At this point I'm almost certain that bananza is a prequel to odyssey and the original arcade game is getting retconned

>>714937842 (OP)
game ends with og donkey kong and its revealed that void kong was only beaten by donkey letting himself get mind controlled so mario had to save the day

>>714937842 (OP)

>>714938398
all the evidence listed here is very flimsy, and nintendo's attitude towards story developments in mainline mario games ensures that it won't be true

>>714938483

>>714938561
>dwarf
>fat
>fat cheeks
dude she's a child

>>714938647
She is clearly a dwarf.
She would have gone through her growth spurt by now, but she hasn't.

>>714938864
It's fairly obvious that her given age (13) is higher than what the developers actually intended when designing her
Whether that came from outside influence (e.g. nintendo of america) I couldn't tell you, but her english voice is similarly unfitting for her looks while other languages make her sound younger

>>714938864
Nigger canonically all Mario type humans are fucking dwarves, being tall/normal looking is only reserved for the hot characters

>>714940327
Pauline isn't a dwarf though.

>>714937842 (OP)
it would also retcon odyssey

>>714940434
Not as an adult she isn't

Why does she make Mario sounds?
https://youtu.be/3aejyZdorBc?t=84

>>714938398
>>714938561
>M-Shaped hair
I know this is all probably just bait, but that’s probably one of the stupidest reasons to give. Adult Pauline has that exact same hair shape in MK World

>>714940881
>Pauline has Last Airbender penis-hair

>>714940881
But what is this?
Her hair is not exactly the same.

>>714940881
>in MK World
Yeah that takes place after Mario put a baby in her.

So when the bing bing baby game comes out and doesn’t feature this dumb faggots big, amazing lore shakeup, we get to make fun of him, right?

>>714941095
I don't think it's that serious, anon.

>>714941193
Just two weeks ago some faggot was crying that caring about DK lore equals trans propaganda, the melties have already started

>>714941193
He wouldn’t be talking about it every day in every thread if it didn’t mean something to him.

>>714940978
You're completely insane and there's no helping you.

>>714941942
I'm sorry.