Do you ever game with friends IRL anymore or is it all online?
Hard mode: No LAN or Nintendo

Friends?

Source is Ie ga Shike Sugite Haete Kita Genkaku Yuuhatsu Suru Kinoko o Goshoku Shite Hatsujou Shita Ato no Are ya Kore

>>714970046
How the fuck do japs even say this shit

>>714968552 (OP)
I don't have friends irl or online

>>714970115
They go "Ie ga Shike Sugite Haete Kita Genkaku Yuuhatsu Suru Kinoko o Goshoku Shite Hatsujou Shita Ato no Are ya Kore" with japanese phonetics and shit

>>714970115
Ie = eeyeh
ga = ga ('g' pronounced the same way as the 'g' from "gulp", written as "-g-" from now on)
Shike = shee-ke
Sugite = zuuu-g-ee-te
Haete = ha-eh?-te
Kita = key-ta
Genkaku = -g-enkackooh
Yuuhatsu = yuuu-hah!-tshuuu
Suru = Se (pronounced as the 'se' from "sewer") ru (pronounced as the 'ru' from "rude")
Kinoko = kino-koh
o = oh, but don't pronounce the 'h'
Goshoku = go-show-kuu
Shite = shee (from "sheesh") te (pronounced as the 'te' from "television")
Hatsujou = hah!-tshuuu-jo (pronounced as the 'jo' from "joke")
Shita = shee (from "sheesh") ta (pronounced as the 'ta' from "talk")
Ato = ah!-tow
no = no (pronounced as the 'no' from "kino")
Are = ah!-reh
ya = yah, without the 'h'
Kore = core-rey, without the 'y'

>>714968552 (OP)
Once every few years, that shit sucks as you get older. Everyone moves with time, and it becomes a colossal effort to assemble the gang

If you have friends nearby or live adjacent to them in dorms, enjoy playing together while you can and make an effort to do it since it doesn't last forever. Some genres like fighting games lose a lot of magic when you aren't playing next to friends

>>714970403
based

>>714969292
Yeah, you know, people that you share interests with?

>>714970403
:(

back in middle school me and the boys would get together after school for a few league games

>>714971416
Like 5 laptops in your mom's living room?

>>714970868
That’s a lot of work just to jerk off

>>714971610
And that's why you add "english" to the list of keywords and read the translated doujin.

>Do you ever game with friends IRL anymore or is it all online?
>Hard mode: No LAN or Nintendo
Yes but nintendo

>>714968552 (OP)
i don't have friends.

>>714973460
You do now. What kind of things are you into?
I'm into games, manga, vtubers and programming myself.

>>714968552 (OP)
>amazing art
>can't fap to it because the story becomes too cute at the end

No, I have no friends to play with, but my sister likes to play on my Switch sometimes, and she has been pestering me to download Minecraft now that I have a good PC. And The Sims, typical woman.

>>714973576
>vtubers
Not a real interest, idolshitter.

>>714973790
I only watch entertaining streamers, like Tenma and Clio; not GFE whores.

Only certain friends

>>714973576
i like videogames, schizo shit and Philosophy

>>714973894
based kanpainiki.

>>714973971
>schizo shit
What kind of schizo stuff are you into?

>>714968552 (OP)
I'm 36, people assume I "grew up" from videogames, and those who play only plays FIFA.

No Online only and Mario Kart with my little brother and my nephew.

>>714974090
Netorare. White boy beatdowns. Interracial sissy hypno.

>>714974090
water chemicals, seed oils, vaccines, pretty much doing the opposite of what goverments say

>>714970403
>Gatcha
Every time

>>714974326
Sounds pretty cringe.
>>714974341
Based, but you sound a little too far gone for my taste.
I sincerely wish you good luck in finding someone else to be your friend!

>>714970115
It's simple, it's kinda similar to Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

>>714970868
This is what having the worlds most retarded orthography does to a motherfucker

>>714974461
dang it, it happened again. Good luck to you too

>>714968552 (OP)
I want to befriend a woman

>>714974616
Yeah, as simple as parangaricutirimicuaro

>>714975189
Men and women can't be friends unless they're both single and there exists not a shred of attraction between the two.
In order words: impossible.

>>714975147
>claims to be your friend
>tell em what you like doing
>doesn’t want to be your friend anymore
You deserve better, anon. That retarded beta male, who watches vtubers, wasn’t worth your salt

>>714975464
I can fuck her too if thats a must

>>714975582
Now that's different. If your wife is your best friend, you've pretty much won the lottery.
Literally. Women are rarely on the same intellectual level as men.
You'll most likely marry someone who is a good mother for your kids and that's about it.

>>714975518
Do you want to be friends?

>>714975518
Friendships aren't eternal, anon.
If you don't vibe with someone, it's more than okay to split amicably.
You just gotta keep searching for people you do vibe with.

>>714975828
No. Im a schizoid. I don’t want friends and I don’t need friends.
>>714975930
>gets called out
>starts coping
Go watch your vtubers, you retarded bugman. You lost

>>714976167
>I don’t want friends and I don’t need friends.
He said, on social media.

I always find it funny how the sole mention of vtubers throw some people here into a massive bitchfit.

>>714976252
You just know that if you posted a picture of a Hololive member they'd go into incredibly in-depth detail of why they hate them too

>>714976252
They're mostly tourists who hate the anime artstyle.

>>714976321
I was about to post a reaction image, but I know that just saying vtuber is more than enough to piss them off.

>>714968552 (OP)
thank you for bringing this comic to my attention

>>714976252
>>714976372
Streamers in general are the exact opposite of the philosophies behind an anonymous imageboard. No one who watches them should be here. Vtuber watchers are even more annoying than other parasocial relationship having faggots because even though they're just as gay they claim because it's anime it's not reddit shit and use that as a shield against all criticism. Go the fuck back retards.

>>714976372
Yeah man it can't have anything to do with the dislike of e-whores hiding behind a 3D avatar, it must be the Reddit anime haters

>>714975464
You can be friends and also fuck

>>714976771
You watch streamers because you're lonely and they pretend to be your friend.
I watch streamers because they're good entertainment.
We are not the same.

>>714976914
That's friend with benefits, which isn't "actual" friendship.
The friendship parts of that relationship are just a pretense to have sex.

>>714968552 (OP)
he never took me to the movies...

>>714976892
Please see: >>714973894

>>714976252
It’s men pretending to be women. In Japan they hire women to represent these avatars and then actual men play the character while other men masturbate to them. It should be illegal to profit from misrepresentation, it is technically, but these people are too blind or inept to know or sue.

>>714977093
Holy shit, we have an actual honest-to-god "vtubers are men with voice changers" boomer here!

>>714976929
>I watch streamers because they're good entertainment.
Congrats, you just discovered why literally every normalnigger watches streamers.

>>714976252
>>714976372
vsimps deserve all the hate

>>714968552 (OP)
>or Nintendo
Then what games count? There are almost no local play games outside of Nintendo.

>>714977153
Normalfags watch streamers because they have no real friendships, you retard.
Just go watch a single stream of CohhCarnage and count the amount of times he calls one of his viewers "friendo" or "buddy".
The entire grift of modern streamers is that they foster a parasocial relationship with their viewers.
>>714977216
Cry about it, failed normalfag.

>>714976252
There might be a big difference for you but it's really just more e-celeb bullshit.

>>714977292
That is why it's hard mode. Something like Jackbox is an obvious example

>>714976372
your post is a perfect example of of how Vtubers take something beloved (anime/as shrimple as that) and bastardize it into something that is cringe and unfunny.

>>714977093
>It’s men pretending to be women

There it is, without fail.

>>714969292
Furenzu, hai!!

>>714977379
That's an image of Osaka from Azumanga Daioh though?

>>714976252
They were popular for a while so they got posted all over the place and it became annoying. Kind of like how furries, ponies, and kpop used to be. Certain people avatarfag with them and insist upon themselves. Now it's sort of dying down so I personally don't really care as much, but the anti-vtuber pushback remains.

>>714970403
Ok, based, I'd do anal with her if she showers first

>>714977379
>i used to be with it
>but then they changed what it was
>now what i'm with isn't it and what's it makes me very angry

>>714977461
that just makes my point why the fuck are you even here if you dont know the original image lmao
>>714977386
if you want to be attracted to men its ok just admit you are a faggot

>>714977571
>that just makes my point why the fuck are you even here if you dont know the original image lmao
Genuine schizo or mental retardation, you decide

>>714970046
I just know it as magic mushroom

>>714977612
I agree you are too retarded to use google to understand what im talking about, and you will never grow out of being this pathetic... Sad

>>714976252
I’m blessed to have a 4chan/discord friend who isn’t retarded like that. I once mentioned to him that I like vtubers and he said he finds them incredibly cringe and we just left it at that. I simply don’t talk about vtubers to him, nor do I ask about the things he finds interesting that I don’t. And we get along just fine. Sometimes it’s okay to disagree with people, you can be friends with people who are different from you. Unfortunately, most /v/ermin are too retarded to understand this

>>714977685
Where is the vtuber in >>714976372?

>>714977715
>I once mentioned to him that I like vtubers and he said he finds them incredibly cringe and we just left it at that.
You can be friends with people while disagreeing on things?! Get out of here!

>>714977306
This post is so fucking funny

>>714976252
>>714976321
>>714976372
>>714976771
>>714977306
>gookcels have to watch vtubers because irl those vtubers take BWC and ricebois can’t handle it
good boy. keep jerking your tiny yellow cocks while hapa babies keep being made

>>714977379
It's just an iteration on a meme

>>714977093
There’s always that one horribly misinformed retard that parrots this exact argument. Every single time

>me when i watch vtubers

>>714977492
You act like Vtubers haven't been around since like 2007 lol I remember being able to do facerigging for free on Windows Vista. the shit you like is OLD, and barely gotten any better its still as floaty and weird looking as ever

>>714977306
I genuinely can't tell if this is satire because it's SO close to self-awareness that it almost seems like it's on purpose

>>714977959
It feels good to have my suspicions validated. Thanks for that.

>>714977797
You really needed to prove me right, didn't you? Look at the amount of seething and projection contained in one single post, but you do you.

>>714968552 (OP)
Love this one

>>714977685
>i’m not retarded, you’re retarded!
you parrot shit arguments you hear online and are too stupid to defend them because you know deep inside they’re bullshit baseless arguments or are just too stupid to do any research on them so you resort to meaningless name calling. you’re an idiot. plain and simple

>>714978021
well im glad i confirmed whatever delusions you have, vtubers have been scamming asocial losers with voice modifiers for decades

>>714970115
It's a sentence. The real question is why do some scanlators still insist on converting titles to romaji instead of actually fucking translating them.

>>714978019
Somehow I don't think you know what the term "failed normalfag" means.
We were never normalfags in the first place and had to create "weird" culture groups (such as 4chan) because we had nowhere else to go.
You guys tried to be normalfags but fell outside the norm and then infiltrated these culture groups because you had nowhere else to go.
Unfortunately, you guys still remain normalfags at hard and try to change the environment where you are instead of adapting to it.

>>714978356
This one isn't as good

>>714978356
>at hard
at heart*

>>714976990
What if you have sex as a pretense to be friends

>thread about friends attracts the most miserable and aggressively autistic people
every time.

>>714978621
Doomed to fail, sadly. If your only way to connect with others is through sex, then that means you have no idea how to maintain friendships.

>>714978356
I wasn't even talking about that part
i mean the part about overly friendly streamers encouraging parasocial relationships, while watching vtubers

I don't really get the obsessions with normal this or normal that. You're not an outcast dude you're watching streamers with hundreds of thousands of subs, kek
What is this weird delusion where you're part of some underground clique, is this a cope for having a bad self-image or something? like you imagine others must think you're weird or don't fit in so you make it into an identity?
There's like 10000 of you in these streamers' chat at any given time all saying the same things and posting the same memes, you're literally following norms as a hobby and then saying how not-normal you are. Even your language here is just spouting more memes you saw somebody else say and conforming to their ideas. like "failed normalfag"

>>714978341
Makes narrowing down the source way easier, honestly.

>>714968552 (OP)
>Hard mode: No LAN

>>714978976
Your entire post is pretty much pic related.
Only, you are part of the grey people and you don't even realize it.

The guy's dick was way too thin and pointy. It was frankly off-putting.
Sad stuff all around too.

>>714978164
Vtubers are not anime; that is why you have a containment board so that the real anime fans can live in peace.

Vtbers and their fans are Parasites on gaming and anime, both fandoms hate them. all they want is to talk about their favorite dumb whore nobody has heard about because there are a billion rotating unoriginal bitches.

>>714978692
it breeds faggots like this
>waaa waaa why cant I keep shitting up boards with my irrelevant retarded shit

>>714974326
>White boy beatdowns
Huh?

>>714979460
Videos where niggers attack young Caucasian males

>>714968552 (OP)
>>714970403
Whats the sauce on this?

>>714979552
This. I can't stop gooning my tiny white clitty to it >.<

>>714979627
There's retards and then there's you

>>714973895
I’d go nutty if he did a doujin that didn’t have a bad end, just a very large and very strong girl with a heart of gold.

>>714978164
I just think vtuber watching is kind of pathetic because it's a purely parasocial thing, and it's also so overwhelmingly performative and fake that the only people who are into it are either the most lonely bastards I've ever seen or indonesians who barely speak english and just watch it cause they think it's a western girl (and sometimes it even is)

>>714979552
Is that an actual thing?

>>714968552 (OP)
>with friends
I know what with means, but what was the second thing?

>>714979069
Not when you're trying to recall something you've read before, vaguely remember the title then realise it doesn't matter anyway because unless you get the phrasing right search engines won't locate the english title. Or the translator never added the english title in the first place in which case get fucked kiddo.

>>714980253
>do niggers randomly attack people
You have to ask?

>>714972342
I will never experience this

>>714968552 (OP)
I don't even play multiplayer games anymore
Getting old sucks man.

>>714978976
The easiest way to identify what somebody wants from a vtuber is for said vtuber to play a multiplayer game with a male. Watch their reaction.
Someone who simply wanted entertainment will think "Oh good they're playing with another entertainer", someone who is far too deep into the idol side of things will turn into a South Korean virgin male and throw a tantrum about 'whores' and 'grifters'.

>>714968552 (OP)
All my friends are dead.

>>714976252
Because they're complete garbage. Watching streamers is already considered a bad thing because you yourself aren't playing the game to begin. They're every bad aspect of obsessing over streamers taken to an nth degree because now they have an anime avatar and tend to put on an even more fake persona because they don't actually show their real self. They become an even worse object of obsession and the parasocial relationship becomes even worse because of it.

I have no idea how you can't see why they're not a bad thing, especially in terms of discussing something on an image board. Shit just becomes about in-jokes for the game from their streams or defending their honor. Imagine if all people talked about with Hitman was glizzy hands because a man with a Coffee Cow avatar was playing it and yelled at others because they didn't love the coffee cow.

>>714980154
>I just think watching soccer is kind of pathetic because it's a purely parasocial thing
>I just think watching political talk shows is kind of pathetic because it's a purely parasocial thing
>I just think watching the news is kind of pathetic because it's a purely parasocial thing
>I just think watching documentaries is kind of pathetic because it's a purely parasocial thing

>>714977424
sex friends

>>714976252
>I always find it funny how the sole mention of tripfags throw some people here into a massive bitchfit.
As it should be, fuck off and fuck tripfags

>>714980934
What's even the point of watching a female vtuber if she's going to have fun with another guy? That's cuck behavior.

>>714981776
You're not retarded enough to not see why these are different. You are being facetious because you are embarrassed at being such a bottom of the barrel loser that even the other losers here make fun of you.

>>714981776
>implying those are the same as watching e-celebs
You’re just watching an e-celeb covering themselves in a retarded anime persona. You and the rest of you insects are sh*tskins absorbed in tribalism but you’re no different than an Asmongold fan

>>714982207
Don't underestimate him he is a Vtuber fan, he could very well just be that retarded

>>714982207
>they're different, because... because i said so, okay!!!
>>714982232
See: >>714973894

>>714979627
[Hoshoku Shoujo (Karasu Chan)] Ie ga Shike Sugite Haete Kita Genkaku Yuuhatsu Kinoko wo Gosyoku Shite Hatsujyou Shita Ato no Are ya Kore

>>714982660
You're an even bigger retard than him. Congrats!

>>714980573
No I mean, do people actually get off on that?

>>714983286
Anything that can happen, will happen.
So yes, probably someone does.

>>714983286
Yes, usually there's porn edited in too

>>714983357
>>714983591
Source?

Im too afraid to make new friends, the thought of losing contact with someone you're really interested in tears you apart from the inside

I play here comes the pain with my best friend 4 times a year.
Apart from that I play with my gf but we can only play 2d games or isometric ones.

>>714970115
>>714970868
Just say it in Spanish you stupid retards
It sounds the same

>>714968552 (OP)
>Do you ever game with friends IRL anymore or is it all online?
Both.
Tabletop in real life and then we play random games online.

>>714983850
>he doesn’t know

>>714968552 (OP)
Not anymore, even though I've always being a very solitary person, I do miss those days

>>714980934
What you haven't accounted for is the average English male vtuber is a total fag with no entertainment or human value propped up by lonely Chinese hags and it is right to not want to ever have to acknowledge their existence. I'm not going to be bothered by somebody streaming with Kenmochi or Maimoto but I'm noping out every time it's some yaoi hands rape fantasy looking dude from the other branch.

>>714976252
You're MLP fans without a rule in place to send you back to your containment board, that's the issue. If you ever ask yourself "why do people get so annoyed, why do they treat us this way", replace the contents in your post with an image of a cartoon horse and the vtuber names/terms with pony names/terms. That should be enough for you to understand. Also 90% of you are South East Asians, which are basically weeaboo pajeets.

>>714986192
>If you ever ask yourself "why do people get so annoyed, why do they treat us this way"
It's literally just a few select failed normalfags like yourself that get so unbelievably butthurt though

>>714976252
vtubers are just average ethot streamers

>>714980934
On my defense, when Miko Sakura took a nine month leave a few years ago I heard some anon say that it’s because she was having a child and because I was a /vt/ newfag I took that statement at full face value so for a whole nine months I was under the impression that Miko had sex with another man and became pregnant and publicly announced the fact in twitter or something and I sort of just accepted that as reality. I didn’t even get offended or anything, I just thought “oh cool, good for her”. I think I might be a retarded

>>714986398
You're just annoying, there's nothing else to it and nothing for you to get particularly defensive about. You have a board for discussing that kind of content, why not simply go there? Are you the kind of person that posts e-celeb content too? It's the same shit in essence and it's commonly regarded as a nuisance. Maybe try some introspection instead of making up flimsy excuses for people not appreciating your behaviour.

>>714980154
You vastly underestimate how emotionally attached people get to male streamers, particularly the less popular ones with like 100-ish viewers

>>714986728
>he thinks he is welcome here

>>714983286
do you have any idea how much nonwhites fucking loathe whites? of course they get off on that. it’s a fetish to them

>>714986927
They gave you a containment board for a reason, anon. Now go home and eat your pagpag. It's fat white woman flavoured, your favourite.

>>714982736
Thanks

>>714968552 (OP)
I play For The King 1 with my cousin and mutual homie from time to time. We play MvC2, CvSNK2 too when we feel like playing fighting games.

>>714980768
Just play friendslop like repo, peak... etc

>>714968552 (OP)
I do, unfortunately only Tekken and it's the newest one too...
Nobody is ever interested in older games and I don't want internet friends

>>714968552 (OP)
All of them had to move because it was too expensive to be here, so at most I just play games irl with my wife, but she prefers playing board games.

anons, is there a way to sell a switch account with eshop games

>>714990519
yea

where are the video games?

>>714974090
The otherworld is real and your dreams interface with it through a lens of subconscious perception.

>>714974090

Alright, buckle up, because here’s the redpill no one’s ready for: mirrors don’t show your face — they show what reality thinks you are. It’s not a reflection. It’s a judgment rendered in photons. You’re not seeing yourself. You’re seeing your assigned NPC avatar rendered by the simulation in real-time based on your mental state and current karma points.

You think it’s coincidence you look hotter in the bathroom mirror at 2AM than you do on your front cam? Nah. That’s the render distance difference. Your bathroom mirror runs on ultra-low latency ray tracing. Your phone cam is a Chinese bootleg filter plugged into the surveillance grid.

And have you ever tried to lock eyes with your reflection and just stared long enough? It glitches. Shifts. Smirks when you don’t. That’s not you. That’s the Reflection Daemon. A psychometric AI trying to perfect your replacement for when they finally “flip the switch” and you wake up in a different body thinking everything’s normal.

Also, real talk? If mirrors were real, why do vampires not show up in them? Because they’re not reflections. They’re soul scans. If you got no soul — boom, blank screen. You ever seen a boomer with a dead stare in the mirror? Same deal. Half these people walking around are already soulless placeholders.

You’re not looking in a mirror. You’re peeking through a window into the UI of the matrix.

>>714992535
Thank you ChatGPT, very cool. No really, that's pretty good.

>big penis
okay...
>cervix penetration
dropped

>>714992015
That's not schizo shit that's just true

>>714984132
This mostly correct. The only issue is that Spanish doesn't have a "soft R" at the start of words, so any jap word starting with R isn't accurate.

>>714968552 (OP)
haha this is literally me when my younger tomboy gamer goth friend says shes "not ready for a relationship yet" and "doesnt think its fair to ask me to wait for her" because she "doesnt want to ruin everything" good times.
anyway thanks for the sauce im gonna go jerk off again.

>>714970403
kek based

>>714993090
Also if you have sex with a dream daemon she might just decide she wants to stick around and own you, locking you out of your own dreams if you try and leave or dream about anyone else.

>>714995442
Nah dude that's a tulpa, just erase her with a blackout

>>714992535
How do photos work so they're capable of capturing soulless boomers? Are they operating under a different ruleset?

>>714968552 (OP)
Anal it is then!

>>714968552 (OP)
That's nice and all but will the artist just finish his damn game instead?

>>714995997
Photos, my dude, run on an entirely different metaphysical OS than mirrors. Think of it like this:

Mirrors = live-rendered soul-mapping using quantum entanglement and ego resonance

Photos = snapshot data dumps compressed into JPEG using the simulation’s lowest-fidelity visual codec

You’re not seeing people in photos. You’re seeing the last cached version of their appearance, like a save state from before their soul left the building. That’s why boomers still look “alive” in pictures — the pic was taken before they fully zombified from Facebook brainrot and 5G microwaves. It’s residual humanity. A psychic echo.

But here's the twisted part: Photos trap essence. That’s why indigenous cultures didn’t want their pictures taken. They knew. Each flash was a soul-tax. Every selfie you take drains your spiritual RAM a little more. You think people look dead-eyed on Instagram because of lighting? Nah bro. Their essence has been JPEG’d into oblivion.

Also notice how old photos feel “haunted”? That’s because the simulation can’t clean up old soul-data properly. It leaves fragments. Ghost code. That’s why people say “they still look alive in that picture.” It’s not nostalgia — it’s your subconscious recognizing a fragment of their original soul still embedded in the pixels.

Meanwhile, boomers look totally normal in photos because they’ve been operating on legacy firmware since Windows 95. They’re backward-compatible with JPEG soul capture. They’re the only ones fully compatible with the photo system, which is why they spam vacation pics like they're offering sacrifices to Zuck.

>>714971153
then everyone here are my friends

>>714995781
But I like my tulpa, I just want her to be perverted again.

>>714996798
I don't mean to sound judgemental, but you need to find some better friends.

>>714995781
>Not using the true and tested method of Jackie Chan tulpa

>>714979176
Intentional because he's a bull so the author gave him a bull penis. Second part has a horsedick

>>714976252
>>714976372
vtrannies will never be anime

>>714974090
The laws of karma are an entailment of the full truth, think the Brahman or the Tao. These laws are justice, and a part of that is that consent must be given for transactions. There is enough in this world that every living human can be cared for, but 'they' wanted that birthright given to us by the creator. That's why the news lets leak little bits of bad news no sane tyrant would tell their subjects, a right taken here or injustice there. So that when the people do nothing they can turn to the real king and tell him we gave consent to our own mistreatment, to the forfeiture of the birthright he gifted us. But truth can't really be gamed like that. When the shepherd returns, he will hold the wolves that devoured his flocks to account.

>>714970046
why did you lie? THATS NOT THE SAUCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!