Costcosloppa hits right in very specific moments in life

>>714978996 (OP)
Red Bvll for me

>>714978996 (OP)
monster for me

gamer fuel: 3rd world edition

>>714980401
>ALL beef hot dog
>1.50

>>714982305
>not gay
>want that beautiful cock inside me

what's happening to me?

>>714978996 (OP)

>>714982431
yes. most people go to costco instead of walmart cause cheap hotdog is fun.
its like ice cream scone, a scone with tiny amount of ice cream is 6 dollar, when a 2L tub is 2.5 dollar, but scone is much more fun

>>714982387
More like cancer edition. He seems like he has enough time to... Not kill his customers.

zeros kenyos for me please

>>714982431
Yes, its a loss leaderr

>>714978996 (OP)
I wish I wasn't in a 6 month long deficit and can drink shit like this casually

>>714982757
But by all beef, they mean horses cocks and cows lips.

For me its this
>only one store in town sells it

>>714978996 (OP)
>zero ultra monster
>john player smooth (king size)
>Fudgee-Os

Fresca Black Cherry

>>714982957
So a feast fit for the greatest emperors of history, who exclusively ate gorilla asscheeks and porcupine snouts.

>>714982387
Not gonna lie. The worst part is that he handles the food with his hands when. He has a spatula sitting right there. I ain't even gonna touch the gutter oil.

>>714980401
The people who brag about their savings at this chain are so fucking retarded. Wow you got a good deal on some soda and a cheap hotdog and all it cost you was a fucking SUBSCRIPTION PAYMENT FOR THE SUPERMARKET. KYS COSTCOTARDS

>>714983284
>The worst part is that he handles the food with his hands
no, thats not the worst part retard

>>714983289
You only need to eat like 4 Costco pizza a year to break even.

>>714982387
is he cooking it in crude oil?

>>714983382
Ya, but that's the easiest thing to fix. He has cooking utensils. Just use them they are right there.

>>714980401
what happened to those "we're costco guys" people?

Absolutely based choice of soda op

>>714978996 (OP)
Miami Nights is the only flavor of gfuel/supps/sneak/glytch/etc that is any good.

>>714983632
It turned out they were jewish

>>714983289
Yea its not like you get cheaper gas and a cheaper price on nearly every grocery item you buy there, people just spend 60 a year(30 if you split with a friend, they offer 2 memberships for the basic plan) for the funny cheap hot dogs. Retard
Also this >>714983459 but i think costco pizza tasts like cheap flavored cardboard so youd never catch me eating it

>>714983906
they should really offer a thinner crust option, theirs is pretty bland and doughy but i do like their sauce and the amount of cheese and toppings

>>714983754
I had some of my friends gamer supps the other day. It had this tiny ass scoop in the box and the recommended amount tasted like if you poured water into an empty monster can, so i put in another like 3 or 4 scoops and was straight geeking for the rest of the day

>>714978996 (OP)
>artificially flavoured beer
despicable

>>714984445
>drink the equivalent of 8 cups of coffee worth of caffeine
>tweak out
Sounds about right. It's supposed to be flavored water, not liquid candy, hence the no sugar stuff.

>>714984450
Viagra, lol.
Is anyone of you really consooming this crap?

>>714984678
Its soda, not actually beer. Its like root beer, only made with black birch bark instead of sassafras root.

Hey guys in the next month I’m going to be working from 7 am to 9 pm without leaving the store for a week. I own a gas station with my dad and he’s going to be visiting my sister so I’ll be by myself. I’m gonna have to DoorDash food.

>>714984952
Okay.

>>714984772
It stained my USGI canteen so now all my water is flavoured water. Checkmate jschlatt

>>714984952
yeah

>>714982694
Doctor Walker's amber restorative.

>>714984992
>>714985079
Thanks guys. It’s gonna be very long and boring and I won’t have time to go to the gym but I’ll be fine I think. Gotta drink some energy drinks sadly.

>>714985051
Honestly, lucky as hell. I had one of those when I was a kid, surplus of course, and it tasted vaguely of vomit. I only tried drinking from it twice, after multiple repeated washings, still vague hints of vomit. God damn.

>>714983192
Buy some grenadine.
Add 3/4 of a spoonful to any drink or soda and like magic you have "cherry flavoured X".

Before you ask: no, it doesn't taste like foots, it's basically a better, cheaper Dr Pepper.

>>714985647
Does it taste like feet?

>>714985701
You motherfucker.

>>714983289
You really do save a shitton of money by shopping there compared to a lot of other grocery stores.

>>714984952
nice blog post retard

>>714983754
The Gundam one was pretty good tasted like ramune candy

>>714985842
Thanks man. My sister has 5 kids so my dad will be happy to see them. Gonna be tough on me though but that’s what I’m here for.

>>714982431
I heard something about how the CEO threatened to murder some executive who suggested they should increase the price of the hotdog. Probably just some 4D chess marketing stunt to gain favor, but still Costco has my respect for selling the hotdog at a loss solely to benefit the customers.

>>714985921
I believe in you retard you can do it

>>714984445
kek

>>714985921
It's just five days. You can dew it.
Use your experiences to mercilessly bully neets who are bad at posting with a clear conscience.

>>714986028
>solely to benefit the customers
I'm sure you are aware, but they don't sell the hotdog that cheap to benefit the customers.

>>714986028
They're called loss leaders, you guarantee a good deal and people are more likely to buy more stuff. They also pay their staff way better than most retail stores, so you get employees that take pride in their work and make the environment more conducive to sales. Line go up retards are genuinely too mentally fried to comprehend basic human decency.

>>714986263
Hotdogs are medicinal. Be reasonable.

>>714978996 (OP)
>Gamer Fuel
For me? Its:
raw dawg
blood sausage
raw oysters on the shell
head cheese with the stoutest mustard
chicken livers
horseradish
milk (cow, goat, camel, mare)

>>714980401
Why do Americans eat beef hotdogs instead of pork?

>>714986347
prions control this host entity

>>714986097
Thanks I’m not smart so that’s why I have a gas station.
>>714986229
I got this. The thought of eating barbacoa tacos from DoorDash will help me get through it.

>>714985205
Just try think of the money anon.

>>714986439
The majority of American hotdogs are pork or pork/chicken amalgamate, retard.

>>714986439
Jews popularized them here. Frankly, :^) I like them a bit more than ones with pork in them.

remember not to breathe and swallow at the same time

>>714986597
did he died

>>714984914
Aw man I really wish I could try some that sounds nice

>>714986597
Wtf happened there? Did it taste so nice that he just couldn't function?

>>714986439
We have everything here. We even eat mystery meat hotdogs

>>714986865

got food into his wind pipe and passed out looks like

>>714978996 (OP)
If you're from PA then I recommend trying the Kutztown Soda stuff. Their Birch Beer is very nice but I like their Sarsaparilla more. I get mine from the Blair Candy Company in Altoona.

>>714986597
did he die

>>714986761
>>714987135
no. lucky for him, the crash knocked the food out saving his life

>>714986980
Shit's like the trucker guy in the Resident Evil 2 intro

>>714978996 (OP)
>>714987052
>more PA anons ITT:
Shit I thought I was the only one here

>>714987052
Yo what the fuck is wrong with you fuckers and your pizza

>>714987254
>I'M A MANIAC, WHY AM I BITING THIS--AUGGHGBLHGJGG

>>714980401
Two for a dollar and that's cutting me own throat.

>>714983192
I'm with you. This was a childhood favorite but 7up really fell out of the public eye, and most places don't even sell alt versions.

>>714985450
I might actually do this.

>>714987412
Altoona is an outlier and should not be counted for our pizza. It being square is more common here though.

>>714978996 (OP)
Half a THC gummy (I fall asleep if I have a whole), and I make Arnold Palmers with Milo sweet tea and lemonade. I always though Arnold Palmers sounded disgusting, but they’re actually not bad, or maybe I’m just getting old.

>>714987479
Kek

>>714987479
lmfao

>>714982957
they actually mean a slurry of beef fat and collagen protein sandblasted off the carcass after all the actual meat is removed

>>714987052
>>714987358
i'm from South Jersey

>>714988117
i am so sorry for you and hope you get well soon

>>714988103
based, glad we are using the entire carcass instead of wasting it.

>>714988228
I'm not trying to villainize it or anything, just fax

>>714988103
Man, you should see British sausages. During the war, they were stuffing those things with so many breadcrumbs that people didn't know whether they should put mustard or marmalade on them.

>>714988332
what war?

>>714980401
Were Costco guys! Of course we shop while eating chicken bake! Of course we gotta try da new double chunk chocolate cookie!

>>714988390
WW2

>>714988390
World War 2, obviously. Do a little research on wartime rationing, it's a fascinating topic.

>>714984450
>vanilla cheesecake
every time

>>714984450
the last funny piece of OC 4chan ever made, belongs in a museum

>>714986597
damn that sucks

>>714987052
sarsaparilla? just like my favorite videogame fallout new vegas
what a funny meme

>>714984450
fuck me I laff literally every time at TESTOSTEROIDS and GET SHRIPPED

>>714988701
it tastes nice!

>>714980401
The $10 for an 18 inch pizza is an insane deal desu. Very greazy and you usually have to call ahead but good if you have a party

>>714984445
Weakling, I follow the doomrider diet.

Someone post the "anons drinking only water" ms paint image pls

>>714988701
Nice, when did you start on the hormones?

>>714988720
The (◔ω◔) Vanilla Cheesecake does it for me

>>714986592
>Frankly
Underrated

>>714980401
Chicken bakes are so fucking good. Why do ameritards get it but not leafs?

>>714989112
I gotchu eff-ay-em.

>>714989449
And the opposite end of the spectrum as a bonus. Water is Schrödinger's liquid, existing in a quantum superposition of simultaneously being for virgins and for chads.

>>714982387
That fucking oil looks like instant death, holy shit.

>>714978996 (OP)
>look at the label for ABV
>non alcoholic
What's the point
>>714983289
>t. mommy still shops for me

>>714990141
its soda you fucking retard

>>714985647
BASED Dr Foots enjoyer. I miss this shit after leaving swampland and they'll definitely never be able to sell this in other countries.

>>714990345
I realize that you fucking retard. If there's no alcohol in it you fucking retard why don't you just drink water you fucking retard? Fucking retard.

>>714978996 (OP)
Bang's made their own version.

>>714990752
WHAT

>>714990442
because it tastes good? what an odd thing to ask

>>714980401
Costco is for people who dont look at the ingredients list on anything and then go "Why do I have regular migraines?" while consuming literal industrial waste and mortician ingredients.

I've been trying different "beers" lately

>>714990752
that is Barq's. Do zoomers not know how to read cursive?

>>714982173

Drink it cold my nigga.

>>714986439

Beef are better, especially with a snappy natty casing.

>>714990442
because people like soda? why are you this retarded

>>714990752
For me? It’s Bang’s

Just a reminder that mutts whites created nothing, costco was created by a jew as usual
Whites like to larp as creators and scientists when all shit out there is created by jews or their golems
Costco is a jewish creation, same goes for Sams club

>>714991018
If you drink anything that doesn't have booze in it besides water or coffee "because it tastes good" you're a fat retarded sack of shit

>>714991085
based
thanks for the hotdogs shlomo

just water for me thanks

>>714991229
flavored water is gross

>>714991291
You just need to find the right kind

>>714980401

>>714978996 (OP)
I like keeping bottom shelf liquor by my desk and take a swig every so often. The burning feels nice.

>>714991378
>you just haven't tried the right strain bro

>>714991140
Me when I’m trans

>>714991229
based
>>714991392
based

>>714982865
keep it down will ya

>>714991291
it tastes bad flat ill admit but its fine carbonated

>>714991491
Good for you sister, but you're still a fat retarded sack of shit.

>>714991385
Ngl 2 dollars for slop is pretty damn good

>>714991626
You would have to be fat to get upset at beverages existing

>>714990442
What got this thirdie’s panties in a bunch?

>>714991140
>coffee
Found the tranny

>>714990925
>non-alcoholic
it should be illegal to these 'beers'

>>714991378
youre an absolute fool if you drink this shit, this is sweetened with nothing but that artificial shit like coke zero is. its drinking soda trash with chemical poison. Stick to waterloo and polar ice shit like that if youre a soda fan.

>>714992119
Learn English

>>714992164
shes right though

>>714991140
>NOOOOO SAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE SODA
it’s just soda, you retarded sperg. you’re going to autist rage at us for eating salad without ranch too?

>>714984450
I prefer this one.

>>714992914
>eating salad without ranch
You guys somehow keep proving yourselves to be more fucking retarded than I thought

>>714992914
>eating salad
Nasty. Regular veg tastes better and is better for you. You deserve autist rage for being so confident in your dogshit tastes.

>>714990946
>fell for it award

>>714991140
>>714993110
So, you’re a retarded fat fuck amerilard that has to put ranch on everything and put liquor in everything. No wonder you’re so annoying. You picky obese fat fucks are the worst posters

Black tea is the best gamer drink
>caffeinated
>sugarless
>tastes good (brew quicker if it was too bitter you midwit)
>cheap
>no coffee shakes but still helps you stay sharp and active
>can drink as much as you need to hydrate and not overdose on caffeine
Now I have very little need for energy drinks, especially with B vitamin supplements.

>>714993434
I weigh 135 pounds faggot. Because I consume nothing but coffee, water, REAL BEER and salad WITH RANCH. Fuck off euro, your government probably wouldn't let you live like a real man if even if you wanted to.

>>714993395
>hates salad
You’re a retarded autismo too. Holy shit, you fat fuck whales are the fattest and nastiest posters. None of you are human

>>714982387

>>714991385
Billion Dollar Company
So why the hell does Sora keep browning itself?

>>714994196
americans drink the shittiest vodka

>>714993938
Go drink your fake little girly beers and eat a ranchless salad you worthless waste of human consciousness. I pity you.

>>714983754
Nuka Cola and the Tekken flavors are my go-to

>>714978996 (OP)
any one of these from barq's is great

>non-alcoholic
sparkling water with pomegranate juice
>alcoholic
old rasputin imperial stout

>>714994258
It all does the same thing

>>714994829
I prefer Oliet Bang's, personally.

>>714980401
Is a Costco membership worth it? I've never shopped there because I don't buy anything in bulk.

>>714995354
If you exclusively buy in bulk, yes. If you don’t, it’s worthless

>>714995354
I feel like buying in bulk is the whole point, so if you’re not supporting a family or hoarding like a doomsday prepper probably not

>>714995192
>Oliet Bang

>>714984450
>contains onions
oh nuuu.

>>714994258
>oh yes my high quality flavorless ethanol drink... definitely worth the money!

>>714989579
We were forced to carry gallon jugs of water and have them finished by the time school ended, it started a habit that stuck with me into college despite not playing football anymore. My roommate was on the football team, though, but he had those fancy-ass supreme gallon thermos contraptions and was also "encouraged" to hydrate all day.

Thanks for stealing me a few, DB. Sorry you got cut.

>>714995354
Honestly i only really use mine for things like toilet paper, trash bags, washing detergent/dishwasher pods and the like. the Kirkland brand stuff is incredibly cheap, often times cheaper in bulk than most other store brand stuff from places like walmart and target, and it's all good quality too.

It's $60/year for a membership, and i'm spending maybe $100 every month or two, which leverages out the cost. I tend to avoid grocery items because at that point it's too much food for storing, but sometimes i can get a solid deal on canned goods or pasta sauces, seasonings, or bulk snacks if i'm really up to it. But for the most part just sticking to home goods is enough to justify the cost

>>714991385
>using AI slop to call other things slop
oh the irony

>>714978996 (OP)
Skooma. Shaken, not stirred.

>>714980401
Such a scam costco. The only thing they’re good for is when you’re traveling the country and want to find a not ghetto neighborhood to stay at.

>>714995354
Yeah it is, discount gas and a lot of cheap bulk stuff saves me a couple thousand a year. You still need to do some math to see if the per unit price of something is cheaper, but it's usually significantly cheaper than what you get most places. A lot of their loss leaders are essentials like eggs too so they sell certain things for barely any to no profits just to get people in the door and even then it does add up. Just don't buy their electronics or kitchenware and you're good

>>714983754
Plain coconut is good

>syrup
>syrup
>syrup
>syrup
these aren't drinks

>>714986486
shut up tasty meat
seriously, you sound edible and heavily salted

PA reporting

>>714999296
No, this is the drink.

>>714985647
mijn neger

>>714999802
>yuengling
Gay poster confirmed.

>>714986597
i had that happen once, ate a fish sandwich at a rest stop at 2am and was super hungry and a few crumbs just ended up in my windpipe, i started seeing less and less colors ( i was alone as well)

fucking scary

do you guys also like sharing your gamer fuel?

>>714992029
ginger beer is a beer made of fermented ginger in yeast, due to its ingredients it barely ferments enough to cause carbonation, let alone alcohol production. it usually qualifies as a nonalcoholic beer between 0% and 0.5% alcohol, but if you try hard enough and use added sugars you can get ginger beer to qualify as a smallbeer of under 3% alcohol. only things like grain beers or honey ale can actually crack 3%.

>>714997107
Only the finest from Elsweyr’s poppy fields. Comes with a side of jittery hallucinations and mild amnesia. Perfect for a night out or forgetting about your Skyrim marriage.

>>714999802
America's oldest brewery is chinese?

>>714994258
Who cares? It tastes like paint thinner.

>>714983289
lmao did they turn you away at the door?

>>715001043

>>714990752
bro that's not how best before dates work

>>715001674
Muaaaah the Elsweyr ... skooma is known for its excellence

>>714993558
For me I vary between a selection of teas, but my favorites have been Jasmine and Pu-erh. A bit of honey if I want to sweeten it up; if you never tried it before using honey to sweeten a good black coffee is also delicious, but I think I just like honey too much.
If there's something I'm addicted to that I shouldn't be it's those big cans of mint/blueberry yerba mate with the cane sugar those fuckers are good

>>714982387
pajeet food, never ever.

>>714986597
Good riddens. Looks like a council worker. Fuck em

>>715000890
maybe stop being fat?

>>714990752
"Birch beer?" Is that different from ROOT beer?

why get a hogdog when you can get a burger for the same price

>>714984450
>not satan rape nigger madness
never gonna make it

>>714986597
i remember choking on a steak bad before, luckily im a skinny skeleman so i just yoinked my bone fingers down my throat and pulled it out my windpipe.
made me glad i am not fat since sausage fingers couldn't hope to achieve the same solution.

>>714978996 (OP)
You a tasteful motherfucker

>>714990752
i see your gunt and sweatpants anon.
have some damn standards man.

I average around 12 - 14 of these bad boys daily.
95% of my daily fluid intake is tea.

>mild-trolling a server until being kicked out

>Hot as fuck summer
>Used to mix this with beer all the time
>Eventually just quit the fucking beer and started drinking these by themselves
Best decision I ever made.

>game tries to pander to new audience

poor people wouldn't understand this

nothing but the finest on a warm summers day

>game crashes as soon as you open it

>>715010980

>>715010913
How do you eat burgers like this? It won't fit in your fucking mouth. I should make a videogame about it.

>game offers free DLCs

>modding crashes you game

>>714983289
you get a rebate on all your purchases

>>715011165
>I should make a videogame about it.
would be fun making burgers and make sure nothing falls from it after the first bite or avoid people to dislocate their jaws while trying to take a bite. score is based in having the right ingredients and bonus if you can add more without causing a mess

>uncompressing game you downloaded

>>714978996 (OP)
usually i have a litre bottle of wine with my $1800 gaming PC that i use only to play the most resource intensive games like GZDoom mods or Nethack lol

>>714980401
i went to a Costco and the place was so fucking crowded and it was called a "quiet day" and people were literally spawn camping the bagged roast chickens and there were so many ethnics and they had the same worried expression on their face like they had a slight sense of panic? they had the weirdest expressions in their eyes and being there really made me feel depersonalised in a way, i fucking hate going there

>entering a cozy server

Love me some good birch

>DRM games

>game has a shit ending

>new gaming console gets released

>>715011674
man, something about seeing excess amounts of food of tonnes of variety really activates that neural pathway of the joy of being a farmer in the 18th century harvesting a bountiful crop yield.

>>714986028
>for selling the hotdog at a loss solely to benefit the customers.
Please look up what a loss leader is. It's the same reason why rotisserie chickens are cheap as well.

>game has bugs

>>715012526
>normies freaking out about a free extra bit of protein

>>714983754
I've felt so much better after I started drinking this stuff though. I'm not constantly battling my GERD for some caffeine.

>genderbend main character from previous game

>>714984450
for me it's pic related

>>715013131
what's the drink? chink booze?

Behold the best pizza for gaming. Cheap, slightly smaller so easier to handle. And surprisingly good for a convenience / gas station

pepperoni pizza is good

>>714991385
I like that people used the studio ghibli filter so much it ended up corrupting AI for good inside and outside like liver disease because the AI kept copying AI images copying AI images copying AI images copying-...

>>714986761
He's a trucker, he's fucking invincible as long as he's inside the giant mack truck.

>>714986439
Most hotdogs are pork / cow / sometimes chicken mix in the us.

Also beef hotdogs are way better then pork.

>>714990752
It's Barq's, not bang's you zoomie.

>>714991140
Kek, I bet you think you're so manly anon.
You sound like an alcoholic.

>>715017509
>I bet you think you're so manly anon
Yes
>You sound like an alcoholic
Yes
You think this is new information to me? Pussy.

>>714983632
The rizzler out popularized them.

>>715010770
Earl Grey or Chamomile are my go to's, depending on if I want to stay awake or sleep. Tea is GOAT'd

>>715011189
imagine her SHITS bros !

>>715010980
>>715011128
Anon seafood boils are poor people food

the plums are the best part

>>715019952
>he thinks the zogboiled slopbags are for poors
lol. lmao.

>>715019952
This. Medieval peasants cooked this way for years. But, it’s still pretty good though if you’re a seafoodchad

Honestly I just drink water
When I’m watching something I’ll be excited about good food and what not but not when I’m actively gaming

>Anericans need anything except water as fuel
Fucking fat asses, no wonder you're a laughing stock.

Czechbros makes some good shit

>>714983754
That's my favorite regular flavor, but my favorite flavor overall has been their Gummy Worm flavor that they had for Halloween one year.

>>715011674
If I remember correctly, the context is it's Thanksgiving on the sub or something like that.

>>715011826
>Sony in charge of providing lunch

>>715020580
For me, it's these krauts

>>714978996 (OP)
Hello my fellow east coaster

>cherry pepsi/vanilla coke
>garlic rye chips/mini pretzels
Pepsi is better than coke and cherry Pepsi is the best Pepsi, but there is something about a fresh, cold, vanilla coke bears every Pepsi and hits the spot every time.
I almost wish I could enjoy it again. ever since I cut back drastically on pop, it isn't as refreshing as ice cold water.

Why is beer so disgusting, how do you homos drink that nasty crap?

>>714990752
>All these fucking newfags replying
Shame

>>714980401
Bros....

>>714995354
I shop for meat there monthly. One trip is good enough for the entire month. When you can get 5 lbs of bone-in, skin-on chicken thigh for $2.99 and 5lbs of lamb butt for $4.99 it's pretty good deal. And I can pick up a 24-pack of sparkling water for less than $10 when a 12-pack would be like $8 at the grocery store.

>>714989579
Based! Hustler university taught me to take hydration seriously and not be a pansy little british faggot about drinking water.

>>714999802
Pure piss. Drink some Yards if you want good Philly beer

>>714978996 (OP)
>check it out on Amazon
>20$ for 4 bottles or 24$ for 12 cans
Is that just resellers jacking up the price or is it an expensive drink? It seems good.

>>715021416
kek

Do you need more?

>>715021474
>good
>Philly beer
While we're at it do you know where I can find some healthy cigarettes?

>>715021627
>Blue Moon
First person I've seen in this thread with decent taste. Especially with the orange slice.

>>714995354
People who usually live on their own get it just for laundry/bathroom supplies alone.
>>714980401
Also when are they going to replace the fountain pepsi with coke, the pepsi at my store tastes like diet shit and they cant even be bothered to have mtn dew.

>>714999802
I like how this is worse than Bud but because it's le local landmark family owned 5 billion year old brewery you're required to pretend it's good if you're from the region.

>>715021627
What does it taste like? Asking for a friend (the friend is me)

>>714995354
Any nonperishables or things you can freeze make it worthwhile if there's one near you. Anything that you can't freeze that goes bad you'll probably throw half of in the trash if you're only shopping for yourself.

>>714982694
Based

>>715021993
Nta but I drink those a lot, kinda citrusy, not too heavy feeling, most bars will serve them with an orange garnish, really good if you're in the mood to spend a few extra bucks on your beer for the night.

postan a classic

>>715021993
Like a light crisp beer, so basically imagine bread water with a mildly flowery after taste. But it pairs really well with a bit of orange squeeze making it fruit bread water with a mildly flowery after taste

for me, it's apeburger

>>714994258
If it didn't cost $10 for 1.75L and doesn't have rainbow-colored bubbles it's vodka for pussies.

>See a bunch of downloaded drinks and food
>No one posting what they consume themselves.
Pathetic.
Camel milk or NOTHING!

>>715022852
>that's a real drink
I'd try that but I probably wouldn't be proud of it

>>714978996 (OP)
DUDE ALCOHOL LOL

>>715023701
>t. way to cool for degeneracy trad larper

>>714978996 (OP)
>>714990752
why the fuck is it brown?

>>715023869
grinch beer

>>715023828
beer makes you old, fat and bald


faster

>>715022852
On the topic of milk, I had to buy probiotic milk because the store was out of regular milk besides buttermilk and I wasn't buying buttermilk. I forgot what probiotic was and I was greeted to a sour yogurt. I had to contend with watering it down to make my homemade cheese sauce for my mac & cheese for a fourth of July party. Didn't taste bad, but the smell of plain yogurt was still pretty heavy after putting everything together.

>>715024061
>>715023701
>retarded zoomer hates booze because he can't mix it with his antidepressants
>thinks root beer has a traceable amount of alcohol
do you avoid kombucha too

>>715024061
Works on my end, maybe you just have bad genetics.

>>715024739
>retarded gen-x'er once again doesn't know what he's talking about
wowee what a shocker

>>714990909
What's in the ingredients smarty pants

>>714986439
Jews and Muslims ruined hotdogs for everybody

>>715024739
holy fucking projecting

>>715023869
Food coloring.

>>715013091
Same, man. This or caffeine pills were my options after finding out about ground cockroaches and realizing that was blatantly why drinking it was fucking me up.

>>714986439
Beef is better for hotdogs by a large margin. Pork is for sausage

For me? It's Combos, the best filled pretzel snacks. Sadly they discontinued the best flavor

What games does he play?

Let me guess, you need more?

>>715025109
Those were discounted? Thats a shame. All the pretzel ones only taste like way too much salt now and the cracker ones are getting harder to find in variety

>>715020580
I agree
for me? it's Budweiser Budvar

>>715025232
Yeah right? I loved the mealy crunch of the tortilla chips in that one, but I agree about the pretzels. There's less filling by the day and it makes them no better than anyone else's cheap pretzel.
Crazy to think that once upon a time, Combos pretzels were the new flavor and crackers were the pure option. They don't even make the pizza crackers anymore afaik

>>714982387
Cooking that shit with used Castrol GTX

>>714983289
You don't need membership to order at the food court, so it seems you are the retard

>>715025410
I like keeping a bag of snacks in my lunch for work and sometimes I have the cheddar cracker combos and believe it or not I suggest trying them after they have been in the fridge for a few hours.

Ol reliable

>Pizza Rolls made with "pizza flavored topping"
>Bagel Bites with "cheese blend"
>KraftHeinz owns most frozen national brands and steadily turns them all to goyslop
>Farm Rich products as expensive as takeout from a real restaurant
>Jose Ole in the same boat
>Wal-Mart trying their best to make competitors but even they won't stoop to the level of soishit that Kraft does
We finally got air fryers to make good snacks fast, but at what cost?

>>715025713
cute cowe

>>715024837
>retarded zoomzoom doesn't understand anything about anything
Many such cases. I almost feel bad for you guys, you are gonna be absolutely cooked when it's time to get out into the real world.

>>715025678
Huh, sounds good enough so I'll try it.
Conversely I can suggest against the garlic Parmesan cracker flavor, which is delicious if stinky. Eating a bag of those while drinking one night was the closest I've ever felt to having my heart stop kek

>>715021993
It's your standard blonde beer but with a little more alcohol.
Tastes great with an orange slice.

I'm quitting drinking (tomorrow)!!

>>715021627
I mix it with a little Orange Dry.

>>715021627
i saw the commercial where the orange dad saw his son's slice go into a guys drink and he became proud

>>715010913
Now THIS is GOYSLOP
>>714984450
>>715011265
Kek

>>714984450
Fucking top kek, reminds me of the time I bought a tub of MUTANT MASS. I love retard marketing.

>>714978996 (OP)
It's either sweet tea, coffee (with creamer), or water. Swapped out Arizona for Gold Peak; shit's good. No high fructose corn syrup either.

>>715010980
>magnesium citrate
what in the goddamn fuck

>>715028824
>creamer
I don't understand how anyone can drink coffee with shit like that or "coffee milk"
just put real fresh milk in there
even almond, hazelnut, oat and onionsmilk is better

>>715029239
>just put real fresh milk in there
The creamer I have is partially whole milk. Also, I've put whole milk in coffee before and it fucking sucks. Even unsweetened cream is better solely because of the minor adjustment to the texture it provides.

>>715028718
>>715028824
you are incel beta males on estrogen

>>714978996 (OP)
I wish they sold GFUEL/gamersupps with actual sugar
why can't they just put a moderate ammount of sugar, I fucking love the Monster Lo-Carb it's the right amount of sweetness but no everything's either 100 billion calories in sugar or zero sugar and it tastes like ass

>>715030268
You know granulated sugar dissolves in water, right? Just... put in as much as you want.

>330 calories for $1.65
for me, it's golden krust, the thinking man's slop

>>714978996 (OP)
for me its bangs

>>715021993
pale ale (if you're american, kinda like miller high life but less skunky) but with very very subtle coriander and orange. creamy, the way guinness is.

>>714984450
>turbonigger perfomance

>>714986439
america has all types
lamb,turk,beef,pork,fish
unless its the dirt cheap 1.50 weiners
that would be the pig butt hole stuff

>>714986597
me ,when my goth gf gets her scholng stuck in my throat

>>714986439
The US is pretty much the only country in the world where beef is cheaper than pork.

Choose

>>714983192
Man what the fuck happened to 7up? Used to be everywhere but now I only see it in out of the way places and it's never advertised anywhere. Sometimes I think they just stopped producing it at some point and then one day I'll randomly see it somewhere.

>>715031521
It’s still around. Depends on where you live. Over here, Sprite, Coke, and other sodas were just too competitive for 7up. So, stores here don’t sell 7up because it didn’t sell well

>>714992119
HEB brand stuff usually has natural flavors, so it tastes better than some name brand shit.

Currently it's got a be this

>>715031314
any vegetarian options besides chili cheesefries and onionrings?

>>715030573
but the powders are already sweetened with artificial sweetners

>>714994829
What's the difference between plain cream soda and red cream soda?

>>715029104
Forces the crawfish to regurgitate. Salt water also works.

>>714982387
It's like he gave up trying to cook that shit.

>>715013234
Pretty sure it's sake, rice wine.

>>715031917
Don't ask me, man, I dilute them into two shaker bottles instead of one because I like to stretch out my caffeine ingestion. I was just suggesting he could fix his "problem" on his own.

>>715031314
>those prices
Hot damn.
I'll take a For Tray Big Double Burger, onion rings, a cup of SLAW, and a double chocolate shake please.

>>715031032
I'm an american and yet I know what both of those drinks you are talking about are. I drink pale ales because I like flavor with my beer rather than the beer itself.

Too many brands like budlight taste like what I imagine Tow Mater's piss from cars to be flavored like.

>>714984450
>>714992953
>>715013201
ah yes, fake preworkout memes
im gonna dump here i goooooo

lel

if you got em, post em

>>715031314
>$4.99
Yeah, pre-covid :(

Om nom nom

>>714983289
costco isn't a supermarket. You only need to go like 2 times in an entire year to start making back the money. Instantly if you go for a big ticket item like a laptop, tv, or anything like that. That's with the shittiest tier of membership too.

>>715031314
Is Cheerwine on tap or glass bottles?

>>715031314
I bet this shit is triple the cost now. Still, those sides are impressive.

>>714982387
>Unwashed hands touching raw egg
>Hands that touched raw egg touching everything else
>raw meat just sitting out, uncooled and uncovered
>That tub of nasty ass water
>Oil that looks like it has been used for a decade and would instantly give you cancer

>>714982919
No it ain't retard. You got gaslit into believing that.
Of you think a hotdog and a bun cost more than 1.5 dollars you are retarded.
It costs Costco less than 75 cents
Same with pizza. Here's the secret pizza places dont want you to know: making pizza from scratch is unbelievably cheap. Less than 2 dollar.

>>715025197
Fuck you Texas and fuck your lone star beer
Fuck that fuckin Alamo and fuckin long horn steer

>>714978996 (OP)
Got my goblin beer. Yep I’m ready to game

>>714982387
>eggs mixed with black tar and Ramjeet's shit-covered fingers
This is India's only 5 Michelin star restaurant, btw.

>>715020580
It's miles better if you can get it on draft while in CZ.

>>714982387
No one noticed that there's cracked eggshell in the egg?

>>715033971
this isnt world of warcraft

>>714978996 (OP)
fill a cup halfway with extra strong tea, add a splash of lemon juice, fill the rest with mead.

It's a great and refreshing drink

>>715031314
Spicy Chicken, with cajun fries, cheese rounds, and a orange push-up milkshake.

>>714982387
you would be less likely to get sick by eating food out of a dumpster in a first-world country than whatever the fuck this is

>>714986439
pork is okay but a lot of the time I find it too sweet for a hot dog/brat

Not even from South America but this is good shit

>>715035353
stop smoking oregano you fucking hippy

>>715031785
fellow strawberry fan
i wish there was a straight banana flavor of one of these things, but it's always the secondary, at least give me one where it's the primary flavor

>>714982173
Franzia makes me nostalgic for my alcoholic grandma. God I miss her.

>>715031785
>>715035631
For any anon reading this tempted to get energy powder:
If you do get Gamer Supps AVOID DRAGONFRUIT PUNCH it tastes like dental drills.

>>714986439
>Why do Americans eat beef hotdogs instead of pork?
because of the jews

>>714983754
I like the tropical punch one but g-fuel never fit the need I got like ordering these guys in bulk do. Granted I work for the DoD so I consume ungodly amounts of caffeine every day.

>>715012112
me after reaching my big meaty paws into the discard bin and shoveling handfuls into my face until security drags me away

>>715035853
>work for DoD
>not rippits
Glowie, I...

fuck i miss it bros...

Can't believe no one's posted picrel yet. Fuck yo' GAYmer fuel
>>714985647
>cheaper Dr Pepper
Brown detected

>>715036076
Apple tea is better.

>>715035976
I work at PSNS dismantling subs. They don't sell those here. Only Monster, Rockstar, Bang, and Reign. Also don't drink anything besides the zero sugar drinks cause otherwise I feel like shit.

>>715036076
I would genuinely do heinous things for them to bring back orbitz or SoBe.
Willing to bet I accounted for at least 1% of total sales, I bought them so often.

>>715036119
Same, the ones with actual sugar make me crash harder than just not drinking anything, no fucking idea why, maybe some autism thing. You ever get a chance, try monster ultra sunrise, one of the only flavors of theirs i could stand

>>715036324
>monster ultra sunrise
Had my fair share of that. When it comes to the monster ultras I usually go for ultra paradise. Granted I usually don't drink monster ultra unless I either had too much caffeine initially or am trying to cut back. Usually consume around 300-700mg a day.

>>715033961
Shove it up your ass, you stupid sack of crap

>>715032950
He was connected to the CIA.

>>715036214
Did Orbitz taste good, how did the balls feel?

>>715036781
Yeah, the flavors of the drinks were great and the texture was like those welch's fruit snacks but tiny, if you ever had them. The banana and orange vanilla flavors were by far the best.

>>715036760
He was connected to a lot of shit, and probably only ("only") killed a few kids. The real perpetrators that filled his crawlspace and used him as a scapegoat were the OCCK and the North Fox Island ring.
https://youtu.be/YYU5ve7VH8U

>>714982305
Shouldn't you show that to girls?...

I am not a nigger so clean fucking water

best punch

>>715035353
peak comfy

>>715036781
>how did the balls feel

>>715032028
why not just use salt water then? Magnesium Citrate just feels like tempting ass-explosion fate

>>715039349
citrusy

>>714983289
The price advantage in contact lenses alone makes Coscto worth it. The cheap food court items, gas, and bulk groceries are all icing on the cake.

>>714986597
Had that happen to me kind of, I was 12 years old playing oblivion at home alone, chomping on a block of cheddar, I breathed in while I was eating, and a chuck got sucked in, and lodged itself, stayed calm and tried coughing, nothing happened, got scared so paced around a bit, still nothing, freak out a bit more nothing, lay down and accepted I was gonna die, was just happy I was in a comfy place, it dislodged itself and shot out of my mouth. Believe me you boys better learn how to self-heimlich

>>715031314
South carolina is comfy as hell, miss living there, funny because that is where I lived when I was choking on cheese.

>>714982387
Well bad news is that you will be shitting your intestines by the end of the day eating that.
BUT...
Any motherfucker you drop gets a -1 -1 counter for every point of damage you deal to them and cannot be regenerated.

>>715011826
something about the look of modern anime really pisses me off.

I'm cutting down my drinking but I prefer premix so I don't down a whole bottle.

>>715033921
You have to include salaries too

>>715031314
where the fuck is the strawberry milkshake

Not to act like a health focused fag, but how do you have anything other than water when gaming? It feels wrong to me to have a nice drink without something nice to eat with it but playing that isn't turned based while eating sounds like a hassle.

>>714984450
never game without a scoop

>>714980401
Why does Costco manage to keep a positive reputation while Sams club is a goddamn zoo?

>>715013131
Heh, Water Margin reference.

never drink alcohol in my whole life because my brother died drunk driving
if i were to start, which one?

>>715021823
It's honestly the only one I can stand.

>>715024861
Wish they sold this in the states.

Yankees will burst into flames if they drink it, it's verboten for them.

>>714986439
we have the space to raise beef, don't have to rely on a cheap substitute. pork hotdogs exist but nobody buys them.

>>715037231
interesting channel, thanks anon.

>>715044856
It's the cat's meow.

>>715044661
If you try beer and you don't know how it tastes, you won't like it. You should try cider instead. Did you know alcoholic cider is a thing? It's what I would recommend to people that don't drink.

No other chocolate bar compares.

>>715009590
root beer is made from sassafras root, birch beer is made from birch root. root beer gets the privilege of being called 'root beer' because it's 200x more popular. Root beer is supposed to generically refer to any drink made from any kind of root, but sassafras is so much popular than all the others that it's become synonymous.

>>715045248
White lion

>>714983754
What? No one tried the Angry Joe flavor?
Kek.

I just bought an adapter for my Drinkmate so I could hook a proper 5lb can up to it instead of wasting time with their stupid tiny bottles. Usually I just add a splash of lemon or lime but I've made various syrups as well

>>715021561
so they can claim "free shipping" they simply roll the costs of shipping and handling into the base price. fragile stuff like drinks take special care to ship without it breaking open or spoiling, which costs extra money.

>>714978996 (OP)

If you're a fat bastard like me and you like root beer I'll give Barq's zero sugar a recommendation. I can't afford the calories of real root beer so I tried this a few weeks back and I was pleasantly surprised.

>>715045518
Does that even have alcohol?

>>715044841
1. they do, in the international aisle
2. it's just cream soda

>>714978996 (OP)
Well guys?

>>715045598
>11%

What the heck. I'm sure it tastes good, but that's high in alcohol. Do you drink that?

>>715045518
Doing keto right now and finally picked up some Zero sugar sodas on a whim. What I'm realizing is the bullshit sodas that go half real sugar half artificial are what I don't like, too sweet and it seems to exacerbate whatever off flavors the sweeteners have. Straight Zero Sugar formulas are actually decent

>>715045567

Not unless you pour bourbon in it.

>>715045698
>Not unless you pour bourbon in it.

Sounds like it's worthless then. I would gladly drink those beers in your image. The only time I've seen glasses like that is when I went to a German restaurant.

>>715045248
Butterfinger mogs all alternatives.

>>715019952
Here in Spain it's usually one of the most expensive meals. That being said, it's nothing like that video.

>>715045940
>Here in Spain it's usually one of the most expensive meals.

Yeah, I have to wonder where someone lives where seafood is cheap. Maybe he lives seaside, and they catch seafood in his town. That would be a great place to live.

>>715045940
>>715045992

Those were crawfish in those webms. They're river crustaceans we have in the southern US and they're pretty cheap because they don't have a lot of meat in them. They taste like crab if you can be bothered to deal with getting in their shells though.

>>715035353
the fuck am I looking at

>>715045992
Precisely I live on the seaside of Spain, with a lot history of seafood industry and fishermen. It's still incredible expensive, specially goose barnacles, though the harvesters of these usually risk their lives on the activity.

>>715046113
Oh! We got an invasion of those back when I was a child. They made a mess on the ecosystem back in the day. I think I ate some and It was just as you said. As usual, river food comes short versus seafood.

>>715046326
>Precisely I live on the seaside of Spain, with a lot history of seafood industry and fishermen. It's still incredible expensive

All the talk about seafood makes me want to eat seafood. The cheapest seafood I can get is fish and chips. Do you have that where you live? Sushi is also an option.

ENTER

>>715046909
I used to drink Monster, but I bought a whole bunch of this, and I have to drink it before I buy anything else.

>>715047060
sugar is not good for you bro lets not do that

>>715047115
Posting on 4chan isn't good for you either. Maybe you should stop. You could also post in the rest of the board, which I got rid of. I'm guessing it's not good because it's full of people like you.

>>715047167
I have no idea why you had to lash out like that : (

>>715047198
I thought we were having an honesty moment. I was just being completely honest. You'll say sugar is bad and then spend hours on 4chan daily. It's okay because nobody else on this website has self-awareness either. If they did, they wouldn't be such horrible people.

>>714978996 (OP)
Bought a doctor pepper the other day in an imported goods store, I Will be eternally seething that it'll never sell locally, that shit is good

>>715047060

Get yourself a coffee maker a grinder and some beans. You can make your own iced coffee.

>>715047324

I didn't realize Dr. Pepper wasn't common outside the states. That's too bad. Their diet and zero sugar versions are also super close to the real thing.

>>715047363
Wow, thanks for the advice. I'm sure people could make any number of things by themselves. You could talk to people in person instead of ruining my website. Someone reply to me after I've filtered the thread. I need to filter these new threads they made after everyone realised they're camping threads full of people like them.

>>715047445
>Wow, thanks for the advice.

You're welcome friend. You could also try not being a smug prick.

>You could talk to people in person instead of ruining my website

Your website? I've been here way too long you candyass roodypoo newfag.

>>715047439
There's a lot of stuff from the states that literally can't be sold outside the US. You guys have a real gift at making poison that tastes extremely good

>>715047560

I doubt Dr. Pepper would qualify. Its no more fucked up than Coca Cola and they sell that everywhere.

>>715047560
It all tastes like corn syrup to me, because it is. Completely stopped buying anything American

>>715023701
DUDE GETTING TRIGGERED BY THE SIGHT OF ALCOHOL LOL

>>715046909
The comics and depictions of characters drinking Monster finally got to me and I tried some a few weeks ago. My favorites so far are Strawberry Dreams and Sunrise.

>>714982387
God i wish that was my dick.

>>714986597
what a lousy way to die
Did you know that humans are the only mammal capable of choking? every other animal can breathe and swallow at the same time.

>>715031785
i will never support them because they sponsor a 3d blacked porn creator lol

>>715046549
We don't have that one, but some businesses do sell fried fish like in the southern Spain. Regarding sushi, we got a lot of restaurants in the most recent years.

>>715047560
we're not interested in eating bugs and snails, sorry. now please try and pretend like the ban on kinder eggs isn't exactly the same.

Ritz should be like these by default. Spent my whole life eating them and it was like winning the lottery to open a box that had overcooked crackers.

>>715048195
carcinogenic crackers mmmmm
overcooking anything builds up acrylamide and elemental carbon which are both carcinogens

>>715048195
I meant to say that I spent my life eating them and in all this time, you'd think they would have made these at an earlier time.

>>714982694
>mix all the dregs from various distileries in a vat and sell it to americans

>>715048260
Have fun with your boiled food diet.

>>715021993
Its a wheat beer flavoured with orange zest and corriander seed

Very tasty, i'm not a flavoured beer guy but blue moon is just so inoffensive in every way. Its smooth, not as carbonated as most, the flavouring is light enough the wheat beer taste is still there and as many other anons have said a fresh orange slice really brings it up a notch, you can use bitter or sweet oranges they're both great

>>715048364
>implying Black isn't sold in Europe
why are yurotrash like this?

>>715021993
shit

>>715036708
MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP

IM A NICE GUY

>>715047560
We got dr pepper in the uk but much like coke its made with sugar instead of corn syrup

We actually just had a limited edition zero calorie cherry dr pepper, was pretty good but honestly despite the corn syrup, american cherry dr pepper is far superior

>>715013234
BaiJiu. it tastes like shit. Lived in China 9 years drinking it. Gasoline tastes better.

>>715031314
Yeah hi uhhhhhhh i'll have a uhhhhhhhh, wait, yeah my friend wants a uhhhhhhh, wait do you have anything bigger than a large for the drinks? Alright i guess we'll both take a uuuhhhhhhhhhh actually can you give us a minute?

>>715046204
>the government doesn't want you to know this but the leaves you see outside are free
>i have 375 leaves in my desk

>>714980401
You mean every moment

>>714978996 (OP)
agua

When did the gamer fuel threads become alcoholic generals? Imagine putting a meal's worth of calories into yourself while accumulating permanent liver damage, and also ruining your gaming session by impairing your ability to focus on the game you're playing on top of that. Retarded fucking degenerates.

>>715049806
It's almost as if 90% of people on this board actually hate vidya and only come here for the drama

>>715049136
>sugar
beet syrup* ftfy

ENTER

>>714978996 (OP)
Craving a monster right now but all I have is Arizona iced tea
>>714982173
Based alcoholic 38 year old woman.
>>715021823
It's too fizzy

>>715021993
it literally tastes like someone threw a pound of orange peels in your beer.
its rank like all citrus based beer is.

>>714982387
This fiend besmirches the entire Eggdom. He shall be tried for treason.

>>715050283
All hail the king
The only jeet I would eat from

What meal deal are you getting /v/?

>>715031314
bacon ruins so many burgers it's unreal.

>>714983289
>>714980401
My local Costco is full of browns and slanties now
Long ass line for at the food court. Impossible to park.
A Costco pie keeps me fed for a week but I can't stand being around them

>>715031314
anyway.
>small burger (girlled onions, american cheese and pickles)
>banana milkshake
>onion rings
>small fries
i'm not fat like (you)

>>715034132
i did but after he jammed his fingers in the egg and started cooking it in petroleum i thought maybe the eggshell isn't a big deal after all

got everything i need

>>715035831
I like dental drills. GATE kid btw if that matters...

man i love costco's meat department

>>715033779
Don't be racist now.

I fucking love ramen bros
I wish I could eat it for every meal every day.
No cleaning needed, no need to interact with another faggot person every day to buy it, you can eat it anywhere, its hot food with no effort etc etc etc
Too bad I like my kidneys too much

does water with a hint of lsd count as gamer fuel

>>715048031
that's complete bullshit. birds, dogs, cats, fish, and monkeys can all choke on prey that's too big for them if they're starving because they just don't pay attention to anything besides satiating.

>>715045518
>Barq's
It's Bang's you illiterate retard.

>>714982387
eggstranding a la Kojima

For me its adderall in the morning and a bag of chips every other day. The ideal diet.

>>715013378
Love that shit

>>715054104
why does it say barq's then?

>>714978996 (OP)
>birch
What does that taste like? Dr Pepper? Ginger beer?

>>715042554
easy think about the mental boost the juice or coffee gives over your enemy.

>>715056306
It's mildly spicy yet earthy

>>715057737
Like cinnamon?

>>715058028
I would compare it to nutmeg

>>715047769
Sunrise is amazing, the green one Fiesta also tastes really good.

>>715050203
Please sir, I'm fucking thirsty.