Thread 715011176

She's so cute bro.

>>715011176 (OP)
Water you doing?

Corrupting your childhood crush who slowly forgot about you is so hot

>>715011176 (OP)
OH JESUS THANK CHRIST OP
HERE I WAS ABOUT TO GO INSANE THINKING WE WOULD HAVE THE 385TH DAILY DELTARUNE THREAD

>>715011176 (OP)
The only NPC I found cute is the cloud lady from chapter 3.

nintendo sue this man

>>715011450
You are free not to participate.

>>715011464
The only NPC you are SUPPOSED to find cute is TM. OR ELSE.

>>715011450
NOOOO A VIDEOGAME THREAD IN THE VIDEOGAME BOAAAARD
IM GOING FUARKING INSAAAAAAAAANEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME NIGGERJANNYYY

>>715011450
Buddy your caps lock is stuck.

>>715011176 (OP)
Mizzle feets.

>>715011779
Her butt is too big

>>715011176 (OP)
I like how pathetic their simps were. Puny overzealous retards that you can just knock over by walking towards them. Clearly poking fun at something there.

>>715011863
Mizzle nubs

>>715012035
CUP NIGGAS won.
>lived up to the hype
>found their princess
>saved the life of a good person

>grandpasemi.ogg returned in the michaelbomb
Should this be a good thing for my theory or not?
On one hand, it's the most blatant Grandpa Semi reference in the game.
On another hand, it's in relation to the damn Mikes who are supposed to be a joke about fan theories.
On a third hand, it doesn't make sense to mock this theory among so many of them, Grandpa Semi only started becoming a mainstream theory from that recent video on him.
I regret so fucking much not having turned my theory into a video, but I'll always have my twitter posts to prove I came up with it first.

its just popplio

I too love Brionne from Pokemon

>>715011176 (OP)
>>715011324
Cute water ponies! I love them!

Anon, free CD bagels at the water cooler!

the boy (female), the cage
or is he the second hero, the girl?

>>715012291
>a whole segment with extensive dialogue about Kris flirting with Miss Mizzle
>people ship her with Tasque Manager despite neither having ever interacted and TM not even getting new dialogue
I hate, I loathe, I despise this fandom and how obnoxiously homossexual it is

>>715011361
>Is that doe still not raped?

>>715012520
I'm sorry Kris, free CD bagels just happened.

Chapters 3 and 4 were kinda lackluster when it comes to introducing fappable characters.

>>715012291
love these little fellers

>>715011779
Why does she hate Jevil?

>>715012612
Faster!

>>715012291
There should have been at least one chad cup that's was like a Stanley cup or some shit.

>>715011176 (OP)
They're actually too sexy wtf

>>715011148
So who's Chuck in this set up?

>>715012731
too much chaos, not enough order

>>715012713
Ah yeah, but Chapter 1? that's a chapter alright. I regularly jerk off to Jigsawry. Such a sexy creature

>>715012553
Yeah that is strange. I'd at least expect them to be paired up with the rain girl

>>715012753
They all are chads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfYM2DwHqTU

>>715012713
Good, coomers get the rope

>>715011464
Fitting since Elnina is basically a Mizzle.

>>715012938
Kris is for Elnina

>>715012520
She's getting high on her own supply

>>715012938
How long until furries realize Elnina is a sheep?

>>715012291
Cope. They got cucked by Kris. Not all the way, but Kris got further than any of the cups, so it was pathetic nonetheless.

>>715013009
She is for anyone but her husband

is this vore?

>>715013132
could be enema too

>>715012531
who else has a human soul and parts

>>715012959
WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER NOTICED

>>715013129
>>715012959
>>715012938
Prideful bitch

>>715012713
Counterbalanced by the confirmed brainwashed doe pussy route >>715011361

She will get forgotten like that virus fag

>>715013195
the vessel
possibly susie if half human theory is a thing

>>715012753
That was Ralsei, ironically enough
>does not simps
>does not flirts
>simply walks up to them and nuzzles

>>715011176 (OP)
>>715011361
You know it's a bit of a missed opportunity we didn't get Noelle in the church dark world. Making ice mizzle statues.

>>715012520
*turns on the blender*

>>715013132
It's water-cooling

>>715013195
Dess

>>715012713
>Elnina
>Mizzles
>Miss Mizzle
>ERAM
>The Knight
>Carol
??

>>715011361
>who slowly forgot about you
Nigga she’s obsessed with Kris. Every other conversation is her talking about the past with longing

kris is like this
>WHY AM I NOT A DOG?
>WHY DON'T I HAVE A DICK?

>>715012919
Well, I mean

>>715013195
my mom

>>715011176 (OP)
>uses this on her
Now what?

>>715013112
idk about getting cucked, they're pretty happy you recruit Miss Mizzle. Especially since they were struggling to get to her anyway

>>715013513
Underated girls

>>715013327
Ralsei is having orgies with female darkners when we're in the light world.

>>715013327
STRAIGHTsei taps darkner ass anytime he's not a lightner's floormat.

>>715013529
throw it at the wall as hard as you can

>>715013457
Why does Noelle dismiss her past with Kris (and Catti) so hard during her date with Susie?
Is it cope?

Please post more Elnina.

>>715013529
Microwave

So how come they had meat in the underground of Undertale when every being down there is sentient and monsters turn to dust when they die?

>>715013556
Not only simps, but actual cucks as well. Are you guys sure Toby wasn't making a statement with this one?

>>715013513
ralsei's girlfriend
imagine the oral sandwiches

>>715013332
I get you but chapter 4 is supposed to be very fun gang centric for obvious reasons, also because of pic related redpilling you about a potential NeutralCHAD route, also also because the doe very recently gets mindraped and needs some rest aka "let the dough rise" before she really starts LEVELING UP in Chapter 5

>>715012520
Alright anons, how long did it take you to get the pun behind seedy bagels? Did you only just get it reading this post?

>>715013701
Yes.

>kris gets revealed as a biological woman
>ralsei stops showing intrest

>>715013620
people have noticed that kris and susie are very similar in terms of energy
noelle's crush on susie could be a rebound from kris isolating himself from her over the years and her desperately wanting to reconnect

>>715013851
that's what i'm saying

>>715013620
On her part, yes. She's trying desperately to make it seem like she's available to Susie and has no other 'close' friendships in 'competition'.

>>715013851
Hey where are the other 2?

>>715013654
Nah thats what Asgore is for

>>715013986
They are they/them because they are a man when I talk about them on 4chan and a girl when I masturbate

>>715013818
>>715013620
Noelle fell in love with Susie because she reminded her of Kris, but later she learned she is lot like Dess so she started projecting her sister on her but real Susie is actually a lot like real Kris but Kris' personality was influenced heavily by Dess.

>>715013986
Gas all trannies

>>715013701
yea i'm gonna fuckin kill myself now

>>715011450
Cope and seethe.

>>715013701
What? Aren't they just CDs?
Explain to my moronic ESL brain, please.

>>715013457
>faha
i want to impregnate this doe then use karate on her abdomen until she suffers a miscarriage

>>715014057
In this economy?
Use a guillotine instead

>>715013620
Telling your crush you are in love with someone else is probably a bad idea

>>715013986
wiki's aren't canon
kris goes by they/ them because toriel read the human manual and it referred to humans with they/ them

>>715012310
>my twitter posts.
Go back.

>>715014052
There is no love only lust

>>715013457
Kris doesn't deserve her

>>715014135
how do you explain mk

>>715014216
when in rome
are you going to argue with toriel about her child?

>>715013986
These references and the mod that highlights Kris's pronouns are really funny. Nobody listens to their nagging so they're screaming into the void here.

>>715013986
Holy shit this wiki is retarded
>could this singing remind Susie of Noelle because she just heard her sing?
>NO SHE IS OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE

>>715013195
Gooner Vessel was made for it.

>>715014086
Bagels tend to have seeds on them.
CD Bagels = Seedy Bagels

>>715014294
pretty sure the fandom wiki was completely vandalized by trolls

>>715014276
mk would be reffered to as they by toriel first, since kris is adopted

>>715013585
wrong, ralsei is too pure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0OTQHKrJ4

>>715014125
She wouldn't have this problem if she wasn't in love with Kris.

>>715013986
I don't think I've seen a single person play this game and not call Kris a he at least once, even the most libbed up people and streamers I know

What do you hope for most when all is said and done?

>>715014093
Faggot.

Doe sex

>>715014440
W-What’s happening here

>>715012938
Its unrequited love.

>>715014491
A hard mode.

>>715014518
casting

>>715014516
There’s a chance this happens in ch5 snowgrave if she gets jealous of Susie

>>715014518
NTA, but I've read it. They're making a Ralsei dildo, he is supposed to insert his penis in this thing to make a mold.

>>715014047
Now that you mention it, you have a point. Is one of the game's themes Toby's disdain for simps? Presenting Asgore and the cups (the simps) as pathetic and rejected, while presenting characters like Sans and Susie (the outwardly assholes) as harboring romantic feelings of other characters. It was most likely accidental, since it's such a minor thing, but Toby's subconscious might also be leaking into the game without him realizing it.

What are the chances there will be an actual Krusie kiss before the game ends?

>>715014491
Krusie.

>>715013986
it's an androgynous self insert character- stop policing the gender identity. i agree with you it's a they/them, but you don't need to keep bringing it up. If someone says He or She, they're valid descriptions, not trans erasure

>>715014694
This is the last thing I ever expected to be a schizo boss.

>>715014491
glittering tears

Ralsei died for (You)r sins

>>715014863
Darkner giga hitler sounds like an epic bossfight

>>715014694
Not incompatible.

>>715013701
Yes. In my defence, I'm not a burger.

>>715014194
leif if he was gay and lame

>>715014491
An anime adaptation by Trigger

>>715014821
>androgynous self insert character-
we're talking about an actual character here, not frisk

>>715013986
More citations doesn't make something better.

>>715014821
>self insert
the SOUL is the self insert
>If someone says He or She, they're valid descriptions, not trans erasure
it is trans erasure and it's a good thing.

>>715014821
>>715014989
>it's an androgynous self insert character
I think it was definitely the case with Undertale's protagonist but in Deltarune I think Toby takes a different approach and subverts that a bit, by presenting Kris as a fusion of two entities that are in conflict with each other: the vessel and the soul (you), hence them being "they/them".

The real reason for pronouns faggotry is so that girls playing the game can pretend Kris is a girl
Why not just give the player options for choosing an avatar?
I dont know

>>715011361
>crush
Everyone loved December

>>715014330
I think he posted a screenshot from the new wiki.

>>715014954
Destroy homosexuality and fascism will disappear.

>>715015062
>Why not just give the player options for choosing an avatar?
it got stole

>>715015064
Not pictured: her pussy juices flowing like the amazon river

>>715014923
Don't be dumb, Dess is the Jesus allegory.
>Family obsessed with Christmas
>Born on Christmas Day
>Shelter is clearly a stand-in for the tomb of Christ where Dess was resurrected as the Roaring Knight
>Roaring Knight has holes in her hands

>>715014491
More humans.

>>715013986
holy cope batman

>>715013684
>HEY KIDDO STICK THAT THORN IN THE DOE TO GET GOOD IDEAS THINGS WILL WORK OUT IN THE END
Gerson-Sama...I..I...

>>715014989
Frisk is also her own character, not a meat puppet.

>>715015231
This one is always funny.
How would Susie actually react if she found out that Kris raped Noelle?

>>715015343
Jealousy

>>715014491
I'm sickened by your answers, clearly snail race round 2 should be at the top of your hopes and dreams.

>>715015343
>why noelle and not me

>>715015231
>Kris isn't a he
>Kris didn't rape Noelle
>Suselle is happening
The holy trinity of pills too hard for /v/ chuds to swallow.

>>715014883
Finally, fanart that understands Snowgrave.

>>715014923
Come follow me into the dark
With your heart as the ARK
Which shall shine you the way
>Noah's ark is canon
>Christmas theme is canon
>Sermon is good and positive
When will tumbl freaks realize that Toby is a chrisitan fag and will never cater to troons?
>Kris IS MALE
>You WILL be able to create heteronormative romance with Susie and destroy Suselle
>Asgore and Toriel WILL reunite as a couple and rebuild the nuclear family unit
>lesbianism like UndynexAlphys or Noelle will always be percieved as cringe or mental illness die to trauma

>>715014540
delusional
toby will never

>>715014784
5%
I'm Krusin', but still unconvinced the yuri ship is gonna fail I think Toby just is that bad at writing romance

The Knight is just Kris's "Jungian" shadow. Kris is clearly shown to be an ensemble of things that can work independently from one another either in conflict or in collaboration (like the vessel and the soul). You guys will see in the next chapters.

why do you faggots keep replying to bait
>inb4 newfag
improve your shitty board culture

>>715014491
Martlet makes a cameo

>>715015554
>Kris didn't rape Noelle
A cutscene of a bloody flower losing it's petals, did you not play Snowgrave in the new chapters?

>>715014863
>>715014947
>twitters ai slop program gets a shadow crystal

>>715015343
Unironically? Anger. She would kick his ass.

>>715014491
For Toby to wrap up this franchise definitely and go do something else
something Unrelated (anagram)

>>715014491
GASTER
PLEASE TOBY AT LEAST MAKE THESE 10+ YEARS OF GASTER SPECULATION BE WORTH IT

>>715015343
She wouldnt know what to do.

bros...

Gaster Man

>>715014947
that's just King

>literally male
>le they/them
???

>>715015819
>AMV videos in 2025

>>715011176 (OP)
>Poor mans Brionne
Toby has no shame.

>>715015602
the yuri ship isn't going to fail
you just got confused who is going to be in it, is all

>>715014784
Toby is simply so autistic he writes amazing romance by accident when he is not trying to write actual romance

>>715014330
>>715015106
All wiki spaces are.
Wait until you see the official wikipedia entry for Kris: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris_(Deltarune)

>>715015927
kris uses they/them pronouns because it annoys people and they find it funny

Snowgrave changes after learning about freeze kink

>>715015931
SOVL

>>715015840
Gaster man
Does whatever a Gaster can

Suselle.
Sweet Cap'n Cakes.
Kris's gender.
All you need.

>>715016012
I don't buy Krusie is unintentional from Toby. There's no way he wrote that shampoo scene without intending it to be romantic in some way (especially when they were closer in the original sprite). That doesn't mean it's endgame though.

>>715016056
I think that's what Toby actually did. He implement they/them not because he's woke, but because Kris and Soul and two entities living as a single being. Literally another reference to Bible. Legion was they/them because "we are many"

Endgame is everyone dies.

>>715016245
I wish Toby either gave them cringy look or cringy OST but not BOTH

I love Mizzle I love Mizzle

>>715016316
This is funny, and accurate, but either Susie is retarded and only just noticed the SOUL inside of the titan, or this entire line of thinking is undermined in favor of something else. I keep coping that it's just US that's not being given the information, for some reason, but the same thing already happened in Undertale and there was seemingly no reason for that either.

>>715016245
AND humans.

>>715016397
Time to find the wild revolver and go full genoslide on hometown

>>715016397
Only mentally ill troons without soul and reason would want Suselle to be canon

>>715016245
>>715016430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH1ibcc_MpQ

>>715016275
Even when he writes it somewhere else it still comes off romantic leaning.

>>715016397
This is why lesbianism actually sucks 9/10 times it happens

Enjoy your game, Luv.

>>715016570
Can you deny it is what Toby wants most of all. Chapter 4 shows this truth to be irrefutable.

>>715014202
Kriselle (normal route) is the only healthy relationship for Noelle.

>>715013701
Instantly.
CD = Seedy has lived rent free in my head for two decades after it appeared in the first Mortal Engines book.

>>715016765
IDGI

>>715016670
Chill out, man. You don't gotta play the whole demo.

>>715016397
Kris Cuckmurr

>>715016275
I don't think Toby is ignorant about what that scene implies (same way he definitely knows what a wilting flower means)
But I won't be surprised if it turns out to just be a "screw the fans" joke about shipping, since it seems he is getting addicted to subverting expectations and pissing off his fans.

>>715016397
>tfw your childhood friend and your best friend leave you as the third wheel

>>715016765
Noelle would like that game

>>715016834
Its paraphore, the most disgusting furry game ever written, it also has a legit deep lore story that is pretty great under all the filth

>>715013585
>Ralsei has us look away so he can get his dick sucked on command by one of the many darkners he carries in his pocket

>>715016397
ALL THE OTHER KIDS

>>715016397
Drawing Noelle without her snout is weird. It's ike drawing susie without it or berdley without a beak.

>>715016397
he looked so happy and then he didn't
thats the fate toby wants for kris

>>715016245
Sweet Cap'n Cakes' music grew on me even though I still think they fucking suck as characters.

>>715016245
>Sweet Cap'n Cakes
The fact they barely got anything new in Castle Town this release is proof they were a complete audience failure to such an extent Toby didn't even bother anymore

>>715016849
Nothing ever goes as planned when Toby "The Subverter" Fox is in charge!