Literally the only Switch 2 review that matters - /v/ (#714922508) [Archived: 412 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:46:52 AM No.714922508
switch2r
switch2r
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It's up
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:47:57 AM No.714922606
i like nerrel
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:49:54 AM No.714922772
His TotK review was masterful and he systematically destroyed that piece of shit game.

Tendies still haven't recovered to this day.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:52:30 AM No.714922990
>>714922508 (OP)
based
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:52:58 AM No.714923031
NOT.VIDEO.GAMES
NOT.VIDEO.GAMES
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>>714922508 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:53:19 AM No.714923062
Who?
Replies: >>714936529
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:54:16 AM No.714923139
i like nerrel
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:58:00 AM No.714923429
>>714922772
Ah, I see
Heโ€™s one of your mob
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:58:28 AM No.714923471
I like it when my oshi does a hand cam stream but she's wearing serial killer gloves
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:04:45 AM No.714923916
>>714922508 (OP)
>he shit on Mario Kart World
bros....
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:09:06 AM No.714924225
Clark
Clark
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>implying anyone cares about a negative review of World when it's now "safe" to do so because the general public already deemed it alright to shit on
So brave.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:09:57 AM No.714924286
Not watching your video
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:10:05 AM No.714924298
>>714924225
You didn't even watch the video retard
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:11:12 AM No.714924389
>>714922508 (OP)
Goddamn his videos are so much higher effort and quality than the absolute slop that permeates YouTube, it's not even funny
Replies: >>714925421
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:15:03 AM No.714924664
>>714923916
He shit on it then went "yeah but it's still actually fun"
I completely disagree with him on 8's anti-gravity gimmick being better though, that gimmick was terrible and added pretty much nothing to the actual gameplay. Wall-riding allows for much more unique track design instead of just having "obligatory anti-grav section" on every track.

He is right about 8's tracks having better presentation though.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:19:10 AM No.714924941
>>714924664
>I completely disagree with him on 8's anti-gravity gimmick being better though, that gimmick was terrible and added pretty much nothing to the actual gameplay
Did the anti gravity sections in 8 even change anything besides visuals? I don't remember the kart controlling any differently

I am also not a fan of the wall riding in World, I wish they would just unfuck the core driving instead of adding a bunch of bloat to the mechanics
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:24:07 AM No.714925221
>>714922508 (OP)
NOOOO HE SAID NO-NO ABOUT ZELDA THOOO
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:25:48 AM No.714925331
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>>714922508 (OP)
I agree with most of his points, but I still love my switch 2
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:27:15 AM No.714925421
craig-1637338543243
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>>714924389
pretty much.
>steve1989MREinfo
>Nerrel
those two are the only ones worth being subscribed to in 2025.
I cannot look at youtube anymore without immediately being bombarded with 20 hour "video essay's", clickbait pog thumbnails and obnoxious titles.
its a literal disgusting swamp of shit.
Replies: >>714943496
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:29:12 AM No.714925519
>said playing switch 1 games on switch 2 is better than using switch 1 emulators
Uhhhh, emulatorbros??? I thought nerrel was supposed to be on our side???

I'm glad for as much as an emulatorfag as Nerrel is, he doesn't hide the flaws and how much of a pain emulating can be.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:29:37 AM No.714925553
>>714924941
>Did the anti gravity sections in 8 even change anything besides visuals? I don't remember the kart controlling any differently
if you bump into other riders whilst anti grav you get a free boost.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:32:05 AM No.714925705
>>714925519
>keep hearing about how wii u and switch emulation is now the best way to play switch games
>setup BOTW
>literally stuttering every 5 seconds because of shader compiling that never goes away
>"it gets better once its compiled"
its PS3 emulation all over again
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:33:43 AM No.714925810
Trying again after after the last thread died huh Nerrel
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:35:04 AM No.714925879
>>714922508 (OP)
That Digital Foundry impression was spot on.

Also I like Nerrel for how he's the only tendie that seems reasonable.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:36:14 AM No.714925961
>>714925331
but think if you had bought a Steam Deck or UMPC instead of a system that only has one game :)
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:38:12 AM No.714926079
>>714922508 (OP)
He is a funny fellow, his Digital Underground segments always make me laugh hard.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:38:47 AM No.714926118
>>714925519
>paid product is now better than free software made by guys in their basement in their own time
That was always the point that Nerrel made if you're discounting preservation
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:39:01 AM No.714926130
hobv
hobv
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>>714925961
Silly anon, I already have a steam deck
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:42:46 AM No.714926391
>>714922508 (OP)
>$450 for hardware that's barely stronger (and actually weaker in some aspects) than the Deck's 2021 hardware in 2025
>and only has 1 game (that is $80)
>and has paid online and roms
So Nintendo really is the Apple of videogames at this point right? Everyone acts like they're not buying the next iPhone for anti-consumer shit and then it still sells like crazy
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:46:47 AM No.714926678
is this ai voice over?
Replies: >>714936268
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:01:07 AM No.714927625
I remember when he made a vid about the Trials of Mana remake and complained about the characters looking sexy.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:13:57 AM No.714928474
>>714925331
Hey man, happy for you. I've turned into a complete Nintendo hater nowadays but I hope you get plenty of good games in the future, even if they are triple the price they should be.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:14:56 AM No.714928539
>>714926391
>get outsold by the switch 2 in 4 days

oof not a good look deckie
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:15:52 AM No.714928610
>>714922508 (OP)
Point of correction, the latency and screen quality of the switch 2 is actually worse than the base deck AND the Switch 1
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:18:04 AM No.714928729
oh look, its another macaco seethe thread
cope n rope caco
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:22:07 AM No.714929014
>>714922508 (OP)
Literally who?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:25:26 AM No.714929252
>>714928610
point of correction, you got raped n gaped 'caco
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:37:07 AM No.714930004
>>714925519
only because nintendo illegally interfered with ryujinx's main dev
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:39:57 AM No.714930195
>>714930004
There are no laws in brazil
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:15:27 AM No.714932527
I'm fucking tired of the cocksucking of e-celebs on this board.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:25:23 AM No.714933176
>>714924941
Karts lose speed in antigravity but you can bump other players for a free boost.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:29:40 AM No.714933440
>>714922508 (OP)
Are the gloves to hide his brown skin?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:34:50 AM No.714933770
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>>714922508 (OP)
He''s literally me, I've agreed with everything he ever said including that The Last Jedi was good except for the weird "games don't age well" shit in his Silent Hill 2 remake video.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:05:59 AM No.714935674
>>714922508 (OP)
does /v/ even play videogames or just read twitter and watch youtube fags all day?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:14:49 AM No.714936268
>>714926678
Dumb zoomer
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:18:16 AM No.714936484
>>714933770
I think his point was more that games have technological limitations that inhibit the dev's true vision in a way that film or books don't as much. A film from 50 years ago has more detail on it than a 4k image, and a book is just a series of letters and words that you can coney the same message whether it's written by hand, typewriter, or keyboard
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:19:06 AM No.714936529
>>714923062
FPBP
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:23:34 AM No.714936783
>>714933770
>including that The Last Jedi was good
Thanks, I can safely discard his opinions now.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:24:31 AM No.714936846
>>714933770
>>714936484
iirc he clarified in a comment that he was referring to the context of actual hardware performance, as in 60 fps on a remake or PC compilation or w/e objectively feels nicer than 30 fps on the OG console, but he didn't articulate himself especially well in the actual video.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:31:23 AM No.714937229
>>714922508 (OP)
His Hollow Knight review was prophetic. Ever since, the tides have shifted and mainstream view is now negative towards the game
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:45:03 AM No.714937981
Faggots all of you. Go suck your friends cock on YouTube not here.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:47:12 AM No.714938125
>>714933770
>I am YouTube man
You wish you eceleb obsessed cock sucker. Your only original thought is simping and making him more money.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:48:46 AM No.714938213
>>714922508 (OP)
nerrel a good boy
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:49:40 AM No.714938271
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>>714922508 (OP)
doesnt say anything everyone doesnt already know.

none of the informations wrong but I feel like I wasted my time
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:50:38 AM No.714938316
comment
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>>714922508 (OP)
So I take it that this comment here from the video is actually correct then?
Because the dpad on my Switch 2 pro controller is way the fuck better than the dpad on my switch 1 totk pro controller, which should be a late enough gen of a pro controller to have an updated dpad.

I did the same test he did in the video and there are no doubts about how my switch 2 dpad is way better.
I only have one Switch 2 pro controller. But if there are a lot of people claiming that it's great and then people claiming that it's bad, then I can only assume that there is a large variance in build quality. But this was news to me, that people apparently have issues with the new dpad.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:52:01 AM No.714938391
>>714933770
liking last jedi is pretty retarded but I guess a working clock that fucks up for a day is okay as long as you dont need to check the time
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:01:27 AM No.714938938
>>714938391
Totally bro. A dozen of one, a half dozen of another multiplied by two, because even when the rooster crows the chickens will still make eggs, clock or no clock.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:39:24 AM No.714940961
>>714922508 (OP)
He is correct in that MKW is a rather lame example of the new HD Rumble.
And it is true, as he says that Fast Fusion is a better example of the new HD Rumble.

But with that I am just left wondering if he didn't actually try Welcome Tour.
He understandably shits on Welcome Tour being sold for money. That's fucking ridiculous. So I could understand if he wasn't exactly interested in the game. But for a review/analysis video like this, shouldn't he have still gotten it? Perhaps unsurprisingly granted its tech-demo nature, Welcome Tour is undeniably the best example of the new HD Rumble to date.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:27:18 AM No.714943496
SKG
SKG
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>>714925421
>forgetting THE MOLD
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:29:11 AM No.714943595
He liked Rian Johnson's slop flop, his opinion doesn't matter
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:33:02 AM No.714943797
SOVL
SOVL
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>>714924664
8 is the most boring fucking mario kart ever
world is so much better mechanically it isn't even funny, and the tracks are fucking great
it's embarrassing comparing 8's rainbow road to world's, 8 was carried by recycled dlc content and 200cc existing
world actually also feels like MARIO kart again instead of nintendo kart like 8 turned into, the game is like a celebration of mario as a franchise with all the details and it's soundtrack is literally a gift from god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBBK4j_0WuQ
the coolest live instrumentations of a trillion songs from every fucking game that had the name mario on it
the soundtrack alone justifies the game's existence
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:28:12 AM No.714946658
>>714943595
Hamill...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:30:23 AM No.714946782
>>714924941
the funny thing about the anti-gravity in mario kart 8 is that it's too good for it's own good. the camera follows you so well it's really easy to forget you're in anti-grav which kinda defeats the purpose of it. I think it's why they got rid of it for world besides the fact that it doesn't fit the gimmick of the game
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:53:24 AM No.714950753
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>>714922508 (OP)
I loved the part where he says that BotW and TotK on Switch 2 shit all over the emulated versions running on high end PCs.

Feels good being a Switch 2 Chad and knowing that I have the Deluxe Definitive editions of these masterpieces.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:58:22 AM No.714951006
Motion control deniers btfo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:08:31 AM No.714951538
>>714925331
You're guaranteed to be retarded though
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:23:58 AM No.714952360
>>714922508 (OP)
Guy seems like the five-a-cent tech guy narcissist that thinks he's so fucking much smarter than everyone else. Got no idea why, it's something to do with his voice. Also it's the 'motion control is good guise' faggot so I can't take him seriously.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:34:25 AM No.714952842
>>714922508 (OP)
>No! THIS eceleb's opinion MATTERS!
Why is /v/ like this?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:36:32 AM No.714952954
>>714950753
Are you telling me that nintendo made their games playable an entire generation later? HUGE win fucking based!!! Ninten-yearolds win again!!!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:37:37 AM No.714953002
>>714924225
it's always been safe to shit on world since the trailer dropped
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:38:08 AM No.714953021
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>>714950753
Based. PC fatties are fucking seething.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:52:14 AM No.714953663
>>714950753
You would feel even better if these games came out on PC natively. I hate Nintendo(business side) not their games(creative side)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:53:55 AM No.714953739
>>714922508 (OP)
>Gay ass gloves
I shall not watch faggots, kill yourself OP
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:37:28 AM No.714955926
>>714952360
>Also it's the 'motion control is good guise' faggot
Gyro aiming is objectively superior to stick aiming on a gamepad
Cope
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:07:47 PM No.714957327
>>714955926
Why donโ€™t we ever see any esports players waving their controller around like a retard then?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:24:05 PM No.714958139
>>714957327
For the same reason they aren't waving a mouse around like a retard. They are either playing a game where aim assist is stronger than manual aiming or they made an unfortunate decided to play a game that only supports analog input.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:29:21 PM No.714958451
>>714922508 (OP)
I don't see how he can call the Switch 2 itself a bad deal but then doesn't include the price of a dock or an extra controller in his Steamdeck calculation.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:45:29 PM No.714959206
>>714922508 (OP)
This review sucks because nobody buys Nintendo hardware for third party titles, the software sales themselves prove this, you buy it for Nintendo games and this is going to have lots of them.
As far as his points on hardware go, there's just no way out of this, the hardware was ready years ago but contracts make it outright impossible to just change shit, especially because of how much deals Nintendo would have landed and how much bridges would have been burned had they backed out of shit, it got a slight consolation due to the delay by having Nvidia append a few features from later hardware but moving further would be a nightmare, and comparing it to Steam Deck, Steam Deck achieves about 10%-15% more performance in handheld on about 2.5x the power draw. As Far as hardware goes this is ample power for Nintendo titles, Mario Kart World already looks good and there's a lot more power in that hardware.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:28:52 PM No.714961343
>>714959206
Yeah his disappointment and weird comparison with how the Switch 1 was back in 2017 doesn't really make sense.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:29:47 PM No.714961394
He defends The Last Jedi. That's literally everything I need to know about him on every personal level.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:31:29 PM No.714961509
Stop attacking Nintendo. Last warning.