Were Wii kids pissed their parents didn't buy them a 360 or PS3?

No of course not. Motion control alone made it a hundred times cooler

>>715022348 (OP)
>fat
why?

>>715022527
>where the fuck is my cursor???
>there it is!
>jfc STOP SHAKING!!

>>715022348 (OP)
kys

My grandma bought me a Wii and I didn't want one

I was about 12 I think, and I didn't want seem to spoiled, so I didn't complain, but I couldn't really pretend to be excited about it

I was definitely in my "Wii is for gay babies" phase, I was playing Gears of War and CoD4 on Xbox 360.

>>715022603
You don't remember?
>In 2008, the Wii Fit game faced criticism for how it assessed fitness levels, particularly when it categorized a 10-year-old girl as overweight. This incident, along with others where the game's BMI calculation was questioned, sparked a debate about the accuracy and appropriateness of using BMI in children and whether the game should carry a warning about its fitness assessments.

>>715022348 (OP)
throw bricks at AI faggots

>>715022348 (OP)
No. It was the only good console that gen.

Wii kid here.
I was just glad I eventually got a PC instead. Didn't see the appeal of COD or Gears of War, though in hindsight it would've been fun to experience online play for the Saints Row games.
I only got a PS3 later, played the LBP games and little else. Looking back, LBP games did not make much use of their physics despite all the emphasis they put on it.
Now I'm just a filthy PC user.

>>715022809
I don't have to remember.
Fatfucks being delusional and surprised at their reality is a daily occurrence.
Good thing they die before 40

>>715022809
but this is supposed to be your shitty AI take on console tans, why would that inform the design when it's supposed to embody the hardware?

>>715022348 (OP)
Nah, Wii was the only one I asked for at the time. I got my own PS3 later and never liked Xbox. Also,
>fat
Bueno.

>>715022771
I don't blame you for thinking it was for gay babies.
Nintendo always was the favourite of grandmas and mothers who are terrified of blood and violence.
Nintendo is the Disney of gaming after all.
Both the choice of the coddled gay baby.
Nintendo Adults and Disney Adults are indistinguishable.

>>715022974
Lmao

>>715022809
>10 year old girl as overweight
its almost like when they decided to change BMI and reduce the BMI needed to be classified as overweight by 30% in the 1990's it was obviously bullshit.
the studies does and how BMI was used as an indicator based on them? we can just ignore them and change it so that anyone over 25 is overweight when it was 35 before, what do you mean 30 is obese when it was 50+ before? its absolutely not being used to push an agenda about health and food.

and people just ate it up and accept that everyone is considered overweight now.
there are so many people who are overweight, but adjusting the definition is absurd as basically anyone of an average normal weight is medically overweight and anyone who even has a tiny belly is medically obese.

>>715023021
Were you lonely in school? Felt left out because of the normal kids have xbox or ps3?

>>715022348 (OP)
Yes, I hated literally every Wii exclusive
Nowadays I only use my Wii to play my Gamecube titles like Pikmin and Gale of Darkenss

>>715023316
You talk like a boomer.

>>715022348 (OP)
She looks hot

>>715023440
>seething fatty

BMI + BFP is a weekly check for my wife, mu children and myself.
You won't believe this, but we are not overweight.
Get into caloric deficit you piggy.

>>715023556
Why not just play them on the far zuperior Gamecube?

>>715023673
>no rebuttal

>>715023794
i'm too skinny rather than fat, in fact I in my opinion am unhealthily skinny, but bmi will say I am perfectly healthy.
the problem is that you can look at a normal person on the street and if you calculate their bmi it will say they are obese, no sane person is thinking this based on how they look but they use it to push their agenda to fund health initiatives for a minority of people

>>715023901
My older brother owned the N64 and Gamecube so he took them when he moved out, I kept the games I bought myself

>still mad that Xbox 360
delusional western fanfiction

>>715024007
You are citing the exception.
But that is why you do BMI AND BFP. BFP is the mkre insightful but the BMI is dtill helpful.
>skinny
Do a BFP and BMI check. You might be fine.
If nkt, calculate your BMR and grt into caloric surplus you skelly

>>715024054
Ebay then?

>>715024096
Won Gen 7.
Stay mad.

>Mario Strikers is one of the few IPs that got better on the Wii
How did they do it?

>>715022348 (OP)
No. Wii won that generation hard. PS3 had no games, same with Xbone

Kill all pajeets

>>715022348 (OP)
They just played MH Tri for thousands of hours

>wii gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovjpek4ALmM

>>715024389
>xbox had no games
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715024881
halo 3 i guess

I didn't know anything about the PS3/Xbox 360 outside of COD and Halo at the time.

>>715022348 (OP)
Didn't give a single shit about PS3 but I would buy a few 360 games and play them on a friend's console (dead rising, earth defense force, banjo nuts n bolts, crackdown).

>>715024968
Halo Fable Gears Dead ir Alive Bayonetta Forza Lost Odyssey Alan Wake Ctackdown Shadow Complex and sooo many more

>>715022809
This doesn't justify her being fat, if anything it reinforces it with judgement towards lard asses.

>>715024340
It got 2nd place, but 40% of 360s were defective so it's total sales numbers are skewed.

Wii and DS won.

>>715022348 (OP)
Getting a cliffhanger at the end of Halo 2 only to get a Wii since the Xbox was technically my dad's and miss out on finishing the fight till after reach had come out, felt bad.

>>715022348 (OP)
I remember I had a friend who fell for it and sold his 360 for a Wii. Then the only thing he did was fucking play CS:S. lol

>>715022348 (OP)
I went from Gamecube -> Wii -> PS3 -> PC.
The Mario Galaxy games were alright but I haven't played them since they came out.

>>715025363
>40% of 360s
BlTently false.
The 360 Recreation? Sure. But the 360 Arcade to 360e were nigh unkillable

>top google search for PS3 is "has no games"
you can't make this shit up

>>715025363
DS was gen 6 you colossal fag

>>715025363
Wii didn't win shit with that controller
>I ain't tryna play my games with no dil-do

>>715025458
Oof. Sorry bro. Have a 3tana

Damn. Why are these so accurate? >>715022348 (OP)
>>715023901
>>715024340

>>715022348 (OP)
>A stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it
I can safely discard this shitty image

>>715023316
>I only play MATURE games on MATURE consoles

>>715023440
>>715024007
get some eyes, retard. everywhere you look is walruses now

>>715026225
Because I am a witty guy

>>715025458
It's okay, Anon.

>>715026387
Yes.
Gay babies keep losing.

>>715025939
>6th gen
>The GBA and DS were in the same generation
Shut the fuck up you stupid retard. AND you are Indian.

>>715026076
Chad Warden was a fake ass nigga who also has a 360 and Wii. Also literally every controller after Wii was inspired by the Wiimote.
>Six Axis
>DS4
>PS Move
>Even VR fucking touts waggle

>>715022348 (OP)
I pretty often hung out with friends and Nintendo had the best local multiplayer games
I did eventually get an Xbox later into its lifetime and got extremely addicted to online gaming

>>715026946
>has never played halo split screen

>>715022348 (OP)
A bit, mom says you can't have it so may as well forget about it.
>>715023486
Didn't go to school so not much talking to kids. I was fully aware that Nintendo consoles were bullshit though, my first console was a GBA and everything after that was just dumber and gimmickier. After the Wii it wasn't long before I was playing flash games on the computer and turned into >>715023021

Can someone recommend Wii games without posting some faggy chart?

>>715023673
I can't see that as anything but a compliment in this day and age.

>>715022348 (OP)
I had a Wii throughout elementary school and middle school, but by the time I hit 7th grade, I started wanting to play shooters which the Wii severely lacked. I did manage to find a bunch of obscure third party exclusives that held me over until I got a 360, and they were all kino.

total AI pajeet death

I respect your autism but I refuse fat faggotry.

>>715027765
Super Mario Galaxy and Xenoblade Chronicles are ok.
Metroid Prime 3.
Battalion Wars 2.
Wii Sports (Resort) is one of the only the only Wii games that uses the motion control as anything other than a pointer and wiggle stick.
Wii U is also a Wii so Monster Hunter Tri U.
All I can think of.

I like art of Cortana but she’s fat

>>715028587
Ur Mr gay

>>715029197
Let me restate this, I like art that makes Cortana fat

I've been an idort basically all my life
Had ps1 and n64
Gamecube, ps2 and xbox
wii, ps3 and 360
ps4 and wii u, although by this time I started getting more into pc games, but still loved my consoles.
I can't imagine fanboying over companies the way people do.

>>715029374
That doesn’t exist faggot

>>715029119
I unironically loved red steel

The resident evil chronicles games are great

Dead space is good

Re4 is peak on wii. I used to play it every year when my gf would fly home for xmas

Is this the console-tan thread?

>>715022348 (OP)
I remember enjoying Wii Punch Out a whole lot... it probably had other games but I can't remember many of them.

>>715028587
>doesn't edit the text
Okay homo.

>>715022348 (OP)
What is this shit? No such thing like this exists. An incel made this

>>715022348 (OP)
My family played Wii Sports for like a day and then my brother and I went back to PS3 and nobody else ever touched Wii again.

>>715029653
There you are coworker. Love your work.

are you expecting these to catch on

>>715030562
>>715029653
I needed your help with snes and nes gf. Did you see them?

>>715029668
Red Steel does look pretty fun. I only played Wii as a kid so never played anything too edgy.

You did remind me of the 2010 GoldenEye game, good fun back in the day, particularly the multiplayer.

>>715030562
nah
no big booba for handhelds
it dont match
now do vita

>>715030860
booba for all, especially handhelds

>>715030860
Ok ok i'll do vita. I admire your tenacity. But u do agree; though i love my coworker, handhelds having milkers doesn't make sense

>>715031113
make gameboy advance flat, and gameboy original stacked cause it was one big boy

console-tan tuesday has been fun

>>715022348 (OP)
>Loves awful sequels to IP you love
It has the best Rhythm Heaven and Punch Out thoughbeit

>>715029653
I also need you to boob n64 gf

>>715031710

Post the PS2 one/

>>715031774
Love your work. Did you catch snes and nes?

>>715028587
Ruined

>>715022348 (OP)
Not my Nintendo Wii GF.

>>715031774
whats n64 sloprano

>>715031908
no, post them in one image

>>715022809
Girls have only gotten fatter since then.

>>715031880

>>715022771
>waited 24 hours outside a target to get one
>playing TP for the first time after all that excitement just for it to be boring ass waggle shit
>I think I played for less than an hour before letting others try wii sports and going to sleep disapointed
>console never really got any better
>in hindsight I found the experience of waiting for the wii way more fun than actually playing it.

>>715031984
IM GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU

>>715032072

>>715032386
oh im retarded I was looking for nes and snes and forgot what those stood for

>>715022348 (OP)
is there one for GBA SP?

>>715032523
No but I can be convinced. I didn't think there was much point as the only differrnce to the og was a backlight and a laptop design

>>715032503
Its okay.
I nade them while you were AFK, Iwas sad too because if any gf needed fat milkers it was these two

>>715032589
id imagine SP would be a younger sister to the GBA, but does everything better. the opposite of living in the older sibling's shadow.

another possible option would be Game Gear. her id imagine would be a 90s skater girl who thinks shes cooler than she actually is

God I wish Egypt was real

Please tell me there is a 3ds gf with giant '3d' boobs and wants to play kid icarus with you and

>>715032798
You wanna boob my other obes? I can post em on r9k

>>715030562
>top half for looking
>bottom half for touching
Okay. That's kinda hot in this context.

>>715032847
Working on it.
Sincerely,
Captain Keyes, the GF Vendor

>>715029668
I got Monkey Ball Banana Blitz instead of Red Steel at launch and I regret to this day. Back when Ubisoft actually tried before they just collected free money from Just Dance shovelware.

>>715024389
Every multiplat game was better on the 360 to the point that you may as well count them as an xbox exclusives.
PS3 ports looked and ran like shit until the last few years of its life when developers figured out how to program for the cell. Wii ports looked like shit and had stupid tacked on waggle controls that no one liked.

>>715032993
Pleased you like it

While you were playing nintendo boomers were playing this

>>715022348 (OP)
>PS3 has no games
>Not American so barely anyone had a 360
>Everyone had a Wii
>Everything else is on PC anyway
Nah, it was the only good 7th gen console and 7th gen was the last console gen anyway.
>>715026645
>Also literally every controller after Wii was inspired by the Wiimote.
I fucking wish. VR controllers are practically exiled to their own little corner alongside every further evolution of the Wiimote, and even the Switch is taking more inspiration from the 360 and PS3 than the Wii.

>>715033438
Okay I am starting that r9k thread and you are boobing all of them. That is golden.

Just keyword search "keyes"

>>715029847
You just missed it

>>715022348 (OP)
i fucking loved my Wii, was one of the first consoles I had, and taught me a lot about games. shame she fucking died one day.

>>715030562
still got this hottie though, but I barely play with her anymore because she's a bit broken due to advanced age

>>715022348 (OP)
I tried a different art style for this one, thoughts?

>>715034637
you're gonna have to learn how to properly slop if you wanna do finer details. that looks crap. nice design though.

>>715033438
Here you go coworker san
>>>/r9k/81774628

>>715022348 (OP)
I was a gamecube kid so no. Tbf when I did get to play the PS3 the whole graphically increase was probably marred because I was using still on composite cables for a good while. Didn't even know HD was a thing. Resolution isn't everything but no the differences are less pronounced.

>>715035860
Tbf the ps3 was rubbish

>>715034920
Okay this is pretty good.

Im never getting that vita gf am I

>>715037242
Bro i am working on it rn. I just cant get it to a point where like it

where's the steam deck gf
not to tell the artist his craft but I want her to look like a nerd autist

>>715037327
deliver satisfactory results and I will share with you the ultimate vita recs guide

someone please make a Gameboy Micro one
that's my favorite handheld

>>715037503
I'll add it to the list :)

>>715037703
I'll add it to the list

>>715037703
make the micro one do retard speak or baby talk cause of how tiny brained it is

>>715037776
yay. where can I view it in case this thread diez?

>>715037776
based. I'll add you to my 'namefags who actually have a proper reason to distinguish themselves with a name right now' list
you're the only guy on it

>>715038071
I only post to 4chan. So just keep an eye out here or on r9k?
Mby ill start an insts but i dont think its worth it nobody will give enough of a shit

>>715038119
Kek. Nice

>>715038156
yeah memes dont really work that way. the only metrics that matter is searching your art on 4chan archives and seeing how often they get reposted

>>715038835
These arent even memes to mr. Just fun pics

>>715038281
I love to see original content of my gfs

>>715039098

>>715039864
xbrat so cute

>>715040164
Xbox original
Xbox 360
Xbox one

NO

Xboth
Xbrat
Xbone

>>715022348 (OP)
I think I have a Wii gf irl

>>715022348 (OP)
It had games unlike PS360

>>715037526

>>715042413
based

>>715022348 (OP)
Were there even any games worth a fuck aimed at kids on the other consoles?

>>715022348 (OP)
...So what would happen if i used Wiiconnect24? Unintentional Ryona?

>>715042541
All of them

>>715022809
thats stupid. dont ever make fat girls again.

>>715042984
Chubby Chasers deserve fan-service too

>>715042413

>>715042413
here as promised
https://files.catbox.moe/7z6w56.png

>>715042413
>big behind cause she's a little too big to hold comfortably
kek
>>715043586
boo its not striped

>>715043772
adding to this, at least add some spank palm marks from daddy sony punishing her for not doing her homework right

>>715043830
jesus why am I such a degenerate. ignore this one.

>>715043586
Nice but it should be normal panties

>>715022348 (OP)
I forgot which console I was up to so I made this

>>715022348 (OP)
Bump

>>715022920
I'd rather have AI friends than leftist friends.

>>715022348 (OP)
>Sold out everywhere.
>Homebrew juggernaut alongside the PSP
Meanwhile my 360 was gathering dust.

>>715022527
For 1 week when the gimmick was over.

>>715024340
Xbox was the merishart/latinx mutt console
Asians did not care about xbax
Europe was neutral

>>715022348 (OP)
I mean the Wii won that generation in a landslide

>>715024652
American advertising

>>715023901
Marriage.

>>715028587
you dream of sucking cock don't you

>>715051095
you never played cool games did you? avatar into the inferno and harry potter order of phoenix used the waggling to make kino gameplay that stayed engaging throughout the game.