What's your excuse for not playing the best RTS on the market?

>>715007717 (OP)
I don't play games.

>>715007717 (OP)
cant be fucking bothered with constant rushing

i like to play games where i can get up to take a piss

>>715008051
Skill issue

>>715007717 (OP)
RTS isn't fun anymore it's not rewarding in anyway and doesn't give me dopamine like in the early 2000s. Only play competitive shooters if I'm playing a pvp game.

I do
I'm currently playing a Durthu campaign

>>715007717 (OP)
i even tried playing the shitty mobile game because it had jeanne

>>715007717 (OP)
I tried AoE2 and I just didn't like it.
I also have no nostalgia for it since I never played it growing up like a lot of people did.

>>715007717 (OP)
because i'm 25 years late to the party.

>make one small mistake during first 5 minutes of the game
>this snowballs into your opponent gaining enough of an advantage that will result in your loss

Too sweaty for me. And playing this game for fun is not really an option so I just stick to campaigns.

>best RTS on the market
too much gook clicking
AoE3 is better

>>715009593
Company of Heroes 1 and 2 are the best RTS that don't require high APM tho

>>715007717 (OP)
I already am

>>715008051
>noooo you can't attack me until I'm all built up and ready to attack you back!
that's not how war games work, nonny

>>715009002
A good chunk of the top 100 players in ranked are people who started playing after 2015, anon.

>>715007717 (OP)
I've come to the conclusion that I only enjoy grand strategy, and EU5 is looking to be the best one to date. I really don't like microing and having a setback being absolutely devastating like >>715009145 said
I much more enjoy having a general strategy that I will carry out for the next 20 irl hours
>>715009895
Even CoH is too fast paced, whenever I played it, the best thing I liked to do was to turtling and slowly advancing just absolutely obliterating everything with artillery etc. but that's not really normal gameplay and only works against bots.

>>715007717 (OP)
they should buff infantry further, everyone still only goes knights/archers + trash unit/siege. If militia were to stay the way they were before but you could
>A
spam the shit out of them faster by making production faster tru the ages, if not slightly cheaper on the gold making the gold cost 15 or so
>B
they should all take less pop space, so along with with your standard knight/archer whatever shit you pull off militia line stays viable by the fact that instead of having 10 skirmishers/pikemen/hussars you could have 15 to 20 champs
>C
AoE2 was always meant to be a RPS with infantry-cav-archers, but militia line loses to both which is fucking retarded, militia line should get a +1 against cavalry per age or per upgrade, i'd go per age because its silly that only scouts, eagles, camels and sergeants get a bonus through aging up but militia, the only unit you can produce in the dark age stays the same shit.

Keep 2 out of 3 of these changes and militia line will stay relevant, they just need a unique role to make them stand out from ranged and cavalry, being a shittier siege unit is not it.
Beat the gunpowder guy this time.

>>715010207
>you have to build up all your infrastructure and army from scratch
that's not how war games work either, retard

I fucking love RTS

>>715007717 (OP)
i wish for them to buff handcannoneers.

>>715010207
The fuck are you talking about? Wargames usually start with point costed armies on both sides.

>>715007717 (OP)
I have already played it when it came out

Is there something like saltybet but for RTS?

>>715010207
Actually, that is exactly how war games work. You start the game prepared to fight a war. That's the whole point.

>>715007717 (OP)
Just not really into RTS, didn't grow up with them and I always end up feeling like one of those boomers who get confused trying to use their phones.

>>715011227
there he is

>>715017642
:)

>you don't need APM
>age of vempires
>fall asleeping just looking at the gameplay of aoe
>demonic cars as a cheat le funny face
Yeah, turd game for turd players, no action per minute needed, only stay still like a hot steamy shit and make constipated bowel faces, knight templars carry their shit in their armor
Captcha Magtv

>>715007717 (OP)
i dont have any friends that want to play it with me.

>>715007717 (OP)
I am very anxious when getting into multiplayer games. Even with something as casual as team fortress I had ~300 hours with training bots before I got the courage to switch to online play. I think it's the thought of some guy styling on me and laughing at me getting destroyed makes me want to be really confident in a game before I properly play it.
I'll see you on Wade in a few hundred more hours.

>>715007717 (OP)
>you don't need APM!
>look at competitive play
>nonstop gushing about how good X's skirmisher micro is and how good they are for being able to maintain armies vs mangonel micro while keeping their bases producing
Fucking pick one.

>>715007717 (OP)
>hour and a half video of cope
RTS is a genre for high IQ, high APM individuals. If you don't have the meta build orders memorized, 20 hotkeys bound by muscle memory, and really high APM, you will never ever enjoy multiplayer and every single match will be like that star craft match where the guy was beating his ass so hard he started playing with his feet.
>What's your excuse for not playing the best RTS on the market?
But I am, I'm playing through the Gor-Rok campaign in TW:W3 right now.

>>715007717 (OP)
T90 is a coward and abandoned Grubby's tourney.

>>715020808
I assume high apm is needed for the best of the best and not important for casual play

>>715010207
>nonny
get away from me, troon

>>715023128
>guy spends first part of video talking about how high apm isn't important
>guy spends second half talking about how he got reamed in multiplayer till he learned build orders and got >120 APM
if you aren't playing with someone completely new, you just aren't winning. It's even worse if you get memed into playing some oldfag shit like SC2, WC3 or AoE 2 because those assholes have been playing competetively since before half of /v/ was born.

>>715012669
>salty bet but matches are now 15-20 minutes
sounds horrible

>>715007717 (OP)
>hey do you wanna try to learn this game and play against people with 3000+ hours who have devoted all their spare time and more to it for 10 years?!!?!?!!
no not really
>WHY IS THIS GENRE DYINGGGGG!!!

>>715024658
no it's more like
>new rts game comes out
>every single rts fanboy calls it trash and tells everyone to keep playing SC2/AoE 2
>new people don't wanna play old games
>new people don't play the new game because all the fanboys say it sucks
>new rts game fails, no new rts fans are made
Rinse and repeat. There's barely any RTS games being made as is, you would think RTS players would be a little bit nicer about the very few attempts at making one but they all collectively shit on them because they will die fused to their chairs zerg rushing