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Anonymous No.714967242 [Report] >>714967648 >>714967776 >>714967778 >>714969528 >>714970698 >>714971578 >>714971623 >>714971985 >>714973118 >>714976692 >>714977347 >>714978595
>one week until release
>no hype
What went wrong?
Anonymous No.714967331 [Report] >>714967780 >>714970221 >>714974976 >>714977174
gameplay centric games get zero hype here, doesnt mean people wont play it though
Anonymous No.714967648 [Report]
>>714967242 (OP)
New console's second system seller, not as wide a hype base
Anonymous No.714967776 [Report] >>714970820 >>714973246
>>714967242 (OP)
Game's taken too long to release. Insane there's still week and a half until release.

It should have come out a week after the Direct for it.
Anonymous No.714967778 [Report] >>714970734
>>714967242 (OP)
There's like 10 threads a day. Why lie?
Anonymous No.714967780 [Report] >>714967875 >>714968003 >>714969028 >>714969251 >>714975002
>>714967331
>gameplay centric games
Nintendo games are 6-12 hours of casual gameplay aimed at people who never played a video game before for $80. Do you really believe the shit you're spewing?
Anonymous No.714967804 [Report]
Kill yourself "Sean" you will be always a wrong retard
Anonymous No.714967875 [Report] >>714970589
>>714967780
odyssey was 60 hours nice try though
Anonymous No.714968003 [Report] >>714969384
>>714967780
Thats irrelevant to my point
Deltarune is a 4 hour game aimed at casuals that have neevr played a game before and /v/ cant stop talking about it thanks to it being story centric
If you want your game to get threads make it story centric, or add hot lolis, which is the only reason bananza ot aby threads at all to begin with
Anonymous No.714969028 [Report]
>>714967780
>I don't play video games and know nothing on the subject whatsoever
How do you retards even end up there
Anonymous No.714969194 [Report]
I'm still on the switch 1
Anonymous No.714969251 [Report] >>714969474
>>714967780
>6-12 hours
>Post trans characters

Man they out themselves every single time, gacha players are the worse
Anonymous No.714969384 [Report]
>>714968003
Deltarune is MUCH longer than four hours. Even if you're hauling ass.
Anonymous No.714969474 [Report] >>714970271
>>714969251
nta but 6-12 hours is less than a free gacha story patch these days.
Anonymous No.714969528 [Report] >>714969695 >>714969820 >>714970671
>>714967242 (OP)
Spamming the punch buttton to break some dirt is going to get old VERY fast. And they went and made an entire game around it. There's a good reason this mechanic isn't more common in games.
Anonymous No.714969695 [Report]
>>714969528
>Spamming the punch buttton to break some dirt is going to get old VERY fast
Then stop spamming you fucking retard
>And they went and made an entire game around it. There's a good reason this mechanic isn't more common in games
Sure, anon. Thats the reason...
Anonymous No.714969820 [Report]
>>714969528
People with autism are going to try to destroy everything and it's going to really sour them on the experience because they're going to destroy the pacing for themselves. It's the open world exploration conundrum but in a game that shouldn't have that sort of issue.
Anonymous No.714970221 [Report]
>>714967331
/thread
Anonymous No.714970271 [Report] >>714970448
>>714969474
Length =/= quality, obviously.

12 hours doesn't even cover the amount of abysmal dialogue you're forced to mash through in a Gacha game, followed by its auto-play "gameplay".
Anonymous No.714970448 [Report]
>>714970271
never play tales of arise because that devolves into the same autoing to read abysmal dialogue.
Anonymous No.714970589 [Report] >>714970659 >>714977524
>>714967875
you now remember that Super Mario Odyssey came out 12 years ago
Anonymous No.714970659 [Report] >>714977524
>>714970589
>2017 was 20 years ago
Anonymous No.714970671 [Report] >>714974186
>>714969528
>Spamming the punch buttton to break some dirt is going to get old VERY fast.
Minecraft is the best selling game of all time BTW
Anonymous No.714970698 [Report] >>714973403
>>714967242 (OP)
It's almost like if you treat a franchise like shit for 20 years people stop caring about it.
Anonymous No.714970734 [Report]
>>714967778
Because ragebait
Anonymous No.714970820 [Report] >>714970895 >>714970969 >>714971348
>>714967776
why the fuck wasn’t DK a launch title? My theory is that they launched with just one game, MK so everybody had to buy it. Then they wanted everybody to play that for a month and get desperate for a new game so it’s guaranteed EVERY switch 2 owner will buy DK
Anonymous No.714970826 [Report]
>0 (zero) yuzu threads
>0 (zero) xci links
damn ninty fell off fr
Anonymous No.714970867 [Report] >>714971047
Literally everyone is hyped as fuck, and the game has already shown itself to be pure unadulterated LUDO SOVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aejyZdorBc
Anonymous No.714970895 [Report] >>714971037 >>714971138
>>714970820
>Then they wanted everybody to play that for a month and get desperate for a new game so it’s guaranteed EVERY switch 2 owner will buy DK
This has been their strategy for a while.
Anonymous No.714970969 [Report]
>>714970820
It’s the first fully 3D DK game since 64, it was going to sell regardless. It most likely wasn’t ready for release with the console hence the month delay. Still is an odd choice
Anonymous No.714971037 [Report]
>>714970895
It makes sense. I mean even Pikmin 4 which was once a niche underdog franchise sold like 8m copies
Anonymous No.714971047 [Report]
>>714970867
>DK... Only you may wield the Banado
Anonymous No.714971138 [Report] >>714971384 >>714971480
>>714970895
>buy a gamecube
>forced to buy luigi's mansion
>smash comes out the next month, forced to buy that
>pikmin the month after
>forced to buy that again
Anonymous No.714971348 [Report] >>714971421 >>714977095
>>714970820
That's what they did for the Switch 1. Release just 1 game ever month so people have to buy it. There's simply nothing else to play.
Anonymous No.714971384 [Report]
>>714971138
>he didn’t buy wave race blue storm
uhhhh anon?
Anonymous No.714971421 [Report] >>714971520 >>714973974
>>714971348
How long do you have to wait for Playstation exclusives?
Anonymous No.714971480 [Report]
>>714971138
Nobody bought a Gamecube at release lol
Anonymous No.714971520 [Report]
>>714971421
I don't own any current-gen console. Only an idiot would. I dropped Nintendo the moment they added paid online.
Anonymous No.714971578 [Report]
>>714967242 (OP)
Do people hype up platformers?
I feel like they just come out and people go "yep, this game is great" after playing it.
Anonymous No.714971623 [Report]
>>714967242 (OP)
mario kart world revealed nintendo's hand, they have no idea what they're doing and their games are getting worse with every iteration. This will be the worst donkey kong game since barrel blast and king of swing.
Anonymous No.714971854 [Report]
>picture related about to release
>no hype
What went wrong with OP? What is his malfunction?
Anonymous No.714971985 [Report] >>714972785
>>714967242 (OP)
No K. Rool no buy
Simple as.
Anonymous No.714972139 [Report] >>714972891 >>714972939
When's reviews drop? So that I know when to expect the seething.
Anonymous No.714972232 [Report]
I can get it for 49€, might as well grab it. Worst comes to worst, Nintendo games don't devalue, I'll resell it for what I paid it for, maybe even a bit more.
Anonymous No.714972785 [Report] >>714973135
>>714971985
What if K. Rool is in it but he undergoes a humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.714972891 [Report] >>714973002 >>714973078
>>714972139
82-85. screenshot this post.
Anonymous No.714972939 [Report]
>>714972139
next week Wednesday, prolly
Anonymous No.714973002 [Report] >>714973078 >>714973114
>>714972891
82-85 for a nintendo games means it's complete shit, it won't get less than 90.
Anonymous No.714973078 [Report]
>>714972891
>>714973002
93-96. It's got to much positive word.
Anonymous No.714973114 [Report]
>>714973002
it looks too formulaic with the systems copied from other games that it will be compared to. nintendo usually stays in their own lane without adding stuff like equipment and skill trees to a dk game.
Anonymous No.714973118 [Report]
>>714967242 (OP)
nobody actually cares about donkey kong games lol. and well, the new kong design looks like a soiboi
Anonymous No.714973135 [Report]
>>714972785
Cranky will find him and defeat K.Rool himself and end up as a postgame minigame host for Bananza's equivalent to the balloon hunt
Anonymous No.714973246 [Report]
>>714967776
>week and a half until release.
Nigger, its 8 days. Stop being so fucking dramatic
Anonymous No.714973334 [Report]
I have insider info. This will be a 98 or even 99 on metacritic.
Anonymous No.714973403 [Report] >>714973798 >>714973810
>>714970698
>treat a franchise like shit for 20 years
Wasn't the last game well received by fans though? It certainly came out less than 20 years ago.
Anonymous No.714973437 [Report]
The Direct sold me. Who's on the music, by the way?
Anonymous No.714973798 [Report]
>>714973403
Returns and Tropical Freeze were very good, and came out less than 20 years ago, but they were also both terrified of being Donkey Kong games and stripped everything nearly to the bare minimum (only a step above Jungle Beat which was even barer minumum, with Koizumi saying the only characters they saw as essential were DK and "the Banana")
Anonymous No.714973810 [Report]
>>714973403
Tropical Freeze came out in 2014 so while not 20, it’s still over a decade old. And then we got a half assed switch port of it in 2018 and then a full priced, half assed, switch port of a Wii/DS game
Anonymous No.714973952 [Report]
That reminds me, does Tropical Freeze or Returns get upgrades on Switch 2?
Anonymous No.714973974 [Report]
>>714971421
>b-but PlayStation!?
the gaps in between first party Sony games are further and few in between yes but this thread is about Nintendo
Anonymous No.714973980 [Report]
i saw some twitter dudes getting this for $12 with target coupons. I'll actually buy it if I can figure out how they managed that. I picked up a Switch 2 and never unboxed it and will probably regret it until Duskbloods comes out, then regret it even harder.
Anonymous No.714974186 [Report]
>>714970671
In Minecraft you HOLD the mouse click to make a tunnel, not spam it. And Minecraft has a lot more going for it then "grab the banana".
Anonymous No.714974976 [Report]
>>714967331
fpbp
Anonymous No.714975002 [Report] >>714975172
>>714967780
I play games for CONTENT, not gameplay.

Gameplay was perfected with Mario 3 and everything else since has just been worthless.
Anonymous No.714975092 [Report] >>714975140
I'm just waiting for the pauline porn
Anonymous No.714975140 [Report] >>714975595
>>714975092
Based bestiality enjoyer
Anonymous No.714975142 [Report] >>714975339 >>714975470
It looks like cheap chink shovelware, no one would give a fuck about this is it wasn't made by Shittutento
Anonymous No.714975172 [Report]
>>714975002
Imagine actually typing and posting this shit out and not feeling immense cringe.
Anonymous No.714975339 [Report] >>714975470
>>714975142
most of the later year switch games feel like this to me. We have entered Nintendo’s soulless era
Anonymous No.714975347 [Report]
Keep crying.
sage No.714975470 [Report] >>714975952
>>714975142
>>714975339
weird samefag
Anonymous No.714975595 [Report]
>>714975140
There's already a bit of onmodel and offmodel art and I'm cooming to both
Anonymous No.714975952 [Report] >>714976191
>>714975470
nah. But tell me more about how super princess peach showtime is totally a $60 AAA experience
Anonymous No.714976191 [Report] >>714976529
>>714975952
Everytime this shit is posted you know the nail was hit on the head. You're pathetic.
Anonymous No.714976529 [Report] >>714976872 >>714976973
>>714976191
Anon you can’t argue that the tail end of the switch games were full on soulless like Mario tennis? Or even Switch Sports. They went full “fuck you you’ll buy it anyway” mode
Anonymous No.714976692 [Report]
>>714967242 (OP)
NO K ROOL

NO K BUY
Anonymous No.714976872 [Report]
>>714976529
Aces was good, though. ill give you that 2024 was pretty dog in terms of releases, though.
Anonymous No.714976973 [Report]
>>714976529
>Mario tennis?
That came out in 2018. You're probably thinking of the Golf one, which was soulless crap
Anonymous No.714977095 [Report] >>714977358
>>714971348
I enjoy that tho.
Makes me play a game and get all worth out of it before buying the next game.
Stops the hoarding of games and all that
Anonymous No.714977174 [Report]
>>714967331
FPBP

There is no controversy so /v/ doesn't care. Barely anyone here plays games, specially Nintendo games since those are too expensive for the street shitters here.
Anonymous No.714977249 [Report]
i genuinely think donkey kong is a bad franchise and dk himself is an ugly character.
i actually think bananza is technologically interesting because of its destruction mechanics, but i will not buy it because it has dk on the cover
Anonymous No.714977312 [Report]
this is the only game that might stand a chance against E33
Anonymous No.714977347 [Report]
>>714967242 (OP)
Because I still can’t get a fucking console the scalping vultures got them all. Not paying $700 for a $450 console
Anonymous No.714977358 [Report]
>>714977095
It stopped me from buying games for several months straight because nothing interested me. I had BOTW, Mario Kart, and Splatoon for the first year.
Anonymous No.714977524 [Report]
>>714970589
>>714970659
I assume you both are joking but your math is way off. It's 8 years ago
Anonymous No.714978345 [Report] >>714978593
WHERE ARE DE LEAKS!
Anonymous No.714978593 [Report]
>>714978345
I estimate they will be here in about 5-6 days.
We got Super Mario Odyssey's ending on October 25th, I'm assuming it will be the same for Donkey Kong Bananza, if not, earlier.
Anonymous No.714978595 [Report] >>714979649
>>714967242 (OP)
I, will be buying
Anonymous No.714979649 [Report] >>714979825
>>714978595
ugly gremlin
Anonymous No.714979825 [Report]
>>714979649
Why would you insult her like that?