Thread 715015186

do you realize that if you were 6 years old again you would slurp fortnite and veilguard like the best things you have ever seen in your life, right?
you are only mad about new games because you literally keep chasing that childhood high that you know games will never give you because you are an old faggot that can't enjoy things anymore and I'm afraid it's been 20 years

it will happen to you too, zoomer.

>>715015186 (OP)
Maybe Fortnite, but no one gives a shit about veilguard.

I am old but just started playing a new survival game with friends and tomorrow is time for new SP game.

>>715015186 (OP)
I can't go back in time so that's not my problem.

>>715015186 (OP)
>brings up veilguard in the same sentence as fortnite as if it wasn't a colossal flop that only 10 people on earth give a fuck about
are you a bioware employee?

If I was six again I would just jerk off to all the animated porn we have about vidya butts

>do you realize that if you were 6 years old again you would slurp fortnite and veilguard like the best things you have ever seen in your life, right?
So, you admit that it only gets worse because each generation’s standards gets lower and lower as time goes on….

This is looking grim, zoom zoom sissies.

>>715015186 (OP)
Fortnite is a good game people shit on because kids love it. Veilguard is just a shitty game all around.

>>715015186 (OP)
>you are only mad about new games because you literally keep chasing that childhood high that you know games will never give you because you are an old faggot that can't enjoy things anymore and I'm afraid it's been 20 years
Funny, this cope has been floating around for 20 years.

>>715015186 (OP)
I enjoy Fortnite. It's fun.

>>715015345
no it won't unc, still have my hair and my dad has grey hair and pretty much no norwood, I'm gonna be fine nigga
>>715015357
as if you didn't play shitty 6/10 games that you liked because they were the only thing you had at that time, just stop anon
>>715015512
what's your pick?
>>715015540
see above point, it doesn't matter, could be any game really
>>715015589
based
>>715015658
you as a kid have zero money and zero control over what the previous generation makes in terms of media (music, games, movies etc)
if millennials put niggers in games because the higher-ups told them to then there's not much you can do, it's not like they are selling ps2 games in gamestop you retard
>>715015736
again, that's not the point unc
>>715015743
how is it up, elaborate
>>715015780
happy for you and cute cat

>>715015186 (OP)
>tries to claim zoomers love Failguard
>the only people defending Failguard are troons or die-hard cumslurpers of the franchise, quality be damned
>they are all over 35
Hmmm seems your misdirection attempt isn't very good, my man
>t. Antediluvian anon

>>715015186 (OP)
i just play old games, i dont know why everyone complains so much
just beat painkiller and now i'm playing Call of Juarez, as far as i can tell gaming has never been better :^)

What the fuck is a veilguard? Anyway I've accepted a long time ago that there will only be a small portion of games that'll appeal to me.

>>715015923
>tries to claim zoomers love Failguard
that's literally not what I said, zoomers are approaching 30 btw so you are like so off the mark that I don't even know where to begin unc
>the only people defending Failguard are troons or die-hard cumslurpers of the franchise, quality be damned
whatever nigger
>they are all over 35
millennials are niggerloving homosexuals, news at 11
>>715016009
>just beat painkiller
that one is actually good, that and serious sam were childhood fps highlights for me among with wolfenstein
would I want to revisit them today? absolutely not, there's simply more better shit to play even in the same genre
I don't know there are literally too many games to play in a single generation, I just don't restrict myself to old or new shit, I play whatever I want
>>715016162
>What the fuck is a veilguard?
western garbage rpg, it is indeed better if you know nothing about it as it doesn't deserve even being metioned as a joke (like I did)
>Anyway I've accepted a long time ago that there will only be a small portion of games that'll appeal to me.
I think you might be autistic just saying

>>715015923
not only are old people the one ones who bought it, they are the ones who ruined it. Check the age of the writer that bailed to Hasbro.
>that's literally not what I said
>""""""do you realize that if you were 6 years old again you would slurp fortnite and veilguard""""""
fucking retarded mindrotted missing chromosome fuckboy dumbass

>>715015914
>no it won't unc
you're in for a big surprise. remember this post when it hits you like a truck one day (sooner than later).

>>715016351
ok niggers, one last time, I hate you senile old faggots so much I would smash your fucking skull because I have to say things at least twice to you boomer faggots
ZOOMERS ARE APPROACHING 30
if you were 6 year old you would be like early gen alpha or some shit
>>715016432
by that I simply won't care
just knock some bitch up and it won't literally matter, you pass your genes you completed your life goal of reproduction, that's all

>>715016432
he types like a faggot so I don't think he's going to remember shit. Tik-tok brain

>>715016557
I don't have tiktok you balding nigger unc stop projecting
>he types like a faggot
what is this an english essay class?

>>715015914
>millennials put niggers in games because the higher-ups told them to then there's not much you can do
>doesn’t admit that im wrong
>just keep reinforcing the fact that im right and shit is getting worse
You’re just doing your best to see the brighter side of things without making anything better. Your generation has been pussy whipped so hard to accept how things are. This is not looking good. Things are looking pretty grim….

>>715016251
this was my first time playing Painkiller, I've gone back and beat a lot of old games I wouldn't have given a second thought back in the way when

>>715016540
>I would smash your fucking skull
you can barely lift your own hand you emaciated zoomer piece of shit.
You would cry piss yourself if I merely thought about looking in you in the eyes (you little faggots can't meet anyone's gaze and stare at your feet like the subservient little cattle you are)
PEE YEW smells like fucking broccoli in here
Pic related: it's you. Steamed as FUCK

>>715016615
>stop projecting
>has talked about his balding self and hair like 5 times so far
Loving
Every
Laugh

>>715016701
>zesty
kek

>>715015186 (OP)
wtf is veilguard

>>715016618
it's actually your fault tho, instead of showing others what is supposedly (it's literally not you are coping) better you just keep kvetching
you reap what you sow
>>715016650
I just don't have the impulse to do that, like I don't care, something nice might pop up from time to time but it's just like whatever
besides I have better things to do than that at this stage of my life
>>715016701
@grok summarize this yap in 5 words or less and remind unc to take his meds
>>715016758
did I hit a nerve unc, hop on fin until it's too late
>>715016940
just look it up

>little faggot tourist keeps mass replying and speaking in his gay little Tik Tok codewords
public school has failed these children

>>715017028
all I have to do is raise my voice a bit and you will fall to your knees thanks to your dad conditioning you to fear any man stronger than you (so 99.8% of all men)

>>715017127
who are you quoting unc, you spent decades in this shithole and still don't know how the website works
why are boomers and millennials so tech illiterate it's crazy
>>715017183
@grok is this true

>>715015186 (OP)
>If you were 6 you would slurp Fortnight and Veilgaurd
Fortnight, no.
I actually don't hate on Fortnighters. Their Vbucks addiction has given me tons of free games.
I just don't like the battle royale style no matter what the game.
>Veilgaurd
I would have hated the story.
Probably would have liked the gameplay
But probably would have just played the old games.
>You are mad
I'm not. I am disappointed and slowly caring less.

I don't know what you are bothered by.
You can like Fortnight. I fully support that cause Epic gives me free games thanks to you.
You can like Veilgaurd. I don't, but you can.

I'm just gonna try and finish Metaphor. I really like it and have been having a lot of fun with the story.
So good!

>>715015186 (OP)
No I'm mad because games are objectively worse.
>b-but if you were 6 you'd like it!
And? How is that any different than saying "if you were retarded you'd like it"?

>>715017028
You’re right. It’s my generation’s fault that you’re such a loser faggot zoomie. We ruined you and turned you all into beta males. I’m sorry.

>>715017221
GROK SAVE ME EVERY TIME I GET OWNED
AIYEE GROK
GROK PLZ
lmaoi

>>715017257
>I would have hated the story.
maybe but you would have zero clue what any of that shit means anyway, like it's just another game
and as you correctly say
>Probably would have liked the gameplay
it's not like 6 yo kids understood wtf was deus ex or mgs2 was all about
>I'm not. I am disappointed and slowly caring less.
I think it's time to find another hobby, model painting/assembly?
>I don't know what you are bothered by.
I'm not bothered by anything, that's not the point
>I'm just gonna try and finish Metaphor. I really like it and have been having a lot of fun with the story.
good luck and happy for you
>>715017297
>No I'm mad because games are objectively worse.
what's your objective metric for that because if I was given wilds and dragon's dogma 2 when I was 6 I would fucking cum in my pants
>How is that any different than saying "if you were retarded you'd like it"?
in your case you are indeed retarded
>>715017423
I just don't understand your obsession with betas or faggots or whatever you were yapping about, it's ok unc just take your meds or whatever
>>715017567
>boomertranny having a melty out of nowhere
such a common occurence

>>715017613
GROK
GROK PLEASE
GROK HELP
GROK IS THIS TRUE
GROK IS THIS TRUE
AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>715017567
all the limp wristed estrogenized zoomers know is irony. being direct is too hard for them because they’re raised to be faggots

>>715015186 (OP)
Nah I would get bored with it,Like i did with turok or perfect dark
now claim whatever zoomers version of mario kart 64 is and you got me

>>715017613
bald faggot zoomer
>>715017028
bald faggot zoomer
>>715016540
bald faggot zoomer
>>715016251
bald faggot zoomer
>>715015914
@grok is this a bald faggot zoomer

>>715017753
oh, I know. And look how mad he gets when you do his little gay performances back at him. Estrogen coated single mother raised failure of a 'man'.

>>715016540
>just knock some bitch up and it won't literally matter, you pass your genes you completed your life goal of reproduction, that's all

Literal niggermind
Read Cioran

>>715016540
>just knock some bitch up and it won't literally matter
brown mind
brown posts
brown mentality
AND you won't even succeed at this anyhow. Truly hilarious.

>>715015186 (OP)
>Fortnite
No. I don't hate it because it's popular or because young people play it or whatever stupid reason the rest of /v/ hates it for, I hate it because BRs are downtime simulators and I wouldn't have liked that any more when I was younger than I do now.
>Veilguard
I never even liked the first faggot age game people insisted was good, I certainly wouldn't have liked the same thing but significantly worse.

>>715017739
unc just can't stop his melty
anon don't pop a blood vessel from all that seething
>>715017753
@grok why is unc mentioning estrogen and faggots in every single post, in 3 words or less
>>715017795
>Nah I would get bored
cap
>>715017798
did I hit a nerve or some shit
>>715017852
@grok why is this other unc mentioning estrogen and faggots in every single post, in 3 words or less
>>715018025
>>715018085
what's so niggeresque about it
>>715018092
>No. I don't hate it because it's popular or because young people play it or whatever stupid reason the rest of /v/ hates it for, I hate it because BRs are downtime simulators and I wouldn't have liked that any more when I was younger than I do now.
anon I'm not sure you are capable to read basic english and understand conditionals
let's try this one
"How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?"
>I never even liked the first faggot age game
there were others?

>>715018247
>n..no..y..you're having a m..elty..n..not .m..me *mass replies to 50 posts in pure impotent zoomer rage*
@grok is this true

>>715018419
listen unc, as I said you are probably not aware of how this website works despite wasting 20 years here, when people reply to your post maybe they expect a reply back or some shit, hope that one clears it up for you, consider taking your prescribed medications

>>715015186 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

There were multiplayer shooters when I was a kid, too. I was really bad at Halo when I played at a friend's house back then, and not hugely interested in it. Fortnite, too, wouldn't have interested me. I haven't even heard of the other game. Odds are good I'd be playing Pokemon and Mario Kart.

>>715018557
this is not THE thread tho

>>715018529
>he's still shitting and pissing himself
@grok is this true?

>>715018615
>I must always have the final word
you know unc, assuming you are older than me, that's not really a good luck/example, mentally you are like 4yo
grok said it's not true btw not sure what you are trying to pull off here

>>715018772
>spamming retard tries to take the moral ground now
@grok is this true? Are zoomers all like this? Grok?

>>715018949
can't take what's already mine unc
grok says it's not true btw

>>715019043
>g..grok..d.didn't....s..say...t.that
@grok is this true? Why is this zoomer lying? Do they all like about everything always?
>>715018772
bald and gay
>>715018529
also bald and gay

What does Fortnite even have to do with the dead franchise Dragon Age?

>>715019146
whenever some zoomer thread pest brings up 'getting the last word' I can tell they're getting frustrated and projecting. It's pretty funny, honestly.

>>715015186 (OP)
False narrative psueds need a bullet.
>You only feel this cause I say so!
How fucking self centered do you have to be that you think your own conclusions are what everyone else is thinking too? Is it autism?

>>715017613
When I was a kid I did understand MGS2. Hell I understood MGS 1 (even if it didn't have a lot to say)
Deus ex would have gone over my head.
But when writing is bad, it's bad. Even 6 year old me wouldn't have liked Veilgaurd.
>Find another hobby
I have many. I'm growing pumpkin, squash and watermelons and built a privacy fence. I enjoy hiking trails and taking pics from my trips.
>I'm not bothered
Then why are you trying to justify that we would like these games if we were younger?
Clearly you are bothered that older people don't feel the same, even though older people than me at work play fortnight.

I just don't like the games you listed.
One I don't like as a genre and see nothing wrong with it as a game and stick up for the people that play it cause I benefit from it.
The other had bad writing.
Its not like you listed off DUSTBORN or MINDSEYE, Games you listed just aren't my style.
I currently am playing...
>Tekken 8
>Metaphor
>Horizon zero dawn
>Resident Evil Village
>Enter the Gungeon
>Skyrim
>Tears of the Kingdom

I like all of these games very much and 6 year old me would have been super hyped to be able to play Tekken online.

Veilgaurd wouldn't have done it for me and fortnight still wouldn't have been my style

>>715015186 (OP)
>failguard
Hahaha, what?

>>715019424
zoomers have an accident version of solipsism, but instead of it being a conscious evaluation of themselves and reality it's more based on their brains being underdeveloped and their perceptions of reality being damaged compared to other humans.

fortnite is unironically great
i thought it was shit a few years ago but im loving zero build the last couple months

I'm in my 40s and I actually played and enjoyed Veilguard. Not Fortnite tho that shit's gay.

>>715019424
so uh what's your point unc
>>715019461
>I have many. I'm growing pumpkin, squash and watermelons and built a privacy fence. I enjoy hiking trails and taking pics from my trips.
cool
>Then why are you trying to justify that we would like these games if we were younger?
because you literally would, that's the whole point, nothing to justify here, due the novelty of it most likely than not you will still like it because you still end up liking video games and playing them so many years later
>I just don't like the games you listed.
I had to like pick two random games, literally the first two that came up to me
you can put any other game in their place
taste changes over time btw, you say you wouldn't have liked them back then but you don't know that
>>715019473
another one
>>715019595
unc is just mindbroken
>>715019648
that's cool
>>715019762
that's not the topic tho but uh happy for you I guess
>Fortnite tho that shit's gay.
be honest, you just lack the reaction speed don't you, it's fine

>>715019895
>so uh what's your point unc
0/10. You over did it. Congrats on catching the other retards in your shitpost though

>>715015914
>>715016251
>>715015186 (OP)
>>715016540
>>715017028
you do not know how to larp as a young person why is everything on this website so low effort now

>>715019992
>unc unc unc grok is this true unc tho
like anyone thought this retard was serious and wasn't just laughing at him. Acting retarded is still being retarded.

>>715015186 (OP)
I do not think about Fortnite at all.

>>715020043
>>715020093
you done?
>>715020143
you don't understand conditionals

>>715015186 (OP)
No because I hated Epic then and I hate epic now. If anything I'd probably only be playing gooner games.

Also I didn't play games when I was 6 because I was poor so I just replayed my 3 VHS tapes over and over and watched cartoons.

>>715020180
is this fun?

>>715015186 (OP)
Nah, I grew up playing Delta Force, R6, GR and OFP and would still gravitate towards contemporary tactical FPS because BR's are inherently inane and unimmersive.

I had more fun playing Dagger Directive in EA than any recent fotm multiplayer piece of shit.

>>715015186 (OP)
No I wouldn't, since when I was 6 I already had fantastic taste and only played games that are now cult classics while all the other kids played trash that has now been forgotten by history.

>>715022748
>playing popular normietrash
get away from my hobby you secondary tourist

>>715015186 (OP)
Yes but I would also be a fucking retarded zoomer child so I'm not sure what your point is. Do you think we are calling fortnite kiddies evil or something? No, they're just retarded like all zoomers.

>>715022830
you don't read too good huh fag?

>chasing that childhood high
the answer to this shit has always been to either A: have kids and/or B: start creating things yourself. engage in some creative venture and you will start feeling that fulfilment and satisfaction. you need to grow up and get off the consoomer hedonic treadmill and just start flexing your creativity in some kind of field.

>>715023059
>create something for people that hate me
No thanks

>>715015186 (OP)
Not even current 6 year olds slurped up veilguard, thats kinda the point of it... you know, failing.,.

>>715023119
what the fuck does this mean, schizo? i mean, just start creating in general. for yourself, your tight knit community, the masses, etc. whatever you want. something that satisfies the heart. this defeatist "ITS DA JOOS" mindset is extremely pathetic. nothing is stopping you from writing, composing, drawing, etc. but yourself. if you want to make a game then find people to work with and make something. you dont have to do it on your own.

>>715022975
the oldest zoomer is like what 26-28 now?
you talking about gen alpha
>>715023050
>I played games that became well known normietrash for the masses
no you were very clear actually, not beting the tourist secondary allegations tough
>>715023059
>A: have kids
*checks birth rates* so uh how is that one going?
>B: start creating things yourself
this just isn't going to work and you know it
literally the first advice people give to the "I want to make my game" folks is not to do it
>you need to grow up and get off the consoomer hedonic treadmill and just start flexing your creativity in some kind of field.
you are supposed to have a life outside of video games and that's where you accomplish that
>>715023207
>Not even current 6 year olds slurped up veilguard
because they are all fucking stuck in roblox
I can choose any other two games and put them in their place according to your taste

>>715023384
>*checks birth rates* so uh how is that one going?
what does that have to do with anything? so because other people are having kids less it means you cant? even still, i said along with my post that if you dont want to do that you can just start creating stuff. i said "and/or" for a reason.

>>715023384
>you are supposed to have a life outside of video games and that's where you accomplish that
thats literally the point i am making you dumb cunt

>>715023541
>what does that have to do with anything?
most people are clearly choosing not to have them, obviously
you can do whatever you want yeah

>>715015186 (OP)
>Never liked multiplayer
>But I'd like fortnite
I have some doubts as to your claims.

>>715022830
Lol you are an absolute retard.