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The city's sleeping like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung

I’ve

>>714951190 (OP)
>americrap cartoons
Anime is far superior

>>714951190 (OP)
rugrats is the nortubel of nickelodeon

>>714951190 (OP)
i've gained (some) control of my life.

>>714951190 (OP)
It's been a while, old friend.

>>714953075
What's nortubel

>>714951190 (OP)
>I've LOST control of my LIFE
What did Stu mean by this?
>>714953605
Retarded dogshit art project by a mentally disturbed tranny. Don't give him a reason to spam any further. Ignore him or filter the word.

>>714953862
Ah gotcha thanks anon

>>714951190 (OP)
>"It is four past the witching hour, and the cock is soon to crow. What could possibly possess you to craft chocolate pudding at this ungodly state?"

>Kain's question cut through my soul like a silver dagger enchanted with the darkest of magics. In an instant, my mind was flooded with torturous visions of all that had led me to this abysmal state of torment, twisting that infernal knife with the unbearable knowledge that now, as ever, I was powerless to escape my terrible destiny. The stirs of my spoon mimic the eternal and unchanging revolutions of the wheel of fate, binding me and every other being in existence to a single immutable path, and while most of the wretched souls tied to that abominable wheel were blissfully unaware of their existential imprisonment, I was not so fortunate. No, I had been shackled with the burden of knowledge. It was all I could do to keep what remained of my spirit from falling into total despair as I turned to reply, "because I've lost con-" Suddenly I stopped, unable to utter the remaining words. 'Because I had lost control of my life...' But how could I lose something that I had never truly possessed? Suddenly, laughter from the other room, mocking me. Mocking all that I had endured, and all that I had yet to endure. Mocking existence itself. The rest of the world fell away; I could no longer perceive anything except that laughter, that horrible horrible laughter. I could not bear it. Despair overwhelmed me. The spoon fell to the floor and I with it. I hoped this would be the final torment, that the horror of my existence would finally prove too strong to withstand and my mind would shatter and disappear into final oblivion for all time...

>>714951190 (OP)
it’s been while my very very old friend

>>714951190 (OP)
Do you consider yourself to have lost control over your life?

>>714951190 (OP)
https://youtu.be/OCZXvblpNSM

Keeping old tradition alive

>>714951190 (OP)
I was just thinking of these threads yesterday.

>>714954237
>>714955610
kek

What keeps you awake?

Soon my gamer vision will be a thing of the past.

YESTERDAY I applied to arrange a lasik consultation at one of the better places in my country. It will cost over 5,000 of my local currency. They haven't responded yet, I am waiting for a phone call. I am bricking it already and I've not even been to the consultation.

>>714958525
I wake only because I cannot sleep.
I live only because I cannot die.

This meme is now older than most of the board

Act 3 when

>>714959278
>lasik
Don't do it anon. Everyone that gets lasik has even worse eye problems later on in life.

>>714960157
wrong. there's only a chance it can get worse later in life. most people don't have problems with it besides some slight dry eye (until they hit presbyopia of course).

He wakes up past noon in the same sweatpants he wore for days, surrounded by empty cans, blinking at the ceiling like it might offer answers. The job market feels like another planet—alien, hostile, unreachable. Friends drifted away long ago, and even the silence of his phone seems to mock him now. He scrolls through social media, watching people achieve things he can’t even begin to imagine wanting, let alone doing. Every plan to “get it together” dissolves by nightfall, replaced by the same loop of shame, numbness, and distraction. He doesn’t even know what he’d do if he did care—caring feels like a luxury he forgot how to afford.

>>714951190 (OP)
i don't get it
seeing the posts seems like the scene represents sheer despair and desolation
i just see a dude making some... soup?

>>714961182
it's chocolate pudding
he's lost control of his life

You know the board is dead when the hotpockets don't kill these threads on sight anymore