Thread 714946147

Would you be able to handle it?

i would get a boner and she would get the ick and have me executed and before my head got cut off she would let me watch her have sex with ganon

kill yourself sybb

>>714946272
QRD on the sybb meme?

god i wish that were me

>>714946147 (OP)
my wife's ass is about that big, maybe a bit bigger, she's 5'10 180lb.
when she sits on me (147lb) its nice for maybe 10 seconds then i can't handle any more and start to go numb

>>714946506
>being on 4chan
>claims to have a wife
Try harder, anon

>>714946352
>>714946352
tl;dr: Guy who's been posting about fictional characters' asses like Zelda, Samus, the girl from PN03, etc. for 20 years on multiple websites. He does this on /fit/ and /a/ as well, often with strawpoll links.

>>714946598
Also, here's a collage of threads he made on /fit/ along with pictures he posted of his own body.

>>714946598
>Guy who's been posting about fictional characters' asses like Zelda, Samus, the girl from PN03, etc. for 20 years

uh based

my dick would be berryed so deep in her ass whoever could pull it out would be named king arther

>>714946598
What's wrong with that though

>>714946598
>>714946652
okay but whats the controversy here, he posted Zeldas ass and...?

>>714946770
>>714946776
He's a schizo spending all his awaken time to call out sybb. Just ignore him and continue to enjoy Zelda's arse.

>>714946598
He made dozens of threads about Nagatoro’s ass on /a/.

>>714946598
>>714946652
I feel like the person making posts like this might be the bigger autist, i didnt know it was possible to out autism someone

>>714946147 (OP)
If that's canonical Zelda, then I'm King Charles III.

What's the name of the mod?

>>714946147 (OP)
I would fuck her shithole

>>714946598
>newfags defending sybb
burn this board to the ground

>>714947714
What's wrong with sybb, really? I like ass. Are you gay? Just leave the fucking threads be if you're gay or into some weird fetish like MLP.

>>714947560
Hi King Charles III. How is posh life going?

Zelda picking up a frog

>>714948057
No fucking way this is real. What's the name of the mod?

>>714946584
NTA but im engaged, so I have a pre-wife.
I browse 4chan while at work to talk about games, instead of working. As does every 30+

I get it, YOU are a 15yo loser wasting his time on 4chan, shitposting every day, so you assume everyone else is.
You also assume when you grow up, you will stop. You wont. No one ever truly leaves 4chan. You will be back one way or another.

I quit back in like, 2014/2015. But when work got boring and every other site is some cesspool of censorship and faggots, I came right on back

Thats just hyrule warriors 2.

>>714949637
Yes, that's the game. What's the mod?

>>714949762
There's no mod. Zelda is playable in Age of Calamity.

>>714947714
it's sybb defending sybb. isn't anonymity great?

>>714949804
Smartass. I know she's playable, but there's no way in hell that's her canonical ass.

>>714949845
Look at gameplay before assuming it's a mod

>>714949936
No gameplay shows her ass like that. Do you seriously believe that's her real ass? Come on, don't be a gullible baby.

>>714946936
that's kinda gay, anon

>exactly 1 minute between every reply to each other
What the fuck is wrong with you OP?

>>714946147 (OP)
There would be no way to contain my penis. It would be event horizon and certain death to the universe.

>>714946598
Giving a shit about a guy posting asses sounds way more retarded lol

>>714949154
There's no fucking mod, this is what the actual game looks like.

You just can't accept that your dear Zelda has a canonically fat butt.