Thread 714973769

If you defend this you deserve testicular torsion

I like American dad and would fuck Steve in the ass. I know he doesn't have one but still

>>714973769 (OP)
>this is CoD in 2025

>>714973769 (OP)
>If you defend this you deserve testicular torsion
Get over yourself, it's just video games and for your sake I hope you're an underage retard.

It's the logical progression. CoD was always a meme.

>>714973769 (OP)
let people have fun

>>714973769 (OP)
the shotgun guys looked the best i remember

>noooo no fun allowed, everything must be super serious realistic military shootan
Yikerinos, OP.

>>714974232
The most offensive thing about this skin is how ugly her face is

>>714973769 (OP)
only low iq turd-worlders play new cod games

>>714973769 (OP)
>

>>714974459
I'd be ok with the bottom right one if she at least wore something like this over her head

>>714974041
>>714974390
I thought that was R6S

>play realism based gay desert shooter
>only way to have fun is rainbow vomit sparkledog skins or le heccin funee meme characters
>REEEE LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN REEEEE
idk maybe play something thats gay as fuck from the start instead retard
or just keep sucking that desperate corpo marketing dick chasing a trend way past its relevance

>>714974642
>realism based
>COD
Themed. COD was never based on reality

I hate thia but if it put enough shekels in seth macfarlanes greasy jew pockets to fund another season of american dad i'm fine with it

>>714973769 (OP)
The bigger problem with cod is its algorithm based aim assist rigged gameplay.

>>714974842
>CoD was never based on reality
>bunch of army retards run around killing eachother in a dusty shithole while faggot spergs screech about the people they're controlling not doing it right
idk seems pretty jewi-realistic to me

If I had a job I might buy this

>>714974996
Saying it's based in reality would imply doing everything the infantry has to go through so in that case Arma is based in reality while COD is a military themed arcade shooter.

>>714974734
jesus I thought this was mortal kombat for a second

>>714975094
Why

>>714975163
>It's not based in reality if you don't have a micronutrient meter
Or
Conversely/Alternatively
You may just be a retard.

I was making fun of brownanBLOOM Cowadoody Modern Warfare 2 here in 2007.
I would not play a Call of Duty game so there's no need to defend this but this is what old /v/ would have considered an improvement.

>>714973769 (OP)
This is what you get for playing terrible games

>>714973769 (OP)
i’m so sick of creatively bankrupt leftists in videogames

>>714975380
It's your time to make a game anon

>>714975380
Nah, this is conservative goy slop through and through.
This is the world you deserve.

>>714974734
WTF IS GOING ON WITH GAMING

>>714973769 (OP)
So, we Fortnite now?

I was wondering why fortnite didn't have stan smith and beav butt

>>714974041

This. Cod was always a kids game.

>>714975660
it has peter and cleveland, I don't know why they couldn't get stan

Crossovers have to be the most misunderstood marketing tactic. They aren't going to bring in new people, if someone only visited your game because it has Jimmy Falcone then they aren't going to stay around and spend any more money. With all the deals that need to be signed crossovers have to cost more then they bring in with new players.

>>714975926
I'm sure the conversation was as simple as "okay so we'll license uhhhh these ones for fortnite and these ones for cod"

>>714975960
they work for smash bros

>>714975263
Yes, it's not based in reality when I can take 10 shots to the head and live through it all because I had martyrdom and juggernog

>>714974637
CoD was always a meme because of the arcade gunplay. Siege was a more serious game at one point.

>>714976370
I prefer more arcadey gameplay so I think that's why I always enjoyed the early infinity ward cods

i get beavis and butthead being added since its early 90s
but what in the actual fuck is american dad doing here

>>714974145
Why does this whore piss me off so much? Is it just the dishonesty of it?

>>714975227
Honestly that'd be better if NRS just got all the licenses it could and just made boomer nostalgia fighter, that way MK could go back to trying to be a wuxia exploitation game.

>>714975443
Stan carried by its VA just like Brock

>>714976837
>Enable skin carryover from MW22 to MW23
>Don't do carryovers from MW23 to Blops 6

>>714976937
God made men repulsed by women filming themselves for attention to ensure a superior ruling class will always exist above the hivemind vermin.

>>714976937
yeah she's not a real fan of chinese babby phone game like you she's just posturing for attention online

I remember when connor macgregor showed up for the infinite warfare intro just to punch the canary character to death then die off screen a few missions later. Having UFC fighters do this makes sense because they could use BJJ for a takedown kill like john wick, or maybe give us historical operators like obi wan nairobi or the south african truck driver.

>>714974842
Yes it fucking was, turbo-nerd autist faggot.
Just because a video game isn't an exact recreation of reality, doesn't mean it's not trying to be visually grounded in reality.

People like you are scum.

>>714973954
>its just le heckin' video games you should get over yourself
https://patents.google.com/patent/US20160005270A1/en

>>714977490
hollywood ww2 movies are not real life little bro

>>714977490
COD works on realism, not to be realistic zoomzoom.

>>714973769 (OP)
I honestly don't mind the collab skins. What I hate is they shit out a new Call of Duty the next year and all your skins you spent hundreds of dollars on doesn't carry over onto the next game. They only did it once with Modern Warfare 2 into 3 and never again. Fuck Activision.

>>714977490
>I said realism not realistic, big difference. got'cha

>>714975227
Would honestly prefer those two in Mortal Kombat to half the guests they have been doing.

>>714977801
That’s why they do the Warzone stuff, but I don’t think it’s fooling anyone

I like the game but they need end-of-service updates for offline modes

>>714974569
I wouldn't be, in what world could a woman be an effective riot cop lmao

I find it weird how no triple A company has decided to create a Mugen esque game where "crossovers" get to use their native powers from the media they come from, Darth Vader with his lightsaber and force abilities vs Neo going into bullet time, doing flips, flying, or vs Wolverine who has full access to his claws and shit. It's all just restricted as a "crossover" for an existing IP, in this case COD, Fortnight, MK. You wouldn't even necessarily need to balance every character against every other, just build them up based on what they are in their media and let people duke it out for shits n giggles, like those "Who is stronger X or Y" questions you get only in playable form.

>>714974842
COD, at least in its early days, was striving for realism.
I suppose you're also defending GTA Definitive Edition by saying that the original games weren't striving for realism.

>"Real" CoD gets a Gundam crossover
>It's weird and shallow and the characters are just in copsplay
>Mobile CoD gets Gundam crossover
>You can go around as actual Gundams killing people with fin funnels
>They added a special Gundam mode that's like a diet version of Extreme Vs
????

>>714973769 (OP)
@grok is this real?

>>714974041
COD2 and Black Ops were good, fuck you

>>714978059
Fighting games are the only ones that even attempt to make a true to source attempt at a character.
Ideally someone would realize that Fortnite but arena fighter would likely be the best way to use all these kinds of characters. Your Darth Vader idea for example would work great in an arena fighter.

Are we supposed to take the soldier man pew pew game super serious or something?

>>714978234
It's MechaHitler now. Grok was too woke as a name.

>>714975368
honestly the idea of blasting away nicki minaj and jigC as Roger DOES tickle my fancy but the reflex shooter gameplay turns me off

I wish there was some graphics option to default all skins, make the buy fags seethe

>>714973769 (OP)
oh my gosherino is that hecking Kevin Smith?

>>714978147
Bro the new guns are great

I hate supporting shitty cannibal companies but the shooting is fun

>>714977518
>Noobs want to imitate pros
And?

So what's the main "realistic" war game for normalfags now? Seems like there will be a decent opportunity for a new game to become popular soon.

>>714978745
Well, that's good to hear. If anything the constant march of releases should have stuff like that.

I'll still not be playing but I'm glad it's still got fun.

>>714977995
She is clearly British

>>714973769 (OP)
Noone deserves that.

>>714979070
Gen alpha doesn't give a shit and soon they'll replace zoomers and become the main audience for video games. Guess which game they like they most? It's starts with the letter Fortnite

>>714978997
True, all these fat lonely virgins just want intimacy and feel seen so I give them 0.3 PERCENT of a chance to roll for current meta qt3.14. I see no problem here.

>Saves COD
>Goes back to bad habits

>>714980656
This was such a fucked up situation that proves you shouldn't listen to fans.
>Fans say CoD is stale and they're over it
>Reinvent CoD
>Fans say WTF this isn't CoD
>Spend all year trying to figure out how to split the difference to mixed success
I actually really liked the day 1 version of the game but literally day 2 they started patching and changing and compromising. It got a different kind of good for a few month in the later summer, but by the end of it's year it was shit

>>714980656
Who would've thought generic military skins wouldn't make for a good game.

i miss MW19 so much its unreal

>>714981262
MW2019 saved cod and its been basically the style for COD for the last 5 years. No matter how much twitter/reddit/youtube cod lifers say this game was "bad" actual COD fans who dropped cod after BO2 know that 2019 was a proper return to form and was a great game

>>714973769 (OP)
If you want CoD you have to stick to the campaign. MP is M rated fortnite.

>>714973769 (OP)
I think it's funny but I also know it is soulless

>>714974734
Having Spawn and playing DMZ was fucking K I N O

>>714973769 (OP)
Kino skins would be the only reason I'd play. Unfortunately CoD skins were always absolute dogshit, so I'm glad they are finally moving in the right direction.

>>714981424
>return to form
fr fr no cap

>>714981262
MW2019 was barely changed since infinity ward DOES not listen and thats a good thing, you started seeing them bend the knee a bit with MW22 but still it made CODfags cry bloody murder.

MW3s reboot was bad since sledgehammer basically over corrected everything and whenever you look at specific COD content creators they praise this one randomly

>>714981554
I swear this webm spic faggot has this shit in his holster whenever someone praises MW2019 here. Slide canceling and YY;ing was discovered later

>>714975443
Funny how Simpsons is the least funny of the 3 nowadays.

>>714980656
Most normal people know 2019 was good its the COD fanboys especially treyarch cock suckers who say its bad

>>714981554
This is why Modern Warfare II was good the fact they actually killed slide canceling and made movement so obtuse made so much fags cry

>>714973769 (OP)
American Dad > Rick and Morty

>>714981808
>why Modern Warfare II was good
Not with timed perks, who are you fooling? people liked 2019 more than Nicki Minaj Warfare

>>714981929
anything to kills sweats is good for me t b h

>>714974459
kek Sieges operator evolution will never stop being hilarious to me
>Season 1: Man with hammer
>Season 10: Elite female sniper that is paralyzed and is carried around by a four-legged robotic assault platform
Like which retarded Tom Clancy cousin did they find to take over character designs?

>>714977894
take me BACK

>>714982028
look up alterware.net its iw4xs updated version you do play video games right you dont blog all day on /v/ right?

>>714981557
You weren't there at the start where movement speed was like half of what it would be, minimap wasn't on unless you had a UAV, and Night versions of maps were in rotation. It gave an honest shot at being different. It's just that so much of the marketing was "'Member MW2?" so people who wanted old CoD bought it and threw a fit on reddit

>>714974842
It tried to be grounded. The old CODs had history documentary as cutscenes. The gameplay wasn't ARMA or anything, but there was an attempt. The whole franchise was born out of a dispute with EA for not having a "weaponless" level in Stalingrad for a Medal of Honor game.

>>714977116
They'll probably do this again since BO7 is looking like the mwiii of BO6

>>714974569
SHE?!

>>714982120
No I was there and like I said all the changes were good to kick sweat lords in the balls. I could careless what you think or the community blah blah

Cod fags are too comfortable anything ruining your brainless strats makes you pissed so what if the perks loaded in? Change your gameplay.

>>714973769 (OP)
Does stan at least get a tactical outfit as his alt?

>>714981554
This shit made me drop the series for good. As long as they keep allowing this spastic garbage, I will not play. It’s stupid that every engagement boils down to jumping around a corner while spastically shooting and going prone all at once. Not at all the spirit of what the series used to be.

>>714977894
I miss this aspect of gaming. Same with dog tags in Battlefield.

>>714982129
And after said documentary a secret nazi zombies mode starts playing.

>>714981554
this was always the worst aspect of CoD though. I just want a CoD game where this shit is seriously toned down and SMG's aren't laser beams that kill you in .2 seconds.

>>714976937
She won't fuck you bro

>>714982917
Apex Legends

>>714974145
women like that do not exist

>>714982470
>It wasn't different
>Yes it was
>Yeah but it was a good kind of different!
Holy shit, go kill yourself

The COD19 stock roaster is so fucking good I'm afraid they are not going to do it ever again.

>>714981718
a cigar doesn't emit light like that
absolute hacks

>>714975380
>literally a direct result of capitalism
>Those darn leftists
This is why it was so easy to cover up the Epstein files.

>>714982734
This nigger doesn't remember CoD1 being a central town for
>everyone crouchjumps around the corner with a bolt action rifle
Or CoD4
>servers that kick you for crouchjumping around every corner

>>714978147
I played Promod(?) for the first Modern Warfare and then I haven't played any MW/COD since.

>>714973769 (OP)
i had testicular torsion when i was like 17, was born premature and it resulted in a double herniation
i've had a constant slight feeling of blueballs ever since

>>714977490
you are right and everyone is acting weird about it.
just because cod wasn't trying to be ARMA tier milsim doesn't mean that the art design was cartoon characters and pop stars with pink hair.
Cod always seemed to explicitly be the "tacticool" game where every character was covered in a bunch of gear. now it's discount Fortnite for mentally stunted people who have bought 18 cod games and literally cannot control themselves to stop at this point

>>714973821
>would fuck Steve in the ass. I know he doesn't have one but still
???
Steve does have an asshole, it's Roger that doesn't

>>714984765
No I mean Steve has a flat ass, no cushion for the pushin so to speak

I'm so fucking sick of crossovers

>>714984890
Yet you love it when anons from other boards post on /v/, curious

>>714984867
oh
I once fucked a really skinny girl, she'd hurt my hips when she was bouncing on top of me...

>>714981667
>nowadays
Irrelevant. None of the copies will ever reach simpsons highs.

>>714982018
If you played the division games you could definitely see this coming

>>714974734
I honestly think these are better. If you absolutely HAVE to have your gay fortnite collab shit I would rather it try to fit the art direction a little bit.
>b-but my adult cartoons wouldn't look right without my dogshit eye rape cel shading
Then it shouldn't be in the game go fucking play a game with cel shading already instead of slapping that shit here where it looks even more out of place.

>>714985889
whoa sign me in

>>714985992
up, ESL

>>714986276
whoa never mind i don't like the staff, sign me down

>>714985889
>comparing porn and drugs to skins
This is why these analogies are always retarded

>>714985047
Yeah that's why even though /v/ hates it a ass bigger than the average Soul Calibur girl is necessary for sex outside of Missionary

>>714985889
what's wrong w/ this

>>714977116
>>714974312
i bought this cat skin for 30 fucking dollars, why doesnt mw19 carryover the skinsss ahhhhh

>>714985262
you mean the highs that ended almost thirty years ago?

I still think the family guy dude was tipped off about 9/11

>>714973769 (OP)
What's the problem?
If you play Call of Duty you deserve this and worse, you fucking slop-eating cattle

>>714973769 (OP)
Never played any cod multiplayer and last cod i played was mw2(og)

>>714987490
Yes.

>>714973769 (OP)
All crossover games made after 2001 that aren't made in flash are soulless slop.

How much profit did the transexual bullets DLC provided to ZeniMax & Activision by the way?

>>714973769 (OP)
NOOOOOOO NOT MY BELOVED NICHE GAME

no anyone who actually plays real games gives a shit about what is going on in cod