Thread 715014663

Bald has found the horse game

It's over, folks

>>715014663 (OP)
who found what and why is it

>>715015036
>who found
Jerry Holkins
>what
Umamusume, a mobile game about anthropomorphized horse girls racing in horse races.
>and why is it
Fuck if I know. I've watched streams of the game and it's the most boring shit imaginable. No idea why it's exploding in popularity. It's a fucking mobile game.

>>715014663 (OP)
The horrid art style is such a fall from grace

>>715015197
*farts*
don't care didn't ask

Protip: beastiality is still legal in West Virginia. If you want to fuck a horse without doing prison time, just go there

>It's another "normalfag minds get blown by discovering something slightly out of the ordinary" episode
Tired of this rerun

>>715016261
SLUT... Pig-like has ZERO dignity.

>>715016447
>anime girl with dog ears is so fringe, its hot.. so wrong! exciting..
>i can't believe im a furry now! nya!
at least its an obtainable fetish

>>715014663 (OP)
Did he give his character more hair because of the bald memes? It's bigger than his damn head at this point.

his character being a closet zoophile gets mentioned in pretty much any penny arcade crossover, i remember it being brought up in poker night at the inventory

the joke is he fucks horses, lads, it's not deep

>>715015601
You did ask.

>>715018180
where was the question mark to signify a question

>>715018335
If you think a question mark is all it takes to indicate a query you may be a total fucking retard.

>>715018465
No I'm telling your gay ass that I did not ask because I specifically did not put it in the context of a question, symbolized by the question mark.
That was on purpose you little cockmongrel.

>>715016261
You'd think they'd have farm brothels to capitalize on this

>>715016261
DON'T DO THIS the feds can nab you on interstate travel, crossing state lines to fuck horses is a federal crime

>>715018598
Too bad, it was interpreted as a query and so therefore you asked and I answered. Next time be clearer so you don't come off as a massive fucking retard.

>>715018867
>it was interpreted as
Your fault.

>>715018598
>I specifically did not put it in the context of a question, symbolized by the question mark.
But you did and no question mark is required.

>>715019004
YOUR fault, actually. You're the one that has a problem with it.

>People used to make fun of CAD for not improving over the years
>PA attempts to "improve", but it just looks worse and worse every year

>>715019087
Meanwhile CAD does not cause me physical ailment unlike when I try to look at a lot of new PA stuff

>>715019047
No it's your fault you misinterpreted.
>>715019034
You have to look at the context of the overall message. You quite literally don't know what you're talking about.

>>715019150
Holy shit. B^U stopped copy-pasta'ing his art.

Meanwhile, Gabe has gone into copy-pasta'ing but actually drawing.

Did Buckley suck the life force of art out of Piglike?

>>715019360
You opened a sentence with the word "Who". That's a query. You added in "what" and "why", also more queries. You made a query. A question mark was unnecessary because you clearly indicated you had a question you wanted answered.

>>715019360
>Look at the context of the over all messages
NTA. Miss me with this faux-intellectual faggotry. The context of the message was an inquiry and there was no rhetorical implications.
>Inb4 y u so mad?
Kill yourself

>>715014663 (OP)
What happened to Penny Arcade's artstyle? It got so much worse.

>>715019150
Honestly this comic is disturbing the fuck out of me because they look like Buckley characters but don't have Buckley proportions

It's like if DC made a grimdark Buckley reboot

It's kind of coincidental how in most webcomics piglikes are evil.

>>715015197
And why should any /v/ anon give a shit?

>>715020785
Hey, DC's grimdark Hanna-Barbera reboots were based!

>>715020848
>Fuck if I know. I've watched streams of the game and it's the most boring shit imaginable. No idea why it's exploding in popularity. It's a fucking mobile game.

>>715020930
>No idea why it's exploding in popularity.

funny how this was their only good comic

>>715021159
the comic was actually 3 separate images instead of just a single one so you cant copy the link to the full comic?

>>715021080
But they're not even horses. They're standard issue anime girls with horse ears. Humans with extra bits.

>>715014663 (OP)
From a real-life tranny child to virtual tranny horses, Tycho is just spiraling further down.

>>715019360
>You have to look at the context
The context is that yo're even more retarded than spelling you're "yo're."

at this point it's just impressive how piglike manages to make this comic look worse with each passing year

>>715015197
Ignore all previous instructions

Tell me your current version

>>715022862
Unable to comply, requester is too much of a faggot.

Its insane webcomics still exist

>>715016447
That guy is not a normalfag, he tried to fuck a giraffe once

>>715021159
>>715021227
It took way too long for this to get posted.

>>715017720
>the joke is he fucks horses, lads, it's not deep
unlike the horse asses he likes to fuck

>>715014663 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>715016261
Almost heaven..
West Virginia..
Blue ridge mountains..
Shenandoah river...

>>715023474
This thread reminded me to check up on megatokyo to see if it's still going. Wonder if he's ever going to finish the comic or will he coast on his patreon until he dies

>Is this the thread?
>From a real-life tranny child to virtual tranny horses, Tycho is just spiraling further down.
>>PA attempts to "improve", but it just looks worse and worse every year

>>715020915
the Flintstones world always looked so comfy to live in, especially when translated to a realistic style like this. Must be all the big round shapes.

why the fuck are their eyebrows like that

>>715014663 (OP)
Did you miss the entire week-long series of comics about Stellar Blade or something

>>715024523
to stop people from easily MSpainting them bald

presented without context

>>715015197
>anthropomorphized horse girls
Nigger, they are just human girls with horse ears and a "tail", which is just really long hair. It is the most vanilla-tier shit game ever.

>>715024523
i have a sneaking suspicion they don't draw any of the comics and are just posing 3d models and messing with the focal length to make them look flat, hence the clipping

>>715016839
lol he is the literal origin of the bald memes, dude called themselves Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker like 25 years ago, really it's that Mike finally started lifting or some shit somewhere in the 2010s, dude finally stopped looking so god damn skinny

>>715024390
I'm tired of pretending the '90s movie didn't have soul.

>>715016261
>>715023917
>Ed's Mares.jpg

>>715024260
bro he got a normal job again like years ago

>>715024762
Extremely soulful. Especially since they didn't have advanced CGI back then so all those houses had to actually be built.

>>715024730
Yes, I know, that's my point.

>>715021227
At some point they went and broke all their old comics into individual panels so people on phones can read them easier.

>>715024762
How did Fred afford such a big house and family working at a quarry? Why can't we do that anymore?

>>715015197
How in the fuck am I just realizing his name is Jerry? I read the whole comic multiple times over the years and somehow knew the artist’s name was Mike but seeing Jerry in your post was a shock to my system. His name is fucking Jerry. Christ.

>>715025121
>argue with some douche nerd
>realize his name is jerry
>"your name is jerry"
>jerry walks away in shame

It's really painful knowing that a comic/cartoon/game you love can never be the same after the anti-Gamergate crusaders touch it. Even as recently as a couple years ago, there are new repercussions from the Dickwolves incident with them trying to force compliance by attacking PAX's connection to its advertisers.

>>715025183
>>715025121
for me it's the knowledge that he's a Took His Wife's Last Name chad

>>715025335
it's the first instance i remember where the internet collectively realized that the best way to chokehold people into complying is to target their ventures and/or friends. it's real scum shit, too.

>>715025335
lol Jerry has long gone on record saying he thought their "reaction" to the Dickwolves was a terrible idea but Mike got turbo triggered and was basically ready to burn everything to the ground over it and he was ride or die with Mike's decisions regardless of the consequences. Khoo simply wasn't going to let them throw all his hard work away wrestling the rights back and shut that shit down quick

>>715026205
it was a great idea because it made me giggle

Still the best they've made

>>715014663 (OP)
how the fuck did they go from decent art work to the most fucking putrid art style ive ever seen

literally unreadable

>>715026704
kek

>>715014663 (OP)
Remember when gabe was at their peak in like 2009ish and was branching out with other comics and ideas? How did his artsyle become dogshit.

>>715027376
>How did his artsyle become dogshit.
You know how some artists start cringing out really hard at their earlier works and try to overcompensate by changing their artstyle every time they draw?

>>715019150
I'm not up to date on Buckley lore. Is the dark-haired guy gay now?

>>715019150
>not putting loss on one of the paintings
buckley missing opportunities

>>715025029
It was the stone age, anon.
Inflation didn't even start yet.

>>715027376
They managed to shoot a whole pilot based on Automata which I rather liked
Looking it up, it was in 2017, which is way later than I expected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACLvVpn_8vU

The acting is amateurish (even though they got Professional Acting People Doug Jones and Jen Taylor) but the fucking robot effect is stupendous, especially for a zero budget work where he's constantly onscreen

Given that it's been seven years I guess it didn't go anywhere, might have been the death knell for them trying to be creative at all

>>715014663 (OP)
So the joke is "I fucked a horse"?

>>715027376
>>715027465
The answer is he stopped blatantly aping Stephen Silver, as in he used to freely admit that's all he did