Thread 714906987 - /v/ [Archived: 461 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:30:32 PM No.714906987
Doom_Slayer
Doom_Slayer
md5: 15c222f403e1bec9d071b123153671fa🔍
Is there any demon from a video game that he can't defeat?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:32:02 PM No.714907107
>>714906987 (OP)
No.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:32:11 PM No.714907118
Duke Nukem
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:33:17 PM No.714907204
Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao :P THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shriveled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant DOOT meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fucking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:34:09 PM No.714907280
1733491667140553
1733491667140553
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:35:04 PM No.714907346
1747037953428
1747037953428
md5: 6203dbb81f3b6f1d37c5d11bcd6b42dc🔍
>>714906987 (OP)
Semen demon.
He's either autistic or gay as heck to fight for that long without slaying some real meat.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:35:30 PM No.714907372
helltalker
helltalker
md5: d38d38595dbba96b62adf62231b2bb67🔍
>>714906987 (OP)
Doom guy is afraid of sex
so these demon ladies would get him
Replies: >>714907572
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:35:34 PM No.714907379
>>714906987 (OP)
doesn't he get his ass beat in dark ages? lol
Replies: >>714909785
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:36:14 PM No.714907432
88f0bd8bd253c19507a8392116f1d19b37b69697_hq
88f0bd8bd253c19507a8392116f1d19b37b69697_hq
md5: f340d80d874ea794b983eb4c3eac83a7🔍
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:38:19 PM No.714907572
>>714907372
Indifference is not fear.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:30 PM No.714908230
>>714906987 (OP)
what method does he have for finding skinwalkers? because I might know a guy
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:02:19 PM No.714909624
>>714906987 (OP)
Donte
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:04:22 PM No.714909785
>>714907379
plot armor literally
Replies: >>714910631
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:14:47 PM No.714910631
>>714909785
doomguy has had plot armor since doom 64, dying just sends him to hell where he keeps going