ITT: riveting gameplay

>>714944176 (OP)
I still got the feeling that this game was ordered by very powerful people on the top of the pyramid to dig data on who might be compatible for that kind of work in case of a cataclysmic event (man made or not) so they can have a list of good little slaves to carry supplies from one rich fucktard's bunker to another fucktard's bunker, do the grocery shopping for them, that type of odd job.

If you finished Sneed stranding good for you, you got a golden ticket to the new world order and they might let you live.

>>714944517
It makes alot of sense
>Live in ze pod
>Cuck
>Work for likes

>>714944980
>eat ze bugs
>motherfucking satanic pentagram whenever you hack a mule locker
>world prison grid visible whenever you construct something

>>714944517
there are some conspiracy theories that are absolutely plausible even if they're batshit and out there - this is not one of them.

>>714944176 (OP)
>decided to check out DS after finally playing through MGSV last year
>dropped it after meeting Conan O'Brien
Was pretty disappointed by it overall. The story being so irredeemably shitty was definitely not what I expected from a Kojima game.

>>714944176 (OP)
after the first game came out, i was convinced this game was made for a very specific type of person, and that many played and finished simply because of the name of the creator. now that 2 has come out and so many people love that game, which, as someone who loves both, is pretty similar in gameplay and structure to the first, i have no idea what to think. even with the ending, i do not want a death stranding 2. i want him to focus on OD and probably something else horror related. he's exceptional at it.

>>714945630
ngmi

>>714945630
You'd be right if bodily augmentations weren't a thing. They don't care if you're fat and unathletic.
Some surgery, some augments, opioids pumping through your system whenever you finish a job and there you go, a perfect little slave ready to serve.
The "like" system they talked about with mules getting addicted? LoL, you didn't get what likes actually are?
You think porters are going to turn awol and become mules because of LIKES?

>>714945724
>now that 2 has come out and so many people love that game, which, as someone who loves both, is pretty similar in gameplay and structure to the first, i have no idea what to think
I think that's called a vocal minority.
Or /v/ contrarianism.
Or more of the right people could've found Death Stranding one since release.

>>714945489
>eat ze bugs
Holy shit how did I forget.
You VILL eat ze bugs.
You VILL live in ze pods.
You VILL own nothing.
And you VILL keep on keeping on.

Kojima drones are truly the perfect goy.

>>714944517
>dig data on who might be compatible for that kind of work
why not just stick to the tried and true explanation of "it is predictive programming, they are telling what they are doing to avoid karmic retribution for their actions. you knew what was coming and you did nothing, it isn't their fault in their eyes"? why did you add an entire other layer of "the panopticomptroller is actually scanning your hormone levels to see how much you enjoy delivering packages as you unknowingly submitting a resume for the new new world order"?

>>714944517
Take your meds now

Yes, completed roads are the reward for delivering materials, and it makes everything easier.
You will not see what is seen in that webm until after a hell of a lot of work, online play or not.

>>714947127
Yes please engage in 100 hours of walking. Your reward? You can now skip the walking. This is a chore.

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING LOVE BUILDING ROADS I FUCKI NG LOVE BUILDING ROADS HOLY FUCKING SHIT OOOAAAHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE FUCKING BUILDING THE FUCKING ROADS FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>714948486
I look like this and say this

>>714948486
>DON'T ACTIVATE MY VACCINE KILLSWITCH I'LL BUILD THE KEK ROADS AND DELIVER THE BLACK SPERMS

>>714945704
>The story being so irredeemably shitty was definitely not what I expected from a Kojima game.
I find it hard to believe you played at least two of his games and were caught off-guard by shit writing.

>>714948486
Based hater of ancaps.

>>714944517
possible, but it's more likely just kojima being autistic

>>714944176 (OP)
Look, I know you're not gonna like this answer. And I'm sorry for that but you just, you just don't get it.

>>714944517
>the elites are training lardass gamers with vitamin d deficiency to carry hundreds of kg of delivery through the wilderness because they like playing a video game
honestly just ask your handler to turn the internet off from now on