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Anonymous No.714918171 >>714918584 >>714918889 >>714919184 >>714919468
>"NO TARNISHED, YOU CAN'T GET THE FRENZIED FLAME! IT'LL KILL EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!1!"
>"OMG U INHERITED THE FRENZIED FLAME YOU AND I ARE ENEMIES NOW I WILL KILL YOU!"
>proceeds to sit off screen with her thumb up her ass, doing absolutely nothing to stop the Tarnished from killing literally everything
Was it autism?
Anonymous No.714918292 >>714918437 >>714918867 >>714918968 >>714920161
man why does everyone type like an average twittertard, can’t you type a normal sentence to start a thread or are you so buckbroken that you subconsciously spew this garbage daily
Anonymous No.714918437 >>714920457
>>714918292
more potential engagement.
Make a proper thread yourself and watch it hit page 10 in 5 minutes. This fucking board is the epitome of lazy neglectful moderation.
Anonymous No.714918584 >>714918957 >>714919172
>>714918171 (OP)
I DID IT TO SAVE YOU YOU DUMB UNGRATEFUL BITCH
Anonymous No.714918867
>>714918292
Congrats, you've just realized that the majority of threads and posts are made by brownoids and retards and the mods refuse to sweep up blatant low quality dogshit and off topic garbage. There is no standard for posting. If you're a borderline retarded nigger you just spew out whatever garbage pops into your head and other subhuman niggers will spew out more retarded garbage in reply. It's a never ending cycle and you're forced to sift through third world ESL trash to find a post worth replying to or reading.
Anonymous No.714918889
>>714918171 (OP)
>"Why yes, I was able to know when a Level 1 Pisswhistle crawled out of the hole in the ground and then teleported to go talk to him to on the off chance he'd be a help, I stole literal Death in order to kill a divinity, causing the entire plot in a scheme to drive idiot gods and their influence out of the Lands Between, am capable of one-shotting the Tarnished without lifting a finger and are therefore more powerful than Radahn and Malenia, and have more plans than The Batman."
>"Why no, I'm not going to do literally anything about the murder lunatic with glowing yellow eyes approaching the Elden Throne after having burned the Erdtree"
Guys, I'm beginning to think Toby Fox, Reddit Furry, is a better writer than Hidetaki Miyazaki
Anonymous No.714918957
>>714918584
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOGETHER IF WE ALL BURN ANYWAY YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD?
Anonymous No.714918968
>>714918292
Cope, nigger. Address the fact that Miyazakislop is cancer.
Anonymous No.714919021 >>714919162
the frenzied flame is the real redpill the degenerate elites from the lands between are trying to keep away from you, they don't want you to escape the matrix
miyazaki is a genius
Anonymous No.714919162
>>714919021
Shabriri please
Anonymous No.714919172
>>714918584
Is what a simp would say. I, a true gentleman, did it to give her the purpose she said that she wanted (IE Killing me)

It's just that she was written by a retard and therefore waits until everything has been burnt (herself surviving INEXPLICABLY) to do anything about it
Anonymous No.714919184 >>714919792
>>714918171 (OP)
I find lame how she doesn't react over going the Ranni's route, hell, SHE COMPLETELY DISAPPEARS!
Anonymous No.714919468
>>714918171 (OP)
>Uses Scarlett Aeonia once
>nukes a fifth of the continent
>Per Gowry, becomes stronger when the Lotus blooms (IE Scarlett Aeonia)
>uses Scarlett Aeonia again
>can't even nuke her bedroom
Guys, paying attention to things like the fanboys said I need to do is harming my suspension of disbelief.
Anonymous No.714919486 >>714919945
Unironically the most kino ending, which can only be fully understood by people whose IQ is in the 200 range.
Anonymous No.714919792
>>714919184
The entire game feels like they had a deadline, had to prioritize things, and chose to prioritize making 9001 literal holes in the ground, usually with that Jade Cat thing at the bottom, instead of actually completing the core plot and half of the side quests. All of the various "Ending NPCs" with designs on the Elden Throne don't even acknowledge each other's existence, let alone try to foil each other to forward their own success. Hyetta doesn't take over as Maiden once Mel leaves because that'd make too much sense. Millicent's quest line is just flagrantly cut off right before any actual payoff with bullshit and copium. And so much more in substantial bullshit.

Before Miyazaki and his fanboys killed video games with his retarded "leave sentence fragments on the side of items and let YouTube fanfiction fill in the blanks" game design, this broken shit would not have been tolerated.
Anonymous No.714919945
>>714919486
It does Solve every single problem in the Lands Between.
Anonymous No.714920161
>>714918292
People don't respond to normies on this board.
Anonymous No.714920457 >>714920675
>>714918437
This. The few times I've tried to make a thread, it hit page 10 with 1-2 replies max. This board is filled with faggots and mods do nothing about it.
Anonymous No.714920675
>>714920457
Have you ever thought it's just because you're a vacuous retard with nothing interesting or engaging to say? Or perhaps you just have a charisma of a moldy washcloth
Anonymous No.714921191
I fucking love Melina.