Thread 714938637

I think the main reason for the decline of physical release sales is due to them degrading to simple steam unlocks instead of having the whole game ready to go.

I pull my pants all the way down to my ankles when sitting on the toilet. and standing at the urinal

>>714938637 (OP)
What compelled you to post this?

>>714939051
>frog does something stupid and nonsensical
Typical frogposter stupid beh-- wait shit that is literally the origin story holy fuck.

>>714939051
>not taking your pants off completely and hanging them up

excuse me, Im here to shit.

>>714938637 (OP)
I wish she would shit in my bathroom...

honestly, its kind of faggoty to poo

It’s so easy for average non fat women to make bank online it’s unreal

>>714939051
Feels good, man.

>>714938637 (OP)
Angela Anaconda if she real

>>714938637 (OP)
she's making money by posting selfies on the toilet? and people pay for this?

>>714939625
there are billions of males on this planet. finding 1000 who pay 10€ a month for that shouldn’t be hard

you guys ever take those shits that are so intense you have to take your shirt off

>>714939051
feels good man

>>714939051
Feels good man.

>>714939101
It's a shitpost

I am reluctantly but dutifully replying to commend >>714939051 on sensible use of a meme.

Femanon here

Why do guys want to see us when we're on the toilet?

>>714939749
No, when that happens I utilize my shirt as a tourniquet around my waist to squeeze the shit out and prevent backflush

>>714939964
tits or gtfo

>>714939964
please be in london

>>714939625
Remember that the next time you hear a woman talking about "privilege". They are speaking from the position of someone who can make a living by posting selfies of themselves taking a shit.

>>714939051
>showing his bare ass to all other other men when peeing
I see you like to live dangerously as well.

>>714939964
>>714939964
Same reason guys want to see your tits. It’s forbidden therefore it’s valuable.

Do people seriously put their bare ass on a public toilet seat?

>>714939051
your suppose to only pull it down to your knees when you pee

and take em off and putting them on the hook rack when you poo

>>714939964
i dunno
i had a girlfriend who offered to watch her pee, we were very young and i was drunk and horny so i watched her, for some reason it was one of the most adorable and in the same time, arousing things I've seen at the time and it stuck with me

i don't know if I'd be into it while I'm sober, i haven't been with a woman in 10 years

>>714939051
I undress little by little the longer I sit until I'm 100% nude!

>>714939964
your not a women
when i was close to a woman i wanted to be as intimate as possible
that never crossed over into shit / piss fetish but i can see how it would.

>>714939964
No idea but it turns me on. Sex is weird.

>>714939964
L O N D O N

>>714940410
which is why you'd squat when shitting

>>714939051
If I see your litttle ass exposed in the urinals my penis is going in.

>>714939964
please be in B R A Z I L

>>714938637 (OP)
women are vile creatures

>>714939964
Someone who can use a urinal the way it was intended to be used is not what I would call a "woman".

>>714939123
/thread

>>714938637 (OP)
That's AI you dumb fucks

>>714940297
This is true, but keep in mind that these people live from hand to mouth. The paypig money can dry up any day and they have two options-
work some unskilled job that will be replaced by machines or AI in our lifetime (having pictures of you on the shitter circulating on the internet might bite you in the ass during the job search process)

or

do increasingly degenerate porn to maintain attention (see: that one whore that was popular on /b/ 10+ years ago who thickened up, got ugly-ass tattoos and started dying her hair rainbow colors and doing more and more weird shit, i can't remember her name for the life of me) to keep the money and attention flowing but sooner or later burn out completely and any chances of finding an actual job evaporate

>>714939749
Sometimes I take my pants off too

>>714940410
did that until i caught molluscum contagiosm, took like a year for that shit to go away. luckily im a perma-virgin so it's not like i could spread it to anyone

in short, don't sit on toilet seats that other poor stupid an unhygenic people could sit on, like in truck stops

>>714940764
women don't seem to grasp the reality that they live on borrowed time. if you spent 10 years posting degenerate shit online and then hit the wall and nobody wants to see you anymore, you have to understand that the fact you can't find a job because of a 10 year gap in employment is going to severely limit what you're qualified to do.

>>714939749
I know someone who does this. He has stomach issues, but insists on drinking a large coffee with milk once a twice a week. The result is horrific. Sometimes it's so substantial that he has to remove his shirt and then put on an entirely different shirt - which is referred to as the "shitting shirt" - to absorb the sweat. The shitting "shirt" is a graphic tee that looks like a prop from a zombie movie. It's basically a faded, sweat-stained rag that can't even be worn outside the bathroom of his own home. It looks like evidence you'd find on the victim of a bear mauling. I've only seen reproductions of the shitting shirt - photos, videos. I don't need to know what it smells like, knowing of its existence is already sufficiently disturbing.

>>714939964
>Femanon here

>>714939051
I just take my pants off when peeing, my dick is too small and I don't want to get pee stains on them when doing the little clean shaky

>>714940437
>we were very young
>i was drunk

>>714939964
we don't

>>714939051
i pee in a condom and throw it in the general direction of my bathroom

>>714938637 (OP)
Nobody questions why there is a full sized mirror next to the shitter in a public toilet?

>>714939051
I get completely naked when I poop.

>>714940938
maybe anon is in his fifties and sees his early twenties as his youth

>>714939964
I've known women who are interested in how men pee. I don't know about shitting, but I'm sure there are, regrettably, women into male scat. It's just a taboo, and I think to some people it's particularly interesting because of the irony of the contrast between the two people's perspectives. For the person on the toilet it's a mundane, non-sexual bodily function that they do every day. For the voyeur it's the complete opposite. I think that's what people like.

>>714940938
>anon finds out about underaged drinking
It's actually very common.

>>714939051
I take my pants and underwear off when I poop at home. Is that weird?

>>714940885
it's really sad. i remember hearing Natasha Nice saying she'll be "doing this until her legs can't bend back anymore" because "the money is good" in an interview, like, damn, do you really think you'll pull in the same amount of money as a literal geriatric whore? people bitch about not being able to afford groceries in the current year, who's gonna pay to watch your crusty ass get fucked in 50 years lol. so pretty but so dumb, what a waste. that's all i can think of ever since then and i only beat off to literal grannies who obviously do it for fun and basically have nothing to lose, they seem to genuinely enjoy the attention and young hard cocks and that element of honesty is the only thing that gets my dick hard anymore. weird how that happens when you get older

>>714940938
I'm 35, was 22 at the time
22 is very young by any metric and i was basically drunk most every waking hour when i wasn't working up until i turned 32 and quit
i hope this clears up the confusion

>>714941052
why

>>714938637 (OP)
>physical release
hehe. see what you did there anon

>>714941359
at least you fucked her, right? 10 years is a long time without being with women

>>714938637 (OP)
I'd eat anything that physically released out of a white woman's asshole

>>714941385
Why not?

>>714940938
Most people start socially drinking around 16, anon.

Videogames?

>>714939051
I only pull my penis through the fly to pee and undo the buttons on my onsie's assflap to shit

>>714941052
I do quite often but not because I am intending to get naked to take a dump.
Just often am not wearing a shirt around the house and I always hang up my pants/underwear when I shit so I often am just completely naked.

>>714940410
No, I lie on my upper back on the floor at the foot of the toilet, upper back leaning up against the toilet, and I piss all the way into the urinal in an arc while dropping a backwards gravity-powered dook into the porcelain. I call it the double rainbow.

>>714940938
>anon's worldview is based on anime where underage drinking cannot be portrayed
Damn this nigga is in Plato's cave.

>>714939051
>>714940378
Talk to me when you get completely naked before using the urinal right next to a guy.

>>714941468
>10 years is a long time without being with women
haha, right.

>>714940410
No, what I do is throw myself above the toilet when I need to shit, the shit propelling out of my body enhanced by gravity propels me up into the air, and I land back in front of the toilet.

>>714939051
I take my clothes off when I poop and I only poop at home. If I have to poop in public or at another persons house I will leave my pants on but I will take my shirt off

>>714938637 (OP)
>mermaid's kiss
I thought it was called "Poseiden's kiss"

>>714938637 (OP)
i love girl poop su much /v/ros...

>>714938637 (OP)
>2025
>not stealth-pooping

I never take my pants off whatsoever. I just shake the turd out my pant leg when I'm finished and leave the scene of the crime as fast as I can.

>thread still up
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?

>>714939964
I think it's just about intimacy. Like I've seen this person when they are pooping and peeing, and I still like them. Or like seeing someone when they are vulnerable and not perfect. Like an old couple who knows they are not young and cute anymore, that they are both kinda gross now but they still love eachother. I'm sure there are some weirdos into scat and stuff, but I think for most men we just want to feel deeply intimate with someone else, like we've found our soulmate.

More toilet girls pls

>>714939964
EFRO

>>714939749
i always shit in the nude
for the same reason, i dont shit in public

>>714939051
I get completely naked to pee in public urinals

>>714941052
why would anybody walk into the correct restroom and be shocked by the fact that the correct people are in there? what shitty troon comic.

>>714941294
Iconic