Thread 715017998 - /v/ [Archived: 449 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:33:07 AM No.715017998
haloreach
haloreach
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This is the worst bungie halo. It tries way too hard to be epic. Anyone that says this is the best, or even top 3 halo games is retarded and a homosexual all at the same time
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:36:08 AM No.715018173
pss pss
pss pss
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Prioritized graphics over physics simulation. That's why there's no scarab fights and barely any havok objects.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:36:43 AM No.715018214
>>715017998 (OP)
Man, who gives a fuck. Halo is Microsoft slop for dudebro idiots and children that grew up with it.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:38:53 AM No.715018338
>>715018214
I give a fuck because I'm a dudebro idiot and a child that grew up with it.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:39:45 AM No.715018397
>>715018214
Even the worst halo beats every other shooter desu
Halo fans subconsciously judge games based on how close they are to halo ce, 2 and 3's quality
This is something outsiders don't pick up on when entering halo discussions
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:40:01 AM No.715018421
>>715017998 (OP)
You don't like the wooden voice acting that sounds like it's from Resident Evil? Or the amazing space flight level?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:40:42 AM No.715018457
>>715017998 (OP)
The true halo tierlist:
CE>POWER GAP>2>>>Reach>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
343 need not apply and i need not reply
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:41:52 AM No.715018535
>>715018457
awful list. I hope you get raped by a pack of feral brutes
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:43:19 AM No.715018631
>>715017998 (OP)
Yeah I didn't bother finishing it. The only good part of Halo was the story. Gameplay was just the thing that transported you between story beats. It was never special or better than any other fps game of the time.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:43:25 AM No.715018640
>>715018457
CE>2>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ODST>REACH>Infinite>>>>>>>>>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:43:28 AM No.715018647
1690672841613525
1690672841613525
md5: c3de52f34b4082ac5ab84e9eed809069๐Ÿ”
>>715018457
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:43:57 AM No.715018696
>>715018457
3 > 2 >= Reach >= CE
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:44:16 AM No.715018719
>>715017998 (OP)
why are you gay
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:44:52 AM No.715018767
>>715017998 (OP)
That's not ODST
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:45:03 AM No.715018785
>>715018640
>>715018457
My IQ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stephen Hawking IQ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the average normies IQ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your IQ
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:46:05 AM No.715018850
>>715018767
odst is better than reach
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:46:33 AM No.715018879
DJ Monke[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fgqhih9.ogg]
>>715017998 (OP)
Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QABn9I4qsm4
Easter eggs got more kino despite requiring approval from a microsoft committee
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:46:55 AM No.715018902
>>715017998 (OP)
Most based Indian
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:47:27 AM No.715018939
>>715018902
huh?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:47:39 AM No.715018950
>>715018902
Most retarded paki
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:48:48 AM No.715019012
>>715018879
>I clapped when i recognized it!
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:50:16 AM No.715019108
>>715019012
that doesn't describe that post at all
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:50:40 AM No.715019128
I didn't like that it took forever to grind points to unlock armor so that killed my interest in multiplayer real quick.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:51:38 AM No.715019196
2 would be the best if it had fewer holdout sections
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:00:33 AM No.715019789
>>715019128
>multiplayer
irrelevant.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:01:06 AM No.715019820
>>715017998 (OP)
>This is the worst bungie halo.
Which still makes it good so who cares. I cannot imagine someone genuinely loving 1, 2 or 3 yet finding Reach unplayable.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:02:28 AM No.715019898
>>715019820
I bet you have a Grunt Fetish, don't you Gashnor
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:02:33 AM No.715019908
>>715019820
Who said unplayable? I said its the worst. It's not a great game.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:05:32 AM No.715020075
>>715019820
Never underestimate the ability of gamers to cry over the most insignificant shit
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:11:18 AM No.715020413
>>715019908
I was speaking generally since a lot of /v/ posts over the years have people regarding Reach as some unplayable mess when it's simply not as good as the trilogy.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:16:37 AM No.715020734
>>715019820
>yet finding Reach unplayable
bloom and spartan abilities or whatever its called does make normal MP pretty butt to play outside of invasion
unfortunately no one plays that shit on MCC because its in the fuckin COMP playlist
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:27:33 AM No.715021412
1749393572086604
1749393572086604
md5: a9bd344d2666f1a94e7f3270ff7e4695๐Ÿ”
>>715017998 (OP)
MP was always kind of a drag outside of infection. The campaign and firefight are great though. It's one of the best games to fight covies in just because of how much stronger they are except for brutes which are lumbering idiots. I like that you can't get too cocky otherwise the big dick elites in this game will chase you down hard. The only thing I don't like is how weak the AR and plasma rifle are. AR doesn't mow down grunts like it should and the plasma rifle is so pitiful that elite minors just stand around with them wondering why they don't have plasma repeaters inst ad
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:28:46 AM No.715021506
>>715017998 (OP)
>everyone remembers Kats death
>nobody can mention a single memorable scene from any other entry aside from an obligatory muh scarab fight here and there
>best multiplayer
>best user created content
>best armor customization
it's hilarious to me that armor lock and crying about no master chief continues to filter people to this day lmao
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:33:25 AM No.715021839
>>715017998 (OP)
For some reason Reach always felt visually worse in art direction than the other Bungie games to me
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:34:15 AM No.715021906
>>715021506
I remember Jorgeโ€™s death I canโ€™t think of how kat dies
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:40:03 AM No.715022339
andrew-wilkins-kat-bit-of-downtime
andrew-wilkins-kat-bit-of-downtime
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>>715021506
imagine her 7ft roided spartan ass crushing your pelvis as a unsc marine
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:41:27 AM No.715022426
>>715018457
BXR faggot detected
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:57:34 AM No.715023650
>>715017998 (OP)
gayllo was always gay
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:58:35 AM No.715023721
>>715018397
fuck off. recharging shields are gay
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:00:45 AM No.715023880
>>715022339
dgaf. no female space marines shud ever exist
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:02:05 AM No.715023974
>>715018338

kys for gaw'ds sake!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:24:46 AM No.715025479
>>715023721
is that why you guys hate Medic so much
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:26:16 AM No.715025578
>>715018457
objectively correct
its like you scooped that thought straight outta my head damn
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:30:03 AM No.715025845
>>715023721
this is the least significant part of shooters yet so many people are obsessed with it
regardless if you don't like it you can use the black eye skull
it's been in the series since 2004 and been backported to ce since 2011
the fact of the matter is you crybabies will use any excuse to shit on halo
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:38:09 AM No.715026421
>>715025578
great minds think alike anon
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:38:10 AM No.715026425
Didnt care for it on release either.
The game lacks any sort of character or charm at all, the main story was absolutely insufferable to play through because i hated every one of noble squad's members and their voices.
Music is also way worse than ODST which precedes it and actually has an identity.
The multiplayer sucked ass too and was the sign of downfall and brain drain bungie was going through which led to fucking destiny which i just didnt even bother with.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:01:42 AM No.715028124
>>715026425
Replayed it after I saw a bunch of people calling it the best one. Everything feels weird and I canโ€™t remember a single track except the one that goes dododododododododododo that sounds like it wants to turn into a variation of the halo theme but doesnโ€™t
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:05:51 AM No.715028398
>>715025845
its very weird to me that people go out of their way to shit on halo here. the series is not in your face anymore. people hardly played infinite, halo fans don't spam here, but for some reason there's tons of halo hate out of nowhere on /v/ when noone brings it up. maybe its just a handful of mentally ill people
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:09:26 AM No.715028621
>>715017998 (OP)
The campaign was pretty good in hindsight. The multiplayer sucked.
>>715019820
Reach feels very different from 1-3. You could say it's better than 343 but I absolutely can understand why someone would dislike Reach while liking 1-3.1
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:11:36 AM No.715028748
>>715018397
Pretty much this, playing any other shitty shooter just feels hollow in so many ways, this is why I can't really get into Fallout 3d games. Halo destroys anything you throw at it, even Halo CE for PC plays better
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:11:53 AM No.715028774
>>715018214
>Man, who gives a fuck. Halo is Microsoft slop for dudebro idiots and children that grew up with it.
fuck off and play your mario kart like a gud cunt
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:12:25 AM No.715028814
>>715028398
People were genuinely butthurt that quake clones got replaced by slower paced games like counter strike but for some reason halo and call of duty get all the blame. It's not a natural formation. It's the after effects of ancient shitposting. Newfags tend to take things more seriously than they actually are.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:14:49 AM No.715028972
This game had the worst multiplayer in the bungie series by far, it wasn't even necessary. They could have just kept milking halo 3 spinoff games and adding more multiplayer modes/forge maps/helmets forever. The series and overall character control feel peaked with 3, it didn't have to change. It would be like if valve made team fortress 3 but made the gameplay and movement worse and the map maker assets uglier. Hideous forge assets, wow I fucking love looking at boring steel and glass.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:23:49 AM No.715029484
>>715028972
I think if they had the setup to just bang out a halo 3 expansion once a year they could've stayed as relevant as call of duty or at least more relevant than everything else. And that model was profitable for cod way before they came up with microtransactions for things like camos and shit. That's what microsoft wanted do do with infinite but they dropped the ball in so many ways.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:32:17 AM No.715030042
>>715028972
Forget the gameplay, I was really disappointed how the playlists and maps were handled. A lot of playlists from 3 never made a return to Reach, the comp arena playlists sucked ass compared to the 1-50 system, and all of the maps were lazy community forge maps. The new armor customization options were cool, but getting anything you wanted was so fucking grindy compared to 3.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:35:00 AM No.715030223
>>715017998 (OP)
>>715018631
>>715028972
did you faggots just never use forge or play custom games????
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:38:01 AM No.715030432
>>715030223
Dude these faggots haven't even played the game, they just parrot whatever their favorite JewTuber personality told them.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:38:17 AM No.715030453
>>715018939
Your opinion is dogshit and your kind is dogshit.
>>715018950
>were all super-intelligent beings
Thank you Anon. Inshallah you shall be blessed with fine harems.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:41:43 AM No.715030654
>but muhhhhh books
Books lead to the shit that was 4 5 infinite, halo never needed books and having them make one before halo ce was retarded.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:42:43 AM No.715030728
>>715030223
>>715030432
Pretending to be unable to read isn't an argument. Reach forge scene was garbage, because forge world was garbage.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:44:45 AM No.715030835
>>715030728
>Pretending to be unable to read isn't an argument.
Anon... You do know where you're posting, right?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:45:04 AM No.715030849
Reach is the only one I ever replay, i think the flood are boring enemies tbdesu.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:45:58 AM No.715030906
>>715030654
Nobody said anything about books
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:47:10 AM No.715030987
>>715030728
>>Reach forge scene was garbage, because forge world was garbage.
that's bullshit and you know it
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:47:21 AM No.715030997
>>715030849
The only one I like replaying is ODST. I don't care for the story, but I love playing as a (relatively) normal human instead of a Spartan.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:49:22 AM No.715031098
>>715030997
That has more health than Chief
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:52:00 AM No.715031230
>>715030728
Forge was great, too great. Half the playlist maps were just forgeworld clones.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:01:08 AM No.715031734
>>715017998 (OP)
>This is the worst bungie halo
You're not wrong. This game was made in a time where halo was getting more and more corporate and losing it's top spot as the most popular multiplayer game to Call of Duty. It's my estimation that sprint was added to the game to compete with CoD. The power ranger armor for all the spartans was a blatant attempt to chase the purchasable cosmetics cash, where previously all spartans were in standard military issue mass manufactured armor because of the established lore and universe. The maps were much weaker than the previous entries. The change in aesthetic was reminiscent of the change from the original Star Wars series to the prequels. We went from a hard sci-fi, brutal, scant universe to a glossy, sleek, trendy universe in a prequel. The change in the enemy design was quite jolting, they went from the silly but disgusting aliens in the first three games to a more visceral, frightening design reminiscent of H.R. Geiger. The story shifted from an epic save the universe tale to a tearjerker where you get to know every character minutes before they are brutally killed. I got whiplash from the shift in tone. You could tell that Bungie had lost it's spark, that they'd been ground down by the corporate environment and were no longer making passion projects for fun but consumer products at the behest of their overlords at Microsoft. It wasn't a bad game, but it was the worst halo game at the time unless you count ODST, which began some of the trends that Reach would follow. I blame Microsoft. Reach was a game that probably shouldn't have been made, but was too potentially profitable not to be made.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:04:23 AM No.715031902
>>715017998 (OP)
I think it's the best
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:08:32 AM No.715032128
>>715031734
The reach spartan team is so ugly.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:09:41 AM No.715032190
>>715031902
Imagine being this retarded
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:18:24 AM No.715032603
reach really was not as kino as the trilogy... it just wasn't ok? ODST was better
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:19:09 AM No.715032638
>>715031734
>>715032128
>The reach spartan team is so ugly.

Marcus Lehto's passion project btw

Staten's passion project is ODST
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:19:25 AM No.715032656
>>715017998 (OP)
Why would you not try hard to epic you stupid fuck
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:28:32 AM No.715033127
>>715032656
Ok you got me there