Thread 714992842

>"gameplay is king"
>CRPGs? JRGPs? RPGs? RTS? grand strategy? tactics? city building? simulation? racing? fighting? sports? puzzle? shmups? point and click?
>ewww, I only play action games, shooters, and platformers those have the best gameplay

>>714992842 (OP)
this but unironically

damn, I want some dino nuggies

damn thats a tiny pizza

>>714992842 (OP)
What are the little smiley ones called again?

>>714992842 (OP)
Whats up with that comically small pizza
how do you even get those button-sized pepperonis

>>714992842 (OP)
I would fuck up this platter even if i know it would be awful for me

>>714993043
smileys or potato smileys

>>714993102
thanks

>>714993001
This plus those smile fries

>>714992842 (OP)
this is the sort of thing I would eat black out drunk and then vomit up mangled smileys the next morning

>>714992842 (OP)
>CRPGs
>gameplay

Wow look at all that frozen shitty food. Wouldn't want to go to a real place and get some REAL friend food now, would we?

>>714993231
Underage, mods get 'im

>>714992842 (OP)
Not sure who you're quoting but JRPGs are almost always storyfag games with awful gameplay. Rest of those genres have good gameplay entries

>>714992842 (OP)
Damn fine meal

>>714992842 (OP)
High level british cousine btw

crpg and jrpg and rpg and most point and clicks are 99% plot and 1% gameplay, its just reading for most part

>>714992842 (OP)
I play everything except fighting, shmups, and sports and yes, gameplay is king

>>714992842 (OP)
what's the thing in the middle?

>>714993763
Spaghetti-Os

>>714993337
Character building and player choices are gameplay, figuring out puzzles is gameplay

Pic related is more gameplay than any level in any Mario or Zelda game

>>714992842 (OP)
>people have different preferences
>not everyone looks for the things I look for in their leisure time
oh no, better petition your government to fix the problem

>>714993963
>woman in the first three seconds
Aaaand ignored.

>>714992842 (OP)
>Chicago Town Deep Dish Pizza
>Smilies
>Potato Waffles
>Potato Alphabet
>Chicken Dippers
>Battered Cod Fish Fingers
>Curly Fries
>Turkey Dinosaurs
>Spaghetti Hoops
At least it wasn't Beans on Toast every day...
No wonder half the people I know are obese if this is their dinner.

>>714992842 (OP)
>Mom's cooking was always dry as fuck or straight from a freezer bag and she never experimented with anything
>I grew up and left for college
>had one afternoon where I cooked for her and dad with stuff I learned to cook on my own
>Suddenly she's cooking full and proper meals all the time

>>714993963
>Character building and player choices are gameplay, figuring out puzzles is gameplay
and they are tiny, tiny portion of those games

shooting people, managing resources, stealth are all gamplay, are you going to say TLOU2 has more gamplay than all baldurs gates if you see 1 minute of someone just shooting?

baldurs gate is 99% just reading text, gamplay is tiny portion of it, even if it has more gamplay in your clip at least mario and zelda have more gameplay per minute played

AHHHH IM ON A DIET BUT I WANT FRIED SLOP. Whats a good frying oil that wont give me cancer in 30 years. Peanut oil?

>>714994878
>I WANT FRIED SLOP
Read it as friend slop, the indie genre

>>714994878
Coconut oil

>jrpg
>Gameplay
Kys

>>714994785
>shooting people, managing resources, stealth are all gamplay, are you going to say TLOU2 has more gamplay than all baldurs gates if you see 1 minute of someone just shooting?
The difference is that in Baldur's Gate you actually get to choose what to say, and listening to the story informs you on how to further approach the gameplay and character build, whereas in TLOU you're just shooting people in between movie intermissions

>at least mario and zelda have more gameplay per minute played
Low quality surface level gameplay, if you and your friend were both playing your own copies of Mario/Zelda, got to the same point, and you lost your save file, you could just take theirs and continue where you left off, whereas RPGs let you create a deeper connection to the game world where your save file isn't interchangeable with anyone else's, at the expense of some reading

>>714992842 (OP)
People who think jRPGs don't have gameplay focus are like people who think arcade games are quarter munchers.

Exploration, puzzle solving, resource management, and tactics are gameplay.

>>714995619
Brown people should not be allowed to post on 4chan

>>714992842 (OP)
>I only play action games, shooters, and platformers those have the best gameplay
That's literally me.

>>714992842 (OP)
that's a good lookin personal pizza

>>714997870
I too agree that 4chan should not exist

talking past each other: the thread

>>714992842 (OP)
Americans and food analogy, name a better duo.

>>714993963
Kill yourself, tranny.

>>714993014
and tasted good

>>715003991
Who's a mad tendie

>>715000925
Given those are potato waffles, wouldnt OP be a brit?

>>714993043
Faces of the damned

>>715004084
Your parents. Kill yourself, tranny.

>>714992842 (OP)
Not gonna lie that looks like a great dinner. I'd enjoy that.

>>714995135
you frist tourist
>>715004374
>>715003991
you first, granny.

>>714992842 (OP)
i can't eat the smiley fries because it makes me sad to eat him he is so happy

>>714992842 (OP)
>this is a light snack to the average Amerimutoid

90% carb
20% fat
0 protein

AMERICA FACK YEAH

Bros im allowing myself some trashy fast food should i get
>burger and fries
Or
>two costco hotdogs

average amerimeal

>>714992842 (OP)
>anelletti
the only edible thing on that plate

>>715009279
get yourself some of those hotdogs and maybe one of them churros too

>>715009279
I would say the hotdogs, but only because I have burgers and fries often. That's what you get for asking someone else.

>>714992842 (OP)
Damn they've even got the fish sticks that are a beautiful mixture of sweet and salty with a delectable flaky crunch.

>>715009567
>>715009585
Hot dogs it is thanks lads

>>715008581
Anon that is the definitive meal of an autistic British child, not American.

>>715009710
No problem, dood. I haven't had a hotdog in a while, because when you have 50 restaurants to order from, ordering a hotdog doesn't really make sense.

>>714992842 (OP)
I feel incredibly insulted by this post, honestly kys

American “cuisine” makes me sick to even look at. What a godless nation.

>>715009987
Uhhh should we tell him

>>715009987
wowee that aint no american!!!
hope that was all you wanted and more with your faggot ass bait post

>>714993001
I remember when I was a kid I would eat those Carl’s Jr chicken star things one star piece at a time. If they felt pain it’d be a terrible way to go out

>>715010183
gottem loooool

>>715009987
I finally tried irn-bru and it wasn’t as remarkable as it was hyped up to be

>>714992842 (OP)
>I only play action games, shooters, RTS
Based
>puzzle
>gameplay
Lmao what a retard

>>714992842 (OP)
if i threw that pizza at someone's head it'd probably leave a bruise

>>714992842 (OP)
Do murisharts eat this?

>>714992842 (OP)
literally me

i can play just about everything and chill

>>714992842 (OP)
No RPG or Grand Strategy games has ever had good gameplay. Those other genres you mentioned are alright though I guess.

>>714993963
Yeah, and it's very bad gameplay.

>>715004238
That's the ice cream one

>>715014112
>No RPG or Grand Strategy games has ever had good gameplay.
Low iq

>>714992842 (OP)
>gameplay
>JRGPs

>>715014178
Just because you have ADHD doesn't make it bad gameplay

>>715012980
How am I suppose to know it's good if he doesn't nod his head?

>>715012980
Got i want a nice crispy hashbrown right fucking now

>>715014448
true!

>>714992842 (OP)
>Press A twice
>Win the battle
>RPGfags will tell me this is gameplay

>>714992842 (OP)
ever since I learned how to cook I've been disgusted with instantslop

>>715011048
It used to be a lot better with real sugar and years ago it was the absolute shit when it had real rust in it but it was giving people throat cancer

>>714993001
I finally tried dino nugs as a 30 year old man. Man that shit was disappointing with how much they've been hyped up.

>>715015869
the child within you has died, anon
im so sorry

>>715012980
Now I wanna try whatever that silpacho was.

That's a fairly small amount of fried food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>715014930
Holy based.

>>714993231
>4niggas in row
>gameplay

>>714993963
>baldur's tranny3
you're embarassment of our crpgclan

>>714992842 (OP)
>Patrician Taste
Bethesda RPGs
CRPGs
Strategy RPGs
Soulslike
Shooters
Third-Person Action games
Platformers
Fighting
Simulation
Grand Strategy
City Building
>Shit Taste
JRPGs
Racing
Sports
Puzzle
RTS
>Fucking Kill Yourself
VNs
Indieslop
Roguelites
Gacha

also fuck you, the Tism platter is based

>>715018297
>shit taste
>racing
Racing is the only pure skill pure gameplay genre out there, you got filtered

>>714992842 (OP)
>Spaghetti O's
Ew, get that shit out of there. Literally just week old pasta thats been soaking in salt water for a month. Doesn't even taste like fucking tomato sauce.

>>715018537
ever seen a can that was frozen in-transit before? the sauce congeals making it look absolutely vile, it turns into a tomato jello and doesn't return to normal.

>>715014268
do rpgs even have gameplay?
>excel spreadsheet gameplay. biggest number wins
>fights consist of spamming your strongest skills until enemies die
>only stop attacking to heal or recover
>no strategy or preparation required

>>715018537
yeah around here we're all about that chef boyardee

>>715018537
>Doesn't even taste like fucking tomato sauce.
I used to eat it as a child and I am not kidding, I didn't realize it was supposed to be pasta. It tasted so different 8-9 year old me thought of it as it's own food.

>>714994878
Least worst oil: Coconut
2nd worst oil : Olive
Everything that's a seed oil or vegetable is pure trash and will rape your body.

HOWEVER, if you crave fried slop so bad... use beef tallow. It should be pretty affordable per pounds and it makes for fantastic taste.
I haven't done my potato fries without it ever since I've seen the light.

>>715018297
>>Patrician Taste
>Bethesda RPGs
Without any shred of irony: neck yourself, subhuman retard.

>>715019414
keep pretending your weebshit is any better SEAmonkey

>>715019494
>projection
Embarrassing

>RTS game
>enemy: computer
>difficulty: easy
>objective: build a big comfy base for my soldiers and harvest every resource on the map while fending off occasional feeble attacks

Yep it's gamer time

>>715019531
>deflection
nah your pregnant mom