Thread 714907496 - /v/ [Archived: 474 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:37:10 PM No.714907496
image_17273
image_17273
md5: ab893fd643f336c0012d9093c3db027f๐Ÿ”
got a copy early

ask me anything about the game.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:38:40 PM No.714907594
is it fun
Replies: >>714907639
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:10 PM No.714907625
nah im good
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:18 PM No.714907637
>>714907496 (OP)
Is it better than DK64? No right? It's impussibul
Replies: >>714907730
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:18 PM No.714907639
>>714907594
fun but repetitive
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:33 PM No.714907657
Give it back
Replies: >>714907730
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:47 PM No.714907663
expending some kongs_thumb.jpg
expending some kongs_thumb.jpg
md5: 2ea434717cd4fb3b6c220637d22ade48๐Ÿ”
Does it expand?
Replies: >>714907730
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:49 PM No.714907668
>>714907496 (OP)

isn't it just a key printed on paper in those?

lying OP
Replies: >>714907730 >>714914335 >>714918085
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:55 PM No.714907675
>>714907496 (OP)
@Nintendo
@FBI
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:40:06 PM No.714907689
post hand
Replies: >>714907730
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:40:11 PM No.714907696
>>714907496 (OP)
give them back Dequashawn
Replies: >>714907730
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:40:15 PM No.714907702
You know those doorbells leak your shit, right?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:40:37 PM No.714907730
>>714907637
I hate DK64 so this is better by default.
>>714907657
no
>>714907663
yes
>>714907668
it had the card inside and you can play it right now, unless this is a mistake and not intended.
>>714907689
>>714907696
im actually mexican lol
Replies: >>714908249 >>714914290 >>714916210 >>714917405 >>714917606
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:41:47 PM No.714907831
>>714907496 (OP)
If you try playing this your console is getting bricked right?
Replies: >>714907884 >>714907987
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:42:36 PM No.714907884
>>714907831
it works but the switch im using is probably gonna be banned
Replies: >>714907987 >>714909070
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:43:31 PM No.714907959
Please give us the cutscenes.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:43:49 PM No.714907987
>>714907831
>>714907884
It requires an internet connection so you won't be able to play it before launch
Replies: >>714908049 >>714908052 >>714908163 >>714909673 >>714918152
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:44:17 PM No.714908029
>>714907496 (OP)
Is there a lot of actual platforming in it
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:44:29 PM No.714908049
>>714907987
How did the street date for Mario Kart World get broken then?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:44:33 PM No.714908052
>>714907987
And that's ok when Nintendo does it.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:45:13 PM No.714908118
>>714907496 (OP)
MAY
YOU
GET
CAUGHT
Replies: >>714908205
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:45:43 PM No.714908163
>>714907987
doubt
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:11 PM No.714908202
does nintendo think they slick still?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:14 PM No.714908205
>>714908118
Get caught doing what? Launching a game before release date isn't illegal
Replies: >>714908365
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:17 PM No.714908209
>>714907496 (OP)
The game is not out yet?
Replies: >>714908282
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:40 PM No.714908249
>>714907730
>it had the card inside and you can play it right now, unless this is a mistake and not intended.
All of Nintendo's games are entirely on the game card, it's just 3rd party games that are "key cards".
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:47:11 PM No.714908282
>>714908209
The cutscenes are near.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:48:04 PM No.714908365
>>714908205
Say goodbye to your switch lil bro. Nintendo gonna brick it any second
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:51:17 PM No.714908629
ill do a quick little review in case this thread dies. i didnt finish the game but it is very short i think and the worlds are significantly smaller than mario odyssey, each sublayer has multiple layers but each "world" is about the size of a mario 64 level. the destruction is a meh part of the game but it gets old FAST. after the first sublayer you are not wanting to dig anymore. the story is meh and pauline is really really annoying, probably the worst sidekick in a nintendo game ever. 10x worse than navi. the only highlight of the game was king k rool appearance and thats where i stopped. the boss fights are also the worst part of the game and way way waaaaaay too easy. grumpy kong dies in just a few hits and then joins you, poppy kong is so easy that you can probably play with a blindfold on, she joins you after and pauline is used as a dialogue expositon character since the others cant speak english. there is an option to mute her thankfully but making her default be that annoying is really terrible.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:52:14 PM No.714908704
>>714908629
What about the story?
Replies: >>714908920
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:54:20 PM No.714908902
>implying nintendo will allow you to launch it
lol
Replies: >>714909380
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:54:34 PM No.714908920
>>714908629
oh and i forgot the bananza forms. they have almost 100% uptime and no cooldown, really ruins the experience because half of the time you play as a retarded animal form instead of donkey. the other two forms are giraffe and elephant. giraffe is a height extender thing kinda like that one form in odyssey (fucking useless because ostrich is already unlocked by then) and elephant works with water like in mario wonder
>>714908704
pretty mid, pauline is never explained where she came from or how she has magic singing powers but the journey to the center of the earth was cool, the undead skeletons and fossils are cool, the void co is boring front for k rool and not really crazy. just mario odyssey 2.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:54:44 PM No.714908931
Is that Pauline's daughter, herself being lolified by a curse, or an actual prequel?
Replies: >>714909019 >>714909370
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:54:53 PM No.714908952
>>714908629
>the only highlight of the game was king k rool appearance
and that's where I stopped reading
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:55:35 PM No.714909019
>>714908931
i didnt finish the end of the game but pauline has no origin story in the beginning she is just a magic singing girl that was trapped in a rock by void co because she can unlock the bananza elders
Replies: >>714909116
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:56:07 PM No.714909054
>>714907496 (OP)
Prove it
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:56:23 PM No.714909070
>>714907884
Jesus Christ I hate modern Nintendo so much. In the past when I ordered physical copies I would occasionally receive them a day or 2 early, once I got a game a week early because Amazon fucked up. Now I have to roll the dice wherever my console I paid almost $500 for will be permanently bricked through no fault of my own because I tried playing the game I just received. Not to mention it's really common for department stores to break street date on vidya.

I shouldn't have to memorize and remember every release date and I shouldn't be punished for opening and playing the copy I legitimately preordered through the biggest online shopping website.
Replies: >>714909739 >>714910915 >>714912721
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:56:50 PM No.714909116
>>714909019
I don't believe you.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:59:32 PM No.714909370
>>714908931
>>>/wsg/5918332
Replies: >>714910001
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:59:36 PM No.714909380
>>714908902
Can't do shit if your console is offline.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:59:59 PM No.714909412
can you dump the encrypted cart i wanna play it on my mig thanks
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:01:02 PM No.714909514
OP here, I'm a liar and a faggot, and my favorite pastime is sucking huge black cocks.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:02:57 PM No.714909673
>>714907987
false
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:03:44 PM No.714909739
>>714909070
ok pablo just stop acting like a nigger and youโ€™ll be fine
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:06:07 PM No.714909931
Crazy how anons on /v/ will believe anything.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:07:03 PM No.714910001
>>714909370
>noooo stop caring about things, that is le cringe!
Didn't ask, snoy.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:07:40 PM No.714910053
>>714907496 (OP)
Is this legal?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:08:49 PM No.714910137
>>714907496 (OP)
if you break day one Nintendo may ban your console
Replies: >>714910423
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:10:09 PM No.714910253
>>714907496 (OP)
Is it bing bing wahoo?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:12:08 PM No.714910408
>no webm or other photos
fake and gay maricon I hope you get beheaded by cartel
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.714910423
>>714910137
If you look at your Switch the wrong way or your neighbor walks too close to your home with his GBA flashcart, Nintendo may ban your console
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:18:10 PM No.714910915
>>714909070
nintendo doesn't ban consoles for playing games early
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:28:43 PM No.714911883
1751431276462861_thumb.jpg
1751431276462861_thumb.jpg
md5: 6d4ec43ae30cf14ba4b2718791095d52๐Ÿ”
Nice "gameplay" Nintendies.
Replies: >>714912318 >>714912578 >>714912693 >>714914634 >>714919927
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:28:57 PM No.714911904
Post a picture then, jackass.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:31:05 PM No.714912091
>>714907496 (OP)
no you don't otherwise you'd post pics of the inside of the box, the game in your system and the title/opening screen on your system
probably just stole this pic from reddit and it's clearly taken in some amazon warehouse
Replies: >>714912251
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:31:31 PM No.714912130
>>714907496 (OP)
is krool in it?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:33:00 PM No.714912251
>>714912091
I checked there and fount it immediately.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:33:26 PM No.714912294
>>714907496 (OP)
does virgil turn into a dinosaur?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:33:44 PM No.714912317
*found
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:33:45 PM No.714912318
>>714911883
>dithering transparency
>on PS4 tier hardware
They actually want their games to look like shit huh
Replies: >>714913048
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:36:08 PM No.714912516
>>714908629
>country secondary
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:36:45 PM No.714912578
>>714911883
This is such a kiddy game. And I mean that not in a good way. It's the teletubby of games.
Replies: >>714912693 >>714912732
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:37:35 PM No.714912654
>>714907496 (OP)
Are you brown?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:37:59 PM No.714912693
>>714911883
>>714912578
ok samefag
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:38:15 PM No.714912721
>>714909070
>I hate Nintendo because of this thing I made up about them
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:38:20 PM No.714912732
>>714912578
Be quiet adversary.
Mario's heir might be approaching.
Replies: >>714913014
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:41:40 PM No.714913014
>>714912732
It barely has platforming in it and it's wonky looking as hell with camera clipping through stuff. You guys are real desperate
Replies: >>714913302
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:42:09 PM No.714913048
>>714912318
>on PS4 tier hardware
PS4 can't run Phantom Liberty or FF7 Intergrade, per Sony themselves.
Developers behind Oblivion Remastered also said that the Switch 2 has a better CPU and much better GPU than PS4
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:43:20 PM No.714913152
>>714907496 (OP)
Their is probably no way to download the game rn to actually play it if it does leak.
Replies: >>714913624 >>714913636
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:44:50 PM No.714913264
IMG_6484
IMG_6484
md5: 823af48c2c85f6b9ba23f458cb6a7afa๐Ÿ”
>>714907496 (OP)
Is k rool in tbe game????
Replies: >>714913594 >>714914086
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:45:14 PM No.714913302
>>714913014
You're just salty about Mini-Pauline.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:47:29 PM No.714913470
IMG_6493
IMG_6493
md5: 8867c43f0f43a1410016f9aa193c4897๐Ÿ”
>>714908629
is it confirmed mori calliope does the vocals for pauline jr?
Replies: >>714913568
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:48:24 PM No.714913568
>>714913470
>>>/vt/ranny
Replies: >>714913938
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:48:44 PM No.714913594
>>714913264
OP took the image from Reddit, and is probably making up information, but I do believe King K. Rool will be in the game.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:49:01 PM No.714913624
>>714913152
you wouldn't need to download the game it's on cart but OP's bullshitting anyway
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:49:08 PM No.714913636
>>714913152
the game is fully on the cartridge
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:51:12 PM No.714913835
>>714907496 (OP)
Sell each copy for the price of a Shitch 2
Total scalper supremacy
Replies: >>714914025
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:51:21 PM No.714913849
>>714908629
pics or it didn't happen
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:52:32 PM No.714913938
IMG_6448
IMG_6448
md5: a7602e543ca8459ade380e5f673e0b91๐Ÿ”
>>714913568
you canโ€™t deny the truth forever
Replies: >>714914136 >>714914286
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:53:24 PM No.714914025
Maria
Maria
md5: f117bf99fa870a28948d15f6df1f30d3๐Ÿ”
>>714913835
Hoohoo!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:54:11 PM No.714914086
>>714913264
He is literally the only proper DK villain ever. He is to DK what Bowser is to Mario
Replies: >>714914825
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:54:42 PM No.714914136
>>714913938
>>>/vt/ranny
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:56:32 PM No.714914286
>>714913938
She looks like she sucks stallions
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:56:39 PM No.714914290
>>714907730
>im actually mexican lol
actually makes this believable. It's well known they don't give a shit about street date there and shops will sell as soon as they get stock.
Replies: >>714917606
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:57:14 PM No.714914335
>>714907668
Even the key cards are actual cartridges that you can loan or sell. The key is digital, like an encryption key.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:01:13 AM No.714914634
1745537885775015
1745537885775015
md5: 8632349e435913699c1eabedcaf2fe4a๐Ÿ”
>>714911883
lol
Replies: >>714914694
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:01:57 AM No.714914694
>>714914634
He hates Mini-Pauline.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:02:16 AM No.714914726
pauline cunny...
Replies: >>714916214
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:03:25 AM No.714914825
>>714914086
DKC1-3, 64, King of Swing, Jungle Climber, Barrel Blast, Mario Sluggers, probably some others I'm forgetting. K.Rool has been in plenty more games than most realize. The Tiki's were lame, and the Snomads were alright. But really K.Rool is the best choice for Bananza
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:05:26 AM No.714914967
>>714907496 (OP)
OH MY FUCKING GOD @NINTENDO!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:10:33 AM No.714915386
WAAAAH
WAAAAH
md5: e866a7a6b156aed7f3dfd29ccfb078de๐Ÿ”
https://youtu.be/3aejyZdorBc?t=84
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:22:10 AM No.714916210
>>714907730
>it had the card inside and you can play it right now,
Prove it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:22:12 AM No.714916214
>>714914726
KYS
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:24:43 AM No.714916376
Pauline screenshot
Pauline screenshot
md5: 40a3bedf9d3ce47c3affaccd9a196722๐Ÿ”
Will you protect Pauline from King K. Rool?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:31:37 AM No.714916885
Miyamoto wont allow K Rool
Replies: >>714916964
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:32:43 AM No.714916964
>>714916885
>What is DKC 1-3?
Replies: >>714917062
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:34:01 AM No.714917062
>>714916964
They literally redesigned DK because they hate Rare so much.
Replies: >>714917181
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:35:42 AM No.714917181
>>714917062
No they don't.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:37:04 AM No.714917268
>>714907496 (OP)
>ZERO SCREENSHOTS OR ANYTHING
ok pablo
Replies: >>714917312
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:37:29 AM No.714917289
I'm still baffled why they basically went with the Rare design for the theme park, only to roll this game out within like a year. What was the idea there?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:37:45 AM No.714917312
>>714917268
The OP picrel is from Reddit.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:39:06 AM No.714917405
>>714907730
>im actually mexican lol
So what is your favorite arc of dragon ball z?
Replies: >>714921329
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:42:01 AM No.714917606
mexico
mexico
md5: 4ff0b2a3a8c4abe934fb40b7b96796f6๐Ÿ”
>>714907730
>>714914290
Mexico uses a different rating system
Replies: >>714917954 >>714919047 >>714925135
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:46:52 AM No.714917954
>>714917606
Mexico invaded the US, Americans are meximutts.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:48:43 AM No.714918085
>>714907668
That's only Switch 2 rereleases of Switch 1 games. Made-for-Switch 2 games are just a normal, on-cart, game.
Replies: >>714918939
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:49:41 AM No.714918152
>>714907987
What online features does the game even have? Also you could just play in Airplane Mode.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:57:20 AM No.714918759
bros I miss when every major switch release would be posted online weeks before the release date :(
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:59:30 AM No.714918939
>>714918085
no it's not, not sure how you got that entirely wrong
any game can be a code printed on paper and any game can be a game key card it's just up to the publisher, all switch 2 editions so far have been fully on the cart so far but we don't know if that's a hard rule yet due to low sample size
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:58 AM No.714919047
>>714917606
brown mexican here i've never seen that shit on any game ever
Replies: >>714920467
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:04:40 AM No.714919312
>>714907496 (OP)
Is Lanky Kong in?
Replies: >>714920586
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:12:34 AM No.714919927
>>714911883
Wait, so this is just Mario Odyssey with Donkey Kong? Mario Odyssey fucking sucked ass, dude.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:20:04 AM No.714920467
Switch 2 Box MKW
Switch 2 Box MKW
md5: 91ff6e0b73cfe5a6c7802b10e27971f4๐Ÿ”
>>714919047
It also appears in my ToTK copy from 2023
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:21:42 AM No.714920586
>>714919312
Honestly it's very possible anon. Who knows how much shit from DK64 they'll throw in just for the memberberries.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:31:17 AM No.714921329
>>714917405
perfect cell or vegeta
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:53:12 AM No.714923053
spongy guy
spongy guy
md5: a6307b87bc99b9624ee45d6e74aedb06๐Ÿ”
>>714907496 (OP)
PUT the bananzas in the bag.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:13:10 AM No.714924547
why do the banana forms look like gay porn
Replies: >>714924889
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:15:26 AM No.714924682
>>714908629
>i didnt finish the game
>it is very short
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:18:18 AM No.714924889
Disgust
Disgust
md5: 833db1e8d9ec0ae14665bc5cfddbba86๐Ÿ”
>>714924547
Why do you know what that looks like, anon?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:22:38 AM No.714925135
>>714917606
What the fuck then why do all US copies have Spanish shit on them? I thought it was so they could make one box for both US and Mexico. Even OP's pic says "Everyone 10+ Todos +10" for both countries.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:43:14 AM No.714926424
>k rool