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Anonymous No.714973085 [Report] >>714973253 >>714973310 >>714973467 >>714973927 >>714974161 >>714974652 >>714974814 >>714975032 >>714975105 >>714975419 >>714976758 >>714977623 >>714977923 >>714978701 >>714979618 >>714980201 >>714980859 >>714983794 >>714984496 >>714984691 >>714987948 >>714988346 >>714989158 >>714990790 >>714993063 >>714993339 >>714993915 >>714994181 >>714994536 >>714994861 >>714995451 >>714995521 >>714996180 >>714997217 >>714997939 >>714998686 >>714999043 >>715000337 >>715001005 >>715001623 >>715002163 >>715002715 >>715005609 >>715007453 >>715008640 >>715009138 >>715009247 >>715009716 >>715010973 >>715011170 >>715011321
Steamies confirmed for literal CONSOOOOMER idiots
>"If Steam shoppers were rational and only bought games they were going to play, we would sell a lot fewer games," says Zukowski. "Half this industry would be gone."

>"The amazing thing about Steam and its player base is that they buy games they aren't going to play," says Zukowski in a new post (first spotted by GR+). "More than likely the person buying your game is not going to play it."

Oh no... no no no no steam bros..... we're literally just sheeple who have more money than sense. Jesus christ. And we make fun of fortnite kiddies who buy skins for a game they like and actively play???? N-n-n-no... this can't be true.....
Anonymous No.714973195 [Report]
This is spam
>>71494182
Anonymous No.714973253 [Report] >>714989158 >>714996129 >>715001623
>>714973085 (OP)
kek fucking steamies are retarded
Anonymous No.714973310 [Report] >>714973385
>>714973085 (OP)
>people buy games when they are not $80
wow who would have thought.
Anonymous No.714973385 [Report]
>>714973310
>people buy games when they are not $80
that's antisemitic behaviour tho
Anonymous No.714973467 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
Troon thread.

Kys.
Anonymous No.714973629 [Report] >>714973746 >>714973817 >>714996129 >>715003014
I bought like 25 kino games for 60 bucks this sale.

Honestly based. What's the problem exactly.
Anonymous No.714973746 [Report] >>714983965
>>714973629
When are you gonna play them? 2030?
Anonymous No.714973817 [Report]
>>714973629
that you didn't buy them from timmy
seriously he needs the money or the chinks will take him out behind the shed please consider plz plz plz
Anonymous No.714973927 [Report] >>715001830
>>714973085 (OP)
how many fucking times are you gonna make this thread in 1 day? holy fucking shit autistic niggers deserve extinction.
Anonymous No.714974161 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
I mean they aren't wrong, it's an addiction. I did it for years and never played any of the games.
Anonymous No.714974253 [Report]
>an expert at being close to an expert on thinking how someone in steams inner circle would think an expert on thinking suggests that-
nigger
Anonymous No.714974571 [Report] >>715012828
That's funny, I thought the problem Netflix was struggling with was being a subscription service whose offerings are constantly shuffling.
Anonymous No.714974652 [Report] >>714974783 >>714995268 >>714995303 >>714996721 >>715001830
>>714973085 (OP)
What attracts the mentally ill to posting the same thing over and over on 4chan?
Anonymous No.714974783 [Report]
>>714974652
>why are autistics autistic?
bruh
really
Anonymous No.714974814 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
Every platform is like this.
People in general are idiots who will buy damn near anything.
Anonymous No.714975032 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>More than likely the person buying your game is not going to play it
that is a false statement
Anonymous No.714975105 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
It's true. I haven't played the last like five games I bought on Steam.
Anonymous No.714975164 [Report]
What a sad little NPC thread.
Anonymous No.714975232 [Report]
@714973085
you already posted this, epicjeet
Anonymous No.714975419 [Report] >>714975610
>>714973085 (OP)
>Steamies
Poo nigger detected, take the poo to the loo immediately.
Anonymous No.714975610 [Report]
>>714975419
but saar bathroom witch saar she curse balls last time saar very swollen had to consume many cow urines
Anonymous No.714975980 [Report] >>714996129
>people make impulse purchases when they see a sale
Retailers and supermarkets figured this shit out a goddamn century ago. Being a digital storefront doesn't make it any less of a storefront.
Anonymous No.714976758 [Report] >>714978830
>>714973085 (OP)
All the anons that bought Steins;Gate for 3 dollars in the latest sale are going to struggle to even finish that garbage.
Anonymous No.714977623 [Report] >>714979254 >>714982069 >>714995303
>>714973085 (OP)
EGS bot thread. For every thread you make about this shit, I will keep buying another game from the steam summer sale. Kill yourself OP
Anonymous No.714977720 [Report]
Kek half the industry is living off of people buying and not touching their games lmfao.
Anonymous No.714977923 [Report] >>714979095 >>714997225
>>714973085 (OP)
>B-but nintendo bad for not participating in jewish sale schemes!
>Unlike (((Gabe Newell)))
The jew fears the samurai.
Anonymous No.714978701 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>steam expert
:sob:
Anonymous No.714978830 [Report]
>>714976758
I dropped the anime years ago for sucking already so I knew not to buy it.
Anonymous No.714979095 [Report]
>>714977923
>cheap games on sale are jewish
>but not low cost asset flipped repetitive nintendo slop sold at a premium
Anonymous No.714979140 [Report] >>714980918 >>714984074 >>715006826
Reminder you can calculate the dollar value of your unplayed Steam games here:
https://steamdb.info/calculator/
Mine's around $400
Anonymous No.714979254 [Report] >>714979982
>>714977623
What did you buy because of this one?
Anonymous No.714979618 [Report] >>714979829
>>714973085 (OP)
Those must be women right? No man has hundreds of games in his """backlog""" right?
It's like shoes where women have 500 and guys have like 2 pairs
Anonymous No.714979829 [Report]
>>714979618
I'm a man (female)
Anonymous No.714979982 [Report]
>>714979254
Sonic mania
Anonymous No.714980201 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
He's right. A bunch of idiots do keep businesses alive which is sort of good, because I don't have to. The problem is when the devs realize they can sell literal garbage because idiots buy anything that would look good in their library.
Anonymous No.714980318 [Report]
Mods allow this spam but delete actual video game discussion
Anonymous No.714980396 [Report]
Epicjeets confirmed for selling no games LOL
Anonymous No.714980805 [Report]
if people only bought the games they were going to play almost everything would become unprofitable. only gachashit would remain
Anonymous No.714980859 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
1 word:
bundles
Anonymous No.714980918 [Report]
>>714979140
doesn't look too bad for me either, "59 games don't have a price", probably delisted or banned in my country but I still """own""" them
385 total
Anonymous No.714982069 [Report]
>>714977623
Welcome to the Steam brotherhood. Upvotes all around. Take cake is not a lie.
Anonymous No.714982245 [Report] >>714983428
I remember I bought Thief for a few bucks in 2021 and I still haven't finished it. I don't think I ever will.
Anonymous No.714983428 [Report] >>714983919 >>714984148
>>714982245
I hope you mean the shitty reboot, otherwise you do have some shit taste anon
Anonymous No.714983794 [Report] >>714989158
>>714973085 (OP)
TL;DR Steamies were found scientifically to be retarded
News at 11
Anonymous No.714983919 [Report] >>714985820
>>714983428
just how the fuck can you spend 16 whole days of your life playing thief 2
Anonymous No.714983965 [Report] >>714986749 >>714995290 >>714998537
>>714973746
>25 games
thats average games per year for anyone who hardly plays games
Anonymous No.714984074 [Report]
>>714979140
how does it calculate games you got on sales? on humbles? from gifts?
Anonymous No.714984148 [Report] >>714985820
>>714983428
It's not because I didn't like it, I actually did, I'm just lazy. And yeah it was the original.
Anonymous No.714984496 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
We always knew this
Anonymous No.714984691 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
Well, your launcher also being a store is a pretty smart move.
Anonymous No.714985820 [Report]
>>714983919
Mostly fan missions but the OMs are still great.
>>714984148
Damn I hope you find the motivation some day.
Anonymous No.714986749 [Report] >>714986925
>>714983965
I play like 10 per year and I'm a hardcore gamer.
Anonymous No.714986864 [Report] >>714988049
STOP USING STEME BLOODY BITCH BASTERDS USE EPIC GEMES INSTEAD
Anonymous No.714986925 [Report] >>714987160
>>714986749
i play around 30 and i hardly play games thanks to depression
Anonymous No.714987160 [Report]
>>714986925
I just watch videos about space/physics and it goes away, maybe it's autism.
Anonymous No.714987448 [Report]
reminder to use spoilers responsibly and not just for free palestine
Anonymous No.714987948 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
I thought the ones with money were the nintensisters, were they poorfags all along?
Anonymous No.714988030 [Report]
>get game in a bundle
>get game for free from promotional code or some 'free to keep' weekend event
>get game for very cheap on a friend's recommendation
>just don't end up playing them for one reason or another
If you shrink down the sample size, it's really not a whole lot. Mind you, the "Unplayed" filter in your games library also counts other people's libraries if you're connected to them, it counts SDKs and Dedicated Server tools, and it counts betas that may no longer be playable that you haven't manually removed from your account.
Anonymous No.714988049 [Report] >>714988141
>>714986864
>I don't want cheaper prices
>I just want to suck Gabe's cock
>yes, Gabe, I just want to suck your cock
Anonymous No.714988141 [Report] >>714988252
>>714988049
>believing less % for the store means cheaper games
funny
Anonymous No.714988252 [Report] >>714988598 >>714988636
>>714988141
>ignoring coupons
yes, they can't officially drop the price, because Valve is acting like mafia, but this will change soon.
Anonymous No.714988346 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>steam expert
Opinion discarded. Dogshit thread. Saged.
Anonymous No.714988561 [Report]
Brehs.
Anonymous No.714988598 [Report] >>714988657
>>714988252
Do they even do coupons anymore?
You may have a point about the price parity but even devs who released on Epic for exclusivity didn't drop their prices when they had no obligation to do match prices.
Anonymous No.714988636 [Report]
>>714988252
yes in place than buy whatever for 60€ i'll buy it for 50€ on EPIC
when i can buy it for 30€ on steam
and no i wont buy it for 30€ on steam. no game is worth more than 5€ nowdays
Anonymous No.714988657 [Report]
>>714988598
>Do they even do coupons anymore?
yes, they even now give a discount of 20% on everything Fortnite in their store.
Anonymous No.714988826 [Report] >>714989029
>Epig gives 20% off their games
>They still get outsold 99:1 by Steam
Sad
Anonymous No.714989029 [Report] >>714992821
>>714988826
Epic has a real problem with getting people to actually buy 3rd party shit on their store.
They have grown by every other metric and continue to do worse each year.
Anonymous No.714989158 [Report] >>714993960
>>714973085 (OP)
>>714973253
>>714983794
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR SHOW BOB AND VAGENE RIGHT NOW BLOODY BASTARD BITCH I RAPE YOU TODAY
Anonymous No.714990790 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
They're not wrong.

I have over a 1000 games on steam, 700+ on my wishlist.

I've put more than 100 hours into maybe 10 games, played maybe 30 to completion, played maybe 200 in total, but lots for just a few hours.
Anonymous No.714992821 [Report] >>714993065
>>714989029
It's almost like Epic has cultivated a userbase of pathetic freeloaders who wait for games to be given away.
Anonymous No.714993063 [Report] >>714993389
>>714973085 (OP)
>steam makes you actually want to own games
>this is somehow a bad thing
The absolute state of shills
Anonymous No.714993065 [Report]
>>714992821
That and every FOTM people buy either isn't on Epic or also on Steam where people just get it there.
Anonymous No.714993339 [Report] >>714994552
>>714973085 (OP)
I play games I bought years ago all the time. How is it stupid to buy something on a deep discount even if you don't plan on playing it right away? If I bought everything day 1 full price I'd spend hundreds of dollars a month. At the moment I spend like $50 every 3 months during a sale.
Anonymous No.714993389 [Report] >>714993507
>>714993063
>own games
>Steam
choose one
Anonymous No.714993507 [Report] >>714993574
>>714993389
>b-b-b-b-buh
No cope can affect what I said.
It's a platform that people like to use. Sorry that whatever shitty platform you've attached yourself to or is paying you doesn't do that.
Anonymous No.714993574 [Report] >>714993723 >>714993775 >>714994036
>>714993507
>platform
it's a shitty store
the platform is Windows
>that retarded people like to use
Anonymous No.714993723 [Report] >>715000881 >>715002056
>>714993574
Nigger I play steam games on my windows install, my linux install, and my steam deck. It's definitely a platform.
>that retarded people like to use
More meaningless cope just vaguely claiming "it's bad"
Anonymous No.714993775 [Report] >>715000994
>>714993574
>the platform is Windows
https://store.steampowered.com/steamos
Anonymous No.714993915 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>Steam expert
Anonymous No.714993960 [Report]
>>714989158
Hi steamchink
Anonymous No.714994036 [Report] >>715000994
>>714993574
>valve does dei
>all their characters are fondly remembered for being good and well-written
>everyone does dei
>grocery store aunties and bogged white women
Anonymous No.714994181 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
You can thank the seasonal sales for that. People get a dopamine rush just from buying games on sale and then never touch any of them.
Anonymous No.714994536 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
wow men are retards
Anonymous No.714994552 [Report]
>>714993339
If you actually go through your games then it's fine. It's talking about retards that do shit like buy the entire Yakuza series before even playing a single game to see if they like it. I know someone that saw people hyping up the Utawarerumono series and bought the entire series on impulse after seeing they were on sale and he still hasn't touched them after a few years and seems to have no real interest in doing so.
Anonymous No.714994861 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
Is this really any different than people who bought entire albums just to listen to one song? Or really anyone who ever collected anything?
Anonymous No.714995268 [Report] >>714995403
>>714974652
It usually is one of the following:
>OP is paid to post this over and over again
>OP is not alone and is just one autistic tranny from some discord server
>OP genuinely is mentally ill like the Final Fantasy schizo, the vidya butts poster or other infamous spammers and ritualposters
Anonymous No.714995290 [Report]
>>714983965
the average console gamer buys 10 games per generation
Anonymous No.714995303 [Report]
>>714974652
They aren't punished for it because things like post quality aren't actually cared about and schizophrenic fuckwits like >>714977623 muddy the waters by bumping the garbage with inane tartaria-tier conspiracy theories.
Anonymous No.714995324 [Report]
nice new general you got there
Anonymous No.714995403 [Report]
>>714995268
It's probably 2 or 3
Anonymous No.714995451 [Report] >>714995498
>>714973085 (OP)
Great I can't wait for this article to be spammed here for months on end
Anonymous No.714995498 [Report]
>>714995451
He already made another thread
Anonymous No.714995521 [Report] >>714995802
>>714973085 (OP)
Steamies picking up shovelware like open world survival crafting slop or visual novel Steins;Gate slop just because it's cheap will always be funny.
Anonymous No.714995802 [Report] >>714997006
>>714995521
Damn yeah they spent a few dollars on a game they may or may not get some enjoyment out of. How will they ever financially recover?
Anonymous No.714995812 [Report]
>I'm a steam expert, trust me.
Anonymous No.714996129 [Report] >>714997145 >>715011052
>>714973253
Idk. I've never understood the whole "backlog" thing. My "backlog" is like 2-3 games big and they only get that big when I buy 2-4 games on my wishlist when they have a good enough sale. I genuinely will never understand people who buy or even take what they don't need/won't use. The idiot here >>714973629 is a great example. He's like those retarded women who go into stores with a short list and come out with a bunch of other shit they'll never use but they got it because it's on sale, or like those people who buy shoes on a deal, but will never wear them.

All that shit is so alien to me. I buy what I need/will use and then use it for as long as I can. Even if I was loaded I'd operate similarly. I have an ethical objection to waste and a severe disgust of greed and materialism.

>>714975980
This is the truth. This response isn't remotely isolated to Steam or even a recent trend.
Anonymous No.714996180 [Report] >>714996338 >>714996759 >>714997503 >>715011146
>>714973085 (OP)
you share the board with anons that have Steam accounts with literal thousands of games they have never even touched once. And it gets worse, there are anons on this board with $4,000 PC's but only play games from 20 years ago. It goes beyond hyperconsumerism straight up to pure retardation, and then you have to wonder from where do they even get the money these retards, right?
Anonymous No.714996338 [Report] >>714998581
>>714996180
>you have to wonder from where do they even get the money
A job
Anonymous No.714996721 [Report]
>>714974652
>Appeal to Triviality
Anonymous No.714996759 [Report] >>714996845 >>714996904
>>714996180
It must suck not being able to drop a few thousand on your hobbies
Anonymous No.714996845 [Report] >>714996959
>>714996759
Buying things is not a hobby
Anonymous No.714996904 [Report] >>714997365
>>714996759
>a few thousand
since when gaming started competing with my livelihood? be responsible with your money.
Anonymous No.714996959 [Report]
>>714996845
Do you know how words work?
Anonymous No.714997006 [Report]
>>714995802
It's not a matter of money, just the act of picking up random garbage because it's cheap is just something i find to be dumb and absurd.
Anonymous No.714997145 [Report] >>714997465
>>714996129
>I've never understood the whole "backlog" thing. My "backlog" is like 2-3 games
thats because you are a friendless loser without family to share games
Anonymous No.714997217 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
I'd argue it's more rational to wait and purchase at cheaper rates, than day 1 full priced bugfests.
Anonymous No.714997225 [Report]
>>714977923
true
Honorable Gabe of the Newell clan is expert at handling the Nintendo jews hidiing in the sewers.
Anonymous No.714997365 [Report]
>>714996904
>since when gaming started competing with my livelihood?
since around 1999 with the xbox/ps2
Anonymous No.714997465 [Report] >>714997570
>>714997145
None of my irl friends game or are degenerate spenders, yes.
Anonymous No.714997503 [Report]
>>714996180
>playing shit games because they are on your steam library for whatever reason
nah thank you
Anonymous No.714997570 [Report]
>>714997465
i've wasted 6€ in the last 7 years in games and my backlog is still in the thousands
sounds like a you problem
Anonymous No.714997880 [Report] >>714998045 >>714998196
Why does people buying games make anons seethe so much lmao
Anonymous No.714997939 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
I buy games I don't play for 85% off or more, no less than that and almost never if they cost more than $5.

That's the norm for games bought but not played. No one is making billions of games some for $5. That's 1/12th a $60 game
Anonymous No.714998045 [Report]
>>714997880
For some it's just console warring
Others are incapable of understandng other people's behavior from severe autism
Anonymous No.714998196 [Report] >>714999674 >>715016382
>>714997880
I'm laughing at retards being irresponsible with their money and buying games they'll never play just because they're on sale.
Anonymous No.714998537 [Report]
>>714983965
>averaged size library for the average person I'd say?
Anonymous No.714998581 [Report]
>>714996338
Kek so true NEETs can’t even conceptualize what a job is
Anonymous No.714998616 [Report] >>714999694
do the same with books.
Anonymous No.714998686 [Report] >>714998801
>>714973085 (OP)
Small correction.
They bought a *license* for a game that they won't play.
Anonymous No.714998801 [Report]
>>714998686
Anonymous No.714999043 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>people spend more when things go on sale
Shocking-revelation.pikachuface
Anonymous No.714999674 [Report]
>>714998196
>pretending to care about "financial responsibility" as a NEET who has no obligations or income and leeches off his tired parents
Anonymous No.714999694 [Report] >>715001101
>>714998616
>buy 3 books
>read them
>if i dont finish them i dont buy more
now the magic thing the retarded op and their retarded mentally challenged friends forget
>buy 3 books
>your mother buys 3 books
>your cousin buys 3 books
>you got a free book
>you found a free book
>your father buys another 2 books
>your brother buys 20 books
>now you have 40 books in your house to read
Anonymous No.715000337 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
I was going to reply to this news article, but fuck making a account to comment.

Netflix is most comparable to Gamepass, not Steam.
Steam is a service for developers to sell their digital games and goods to the consumer, no subscription fee's, the few ad's that exist are for popular AA or AAA titles launching soon, etc.
Steam also hosts forums, and has light social media features and web forum features.
Netflix requires you to pay an excessive subscription fee to avoid ads, can's popular/ well made projects in favor of low-quality low effort slop that can be mass produced cheap, doesn't even consistently carry many shows or movies owned by other producers anymore, etc.
Maybe if Netflix actually allowed people to "purchase" copies of media that could be viewed in perpetuity without ads, regardless of membership the comparison would be equivalent, but it isn't.
Anonymous No.715000881 [Report]
>>714993723
>troonix emulating windows
>it's now troonix games
the platform is windows, not Steam-slop
Anonymous No.715000994 [Report] >>715001381
>>714993775
>Troonix pretending to be windows
the platform is Windows.

>>714994036
>good
>well written
lmao
"oh wow, Gordon I really missed you"
(silence, autistic staring)
>well written
Anonymous No.715001005 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>stupid fucking steamies
>now, how can EGS leverage this?
Anonymous No.715001101 [Report] >>715001508
>>714999694
>you give 1 book to your friend
>and you want to read another one yourself
>all of a sudden a fat bearded man enters your house and takes the book away from your friend
Anonymous No.715001381 [Report] >>715003385
>>715000994
Better than
>So I'm non-binary...
Anonymous No.715001508 [Report]
>>715001101
>>you give 1 book to your friend
>>and you want to read another one yourself
yes when i finish reading the first
>all of a sudden a fat bearded man enters your house and takes the book away from your friend
never happened to me
Anonymous No.715001623 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>>714973253
Back from your ban, Bananza bro? Your 72 hour meltdown in famitsu threads is due tomorrow, not today...
Anonymous No.715001681 [Report]
It's nice to see this getting called out...turns out much of gaming industry revenue is fake like this. The rest is just gacha, cosmetic DLC and subscriptions or whatever. Those sales all exploit your sense of FOMO and should be banned. Price drops should be permanent.
Anonymous No.715001830 [Report]
>>714973927
>>714974652
Nintendo fans don't have anything to play yet. Even when they do they'd rather shitpost on /v/, as evidenced when Xenoblade X came out they'd rather go on asian picture forums than play games.
Anonymous No.715001857 [Report]
Steamies don't even own their games
Anonymous No.715002056 [Report]
>>714993723
You can play MP3s and watch movies on different OS's too. It's a store.
Anonymous No.715002163 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
impotent discredit thread, move along
Anonymous No.715002715 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>Netflix gives you an archive
>Steam is a plattform to store your bought games
How do you get Netflix users to collect series or movies? Asking for a friend.
Anonymous No.715003014 [Report] >>715003467 >>715003584
>>714973629
Steam sells that as a win when customers buy the games for cheap.
>At least you got $5 for your $60 game
Anonymous No.715003385 [Report]
>>715001381
no, both are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.715003467 [Report] >>715003584
>>715003014
that's around 2 bucks or even less after Valve tax and US tax.
Anonymous No.715003584 [Report] >>715003681
>>715003014
>>715003467
not my problem, lol
Anonymous No.715003681 [Report] >>715004059
>>715003584
>untested buggy broken games are not my problem
>lol
IQ of a Steamie
Anonymous No.715004059 [Report] >>715004194
>>715003681
Just don't play buggy broken games then
Anonymous No.715004194 [Report] >>715004297
>>715004059
yes, I'm not renting games on Steam-slop.
Anonymous No.715004292 [Report]
Steamies take L after L
Anonymous No.715004297 [Report] >>715004503
>>715004194
>Steam means it's buggy and broken
okay retard
Anonymous No.715004503 [Report] >>715004664 >>715004678
>>715004297
well yeah.
>I will just grab this random fan patch made by some unknown stranger and put it in my game folder plus start it as admin to fix the game not crashing right at the start
wow, you are really master race.
Anonymous No.715004657 [Report]
don't bump this thread retards
you're letting the samefag op refresh his bump limits
Anonymous No.715004664 [Report]
>>715004503
So are you just pretending to be retarded or do you think it's fucking 2002?
Anonymous No.715004678 [Report] >>715004902
>>715004503
What are you even talking about?

Are zoomies really this tech illiterate?
Anonymous No.715004802 [Report] >>715005378
https://www.resetera.com/threads/pc-gamer-knowing-steam-players-are-hoarders-explains-why-you-give-valve-that-30-analyst-tells-devs.1238859/

>Resetera and /v/ agreeing on being economic wage slaves to Valve
Anonymous No.715004902 [Report] >>715005008
>>715004678
>nothing gets broken by Valve ever
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=steam+%22fan+patch%22
Anonymous No.715005008 [Report] >>715005138
>>715004902
Who cares?
Anonymous No.715005138 [Report] >>715005209
>>715005008
>it doesn't matter that I'm a wagie for the fat bearded faggot with the yachts and getting slopped by him
cope
Anonymous No.715005209 [Report] >>715005382 >>715008501
>>715005138
Why do you care about what I do?
Anonymous No.715005378 [Report] >>715009619
>>715004802
The /v/ hand is obviously the brown one.
Anonymous No.715005382 [Report]
>>715005209
He's just mad you spend money on (Platform X) instead of (Platform Y)
Anonymous No.715005609 [Report] >>715008687
>>714973085 (OP)
>Bought most of my games for $5 or less
>total collection acquired over 15+ years
>spend less than $20 on games a month
YOU ARE A DRUNKEN SAILOR SPENDING MONEY IRRESPONSIBLY!

I'm a home owner.
I have a modest comfortable life.
I wonder if these are the same retards buying avacado toast and subscriptions to 10 different streaming services then saying we need a socialist country because they cant afford their new cars lease.
Anonymous No.715005782 [Report] >>715006037 >>715006179 >>715006993 >>715007084 >>715008589 >>715012661
>does nothing
>wins
Anonymous No.715006037 [Report]
>>715005782
>-18%
Anonymous No.715006057 [Report]
Imagine all the dope fiends and drunkards that wasted hundreds of dollars on Steam

>I bought the entire Borderlands collection
>Because I got high
Anonymous No.715006179 [Report] >>715006843 >>715007183
>>715005782
>pays every cent he gets from fortnite into his gamestore to buy out devs while still being in the red
Anonymous No.715006826 [Report]
>>714979140
Neat, the most I've spent on a single game was $55 for Kotatsu party. $2214 is the grand total, but honestly that's not too bad for a 14 year old account. That's like what, $150 or so a year? I spent like $250 on this summer sale and $275 last winter so I expected it to be a lot worse.
Anonymous No.715006843 [Report]
>>715006179
>>pays every cent he gets into steam for games he will never play

Also these numbers have actually gotten worse since I made this image
Anonymous No.715006993 [Report] >>715007183
>>715005782
>wins
>when he cant convince anyone to buy from his store

lmaooool
Anonymous No.715007084 [Report] >>715007183
>>715005782
>>wins
Anonymous No.715007183 [Report] >>715007467 >>715007525
>>715007084
>>715006993
>>715006179
>Forgets he made Apple bend the knee in court

It's not a feat a fat man can teach you
Anonymous No.715007453 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>people are more likely to make impulse purchases on cheap products
Wow what an insight
I've got plenty of games that I've bought at thrift stores and have never played. Hell some of them I literally only bought because the cover looked cool and it was $3.
Anonymous No.715007467 [Report]
>>715007183
He's just copying us Eurochads
Anonymous No.715007525 [Report] >>715008658
>>715007183
Cope timmy you got completely raped by Roblox.
Anonymous No.715008084 [Report]
More proof of Steamies never playing the games they buy
Anonymous No.715008409 [Report]
kek why are these threads so funny its just one guy typing steamies
Anonymous No.715008501 [Report]
>>715005209
I like gaming, that's why I don't it to turn into a slop fest, which it does thanks to you.
Anonymous No.715008589 [Report]
>>715005782
>mocks retards going "Fortnite will die any minute"
Anonymous No.715008640 [Report] >>715008717
>>714973085 (OP)
I literally just wanted more Left 4 Dead 2 content...
Anonymous No.715008658 [Report]
>>715007525
secondlife could have had that audience if they made a platform that anyone could actually do anything with
Anonymous No.715008687 [Report]
>>715005609
just assume most people crying about this are retards
like we didn't have humble bundles where we got 10 games for 1cent and played a single one
Anonymous No.715008717 [Report]
>>715008640
Fat Gabe is too lazy for that.
>can it make us trillions?
>no?
>then why do it?
>let's push more children into gambling
Anonymous No.715008894 [Report] >>715009282
I buy games after pirating them if I like them enough to finish
Anonymous No.715009138 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>inflation of collection fags
this only became a thing on PC when millions of console babies switched to PC during past 10 years.
Anonymous No.715009247 [Report] >>715009498
>>714973085 (OP)
>just because I haven't played them yet, that means I'll never play them
fuck off I'll get around to it
Anonymous No.715009282 [Report] >>715012167
>>715008894
You literally can't pirate this game
Anonymous No.715009498 [Report]
>>715009247
>never played silent hill franchise
>will start this year
well of course it wasn't my thing 30 years ago so fucking what now i have 10 more games on the backlog
Anonymous No.715009619 [Report]
>>715005378
of course, that goes without saying
Anonymous No.715009716 [Report] >>715009839 >>715009975
>>714973085 (OP)
>steam bros
Why does everything have to be some kind of gay collective with you people?
Anonymous No.715009839 [Report]
>>715009716
Collectivebros..... I don't feel so good......
Anonymous No.715009975 [Report]
>>715009716
anyone using slop or bros or any other meme word is just a shitposter and should be ignore
the sooner you learn it the better
Anonymous No.715010403 [Report] >>715010815
>People denying they waste money

Steamies literally make memes about their fucking backlog. Who are you guys trying to fool?
Anonymous No.715010623 [Report] >>715011223
We are talking about people that pay 3k for a Computer to play games they play 10-15 years ago, everibody knows PC gamers are morons.
Anonymous No.715010815 [Report]
>>715010403
We should remind Steamies that they have an infinity backlog with piracy/delisted games.

>What? You've never played the point and click adventure based on Duckman, Steamie? Add it to your list!
Anonymous No.715010839 [Report]
>consumers fighting other consumers
you people just have no self-awareness whatsoever
Anonymous No.715010973 [Report] >>715011226
>>714973085 (OP)
>"Steam expert"
what that even means?
Anonymous No.715011052 [Report]
>>714996129
I used to buy bundles of games because it was cheaper to spend 15$ to get 5 games(one of which I wanted) than 20$ for the one game. I know a lot of people that do the same.

I sat down and played through most of them a few years ago.
Anonymous No.715011146 [Report]
>>714996180
>there are anons on this board with $4,000 PC's but only play games from 20 years ago
I use my PC for more than games. Besides, old games being able to be run while having other things running concurrently is great
Anonymous No.715011170 [Report] >>715011628 >>715011801
>>714973085 (OP)
Anonymous No.715011223 [Report] >>715012147
>>715010623
there isn't games made for pcs anymore
Anonymous No.715011226 [Report] >>715011478
>>715010973
>He didn't major in Steamology
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.715011321 [Report]
>>714973085 (OP)
>they buy games they aren't going to play
I had that problem until last year.
Now I buy 1 or 2 games a year. Only ever buy games you want to play right now.
Anonymous No.715011478 [Report]
>>715011226
Steamology?
Steamerology
Anonymous No.715011628 [Report] >>715012313
>>715011170
Epic shills are so embarrassingly sad.
Imagine being a consoomer but for a company that's actively, subjectively worse in every way than the competition.
Anonymous No.715011697 [Report] >>715011764
>NOOOOO STOP BUYING FROM STEAM
Who are you people kek.
Anonymous No.715011764 [Report]
>>715011697
>switch2 gets 1 game
>UHM ACKTUALLY, HAVING LOTS OF GAMES IS BAD!
not even psniggers are this low
Anonymous No.715011801 [Report] >>715011937 >>715012025
>>715011170
Friendly reminder it took Alan Wake 2 over a year to become profitable. It also barely sold 500k copies on EGS even with their coupons + a Fortnite skin.
Anonymous No.715011937 [Report] >>715012059
>>715011801
Alan Wake 2 was never gonna do big numbers in the first place, Steamie. The original Alan Wake, you either loved it or were completely ambivalent to it.
Anonymous No.715011952 [Report]
>the only retort steamtrannies have to being paycuck jeets with BLACKED wifes is.... EPIC!!!
>as if epic or any other paycuck isn't the same

lmao
don't forget to tip as well, cuckies, I like my games released often (and free!)
Anonymous No.715012025 [Report]
>>715011801
It also fucking sucks, imagine spending the opening hour of the game doing some loosely tangentially related investigation of fucking Nightingale and the ending of the game is 1 minute and 30 seconds long
Anonymous No.715012059 [Report] >>715012367
>>715011937
>Most shilled game on /v/ since Borderlands
>Won nearly as many GOTY awards as BG3
>i-it was n-never going to d-do b-big n-numbers!!!
Whatever helps you sleep at night epiggy.
Anonymous No.715012147 [Report] >>715012265
>>715011223
Unless a game is being made for a single system, games are made for all platforms they support.
Anonymous No.715012167 [Report]
>>715009282
I don't play sonic games since I didn't get the tism as a kid
Anonymous No.715012265 [Report]
>>715012147
well yes
if its made for all platforms they aren't focusing in a single platform so it will be worse than if they focused on a single platform. so it isn't for pcs
can't make a game with a 4090ti as focus if you want to run it on ps5 and whatever xbox its called the current one
Anonymous No.715012313 [Report]
>>715011628
They shill for Epic because they don't want the free games to stop being given out
Anonymous No.715012367 [Report]
>>715012059
>>Most shilled game on /v/ since Borderlands
>>Won nearly as many GOTY awards as BG3
>>i-it was n-never going to d-do b-big n-numbers!!!

Yeah it wasn't and despite liking Sam Lake, that was just plain old industry shillery because Remedy did the thing (include a strong black woman)
Anonymous No.715012457 [Report] >>715012618 >>715012776
>PC gamer
>buys 10 great games (supporting deserving developers) for 50 bucks and only plays some of them
>console gamer
>buy 1 AAA slop game for 70 bucks killing the industry in the process
>somehow the PC gamer is worse
Anonymous No.715012487 [Report] >>715012575
Commies hate capitalism right up until the new iPhone comes out
Anonymous No.715012575 [Report]
>>715012487
Commies love capitalism because they use it to ruin the White working class which they hate more than anything.
Anonymous No.715012618 [Report] >>715012815
>>715012457
>pc gamer
>support pc franchises buying it at launch
>devs go to focus on multiplatform crap. abandoning pc because fuck the people who made you profit
thats why i never buy anything more at launch
too bad it took till 2007 to learn that
Anonymous No.715012661 [Report] >>715013767
>>715005782
>constantly bleeds money
>only survives by chink money injections
>"wins"
Anonymous No.715012776 [Report]
>>715012457
>Posts an image from the game where the commie devs aren't making money from its sales

KWAB
Anonymous No.715012815 [Report]
>>715012618
>launch
You mean open beta.
Games launch a year after 'release' for 50% off and all the DLC
Anonymous No.715012828 [Report] >>715013225
>>714974571
The biggest problem Netflix had was everyone realizing "Wait, why aren't we just making our own service?" and fucking off to do just that.
Anonymous No.715013225 [Report]
>>715012828
And that happened with Ubisoft and EA
Anonymous No.715013747 [Report]
Steamies? Gaped.
Anonymous No.715013767 [Report] >>715014234
>>715012661
But enough about steam
Anonymous No.715014234 [Report] >>715014504
>>715013767
>3 year old valuation
>Steam has had meteoric growth in that time
>Meanwhile Fortnite players are at all time lows and Fortnite's metaverse got completely BTFO by Roblox
Epic is probably worth 1/3 that now
Anonymous No.715014504 [Report] >>715015185
>>715014234
>bro fortnite is dead

Meanwhile Steamie over here is waiting for Artifact 2 to be released
Anonymous No.715015185 [Report]
>>715014504
>Game is literally free
>Steamies don't have time for it
Anonymous No.715016382 [Report] >>715016556
>>714998196
I'm literally a millionaire and I buy games I don't play
Anonymous No.715016556 [Report] >>715016642
>>715016382
Why do you allow yourself to essentially get taxed by such a shitty industry? I thought millionaires were supposed to be smart.
Anonymous No.715016642 [Report] >>715016969
>>715016556
I'm chasing the dream that one weekend night I will find le hidden gem in my steam library, boot it up and have fun
Anonymous No.715016969 [Report]
>>715016642
I unironically know somebody like you (long time ago friend) and they buy and then have 0.1 hours on tons of games as of late just to see if they worked, but he's genuinely too busy.

I just don't like it because you and them are potentially funding dogshit games from dogshit devs