Thread 714914253 - /v/ [Archived: 488 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:56:10 PM No.714914253
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Will JRPGs finally step their game up after this humiliation?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:57:58 PM No.714914394
Most likely not. Their takeaway from E33's success is just "people like turn-based games".
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:00:14 AM No.714914564
I want more turn based parryslop in my life.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:01:38 AM No.714914665
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:02:39 AM No.714914754
>>714914253 (OP)
>copies mario rpgs
>wow this is new & amazing
people have the memory of a goldfish
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:03:59 AM No.714914864
>>714914754
Nobody plays pedotendie sloppa
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:05:43 AM No.714914990
>>714914754
Anon I don't play marioslop for children, I suspect not that many do too.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:08:57 AM No.714915246
>>714914253 (OP)
i cant support the french sorry
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:09:44 AM No.714915301
>>714914990
>the parry mechanic that everyone says makes this game better than other jrpgs isn't that important actually
E33 shills btfo'd
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:10:26 AM No.714915375
I don't think japan is capable of dialogue on E33's level
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:10:46 AM No.714915403
>>714915301
Well clearly not in this case because I have no fucking idea what paper mario is.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:11:59 AM No.714915483
How many times are you going to make this dogshit thread?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:13:05 AM No.714915556
If "stepping their game up" means making linear cinematic corridor simulators with Unreal assets spammed all over the place, then hopefully not.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:15:46 AM No.714915753
I will never play this game

Very forced, very rote
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:16:27 AM No.714915806
>>714915403
Okay you specifically can continue to shill the game since you're unaware of super mario rpg, mario & luigi games & paper mario.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:18:04 AM No.714915907
>>714915806
I have legitimately never played a nintendo game nor held a nintendo product in my hands.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:19:07 AM No.714915986
I got to the gestral village and died of cringe. What a horrible reddit game.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:23:47 AM No.714916316
>>714915907
>you know what I told you? Yeah heres more information about it
Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:24:39 AM No.714916370
>>714915806
why would anyone play those babyslop games?
I would never play a mario game that isnt a 2D platformer
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:29:06 AM No.714916697
>>714916370
>why would anyone play those babyslop games?
Because of the amazing parry mechanic that so many have claimed makes E33 shit on every other jrpg ever made.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:29:58 AM No.714916767
>>714916316
Just saying. Their games are locked to their platform and do not have the appeal. Gameplay is just one part of it, characters and the story is what gets people hooked, you're comparing a mature story for mature people to something parents give to toddlers so they can shut the fuck up for 5 minutes.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:32:03 AM No.714916915
>>714916697
yeah but mario is babyshit so how fun can it be if it's designed for toddlers'
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:35:20 AM No.714917149
>>714916767
>you're implicitly insulting the people who said the parry mechanic makes it better than every jrpg ever? You can't do that! I'm deflecting the subject to something else!
Cope.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:36:35 AM No.714917241
>>714916915
E33 seems really pedestrian though, like it thinks it's way smarter than it actually is, so this feels like a weird point to try to make
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:38:02 AM No.714917329
>>714917241
trying to be smarter than it is is still better than toddlercore
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:38:43 AM No.714917376
>>714917329
>>714916915
>Lowercase
>No punctuation
>Retarded

Never fails!
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:39:42 AM No.714917437
this game is complete and utter faggotry
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:40:45 AM No.714917510
one of the games is for actual toddlers and the other is for mantoddlers there is not much of a difference
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:42:11 AM No.714917618
>>714917376
>>714917437
>>714917510
It already made it's money while wokey kong is going to bankrupt nintendo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:42:43 AM No.714917646
was verso right
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:42:47 AM No.714917650
I knew this game was dogshit the second I read the title
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:46:27 AM No.714917920
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>>714914253 (OP)
So true, sister! JRPGs need to do better! Get rid of that icky anime nonsense!
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:49:33 AM No.714918139
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>>714914253 (OP)
There is nothing to "step up" to. Japanese people do not care about this game. And neither do I.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:50:44 AM No.714918213
>>714916767
The newest Mario game will literally outsell E33 by about 20x.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:50:45 AM No.714918216
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>>714917920
>liking tranime
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:51:30 AM No.714918281
>>714914253 (OP)

if the developer team would have been well known, i bet all the reviewers would have been more critical. they clearly gone easy on it.

lets be real here. its a 8-8,5 Game at best.

And a lot of people wouldnt have played it if it would look like an jrpg.

and of course all of the turned based only faggots at /v a praising it because of the combat system.
i bet if it would have been real time, they would shitting on it every day.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:51:38 AM No.714918289
I don't think Japs have the ability to write stories with the same level of emotional maturity as E33. Unironically
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:52:41 AM No.714918378
>>714915753
but enough about Nightreign
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:53:11 AM No.714918418
>>714918281
>all of the turned based only faggots at /v a praising it because of the combat system
this isn't happening, the people praising the game are all the people who don't like JRPGs/turn-based games and their review is "see, this is how everyone else should do turn-based".
Replies: >>714918545 >>714918574 >>714918783
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:53:56 AM No.714918478
>>714918139
>Japanese people do not care about this
how many copys their sold in Japan maybe 10k?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:54:27 AM No.714918531
>>714917920
Redditors love anime, wtf are you on about?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:54:36 AM No.714918545
>>714918418
It's never coming to switch so keep coping
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:54:57 AM No.714918574
>>714918418
so they have no fucking clue? as usual?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:56:47 AM No.714918714
>>714918478
I believe its actually less. This game made no impact at all in Japan.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:57:36 AM No.714918783
>>714918418
Bullshit, i love turn-based and Expedition 33 is a nice sidegrade to the ocean of samey anime shit
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:57:36 AM No.714918786
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>>714918216
JRPGs are THE anime genre, retard-kun
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:58:24 AM No.714918843
>>714918786
Only one of these 4 games here are good
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:59:22 AM No.714918924
>>714918786
And yet e33 mogs them
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:03 AM No.714918985
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>>714918786
>Posting the Call of doodies of the JRPG genre, as usual you have to dig deep to find the real gems in the genre
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:23 AM No.714919008
>>714918786
I love SMTV and DQ11S
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:25 AM No.714919012
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Rather than that, I hope it lets Western devs know that it's OK to try and engage with JRPG mechanics without making a weeb game. Not that I have anything against weeb games, it's just weird that an entire genre of games is married to anime aesthetics. I think more variety is good.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:02:30 AM No.714919153
>>714918289
This honestly. I like anime but japs can't do subtle and mature storytelling
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:04:11 AM No.714919282
It was pretty good for a modern game, but nothing too special.
>reddit / marvel dialog
>boring, unlikable characters
>characters comment when picking up items ( what a horrible modern trend, adds nothing but irritation)
>annoying rpg mechanics, nothing interesting, just swap badges or w/e to level them up and equip the obvious op ones
>parrying has no consistent visual queues, the slowdown time is completely arbitrary
>meaning just listen for the audio queue the entire game, that's it, except the few times you arbitrarily don't
It was good, one of the few AAA quality games worth playing in a while, but idk how you can play this and not feel like a chimp pressing L1 to audio queues for hours. Probably more tolerable on normal difficulty.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:05:46 AM No.714919406
>>714918289
They used to be able to. Xenogears and FF9 were great games with great writing. Unfortunately, the demands of the modern market mean that they all cater to anime cliches now.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:06:41 AM No.714919465
>>714919153
than most of you never played more than 1 or 2....
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:06:57 AM No.714919485
>>714919012
I mean the wildest thing is that FF games weren't really even that "anime". Like none of the art or character portraits was ever that "anime" until like 7?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:09:19 AM No.714919686
>>714919465
I played pokemon and persona. Persona 3 had a nice cute story but it's not well written by any metric. Even with good anime stories that are well written, the character writing is super autistic and obtuse
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:10:07 AM No.714919740
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>>714919686
>pokemon
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:13:14 AM No.714919979
I played metaphor after this and enjoyed both games immensely
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:14:31 AM No.714920057
>>714919740
Notice how I didn't even mention its story. I'm mostly referring to the anime shows I watched since I imagine the storytelling is far worse in video games
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:17:29 AM No.714920260
>>714920057
Nigger you watched a TV show for 5 year olds.
Replies: >>714920428
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:19:30 AM No.714920428
>>714920260
Practice 5th grade reading comprehension before responding to developed human beings. I was talking about anime in general, not pokemon
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:21:09 AM No.714920539
>>714920428
>before responding to developed human beings
I'll keep that in mind when I next interact with one.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:21:38 AM No.714920579
>>714917376
>Reddit spacing
Oops, you invalidated any point you might you have had and are now objectively gay. Too bad!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:24:23 AM No.714920791
>>714920539
The only way for you to avoid humiliation at this point is to delete your posts
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:26:18 AM No.714920965
>>714918786
2 faggots kissing would be more heterosexual than playing anything in this image.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:33:05 AM No.714921456
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>>714920965
JRPGs are THE straight man's genre, faganon. No other genre has this much tits