Thread 714917340

E-celeb quarantine board when?

>>714917340 (OP)
GAMERS RISE UP WE NEED TO KILL THIS HECKIN' ROODYPOO HE RAPED MY MOM WHILE USING A VOICE CHANGER

Every time a game is killed, Maldavius Figtree ejaculates into a ferret.

>>714917454
This isn't a site for you, Chud. It's a site for the tranny mods, and they don't want it. Y'all can't behave and will hurt their feelings.

So does he use a voice changer or not?

>>714917340 (OP)
>I'm an expert programmer and elite hacker you know
>doesn't use for loops
>doesn't give meaningful names to variables
>his "hacking" was a social engineering stint where he probably wrote some lame phishing emails

What a fucking weasel

>>714917663
That probably sounded funny in your head

>>714917340 (OP)
Unironically, yes. What happened to survival of the fittest?

I really wanna gank this guy in an MMO. Preferably wow but any will do.

>>714917735
>>doesn't use for loops
>>doesn't give meaningful names to variables
nothing wrong with either of those things though

His dad worked for Blizzard.

>>714917732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFRB6yx8ASc
you tell us

>>714917735
that's most "hacking" to be fair

>>714917732
He absolutely boosts the bass on his microphone and pitches his voice down like Elizabeth Holmes.

>>714917340 (OP)
This is good to kill fighting games btw, they're basically a live service

Trans developers are devlopers
Trans developers are devlopers
Trans developers are devlopers

When a new phone model comes out it's released with a count of years of security updates. This is essentially what SKG wants for games. We're in a world where phone companies are more consumer friendly than the games industry

>>714917809
Yes there is. Fuck off.

Just saw the list of companies against it and Nintendo is among them, so this whole thing must be some kind of snoy grift.

>>714917809
The whole point of programming is to get the computer to do the work for you. It's not hyperbole to say you learn not to manually hard code things in the first month of compsci.

I can't wait for the confirmation from his local PD that he was never swatted and the new wave of drama slop.

>>714917735
His "defcon badges" were puzzle solving as a team. He didn't do shit yet acts like he's fucking Mitnick.

>>714917735
>his "hacking" was a social engineering stint where he probably wrote some lame phishing emails
I know I risk getting called a shill for the mildest defense of this guy but that is how the vast majority of hacking is initiated and testing personnel with phishing is a very legitimate part of red team work. If he represents himself as cool l33t hackerman he's being disingenuous but if he's just saying he's a cybersecurity professional then that's totally fair

>>714917340 (OP)
Be careful anons this is a dangerous hacker with lots of industry connections. Epstein might not have had a list, but this guy definitely does and now you're on it.

you know whats funny?
he's literally a kike lmao
amazing, jews always find themselves at the wrong end of whatever the general public are against

>>714917454
Fuck off from our site bitch.

>>714917732
it's 2 things. he probably got some voice training to make his voice deeper like radio hosts do, but he probably also lowers the pitch of his voice

>>714918189
Wow that makes him even cooler!

>>714918210
Just ask him to lower his pitch he should be able to go an octave lower no problem.

>>714917454
They're afraid it will turn into kiwifarms 2.0

>>714918521
it already is, where do you think these threads come from?

What do you think he actually used that brown gnome in his bathroom for?
Like would it even fit up there?

>>714918521
KF is a next level cringe. We'd never do that. Everyone knows to observe the lolcow in its natural habitat and simply document the experience.

Video Games?

>>714917340 (OP)
manufactured and coordinated by Night media. Forced eceleb drama.

>>714918647
They feel safer legally speaking if they don't have a board dedicated to ecelebs and then one of the retards here inevitably maims or kills someone.

>>714919061
Can't believe it's been 5 years already. F