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Anonymous No.715027736 [Report] >>715027870 >>715027978 >>715028140 >>715028318 >>715030990 >>715033845 >>715041527
It's stupid and nonsensical that Pauline is barefoot even in her cowgirl outfit, and even in the outfit that includes a big puffy winter jacket
Anonymous No.715027870 [Report] >>715028140 >>715041429
>>715027736 (OP)
It's an essential part of her character design, anon
Anonymous No.715027968 [Report] >>715028140
Did Dan Schneider make this game?
Anonymous No.715027978 [Report] >>715028140
>>715027736 (OP)
you can give her some tights if her bare grippers bother you that much
Anonymous No.715028140 [Report] >>715028248 >>715028726 >>715037364
>>715027736 (OP)
>>715027870
>>715027968
>>715027978
There needs to be an excuse for her to ride DK and not just walk everywhere, this is it.
Anonymous No.715028221 [Report] >>715043014
I just need confirmation flip flops are an option.
Anonymous No.715028227 [Report]
god i love child feet so much its unreal
Anonymous No.715028248 [Report] >>715028450 >>715040008
>>715028140
Umm, that kids can't scale mountains or punch through walls, like the giant fucking gorilla can?
Anonymous No.715028318 [Report] >>715029241
>>715027736 (OP)
Anonymous No.715028450 [Report]
>>715028248
>kids can't scale mountains
Neither can Atreus yet he doesn't ride Kratos all the time.
>punch through walls
She could just follow behind DK as he does so.

Bare feet is the best justification.
Anonymous No.715028726 [Report] >>715029004 >>715031315 >>715036110
>>715028140
And why do none of the stores sell shoes but do sell other clothes?
Because kongs don't wear shoes?
Anonymous No.715029004 [Report] >>715030518 >>715034882
>>715028726
>Because kongs don't wear shoes?
Possibly. Either that or consider the fact that when DK transforms into Kong form or Ostrich form that Pauline HAS to get on top of him to keep up and then imagine how DK would feel if she put her dirty ass shoes on him while doing so instead of her pristine bare soles.
Anonymous No.715029241 [Report]
>>715028318
Imagine there's a scene of her being kidnapped and brought underground and her shoes just fly off crash bandicoot style once she disappears into the eart
Anonymous No.715030518 [Report] >>715030673
>>715029004
You outed yourself foot fag.
Anonymous No.715030673 [Report]
>>715030518
anon...
Anonymous No.715030990 [Report] >>715031026
>>715027736 (OP)
Standing on DK's fur with shoes on would be unclean and rude.
Anonymous No.715031026 [Report] >>715031056 >>715032202
>>715030990
I guess so
Anonymous No.715031056 [Report]
>>715031026
me on the right
Anonymous No.715031315 [Report] >>715032175
>>715028726
The gorilla bitch wears heels
Anonymous No.715032175 [Report]
>>715031315
I didn't think about that
That's that explanation down the drain
Anonymous No.715032202 [Report] >>715033489
>>715031026
DK if he heckin cute and valid
Anonymous No.715033489 [Report] >>715034446
>>715032202
not funny, didn't laugh
Anonymous No.715033845 [Report]
>>715027736 (OP)
>yap
>not yup
huh??????????
besides, she sings, not yaps
Anonymous No.715034446 [Report]
>>715033489
at least post the gif you lazybones
Anonymous No.715034882 [Report] >>715035004
>>715029004
couldn't they at least give her some socks so I don't have to play with a honer the whole time?
Anonymous No.715035004 [Report]
>>715034882
They'd get too sweaty and stinky after all the adventuring and whatnot, sock-swapping mechanics would be too complicated for children, so the feet have to be bare.
Anonymous No.715035182 [Report]
I think Pauline is not wearing shoes because Shigeru Miyamoto didn't want her shoes to get on Donkey Kong's fur.
Anonymous No.715036110 [Report] >>715036242 >>715037240
>>715028726
just look at india. Shoes are rare
Anonymous No.715036242 [Report]
>>715036110
>just look at india
I'd rather not
Anonymous No.715037240 [Report]
>>715036110
what did I do to you
Anonymous No.715037258 [Report] >>715037590
*plap plap plap*
Anonymous No.715037364 [Report]
>>715028140
the think the fact that she cannot jump around, climb shit and punch shit is a good enough excuse.
Anonymous No.715037449 [Report] >>715038191
There was an extremely based thread earlier about the 3 upcoming loli games but it got deleted. I'd appreciate an archive if anyone has it.
Anonymous No.715037590 [Report] >>715037841 >>715038283 >>715040534
>>715037258
i NEED her to step on me
Anonymous No.715037841 [Report]
>>715037590
No, you do not need that.
Anonymous No.715038191 [Report]
>>715037449
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/936885131
You've gotta admit, three different games from three different devs all coming up with barefoot loli companion characters and releasing so close together is curious
Anonymous No.715038283 [Report] >>715038464
>>715037590
use case for being stepped on?
Anonymous No.715038464 [Report]
>>715038283
it's supposedly good for your back if you find someone with just the right weight for it
Anonymous No.715040008 [Report]
>>715028248
They also can't do whatever this is
Anonymous No.715040534 [Report]
>>715037590
Anonymous No.715041429 [Report]
>>715027870
This
Anonymous No.715041527 [Report] >>715041909
>>715027736 (OP)
why do you continue to act like an imbecile all day long?
Anonymous No.715041909 [Report]
>>715041527
it's free and it's easy
Anonymous No.715043014 [Report]
>>715028221
Doubt it, her swimsuit in the trailer didn't have any footwear either