Thread 714911041

I THOUGHT I HEARD THE OLD MAN SAY
LEAVE HER JOHNNY, LEAVE HER

>>714911041 (OP)
I wish I could

THERE ONCE WAS A SQUAD THAT READIED UP
WITH OUTFITS 'A FANCY TO SAY WASSUP

THEIR HOPES WERE HIGH FOR A WIN THAT DAY
GO ME SQUADDIE BOYS GO

HUH

One of the comfiest games ever made.

soon may the wellerman come
to bring us sugar and tea and rum

ubisoft will delist this soon and then you'll have to destroy your copy

>>714911041 (OP)
NOOOW YOU'RE READYYYY TO SAAAAIL FOR THE HORN
WEEHHH, HEEEYY, ROOOOLL AND GO

>>714911603
Randy Dandy is tied with Leave Her Johnny for best shanty

>>714911664
You're forgetting
she made no sound... no word she said...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW LAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS. LOW LANDS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, ME JOHN
and then I knew... my love was dead...
lowlands awaaay...

>damn it, you should have been the one to outlast me.
>i've done my part. will you?
>if you came with me, i could. mary?
>i'll be with you, kenway. i will.

It's weird, I nearly 100%'d this game when it came out and I remember absolutely nothing about the story, but all the pirate stuff like shanties are ingrained into my mind.

>>714914829
Who cares about the story?

I was never able to kill the legendary ship that constantly tries to ram you.

>>714914829
The story and the following people bits were kind of shit. The ship exploration and the atmosphere was top tier.

Mogged by Sid Meier's Pirates!

>>714911319
reddit unironically ruined this one for me...

my fav is
SHE LOVELY ON THE FORE AND SHE LOVELY DOWN BELOW BOYS
ROLL BOYS, ROLL BOYS ROLL.

>>714911263
cool game, shitty assasins creed

>>714914993
I'm just saying I played the game for tens of hours, you'd think I would remember something but the MCs name doesn't even come to mind.
They should've dropped asscreed after 4 and just made a couple more badass sandbox pirate games instead.

>>714915098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcx2oOTskUY

>>714915638
Yeah fuck that shit. It's the only one I gave up on.

>>714915098
my ptsd is with the twins ... i had some very high quality headphones back then and some subtle sound atarts plays when both sandwich you and take aim right before they turn you into swiss cheese and it freaking demoralized me almost

>>714915296
nushanties are all fucking reddit horseshit with electric guitars and women singing

>>714916002
I forgot that they included female pirates...

female pirates were extremely uncommon but not unheard of historically

>>714916345
Cool. Now fuckoff

>>714911041 (OP)
THEY'RE JUST LIKE THEM PRETTY GIRLS WHEN THEY GEEEETS THE NOOOTIOOOON

>>714916345
If by extremely uncommon you mean 0.001% of the pirate population during the golden age of piracy, then sure. I still shouldn't have any singing shanties on my ship.

>>714911041 (OP)
it's WINDY WEATHER boys,
STORMY WEATHER boys

>>714916345
There were like three, total. One was Chinese and got her position by being the wife of the king of the pirates over there.

>>714916923
One got there by pretending to be a dude and the other was kept around because she was hot.

>>714917284
Don't forget that those two were kept around because they were having three-ways with Calico Jack.

Who're ye signing with /v/?

>>714911041 (OP)
I thought I heard the old mod say
Clean it, janny, clean it
It's a worksafe board, and traps are gay
And it's time for you to clean it
Clean it, janny, clean it
Oh clean it, janny, clean it
For the queue is long, and the job don't pay
And it's time for you to clean it

There's an animal thread, with pavement apes
Clean it, janny, clean it
Uoh now it has corrective rape
And it's time for you to clean it
Clean it, janny, clean it
Oh clean it, janny, clean it
For the queue is long, and the job don't pay
And it's time for you to clean it

Oh I hate to lurk this fucked up board
Clean it, janny, clean it
Three hundred posts of russian gore
And it's time for you to clean it
Clean it, janny, clean it
Oh clean it, janny, clean it
For the queue is long, and the job don't pay
And it's time for you to clean it

We post this shit because we're bored
Clean it, janny, clean it
But now we're close to 404
And it's time for you to clean it
Clean it, janny, clean it
Oh clean it, janny, clean it
For the queue is long, and the job don't pay
And it's time for you to clean it

>>714917749
which one promises a cute native gf

>>714917837
Spain

>>714917749
Dutch is where the money is at but the Spanish have the hottest women.

>>714917994
Don't do this, you have very few cities and ships to plunder, you're better off play nice with all 3 not spain, attack exclusively spanish ships, and get ranks and lands 3 times as fast before you reach age 42 because spain always on war with everyone.

>>714917837
Certainly not the British. The French, maybe. The Spanish, DEFINITELY, especially if you promise to have a bunch of kids.

>>714918106
FAREWELL AND ADIEU TO YOU SPANISH LADIES
FAREWELL AND ADIEU TO YOU LADIES OF SPAIN
FOR WE’VE RECEIVED ORDERS FOR TO SAIL FOR OLD ENGLAND
BUT WE HOPE IN A SHORT TIME TO SEE YOU FAIR LADIES AGAIN

fellas I have some bad news,
POOR OLD STORMY IS DEAD AND GONE

I DREAMED A DREEEEAAAAAAM THE OTHER NIIIIIIIGHT
LOOOOOOWLAAAAAAANDS, LOWLANDS AWAAAAAYYYYY ME JOOOOOHN

>>714918504
WE'LL RANT AND WE'LL ROAR, LIKE TRUE BRITISH SAILORS
WE'LL RANT AND WE'LL ROAR, ALONG THE SALT SEAS
UNTIL WE STRIKE SOUNDING IN THE CHANNEL OF OL' ENGLAND
FROM USHANT TO SCILLY IS THIRTY FIVE LEAGUES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HE4OFoezVg

underrated banger I still remember from a game i completely forgot

>>714916923
>wife of the king of the pirates over there.

Anon she was probably one of the most successful pirate alive after he died.

She was able to force China to allow her to just retire.

>>714911319
not a shanty.

>>714911041 (OP)
This game had so much sovl
3 and 2 are the only asscreeds worth playing.

>>714921846
I meant 4 and 2.
3 was boring.

>>714915361
That's what got us Skull and Bones