Thread 714912270

Sell me an $80 game.

>>714912270 (OP)
It has playable Cow

>>714912419
Fpbp

Pre ordered

You're gonna buy it anyways

>>714912270 (OP)
Meet and Fuck Kingdom, Steve

>>714912270 (OP)
when you own this $80 game, you can then sell retarded goy cattle infinite copies on Steam and become a millionaire

>>714912270 (OP)
It's actually 10 games, and they were all on sale for $8.

>>714912565
>HUHH AND FUCK?

>>714912270 (OP)
its actually 90$ but its on a discount right now
you are literally stealing 10$ from the devs if you buy it right now

>>714912270 (OP)
First Person Shooter

>>714912270 (OP)
It has cunny in it

Zoomer shooter
(where you shoot zoomers with your turds)

>>714912270 (OP)
Bing bing wahoo!

>>714912270 (OP)
It makes poorfags on /v/ seethe

>>714912270 (OP)
L4d3
Half life 3
Chrono trigger 2
Phantasy star 5
Phantasy Star Online 2
Battlefield Special Forces 2
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas 2
Shining Force 4
Grounded 2
Rimworld 2 (backwards compatibility)
Payday 3
DayZ Mod 2
Smite Battle Royale
Secret of evermore 2

>>714917693
>Payday 3
we will never get a third payday game, stop hoping

Your favorite character comes out of the screen and sucks your cock if you beat the game.

>>714912270 (OP)
It pwns the libs

>>714912270 (OP)
You can ride in a train. And you can walk around the train while it's moving

It’s perfectly optimized from the start and doesn’t include micro transactions.

>>714912270 (OP)
>multiplayer pvp
>permadeath (have to buy it again)
>has the most toxic community ever

It's a mix of Rimworld and FTL

20 dollars for the game and 10 DLC for 9 dollars each. Seems like a steal for me.

>>714912270 (OP)
Your favorite streamer loves it

>>714912270 (OP)
An RPG, you play as a human soldier pairing up with a goblin thief to retrieve [insert prophetic item]
I havent written beyond that except for storyboards, pls hire me

It has no woke themes in it! Its all about being superior chad focking hot underaged girls left and right.

>>714912270 (OP)
its factorio, but all the machines are cute girls.

>>714912270 (OP)
No darkies, no women, no microtransactions.

>>714912270 (OP)
Nintendo made it.

>>714912270 (OP)
I will pay you $100 to buy this game.

You get random plastic garbage when you buy the game

>>714912270 (OP)
>It's not a game but a simulation
>It's a full scale map of the earth
>You don't buy the game but land
>The cheapest plot of land is $80

The game gives you a 45% of winning 160 dollars

if you don't buy it I'm going to tell your mom

>>714912270 (OP)
No, i dont think i will.
Before it will be actually playable, it will be -75% off anyway.

the president just printed so many dollars that monthly inflation is at 120%

>>714912270 (OP)
You can make the money back by using the in game marketplace. It's play to earn.

It's currently in Early Access and will be $200 after release.

>>714912270 (OP)
It's finished at launch, no bugs, and future DLC will be free and made after the release, not content that was cut.

>>714919571
I played a tabletop game where I was an aspiring chef who was convinced by a schizophrenic goblin that she had the key to unlocking the secret to cooking. They ended up settling down and starting a restaurant in a port city with some neanderthals as the staff.

>>714912270 (OP)
You wanna play this video game? Well, it costs $80.
Boom, supply and demand.

>>714912270 (OP)
You can have sex with your female companions

>>714912270 (OP)
Well do you want a good sequel or not? Last chance.

>>714912270 (OP)
It's online and live service. Hop in before the hype dies and all your friends get tired of it.

>>714912270 (OP)
>open world
>crafting
>zombies
>early access

>>714912270 (OP)
its fun

>>714915715
>Pre-ordered, bro.

>>714912270 (OP)
I'll sell you a *license* to the game, which I can revoke at any time. And you'll be happy.

>>714927968
>going to jail for playing a 3d h-game
Do Americans really?

it's all on this cartridge. it's been rigorously playtested with all major bugs fixed and couldn't be updated if it needed to be because the console it plays on is entirely offline.

we appealed to the broadest possible audience while maintaining depth and content enthusiasts will enjoy exploring. you can jump right in and lose yourself in this game.

200 bucks for the game and console.

>>714912270 (OP)
Sonic, but it has a customizable avatar function, romancible options, all of the characters throughout the IP's history are not restricted from being in it, there'll be a chao garden and it has rpg elements along with levels that will satiate a speed demon's needs. The female characters will not be censored and match the artist's intentions and the artists keep their ideals at home. There will also be campaign mode of course if you wish to play as members of the og cast.

Also, the DLC is consistently good and it's development cycle is timely and the sex of the custom character is displayed as "Male and Female" instead of "Body Type A and B".

>>714928038
We're headed in that direction. Look at the stupid boomers demanding more government power and degenerate censorship, and the stupid zoomers demanding more government power and "coomer" censorship.

>>714912270 (OP)
If it's a nintendo game, it'll never go on sale or depreciate in value so you can buy this 80 dollar game play it and enjoy it for over a year and still return almost all your money on the used market.

>>714925260
if I can date Tron Bonne and there is no feminist crap, I'll fucking pre-order it.

>>714917693
I'm gonna get it for free and I might even seed it for a while. Cheers

>>714912270 (OP)
You can win millions! The sexy gachababes have loot boxes with genuine lottery tickets!

>>714912270 (OP)
several boobs sliders with NO limits

>>714912270 (OP)
it comes with the season pass (3 planned dlcs to be released in 4 month intervals)
This assumes its a game you are interested in and I'm not just selling you a random game.

This movie is so overrated. Nothing but a bunch of rich fucks doing drugs.

>>714931281
Blaze with a shotgun is something I didn't know I'd need until now. What a blessed image. Also, that's most hollywood movies. lol

>>714931483
You're welcome anon.
But this one in particular just felt like peak Hollywood/yuppie wankery. It's disgusting.

>>714917693
>Phantasy Star Online 2
anon...

>>714912270 (OP)
You want to play new games? Yeah? $80, fuckface.

>>714917693
>Grounded 2
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2661300/Grounded_2/

>>714912270 (OP)
>money will go towards racist goal you support

>>714931704
I'm good, new games have been ass for years. The backlog of old won't even be done before I'm dead.

>>714912270 (OP)
Okay get this! ... We take arguably the best girl in the series and remake her as a total boss bitch that swears a lot, is passive-aggressive with everyone, can carry a giant Metal Gear rail gun by herself and wears the most generic looking outfit worn by every female in every AAA game made in the last 10 years. And then we have her get throat-fucked by a tentacle monster in a later scene.

Deal?

>>714931605
I don't blame ya, Anon, Hollywood in general is basically an STD in itself.

You can ride on turtles.

>>714912270 (OP)
$80? For a game? Go shake a dick.

>>714912270 (OP)
It has a guy on the cover holding a gun and 30$ in game skins

mario

Beavis. Butthead. Limited time.