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Later: Castlevania
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>>714926224 (OP)People still play this game after Dunkey exposed it for being a shit game?
what happened to the jim crow speedrunning event?
Anyone have the gif/webm of the Jungle Beat runner interview from yesterday? I forgot to save it.
Updoot this if you think trans rights matter
Kungfu is desperately trying to become a member of this group.
>AI
Disgusting and not funny.
Love how these folks had so much confidence in their game being fun to watch that they invented a whole run bit about wordle to cover for the fact that it's a garbage RPG (inexplicably the only one mainline GDQ allows anymore)
>>714926323I dislike Octopath but relying on Dunkey for reviews is absolutely retarded
He's a mouthbreathing mongoloid
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Octopath 1 is quite colorless compared to the 2nd. Pic related is on OLED 4K
Migging is just spam that's unnecessary. We didn't do this crap years ago.
>>714926313What? If I am a white speed runner then what!?!?
WHAAT!?!?
>>714926385She's the type of white girl to say 'black lives matter' right to their faces
>>714926313>if you're a white speedrunner, join our discord, whites are simply neato>get physically jumped by the swarthy audience
>>714926224 (OP)>AI slop OP>making fun of comfy nerdy black friendsKill yourself
Thats it im finally starting Witchspring R, ping me when the re7 run starts
>show me how to leave
>girl has to stop herself from making a black dad joke
>>714926484He's a tourist that tried to force his "tickets please" because he kept getting offended by "migger"
>>714926440Ever since /vt/ this website has tried to psyop people into doing gay ritual posts that just make the start of every thread unreadable
>>714926484runner is chill but the couch is pretty dogshit, especially the woman (tranny?)
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>>714926484Can't take a joke eh? U black?
>>714926398This. OP should have commissioned an artist to draw KFC vidya monkeys.
Migrated and locked in for a night of BLACK JOY and BLACK EXCELLENCE
White people seething they dont have a community or culture like this
>>714926440It's fun fuck you. These threads are 98% shitposting anyway
>>714926438Octopath 1 was a good game but with eh animations and just whatever visuals beyond the novelty of the graphics. 2 brought a lot more life to the scene and is imo underappreciated.
>>714926224 (OP)This run is fucking terrible. The game is boring, there's no interesting tricks or tech, it's turn based, the "wordle bit" is exhausting, the whole couch is using upper class nigger speak, everyone is niggers.
>>714926562It just outs people who foam from the mouth as they laugh while spamming a buzzword on twitch chat, they're the same person
>KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA
>>714926560LMAO
Instant classic. U loose
>>714926606its a woman, stupid. youre so jaded and paranoid you cant tell biofems from transwomen, grim.
>>714926440most of this thread is so new that they don't remember GDQ threads before ritual posts and rate spam
How do I get a black girlfriend?
>>714926606are you retarded?
no wonder america is losing against the lgbt propaganda
What runs are we waiting for?
>>714926682OP2 is phenomenal and one of my GOTYs
>>714926714black women are naturally mannish and her pronouns are "she/they", it's an understandable mistake
>>714926757join a street fighter or tekken server
>>714926313what extension is that?
>>714926562when I open a new thread I wait for a good 10 mins / 50 posts before posting else my shit will drown in a sea of ritual posts. there used to be way more though
jrpg runs should be banned, especially the ones that are like 4+ hours.
>>714926757Have you tried talking to a black woman?
>>714926089>I used to be a discord admin for 6 years and this perfectly describes what I went through every six months, or whenever we got new mods in training. Some people simply can't handle any power whatsoever, they immediately start power-tripping and being overly caustic to mold the community to their own standards instead of the standards set by the staff. I hate sensitive lefty fags.Yup, you get it. They go so far off the edge that the rest of the crew begins to look like they lean right.
>>714926282>i don't watch the chat that much but it would fucking shock me to see a screenshot of a chat mod actually criticizing the stream, even mildlyYou'd never see it in the stream chat. They criticize directly, in the staff & mod channels, in their discord. And because they're correct, and a lot of the bts staff know they're right, BUT they kept it behind closed doors, they get to stay.
>>714926606That's just how black women sound.
Be kind, there might be some here right now.
I look like this and say this by the way, hit me up queen.
>>714926667You are a troglodyte if you find spamming the start of a thread with one phrase funny. Would fit right in with the gdq crowd we make fun of for spamming shit like "orb" or "yes chef"
>>714926757hang around black women and either be white or asian (I have no idea why they seem to like asian dudes)
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>>714926790Enjoy the current run while it lasts
>>714926929based
Black women are why I lift
I am so sick of octopath runs at GDQ events. This one doesn't even have the current run!
>>714926894This ones not even an hour though
>AI slop tranny makes a thread
>suddenly concerntrolling about "miggers"
>>714926757are you white? get some dreads and listen to anime rap on the bus on speakers
you're genuinely guaranteed to get at least 1 phone number from some nerdy black chick
>>714926757Go to a movie theater
You'll know where they are immediately
>>714926992> frozenflygoneisn't that the cheating pajeetfucker?
>>714926224 (OP)any fun runs while I was gone?
>>714926932Check out this migger
>>714927062>that moment of realizationAWOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>714926313ALL LIVES MATTER
I'm not clicking that webm
>>714927019I know, I just think jrpg runs in general suck, and in the past, usually with FF games, people end up doing runs that drag on for several hours.
Quickdraw McGraw here with the snipes tonight.
Shiiieeet, you aight janny.
ATTENTION BAJORAN MIGGERS
IF YOU DO NOT INCREASE POST QUALITY BY 20% WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES I WILL BE FORCED TO RELEASE NEUROCINE GAS INTO THE THREAD
>The anti- AI faggots are going to spam this thread with gore just because of the OP image
These people are mentally ill
>>714927196that's not paula, stupid
>.webm of monkeys being randomly tortured
but why
For once, I must thank the monkeyspammer for shitting up a tranny thread. God speed you glorious bastard.
I didn't think about it until I saw a couch full of blacks, how come you never see black trannies? I assume the darkie on the right of the couch is an actual girl anyway. If not she's very passable.
>>714927261They have to show their humanity by posting the most inhumane things possible please understando
THESE USE TO BE COMFY THREADS COMPLAINING ABOUT TRANNIES AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT WITH YOUR AI SLOP AND MONKEY GORE
>>714927338they all play anime fighting games
Uh oh somebody's having another melty!
>>714927338Trannyism is specifically made for white males to roleplay oppression and by extension gain extra privileges
>spamming over "miggers"
Noticing.
That faggot got so buttmad he started spamming gore, what a retard lol
>>714927338That shit is verboten in the black community, any sort of sexual deviancy. Even spending time around these people won't change that, it's deeply ingrained in the culture.
As they say, black don't crack.
>ai slop and gore spam
Smells like /b/tard in here. Fuck this, I'm going back to /b/.
It's all just walking and menu navigation. Kill me Mike.
where is the event this year? that audience is looking grim...
>>714927338you don't see black trannys because they're standing on the corner doing drugs and getting killed not neurotic shut-ins rebelling against their parents/school. lot of them just crossdress too not make it a whole medicalized pathology
averaging 1 tranny per 2 runs
>>714927468Maybe the blacks aren't so bad after all...
>he doesn't have a black friend who's into vidya
Fuck you, they're great friends and the cookouts are not a meme
brown people posting on the internet be like
>>714927338they don't want you to know this but look up what black people do to other black LGBTQWERTY+ people
>no trans rights for some time now
fresh of breath air
Reminder to take your meds everyone!
>blacks show up
>trans slop nowhere to be found
curious
>>714927487Minneapolis, Minnesota
What would happen if a runner decided to say fuck Trans rights and fuck doctors without borders once they completed their run.
Would they make it out of the event alive?
>Hey $0 from Nick Gurrs - Shout outs to my boys on slash vee slash. Thanks for always keeping it real. Less than three.
>>714927526I live in a low crime / high trust town
Wouldn't trade it for your BBQs with Lowry's spice dumped on everything
>>714927553anon beastiality isn't allowed on blue boards
>>714927595Who of these faggots would even do anything?
kffc is the only good thing about this run
>>714927595they just get rocko'd
>>714927605less than three genders!
Who thought donations during the final boss fight was a good idea?
>>714927595These streams are delayed brother. They would cut the stream
>>714927660umm they're all stomping fascists sweetie
>>714927530They don't want you to know this but look up what freed black American slaves did to native Africans when they moved back to Africa and created their own republic of Liberia.
>>714927697really, I find her donation reading and shilling annoying. I wanna focus on the run
>>714927712it's a JRPG, the final boss always takes forever
>>714927697man spike let himself go
GIVE ME KANGDOM HEARTS INSTEAD OF FUCKING TURN BASED SHIT
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TOO SEE 3 NIGGERS IN A ROW IN A SPEEDRUN MARATHON???
>>714927697In awe at the size of that lad. Absolute unit.
>>714927712GAME OVER, MAN
>>714927781your franchise is dead lmao
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>>714927697Our Craniometry Queen
>>714927523It obviously still exists in the community but not openly. Gay is one thing that will still get you ostracized but if you are openly a black tranny in the wrong place you will legitimately get killed. Dressing up as a woman in public is screaming "SOMEONE TARGET ME".
If you want to talk legit trans oppression then you have the blacks, not whatever the fuck these people at GDQ think they are facing.
>>714927261>>714927352>pointing fingers out of nowhere
FOUR MINUTES UNTIL ESTIMATE
Any drama or anything good happen? every time I've turned it on it is some shit game (like Octopath). I don't even have an excuse to drink anymore as most of this shit looks like garbage.
>>714927712>>714927771It's not the final boss
A black woman with an attitude I love it
Redeye is a brutal final boss. Will they mercy kill if he keeps choking or just up the estimate from 57:00 stealthily?
>>714927874it's been aggressively milquetoast
>>714927836Good. I wish it was like that for all of them to just let them be normal faggots instead of cross dressing HRT injecting freaks, or just lazy dudes with long hair and nothing else. Or worse.
>>714927830somebody park a Cybertruck outside the hotel
>>714927935mercy kill would be racist
>1 min til estimate
SPEEDRUNBROS????
My favorite wordle word is waqfs
TWO MINUTES UNTIL ESTIMATE
Pixel art with bloom all over it looks like dogshit.
>OCTOpath traveller
>only complete one story
>...with a cheat mod
why bother
>>714927781youre going to regret saying that when you see kh lineup
The blacks can never pronounce shit
>>714927697this dude's a beast hooooly
30 seconds under estimate, pretty kino
BRING OUT THE BEST GIRL ALREADY
>>714928047The cheat mods are pathetic. Any of these runs that use mods to make the game easier are like a double waste of time and I'll have nothing to do with them.
>>714927874spiciest thing that happened is there was a dude in a full ass fursuit during okami, and people figured out he was gdq staff.
>>714928073I'm doin him a C+
>>714928073B
Pretty comfy run, also black weebs are fun as fuck.
>>714928073C
And I was ready to give it an F
>>714927894It’s the final boss of H’aanit’s story, last I saw going for Galdera still took multiple hours
>>714928047Only encountered one Cait as well. What was the point
ALWAYS NIGGER GETTING HELD UP AND CODDLED
>>714928073C for why so cerious
>>714928073C
Would be B if it wasn't for the black lady on the couch who constantly tried to make the run about herself
What's wrong with a white speedrunner community? These niggers are racist as fuck not even being sarcastic.
>>714928135Also his fursuit head was giving the peoples eye brow for some reason lol.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ONSOKUPT
surprisingly decent ratings
>>714928073We're 100% B
LACK
>>714928073B for BLACK and bretty decent
>>714928073C
Would have rated higher but choked
>>714928192Have you seen the amount of trannies in the white speedrunner community? Clearly these fine black folks want to get away from that.
>>714928073C. Points deducted for the 100% cait mod
>>714928203it was the least worst run of the event
>>714928201F
Too many autistic niggers, bad commentary, bad jokes, turn-based games are gay for speedrunning
Is the audio out of sync?
Time to stall the goyim for 40 thousand dollars
>>714928073B, pretty comfy- not much to hate, wouldnt call it very entertaining
>>714928238>says the racist
Just beat quordle on my last guess :)
>>714928073F BECAUSE JANNIES BANNED ME FOR RACISM ON 4CHAN OF ALL THINGS
>>714928173dumb nobody bimbo can't even erase memories right
>>714928256based
>>714928192>These niggers are racist as fuckBASED we need more racism in this world
>>714928192> what's wrong with a white speedrunner communityGee I wonder
>>714928073A
>>714928073D
Might as well have been a wordle run
>>714928261Bro the organizer is literally a zesty nigger with she/them as pronouns.
>two fat guys doing prizes
I don’t like this
>>714928073D
Would be a C but the couch and host were terrible
>>714928410we just need bigjon and rebeldragon to complete the solar system
>>714928410are you implying sent isn't fat
>>714928476no he's full of prizes
Bobbeigh looks uncomfortable having to do this prize shit
Kingdom Hearts? Never played it.
>>714928470bigjon/rebeldragon coop run when? get tinytim on the couch too.
LMAO this butthurt bitches got me banned because of the OP pic or fascho Dk. 3 days xD
Fuck u pussies and fuck the jannies
I refuse to believe anyone likes Kingdom Hearts outside of nostalgia goggles
>chili hotdogs>>714928060how bad is it?
we should make our OWN speedrunning event
>>714928531Worse, he got a promotion
Sonic says stay cool fellas
>>714928553>man I should be sniffing kungfu's hair right now>bet that shit smells like oranges>hey wasnt game and shout the motherfucker that praised the pokemon run that cucked me?
>>714928651it's called dogwater
>>714928641Go get your clit licked fucking pussy
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thank god I needed a cookbook to tell me how to put chili on a fucking hotdog
>>714928659you're too slow!
it is not the same......
I need to see that garbage goblin greasing up all the prizes with his gutter oil smeared gloves.
Is that a bootleg CD? Isn't even in a jewel case
>>714928740>says the faggot posting spongebobok
>>714927221While I agree with the sentiment (RPG Limit Break is pretty damn boring half the time) I found the FF7 and FF10 speedruns that past GDQs had very nice. They were really comfy. Helped they were graveyard shift runs though.
>>714928815That's not Spongebob it's Plankton
>>714928782Sent was legitimately really talented as a presenter.
>>714928591>AI slop-producer with a persecution complexHave fun resetting your router.
>>714928685And it lives up to that name
>>714928874no this is patrick
>>714928881>Sent was legitimately really talented as a presenter.I unironically miss him.
That painting is sonichu tier
Nice to see a purple ruby
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>>714928856Those are the best uses of long runs. Carry us through to the next day or have Puwexil end the event like landing a plane. A nice chill Chrono Trigger run so cap off the event.
>>714928073A from me. Gonna check on when the horror runs are coming up. Looking forward to that tonight hopefully but gotta go work out soon.
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would you let him into your party?
I'm a millennial, but it's embarassing how for the rest of my fellow Gen, Zelda, Sanic, Mario, and Kingdom Hearts live free in their mind.
Come on bro, we had other better franchises to s0i over.
>>714928881Not him but it's not a complex. There is a new janny just going on a power trip and making the thread a safe space of all places. It's actually insane
Almost adding into how pozzed gdq has become when it extends to fuckin 4chan
Birth by Sleep? More like Bored and Asleep
HEYYYY SCENT! Wait where'd he go.. And why'd they say collective gasp in the room bc of the plushies. It w
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>>714929063level 99 rape master
>>714929052oh really?
Post them
HARD MODE: no jackie chan
>>714929052wc3 is kill it's time to move on
why doesn't adblock work on twitch?
>>714929103Level 46 Divorcee
>>714928856I adore my fat JRPG button mashing runners who play a 7 hour game with a few people in the crowd. I'm not kidding, they are the COMFIEST runs by a long shot
>>714929020Aren’t both him and the other guy in the segment sexual offenders?
>>714929063divorced, lost the kids
>>714929020>most of your rations and minor loot mysteriously ends up in his bag while everyone sleepsfuck no
>>714929152Because twitch invests significant resources into making their ads work through adblock
>>714929171NOT MY GOBLIN!
If Aqua / Terra tie can't they just play them both since it's apparently a race? One each?
Oh, the thing showing song titles broke.
Whats a GDQ event you would go back in time just to experience for the first time again?
>>714929171cheating on your wife doesn't make you a sexual offender
Just suck his cock to wake him up
>>714928721Gonna cry? Maybe piss your pants?
>>714929227that's not how shadows work
Anon it's time to DONATE 40K STAT NOW
>>714929245I knew it was something
>>714929246based cock sucker
>>714929243I don't know but I'd like to see a Mega Man X race with Caleb in it again
>>714837935>mere hours laterhow did you know
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HERE TROON GATHER
>>714929243I want to go back to pre-2014. I had no job, hope for the future, and could spend all week shitposting on /v/ in the threads
what's his major malfunction?
isn't this bitch like 40 why she keep voice cracking like a 12 year old boy
>>714929364she has boneitis, asshole
You know goys if you would just donate to 500,000 we could be watching the run by now
>>714929424boneitis deez nuts
>>714928963Yeah it's almost worse because he's still there, just not doing the prizes anymore.
>>714928628its a race for a meme category with spikevegeta commentating and kungfu hosting
>>714929243AGDQ 2013 was perfect
>>714929261>/v/-/pol/'s toilet
>>714929364She sounds like a 40 years old roastie what are you on about? Do you think she talks high pitch like that in real life? That's like thinking heavy metal singers always growl like they do in their songs lmao, she doesn't even sound cute at all actually.
you guys are not ready for the voice the runner has
speaking of comfy RPG runs, remaining we have:
>Zelda:Phantom Hourglass 3:10 Any%
>Pokemon X/Y: 3:55 Any%
>FF IX: 3:45 PC Cutscene remover
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>>714929546Why does they wear the mask?
That doesn't look like Terra Branford...
>>714929491This is me in 8 minutes
Please explain to me why millennials glaze this mid series so much
NOT ANOTHER FUCKING RACE AAAAAAAAAAA
>>714926224 (OP)I thought this was Beyond Good & Evil: 2.
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>spike on couch
oh fuck this shit
>SpikeVegeta
>FrozenFlygone
>KungfuFruitcup
This is going be fucking miserable to get through
>>714929547>Cutscene removerfuck my stupid nigger life
Let's give it up for tech crew!
That's gonna be a no from me dawg
what is that expression??
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There have been way to many races this year.
What the fuck is up with the tranny's left eye
>>714929362He's MisterShrekandKek
Hence the leather vest
>>714929607Hey be nice to my boy from Arkansas you bozo
>>714929597Disney Avengers with good combat, simple as
>>714929625>that means it's working
>couch is all staff and the runners refuse to talk
Absolutely friendless, this might be good
Spikegeta has been acting more twitchy after he came back from volunteering for the IDF....
spike is so fucking obnoxious bros fucking hell
>>714929619We just had a 24 hour FF9 run
>Race
Time to listen to music I guess
i hate laughing but i literally will not be able to stop looking at the twitching eye the entire run
>>714929629I think he had a stroke or something. That eye never blinks.
>>714929675You missed his betrayal arc
I knew this was gonna be a trainwreck, being a kh fan is suffering.
>>714929597Kingdom Hearts = Disney = Disney World
Fat millennial manchildren treat Disney World as heaven on Earth.
Did you miss at the start when KungFuFatCup said she'd taken 40 pilgrimages to Disney World in her lifetime?
>shill the 500k incentive before the run
>1 min40 into the run does it again
wow
>>714929727THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW RETURNS
>>714929645I tabbed out, are they really friendless and refusing to talk? I thought commentary was like required.
>kingdom hearts race
>she/her
>he/they
>they/she
what a fucking shock
What’s up with the tranny wearing the mask like a tard?
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>>714929727looks like the furry during okami kek
>Aqua fucking summersaults to dodge
whats up with this slut?
>if you like these cartwheel sounds-
The what?
>>714929758Good thing he has a mask.
>>714929727IF YOU SMEEEEELLLLALALALAA
Wait, why don't they just ALWAYS have staff commentate the runs?
It would be more like an esport, no listening to group of randos chatter about where they're going to eat dinner after the run.
>>714929760He betrayed us
>less than two hours to get 35k
will this be an easy get or will they be in stall mode?
>Critical Lvl 1
>they're leveling up
this game looks so boring
>race
>when they're not even running the same version of the game
>troon playing in japanese
huh
>>714929882the yeti will save us
>>714929879because the staff is not always familiar with the game
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>>714929727I've haven't seen someone so lopsided since I went to that steakhouse in oklahoma
>>714929823why tf you think we like BBS so much because of the twink and twunk?
>>714929882dude there's 3 staff members on this run, they're getting 35k why are you even wondering this lmao
they're just trying to milk actual donors before they use the sponsorbucks to finish it
>>714929882They only have half an hour
>>714929884commands level up not the character
Why is one tard playing in moonrunes and the other in American?
>>714929597Imagine you've just grown up having watched movies like the Lion King, Aladdin, Pinocchio, Little Mermaid over the last 8-16 years while also having played Final Fantasy during it's golden era. Now imagine a game developer coming up with the idea of putting FF characters in a Disney universe (there was zero precedent for anything like this at the time).
shoutouts to the tech crew
>>714929941>Charity eventUnderstandable
>Entertainment pieceFucking awful to think they really see the skits and interviews as more important than the runs
>turn on stream
>empty couch
Fuck is going on
>even the tech crew didnt wanna see that
The fuck happened? I wasn't looking
Is this the first time Frozen Flygone has been here?
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smash or pass /v/
>>714930034they are going the same route that E3 did, and we all know how that ended
Good I didn't want to watch this anyway
>>714930019I think this is preferable to having the slanted troon onscreen
i thought trannies were good at computers???
A 12k donation broke the stream! HOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEERRRRREEEEEP!
Shoutouts to the tech crew!
>>714930084Smash that face into the asphalt
>tech crew so shit Spike had to go and beat them mid-run
Grim. This must be why he never sits on the couch anymore.
>>714930084Is that really a she/her?
Just tuned in, why are they interrupting the run?
okay please bring back the niggers in a row this is awful
>>714930070She was on stream? Big corv too?
Uh what the fuck just happened
Are they seriously stalling again?
>>714930127I think it already was
>>714930084Would smash if he pass, but since he don't pass, I pass.
>>714930171she's the one in the white dress by spike
>>714930173Donate more money, chud.
>>714930161dilate break for sonicshadowsilver2
>>714930084>sonic inspired nameWow, how surprising.
>>714930205dilation break
THE FUCKING FAGGOT WITH THE MASK LOL. ITS NOT EVEN ON RIGHT.
Fly looking CUTE
But seriously what the FUCK is up with left runner??
>Kingdom hearts run
>She/her
not even surprised lmao
>>714930146Is xe tweaking?
>>714929760>for years, people perceive Spike as one of the only "normal" staff members, one of the only remaining oldbois>fast forward to AGDQ 2022 online>the Super Mario 3D Land run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjPqwklxk9U filters like half the viewers because it's a soft-spoken runner and three of his friends trolling him (as a joke)>some people don't understand that it's a joke>some people hate it because it's "too fun">Spike is one of the latter>actually seethes on Twitter about how the run wasn't actually good and if you like it, you "don't actually like speedrunning">everyone realizes he's just another out-of-touch staff member >>714929941
what's with the face diaper?
>>714930254Looks like astigmatism (lazy eye).
>he/they
what the fuck does this mean?
What do Aqua's spats smell like?
>>714930205tech crew randomly decided to completely fuck up the overlay for no reason
This runner looks like a wax figure that had a candle put under its face for too long
>Maria Rondo run coming up
>It's PS4 so it's probably Requiem
>It's Bobbeigh running it.
Goddamn monkey's paw.
>>714930280IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN'
>spike using the wrong pronouns for the tranny
>>714930310Lazy eye is amblyopia
>>714930280Are these people still wearing masks?
>>714930312He and the voices in his head.
>>714930312>hehe's a man
>theyhe's an ally
>minute behind in the first 8 minutes
great "race"
Happy birthday ya greasy bastard
>frozenflygone, spike, and kungfu
let's all sing <- guy who can't sing but is one of the only people wearing a microphone
>>714930254He trusted the science.
uhhh spike... this isn't very informative... you're gonna distract the runners...
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I miss this greasy motherfucker like you would not believe
>>714930383You don’t want to know what’s under it
>>714930084smash, even retards need love
>>714929727why does it look look like that
>>714930375Ah my bad. But yeah, that.
congratulations on your 18th birthday sent!
>>714930383They're doing it because they're insecure about their faces. Or because they actually have a contagious disease. Whatever, who cares.
>Tune in
>Immideiately hear donation begging followed by singing
Yep, it's GDQ.
>>714930438>that permanent dreamworks expressionThat's fuckin funny.
>>714930459they killed him just a few days before his birthday, so fucking sad
>>714930365Even Spikevegeta has limits
why the troon only blinking one eye
This is too fun, can we take it down a notch?
>>714930459It's just not the same without him
Kirby's left eye doesn't blink, watch him.
WHERE IS THE SWITCH 2 WELCOME TOUR SPEEDRUN?
Are these runners really not going to talk at all? I thought that was likely basically a requirement outside of the people who don't speak English, but even those people usually bring a friend.
>>714930459True, he really embodied something indelible about gamers and gamer culture in a similar way Asmongold does. His presence helps offset some of the fakeness from the non-gamer theater kid staff.
I hate people who yell/scream into microphones. It amplifies your voice you fucking fuckhead no need to scream.
>>714930393Recommend me an obscure game to try to run a bullshit category in next year. I want to be a "we/our" and be a cunt about it if anyone gets it wrong.
>>714930539Face paralysis from vax damage. BigJon also has this.
What the fuck even is the Yetee?
>>714930573this is the staff masturbation segment, you think they'd put 3 of them on a run and then not use them?
>>714930280xhe's watching both screens
>SonicShadowSilver
>KirbySora
Where did they find these two 8 year olds that can speedrun?
>>714930625Money laundering operation
>Aqua instead of Terra
Cringe and gay. Just because Ventus has the worst campaign doesn't mean Aqua's is that much better. Terra has the only one worth a damn.
I'm so in love with Aqua.
I wonder what the overlap between yetee shareholders and gdq employees is
Why would I want to pay to make this last longer
>>714930254I think its a genuine medical disorder, if you ever hear him talk he has a DEEP lisp to the point I would not be surprised if half of his facial muscles just didnt work. if so i dont blame him for the mask and for not speaking in public. also he decided he was a tranny earlier this year, which i wont defend at all.
>>714930625Something pyramid scheme
Something money laundering
>>714930573for whatever reason you get a pass if it's a race
Who the fuck buys from Yetee. They must sell millions of shirts to afford throwing away their money like this.
>>714930596Mark of the Ninja
>>714930662Looks like he might not have much time left….
>>714930681I wonder how Mike gets money now, does he still own GDQ and collect cash from it?
>>714930593If you ain't peaking you ain't speaking.
>>714930679Heh yeah they are an extremely successful and legit business… tshirts… we all need em
SPIKE VEGETA! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU AT YOUR HOUSE IN REAL LIFE
>>714930625front for a cartel i think
>>714930625I think it's a sponsor that effectively has reserved a lump sum of money to throw at the event to help push things along. It's unclear whether this sponsor is just a staff slush.
>>714930679I'm going to go there and find a shirt i like.
I have unironically bought and wear multiple products from the yetee
>>714930759ANON YOU GOTTA PUT THAT IN QUOTES
>>714930625they make shirts
no idea who buys that shit tho
they're using scent's death to milk more donos, disgusting
FrozenFlyGOON upskirt when
xbait
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oh my god my head hurts
>>714930679They got some nice designs sometimes.
OH! Someone else has a birthday today.
>>714930724own gdq? xhe IS gdq xhirself
>>714930809Proof with timestamp
SpikedVegeta is so funny lmoa
>>714930662>also he decided he was a tranny earlier this year>earlier this yearjudging by how he looks you'd think he'd have decided that a long time ago. the fact that this was recent only makes it more absurd. like what is the thought process like of these people? did this dude really just wake up one morning and decided that he was a woman? utter insanity.
>>714930838Gotta hit the "buy sent a headstone" insentive.
>>714930809how to commit charity fraud.epub
>>714930668>Dodges by spinning>Spins her keyblade>Ultimate attack is her spinning in placeDoesn't Aqua get dizzy?
>tune in to Kingdom Hearts run
>two troons racing
>hosts on couch
I'm not sure what I expected, but I'm disappointed anyway.
That's a she on the left?
>sonicshadowsilver
>kirbysora
>vegeta
>flygon
what bootleg super smash bros is this?
>>714930625they donate 5 dollars for every shirt sold, which makes no sense because they donate like 10 grand per marathon , maybe more
you are now thinking about plum
Do they keep using the wrong pronouns for the tranny?
>tranny is wr holder
>keep hyping them up
>continuously fall further and further behind
>panic read donations
>>714927284this is what speed gamers should look like. not troons.
>>714930679It's probably run out of the owner's house and he probably only employs a skeleton crew for a few months, maybe even weeks a year.
>>714930869Idk why people are shitting on them. They genuinely have some nice stuff on there sometimes if you look consistently and their stuff lasts a while. I have shirts from them that have started fading after 4 years of regular wear. Where else can you really go for vidya shirts?
>>714930987yeah idk how that math possibly works out unless 75% of the people who watch the stream buy a shirt
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>>714930869this shit looks AI generated
>>714931093god the gdq house art style is so fucking atrocious, most of all this half-furry fuckass mascot
>>714931147I never said they were all bangers
BRO WHY NO ONE TOLD ME SHE HAD AN ARMORED SUIT
LOOK HOW TIGHT SHE LOOKS
I've never played any of the Kingdom Hearts
>>714931093theyre selling this SHIT but tenna still isnt for sale
>>714930679>>714930773Found one to help protect my virginity.
>>714931147Did they have to put Mario in a stiletto and not a shoe?
>>714931180you are retarded
>>714931203The first one is the only one that's really worth playing unless you're a diehard fan, then you have to play all 20+ of them
>>714931196play the game nigga
or don't it's kinda shit
>>714931229I don't think you needed help that with anyway bud
>>714931180fuck off retard
>>7149312711 is a good game in a vacuum, 2 is a good game if you like arpg combat, CoM is a good game if you like complex deckbuilding cardgame puzzle combat. The rest of the series doesnt exist.
bang2
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>mfw spikevegeta
>>714931403Is III really that bad? I've only played I and II
>>714930869there's no inhouse artists, they just take submissions from folks. So really they don't deserve the credit.
>>714929103I’m a level 99 rape master too, I’ve mained it since I was a wee lad, I’m at paragon 300 atm
How does the tranny keep catching up? He's died and somehow there's only a 30 second difference.
Christ, do these people shut the fuck up? Have they even talked about the game yet?
>>714927965i cannot stress this to the men enough in here: growing your hair out win balding NEVER makes it look better.
>>714931497The only good part about KH3 is a few of the postgame DLC bosses, and even then these parts are made good by stripping away your entire moveset. The story is terribly bad outside of a couple parts in toy story and monsters inc, and then around the halfway point the rest of the game forgets disney exists anyway. Generic enemy encounters are content that you feel bad for doing. All story bosses range from trivial and forgettable to annoying. That one wolf was okay i guess, except for its stupid fucking meteor rage phase at low health.
>>714931828why did you james bond hamburger my sister
>>714931828you bondburgered her?
>>714930034>Fucking awful to think they really see the skits and interviews as more important than the runsThat's not exactly what that means, but that the runs themselves are supposed to amuse casuals more than be technically interesting.
Spike is gonna bang flygone and kungfu at the same time after this, kffc has been wet for him the entire marathon especially during the KH quiz segment. she was gagging for it
>>714932123That's twice now.
>spike is sitting Indian style with his fucking shoes on the couch
Fucking degenerate
>>714932076keep your erotic fantasies out of the threads
>>714932192American wear dirty shoes in their homes at all times but somehow draw the line at the shoe being anywhere near the couch fabric
they can't get the last $8K in donations, the tranny is dying 3 times in a row on the final boss to drag it out....
>>714932538floor (sans carpet) is easy to clean
couch is not
This event is so... freakin.... WHOLESOME!!!! I LOVE THESE VIBES!
holy shit they didnt magically make the bonus incentive. guess they have to save that for saturday
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