Thread 714928150

>Death Stranding 2 video
>AHHHH I RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND TOLD MY DAD I JERKED OFF TO FUTANARI
What did fellow /v/ poster Synthetic Man mean by this?

*10 second fart*

>Synthetic Man’s mom is hot and just fucks black guys after her divorce
Based

Synthetic Fag is such a sad loser lmao

>>714928150 (OP)
Eceleb thread

if you post under this it means you like to get raped by dogs

why not just make a death stranding 2 review instead of the generic "AAA bad chore games bad" tripe

He just traumadumps on his streams nowadays.

>>714928609
>It was real in my mind.

>>714928150 (OP)
I like most of his uploads but that Death Stranding 2 video was cringe. He's right about people wasting their time but it felt like he was really disingenuous about the game despite not having finished it yet.

>>714930295
>Culture war faggot that just regurgitates /v/ talking points reviews a game you actually played and generally liked
>Realize 99% of what he says is bullshit and him just playing to his audience of kiwifarm/polniggers retards
Wow..........

>>714928150 (OP)
More like Pathetic man
>>714928609
Lol He probably gets off on it haha

>is turbo autistic about 3d platformers
>never once mentioned pseudoregalia
nani the fuck?

>>714928150 (OP)
Synthetic man is a walking caricature of what libs think of as le whiny chudcel boogeyman

Remember when even less than a year ago you fags jerked him off blind?

>>714930295
>>714930418
I mean DS is an actual walking simulator. I can understand why people like it, but if that's not what you're looking for, DS is a 3/10, 4/10 game without that.

If you're a Kojima fan you add 7 to that score.

>>714928150 (OP)
Reminder that this man funds monster boy WEGS where you fuck faux-anime hellhound femboys on the beach.
This nigga out here telling us that KCD2 is woke for including an optional homosexual romance route meanwhile he is using your patreon jewgolds to fund ugly WEGs with mandatory homosexual sex scenes.

>>714930295
He literally didn't finish the first one, and it only gets good in the last 5 hours. He's a dummy

>egrifter thread
Get ye gone homosexual of Babylon

>>714930762
No one cares anymore what libs think

>>714928150 (OP)
I know I'll make it when I start seeing /v/ threads of me pop up on youtube.

>>714933318
>KCD2 did nothing wrong
Agreed. I love MMA (man on man action).

This white nigger is just a set of talking teeth that parrots, and by extension, broadcasts tortanic talking points from /v/.
It's obvious he lurks here and just jots down what the tortanic crowd talks about and postures himself as their figurehead.
He does not play video games.
And when he tries to he sucks so much shit that he runs back to 5th and 6th Gen because they're easier for him to play.
He's a HUGE kook.

>/tv/ has the critical drinker
>/v/ is stuck with this faggot
it's all so tiresome

>>714935775
All ecelebs are shit.

>>714928609
>>714930418
>>714935142
4cucks

>>714935775
Are you implying drinker is any good?

Sometimes he tries way too hard. Very spiteful little incel chud

video games?

someone at least post the pic. you know which one i'm talking about.

This new video was so fucking embarassing that I'm surprised he has not deleted it yet

>>714928609
who is more pathetic, synthetic man or cuckposters?

>>714936897
Does he usually delete bad take videos?

>>714928150 (OP)
Faggot is a leftist larping as a conservative. The more he talks the more leftie oozing through.

>>714935775
>/v/ is stuck with this faggot
Oh we are stuck with way more than just him. And that's not including twitterfaggots that are posted here constantly.

If you guys think Synthetic Man's death stranding video was embarrassing, wait until you see Synthetic Man's big black dildo sucking video!
https://files.catbox.moe/exu6tx.webm

>>714935775
Critical Drinker is a absolute faggot with a weird ass look. Soiboy in any other life but choose right wing grift.

>>714935775
He is literally /v/ no matter how much you incels try to cope hes not

>>714928609
giwtwm

>>714928609
>>Synthetic Man’s mom
Press X to doubt.

>>714937532
synthetic fag at least gets paid for his videos, cuck posters do it for free

>>714941427
Is this really him

I take it his collab with Kirsche never materialized?

>>714942413
Nah hes way more bald

>>714935775
/g/ has mental outlaw