Thread 714967242 - /v/ [Archived: 398 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:15:24 PM No.714967242
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>one week until release
>no hype
What went wrong?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:16:47 PM No.714967331
gameplay centric games get zero hype here, doesnt mean people wont play it though
Replies: >>714967780 >>714970221 >>714974976 >>714977174
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:22:26 PM No.714967648
>>714967242 (OP)
New console's second system seller, not as wide a hype base
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:25:02 PM No.714967776
>>714967242 (OP)
Game's taken too long to release. Insane there's still week and a half until release.

It should have come out a week after the Direct for it.
Replies: >>714970820 >>714973246
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:25:02 PM No.714967778
>>714967242 (OP)
There's like 10 threads a day. Why lie?
Replies: >>714970734
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:25:03 PM No.714967780
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>>714967331
>gameplay centric games
Nintendo games are 6-12 hours of casual gameplay aimed at people who never played a video game before for $80. Do you really believe the shit you're spewing?
Replies: >>714967875 >>714968003 >>714969028 >>714969251 >>714975002
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:25:32 PM No.714967804
Kill yourself "Sean" you will be always a wrong retard
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:27:04 PM No.714967875
>>714967780
odyssey was 60 hours nice try though
Replies: >>714970589
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:29:15 PM No.714968003
>>714967780
Thats irrelevant to my point
Deltarune is a 4 hour game aimed at casuals that have neevr played a game before and /v/ cant stop talking about it thanks to it being story centric
If you want your game to get threads make it story centric, or add hot lolis, which is the only reason bananza ot aby threads at all to begin with
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:46:37 PM No.714969028
>>714967780
>I don't play video games and know nothing on the subject whatsoever
How do you retards even end up there
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:49:28 PM No.714969194
I'm still on the switch 1
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:50:11 PM No.714969251
>>714967780
>6-12 hours
>Post trans characters

Man they out themselves every single time, gacha players are the worse
Replies: >>714969474
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:52:09 PM No.714969384
>>714968003
Deltarune is MUCH longer than four hours. Even if you're hauling ass.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:53:33 PM No.714969474
>>714969251
nta but 6-12 hours is less than a free gacha story patch these days.
Replies: >>714970271
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:54:15 PM No.714969528
>>714967242 (OP)
Spamming the punch buttton to break some dirt is going to get old VERY fast. And they went and made an entire game around it. There's a good reason this mechanic isn't more common in games.
Replies: >>714969695 >>714969820 >>714970671
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:56:37 PM No.714969695
>>714969528
>Spamming the punch buttton to break some dirt is going to get old VERY fast
Then stop spamming you fucking retard
>And they went and made an entire game around it. There's a good reason this mechanic isn't more common in games
Sure, anon. Thats the reason...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:58:35 PM No.714969820
>>714969528
People with autism are going to try to destroy everything and it's going to really sour them on the experience because they're going to destroy the pacing for themselves. It's the open world exploration conundrum but in a game that shouldn't have that sort of issue.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:04:54 PM No.714970221
>>714967331
/thread
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:05:34 PM No.714970271
>>714969474
Length =/= quality, obviously.

12 hours doesn't even cover the amount of abysmal dialogue you're forced to mash through in a Gacha game, followed by its auto-play "gameplay".
Replies: >>714970448
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:08:27 PM No.714970448
>>714970271
never play tales of arise because that devolves into the same autoing to read abysmal dialogue.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:10:50 PM No.714970589
>>714967875
you now remember that Super Mario Odyssey came out 12 years ago
Replies: >>714970659 >>714977524
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:11:57 PM No.714970659
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>>714970589
>2017 was 20 years ago
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:12:07 PM No.714970671
>>714969528
>Spamming the punch buttton to break some dirt is going to get old VERY fast.
Minecraft is the best selling game of all time BTW
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:12:29 PM No.714970698
>>714967242 (OP)
It's almost like if you treat a franchise like shit for 20 years people stop caring about it.
Replies: >>714973403
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:13:06 PM No.714970734
>>714967778
Because ragebait
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:14:41 PM No.714970820
>>714967776
why the fuck wasn’t DK a launch title? My theory is that they launched with just one game, MK so everybody had to buy it. Then they wanted everybody to play that for a month and get desperate for a new game so it’s guaranteed EVERY switch 2 owner will buy DK
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:14:47 PM No.714970826
>0 (zero) yuzu threads
>0 (zero) xci links
damn ninty fell off fr
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:15:32 PM No.714970867
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Literally everyone is hyped as fuck, and the game has already shown itself to be pure unadulterated LUDO SOVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aejyZdorBc
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:16:08 PM No.714970895
>>714970820
>Then they wanted everybody to play that for a month and get desperate for a new game so it’s guaranteed EVERY switch 2 owner will buy DK
This has been their strategy for a while.
Replies: >>714971037 >>714971138
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:17:36 PM No.714970969
>>714970820
It’s the first fully 3D DK game since 64, it was going to sell regardless. It most likely wasn’t ready for release with the console hence the month delay. Still is an odd choice
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:18:37 PM No.714971037
>>714970895
It makes sense. I mean even Pikmin 4 which was once a niche underdog franchise sold like 8m copies
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:18:41 PM No.714971047
>>714970867
>DK... Only you may wield the Banado
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:20:14 PM No.714971138
>>714970895
>buy a gamecube
>forced to buy luigi's mansion
>smash comes out the next month, forced to buy that
>pikmin the month after
>forced to buy that again
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:24:05 PM No.714971348
>>714970820
That's what they did for the Switch 1. Release just 1 game ever month so people have to buy it. There's simply nothing else to play.
Replies: >>714971421 >>714977095
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:24:39 PM No.714971384
>>714971138
>he didn’t buy wave race blue storm
uhhhh anon?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:25:18 PM No.714971421
>>714971348
How long do you have to wait for Playstation exclusives?
Replies: >>714971520 >>714973974
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:26:07 PM No.714971480
>>714971138
Nobody bought a Gamecube at release lol
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:26:53 PM No.714971520
>>714971421
I don't own any current-gen console. Only an idiot would. I dropped Nintendo the moment they added paid online.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:27:45 PM No.714971578
>>714967242 (OP)
Do people hype up platformers?
I feel like they just come out and people go "yep, this game is great" after playing it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:28:36 PM No.714971623
>>714967242 (OP)
mario kart world revealed nintendo's hand, they have no idea what they're doing and their games are getting worse with every iteration. This will be the worst donkey kong game since barrel blast and king of swing.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:32:24 PM No.714971854
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>picture related about to release
>no hype
What went wrong with OP? What is his malfunction?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:34:16 PM No.714971985
>>714967242 (OP)
No K. Rool no buy
Simple as.
Replies: >>714972785
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:36:55 PM No.714972139
When's reviews drop? So that I know when to expect the seething.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:38:15 PM No.714972232
I can get it for 49€, might as well grab it. Worst comes to worst, Nintendo games don't devalue, I'll resell it for what I paid it for, maybe even a bit more.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:47:11 PM No.714972785
>>714971985
What if K. Rool is in it but he undergoes a humiliation ritual
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:48:49 PM No.714972891
>>714972139
82-85. screenshot this post.
Replies: >>714973002 >>714973078
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:49:27 PM No.714972939
>>714972139
next week Wednesday, prolly
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:50:20 PM No.714973002
>>714972891
82-85 for a nintendo games means it's complete shit, it won't get less than 90.
Replies: >>714973078 >>714973114
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:51:22 PM No.714973078
>>714972891
>>714973002
93-96. It's got to much positive word.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:51:50 PM No.714973114
>>714973002
it looks too formulaic with the systems copied from other games that it will be compared to. nintendo usually stays in their own lane without adding stuff like equipment and skill trees to a dk game.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:51:52 PM No.714973118
>>714967242 (OP)
nobody actually cares about donkey kong games lol. and well, the new kong design looks like a soiboi
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:51:59 PM No.714973135
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>>714972785
Cranky will find him and defeat K.Rool himself and end up as a postgame minigame host for Bananza's equivalent to the balloon hunt
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:53:50 PM No.714973246
>>714967776
>week and a half until release.
Nigger, its 8 days. Stop being so fucking dramatic
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:55:18 PM No.714973334
I have insider info. This will be a 98 or even 99 on metacritic.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:56:17 PM No.714973403
>>714970698
>treat a franchise like shit for 20 years
Wasn't the last game well received by fans though? It certainly came out less than 20 years ago.
Replies: >>714973798 >>714973810
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:56:54 PM No.714973437
The Direct sold me. Who's on the music, by the way?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:02:22 PM No.714973798
>>714973403
Returns and Tropical Freeze were very good, and came out less than 20 years ago, but they were also both terrified of being Donkey Kong games and stripped everything nearly to the bare minimum (only a step above Jungle Beat which was even barer minumum, with Koizumi saying the only characters they saw as essential were DK and "the Banana")
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:02:33 PM No.714973810
>>714973403
Tropical Freeze came out in 2014 so while not 20, it’s still over a decade old. And then we got a half assed switch port of it in 2018 and then a full priced, half assed, switch port of a Wii/DS game
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:04:41 PM No.714973952
That reminds me, does Tropical Freeze or Returns get upgrades on Switch 2?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:04:56 PM No.714973974
>>714971421
>b-but PlayStation!?
the gaps in between first party Sony games are further and few in between yes but this thread is about Nintendo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:05:01 PM No.714973980
i saw some twitter dudes getting this for $12 with target coupons. I'll actually buy it if I can figure out how they managed that. I picked up a Switch 2 and never unboxed it and will probably regret it until Duskbloods comes out, then regret it even harder.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:07:53 PM No.714974186
>>714970671
In Minecraft you HOLD the mouse click to make a tunnel, not spam it. And Minecraft has a lot more going for it then "grab the banana".
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:17:49 PM No.714974976
>>714967331
fpbp
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:18:11 PM No.714975002
Sean Malstrom On Donkey Kong Bananza
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>>714967780
I play games for CONTENT, not gameplay.

Gameplay was perfected with Mario 3 and everything else since has just been worthless.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:19:20 PM No.714975092
I'm just waiting for the pauline porn
Replies: >>714975140
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:20:06 PM No.714975140
>>714975092
Based bestiality enjoyer
Replies: >>714975595
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:20:07 PM No.714975142
It looks like cheap chink shovelware, no one would give a fuck about this is it wasn't made by Shittutento
Replies: >>714975339 >>714975470
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:20:39 PM No.714975172
>>714975002
Imagine actually typing and posting this shit out and not feeling immense cringe.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:22:36 PM No.714975339
>>714975142
most of the later year switch games feel like this to me. We have entered Nintendo’s soulless era
Replies: >>714975470
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:22:40 PM No.714975347
Keep crying.
sage
7/9/2025, 5:23:56 PM No.714975470
>>714975142
>>714975339
weird samefag
Replies: >>714975952
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:25:27 PM No.714975595
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>>714975140
There's already a bit of onmodel and offmodel art and I'm cooming to both
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:29:53 PM No.714975952
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>>714975470
nah. But tell me more about how super princess peach showtime is totally a $60 AAA experience
Replies: >>714976191
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:32:58 PM No.714976191
>>714975952
Everytime this shit is posted you know the nail was hit on the head. You're pathetic.
Replies: >>714976529
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:37:52 PM No.714976529
>>714976191
Anon you can’t argue that the tail end of the switch games were full on soulless like Mario tennis? Or even Switch Sports. They went full “fuck you you’ll buy it anyway” mode
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:40:12 PM No.714976692
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>>714967242 (OP)
NO K ROOL

NO K BUY
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:43:12 PM No.714976872
>>714976529
Aces was good, though. ill give you that 2024 was pretty dog in terms of releases, though.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:44:30 PM No.714976973
>>714976529
>Mario tennis?
That came out in 2018. You're probably thinking of the Golf one, which was soulless crap
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:46:16 PM No.714977095
>>714971348
I enjoy that tho.
Makes me play a game and get all worth out of it before buying the next game.
Stops the hoarding of games and all that
Replies: >>714977358
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:47:37 PM No.714977174
>>714967331
FPBP

There is no controversy so /v/ doesn't care. Barely anyone here plays games, specially Nintendo games since those are too expensive for the street shitters here.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:48:52 PM No.714977249
i genuinely think donkey kong is a bad franchise and dk himself is an ugly character.
i actually think bananza is technologically interesting because of its destruction mechanics, but i will not buy it because it has dk on the cover
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:49:41 PM No.714977312
this is the only game that might stand a chance against E33
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:50:10 PM No.714977347
>>714967242 (OP)
Because I still can’t get a fucking console the scalping vultures got them all. Not paying $700 for a $450 console
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:50:14 PM No.714977358
>>714977095
It stopped me from buying games for several months straight because nothing interested me. I had BOTW, Mario Kart, and Splatoon for the first year.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:52:16 PM No.714977524
>>714970589
>>714970659
I assume you both are joking but your math is way off. It's 8 years ago
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:03:42 PM No.714978345
WHERE ARE DE LEAKS!
Replies: >>714978593
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:06:49 PM No.714978593
>>714978345
I estimate they will be here in about 5-6 days.
We got Super Mario Odyssey's ending on October 25th, I'm assuming it will be the same for Donkey Kong Bananza, if not, earlier.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:06:49 PM No.714978595
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>>714967242 (OP)
I, will be buying
Replies: >>714979649
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:20:37 PM No.714979649
>>714978595
ugly gremlin
Replies: >>714979825
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:22:52 PM No.714979825
>>714979649
Why would you insult her like that?