Thread 714970258

What is it about Nords that drives dark elf women crazy with lust?

>>714970258 (OP)
Other way around

What is it about Bosmer futas that drives dark elf women crazy with lust?

>>714970351
this
even tiber septim forced himself on ziah instead of vice versa

>>714970595
Never happened.
I also have no idea why the Skyrimbabbies use dunmer for their pornbrained anti-elf shitposts.

>>714970595
The only thing he forced on her was an abortion, she wanted human kids unironically

>>714970732
>>714970746
>Emperor who was outright stated to have valued loyalty and chastity who was already married gets some dunmer girl pregnant
Keep coping

>>714971024
I'm not coping, I use this as another argument that this incident never happened.
Thanks.

>>714970746
>she wanted human kids
Not how race works in TES. The race of the children is always the mother's.

>>714970258 (OP)
>>714970351
It's just hot to fuck your ancient enemy sometimes.

dark elf women are sluts, its in the lore.

>>714971694
Well, what lore? Because if you mention this accursed book, then I will sever you with all Muatras available, since it directly states that this idea is wrong.

threadly reminder
Argonians are the most powerfull race in Tamriel

>>714970351
lorelets will disagree
i'm sure ulfric has other reasons for letting them stay in his city too
>>714970595
it wasn't "rape", but i'm sure her being younger than him and allegedly being treated like family before they started fucking would be a red flag for many

OFFICIAL LORE FROM IN GAME BOOK [The Real Barenziah, Part III] -- NOT FANFICTION

"That hurt!" she said indignantly.
"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?"
Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His penis had tiny little barbs on it.
"Well, the deal's off, if you like," he shrugged.

...

Barenziah cocked her head to one side quizzically. "They say dark elf women are pro- pro- something. Prostitutes?"
"You mean promiscuous, although some do become prostitutes, I suppose. Elf women are promiscuous when they're young. You'll outgrow it. Perhaps you're beginning to already," Katisha said hopefully. "You ought to meet some nice elven boys, though. If you keep on keeping company with Khajiits and humans you'll find yourself pregnant soon."

>so you want to breed my dark elf blood out of existence?
>you want to rape me? just fuck me like i'm not even a living thing?
>do you want to kill me too? choke me? spill my blood?
>listen up, n'wah... i want it too, don't hold back, promise?

>>714971625
its more of a honorable rivalry than feud.
nords (specially racist central hjaalmarch) takes them in after getting buttfucked by the comet, volcano and farmtools. no enemy would show that kindness.

>>714972027
>that accursed book
>>714972065
>ancient Daggerfall
At least it's not that joke book.

>>714972027
That book is based on the real controversial book about Theodora and Justinian, right down to her prostituting herself and acting utterly impious. It's meant to be taken as highly exaggerated half-truths meant to demean her and her family line.

The real truth lies between her established biography and the hate-book.

>>714972340
Damn anon, that's interesting.

>>714970258 (OP)
Because Azura fucked Buck Rogers in the 1921

Dunmer women are whores.

>dunmer are supposedly sluts
>the only whorehouse in honorable morrowind only got bretons, nords, redguards and argonians (added by lore accurate mods)
>all lore about argonian whores was added in arena and daggerfall
redguards are the whore race and bretons are the thirsty race (too romantic and love drama) dunmer were rewritten into tradwives in morrowind

>>714972567
cope
dark elves are sluts just like your mom

>>714972458
idc if not serious, most TES lore is based on real history and civilizations and events and people, and I like it

>>714972567
The fun part is that you can even find some lewder dunmer NPCs in Morrowind, which shouldn't surprise one considering that they constitute the majority of the population. But will they ever mention them? Nah, they just repeat what they read on the internet.
But Crassius Curio being the author of the Lusty Argonian Maid and an Imperial? Nah, that doesn't count for anything.

>>714972567
redguard and orsimer practice polygamy, with both societies seemingly having males generally boss females around by default
bretons are literal products of human sextoys for elf men

>>714972787
curio being gay outweighs him being an imperial

People like to mix every now and then
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Multiraciality

>>714972787
>trusting a faggot
you "people" are weird

>>714973003
>the best example they could find was le hecking wholesome art from the android game castle

>>714972567
>added by lore accurate mods
fuck off

>>714972090
Yeah they've been fighting for a long while but have a lot in common.
>hardy people from a harsh land
>very nationalistic
>very steeped in old traditions and semi-worship of ancestors
>alcoholics
If Skyrim does go independent it wouldn't be unreasonable for them to form a military alliance with Morrowind.

>>714972871
Doesn't redguard society vary quite a lot depending on the region?

I'll never understand why noldorfag gets so bent out of shape over random shitposts every day. You're not going to elfheim when you die bro pick a better struggle,

>>714973632
Yes, Forebearers and Crown's are so different that it has caused a Civil War between the two

>>714972875
What's the difference

>>714973765
>why noldorfag gets so bent out of shape

>rebuffed by a ragtag group of Redorans that just went through their worst crisis in history
>all Argonians managed was to reconquer a shitty swamp Dunmer took from them in a previous war
Will never get why the scaliefags think it's such a big own.

>>714970258 (OP)
where can i find good porn of ash skin bitches?

are dark elf soles white/light blue? this is important

>>714972161
>hurr, it's just a joke
The fact is that there is an stereotype for dark elf women being sluts in-universe

>>714972065
That's a redguard thoughbeit

>>714976845
>hur dur if there is a stereotype then it's 100% factual truth
I wish I remember where I read this, but apparently dunmer noble houses deliberately used the girls for favorable marriages, and also espionage. And that was the cause of this stereotype.
It at least makes sense considering in Morrowind, you will hardly find female dunmer displaying promiscuous behavior.
I certainly won't deny dunmer being weirdos and freaks. That's also attested by dunmer NPCs acting as such.

>>714972871
>Instead of harem marriages in TESVI, Redguards will be further watered down like Nords were

>>714970258 (OP)
Nords(Lorkhan's equivalent to Dremora) and Dunmer(the race most closely following Lorkhan's endeavor) are kinda meant for each other, if you think about it.
The antagonistic protagonist races of TES.

>>714971515
It's never been entirely the mother, just 90% the mother, because you mantle your mother's form as you exit the womb.

>>714970595
>even tiber septim forced himself on ziah instead of vice versa
She liked it.

>>714973526
elder scrolls online has the funniest alliances
>altmer bosmer and khajiit: capital is in khajiitistan
>bretons, redguards and orcs with capital in illiac bay which is home to nearly all wars between bretons and redguards
and I guess the last alliance between nords, dunmer and argonians. pffft imagine those three seeing eye to eye in favor of the empire.

>>714974236
>grand war of the ehlnofey between the mer ehlnofey that achieved spaceships and mechs and the "men" giant ehlnofey that toughed it out in the chaos of padomay
what is the hist's role in this war you may ask?
>the hist tried to stay neutral and stuck to its own lane and still got most of its land obliterated
kek. imagine being hist losers.