Thread 715027736 - /v/ [Archived: 471 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:56:49 AM No.715027736
pauline cowgirl
pauline cowgirl
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It's stupid and nonsensical that Pauline is barefoot even in her cowgirl outfit, and even in the outfit that includes a big puffy winter jacket
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:58:27 AM No.715027870
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>>715027736 (OP)
It's an essential part of her character design, anon
Replies: >>715028140 >>715041429
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:59:30 AM No.715027968
Did Dan Schneider make this game?
Replies: >>715028140
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:59:41 AM No.715027978
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>>715027736 (OP)
you can give her some tights if her bare grippers bother you that much
Replies: >>715028140
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:01:54 AM No.715028140
>>715027736 (OP)
>>715027870
>>715027968
>>715027978
There needs to be an excuse for her to ride DK and not just walk everywhere, this is it.
Replies: >>715028248 >>715028726 >>715037364
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:03:07 AM No.715028221
I just need confirmation flip flops are an option.
Replies: >>715043014
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:03:12 AM No.715028227
god i love child feet so much its unreal
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:03:29 AM No.715028248
>>715028140
Umm, that kids can't scale mountains or punch through walls, like the giant fucking gorilla can?
Replies: >>715028450 >>715040008
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:04:37 AM No.715028318
Shoes
Shoes
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>>715027736 (OP)
Replies: >>715029241
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:06:57 AM No.715028450
>>715028248
>kids can't scale mountains
Neither can Atreus yet he doesn't ride Kratos all the time.
>punch through walls
She could just follow behind DK as he does so.

Bare feet is the best justification.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:11:14 AM No.715028726
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>>715028140
And why do none of the stores sell shoes but do sell other clothes?
Because kongs don't wear shoes?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:15:30 AM No.715029004
>>715028726
>Because kongs don't wear shoes?
Possibly. Either that or consider the fact that when DK transforms into Kong form or Ostrich form that Pauline HAS to get on top of him to keep up and then imagine how DK would feel if she put her dirty ass shoes on him while doing so instead of her pristine bare soles.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:19:49 AM No.715029241
>>715028318
Imagine there's a scene of her being kidnapped and brought underground and her shoes just fly off crash bandicoot style once she disappears into the eart
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:39:12 AM No.715030518
>>715029004
You outed yourself foot fag.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:42:02 AM No.715030673
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>>715030518
anon...
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:47:11 AM No.715030990
>>715027736 (OP)
Standing on DK's fur with shoes on would be unclean and rude.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:48:01 AM No.715031026
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>>715030990
I guess so
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:48:37 AM No.715031056
>>715031026
me on the right
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:53:42 AM No.715031315
>>715028726
The gorilla bitch wears heels
Replies: >>715032175
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:09:20 AM No.715032175
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>>715031315
I didn't think about that
That's that explanation down the drain
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:09:48 AM No.715032202
>>715031026
DK if he heckin cute and valid
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:35:26 AM No.715033489
>>715032202
not funny, didn't laugh
Replies: >>715034446
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:42:50 AM No.715033845
>>715027736 (OP)
>yap
>not yup
huh??????????
besides, she sings, not yaps
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:54:41 AM No.715034446
not-funny
not-funny
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>>715033489
at least post the gif you lazybones
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:02:20 AM No.715034882
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>>715029004
couldn't they at least give her some socks so I don't have to play with a honer the whole time?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:04:42 AM No.715035004
>>715034882
They'd get too sweaty and stinky after all the adventuring and whatnot, sock-swapping mechanics would be too complicated for children, so the feet have to be bare.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:08:08 AM No.715035182
I think Pauline is not wearing shoes because Shigeru Miyamoto didn't want her shoes to get on Donkey Kong's fur.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:25:31 AM No.715036110
>>715028726
just look at india. Shoes are rare
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:27:57 AM No.715036242
>>715036110
>just look at india
I'd rather not
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:46:31 AM No.715037240
>>715036110
what did I do to you
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:46:49 AM No.715037258
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*plap plap plap*
Replies: >>715037590
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:48:53 AM No.715037364
>>715028140
the think the fact that she cannot jump around, climb shit and punch shit is a good enough excuse.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:50:30 AM No.715037449
There was an extremely based thread earlier about the 3 upcoming loli games but it got deleted. I'd appreciate an archive if anyone has it.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:53:17 AM No.715037590
>>715037258
i NEED her to step on me
Replies: >>715037841 >>715038283 >>715040534
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:57:55 AM No.715037841
>>715037590
No, you do not need that.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:04:19 AM No.715038191
>>715037449
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/936885131
You've gotta admit, three different games from three different devs all coming up with barefoot loli companion characters and releasing so close together is curious
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:05:40 AM No.715038283
>>715037590
use case for being stepped on?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:08:53 AM No.715038464
>>715038283
it's supposedly good for your back if you find someone with just the right weight for it
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:41:38 AM No.715040008
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>>715028248
They also can't do whatever this is
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:51:51 AM No.715040534
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>>715037590
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:11:52 AM No.715041429
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>>715027870
This
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:13:30 AM No.715041527
>>715027736 (OP)
why do you continue to act like an imbecile all day long?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:21:14 AM No.715041909
>>715041527
it's free and it's easy
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:45:32 AM No.715043014
>>715028221
Doubt it, her swimsuit in the trailer didn't have any footwear either