The absolute fucking state of demakes.

urine is problematic

>>714915002 (OP)
They also took out the skating bikini babes in the cruise stage.

>>714915076
Urine can tell if you're a boy or girl. That's probably why they removed him

>>714915002 (OP)
They already got rid of pee guy in 2004.

>>714915076
Imma piss all over your front steps to give you a real problem

>>714915002 (OP)
>no missions
this entire demake was fucked from the get-go, no reason to play this slop

>>714915883
Delete this now. Neversoft would never do that. REEEEEEE.

>>714916365
>Neversoft would never do that.

It's for realism. Canadians don't piss.

>>714915002 (OP)
Hits too close to home now with jeets taking shits on the streets and beaches

Just emulate the PS2 versions.

>>714918774
Just play the PC versions.

>>714919323
Just pee yourself.

>>714915002 (OP)
>no animals (cuz that's abuse)
>no pee or fart jokes (cuz that's gross)
>no bikini-clad women on the cruise ship
>no miniskirt for custom characters
>no hidden playable flight attendant
It's glitchy too, but mostly the censorship sucks the most.

>>714921052
You forgot
>no blood

>>714921052
at least it has bam
earth rockers never die man

>>714915002 (OP)
If you hadn’t pointed this out, I literally never in a million years would have been able to tell you what’s “missing”.

>>714922763
Now Google "fake outrage". /v/ loves doing it.

>>714915883
Uhm....OPBROS???

>>714915002 (OP)
Peeing while standing up is fascism, chud.

>>714922890
What's fake outrage got to do with disliking censorship you retarded faggot?

>>714920306
I sometimes do that just for fun at home, it's basically the equivalent of standing in a hot shower without taking your clothes off first.

>>714915883
go figure, people bitching about stuff that wasnt even the fault of the remake. many such cases.

>>714921052
>no miniskirt for custom characters
Came here to ask this question. I hate current year video games

>>714915002 (OP)
I knew this was going to suck after i played the 1+2 remake. Whats the point of remaking something if your going to cut out the good stuff? Fucking tired of this shit man.

Pee pee DLC?

True that there's no Carnival or Chicago and no animals in the Zoo? Any other major losses?

>>714925110
>True that there's no Carnival or Chicago and no animals in the Zoo?
True, no Stampy the elephant in Britain, nor Sea Lions at the Pier either.
>Any other major losses?
Ranger Bob lost his cult, and Ranger Ron forgot all his Alcatraz facts :(

>>714915883
OP is a faggot as usual

>>714923485
Imagine trying to eat her pussy but the collision physics just make your polygons glitch out and jitter together.

>>714915883
thug 2 isn't thps 3, retard. next you'll say
>THEY CHANGED THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK IN 2004
idiot.

>>714926131
i read this out loud every time it's posted, but now my mom's saying i have to stop using the living room computer

>>714915002 (OP)
They were going to include a street shitting guy but he got pulled

for a "culture" that prides itself on being "punk" skaters are a bunch of pussies on dawg frfr