Thread 714984005 - /v/ [Archived: 397 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:14:49 PM No.714984005
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Try to make sense of this
No one was talking about the horse game release weeks before release but diehard fans, heck there were 3 times the amount for blue archive steam release threads only to be exposed as a flop and everyone expected the same for this game
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:16:04 PM No.714984089
ban steam charts threads
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:22:01 PM No.714984514
>>714984005 (OP)
Yeah it's weird seeing an organic success in an era where everything has paid shills and journoscum paid under the table to carry water, isn't it?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:25:52 PM No.714984794
Yeah turns out theres no logic or forewarning when something happens to go viral, weird.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:27:11 PM No.714984898
>>714984005 (OP)
Does blue archive even have any gameplay beyond fapping to its porn?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:27:48 PM No.714984937
>>714984089
fpbp
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:29:14 PM No.714985045
>>714984005 (OP)
>Try to make sense of this
Normies love gambling, streamercucks play it and boost popularity
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:30:19 PM No.714985127
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asmongold played it so now it's safe for normies to enjoy
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:31:08 PM No.714985179
>>714984005 (OP)
meme games are memes just like meme coins and meme stocks. They go up and down for absolutely no reason other than FOMO and HYPE.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:31:31 PM No.714985209
>>714984005 (OP)
Insane. Organic, word of mouth popularity is incredible. Compare it to Blue Archive which is legendary for stealth marketing and rabid, cultish fans. You know what I'm talking about. How many stealth AGP/ERP threads use Umamisime characters? None? But Blue Archive isn't even half the player count during their free 100 roll event. It's so strange.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:32:19 PM No.714985269
>>714984898
No
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:33:06 PM No.714985321
>>714984005 (OP)
Streamniggers are literally sheep.
Play gachaslop just because parasocial eceleb does!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:36:59 PM No.714985609
>>714985127
probably unironically this combined with that dumbass fuck blatant twitter add referencing the real horse
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:38:24 PM No.714985710
>>714985127
>most humans are drones
shocker
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:38:33 PM No.714985723
Uma Musume is perfect for the modern gaming audience. It's an easy to learn roguelike with attractive characters that puts out spurts of dopamine during races when your Uma pulls out a come from behind victory. Despite being a game about anime horse girls, it's surprisingly clean. They don't shove their chest, ass and feet into your face like the vast majority of gacha games with female characters. This makes it approachable to the normie audience. You have to resort to AI slop for umamusume lewds.

Is it FotM? Absolutely, it will have the same legs that Genshin had during 1.0 to 1.2. Keep in mind that Umamusume is an Cygames IP, and they're known to being very fucking stingy with currency. After everyone blows their load for the new support card, everyone will be fucking broke stuck with the same trainees for the next 8 months before you gather enough currency to actually roll again.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:39:29 PM No.714985803
Blue Archive is bribing its players to leave positive reviews, which is a violation of Steam's policy and they still aren't as positive as Umamusume's kek
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:55:31 PM No.714987095
I've only seen so much gameplay but it looks like it's all just menus, endless pop ups, and animations you just mindlessly watch.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:55:34 PM No.714987103
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>>714984005 (OP)
Show me the blue archive numbers
EVERYONE was talking about it so they must be doing way better right?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:57:31 PM No.714987248
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>>714984005 (OP)
>Try to make sense of this
>lots of chinks play terrible gacha casinoshit
ok and? why is this supposed to be noteworthy?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:59:10 PM No.714987376
>>714984005 (OP)
some retards like baldie and vtumours got paid to play it
their watchers install it because said person is "enjoying" it
99% of them will quit by the end of this month and only most retarded whales will keep playing
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:00:31 PM No.714987502
>>714984005 (OP)
It has become a meme, it's really that simple, it's more or less like what happened to demon souls, we'd need to see if this hype is sustained over time, I'd bet in two months it has dropped at least 60%.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:01:17 PM No.714987560
>>714985127
It was actually northernlion. Only incels watch asmongold these days.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:01:48 PM No.714987603
>>714984089
Dilate
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:21:09 PM No.714989048
Umamusume has a more unique premise, presentation and gameplay than your average gachaslop autobattler (Blue Archive) or mihoyoslop open world games that keep flooding the market. It's unique and charming enough to get the streamers to play it. It also has the benefit of being the newer game (global version at least) while Blue Archive has been out for years and anyone who wanted to play it probably already has. Also, BA being delayed to after Uma's release and popularity spike probably didn't help it.

The numbers will definitely dwindle with time, especially when the normies discover the grind and rng heavy endgame loop. Also depends how jewish Cygames is with this one.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:51:36 PM No.714991202
>>714984005 (OP)
BA is 4 years old and more niche. Horse game is new to global and has normalfag support. Just play what you enjoy.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:55:33 PM No.714991483
>>714987560
do they even do that anymore? Him wanted to defend Israel and asmongold also vouching for homogay crusader kings 2 makes me doubt that. His numbers is artificially inflated by some dark media company, used to think it was the daily wire, but that is more critical drinker's speed. Republicans HATE video gamers. I wonder if it's a steve bannon thing.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:57:34 PM No.714991621
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>mfw I now remember the BAniggers were fellating each other in the release threads that the steam version will break record and get 100k concurrent players
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:58:57 PM No.714991721
>>714984005 (OP)
i never saw anyone talk about helldivers 2 or baldurs gate 3 and those were massively successful games
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:59:15 PM No.714991747
>>714984005 (OP)
Why thought? I tried it and it's just menu simulator.
Is making cute anime girls enough to earn milions?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:00:41 PM No.714991849
>>714991721
almost everyone in my friend circle was on about baldurs gate 3 even after 2 years. That shit has gas.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:07:40 PM No.714992325
>>714984898
Let's put the final nail in the coffin by posting our own gameplay.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:14:41 PM No.714992852
>>714984514
Asmongold...