Thread 714957695

>>714957695 (OP)
All achievements are fake and gay

cheevo hunters are cattle. i encourage devs to make achivements as tedious, insulting, and difficult as possible; if it leads to even 1 person wising up and coming to the realization that trophy hunting is fucking stupid, it's worth it.

>>714957695 (OP)
I never cared for Steam achievements because you can cheat them with a flick of a switch, but it turns out you can pull the exact same shit on consoles.

>>714957858
I just don't buy the game if trophies are busted or extremely gay.
Fuck Clair Obscur for wanting people to do those godawful Gestral Games.

>>714958009
So, you're a slave to the cheevos?
I don't even think about cheevos when playing a game, I turn the notifications off

I play through games once and then SAM the rest.

Only legit fucking losers get every achievement legitimately.

>>714957695 (OP)
>"Finish a PvP season ranked top 1"
>It's the same 5 autists getting it every time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>714958089
No, the opposite.
There are far more games out that I want to play, than I have time to play.
This criteria helps me chop the list down.

>>714957695 (OP)
They're called "achievements" for a reason, anon. They're marks of your achievements in surpassing challenges.

>>714957695 (OP)
can't be very hard if that many people have them

>>714958009
>I just don't buy the game if
Do I look like a publisher to you?

>>714957695 (OP)
Multiplayer Achievements in general

I wish it was possible to disable achievement popups in steam.

>>714958352
THIS
THIS
THIS

>>714958352
Someone post the screencap about the Anon who griefed an achievement boosting community by being good at the game and refusing to sandbag for months on end, thus preventing people from getting the "Rank #1 in the World!" achievement

Achievements are fun. Mentally ill tendies are casualniggers will disagree but that's ok

How to get the 'had sex' cheevo without getting boosted? People give me weird looks for not having one yet.

>>714958265
>Achievement Unlocked: Welcome To The Game (step into the starter area)
>Achievement Unlocked: Your First Boss (kill your first boss)
>Achievement Unlocked: Kill ten quadrillion enemies

>>714957695 (OP)
I beat the game 4 times and finished a couple custom campaigns and never got the 50k one. I'm not sure what they were thinking.

>>714958547
Repeating OP doesn't change anything, anon. Achievements that are just milestones in normal game progression aren't challenges, but they're still marks of one's progression through the game. The massive hurdles are challenges and thus achievements for people who bother to do them. Quit fucking crying and move on.

>>714958547
People who enjoy playing for achievements in general don't like poorly designed achievements either, anon.

>>714958009
>Fuck Clair Obscur for wanting people to do those godawful Gestral Games.
I honestly cannot believe that someone on /v/ got filtered by those basic ass mini games. Holy shit my brother

>>714957695 (OP)
How were those bullshit? I rarely 100% games but I got all achievements for Hotline Miami 1 and 2 because they were fun and I liked the challenges. But if I can do that anyone can.

>>714958361
does disabling the Steam Overlay not remove the achievement popups?

>>714958956
Yes, but then you lose the overlay.

If after I finish the game I see an achievement I missed and it's something fun to do I'll do it
If it's something tedious like walk a million km despite it only going up 2% if you beat the game normally then I won't bother.
I played kh1fm recently and a few ask you to replay the game. I'm not going to do that.

>>714959063
but what do you use the overlay for?

"Kill one of the devs in an online match"

>>714957695 (OP)
i wish achievements were able to be disabled and hidden entirely from the UI. it really bothers me to see
>13/147 - 8% Completed
on a game that i beat twice. it's the same weird FOMO-like tactic that they use in games to highlight what DLC you're missing even if you didn't ask or it isn't relevant.
>inb4 piracy
i know. but i'm still asking for a toggle for legit games.

>>714959135
the transparent note feature is pretty good tbqhwyfam

>>714959286
what kind of games are you playing where you are in constant need of a transparent note feature and still get achievements to the point of being annoying?
you can disable the overlay for specific games you know

>>714958103
>cheating an easy game
lmao
how are you bad?

i got it just by playing

>>714959619
A lot of the other stuff was "play dis challenge map" which is just more of the same shit

>>714958536
grind gold and pay someone for it

>>714958956
Not for me. I'm using Linux though, maybe it's different on Windows.

>>714958103
only legit fucking losers care about achievements this much

This wasn't as hard as people make it out to be but goddamn is it fucking boring as hell. The game being a buggy piece of shit didn't help.

I have a lot of very annoying achievements done, might post a few

>>714960537
>grind gold
but they only allow me into the competitive sex scene after I had some casual matches?

>>714961548
Did (most) of the RE mainline games
yes even the multiplayer ones
no, none of the were SAM'd or cheated in in any way (really wish I had though for christ sake)

>>714957695 (OP)
the tf2 achievements for uploading youtube videos with 100k+ views

>>714957695 (OP)
>play a match with one of the developers
>multiplayer cheevs on games where online play ended 10 years ago
>easter egg cheevs that are created to be literally impossible to get unless you look up a guide

I didn't realize until to late that the achievement list for Borderlands 1 gets really bullshit right at the end. Do all the Mad Moxxie dlc bullshit which will take like multiple hours per single arena mode stage, and then the Claptrap DLC has like 10 different achievements tied to randomly dropped items with incredibly low drop rates that ONLY exist to unlock achievements. It's pissing me off because I was right near the end and I have that ... sunken cost thing going on. I don't want to just call it here, but the last few fucking suck.

>>714957695 (OP)
I just hate "replay" achievements, If I can beat something on super ultra mega hard I shouldn't need to replay the whole game on baby mode

>>714960170
>more of the same shit
NTA but you're saying bullshit trying to justify your own embarrassing behavior, you're a pathetic fuck.

achievements are fun if you don't stress about them. I only go for 100% if I really love the game AND the achievements are reasonable. of the last ~65 games I finished I 100%'d 6 of them

>>714961958
>win a game with this character during the year of the dragon

>>714957695 (OP)
those "kill 9999999999 enemies" achievements are definitely put in games just to fuck with cheevo hunters, and that amuses me

I like doing them on Hearts of Iron 4. Whenever a new DLC drops, it's what I look forward the most.
On most games, can't be arsed.

>>714963490
>it's leader
embarrassing but not surprising for parashit interactive

>>714958103
>calling anyone a loser
>doing this shit lmao
lmao

>>714957858
>tfw bought disgaea 5 just for trophies
>realize after starting postgame i need to spend 100+ hours grinding millions of HP and stats to not automatically die just from spawning against baal

>>714957695 (OP)
BS achievments is the main reason I have so few 100%s. I won't walk around the MCs house ten times backwards just for an achievment.

>>714963396
I don't think it's that, I think the publisher adds them to artificially lengthen the time people spend playing the game. If you want to call that fuck with achievement hunters then fair enough

>>714958536
Brute force

>>714963587
Swedes get a pass. They probably speak like 4 or 5 languages, it's no big deal if they get errors in English here and there.

>7% of players have 1,000 enemies killed achievement
>there's a fucking 10,000 enemies killed achievement

>>714958247
That's still being a slave to them, you're just a contrarian.

>>714957846
fpbp
OP deepthroats bags of dicks.

>>714957695 (OP)
>achievement for beating the first level
>30% of players got it
I never got it, by "players" do they mean people who have actively booted up the game, or do they just mean people who own it?

>>714963659
achievements only lengthen a game for the hunters

>>714958865
That one where you have to climb the wall is kind of a pain until you realize you can just run up the right side most of the way

>>714957695 (OP)
I only try to get all achievements if it's a game I genuinely enjoy.

>>714963834
Maybe I have a narrow view of what a hunter is but I think they make normal players try to get them too

>>714957858
I can tell you're upset because achievements expose your lack of skill.

>retard, you did not actually beat the game, try again
The true ending was the only achievement I've ever gotten that actually meant something to me.

>>714957695 (OP)
the ones where you have to complete the game within a given time limit
not only is speedrunning extremely gay, it's often ambiguous how exactly the time is being measured in the first place

I'm getting too old for this. I have given up ._.

>>714964396
dangerously based fellow nine sols 100%er

>>714961663
>100% 4RE and 8
>DLCs ruined it

>>714964519
Do you need to survive for 1 minute for the last achievement? I ddi the same as you but on Ipad 10 years ago.

>achievements require multiplayer
>multiplayer is dead

>>714957695 (OP)
Those achievements are fine though. They're only bullshit if you don't actually like the game enough to replay it.

>>714958150
>doing pvp in 14
Why even bother.

>>714964902
>Do you need to survive for 1 minute
yes just one minute

>>714966041
Because I'm not some pussy ass BITCH

>>714965981
>50.000 kills
i would say thats over the past of "fun"
even 10.000 in gears of wars was a pain

>>714966382
Based. Queueing up for Frontlines at 3AM with the same five psychos for that last mount like a real warrior while the lalafells spam /pet on your corpse. Cowards wouldn’t understand.

>>714966489
well hotline miami is heavily arcade inspired so that seems like one you would get again if you like the game enough to replay it over the years
grinding out achievements will never be fun

>>714957858
This but playing videogames.

>>714958865
>>714964065
The climbing wall was dead simple it took me 3 tries.

The Always Up climb though, that's Hella bullshit. There's no skill involved, it's a memory game. Hit the objects where the invisible grab boxes are.

>>714958865
>>714964065
The climbing wall was dead simple it took me 3 tries.

The Always Up climb though, that's Hella bullshit. There's no skill involved, it's a memory game. Hit the objects where the invisible grab boxes are.

Almost gave up at that point.

But I made it.


Fuck you op, I made an achievement just for you

>>714958361
It is. Just look in the settings a bit and it's there somewhere because they're off for me

>>714958103
IF they're losers, why are you trying to look like they do while refusing to put in the effort that they put into their hobby? You're not just a loser (for wanting 100% cheevos), you're a POSER.

>>714967078
I had to wrangle so many macacos and 3rd world monkeys alike to get those shitty achievements

Oh, one of them crashed? Too bad, fuck you

The killzone 2 one
You know the one

>>714967183
The dunwall city trials achievements in Dishonored were absolute bullshit, but I enjoyed doing them nonetheless.

>>714957695 (OP)
I got all those
I think I did 50,000 kills simply by playing through the game multiple times over the years and then doing one of the rat levels and shooting full blast before dying over and over

>>714967183
>>714967326
oops, meant to reply to OP not you

>>714957858
As long as they're not forced multiplayer, it's fine.
I love cheevo hunting.

the halo laso achievements are the most bullshit ever and should be banned

>>714958103
most pathetic poster itt

>>714967326
Wasn't that bad

except Headhunter

fuck Headhunter

>dead game that gets an update every blue moon
>adds incredibly annoying achievements
Every now and then I'm forced to reinstall this piece of shit game and play it's piece of shit missions without dying, finding all the stupid baubles hidden in bumfuck bushes with atleast another dumb fuck. Oh and now they added daily rewards and I need to get 7 of them.

Fuck off.

>>714958679
I actually used SAM for that one. Even after all A+ ranks, it was at like 20%.

>>714957695 (OP)
Love this one

but befriending everybody is bullshit

This shit sucked

>>714967447
laso is so bullshit it loops around to being good

>>714957695 (OP)
I hate all achievements and trophies. They trigger my autism so bad that i lose interest in the games and i never finish them because they stress me out too much.

>>714967447
I wanna do them coop but I haven't found anyone willing and I can't really fault them

>>714958509
sounds badass

>>714958509
>griefed
sounds like he's just playing the game better than others
you're not owed achievements you have to uhhhhhh achieve them

>>714958509
I don't have any images of it but I'm pretty sure this was ghost recon future soldier

>>714968159
i'd do them coop, but i don't have the time for it. i finished all the games on legendary back in covid when everyone was in isolation by playing like 10 hours a day straight. laso will probably take a year for me to complete even in coop.

Wouldn't have done that if not for the achievement incentive.

>>714958352
MP achievements and Timed achievements (there are such things) are the worst. I also hate DLC achievements, I'm not buying your dlc bro

People think the real challenge is finishing Mafia on classic, but the real challenge is the race mission with sim driving enabled.

>KCD
>Try out game in Hardcore
>Die once
>Rare achievement
Thanks I guess.

getting all the blast shards in infamous 1 without using a guide
>have to press in one of the sticks to ping ones in a small area around you
>there's 350

>>714957695 (OP)
Rayman legends has an achievement that requires you to do daily challenges for 3-4 months. Returnal is a roguelike and getting one of the rare rooms to spawn for full completion can take 20 hours

>>714969094
Talking about these games. The controls are so bad with that wonky physics. Prototype controls better, despite being the worse designed game

>>714969305
I liked how kinda floaty they felt

>>714957695 (OP)
Fuck Orteil and his furry porn for making all the secret purple achievements in Cookie Clicker required for 100% on Steam.

>>714957695 (OP)
Fuck Orteil and his furry porn alt for making all the secret purple achievements in Cookie Clicker required for 100% on Steam.

>Love game
>Want to 100% it
>It has some retarded multiplayer achievement even when the game is totally okay just being a single player game

>>714958103
>people that try for achievements for a fun challenge are losers but not me the guy who instead of just not bothering with them *has* to cheat them in so it looks like I did them.
?

>worked on a fairly popular AA game
>achievements were suggested via a shared whiteboard in one of the conference rooms
>if one sounded good, they asked the relevant team if they wanted to implement it (easier to do that then have one guy figure out how every bit of conbat/level/etc code worked to put them in himself)
>i was in gameplay design, mostly combat stuff
>cheevo for certian highly difficult combat task 95% of players will probably never attempt, not the HARDEST thing on earth, just a fair bit of work
>make it bugged intentionally
>check every few years
>still unpatched
>significant numbers of users on the platform its on have it anyways via cheating in 100%s
You'll never guess the game so ill never be caught.

>>714970009
mp achievements in non-multiplayer focused games are always horseshit.

I only do achievements on playstation because you can easily cheat on steam

In Cyberpunk Bombrush there's an achieve to hit a basketball into a net and you have to achieve this by specifically manuallying into the basketball, its fucking bullsiht. Took me like an hour. Its an achieve completely irrelevant to the game proper

>>714970176
cool story, bro

>>714958103
nigger calling the kettle black

>>714967447
>not grindy, does not require some "do it with a dev on the sixth day of the seventh month at 4:19 PM" just "do this challenge run"
What's the problem.

>>714957695 (OP)
>Just okay the game achievements are bullshit
Retard. The only bullshit ones (excluding multiplayer) are hyper specific that you can only do once per run

>>714957695 (OP)
RNG achievements are just plain awful

>>714967693
You don't have to do shit you fucking moron. How brown are you?

>>714963946
What's bullshit about that ?

Just don't do achievements you think are obnoxious? Do you not have autonomy?

>>714967693
Right developer, wrong game.

>>714966549
that sounds like fun

>>714957858
I still like achievements but there's some games that have a lot of brutally hard ones that I'm perfectly fine only having like half of them. VVVVVV and The End is Nigh come to mind.

>>714971805
>>not grindy
stopped reading

>>714973738
Do you need me to explain the difference between beating the game on a certain difficulty setting and achievements like
>kill 50,000 enemies
>build 500,000 units
>win 500 CtF matches
>find 300 flags