Thread 714917770

Btw Pauline is not a "loli" she's literally 13

>>714917770 (OP)
That definitely explains why she already had dick sucking lips.

>>714917770 (OP)
feet

>>714917770 (OP)
She is a Mario midget.

>>714917987
I think this would be the best explanation for why Cranky is in the game.

>>714917770 (OP)
>13
Typical pedo Japs and their ageflation. She looks like she's 8

>>714917770 (OP)
I like hebes but she doesn’t do anything for me.

>>714918140
She's literally not a child.

>>714917770 (OP)
loli is a body type
if Japan calls her a loli, she's a loli

>>714917770 (OP)
she's fat

>>714917770 (OP)
tendies will peep this shitty game and be like "this shit fire blud"

>>714918169
>hebes
We're talking about full-blown teenagers, you degen

>>714917770 (OP)
Needs the black undershirt and jeans gone, only vest and chaps then we're talking.

>>714918239
Chubby short girls are cute.

>>714918239
The Japanese call this "squid belly"

>>714918410
nigga you really need to stop
mario having descendants would be in direct violation of Nintendo's on VERY strict standards for their brand

>>714918249
This game is straight bussin'

>>714918573
How?

>>714917770 (OP)
Take off those jeans and keep the chaps.

>>714918717
Mario characters operate based on modern Disney rules
They're meant to be frozen in time so to speak, there must be a base status quo that the characters exist in, something that Mario having a kid would completely destroy

>>714918967
Ok, maybe Nintendo is planning on doing away with those rules.

>>714919069
naw, my uncle works for nintendo (cock sleeve)

I’m surprised they animated her singing in the back
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MFKHO2Txwzc

>>714919168
most of this "evidence" is a big stretch to be honest
I mean really, "wears denim"? so does half the cast of bananza, it's part of the gold rush aesthetic

>>714917770 (OP)
So she already menstruates.

>>714919168
I miss caring about autistic shit like this

>>714919823
Does she free bleed on Donkey Kong?

>>714917770 (OP)
Body type is more important than canon age

>>714919624
There are way too many coincidences.

any fanart of freckle pussy or butt?

the movement looks really good in this game. this and splatoon are probably what i'd get if i had a switchy dos

>>714919981
I don't understand the logic behind that.

>>714919279
Holy SOVLFUL!

>>714920038
Not on a blue board.

>>714917987
So you're saying that this Pauline won't grow into the big Pauline? Mario remains short.

>>714920058
I think people will be disappointed that the game isn't more of a platformer. It looks like it's more focused on the destruction.

>>714920160
If she's 13, she could grow a little, but she will likely remain a womanlet forever.

>>714919168
I mean, we've had multiple generations of DK, figures that we'd get multiple generations of Mario eventually.

>>714920304
A Mario version of SingStar but with Pauline would be fun.

>>714920160
She will probably grow to be taller than Mario, but shorter than Pauline.
That is if she ends up being Pauline's daughter.

>>714917770 (OP)
I don't see the appeal. Her hair looks fucking retarded, it looks like they slapped on a ponytail onto her head for no reason. The overly exaggerated "M" shape hair looks fucking stupid. and her head is oversized. She also doesn't look like a 13-year-old.

>>714920585
Wait.
Bowser Jr. has a ponytail.

>>714920585
Her hair is cute as fuck and Pauline has literally always had a widow's peak

>>714920491
>Peach and Bowser's son, Bowser Jr trooned out.

>>714920651
But did she have a hidden mustache on her head?

>>714920715
Actually that's Bowser's vengeful wife.

>>714920651
Pauline is fucking retarded-looking as well.

>>714920803
both mustaches and hair are, surprisingly, made of hair

>>714920803
It's called a cowlick.

>>714920875
Please do not insult her.
If she is Pauline's daughter, she is also Mario's daughter.
This means that the gaming industry should kneel before Nintendo.
It will be 1985 all over again.

>>714920217
from the gameplay ive seen(valley area specifically) there's a good amount of exploration w/o destroying stuff. also do talks.

>>714921137
dk*

>>714920008
why are her grippers out?

>>714921135
Nintendo pussied out of Peach being BJ's mom, so I could see them pussying out of Mario being Pauline's dad.

>>714919168
>>714920008
>>714920491
>>714920803
>>714921403
stfu

>>714921363
So we can sniff and lick them.

>>714920913
source?

>>714921386
Peach was never Bowser Jr.'s mom.
Bowser was hiding the fact that his wife left him with Bowser Jr. in his egg.

>>714917770 (OP)
What's up with that belt?

>>714921557
They only reveal that at the end, which is bullshit.

>>714917770 (OP)
This outfit is just making me think that at some point some poor soul will look up "pauline cowgirl" then turn off safe search when prompted

She makes the "Waaaah!" sound, like Mario.
https://youtu.be/3aejyZdorBc?t=84

>>714922223
>off buy one get
Bro...

>>714922440
anon...
gets are turned off on /v/
just one of those weird legacy features m00t enabled as a bandaid fix to a problem, like audio STILL being disabled because some dudes were putting screamers in every file a decade ago

>>714922627
bro please say sike
bro please

>>714922251
And Luigi
And Wario
And Waluigi
And Peach
And nearly everyone else in the mario universe...

>>714922807
But who does she have the most in common with, and who was Pauline in love with in Super Mario Odyssey?

>>714922535
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714799605/#714800000

>>714922912
>DK cucked again
Cuckey Kong

>>714922989
It's glorious

I need this fucking game now

shes balding

>>714917770 (OP)
is candy kong in this game?

>>714923443
Women's hairlines don't usually recede very much if at all since the thing that causes pattern baldness is dihydrotestosterone, a byproduct of testosterone decay

>>714923581
The artist doubled the length of Mario's legs just so his nose would bump the monke tiddy.

>>714917770 (OP)
She's gonna need every year.

>>714923590
she has the m hairline. mario hairline?

>>714917770 (OP)
13 was Dolores' age in the book Lolita so Pauline is, in fact, a loli.

God I hate Tendies

>>714917770 (OP)
Doodled this yesterday while drawing with a friend. Wanted to change her outfit a little bit

>>714923907
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>>714923768
I'll give Pauline a feature length...

>>714923915
Based drawanon

>>714917770 (OP)
Her look...

Why did they go with 13? 13 is less cute because teenage girls are really mean. Maybe 8 wouldn't be intelligent enough to tardwrangle DK?

>>714923915
Cute...

>>714924309
>shadfag

>>714924359
There are 13 years between Donkey Kong Arcade and Donkey Kong Country.
Donkey Kong '94 is a remake of Donkey Kong Arcade.

You should unironically play the game in French dub.

>>714921459
>not wojak
gtfo

>>714924469
What is that guy doing nowadays? I heard he got out on bail.

>>714924996
How rude of you.
Mario would not be happy about this.

>>714924626
probation, not allowed to conversate on the internet

Don't mind me I just wanted to post this cutie.

>>714925279
That is not a banana or an ape!

>>714925279
>drawsloppa

>>714917770 (OP)
4ch has me convinced this is Mario and Pauline's daughter. My wife says her nerd coworker knows for a fact that it's just younger Pauline. Which one is it?

Why does she make "Bing-Bing Wahoo!" sounds?

>>714925432
Pauline never had freckles, wore jeans or had a mustache hairstyle. it’s obviously not her.

as far as Mario characters never fucking goes, isn't Rosalina peach's future daughter or some shit?

>>714925432
I feel like everyone is parroting eachother and repeating the same weird talking points, even when they don't make sense.
Like how Pauline is time-traveling, or de-aged.
It feels similar to how a bunch of people are all saying bad things about the Switch 2, even though people are still buying it.

>>714925537
Anon has never heard of people being children or being able to dress or do their hair differently when they were younger
You even have the diva dress where her freckles disappear, implying that adult Pauline covers them up with makeup

>>714925646
That was actually completely retconned by the time of galaxy 2, since basically all the story elements in 1 were put in behind Miyamoto's back and he was furious once he found out about their inclusion, which is why she's not a part of the sequel's story at all
The mario galaxy storybook is, for all intents and purposes, no longer canon

>>714925874
they really need to tell shiggy to fuck off, the man is a control freak who hasn't had a new idea in decades

>>714925874
>were put in behind Miyamoto's back and he was furious once he found out
Post source for this claim.

>>714925791
it’s not her, the mix mash of plotpoints of it being a rock while you’re saying shes aged down doesn’t add up. they are hiding something

>>714925791
But Super Mario's universe runs on cartoon logic.
When two cartoon characters have an offspring, that offspring can look like a fusion of those two cartoon characters.

>>714925994
not
>shiggy to diggy off
one job

>>714926061
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/interview-mario-galaxys-director-on-sneaking-stories-past-miyamoto.213684/

>>714925994
Shigeru Miyamoto is extremely valuable to Nintendo.
Hopefully he is training Yoshiaki Koizumi to become his successor.

>>714926487
I wish he died instead of Toriyama.

Can't wait for the game to come out so the retard who keeps polluting this thread with his half-baked theories about this Pauline being Mario's daughter finally fucks off.

>>714926835
and what if the other scenario happens?

>>714926835
I just want to know how they're actually gonna explain her, because as it stands her existence makes no sense

>>714926835
How about you make your own infographics for each of the other theories?

Does anyone know when you get thr dress for her in the game? I want to buy the amiibo to get it early because it feels like an endgame/post game costume

>>714926880
Then you can screencap this post and make fun of me all you want but I guaran-fucking-tee you it won't happen

>>714926987
Maybe nintendo doesn't give a fucking shit about timelines since they're completely made up by fans anyway

>>714926347
>neofag
No way fag.

'Mustache hair' is potentially the single most retarded thing I've ever read on 4ch. It's just insanely stupid

>>714927192
why are you talking to yourself?

>>714917770 (OP)
Loli is anything 14 looking and under, actual age isn't important. Also 13 is still loli anyway.

>>714920008
Uuuuuh guys...?

>>714926487
the coffin is making me lose my shit. Did they cut him in half?

>>714917770 (OP)
Aw man, I thought that outfit was for DK

>>714928398
I tried to edit my prompt to have him lay "vertically" or "horizontally", but it kept getting other parts of the image incorrect.

>>714919279
He looks so non-plus while transformed

>>714924309
I thought he's in jail, which is the only explanation for why nobody's posted his shit for this long

>>714918140
>>714919279
Holy fuck. That freckled face needs to be glazed ASAP.

>>714928751
Yeah that's exactly why, I'll be a little disappointed if DK only gets different pants patterns while Pauline gets to wear all sorts of things.

>>714928850
No it does not.

>>714917770 (OP)
>she's literally 13

this game is going to drive me bananzas if you know if I mean

>>714922251
What a hell is she singing about?

>>714929542
I don't know.

>>714929542
voiced by mori btw.

>>714925874
>since basically all the story elements in 1 were put in behind Miyamoto's back and he was furious once he found out about their inclusion
This bullshit keeps getting mispread, I see. Koizumi wrote Rosalina's story alone, showed Miyamoto, and he APPROVED.
It's true Miyamoto said story wasn't needed? Yes.
It's true it was implemente in the game behind his back? No.
It's true he was furious? No.
It's true he hates the character? No.

>>714929719
Who's mori?

>>714930078
Mori Calliope.

>>714929972
Yeah man he loved it so much that Galaxy 2 barely had any story and Rosalina was relegated to a cameo as a completion bonus.

>>714930124
wtf real shit? since when did Nintendo care for vtubers

>>714930165
>a character not reprising her story from the previous game means she's hated
Or they were satisfied with her role and wanted to move on to something different. The internal name is Galaxy MORE, they just wanted to release more levels for it. Rosalina cameo IS a bonus.

>>714917987
Add K Rool and this will be peak soul

>>714924309
Holy based

>>714930165
>character doesn't star in every single game that means miyamoto hates that character
Whoa. I can't believe Yoshi was made behind Miyamoto's back. No wonder he was relegated to cameo in SM64.
DKVPN

>>714926487
I know this is an AI shitpost but Nintendo will be better off with Miyamoto. He suffers from the same issue other Japanese boomers do where they are stuck in there ways and can't accept that it's not the 1980s anymore. Even something small like story, which was ancillary in Miyamoto's day, is absolutely expected now, including world building. Look how much people obsess about Lore in Souls games, or fuck, how much Nintendo's fans obsessed about the Zelda Timeline before they fucked it up.

>>714930610
they’re bringing the audience anon, sports gaming & voice acting etc.