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Anonymous No.714985694 >>714985779 >>714986020 >>714986335 >>714986392 >>714986406 >>714986413 >>714986413 >>714986659 >>714987636 >>714988241 >>714988908 >>714989548 >>714989618
>enemy can detect traps
Anonymous No.714985779
>>714985694 (OP)
nortubel tier elephant
Anonymous No.714985908 >>714989618
prΓΆΓΆΓΆhhh :DDD
Anonymous No.714985928 >>714987636 >>714988908 >>714989603 >>714990381
>enemies have a charge attack
Anonymous No.714986020 >>714986205 >>714989917
>>714985694 (OP)
i thought elephants were herd creatures
Anonymous No.714986205
>>714986020
Females and younger elephants stick in a matriarchal group but adult males often go around by themselves
Anonymous No.714986214 >>714988908
>enemies can bug out
Anonymous No.714986330
>game is punny
Anonymous No.714986335
>>714985694 (OP)
smart slon
Anonymous No.714986350 >>714986993 >>714988502
>enemy can block your path
Anonymous No.714986392
>>714985694 (OP)
Based Beyond one could possibly Belief
Anonymous No.714986406
>>714985694 (OP)
good man
Anonymous No.714986413 >>714988897
>>714985694 (OP)
>>714985694 (OP)
how do i get an elephant BFF
not even a pet, but just an elephant fren who likes to eat bananas and lets me ride around on his back and we can go swimming and he can spray water with his trunk when its hot out haha asking for a friend
Anonymous No.714986570
>bosses are immune to most of your skills
What's the point?
Anonymous No.714986619 >>714988206 >>714988435 >>714988952 >>714989536 >>714989978
>game has random encounters with bandits
Anonymous No.714986659
>>714985694 (OP)
>game has mounted combat and damage bonuses against racial enemies
Anonymous No.714986694 >>714987034 >>714987336
>Boss has grab attacks
Anonymous No.714986887 >>714987034 >>714987104 >>714988185 >>714989941
>game has jiggle physics
Anonymous No.714986993
>>714986350
Can only imagine how satisfying that feels.
Anonymous No.714987000 >>714987651 >>714988290 >>714989296
>NPC can turn hostile
Anonymous No.714987025 >>714988663
>you can die in the tutorial
Anonymous No.714987034 >>714987187
>>714986694
>>714986887
are elephants just re-incarnated human males?
Anonymous No.714987104
>>714986887
hmmm melons :D
Anonymous No.714987187 >>714987365 >>714987518 >>714987549 >>714987871 >>714988797
>>714987034
Anonymous No.714987336 >>714988432
>>714986694
So when I do it it's harassment, but elephant gets a pass?
Anonymous No.714987365
>>714987187
>first orgasm is on the trunk of elephant
that girl will never be able to have a normal romantic likfe
Anonymous No.714987518
>>714987187
nice
Anonymous No.714987531
Our elephants /ourmammals/?
Anonymous No.714987546
>game has jumpscares
Anonymous No.714987549
>>714987187
uhh
Anonymous No.714987604 >>714988504 >>714988787
>NPC can extract resources from the player
Anonymous No.714987636 >>714988686 >>714989465
>>714985694 (OP)
Based elebro. Walk free king. Stomp around a lil
>>714985928
Moose scare the living shit out of me. I feel like reputation-wise they're the terrestrial version of hippos
Anonymous No.714987651
>>714987000
based
he knew she was only doing it for social media points
Anonymous No.714987670
>game has optical illusions
Anonymous No.714987760 >>714988145 >>714988965 >>714990031
>Game has alternative mounting mechanic.
Anonymous No.714987852 >>714988220 >>714988253 >>714988960
>Games has Draw Puzzle
Anonymous No.714987871
>>714987187
those zoomer elephants need an haircut
Anonymous No.714988131 >>714989606
>game has exotic mounts
Anonymous No.714988145
>>714987760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIio
Anonymous No.714988185
>>714986887
Grabbing those coconuts.
Anonymous No.714988206
>>714986619
Love those
Anonymous No.714988213
>Items eventually despawn
Anonymous No.714988220 >>714988318
>>714987852
yeah there's no way this is real
Anonymous No.714988241
>>714985694 (OP)
based elephant escaping
Anonymous No.714988253
>>714987852
>game has torture
Anonymous No.714988290 >>714988349
>>714987000
I would never get close to an elephantm
Anonymous No.714988318 >>714988419
>>714988220
elephants are extremely intelligent creatures
Anonymous No.714988331 >>714988696 >>714988715 >>714988950 >>714989123 >>714989145 >>714989640
>You have to kill the final boss even though he's completely justified
Anonymous No.714988349
>>714988290
they can be chill, just don't annoy them
Anonymous No.714988419 >>714988594 >>714988696
>>714988318
So are humans, and I was able to use my human intellect to conclude that this video is bullshit.
Anonymous No.714988432 >>714989651
>>714987336
Is your trunk that big?
Anonymous No.714988435
>>714986619
Lmao at the driver
Anonymous No.714988476 >>714990154
>enemies cannot be de-aggro'd
Anonymous No.714988502 >>714989156
>>714986350
>sits on it
fuck you!!!
Anonymous No.714988504 >>714989365 >>714989439
>>714987604
brehs...
Anonymous No.714988594 >>714989391
>>714988419
It's not bullshit and it was likely tortured from birth to do something like that. I think it is Suda the elephant.
Anonymous No.714988603
Anonymous No.714988619 >>714989575 >>714989749
>enemies can steal from your inventory
Anonymous No.714988663 >>714989425
>>714987025
so adorable how they scurried away behind its mother in embarrassment after acting mighty.
Anonymous No.714988686 >>714989115 >>714989762
>>714987636
Yeah they are pretty intimidating.
Anonymous No.714988696
>>714988419
Likely tortured like this animal.
>>714988331
:(
Anonymous No.714988715
>>714988331
Well now I'm sad.
Anonymous No.714988787 >>714989365 >>714989439
>>714987604
Imagine
Anonymous No.714988797 >>714989416 >>714990527
>>714987187
PUOOOOOOH
Anonymous No.714988816
Elephants are friends.
Anonymous No.714988897
>>714986413
Start by moving to a place where elephants run wild.
Anonymous No.714988908
>>714985694 (OP)
>>714985928
>>714986214
Animals are so based bros
Anonymous No.714988950 >>714989587
>>714988331
>animal smart enough to have individuality
>smart enough to remember faces
>smart enough to harbor resentment
Why piss them off?
Anonymous No.714988952 >>714989105
>>714986619
Kek imagine this being your day to day reality
Anonymous No.714988960
>>714987852
what the fuck, is this real? that's actually crazy
Anonymous No.714988965
>>714987760
Do hogs just give up trying to get something of their back?
this is the second webm I see of a guy jumping on one and it just bolts off after a spin or two
Anonymous No.714989016 >>714989129
>enemies can crawl
Anonymous No.714989090 >>714989315
>party members can injure themselves
Anonymous No.714989105
>>714988952
Life would be so much better...
Anonymous No.714989115
>>714988686
Would
Anonymous No.714989123
>>714988331
Get fucked
Humanity fuck yeah
Anonymous No.714989129
>>714989016
Elephants have 4 knees
Anonymous No.714989145
>>714988331
>Resident Evil Outbreak File 2.webm
Anonymous No.714989156 >>714989303
>>714988502
He was scratching his ass
Anonymous No.714989296
>>714987000
>Flat ass detected
Anonymous No.714989303
>>714989156
Gotta admit it does look like a taunt.
Anonymous No.714989315 >>714990402
>>714989090
I can understand tasing yourself. You'd want to know if you could take it. But why on a fucking table?
Anonymous No.714989365
>>714988504
>>714988787
>>>/k/
Anonymous No.714989391
>>714988594
Maybe you are right.
I am only willing to admit I was wrong because I can use your post to fuel my hatred for Indians.
Anonymous No.714989416
>>714988797
fuck you i wanted to do that
Anonymous No.714989425
>>714988663
>they
but there's only one there
Anonymous No.714989439 >>714989828
>>714988504
>>714988787
back to the deltarune threads
Anonymous No.714989465
>>714987636
>Moose scare the living shit out of me.
I don't know if a lot of people realize how fucking huge they are
Anonymous No.714989470 >>714989701
>enemies can sprint
Anonymous No.714989536
>>714986619
Gotta pay the tax
Anonymous No.714989548 >>714989643 >>714989736 >>714989785 >>714989993 >>714990018 >>714990061 >>714990181 >>714990331 >>714990470
>>714985694 (OP)
>enemy has advanced AI
Anonymous No.714989575
>>714988619
Anonymous No.714989587
>>714988950
Hubris. Humanity's first curse.
Anonymous No.714989603 >>714990131
>>714985928
>enemies have a charged attack
Anonymous No.714989606 >>714989959
>>714988131
being a slut looks pretty fun
Anonymous No.714989618 >>714989814
>>714985694 (OP)
>>714985908
>prΓΆΓΆΓΆh-ACK
Anonymous No.714989631
https://youtu.be/q81ptFSA4mk?si=bZ2l_ZaGHa4UrGhk
Anonymous No.714989640
>>714988331
>retard trying to hold the gate closed
Anonymous No.714989643 >>714989768 >>714989840 >>714990010 >>714990267 >>714990354
>>714989548
do those whale things eat the seals?
Anonymous No.714989651
>>714988432
Lmao
Anonymous No.714989701
>>714989470
>*waddle
Anonymous No.714989736
>>714989548
:(
Anonymous No.714989749
>>714988619
>they are always white
Around crackers, never relax
Anonymous No.714989762 >>714990431
>>714988686
why are the most dangerous animals on the planets always so cute?
Anonymous No.714989768
>>714989643
No they just take the fish from their fridge as a protection fee.
Anonymous No.714989785
>>714989548
>that glance at the camera
Anonymous No.714989814
>>714989618
:(
this can't have ended well with the fucking death spin
Anonymous No.714989828
>>714989439
>deltatroon
miss me with that reddit shit
Anonymous No.714989840
>>714989643
they're called Killer Whales
What do you think?
Anonymous No.714989917
>>714986020
Some are just jerks.
Anonymous No.714989941
>>714986887
Tentacle bros STAY WINNING
Anonymous No.714989943
>enemy grapple attacks can stunlock the player
Anonymous No.714989959
>>714989606
it's never to late to crack your egg ;)
Anonymous No.714989960 >>714990107 >>714990602
>enemy is an asshole
Anonymous No.714989978
>>714986619
Nosy creature
Anonymous No.714989993
>>714989548
>warming up on the ice sheet
>start seeing orcas pop their heads at the border
>instantly know your life is over
rough.
Anonymous No.714990010 >>714990210
>>714989643
>do those whale things eat the seals?
Yes. They also have complex language and we're on the cusp of being able to have conversations with them.
Anonymous No.714990018 >>714990132 >>714990218 >>714990228 >>714990463
>>714989548

Why can't the cameramen just save the seadog?
>hurr you can't intervene with nature
You are literally intervening with nature just by being there. Fucking safe the seadog and throw food in the water for the whales.
Anonymous No.714990031
>>714987760
HOG RIDAAAA
Anonymous No.714990061
>>714989548
This might just be the most impressive nature video ever put on film. If this was fiction people would call it unrealistic.
Anonymous No.714990107 >>714990197 >>714990248
>>714989960
i wouldnt be sad if every gator died this second
Anonymous No.714990131
>>714989603
Alternate title
>invisibility frames
Anonymous No.714990132 >>714990352
>>714990018
>You are literally intervening with nature just by being there
How?
Anonymous No.714990154
>>714988476
DOUBLE REPPUKEN
Anonymous No.714990181
>>714989548
This WebM is so kino
Anonymous No.714990197
>>714990107
Crocs are awesome fuck you.
Posting Gustave
Anonymous No.714990210 >>714990596
>>714990010
Well, tell them not to bully seals.
Anonymous No.714990218
>>714990018
seals are bastards, they all deserve what's coming to them
Anonymous No.714990228 >>714990464
>>714990018
What's he gonna do, die from old age? He has to die at some point may as well be memorable.
Anonymous No.714990248
>>714990107
They're cool, you've just gotta be on their good side.
Anonymous No.714990267 >>714990367 >>714990416
>>714989643
no, they play with them
Anonymous No.714990331
>>714989548
Imagine observing this for the first time in real life.
>"They are going to wait for the seal, aren't they?"
>"What are they doing?"
>"No..."
>"No fucking way..."
>"HOLY SHIT!"
>"He's looking right in the seal's eyes..."
>"Cold ass bastard..."
Game recognizes game
Anonymous No.714990352 >>714990417
>>714990132
>fucking helicopter flying around
>boat observing everything

There are literally microplastics in the Arctic, and humans worry about disturbing the cycle of life by saving a single animal from an excruciating death? How laughable. They are simply sadists using their supposed love for nature as an excuse.
Anonymous No.714990354
>>714989643
Orcas are dolphins, retardkun
Anonymous No.714990367
>>714990267
( ο½₯α·„α½’ο½₯α·… )
Anonymous No.714990381
>>714985928
Northern Exposure fatigue.
Anonymous No.714990402
>>714989315
So you can show your hole areas "by accident" and get yummy yummy likes and comments.
Are you new on the internet?
Anonymous No.714990416
>>714990267
Man that guy got owned
Anonymous No.714990417
>>714990352
It's okay it's all scripted.
The orcas and the seal are paid actors and were trained for that video.
They gave them food afterwards and released them all.
Anonymous No.714990431
>>714989762
It's a mystery.
>Glances at girlfriend
Anonymous No.714990462 >>714990563
>enemies can taunt
Anonymous No.714990463 >>714990541
>>714990018
The documentary isn't called "Man saves random wild animals". Their intervention is kept as low as humanly possible. A while back I remember there was a video where they did interfere, a bunch of penguins were trapped in an area and couldn't climb out and they went against the rule and built a little ramp for them to walk out just because they couldn't bear to think of so many penguins dying while they watched. But something that extreme is an exception. Defeats the purpose of a documentary if the cameraman is participating.
Anonymous No.714990464 >>714990565
>>714990228
>be me
>see you, surrounded by hyenas
>I am in a helicopter and I can easily save you
>you: "DUDE THROW ME A ROPE AND GET ME OUTTA HERE"
>me: "what are you gonna do? die form old age? you have to die at some point may as well be memorable"
Anonymous No.714990470
>>714989548
This is missing the part where the fucking whales push the smaller part out into the water so they can knock it off with a wave
Anonymous No.714990487
game has subtitles
Anonymous No.714990527
>>714988797
kek underrated
Anonymous No.714990541
>>714990463
So now you are using entertainment as an excuse, instead of love for nature.

Interesting.
Anonymous No.714990563
>>714990462
>look at me I’m a dumb rhino here’s my gay horn
so fucking based
Anonymous No.714990565
>>714990464
Kill or be killed jack
Anonymous No.714990596
>>714990210
They aren't bullying anything, dumbass.
Seals rape penguins.
We all do "evil" shit.
Anonymous No.714990602 >>714990678
>>714989960
Anonymous No.714990678
>>714990602
Wow what an asshole