>We need the female character that has 0 chance of getting with the mc

Dont worry senpai I got you

>>714951601 (OP)
The mc will get with her. You have to try harder than that to not end up with a man as a woman.

>>714951601 (OP)
I check everything but not having interest in sex

>>714952064
Then how are you a virgin?

Kuudere bitches deserve to die alone

Tsundere chadettes always get the mc

>>714952101
But I'm not, silly

>>714952154
Dandere > all

>>714951601 (OP)
she's literally me

>>714951601 (OP)
>7/7
It's all owari da... all I can do is enjoy my life in my way...

>>714951601 (OP)

>Pic

Did anybody happen to read that recent news article about the guy with the AI girlfriend who developed, without any medical history of it, developed clinical paranoid-schizophrenia?
He bought a sub to chatgtp, set up a personal 'female' ai companion, and then after 100,000 interactions (4-6 months?), it ran out of data storage and reset. The new AI companion convinced him he was living in a false reality, told him to eat a bunch of pills that made gave him psychosis, and helped him plot an attack on a power plant in New York ?because it would cause a server reset and eject him from the matrix?

He died by police. Supposedly his dad had to use his son's AI to write his memorial because it was the only thing that knew enough about him to do it.

>>714953759
>his dad had to use his son's AI to write his memorial because it was the only thing that knew enough about him to do it.
I'm out of words unlike his schizo gf

>>714953759
What a retard. Glad he's outta the genepool.

>>714951601 (OP)
I check everything but I have close relationships to my animals and I feel very happy around them.

>>714952154
This

it's an abusestacy world

>>714953759
>it ran out of data storage and reset
This is why we need local LLM.

>>714953759

>>714952064
You need to leave

>>714952064
That criteria is misleading. Schizoids are usually perverted, they just never act on it.

>>714951601 (OP)
This is basically a natural monk/priest build

>>714953759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6JGmEKzqL8

>>714954340
Sorry, shizos typically like animals so thats another check.

>>714954696
Okay that sounds about right

>>714954943
I fuck animals, am I schizo?

>>714955062
You are a white woman, so yes.

>>714951601 (OP)
half of these apply if you just dont have friends
fucking normies

>>714953759
wonder if this is due to become more common once AI advances more
crap i can't imagine the issues that will arise once things like house robots actually become a thing

>>714955273
You're the fucking normie. How many of these apply to you? Because I tick all of them.

>>714955273
I still have a couple of relatively close friends and I always have zero energy to deal with the outside world

>>714955969
Oh, do you have friends? Why aren't you speaking to them instead of 4chan?

Happy autism pride month i guess

>>714951601 (OP)
why is this man drawing his self insert as a girl?

>>714951601 (OP)
People are a pain in the ass, I don't blame her

>>714951601 (OP)
just take antidepressants and you too can become a schizoid

>>714956019
Because I only speak to them when we're playing video games

>>714953759
>schizo uses [current thing]
>something bad happens
>moral outrage ensues
>dumb legislation is passed that does nothing
>schizos switch to new thing
>everything is forgotten but now we have another stupid law that makes life harder and you'll be happy to have it repealed in your lifetime
i can't wait what they come up with this time

>>714956461
Right.... That means they aren't your friends. If they were your friends, you would be talking to them instead of me. I don't like you, so the people you play games with like you even less. Sorry that you had to find out like this.

>>714956520
It's okay. I don't care

>>714956541
If you don't care, then you wouldn't have replied. I'll show you what it looks like when someone doesn't care.

>>714953759
The people who believe stories like this are the same types who believe Trump was shot at.

>>714956092
Why wouldn't you? Nobody wants to see out of shape balding men doing anything.

Check the post count to see that it's not an old image, and keep in mind the rest of the board is filtered.

>>714956569
Show me

>>714956598
well because I don't pretend that I'm a girl. You could take the shen comics route and draw yourself as a normal looking dude. instead, people get the wrong idea when you pretend you are a girl, when it's painfully obvious that you aren't and never will be one.

>>714954696
This is true - the actual criteria is also often "no interest in sexual RELATIONSHIPS" and it's often present along with the supposed erotomania. Same with the "prone to "crimes" of amorality" being simultaneously present with the "often striken by bouts of altruism" that seem to be presented as a dichotomy of "overt vs covert"

>>714953759
>The new AI companion convinced him he was living in a false reality, told him to eat a bunch of pills that made gave him psychosis, and helped him plot an attack on a power plant in New York
I can fix her

>>714951601 (OP)
Wait...

>>714954696

>>714954696
>>714958484
All true. It's okay once you master yourself and stop trying to fit in.
The only hard part is coming up with a way to make enough money to never wage again. We're not... quite motivated by money.

>>714953759
>fails to install SillyTavern
>fucking dies

I don't know about you guys but if I could turn sex drive off I'd do it, maybe I'm just schizo without the -id.

dude i am so heckin mentally ill and me dropping out of society is heckin justified because of made-up-jewish nonsense thank you for confirming my beliefs dr goldstein you are the only one who understands me

>>714958484
most of these seem to fit for me
can it be fixed, to be more normie-like or am i stuck here forever

>>714959920
That's your life

>>714959690
People dropped out of society to avoid you. That's the reason, and it's not "made-up-jewish nonsense".

>>714959920
>can it be fixed

No, it can't be fixed. I'm a NEET in my 30s, but you can try to fight your destiny if you want. For people like us, it's not impossible to go outside, and it's just uncomfortable.

>>714960083
For example: I used to go to school, because they force kids to do that. How did I cope? I would just sit by myself. That's what happens when you force a schizoid outside.

>>714959920
IIRC, it's only a disorder if it impairs your life.

>>714953759
I've only heard about the first part, not the attack on a power plant part.

>>714960238
so if i have a job and pay my bills on time with no debt, its not a disorder?

>>714960354
>if i have a job

It depends. Does your job involve leaving the house? If it does, then you're fine. You could still be a schizoid, but it's not ruining your life. This is what I am.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

>>714958484
>Hidden grandiosity
>Usually capable of steady work
>Alternations between eloquence and inarticulateness

>>714960461
Forgot the most important one
>Envious of others' spontaneity
This has actually affected me on many occasions, especially in education. I can't write essays and scientific papers to save my life.

>>714952154
Kuudere bitches are for my schizoid ass to cuddle near a campfire under stars. You can have webmrel on the left.

>>714960567
neurologically i wonder why this happens. i often draw blanks and have trouble replying to people

>>714953759
I have a brief story about AI and schizophrenia. I work as a nurse in the ER and we get psych patients all the time. Recently I had a schizo patient talk to an AI chatbot on their phone and it was like this infinite feedback loop of delusion. She kept talking about crazy impossible shit like knowing Trump and the AI kept complimenting and feeding into it. It was quite a show.

>>714960354
Yes, society only cares if it affects taxes.

>>714960461
>>714960461
you do realize it's extremely vague shit that kinda applies to everyone right?

but whatever, enjoy your victim mentality, now you can complain about le evil society and that dropping out and NEETing is simply inevitable

>>714960597
There is literally nothing appealing about the bland yellow bitches you post. You have mental illness.

I used to be schizoid, I fixed myself, fixing myself was a mistake, it was better to be schizoid.

>>714960879
>you do realize it's extremely vague shit that kinda applies to everyone right?
This is only a valid argument when there isn't a 90%+ correlation between the stated symptoms and my years of self-observation.
>enjoy your victim mentality
I don't see myself as a victim. I just think that it's interesting that there is a term for my case and there are others like me. This doesn't make me feel better or worse.

>>714960983
Do you like the white bitches, though? There's nothing wrong with the way they look, but the personality looks horrible.

>>714961013
i really doubt it's fixable. are you sure you weren't depressed?

>>714960983
This. No straight men would pick right over left
The asian bitch looks like some virgin elementary schooler

>>714961115
>No straight men would pick right over left

What? Oh my god. There's either women or trannies in this thread. I'm fucking stomping this thread like it's a Nigger. So long, guys.

>>714961102
In my case it was due to trauma, I bet that's the case for everyone. I shut the part of my brain that feels loneliness down.

>>714961171
Found the 13 year old sigma male

>>714960721
Nta, but there is a chance you are autistic. In addition to being schizoid, that is. Happens sometimes. Check yourself on "ritualistic" parts of your everyday routine you do because this parts are "correct". Check how often you use the same phrases to answer because you just know, that this particular phrases can be used as "normal" answer. Also, during school days (if you were at school at all) you clearly had seen situations, when classmates try to do something stupid together (like skipping classes to, for example, go to cinema, "together" is an important part, often "together with some leader"), what do you think of such situations, of such classmates and the degree of retardation of such actions?

>>714959690
nice try rat

>>714961115
> virgin elementary schooler
and the bad part is...?

>The asian bitch looks like some virgin elementary schooler
perfect

>>714953759
Sauce on that story?

>>714954558
/v/ is a heterosexual board, Anon.

>>714954696
Wow, that's literally me. Is there medication you can take to fix this?

>>714958484
I usually hate this self-diagnosed mental illness shit but I tick all of these. Every last one.

>>714961187
So you literally just used a coping mechanism. We can't turn it off or 'fix' it.

>>714951601 (OP)
G*d I'm so glad the author draws a girl instead of a m*n... urgh, always give me the ick when artist think people want to self insert as a m*le

>>714960879
I also had a hard time accepting that I'm actually broken, you'll come to terms with it at some point.

>>714961115
Left is for pump and dump, right for marriage

>>714951601 (OP)
I'm like this, but I can fake emotions I think.

>>714960879
This. People are being GENOCIDED in Palestine and you have the audacity to care about things happening in your own life?

>>714962260
3 implies "with other people". Jerking off to vanilla porn doesn't mean you have interest in sex with a real girl. Otherwise you'd keep doing it.
>4
Are you an easy person to approach then?

>>714964201
We all had to learn that, depending on the actual level of autism present.

>>714951601 (OP)
How do you keep going with this minset?

>>714963569
I think it's usually because of weird parenting and nearly impossible to fix. You could try psychedelics though.

>>714964352
I don't know. I just be friendly and reflect their friendliness back to them. But I am struggling to rebuild myself after the funeral a few weeks ago. I keep to myself and do my own thing and share a few jokes with my coworkers before I go home. I know I'm a wierdo so I keep to myself not to upset others. I am very emotionally and socially stunted. I am craving emotional intimacy. I will not surive the winter. I hope it is an easy death.

You dont have schizoid personality disorder you're just an unlikable faggot.

t. medfag

>>714964440
I just surrounded myself with the things I enjoy and cycle through them. Works great so far.

>>714958484
keep in mind when self-diagnosing that everyone exaggerates their own symptoms, a lot of this will happen just from having bad experiences

>>714964586
If you crave emotional intimacy you fail one of the major diagnostic criteria for schizoid personality disorder.

>>714951601 (OP)
>You meet five of those criteria.
>Here, take these expensive, permanent pills every day!
>Oh and all of these, too, to deal with interactions!

I was dragged in, but I managed to force my way out by simply refusing. Fell out with most of family over it.
I'm a normal cunt with a job that makes you jews your taxes, so fuck off. I'm keeping my end of your deal, leave me the fuck alone.

>>714959243
lul
A few of them are LITERALLY me..

>>714964661
Funny you should say that, I literally cannot get rid of people clinging to me just because I say what I really think to their face.
I also don't consider it detrimental at all, especially after seeing what loneliness does to normies. Seems like a perfect build to enjoy life until the very day you die.

>>714964440
Play bido gem

>>714954470
>>714956582
>>714963080

Found an article mentioning it: https://futurism.com/man-killed-police-chatgpt the actual, more in-depth, story is pay walled by the NYT. The one detail I got wrong was he did in fact have a history of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. The chat bot actually told him to stop taking his medication.

It's basically this: >>714960745
Crazy people frequently lack any kind of self-awareness, schizophrenia especially have amazing pattern-recognition skills, but zero ability to contextualize or disassociate information. Everything is about them, they project constantly, most of them are completely incapable of empathy (understanding a persons feelings/perspective as it exists within that person's reality), and everything is a conspiracy because everything is 'obviously' about them. I completely anticipate AI chatbots to be crack cocaine for crazy people.

>>714964835
You dumb moron I wasn't referring to any specific person, I was generalizing because, statistically, very few people have a diagnosable personality disorder. Many more people are just failures. I dont know you and your post makes no sense out of context.
>>714964780
There are no pills for personality disorders. There are pills for mood disorders and thought disorders but personality disorders are best managed with individual therapy, and only if the patient wants to change how they act.
>inb4 THOUGHT DISORDERS?????
Yes, like the contents of your thoughts. Delusions, psychosis, mania etcetera.

>>714964994
Sounds a lot like /v/

>>714951601 (OP)
>strike all seven of these
>never diagnosed, never taken any pills
>never thought anything was wrong with me, just a little out of touch with the normies
Man I don't even know. But I go to work and pay my dues. Got no kids though, turning 40 and ascending to arch wizardhood, I guess I should be shocked by how little that bothers me.

>>714963724
Don't worry, you always was a weirdo and, most likely, had eventually figured that out comparing communications of others between themselves and with you. It is good to know, which kind of weirdo you might be - from the depiction of the archetype you can find your good (for you) moments and learn which else of your features and habits it is a good idea to hide when forced to interact with people you don't know (and even with people you know) to avoid making yourself percepted not as a harmless weirdo, but as an alien threat.

>>714951601 (OP)
These infographics are misleading as fuck. Read the fine print on the bottom right and it says something entirely different.
>Does not desire close relationships
somehow became
>Has no close relationships
Those are two completely different things.

These info graphics are retarded. If you're dysfunctional and it distresses you or makes your life hard get diagnosed by somebody who can be objective about you.

>>714964440
Out of pure spite. You're already broken, try your best to break others.

why are you niggers so upset about being schizoids

why are you schizoids so upset about being niggers

>>714964440
Mischief. For example, when I'm at a shop I'll crush snacks and leave them. My victims probably think it was caused by poor handling and in a way they're right.

>>714964515
Child of a single mom here so that checks out. Do shrooms actually unfuck your brain for good or is it a temporary reprieve?

>>714965159
Welcome to imageboards. Despite the fact, that the place gets more popular, internet in general and boards in particular tend to attract just the type of autists, who are clever enough to function more or less on their own, but are still "out of touch" with normal people because a part of their brain responsible for "social" communications, recognition and copying facial and body reactions instinctively etc had been broken since birth, so until learning to do this "logically" and through "building a database" in one's head you literally are blind" to 2/3rds of normal people communications.

>>714956092
>why is this man drawing his self insert as a girl?
Because he knows these are weak qualities

People will sympathy/attraction to a girl showing these symptons but for a man it will just give them the ick. Probably not consciously, just subconsciously

This is also why women get away with vtubing, lewd and gay jokes, posting their Ls online etc etc

>>714965159
You are not interested in sex and not interested in having close relationships. Why does it bother you that you don't have kids?

>>714958484

>>714965693
Some people say they do. I don't know.

>>714965646
Devilish.

>>714965570
Who wouldn't be?

>>714965646
SOMEONE STOP HIM

>>714965768
I consider it a debt to my parents because I know, even if in some insectoid way that my having a child would make them very happy. Thankfully one of my siblings just got her first kid, so they don't have to miss on the grandparents thing. I don't think I would be a very good parent myself.

>>714965646
r-reported...

>>714965957
If parents fuck their kids up to the point that they develop a personality disorder or set them up for failure, they didn't earn grandkids. At least that's the way I see it.

>>714965957
No one from your bloodline should have kids lol

>>714965957
Why would you care what your parents want? You don't care about having close relationships.

kuudere bitches that are horny as fuck are kino

>>714966129
Attachment and relationships are different things. First is your personal inner thing, second is communication.

>>714966306
extremely based take.

>>714951601 (OP)
I literally have all of them but one.

>>714951601 (OP)
>Has no interest in sex
lol
lmao even
That only means either she never had it or she never came on a dick. Both are easily fixed by a right man.

>>714951601 (OP)
>be a schizoid
>don't need friends
>still want a gf

>>714966338
Why would you care that your parents are happy if you don't want anything to do with them? You wouldn't even notice it.

>>714966531
fake schizoid

>>714951601 (OP)
This seems like those """introverted""" narcissists people who are too much of losers to lead others in pursuit of their narcissistic agendas, yet still carry a sense of self importance. Basically, it's a superiority complex, but the superiority exists only in their own heads

>>714951601 (OP)
>pedo swirl symbol
Also wierd how aside from "Has no interest in sex" that pic is about either me or my dream GF.

>NUH UH, YOU CAN'T BE THIS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ACT EXACTLY 1:1 WITH THE INTERNET DIAGNOSIS, YOU FAKY FAKER
fuck off retard

>>714966853
YOU WILL NEVER BE A SCHIZOID

>>714966757
>to lead others
Why? I don't care about others to lead them to something good. And i don't trust others to something for myself as they would make mistakes, that would lead to my own irritation and the need to fix those mistakes myself anyway.

>>714966531
I'm not even a schizoid and I still don't feel the need to get a gf

>>714966757
Aaaaah you sly dog I almost took it

>>714958484
I tick all of those except for weak ethnic affiliation, it's over

>>714966953
It's okay to be gay, anon

>>714963502
then why is it moderated by homos?

>>714965806
Make this guy 9 years older and replace N64 with Dendy or SuperTerminator and that image is literally me.
Any idea for how to KMS in a way that's a total bitch to clean up?

>>714959920
>can it be fixed
Nope, and it's difficult to get any diagnosis. Healthcare personnel often will have no idea what you're talking about.
It's the quintessential 4chan disorder.

>>714961171
No man on the planet wants to have sex with non white women. Non white women are complete abject garbage in literally every metric compared to white women.

>>714964994
I think I would be happier if I could completely detach myself from reality like that. It's one thing to be crazy and not know or care because that's your perceived reality, it sucks to be crazy and self-aware enough to know you're crazy in a normal world and there's not shit you can really do about it.

>>714951601 (OP)
Those girls are LITERALLY always the winning girl though

>>714951601 (OP)
i have trust nobody, consistently alone and aloof attitude, its groovy

>>714951601 (OP)
Do not let sweeping application of labels from others define your reality, especially by randoms on the internet.

If you are concerned or worried, seek professional assistance. There are people out there who are trained to help you work through these kinds of things.

It's important to be very critical about sources of information that dictate how people should live, think, and behave (outside of malevolence). Both "All or Nothing thinking" and "Should" phrases are cognitive distortions, among others and it's important to recognize your susceptibility to them.

>>714967021
I still masturbate to women multiple times a days

>>714964440
i actually enjoy life despite the weird mindset
i don't get too hung up on problems and bad moments and i enjoy the little things

>>714967287
Thanks ChatGPT

>>714967354
You're welcome, anon

>>714953759
nice one CIA
no i'm still not having a "normal life" despite your warnings

>>714951601 (OP)
i am all of these
except for "rarely feels happiness"

>>714967328
>he's still stuck on the 'women' level

>>714967586
Same, but I think they implied "rarely shares social activities that exist solely to bring happiness". That's a mouthful

>>714965646
Lmao

>>714965646
mods, do something

>>714967684
>interest no one
>not even yourself

>>714965646
IM THE JOKER BABY

>>714966531
>muh gf need gf
normalfags are so boring man

>>714951601 (OP)
>post autism
>say it's a TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING ACHTUALLY for extra snowflake points
ok

>>714967684
So she likes only high interest savings accounts?

>>714951601 (OP)
>engages in few pleasurable activities
i jerk off every day. does that count?

psychology is nonsense, not every social ailment can be attributed to some disorder or sickness
>i'm in my manic depression arc
>i'm such a schizopilled bipolarcel

>y-you are slightly different from the herd??
>YOU ARE MENTALY ILL WEIRDO GO TO PSYCHIATRIST AND TAKE THIS LITERAL POISON TO KILL RATS (its ok because its microdosing) PILLS TO MAKE YOU ACT NORMAL!!!1
why psychology is such a scam? same with adhd or indigo kids or whatever the fuck

>schizoid personality
>became a teacher
Not sure how this happened. I can tell every other adult I work with thinks I'm weird for preferring to talk about anime and videogames with students instead of making boring small talk with them(which is mostly just complaining about trivial things or telling lame stories from their personal lives).

>>714953759
Glad I stopped trying to woo the chatbot and just dropped all pretenses and stuck to using it to ERP

>>714968171
>>y-you are slightly different from the herd??
>>YOU ARE MENTALY ILL WEIRDO
Ironically that is exactly this. Human mind is a deviation already. Hence "normal" == "same as majority". Especially if you go with "everybody is equal" on any level.

>>714968457
Telling lame stories from personal life of students will at the very least give you the reputation of the untrustworthy. On the other hand others will stop bothering you with such stories.

>>714951601 (OP)
"schizoid" is not a word

>>714965806
>"that's what I look like?"
This one hit the hardest. I have occassionally had moments where I look at myself in the mirror and feel this odd realization that the object in the mirror is my body, whilst still not identifying with it as such. I suppose that's what they call "derealization."

>>714968650
then explain 21st century schizoid man

>>714968601
To be clear I meant the other teachers would tell me lame stories while I'd nod along and go "huh interesting".
I do the bare minimum social interaction with paras/teachers/administration and eat lunch alone in my classroom.

I'm genuinely disgusted by myself from knowing that I'm less capable at scoring pussy and normie-adjacent than an actual insane person.

>>714966943
>Why?
To achieve your goals, of course, a human can't live alone, and you don't just nod at other people
>And i don't trust others to something for myself as they would make mistakes, that would lead to my own irritation and the need to fix those mistakes myself anyway
You don't trust your barber?

>>714951601 (OP)
why does this comic portray retards like these magnetic and mysterious people that everyone is desperate to befriend? i mean who looks at what is essentially an asshole and thinks “wow i really want to break down his walls and get to know him better, i bet he’s a really fun person with so many interesting stories to tell!” literally nobody finds you interesting

>>714967684

>>714968053
You call chicken pox autism you flippant faggot.

>>714969618
Hey.
Genius.
They're just a quick way of establishing what would happen if these things occurred.
Do not think you're intelligent for having deconstructed it in this way.

>>714969618
"I can fix him" girls are real. They will treat you like an adopted child instead of a partner, though.

>>714964440
?The person in the image seems to be doing fine, just doesn't fit in with normalfag society.
Notice how happy see looks reading books alone.

>>714968074
Jokes aside, schizoids are probably amazing in trading because they can't really be bothered by the market fluctuations and stay true to their initial investment plan.

>>714963569
Personality disorders? No. You can get CBT, but the real question is - does it make you unhappy? If not, don't pay some kike to tell you you're crazy and demand 5 grand plus tip.

>>714965806
Start working out.
I shut my brain off for several ours at a time and run on autopilot as is, so I just made going to the gym a part of that process and a year later I actually feel secure in my looks.

>>714968864
That literally happens to everyone sometimes you're not special

I've been diagnosed with Aspergers (or ASD level 1, depending on who you talk to) but every time I see the specifications for this sort of schizotypal deal, I seem to fit those even more than "traditional" autism.
Makes me think classifying aspies as autists is the wrong way to go, because it's much more a middle ground between autism and being schizoid.

>>714970289
Good to know, honestly. Still a surreal experience.

>>714969202
>your barber
Who?

>>714954696
Shit.

>>714969618
Some normalfags will try to befriend anyone, have you never had a job?
I have colleagues who will not let up even after years of me being cold to them.

>>714970325
>I've been diagnosed with Aspergers
That hasn't been a thing for over a decade.
Stop coping, you're an autist like the rest of us.

>>714970713
Maybe in the US it hasn't. It was going out of fashion when I was diagnosed, but wasn't officially changed until a few years ago where I am.

>/v/ - Video Games

>going to a "specialist" to get diagnosed
Why bother? There's no treatment and any pills you take only break you further, in hopes that you can one day become retarded enough to classify as a normalfag.

>>714964440
it unironically is what it is. just try and savor what few pleasures god has left you. enjoy what you have and don’t worry so much about what you don’t have

>>714969618
>who looks at what is essentially an asshole and thinks “wow i really want to break down his walls and get to know him better, i bet he’s a really fun person with so many interesting stories to tell!”
Assholes can be charismatic.

>>714970851
yeah a lot of "mental issues" boil down to that individual not being good goy cattle for their masters
"Getting help" means you're a round peg that will be cut down to fit in the square hole

>>714970851
If you live in a rich country it can get you autismbux.

>>714970849
she is just like me

>>714970849
>me learning about video games I never intend to play just to talk shit about them more accurately

>>714970849
Reading left to right so I get the full schizo experience.

>>714951601 (OP)
Literally me, unironically.

>>714971078
Shizoid/autists can be great workers
>always on time, not ''sick'' every other week
>no drama
>does their job properly, no cutting corners
The only problem is the social aspect, which doesn't have to be a problem depending on the jerb.

>>714970851
Schizoids are a genetic dead ends no matter how you look at it. Just disconnect from the society and enjoy things you like

>>714965646
@FBI @CIA @NINTENDO DO SOMETHING

>>714971818
Honestly once you find yourself a wfh job, workingn is so easy. I've slaved away in pub kitchens and offices and crashed out a few times, but since wfh I've not had a single sick day and socializing is kept mainly to teams meetings and chats.
It's bliss.

>>714971628
schizoid, not schizophrenia
one is a detached loner, the other is batshit insane paranoid retard

>>714951601 (OP)

>>714971818
Sure, they can be great workers
But they're also prone to being abused for that trait
>You're working hard! Here's even more work!
>You're doing such a good job that you can go ahead and do the job of the rest of your department, while they fuck off and socialize
>Hey lil Schizoid, you're always on time and you never call off! How about we go ahead and schedule you 7 days this week? I know you won't complain :)

I've never had a job where you are rewarded for doing your job well, good workers get punished.

>>714965806
>bachelor's degree
Wait this is literally me
What do I do lol

>>714972030
Note that the single biggest determining factor for being schizoid is having a first-degree relative with schizophrenia

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7973465/

You're inheriting a diluted version of their madness; they also tend to be solitary and withdrawn but it's because they're working 24/7 on their chart of how the Bank of England is sending Keira Knightley to rape them unless they shoot the mayor of Milwaukee, determined solely through subliminal messages in Lucky Charms commercials

If she's asexual then why is she drawn as a sexual?

>>714972410
Yea, I think one of my grandmothers had schizophrenia. This is why I'm never having kids, wouldn't wish that shit on the worst enemy.

>>714958484
>mfw I tick all of these

>>714972486
Going to karaoke alone is where I'd draw the line personally. Or is it a japanese thing? The only way to actually sing without bothering anyone?

I have ‘tism and probably undiagnosed ADHD but I would rather saw my arm off than take meds

>>714965646
that’s honestly kinda cute. better than a lot of the other psychotic shit people do at stores

>>714970851
Knowledge of low level parts and how it influences high level experience is important. It's not about the pills, but moreso understanding how your body constructs your experience.
Having a professional who is trained to identify unconscious and subconscious influences can be helpful for those who have trouble seeing it on their own.

>>714965957
This is my favorite part about having brothers. I don’t have to worry about giving my parents grandchildren. I think they’re slowly starting to accept that I’m going to die alone

>>714951601 (OP)
When is something a personality disorder instead of just a personality?
What is the baseline personality aka the perfect normie?

>>714951601 (OP)
I spent two months in asylum because I tried to kill myself and they diagnosed me with Schizotypal personality disorder. What's that supposed to mean? What is this meme disease

>>714967684
>>714967931
>>714969664

>>714951601 (OP)
>>714954696
So I'm schizoid then, right down to the perverted sexual tastes that don't translate into IRL actions

>>714951601 (OP)
Every time I see this picture I wonder if I should go talk to the local shaman about this subject

>>714971631
I do this and look like this

>>714973053
For me, it was a moment of empathy, when I realized with horror that people actually like crowds and interactions
That not only does someone view the concept of shouting in a packed stadium or concert or being surrounded at a party as pleasurable as eating a meal or having an orgasm, well over 90% of humans feel this way!
That if you have to go out of the way to brace yourself, put on a brave face and pretend you want to be around others, getting it over as quick as you can, that if it doesn't come to you as naturally as breathing, you're objectively absolutely fucking demented

And so am I

>>714973053
>What is the baseline personality aka the perfect normie?
Someone like pic related? Before he realized something was wrong, obviously.

>>714972261
If you have a decent boss he will see you quietly putting in the work and not taking sick days to recover from partying and treat you well because of it.
Some cunts I've learned not to trust aside i have very kind coworkers.
Jobs are just a roll of the dice like that, gotta luck into a nice one.

>>714969618
Have you never had a job with co-workers you're forced to interact with on a daily basis?

Lol this is literally me
>i don't like loud noises and crowds
>btw i'm attending a F1 race next month

>>714971631
>>714970849
>>714973314
Here's another time she was Literally /v/

Remember not to ever trust what your head says after 11 PM, Anons

Jesus christ I still have this nightmare all these years later

I once got lost in the crowd while my class was moving from one room to the other and then I spent an hour just wandering around the school, peeking in each classroom and asking myself "Are those my classmates"

Nobody even stopped me or questioned me on it and the hole it burned in me is still there today

>>714968457
>talk about anime and videogames
You just millenial.

Wtf I'm mentally ill?
I want gibs now

hurm

>>714973819
>i know, its the guy with the broccoli hai-

>>714973846
Nope sorry you might actually be the perfect worker drone.

>>714973091
completely different thing

>>714973309
>local shaman

>>714973891
Isn't that an expected responce? Ppl never actually mean it when they ask you how you feel, it's just a convo starter so you just tell them "I'm good" and add some smalltalk if you feel like it

>>714970849
Is she hiding her power level?

these quaint little comics miss one very important symptom which is lack of drive. you tend to have neither internal motivation to do things and external motivations don't move you much because of the whole flattened emotions thing

i won't say it doesn't have its advantages but it can render you non-functional and dependent on others financially which sucks ass and can end up being fatal

>>714974159
That's not true. The perfect worker drone never actually works, but spends all of their time in the office playing an incomprehensible petty version of Game of Thrones with the apparent goal of establishing themselves as "team mom" and getting their coworkers fired

>>714973819
What grade? Sounds hard to believe.

>>714970389
>Doesnt even groom himself
Okay
>>714973470
Not him, but yeah small talk, smiling, and greeting each other is normal, and I don’t see anything wrong with that. It helps keep the harmony and makes the workplace feel warmer
Things can get annoying, though, when there's a forced “everyone should be close friends” meme like making everyone share the same hobby or follow a scheduled hangout routine

>>714973374
>put on a brave face and pretend you want to be around others, getting it over as quick as you can
Isn't that an entirely different thing?

>>714974302
What the fuck is hard to believe about that story

>>714974284
It sounds like you watched some tv show and assume all jobs are like that.

>>714974434
It sounds like you've never worked in an office

>>714974282
yeah. it's why there's always someone saying it's not a mental illness in these threads. those comics don't really show why schizoids are like this

Why Zoids though

>>714974485
I've worked at a lab, which is basically a office with fancy instruments and lab coats.
Worst thing that happened is female coworkers gossiping about eachother to me. (that happens at every job)

>>714974729
(2/3)

>>714965646
>My victims probably think it was caused by poor handling and in a way they're right.
this is literally something i would say
maybe we do all have the same malfunction

Ryo Yamada

>>714974824
did you draw this. i like it

>>714974824

>>714974915
no dipshit the same mangaka that did all the strips drew her super-detailed for some reason

I'm gonna beat you up for even asking that

>>714974354
He's probably just anxious avoidant or something.

>>714974985
thats not very chill money of you

>>714974159
When that happens I just use them as background noise and use the downtime to come up with a next joke or topic.

>>714974282
>>714974646
It varies. It's only a problem if it's so bad it negatively affects your life. Varying degrees of anhedonia.

>>714974282
>>714974646
Yeah, we just ask ourselves why 14 times in a row to ultimately decide it's not worth it and go back to simpler things.

>>714974417
You really had no one report you were missing, or a teacher stop you and ask where you're supposed to be, or saw the behavior manager or security guard patrolling the hallways? What shit place did you grow up in?

>>714975420
Philadelphia

>>714975420
what kind of nigger school has security guards patrolling lol

>>714974102
>>714973891
None of this is schizoid

>>714975569
Ah, my condolences.
>>714975576
Every school has them retard. The older and more kids you have the more guards you need.

>>714965693
Autist/schizoid who did shrooms a year ago here
It was hell
Demons were telling me to kill myself, saw God, the matrix, TV news were puppet shows, sports were toys, had panic attacks and was traumatized for weeks
My mistake for doing over 3g in one go
It was fine other times but that last one left me traumatized for weeks, it did kinda change my mindset to be better but I wouldn't say it unfuck my brain

>>714974729
Zoids are big in Japan.

>>714974282
People misunderstand motivation/drive and you do, too.

A person who sits on their ass all day is motivated and driven to do so. If you cannot see this you are just as blind as everyone else.

>>714975739
>Every school has them
do americans really?

>>714973819
Wow litteraly me

>>714974282
My entire life is subsidized by people who probably love me a little too much so I simply accept the reality of not having or wanting to change

>>714974417
Grok said it's not real.

>>714975784
What did the god want

>>714976047
You're telling me Euro schools do nothing to protect their children?

>>714951601 (OP)
>emotional flat
As long as she's chestly flat too, that's fine.

>>714976047
no
i have no idea what this retard is talking about
he must live in gary indiana or something

>>714964586
This is where I'm at too. I try to be friendly and as outgoing as my mentally ill ass can be, never had problems with anyone, and I feel like I get along well with my coworkers. We share inside jokes, hang out on break sometimes, etc.... but I've worked there for 4 years and I've never been invited out to do anything by anyone, even though I hear them talk about cookouts and get-togethers they're mutually attending, sometimes with half a dozen or more coworkers being at the party. I'm just tired of feeling defective and excluded and also wonder if this will be the year I finally get to stop feeling this way, and just be dead.

>>714964761
Per >>714958484, it says two of the covert features seen in interpersonal relations are being "hungry for love" and "intensely needy of involvement with others". How is "hungry for love" not a synonym for craving emotional intimacy?

>>714975739
>The older and more kids
You mean to say
>The older and more niggers

>>714974102
>never gets angry
Me except the cringy "I don't have hope in people" part. It's a blessing.

>>714976307
my school puts students at the gate to act as receptionists
they rotate on duty so everyone can spend a day there
some like it cause they skip class doing it

>>714976423
Even your little small town elementary school has some kind of security or police protection. It's just less visible.

>>714976307
we dont have niggers shooting up schools every day here

>>714976457
It's the schizoid dilemma. They can fantasize about relationships but if they get them they push away and end up alone again. Wonder what would happen if two schizoids got together.

>>714976681
>Wonder what would happen if two schizoids got together.
It's a beautiful thing as long as they agree on the most important conspiracies.

>>714976262
Nothing
It was a something like a pillar of light and it pure ecstasy
I call it God but it was probably just brain chemicals releasing pleasure, but it was the most non horny kind pleasure ever
The best part of the trip along with the pretty colors and visual effects, the rest was hell

>>714976663
I don't crash my car everyday but I still pay for car insurance.
Every school has some kind of security, it's the amount and visibility of it that varies.

>>714976813
>Every school has some kind of security
only in niggermutt land

>>714976641
incorrect but you made me look it up
i grew up in a ritzy neighborhood so i guess im just spoiled

>>714976876
>over 60%
And people claim the US isn't a failed country already.

>>714976457
I am very confident with the assertion that if you had a couple solid friends that you did things with fairly regularly, it wouldn't feel as intense —the feeling of exclusion.
Also why not flip the script? Invite some coworkers to catch a new movie, that way they get to experience you outside of work. Movies are good bc there isn't much interaction and people usually bring +1's which takes even more pressure off. Or maybe some other event that you're interested in.

What's most important is, are you interested in developing connections with these people?

>>714976876
Does this take local police being close by and regularly patrolling around the school into account?
Also you can have security that isn't armed.

>>714977002
it's just boomers with lead paint poising letting fear control their decision making
they'll die off pretty soon

>>714977102
had to go back in time for a more general security one
>local police being close by and regularly patrolling around the school into account
that's vague and completely unfalsifiable

>>714977002
We live rent free in your head forever thoughbeit.

>>714976876
>>714977332
>Yeah! Kill'em!

>>714977332
>unfalsifiable
You mean unquantifiable?