Thread 714962764

WHY SHE RETARDED? I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN LANN WITH ME.

>>714962764 (OP)
my wife

>>714962983
I only beaten the Maze, what other retarded companions are there besides Nenio?

>>714964074
they are all retarded except a very based one early on after you leave the city

>>714964730
Who is...?

I found it really fucking dumb that the evil option was to take her and the good option to take him.
Like, if I was an evil sorcerer, I still wouldn't fucking take her, because taking a back-stabbing imbecile is a bad decision no matter what side of the alignment chart you land on.

is this game any good? thinking of buying it from the sale.

>play as Lich
>do everything evil
>do absolutely EVERYTHING as evil and powerhungry as possible
>she STILL betrays me and gets vaporised on the spot in the demon realm

What did I do wrong bros?

>>714967673
I'm still getting used to the gameplay

>>714962764 (OP)
if you recruited her, it was you that was retarded. she lets you know how much of a sniveling little weasel bitch she is upfront. you wouldn't recruit a dude onto your team with those personality traits.

>>714962764 (OP)
You're the retard for taking her, you reap what you sow

>>714964074
the retarded elf girl and the "holds up spork" dragon if you do azata

>>714968141
>Disgusting mutant barely worth they arrow you ought to shoot through her head
>Well, since you are a 10/10 chad thundercock I guess you are good enough for me :)
why are w*men like this?

We love Wenduag here.
>>714966839
Regill or Greybor?

>>714962764 (OP)
After seeing Maraztards on a RT thread argue that it's okay to recruit the guy that almost killed you and to let him murder your own people for fun I'm starting to think that Wendubros are gonna be dethroned in terms of waifu/husbandofag retardation

>>714969758
Having a party of only good bois is boring, sometimes you need a chaotic faggot to spice things up

>>714962764 (OP)
she's retarded but is less annoying than lann who talks like a disney channel sitcom character

>>714970778
If you're a cuck that enjoys the presence of the guy that tortured and almost killed you then you do you, but don't try to convince people that it makes sense, especially by using retarded logic such as
>the people were going to die anyway, might as well let Marazhai do it

>>714968782
The real question is, why aren't men?

I'm actually going to buy this for the summer, should I really pick Lann over Wendu?

>>714962764 (OP)
I only ever play this game with custom companions because all the default ones are retarded.

Canon KC is;
>Aasimar
>Female
>Bard
>Chaotic Good
>Azata
>Romance Arue
>Ascension ending
>Impregnated with twins

>>714973969
It doesn't matter. For what it's worth I picked Wenduag and she became ol' reliable once I gave her a bow (but who doesn't)

>>714975136
Is she really as annoying as the thread implies?

>>714974661
Reminder that
>Arueshalae isn't a demon
>Arueshalae isn't a succubus
>Arueshalae lost her powers, this includes shapeshifting
>Her banter with Nenio discussing the race of your children with Nenio is exclusive to male commanders
bonus:
>her evil version gets offended if Woljif tells her to turn herself into a man, meaning that even if she could (she can't) she still wouldn't want to
Your tranny headcanon will never EVER be real

>>714974661
>Impregnated with twins
Arue or the KC?

>>714976885
Arue when playing MALE commanders, the KC if playing female and romancing Lann

>>714976541
Depends on how much of a waifutard you are

>>714975136
>gave her a bow
>not throwing axes
>not going shapeshifter
do you even pathfind bro?

>>714976748
Kiranda, the succubus in the Hellknight outpost shapeshifts into a man, there is no reason to believe Arue wouldn't be able to.

>>714978149
Kiranda is a demon, a succubus. Answer the question, why doesn't Arueshalae shapeshift in a dance of masks when the situation calls for it?
Why do you ignore that Arueshalae upon completing her questline becomes a mortal? She is not only not a demon anymore, but not even a succubus

>>714962764 (OP)
My retarded wife that I can fix with only a few dead innocents

>>714978343
>her evil version gets offended if Woljif tells her to turn herself into a man, meaning that even if she could (she can't) she still wouldn't want to
I was only responding to this. The game states that after her redemption she loses access to her demonic powers and becomes a simple mortal. She should lose her wings, tails and horns too but oh well.

>>714962764 (OP)
Me, the gay elf, and the rest mercenaries (I don't have sex with the gay elf but I appreciate the attention)

>>714967909
thats the most retarded crap she does.
>let me abandon this demi god for a lowly demon that said demigod has been effortlessy slaughtering through the ENTIRE game

>>714978641
Oh no, her evil version should still be capable of doing so since she goes back to being a regular demon, I meant that the good one can't, I should have worded it better
>She should lose her wings, tails and horns too but oh well
She wants to keep her wings so it's not stretch to assume that Desna simply left her appearance intact, that and Owlcat obviously isn't going to bother removing parts of her model just like they didn't bother removing her vampiric drain ability

>>714962983
Based spiderfucker

>>714967020
but lann would stil backstab you when he find out you are evil. She can still be useful on a leash or suicide mission

>>714979053
Not only does he not do that unless you play swarm, but even if you assume he will, Wenduag is a million times more likely to do so and she barely pretends otherwise

>>714962764 (OP)
Dude, look at those things on her back. She's fucking stupid. Don't pretend you didn't notice

Is rogue trader as bad about the weird evil slav waifus that have a ton of romance content despite the fact no one sane would ever not kill them

>>714979706
RT is lacking in psychopaths and cuckoldry but it makes up for it by having an asexual freak that treats you like shit and almost gets you killed

>>714971053
Lann is like two bad days away from suicide for like 70% of the game and he takes some pretty hot takes on a lot of characters. He straight up tells one cultist that he doesn't want to hear his "woe is me" sob story but he'll gladly put him out of his misery if he doesn't want to do it himself. That's not really the Disney brand.

I have played Pathfinder Tabletop plenty though I am not a powergamer and I don't really care about hyper-optimizing as long as I can complete the challenges the DM throws at me. I generally prefer to play as an interesting character and have a gimmick that informs their decisions.

With that in mind, how viable is playing as a Werewolf Shifter? I am aware Werecat is better in that regard, but I don't really know much about Shifter on the whole and mostly want to take the werewolf route because there's practically zero decent werewolf games out there and I think it would be an affliction that would be fun to roleplay even with the limited options available in WotR as I don't have tabletop friends anymore. Can you complete the game as this kind of character or is it just unfathomably bad?

>>714979053
Lann is Lawful Neutral, he doesn't care if you are evil as long as you treat him and his people well. Wenduag is a shady two-faced freak who will stab you in the back basically no matter what you do.

Actually play the game, Lann is a bro and as loyal as they come.

>>714980707
Lann definitely cares about evil, Owlcat is just lazy and they have no reactivity, you're never going to convince me that he would be okay with demon

>>714976885
The KC of course, Arue Bhalor breaker is strong enough to penetrate that mythic hymen

It might make more sense to take Lann but he's such a boring ass bitch. Wenduag is entertaining.

>>714980947
Lann is cool, Wendog is boring and pathetic

>>714976748
>being this mind broken
what causes this mental illness?
be glad none of you are like this tranny

Why didnt owlkeks go with the version from the tabletop, visually i mean?

>>714981263
Cope, your headcanon will kept being proven wrong and you'll have to keep replying to yourself pretending to be someone else

>>714981459
too ugly

Genuinely still don't know if I should go with Lann or Wendu (Neutral as possible 1st playthrough, Angel, plan to romance Arue). I know the half-elf is schizo, maybe 2 evil women is too much

>>714982271
Angel is lawful good
And if you look at everything she does in the prologue and genuinely hesitate for a second then you're too far gone

>>714982271
Obviously only Lann makes roleplaying sense unless you're baby eater evil

but that said elemental engine wendu works pretty well although like all elementalists they aren't enough help in the hardest part of unfair

>>714982390
>>714982467
Thank you anons

>>714982271
Wenduag if you're planning to romance (it's kino). Lann if you are anything but N/CN or Evil aligned (unless you are fine with cognitive dissonance).

>>714967673
it's ridiculously content dense and a first playthrough could easily take you 200 hours depending on how you approach side content

>>714962764 (OP)
>lynches a street urchin for stealing a loaf of bread
THANKS LANN
>curbstomps a Tiefling
YOU'RE SO AWESOME LANN

>>714983424
>>714982271
if you romance Wenduag as a good or LN character you constantly have to look the other way while she keeps murdering people, giving her free passes
she also acts like a schizo with two personalities because her quest and her romance clash wit each other, but this has nothing to do with your character's morality

>>714982271
as much as people are justified in shitting on Wenduag she still doesn't come close to how fucking evil Camellia is

>>714962764 (OP)
she's a woman

never played a crpg, but got this game because it looked like a good time and it was cheap
Should I play Real time with pause or keep going with Turn Based? Does anyone know where can I check my roll bonuses when attacking?

I like my wife spider cat

>>714986237
rtwp for trash fights, turn based for real fights

>>714968616
You better fucking retract that bit about the dragon this second !

>>714981459
What version

Id need to see samples

>>714985749
Commander, it's 4 o'clock. Time to eat the moss.

Wenduag romance is the only thing even remotely making me want to play this game. Am I uninformed and mentally unwell?