905631
Does your MC really just watch it happen? Is BA another cuck simulator?

>>714906538
He doesn't just watch but he does have to beg someone else to come help. But the tentacles already came on her and in her mouth by that point

ive been rolling since fucking morning and still havent got a S tier

>>714906660
I'll never understand the mentality of people that play these games and enjoy being a spectator cuck.

>>714906538
Yes, this scene is entirely sexual in nature. The scene where a pancake is cooked so badly that it grows tentacles and starts attacking people is supposed to evoke feelings of sexual desire and cuckold repression and not be humorous or silly in any way.

>>714895484 (OP)
it's seaniggers job to play gacha

>>714895484 (OP)
I don't get how people can play Uma more than a few hours. Doing careers over and over again is the most boring shit I've ever done in a game.
I'll just stick to the anime.

>>714904838
No

>>714907171
How long does it take to do the dailies/bare minimum each day?

>>714895484 (OP)
Uma Musume was always the most popular of the 3, how is that surprising. This is the first it's translated whereas blue shit was available forever

Can I train my wife already? How do I unlock her? It seems I'm retarded.

>>714907889
our wife is a 1 star, just roll for her

>>714895561
Asmongold, NorthernLion and Vinny. Seems great to me.

is it too late to start the game

>>714908148
Not at all

Does the JP server has career qol stuff? It's so slow but i want to grind my horsies

>>714896840
>did you know that uma musume characters are modeled after REAL horses???
why do they keep saying this? who cares?

>>714908485
they have auto training yeah, they're supposed to be working on porting it early but Japanese devs so

>>714908669
because it's interesting you mong

>>714895484 (OP)
now that theres a global release itll be impossible for the yakazu to enforce the porn ban... right?

>>714896834
Uuuuuhh....horse belly

>>714909151
they can just abuse DMCA, doesn't really matter what the law is when all the social media sites fold immediately

>>714909151
only Japan makes good fanart, you'll get shitty western tumblr art style from Global

>[Thing] but anime girls
>Shitty to non-existent gameplay

The fact that this formula keeps making money really highlights that weeaboos and otakus will eat shit if you plaster stickers of anime girls on the turds.

>>714896840
>I have a bad feeling that Its going to be noticed by the polycorrect black drawing artists

>>714896373
Is just persona 5 but with gacha and worse everything, I don't get the point, at least the horse fucker game is unique in some way.
Why would anyone play a worse version of a game that already exists?

>>714909627
persona content while waiting for Persona 6 is a hell of a drug

>>714895484 (OP)
From an outsider's perspective, it's funny seeing BA players justifying their lower player numbers because apparently they only play their game for 5 minutes every day, so that's why they have low concurrent player numbers.

>>714895484 (OP)
The tranny yuri and anti-fanservice crowd has already latched on to the game. It's over.

>>714910110
nyoooo...

>>714910054
they have to justify being into it just for the porn somehow

>>714895484 (OP)
i wish we had a board purely for weeb fags so i never ever had to stare at this dumb shit

>>714912386
anime website, get fucked

>>714912617
meant for >>714912505

>>714910054
>>714912386
Funny how most ba fan art and doujin aren't porn. Infact, if ba was actually failing or doing worse than uma you retards wouldn't be seething over it. Funny how ba players don't spend all day seething over other gacha, wonder why, not like its been no.1 at comiket 4 years in a row and has almost caught up to fgo in art already.

>>714910054
>funny seeing BA players justifying their lower player numbers
Very easy to justify. BA has been out in ENG since 2021. These are not launch numbers, whereas for Uma this is a western launch. Let's see how well Uma does 4 years after launch, and compare that to today's BA.

>>714895484 (OP)
>conquering the world

>Gachaslop still can't even beat OSRS
How do MMOChads keep winning?

>>714912617
4chan stopped being an anime website over a decade ago. That's like saying Crunchyroll is still a piracy site.

>>714896840
>What comes next, Touken Ranbu?
JP lacks critical knowledge that touken ranbu came out globally in 2021 and closed down in 2023

>>714912838
It's also easy to justify that BA has had a declining playerbase for a while, the story just hasn't been as enjoyable since FINAL chapter and the new boss content is more a chore to encourage you to whale specific units than enjoyable.

>>714901693
Wait you don't even play the races?
Wtf is the game?

>>714913090
>TF2 still that high after 8 years of no update
How the fuck does valve do it?

>>714914359

>>714914162
Yeah it's been declining that's why it was top of the play store when seia came out, why you retards are crying over it.

>>714914162
>umamusume.
>not a chore.
Enjoy your 3 hour dailies retard.

>>714914359
A VN menu clicker pretending to be a management game. Like idolmaster but even simpler

>>714914359
it's a raising sim

>>714895484 (OP)
screencap this post its going to dip below 10k players in 30 days

>>714915231
ba already did after 2 days

is this distance thing really real, cause I throws all the stuff about grades in regards to it out of the water for the most part, whats the point in trying to get an S in distance when D will suffice?

>>714915304
>but ba
Rent free, discord tranny, lel

>>714901089
either she doesn't care or realized she likes it I guess

>>714896840
>Is it a law in the West that what is popular in Japan becomes popular a few years later?
Its actually way more common stuff becomes popular at the same time, the delay only happens for stuff that takes a while to come out over here which happens less these days

>>714895484 (OP)
I wonder how many players Genshin would get if it ever came to Steam.

>>714915541
I don't imagine a lot of people would switch, hoyo launcher is comfy

>>714895484 (OP)
The game is fun like those football managment games. I like it.

>>714895484 (OP)
[MINDR NEWS]

>>714895484 (OP)
How?

>>714915630
>he uses a launcher and not the .exe
The fuck?

Also I've always wondered if other ways to play like Epic or Playstation still ask you to log on when it launches, do you know? That would be super comfy.

>>714915737
As some anon put it, it has a lot of novelty factor due to not being a fantasy open world slop #103899042 or shooter slop #1039243092, plus the meme factor of horses turned into anime girls.

But yeah, the interest probably won't last that long once the novelty wears off

>>714914573
a good chunk of them are idle bots

>>714896840
>And then they start saying “there are not enough black people”, “skin color has become lighter”, and so on
This is true though, there aren't enough brown umas

>>714896840
Make sure to draw the most degenerate porn of the horse girls as you can and post them under the art tags for the uma girls. Fuck these chinks I'll do whatever I fucking want. Fuck it I'll learn to draw just to spite these horsecock loving faggots.

>>714915328
Forget numbers and shit and just pick the goat Sakura Bakushin O and dump all your points into speed to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIINNN

a shame we never got that Girls und Panzer game on Steam, it looked fun

>>714916387
it's funny cuz most horses are brown.

>>714909696
Yeah I guess but you have like 2 spin-offs for persona 5 and a few remakes, the average persona fan doesn't even play the game anyways

>>714914359
>>714915043
>>714915214
Uma Musume is an extremely toned down version of StarHorse, a professional horse racing stimulation game primarily played by old men in Japanese arcades who also occupy the mahjong and pachislot machines nearby.

StarHorse is a a Sega horse racing arcade game which allows players to gamble for tokens. Players create their own horse by selecting two parent horses and investing medals into the raising of the resulting foal. After the raising period, players can then enter them into races, win prize money and store their horse's data. The data of the prize horses will be wiped if the horse is not used within one month, encouraging repeat customers.

Notably this game seats many people, with the first StarHorse having up to 10 players, and StarHorse 4 having upto 18 players at once. The seats are padded with personalized screens for elongated play sessions.

https://starhorse.sega.jp/sh4/

https://x.com/segastarhorse4

[StarHorse 4] Official PV - The Ultimate Horse Racing Medal Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6p_iyh1sfg

[StarHorse 4] Promotional Movie History: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnBDQojpcco

Star Horse 3 Season 7 - Horse racing medal game where you can enjoy betting tickets and training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IMIdzj2QhE

i have seen tons of marketing for this and lots of threads about it but somehow i have not seen 1 single second of actual gameplay

this leads me to believe the gameplay is either complete shit or it barely has any gameplay at all

when is the next Career coming out.
I can't imagine people are just going to keep doing URA Finals for the 1000th time

>>714895484 (OP)
>the homoyo subleddit finally kneeled
after they tried so hard ignored it for weeks lmao

>>714915541
genshin is the easiest thing in the world to download and play

>>714916889
It has no gameplay, you just spend 3 hours a day watching an animation of the girls running. And yes, the daily missions take 3 hours.

>>714896840
>And then they start saying “there are not enough black people”, “skin color has become lighter”, and so on
I guess this is the result of twitter users "correcting" artwork over the years, now they are known for being annoying retards

>>714917113
>And yes, the daily missions take 3 hours.
all you gotta do is start a career, lose on purpose as fast as possible and it finishes the one daily to play a Career. doing that makes dailies take like 15-20 mins.

>>714917507
ugh
I'll stick to BA's 5 min dailies, thanks

>>714905631
>>714906538

BA is a horribly written mess with utter garbage gameplay but girls are amazing and setting is interesting.

Nobody fucking cares about this game beyond girls. Patriotic koreans acting like it's some gacha kamige are fucking hilarious.

>BA also going up without all the shilling

>>714913090
This game is perfect for phone I have no idea why people even play it on Steam. Phone numbers must be 10x that.

>>714917684
If BA is badly written then what that makes mohoyo writing? Abysmal dogshit?

>>714917684
The one thing i don't like about it is that following the story is a cunt and you need a fucking spread sheet to play everything in the right order.

>>714917832
What is this sad cope? Besides Genshin Mihoyo games are better written than BA. Hell, BA events and main story are so forgettable nobody cares about any of it except Final Chapter.

>>714917689
?
it's at 7k right now

>>714913090
This is what gacha troons call a success?
Damn, they are so fucking delusional

>>714917964
I'm sure writers are also lost with all this crap.

There is a reason why anime flopped so hard even with maximum shilling on.

>>714895484 (OP)
>conquering the world
Not possible because it's not available in The Netherlands and Belgium

>>714918031
It's a phone game. Only people playing it on Steam are giga poorfags with ancient phones that can't run it.

>>714917984
>Besides Genshin Mihoyo games are better written
>chink cuck bbc lover really believes it
KEKAROOOOOO

>>714917964
>>714918104
BAkeks told me for years that the story was le epic and the best written gacha evar

>>714918440
We told you to fuck yourself and eat shit
You are doing exactly that

I don't usually play gachaslop, why does this game need energy exactly? I wanna play for fun cause I'm bored but I don't wanna waste my energy consumables cause I wanna save them for something useful like grinding points in an event. You don't even get that much resources from playing so it's not like infinite energy will max your account out.
Are whales actually retarded enough to buy them? From my understanding whales barely even spend time playing these games, they just spend their money to unlock new shit instantly and do dailies so I don't see why they would be buying energy

Lets hope they try to release a real non gacha game.

Which character did you pick with the free ticket? I haven't used it yet, was thinking of getting Oguri or Rudolf (only watched S1 so far so I'm not super invested on anyone yet)

>>714917964
No one does that shit. Maybe some retards here do but most people just do the event archive whenever they feel like and read in volume order. Keep seething BTW, makes it really obvious the game is doing better than your when you can't shut up about another gacha. Keep going on about mihoyo too since it's also another company doing better than uma.

>>714916606
I want to have A LOT OF SEX with Bakushin

>>714918828
isnt it random?

>>714918178
The game runs on a 13 year old iPhone 5S. Steam must be literal children without phones. Can't imagine playing gacha on PC.

>>714919218
Not the shop one.

>>714919218
There's a random one and another one where you can pick them

>FOTM gachaslop
brilliant

>>714919249
you can't imagine "playing" shitty autobattlers on PC
uma musume is a real game

>>714918693
>dailies
It take 2 hours just to complete a career, more if you don't skip everything. Energy isn't a big issue due to that and honestly I wonder why they include that at all because it's unecessary most of the time.

>>714918828
I picked maruzensky because I liked her story preview thing the best