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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:26:43 PM No.714901763
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>โ€You are wrong for trying to defend your ancestral homeland from foreign invaders who want to evict you, kill you and erase your culture.โ€

Maybe its just me but the real world parallels feel a bit on the nose. Almost like Bethesda was trying to say something profound.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:32:38 PM No.714902202
oinkraine lost
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:34:09 PM No.714902318
Basedthesda
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Itโ€™s more like:
>ACKUALLY the Abos arenโ€™t Skyrim natives
>The real natives were Snow Aryans that were turned into slaves by their Jewish Robot Masters
Bethesda knew the truth and we didnโ€™t listen.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:36:40 PM No.714902483
>>714901763 (OP)
They attacked me
I killed them all
Skyrim belongs to the nords
Simple as
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:37:42 PM No.714902560
>>714901763 (OP)
These are the Muslims of Skyrim.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:40:34 PM No.714902814
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>>714902318
It is the nature of the white man to serve their Jewish rulers, after all
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:40:52 PM No.714902834
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>>714901763 (OP)
Next game I wanna be a Reachman
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:41:57 PM No.714902916
>>714902834
theres at least one mod for it and its kinda neat that they already have little town-sized camps but its even less integrated than regular skyrim towns and depressing.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:42:46 PM No.714902965
>>714901763 (OP)
Nords are the didndus of the setting.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:44:13 PM No.714903098
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>>714902965
Just like real life!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:44:45 PM No.714903143
>>714901763 (OP)
>I'm not part of your culture but i respect your right to...
>nooooooo don't eat my heart oh god ahhhhhhhhhhh it hurts ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:45:16 PM No.714903180
One thing I like about Skyrim is how unrealistic the different specie's cultures are.

Take the Thalmor for example:

*They think their species is specially chosen and superior, their religion says the other species aren't nearly as special and can be morally subjugated.

*They are the power behind the empire, and although everyone knows it no one is allowed really say it. Even though there aren't that many of them compared to the host country, their strong nepotism ensures they remain at the top.

*They hate the dominate religion of the empire which worships Talos as both a man and a god, who was able to open up the afterlife. But the Thalmor say he was just a man, or some gleefully say he was a wicked man, and a few say he never existed. The general consensus is they mostly hate Talos because he proves they aren't special.

It's ridiculous really, there's no group of people in reality who could possibly fit that role. Pure fantasy.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:45:30 PM No.714903206
>>714902916
It's because Bethesda can't design towns properly in lore they probably have normal irish looking towns made of stone in The Reach with the tribal camps but instead they just made them another enemy to kill in the area instead of having them as a faction
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:46:52 PM No.714903310
>>714901763 (OP)
>Attacks you for no reason
Well fuck you then
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:47:21 PM No.714903360
>>714902318
Both were elves.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:47:21 PM No.714903362
>>714903143
>I'm not part of your culture, but i respect your right to...
>nooooooo don't chimp out right now
>We have elves to work against!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:47:45 PM No.714903386
>>714901763 (OP)
Then why did the Nords invade Morrowind?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:49:33 PM No.714903559
>>714903386
They wanted the heart.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:50:21 PM No.714903631
>>714903310
>attacks you because the devs are fags and made them reskinned bandits
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:50:54 PM No.714903676
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>>714903386
Because they're snow niggers?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:53:57 PM No.714903916
>>714901763 (OP)
the forsworn are larpers, the equivalent of neopagans, who only formed a few decades ago. most reachmen canonically live like normal people and have for literally millennia by the time TES5 takes place, though the game does a bad job of representing this. Note how their big ancient hero, Red Eagle, is only known from Imperial sources, just like how the tribal leaders european nationalists jerk off over are all from Roman sources (and known by the Roman manglings of their names). note how all their rituals are edgelord daedra worship and necromancy, basically what a 4E reachman incel in Markarth would imagine his ancestors were doing if he dug up some biased old Alessian source. there's very little continuity of culture or oral tradition, else they would remember something more than what their real cultural context feeds them
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:55:05 PM No.714904025
>>714903916
yeah but thats kino cause they turn to fucking hags and shit to mutilate them and turn them extra retarded
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:58:46 PM No.714904294
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Brain_Rot_(Skyrim)

they predicted social media
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:01:22 PM No.714904535
Skyrim-Giants-By-Jonah-Lobe@2000x1270
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>>714901763 (OP)
>>714902318
Okay, when will you leave?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:02:22 PM No.714904618
>>714904535
I'd fuck a female giant
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:03:01 PM No.714904670
I kill Madanach every single time
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:04:33 PM No.714904805
>>714902965
Nordic people 800 years ago were the middle eastern people of today
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:05:22 PM No.714904898
>>714904535
the giants also come from atmora doe
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:10:02 PM No.714905276
>>714903180
Evangelicals exist, anon.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:21:09 PM No.714906218
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>>714904670
>killing the guy that helps you break out of the mines
>sides with the people who imprisoned you
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:22:01 PM No.714906289
>>714901763 (OP)
i hate these goddamn posts on here. the simple truth is that the protagonist in skyrim is the literal fucking chosen one and by the end of the game, he can single-handedly demolish entire armies(ARMIES, PLURAL, NOT SINGULAR!) so it doesn't really matter what the talmor plans, because he can just whack everyone and that's that, end of story.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:23:57 PM No.714906430
>>714904898
did the giants come before ysgramor? or were the nords originally giants and they just got shorter over time?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:24:51 PM No.714906506
>>714906218
>helps you break out of the mines
Never happened
>sides with the people who imprisoned you
I didnโ€™t
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:26:01 PM No.714906614
>>714906218
I kill them too
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:26:05 PM No.714906620
>>714906289
Thalmor got Buck broken from the nord dragonborn canonically
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:27:24 PM No.714906740
>>714906289
The thing is, until a canon is established by the next installment of the series, it cannot be definitively stated who the dragonborn throws their lot in with.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:28:24 PM No.714906824
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>>714901763 (OP)
You guys told me Pagliarulo was a hack writer. His basedness disproves such statements
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:32:00 PM No.714907105
>>714906740
that's why they need to throw the next games in different eras in the future but canonically your Oblivion character murges into Sheogorath at the end of his life which is based
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:32:58 PM No.714907182
>>714903180
You forgot how they unironically believe that Talos is boiling in a pot of excrement in hell for all of eternity. Like who the fuck would even come up with this shit? Too ridiculous kek
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:34:36 PM No.714907313
>>714906218
I always kill like 90% of the people involved in that quest
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:35:17 PM No.714907357
>>714906430
I don't entirely remember what's modern canon, what's old retconned stuff, and what's just out-of-game MK spitballing, but back in the very early days in Atmora there wasn't any clear line between humans and giants. Atmorans came in all kinds of weird and fucked up shapes. Then at some point they split, but this was late enough that some of Ysgramor's Five Hundred were (supposedly) giants, so they were probably still at least somewhat integrated with Atmoran society by that point.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:36:35 PM No.714907463
>>714901763 (OP)
>Almost like Bethesda was trying to say something profound.
Yeah, that Nords are snow niggers and you're a nigger if you like them. 'Ate Nords, 'ate Reachmen, 'ate snow elves. Simple as.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:36:50 PM No.714907478
>>714907105
>canonically your Oblivion character murges into Sheogorath
nah, different oblivion questlines were done by different characters
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:38:07 PM No.714907553
>>714903206
In lore they live in the normal towns you see throughout Markarth Hold. Every Breton you meet except for a handful in Skyrim are Reachmen. The Forsaken is just fantasy IRA.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:40:35 PM No.714907728
>>714906289
TES protagonists generally aren't allowed to interfere in the world after their game. Something always makes them disappear or fade into obscurity; it's why their identities never end up being recorded.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:41:47 PM No.714907830
>>714901763 (OP)
>holmr, you is asking me of helping to kill empire dogs?
>you go eat your friendโ€™s heart and become a souped-up zombie to *snort* fight for yuor freedom
forsworn being hargraven dickriders makes zero sense
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:45:17 PM No.714908125
>>714907728
The protagonists are always forced to make deals with gods usually at the end of the dlcs and are forever stuck in their realms.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:29 PM No.714908225
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>>714904618
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:42 PM No.714908251
>>714908125
source: meth pipe
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:49:43 PM No.714908507
>>714908225
the state of female giant sex anims compared to male is tragic
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:50:46 PM No.714908593
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>>714908225
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:53:01 PM No.714908767
>>714908125
>forced to make deals with gods usually at the end of the dlcs
there is nothing you could possibly do (barring some metaphysical fuckery with merhunes razor) and nothing you could promise to anybody to end up claimed by anybody but akatosh after dying as dragonborn
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:53:19 PM No.714908794
>>714906289
>he can single-handedly demolish entire armies(ARMIES, PLURAL, NOT SINGULAR!)
He's just a guy who's really good with the thu'um. Those have existed in TES before. It's basically just like being a really powerful wizard; powerful but not like you're making it out to be. If someone like that can destroy entire armies alone then why wasn't Ysmir Wulfharth able to win the battle of red mountain? He lost to primitive dunmer
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:56:00 PM No.714909051
>>714908794
>He's just a guy who's really good with the thu'um
He's also the player character, and as such has canon in-universe access to the save system. If he's ever defeated, time breaks and he gets a re-do.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:57:33 PM No.714909178
>>714908507
It's easier to stretch a cunt on a huge dong than throwing a little weiner down a hallway
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:58:39 PM No.714909279
>>714906218
After the quest I go on a killing spree eliminating all fucks involved in the quest
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:01:26 PM No.714909551
>>714909178
homo take

gts is better in every conceivable way
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:02:59 PM No.714909679
>>714909051
wrong
>>714908794
TLD has way bigger soul nutz than anybody but talos. Short of daedric princes etc I dont think there are many beings that could reasonably stand against him. Heโ€™a not immortal because TES has a lot of hax in the setting, but heโ€™s one motherfucker of a destroyer.
Admittedly the game is total ass at showcasing it; even a weak cuck like ulfric whoโ€™d die if you looked at him funny could Shout apart stone walls in lore, while the best (you) could do in-game was throw goats off of cliffs, but thatโ€™s bideo games for you
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:05:33 PM No.714909896
>>714909679
talos was propped up by a wizard with numidium, talos wouldn't have been any where near as strong without him and the dragondick doesn't have one of his own so...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:09:08 PM No.714910169
>>714906740
didn't the leaks say that he just fucked off after the end of the game and the thalmor just never ended up attacking anyone, or something? i think i read something like that, at some point, a couple of years ago..
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:09:59 PM No.714910236
>>714909679
>Wulfharth was ultimately driven back when he faced off against the Chimer Hortator Nerevar, who grabbed his shouts by hand until his power throat bled
wulfharth was an ultra powerful thu'um user who couldn't speak to people without killing them and yet he got ACK'd by some elf with a spear
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:10:09 PM No.714910254
>>714907728
how convenient
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:11:24 PM No.714910358
>>714908794
and yet, the game did EVERYTHING it possibly could to make the player a shiny golden god. funny, that..
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:21:05 PM No.714911164
Even supplemental material pre Skyrim does not paint the Reachmen in a positive light. They are literally pagan mongrels.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:22:17 PM No.714911261
>>714901763 (OP)
I think they were given a lot of sympathy during the main markarth questline, but them serving as the main bandit type enemy of the region and the gore you see around their bases somewhat offsets this. They were definitely portrayed in a positive enough way that many early players took to the internet to ask about joining them, or to lament not being able to join them.

I think the nords first took markarth something like one or two thousand years ago though, then madanach and his people took it back for a few years during the great war. It was built by dwarves originally, though the reachmen are the natives of the land itself. It's complicated at least.

>>714903916
This is something most people seem to miss, but I think you're right that the blame is mostly on bethesda. The largest ethnic group of friendly npcs in the reach are also reachmen, and from them you learn that most modern reachmen are actually heavily imperialized now. You also learn that the forsworn dress in the hide of animals to tap into old god juju, not because they don't understand how to work metal (half the friendly reachmen work in and around mines+smelters ffs).

Even a lot of people who sympathize with the reachmen seem to miss this, instead believing the reachmen are just savages with a low tech level. All of this was spelled out during the main markarth questline, where all but two or three named forsworn were former city reachmen that went IRA mode after bad interactions with the nords.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:26:47 PM No.714911685
>>714911164
>pagan mongrels
nigger everyone is pagan in TES
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:29:23 PM No.714911950
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>Put me in jail because I dared to investigate your bullshit
>Talk to the prisoned king to see what his deal was
>Break out in like 5 minutes after killing a retard thief
>The confrontation between the forsworn and whatever that asshole's name was happens
>They all start fighting
>The forsworn are clearly winning
>Walk away and leave
After that whole ordeal it's actually no longer my fucking problem. You retards deal with the consequences, I'm gonna hang out in Solitude where people are normal.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:31:11 PM No.714912102
>>714911950
>5 years 20 years how bout im doin none of em
>huh? Bye
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:32:03 PM No.714912181
>>714906430
yes
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:43:19 PM No.714913150
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>>714901763 (OP)
>you are wrong for kidnapping and torturing innocent people, hunting women and children, skinning living victims, commiting ritualistic sacrifices, being a cannibal, working with hagravens, and worshiping daedra
Correct. I slaughter every forsworn faggot I come across.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:46:25 PM No.714913387
>>714901763 (OP)
Who would the modern equivalent grey beards be though?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:47:11 PM No.714913448
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>>714902483
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:55:35 PM No.714914204
>>714913387
The Mount Athos Orthodox Monks
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:14:03 AM No.714915631
>>714913387
4chan oldfags