Thread 714921465

>whole pc video game market is held up by one 62 y/o fat greasy morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly plump rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass blubbery lardlord fat fuck blob of blubber who FUCKING JIGGLES WHEN HE WALKS
what happens to the industry when eats that final extra large bucket of fried chicken, /v/ros?

>>714921465 (OP)
thats pretty mean, you should try being more polite

*held back

>>714921465 (OP)
How the fuck did gaben produce a kid while being a fat fuck? Finding a willing woman and then doing the deed, just how?

>>714922552
>Finding a willing woman
He is rich as fuck m8, come on.

>>714921465 (OP)
Why is he so fucking fat??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtYvcIjvoQ
Why the 30% Royalty Devs lose to Steam Doesn't Make Sense

>>714925838
So he can crush his competition.

>>714927092
>give devs access to the world biggest game distribution service
>the devs can offer the users cloud saves, screenshots, ways for players to communicate and discuss the game, creating content such as artworks, mods, reviews and more
>all free of cost for the users, available worldwide 24/7 with fast download times (except chewsdays)
>HURR DURRR THE 30% IT'S TOO MUCH!!!
not watching your video nigger.

>>714925838
So that all new releases gravitate towards him

>>714922190
>thats pretty mean, you should try being more polite
You're right anon
>>whole pc video game market is held up by one 62 y/o fat greasy morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly plump rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass blubbery lardlord blob of blubber who JIGGLES WHEN HE WALKS

>>714921465 (OP)
He needs ozempic

>>714931924
He got Ozempic Early Access.

>>714932241
>gaunt death face
it's over

>>714921465 (OP)
I never realized he was so fat. Gaben will no longer be receiving any money from me from this point onwards.

>>714921465 (OP)
Wow he really is disgusting

>>714932241
>ozempic face
He'll be dead before December

>>714922306
Imagine how uncanny a skinny-fat Gaben with the bobblehead ozempic face would look.

>>714937739
Imagine no further: >>714932241

>>714921465 (OP)
How the actual fuck does a human shaped fatbag like him become a billionaire while I have to work the 4am shift at McDonald's and give 70% of my income to my rent payments? It's not fair.

>>714922552
Dude is a billionaire. He has a FLEET of yachts.

>>714940456
He uses all but one of them to store his meals.

>>714921465 (OP)
Timmy will take over

>>714935857
Don't let the grease distract you from the fact that this "disgusting" man made the most functional PC game platform in history while half the industry was charging $50 for horse armor and broken DRM. Gaben may look like a melted candle but he’s the reason you aren’t still playing shitty GFWL ports from 2008.

>>714921465 (OP)
imagine the smell of GabeN's toilet after he releases a fat dump

>>714942171
But I'd rather give my money to a functional person than some inhuman lardass that slathers pizza grease between his fat folds in order to channel his power.

>>714921465 (OP)
Thanks for your input, Timmy

>>714921465 (OP)
Worthless parasite thaf has done extreme damage. Cowardly rape vicrims such as yourself spreading the rape are the same thjng. All of you should be denied anything decenf as not to degrqde it with your ascociation.

>>714927092
>The valvecucks seething on in the comments
never fails

>>714921465 (OP)
The would will no longer have a food shortage.

>>714921465 (OP)
Don't talk about Peter Griffin that way!